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ekdam dhansu update mindblowingUPDATE 6
inspector ajay aur neelam ek restaurant mein baithe hue the
neelam aur ajay dono ko samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki woh dono kya baat karein
dono nervous the
dono 4 saal se ek sath kaam kar rahe the
lekin aaj tak dono ne kabhi aisi situation ka saamna nahi kiya tha
tabhi waiter aagaya
order lene
dono ek dusre se najre churane ke alawa kar hi kya rahe the
phir ajay ne apna aur neelam dono ka order de diya
neelam bhi hairan thi
ajay ne wohi order kiya tha
jo neelam ki favourite dish thi
neelam..kuchh bolenge bhi
ya phir main jaaun
ajay ne bas yahi bola
i love you neelam
neelam..seedha love
pehle like toh kar lete
ajay..ab tum apna jawab de sakti ho
haan kahogi toh raat bhar khushi se naachunga
na karogi toh yeh baat yahin pe khatam ho jaayegi
neelam..na karungi toh raat bhar kya karenge
ajay..peeyunga
phir so jaaunga
neelam..sir aap bahut achche hain
lekin main aapko haan nahi keh sakti
sorry
ab bechari neelam se ne socha ki thoda masti kar leti hoon
sir ko thoda pareshan kar leti hoon
lekin sir ne neelam ka jawab sunne ke baad
apni gun nikaali
aur pel diya ek goli
neelam ke sar mein
bhagdad mach gayi wahan
ajay ne ek aur baar neelam ke sar mein goli daag di
himani baar baar apni hand watch ki taraf dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek ladka bullet pe wahan aaya
aur bola
himani main tumhein drop kar dunga
himani..nahi ajay aata hoga
woh mujhe drop kar dega
kaun ajay
ladka bola
himani..ajay mera boyfriend hai
oh
mujhe pata nahi tha
sorry
ladka yeh bolke chala gaya wahan se
kuchh der baad ajay wahan aagaya
himani use ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
Himani..aur late aajate
itni jaldi aane ki kya jarurat thi
ajay.. sorry na
maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
isi liye late ho gaya
himani..ghabrate hue.. kya hua unhein
ajay..sugar badh gaya tha
himani..kitni baar bola hai
unka dhyan rakhkha karo
lekin tum maante kahan ho
ab kaisi hain woh
ajay..theek hain
himani..agar unki tabiyat itni kharab thi
toh nahi aate
mujhe call kar dete
ajay..maa ne kaha
coaching jaane ko
aur raakhi hai unke paas
yeh sunke himani ajay ke peeche baith gayi
himani..chalo ab coaching
ajay ne bike aage badha di
himani..waise yeh humara last year hai
iske baad ka kya iraada hai
ajay..pehle job
phir tumse shaadi
himani.. really
ajay..aur nahi toh kya
kisi khaali jagah pe bