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Update 68

Anaya : han kashi main theek bol rehi hon please ab tum hi ho jis pey main aur ami bhrosa kr sakte hain please maan jao

Main : yeh tum keh rehi ho anaya main ne tumhari aankhon main apne liye payar dekha hai main janta hon tum mujhe chahti ho phir b tum apni ami k sth..

Anaya : han yeh such hai main aap ko chahti hon esi liye bol rehi hon ab btao kya krna hai

Main : farz kro main maan b jaon to kya tumhari ami se kon bat kre ga wo kaise manein gi

Anaya : wo to tum ko krna hai jo b krna hai

Main : acha chahye piyo thandi ho rahi hai

Hum ne chahye pee phir hum ne kuch baten ki itne main sonu cup lene aya jb us ne khali cup dekhe to us k chehre pey aik fakhria muskaan thi wo cup ley k chala gya

Main : dekha tum ne us k chehre per kaise muskaan aa gai thi yeh dekh kr k hum ne chahye pee li

Anaya : han dekha main ne aur agr aaj tum aa kr yeh pta na lgate to pta nahi aur kitni bar mujhe neend ki goliyon wali chahye peena padti

Main : acha ab aisa kro neeche jao ami ko bolo k kashi ko aur mujhe neend aa rahi hai to hum oper hi sone lagy hain kyun k hum ko sone ka drama krna hai kyun k sonu ya tumhari ami aik bar aa kr zaroor hum ko check kren gye

Anaya : ok abhi jati hon

Anaya neeche gai aur bta kr aa gai main ne anaya k sth wale room main sona tha wahan hi chala gya sonu ne pehle hi mera saman wahan rakh diya tha main ne anaya ko samjha diya k paka drama krna hai sone ka main b room main aa gya aur late gya aik ghante bahd anaya ki ami aai aur mujhe awaz di main sone ka natak krta raha jab main nahi bola to mere kandhe ko pakad kr 2, 3 bar hila kr awaz di lekin main sota raha phir wo chali gai aise hi unon ne anaya k sth b kiya wo b soti rehi aur wahan se b chali gai main ne time dekha to raat k 11 baj rehe the main ne anaya ko msg kiya k ab so jao subha bat ho gi us ne ok bola main utha apna kuch saman liya aur drawaza kholne lga room ka to bahir se lock tha main samjh gya k aunty ka kam hai khair mujhe kya main ne power use ki aur seedha ponch gya Sajjad Abbasi urf saaju k form house pey us waqt mera roop BLACK TIGER wala tha main seedha wahn poncha jahn un ka room tha matlb jahan wo the us room k bahir form house k drawing room main saaju aur us k kuch dost prty kr rehe the shrab pee rehe the music chal raha tha itne main aik room ka drwaza khula us main se 2 aur ladke nikle jin k sth 2 ladkiyan thin dono ladkiyan is waqt bra panty main thin matlb bikini main aur ro rehi thi chila rehi thin

Saaju : ary yar in ko chup krwao ro aise rehi hain jaise in ki jaan lene wale hain ary jaan nahi len gye hum sirf phudi len gye

( saaju k doston ko L1 Ur L2 likhon ga)

L1 : bhai aap beshak phudi lena in ki main to in ki yeh moti moti gand maron ga

L2 : han bhai hum to dono trf se choden gye

Ladki 1 : hum ne tum logon ka kya bigada hai please jane do

Ladki 2: dekho hum mar jain gi humari izaht na looto

Saaju : chalo chod den gye pehle abhi dance kr k to dekhao

Main itne main samne aa gya wahan saaju ko mila k 5 ladke the mujhe dekh kr sb ghabra gye

Saaju : kon hai abe tu aur andar kaise aya

Main : main jo b hon us ka tum se koi lena dena nahi hai rehi bat andar ane ki to aaj tak koi yeh jaan hi nahi saka main kaise aya aur kaise gya kyun k us k bahd wo zinda rehne k liye bacha hi nahi

Saaju : lekin aaj tu mare ga yahan aa to gya hai per zinda ja nahi paye ga

Main : to maa ka doodh piya hai to aa phir

Saaju ka aik dost aya mujhe marne lekin is se pehle k wo mujhe marta main ne us k dono hath pakad liye aur apna paon us ki chaati pey rakh diya main ab us k chaati pey dabao dalta ja raha tha us ki cheekhen poore form house main goonj rehi thi aik zor ka jhatka diya us k dono bazu us k dhad se alag ho gye wo aik dard naak cheekh k sth neeche gira aur behosh ho gya main ne us k bazu phenk diye baqi sb k chehro pey ab maut ka khauf saaf nazar aa raha tha

Saaju : abe yeh kya kiya wo mar jaye ga

Main : us ki chod apni fikar kr kyun k tujhe to is se b buri maut don ga

Us ne itna suna to gun nikal li aur mujh pey fir kr diya lekin goli mujh se takra kr neeche gir gai

Main : kya huwa chala goli

Wo ghuse se fir krne lga sb goliyan mujh se takra kr neeche girti rehi jb sb goliyan khatam ho gai to wo bhagne laga lekin main ne power se door band kr diye main ne baqi jo us k dost the un ki trf bhada wo zindagi ki bheek mangne lage

L2: mujhe mahf kr do aaj k bahd aisa nahi kron ga

Main : tum ne kisi ko mahaf kiya hai kitni masoom ladkiyon ka rape kiya na jane kitni ladkiyon ki izhat loot kr un ka qatal kiya tum logon ko mahaf kr don main ne us ki chaati pey punch maara aur mera hath us ki chaati main ghus gya main ne us ka dil hi nikal liya yeh dekh k wahan majood ladkiyon ko vomiting hone lagi wo wahi mar gya main teesre k pas gya us ko marne hi wala tha k us ne mere paon pakad liye

L3: mujhe mahaf kr do bhai main first time aya hon in k sth kabhi kisi ka rape nahi kiya mere ghar per meri aik maa aur bahen hai aur koi nahi main ne us ka dimagh read kiya wo theek bol raha tha main ne usye chod diya chothe ladke ko main ne aik kick mari us k main point pey wo wahi beth gya main ne apna chaqu nikala aur us k pait main ghusa diya aur pait se ley kr chaati tak cheer diya wo b wahi mar gya main ab saaju ki traf gya

Main : ab bol tera kya kiya jaye

Saaju : mujhe chod do jitna paisa bolo gye main doon ga

Main : in sub k peeche tu hai jb baqi sb ko nahi choda to tujhe chodne ka sawal hi nahi paida hota Anaya ko kyun tang kr raha tha

Saaju : kon anaya

Main ne mobile pey us ki pic dekhai

Saaju : is ne mujhe thapad mara tha is liye

Main : zehr hai tu kisi ko cheda ga to thapad to padna hi hai ab oper wale ko yaad kr ley

Main ne us ka hath pakda aur aik hi war main us ki body se alag kr diya wo aik biyanak cheekh k sth behosh ho gya main ne dusra b alag kr diya wo hosh main aya aur cheekh k sth phir behosh ho gya main ne us k munh per sharab dali usye hosh aya main ne us ka main point hi kaat diya wo phir se behosh ho gya ab ki bar main ne us ki chaat cheer kr dil nikal liya wo wahi dher ho gya main ne dekha wo ladkiyan behosh ho gai hain har traf khoon hi khoon tha main ne us ladke ko bola k in ko hosh main lao us ne un per pani dala to wo hosh main aa gai mujhe dekh k thar thar kanpne lagi

Main : darro nahi main sirf in jaise bhediyon k liye hi aisa hon tum log safe ho jao room main kapde pehno aur tum idher ho ladke kya naam hai tumhara

L3: g Atif naam hai

Main : kab se ho in k sth

Atif : g main in k sth kabhi nahi aya yeh jo saaju ka dost hai is se thodi bat cheet thi is ne bola tha aa aaj tujhe maza krwata hon mujhe nahi maloom tha k yeh log aisa kuch krte hain

Main : acha apna mobile idhher dey kitni sim hain abhi is main

Atif : g aik hi hai

Main : apna number mujhe likha dey aur in 2 ladkiyon ka b mobile ley aur number mujhe likhwa

Wo gya un k mobile b ley aya main ne teenu k number note kiye phir un charon k b number likh liye main ne hina ko call ki thodi der bahd

Hina : hello g sir kya bat hai is waqt

Main : hina main ne 2 msg kiye hain tum ko pehle main 3 number hain yeh 3 numbers ka kisi qisam ka b rabta dusre msg k 4 numbero main se kis k b sth tha to data se clear kr do aur in 3 numbers ka aur mera abhi ka location jahan hai yeh b show nahi hona chaye ok

Hina : ok sir samjh gai

Main : ok bye yeh kr k mujh msg kr dena

Main : atif kahan rehte ho

Atif : g yahan pas main hi ghar hai mera

Main : kaise jao gye

Atif : wo bike hai mere pas

Main : theek hai jao aur normal rehna jaise kuch huwa hi nahi warna samjh gye ho na

Atif : g bhai thanks bhai main chalta hon

Wo chala gya main ne apna sign wahan choda

BLACK TIGER

Main un ladkiyon k pas gya jo dusre room main thin un k mobile un ko diye

Main : yeh lo apne mobile aur kahan rehti ho tum dono

Ladki 1: g mera nam sana hai aur is ka saba hum yahn ghoomne aye the family k sth humari family is waqt boht pershan ho gi wo hotel Taaj main thehre hain sb hum un se alag ho gai thin k yeh keh kr hum ko kuch private bat krni hai hum walk krte krte age nikal aai wo baqi dusri traf nikal gye k achank yeh log aa gye aur hum ko akela dekh k utha laye

Main : tum dono apis main kya lagti ho kya rishta hai tum dono main

Saba : g hum friends hain aur padosi b aur class fellow b to main is liye sana k sth aa gai

Main : theek hai sana tumhare sth family main se kon kon aya hai sth

Sana : g abu, ami, chota bhai aur main hi the

Main : apne abu ka number do

Us ne dey diya main ne un dono ko sth liya aur bahir aa gya power se pehle hi main ne apni gadi mangwa li thi un dono ko sth bethaya aur chal pada ab in k samne power b use nahi kr sakta main ne sana k abu ko call mila di unon ne foran atend kr li

Main : hello g aap iftekhar sahb bat kr rahe hain

Iftekhar : g g main hi hon iftekhar aap kon bol rehe hain

Main : g main aap ka madad gaar hi bol raha hon wo kya hai k aap ki beti safe hai pershan na hon abhi thodi der main hum wahan ponch rehe hain aap k hotel

Iftekhar : g meri bat krwao us se please

Main ne mobile sana ko diya sth hi speaker on kr diya

Sana : hello abu

Iftekhar : rote huwe beti kahan ho tum theek to ho na bolo

Sana : g abu theak hain hum bs ponchne wale hain aa kr btain gye

Main ne mobile ley liya us se

Main : iftekhar sahb aap ne police main to report nahi likhwai na beti k gum hone ki

Iftekhar : g wo to main ne likhwa di police abhi aai thi yahan aur statement ley k gai hai

Main : chalo koi ni aa k bat krta hon

Main ne call disconnect ki aur

Main : ghor se suno tum logon ne kisi k k samne kidnap ya khoon ki bat nahi krni sb se bolna k tum log rasta bhatak gai thin aur dusre raste chali gai thin jahan tum logon ko sher nazar aya us bachne k liye kahen chupp gai thin aur mobile signal b nahi the wahan jis se rabta nahi ho saka aur phir mera btana k main wahan se guzar raha tha to main ne tum logon ki help ki aur raste main signal aye to aap ko call ki theek hai

Sana : g theek hai

Kuch der main hi hum hotel ponche un ki poori family neeche hi thi main apne asli roop main aa gya tha jab sana aur saba ne dekha to wo kho gai lekin itne main un k ami abu aa kr dono k gale lag gye aur rone lage kisi trah baqi hotel staf ne un ko chup krwaya k baki guests pershan hon gye aap log apne room main jao iftekhar sahb mere pas aye aur aik thapad mujhe mar diya aur mera greban pakad liya

Iftekhar: teri itni himat k meri phool jaisi beti ko apni baton main phusla kr tu ley gya aur pta nahi us k sth kya kya tujhe to main nahi chodon ga

Sana : zor se abu.. yeh kya kr rahe ho aap

Iftekhar: chup bilkul chup main sb samjh gya tu apni marzi se is k sth gai thi esi liye tum logon ne rast alag kiya tha abhi police aati ho gi tujhe to main wo saza dilwaon ga k yaad hi rakho gye

Main : sir aap ko ghalat fehmi hoi hai pehle apni beti se pooch to lo huwa kya hai

Iftekhar: nahi yaqeen mujhe us per aur na tum per wo pehle b jhoot bol k gai thi ab b jhoot hi bole gi bol kya kiya meri beti k sth bol

Main : well agr aap ko lagta hi hai k main qasoor war hon to b aap ko meri aur apni beti ki bat sunni hi ho gi kyun k qanoon to aap achi trah jante hai akhir Supreme court k senior judge jo hain mr. Iftekhar malik

Iftekhar: oh to tum ab mujhe qanoon sekhao gye beta itna to teh hai 7 saal k liye tu to andar gya ab

Main : wo to bahd ki bat hai pehle case cort main jaye ga aap ki beti se poocha jaye ga k kaise aap k sth ziyaditi hoi us waqt aap k jisam pey kya tha seedhi leti thi ya ulti oper thin ya neeche

Iftekhar: kameene..

Abhi wo mujhe marta k itne main sana ne un ka bazu pakad liya

Sana : bs abu bs bohat huwa aik farishta jis ne aap ki beti ki izhat bachai aap us ki itni toheen kren gye main ne kabhi socha b nahi tha ary jis farishte k paon b aap dho kr piyo to kam hai us k ahsaan ka badla aap is trah us ko zaleel kr k dey rahe ho ary itna sun'ne se to acha tha k wo..

Wo itna hi boli thi k main ne us k munh pey hath rakh diya

Main : nahi sana tumhen apne ami abu ki qasam kuch nahi btao gi

Main : boht shukria Iftekhar sahb ahsaan ka badla aap ne aacha diya khair main chalta hon aur han sana aur saba ab tum logon ko meri qasam ab kuch b mat btana in ko in ko b pta chale k inon ne kya ghalti ki hai

Itna bol kr main gadi main betha aur nikal gya anaya k ghar ki traf raat k 2 baj rehe the main ne power se gadi porch main khadi ki aur power se andar aa gya main kitchen main gya aur pani piya phir kuch der betha raha socha yeh pta nahi logon k sth neki krna b mehnga pad jata hai khair main kitchen se nikla to anaya ki ami k room ki light on thi main window k pas gya wo khuli hoi thi main ne dekha k sonu full nanga bed pey pada hai jis ka matlb k abhi abhi round lagaya tha unon ne jb k aunty nahi thi room main itne main room k sth attach bathroom ka door khula aur aunty nangi hi room main dakhil hoi uff un ka gora jisam bade bade mamey dekh kr lund sb kuch bhool gya wo muskrati hoi bed pey aai aur jhuk kr sonu k lund ko kiss kiya jis per abhi b un ki pehli chudai ka pani laga tha us ko chatne lagi phir us k adh mare lund ko munh main ley kr chusne lagi un k jhukne ki waja se un ki gand kya btaon dil to kr raha tha k abhi peeche se ja kr andar daal don per main ne control kiya main ne mobile nikala us ko silent kiya aur un ki video record krne laga ab sonu ka lund full hard ho gya tha us ka lund bs sirf 6" ka hi tha us k munh se siskariyan nikal rehi thin wo aunty k balon main hath ghuma raha tha aunty lund munh se nikala aur sonu k oper 69 position main aa gai sonu ne foran apni zuban nikali aur aunty ki phudi chatne laga aunty k munh se siskari nikal gai

Aunty : shabash sonu chaat aur chaat meri phudi

Sonu : han meri chudakad raand tu raat ko jab tak 2 bar chudwa na ley thandi hi nahi hoti

Main sochne laga behnchod din ko kitna adab se bolta hai bibi g ab raand bol raha hai khair dono ne kuch der aik dusr ko choosa phir aunty uthi aur godi ban gai sonu aunty k peeche aya aik dafa un ki gand ki mori ko chaata aur

Sonu : meri randi yeh kab dey gi

Aunty : sonu tujh ko bola na k main ne kabhi gand nahi marwai aur na hi marwani hai

Main yeh sun kr khush ho gya chalo aik cheez to seal pack hai ab us main mera hi lund jaye ga sonu ne apna lund aunty ki phudi main aik hi bar main dal diya jis se aunty ki halki se cheekh nikal gai

Aunty : harami aram se nahi dal sakta kya

Sonu : behn ki lodi pechle 5 mah se chudwa rahi hai mujh se ab b dard hota hai kya tujhe

Aunty : bahen chod main kya randi hon in 5 mah main jitna tu ne choda itna to mere khasam ne 20 saal main b nahi choda aur tujhe to pta hai meri phudi kitni choti hai chudai k bahd yeh phir se tang ho jati hai andar se

Sonu : hey esi liye to aap ko chodne se mann nahi bharta dil chahta hai k chodta hi rahon

Aunty : ahh ab marial jaise kyun chod raha hai thoda dum lga k chod na

Sonu : yeh ley behn ki lodi yeh ley

Is k sth hi sonu ne speed bhada di koi 5 minute bahd hi aunty tez awaz krti hoi farigh ho gai wo seedhi late gai aur tez tez saansen lene lagi idher mera lund phatne ko ho raha tha sonu ne un ki tangen uthai aur lund phudi main dal diya aur laga chodne kuch der bahd dono sth main hi farigh huwe aur late gye main ne recording band ki aur oper aa gya main seedha anaya k room main gya aur power se dono room ki bahir se aur andar se door ko lock kr diya anaya ghode bech k so rehi thi main ne aise us ka faida uthana manasib nahi samjha aur power se apne room main aa gya anaya ka room b andar se unlock kr diya tha main bathroom main gya aur thanda pani dala lund pey badi mushkil se us ko shant kiya apne bed pey aya to gudiya ki call thi

Main : hello meri jaan is waqt raat k 3 baj rahe hain kya bat hai

Gudiya : yeh to confirm hai aap ne kisi ki dulai ki hai ghusa to mujhe b mehsoos huwa tha socha subha news hi dekh lon gi leki abhi na aap ki waja se neend nahi aa rehi jab itna hi sex k liye khada tha to kisi k sth kr lete waise kis ko dekh liya tha

Main : bahd main btaon ga abhi so ja ok

Gudiya : theek hai apna khayal rakhna bye

Main ne b bye kr k call cut kr di

Baqi next update main...

Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

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Update 72

Raat ki 2 bar ki chudai k bahd hum aise hi so gye subha meri aankh khuli to aunty mujh se lipat kr so rehi thin main ne un k lips pey kiss kiya jis se wo jaag gai

Najma: good morning janu

Main : good morning

Najma : sone dete na itna sakoon hai tumhari bahon main

Main : aap jaisi hot maal sth ho to kis kambakhat ko neend aye gi

Najma : acha g main ab maal hon

Main : kuch b ho ho to meri

Najma : such kahon to ab darr sa lagta hai kabhi mere husband ko pta chal gya to kya ho ga kyun k main tumhen khona nahi chahti

Main : us ki fikar tum na kro main hon na

Itne main door pey dastak hoi

Najma : kon hai

Anaya : jaldi se naha k aao nashta tiyar hai

Main : han abhi aye

Hum dono sth main nahye aur apne kapde pehn kr bahir aye aunty theek se chal nahi paa rehi thin to is liye un k dekh k anaya boli

Anaya : zalim insan kya halat kr di meri nazak si ami ki theek se chal b nahi paa rehi

Najma : sharma kr beta har aurat chahti hai us ki aisi halat krne wala koi ho

Anaya : hey pta nahi humara number kab aye ga

Najma : kaho to aaj raat ko hi krwa don

Anaya : nahi nahi main to mazaq kr rahi thi

Main : nashta kren ab

Anaya : han kro na main ne kab roka hai waise b aise kaamon k bahd bhook bohat lagti hai

Main : tum nahi sudhro gi

Phir hum ne nashta kiya aur sth anaya ki tahreef b ki us ne waqhi nashta acha bnaya tha us k bahd aunty aram krne chali gai aur anaya bartan sametne lagi main oper terrace pey gya aur call ki

Mark : hello sir

Main : han hello mark kaise ho

Mark : g sir theek hon aur aap btao kya krna hai

Main : aik gadi bejho rozina k ghar wahan us ki kuch friends hain un ko murree ana hai un ko ley k aye main address send krta hon rozina ko bol dena wahan ponch kr mera nam btaye un ko wo ijazat dey den gye aur aik gadi sth security ki b bejh dena un k sth ok

Mark : g sir samjh gya

Main : aur aik bat wo Japanese master ne kb milna hai mujhe

Mark : sir 2 din bahd

Main : ok theek hai phir btana mujhe jab wo niklen

Mark : ok sir bye

Main ne aik aur call milai

Irfan : shukar hai sir aap ko hum b yad hain

Main : ziyada nakhre nahi main sb pey nazar rakhta hon kon kya kr raha hai samjha

Irfan: kuch pershan ho kr g samjh gya

Main : to kaise hain baqi sb

Irfan : theek hain sb

Main : kider hain

Irfan : samar to bahir nikla hai mark b gya hai abhi shaid aap ne kuch bola hai aur hina wahi apni student k sth computer room main

Main : to tera kab se chal raha hai yeh bta

Irfan : ka kya matlb kya chal raha hai main kuch samjha nahi

Main : main ne pehle hi kaha tha k kon kya kr raha hai main sb janta hon

Irfan : sorry sir wo pta hi nahi chala main aur samar aik din aap k shopping mall main the to aik ladki ko kuch ladke pershan kr rahe the hum ne us ladki ko un se bachaya to wo ladki mujh main interest lene lagi mujhe b achi lagi to phir aik 2 bar bahir mile hain

Main : baqi sb ka to bohat data nikalta hai is ka kyun nahi nikala tum ne

Irfan : sir us ne btaya us k ghar main sirf aik maa aur bahen hain aur koi nahi wo job kr k ghar chala rehi hai

Main : aqal k andhe job ka poocha tha k kon c krti hai itne bade shopping mall main aik aam c job wali ladki ka kya kaam

Irfan : wo to nahi poocha

Main : main janta hon kon hai wo aap logon ki aik aik harkat pey nazar hai meri samjha

Irfan : sir matlb fake hai wo

Main : han g pta hai kon hai wo CID ki senior inspector sundas hai jo BLACK TIGER ko pakadna chahti hai

Irfan : is ki to main nahi chodon ga is ko

Main : tum kuch nahi kro gye aaj sham 5 bje us ko ***hotel main milne bol main wahan aa jaon ga bol dena main tere bhai jaisa hon jo b faisla krna hai main ne krna hai

Irfan : ok sir

Main ne call cutt ki aur azad ko yad kiya wo mere samny aa gya

Main : han mr jin kahan kahan ghoom rehe ho

Azad : wo bhai aap murree ghoom rehe ho socha main b apni biwi ko sair krwa don is liye hum b murree main hain

Main : acha kiya aur kahan hai soni nazar nahi aa rehi

Azad : aap bulao to aa jaye gi

Main ne soni ko yad kiya to wo aa gai

Main : humm to kaisi ho soni

Soni : theek hon kashi

Main : good acha aik kaam krna hai tum ne aaj meri kuch friends aa rehi hain abhi un k liye aik khubsoorat sa ghar bana do location main deta hon aur azad tum ne IG sahib ka yeh jo ghar hai is ki security krni hai ghaib reh kr aur soni tum ne us ghar ki jo bnao gi aur un 6 ladkiyon ki b

Soni : g ho jaye ga

Main : theek hai abhi jao aur han soni tum ne isi roop main rehna hai

Soni : g jo hukam

Phir wo chale gye yeh soni b na insani roop main boht hot ho gai hai khair dekhte hain main neeche aya to dekha anaya burtan dhoh k ab saaf safai kr rahi thi to main us k pas gya
Main : ary kya kr rahi ho yeh jhadu pocha sb room ka kro gi to thak jao gi jao naha lo

Anaya : nahi sb safai kr k nahaon gi

Main : nahi tum kuch nahi kro gi jo main bol raha hon wo kro naha k kapde change kro ok

Anaya meri bat maan k chali gai wo jaise hi bathroom main gai main ne aik chutki bjai poore ghar ki saaf safai b ho gai pocha b lag gya aur har cheez apni sahi jaga pey aa gai thodi der bahd jb anaya naha k aai to pehle us ne diyan nahi diya jab ghor se dekha to aik dum se uchal padi

Anaya : yeh sb kaise..?

Main : main ne bola tha na k abhi boht surprise hain is liye phir kabhi btaon ga

Anaya : tum insan hi ho na ya koi jin

Main : hon to insan per kuch alag

Itne main aunty room se nikli aur saf safai dekh k heran ho gai

Najma : yeh sb kaise huwa

Main : aap ki beti ne kiya hai

Anaya : nahi ami main ne to sirf burtan hi dhohe hain baqi is ne kiya hai wo b 10 minutes k andar

Najma : tum insan hi ho na

Main : nahi jin hon

Najma : tabhi main kahon insan ka itna bada nahi hota

Anaya : kya matlb

Najma : wo wo dil main dil ki bat kr rahi hon aaj kal insan ka dil itna bada kahan hota hai jo kisi k liye itna kuch kre

Main : o hello mazaq kr raha hon waise agr dekhna hai to jin b hai mere pas bolo to bula lon

Najma : bada aya jin ko qabze main krne wala kisi aur ko bnana hum nahi mante

Main : anaya samjha lo ami ko phir na kehna k please is jin ko wapis bejh do darr lag raha hai

Anaya : ary kyun tang krte ho meri ami ko ho gya mazaq bs b kro

Main : nahi mano gi na to theek hai phir yeh lo azad samne aao

Itne main azad samne aa gya aur jhuk k bola

Azad : kya hukam hai kashi bhai

Aunty aur anaya ki cheekh nikal gai wo dono apni badi badi ankhon se use dekh rehi thin

Main : kya huwa ho gya yaqeen ya nahi

Najma : please isye wapis bejho

Main : azad jao phir bulaon ga

Anaya : yeh kya tha kashi

Main : jin tha aur kya tha

Najma : yeh to insan ki trah tha

Main : jis trah yeh achanak ata hai agr asli roop main aye to samne wale ko hert attack paka hai

Anaya : per tumhare pas kaise

Main : phir btaon ga lambi kahani hai yeh jin aur is ki biwi soni abhi murree main hi hain agr dobara milna ho bta dena apna dost hai darna nahi

Najma : yeh b wo kuch kr leta hai jo tum ne raat ko..

Main : hans kr agr aap chaho to ho sakta hai kisi ko shak b nahi ho ga ghaib ho k aye ga aur ghaib ho k jaye ga waise b aaj raat ko main yahan nahi hon ga mere kuch friends aa rehe hain un ki traf hon ga to aap aaj raat is k sth kr sakti hain

Najma : saf to hai na matlb kisi ko btaye ga to nahi

Main : mere ilawa kisi ko nahi bole ga aap fikar na kren abhi bula k bol don

Aunty sharma gai main ne azad ko bulaya to wo aa gya

Main : azad aunty ko jismani sukh chahye aaj raat in ko khush krna

Azad : kyun marwa rehe ho kashi bhai soni ko pta chal gya to phir

Main : kuch nahi hota main hon na main soni ko sambhal lon ga

Azad : g theek hai

Wo chala gya

Najma : matlb jin b apni biwi se darte hain

Main : hahaha mard kuch b ho apni biwi se darta hi hai

Is bat pey hum sb huns pade

Baqi next update main...

 

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Update 72

Raat ki 2 bar ki chudai k bahd hum aise hi so gye subha meri aankh khuli to aunty mujh se lipat kr so rehi thin main ne un k lips pey kiss kiya jis se wo jaag gai

Najma: good morning janu

Main : good morning

Najma : sone dete na itna sakoon hai tumhari bahon main

Main : aap jaisi hot maal sth ho to kis kambakhat ko neend aye gi

Najma : acha g main ab maal hon

Main : kuch b ho ho to meri

Najma : such kahon to ab darr sa lagta hai kabhi mere husband ko pta chal gya to kya ho ga kyun k main tumhen khona nahi chahti

Main : us ki fikar tum na kro main hon na

Itne main door pey dastak hoi

Najma : kon hai

Anaya : jaldi se naha k aao nashta tiyar hai

Main : han abhi aye

Hum dono sth main nahye aur apne kapde pehn kr bahir aye aunty theek se chal nahi paa rehi thin to is liye un k dekh k anaya boli

Anaya : zalim insan kya halat kr di meri nazak si ami ki theek se chal b nahi paa rehi

Najma : sharma kr beta har aurat chahti hai us ki aisi halat krne wala koi ho

Anaya : hey pta nahi humara number kab aye ga

Najma : kaho to aaj raat ko hi krwa don

Anaya : nahi nahi main to mazaq kr rahi thi

Main : nashta kren ab

Anaya : han kro na main ne kab roka hai waise b aise kaamon k bahd bhook bohat lagti hai

Main : tum nahi sudhro gi

Phir hum ne nashta kiya aur sth anaya ki tahreef b ki us ne waqhi nashta acha bnaya tha us k bahd aunty aram krne chali gai aur anaya bartan sametne lagi main oper terrace pey gya aur call ki

Mark : hello sir

Main : han hello mark kaise ho

Mark : g sir theek hon aur aap btao kya krna hai

Main : aik gadi bejho rozina k ghar wahan us ki kuch friends hain un ko murree ana hai un ko ley k aye main address send krta hon rozina ko bol dena wahan ponch kr mera nam btaye un ko wo ijazat dey den gye aur aik gadi sth security ki b bejh dena un k sth ok

Mark : g sir samjh gya

Main : aur aik bat wo Japanese master ne kb milna hai mujhe

Mark : sir 2 din bahd

Main : ok theek hai phir btana mujhe jab wo niklen

Mark : ok sir bye

Main ne aik aur call milai

Irfan : shukar hai sir aap ko hum b yad hain

Main : ziyada nakhre nahi main sb pey nazar rakhta hon kon kya kr raha hai samjha

Irfan: kuch pershan ho kr g samjh gya

Main : to kaise hain baqi sb

Irfan : theek hain sb

Main : kider hain

Irfan : samar to bahir nikla hai mark b gya hai abhi shaid aap ne kuch bola hai aur hina wahi apni student k sth computer room main

Main : to tera kab se chal raha hai yeh bta

Irfan : ka kya matlb kya chal raha hai main kuch samjha nahi

Main : main ne pehle hi kaha tha k kon kya kr raha hai main sb janta hon

Irfan : sorry sir wo pta hi nahi chala main aur samar aik din aap k shopping mall main the to aik ladki ko kuch ladke pershan kr rahe the hum ne us ladki ko un se bachaya to wo ladki mujh main interest lene lagi mujhe b achi lagi to phir aik 2 bar bahir mile hain

Main : baqi sb ka to bohat data nikalta hai is ka kyun nahi nikala tum ne

Irfan : sir us ne btaya us k ghar main sirf aik maa aur bahen hain aur koi nahi wo job kr k ghar chala rehi hai

Main : aqal k andhe job ka poocha tha k kon c krti hai itne bade shopping mall main aik aam c job wali ladki ka kya kaam

Irfan : wo to nahi poocha

Main : main janta hon kon hai wo aap logon ki aik aik harkat pey nazar hai meri samjha

Irfan : sir matlb fake hai wo

Main : han g pta hai kon hai wo CID ki senior inspector sundas hai jo BLACK TIGER ko pakadna chahti hai

Irfan : is ki to main nahi chodon ga is ko

Main : tum kuch nahi kro gye aaj sham 5 bje us ko ***hotel main milne bol main wahan aa jaon ga bol dena main tere bhai jaisa hon jo b faisla krna hai main ne krna hai

Irfan : ok sir

Main ne call cutt ki aur azad ko yad kiya wo mere samny aa gya

Main : han mr jin kahan kahan ghoom rehe ho

Azad : wo bhai aap murree ghoom rehe ho socha main b apni biwi ko sair krwa don is liye hum b murree main hain

Main : acha kiya aur kahan hai soni nazar nahi aa rehi

Azad : aap bulao to aa jaye gi

Main ne soni ko yad kiya to wo aa gai

Main : humm to kaisi ho soni

Soni : theek hon kashi

Main : good acha aik kaam krna hai tum ne aaj meri kuch friends aa rehi hain abhi un k liye aik khubsoorat sa ghar bana do location main deta hon aur azad tum ne IG sahib ka yeh jo ghar hai is ki security krni hai ghaib reh kr aur soni tum ne us ghar ki jo bnao gi aur un 6 ladkiyon ki b

Soni : g ho jaye ga

Main : theek hai abhi jao aur han soni tum ne isi roop main rehna hai

Soni : g jo hukam

Phir wo chale gye yeh soni b na insani roop main boht hot ho gai hai khair dekhte hain main neeche aya to dekha anaya burtan dhoh k ab saaf safai kr rahi thi to main us k pas gya
Main : ary kya kr rahi ho yeh jhadu pocha sb room ka kro gi to thak jao gi jao naha lo

Anaya : nahi sb safai kr k nahaon gi

Main : nahi tum kuch nahi kro gi jo main bol raha hon wo kro naha k kapde change kro ok

Anaya meri bat maan k chali gai wo jaise hi bathroom main gai main ne aik chutki bjai poore ghar ki saaf safai b ho gai pocha b lag gya aur har cheez apni sahi jaga pey aa gai thodi der bahd jb anaya naha k aai to pehle us ne diyan nahi diya jab ghor se dekha to aik dum se uchal padi

Anaya : yeh sb kaise..?

Main : main ne bola tha na k abhi boht surprise hain is liye phir kabhi btaon ga

Anaya : tum insan hi ho na ya koi jin

Main : hon to insan per kuch alag

Itne main aunty room se nikli aur saf safai dekh k heran ho gai

Najma : yeh sb kaise huwa

Main : aap ki beti ne kiya hai

Anaya : nahi ami main ne to sirf burtan hi dhohe hain baqi is ne kiya hai wo b 10 minutes k andar

Najma : tum insan hi ho na

Main : nahi jin hon

Najma : tabhi main kahon insan ka itna bada nahi hota

Anaya : kya matlb

Najma : wo wo dil main dil ki bat kr rahi hon aaj kal insan ka dil itna bada kahan hota hai jo kisi k liye itna kuch kre

Main : o hello mazaq kr raha hon waise agr dekhna hai to jin b hai mere pas bolo to bula lon

Najma : bada aya jin ko qabze main krne wala kisi aur ko bnana hum nahi mante

Main : anaya samjha lo ami ko phir na kehna k please is jin ko wapis bejh do darr lag raha hai

Anaya : ary kyun tang krte ho meri ami ko ho gya mazaq bs b kro

Main : nahi mano gi na to theek hai phir yeh lo azad samne aao

Itne main azad samne aa gya aur jhuk k bola

Azad : kya hukam hai kashi bhai

Aunty aur anaya ki cheekh nikal gai wo dono apni badi badi ankhon se use dekh rehi thin

Main : kya huwa ho gya yaqeen ya nahi

Najma : please isye wapis bejho

Main : azad jao phir bulaon ga

Anaya : yeh kya tha kashi

Main : jin tha aur kya tha

Najma : yeh to insan ki trah tha

Main : jis trah yeh achanak ata hai agr asli roop main aye to samne wale ko hert attack paka hai

Anaya : per tumhare pas kaise

Main : phir btaon ga lambi kahani hai yeh jin aur is ki biwi soni abhi murree main hi hain agr dobara milna ho bta dena apna dost hai darna nahi

Najma : yeh b wo kuch kr leta hai jo tum ne raat ko..

Main : hans kr agr aap chaho to ho sakta hai kisi ko shak b nahi ho ga ghaib ho k aye ga aur ghaib ho k jaye ga waise b aaj raat ko main yahan nahi hon ga mere kuch friends aa rehe hain un ki traf hon ga to aap aaj raat is k sth kr sakti hain

Najma : saf to hai na matlb kisi ko btaye ga to nahi

Main : mere ilawa kisi ko nahi bole ga aap fikar na kren abhi bula k bol don

Aunty sharma gai main ne azad ko bulaya to wo aa gya

Main : azad aunty ko jismani sukh chahye aaj raat in ko khush krna

Azad : kyun marwa rehe ho kashi bhai soni ko pta chal gya to phir

Main : kuch nahi hota main hon na main soni ko sambhal lon ga

Azad : g theek hai

Wo chala gya

Najma : matlb jin b apni biwi se darte hain

Main : hahaha mard kuch b ho apni biwi se darta hi hai

Is bat pey hum sb huns pade

Baqi next update main...

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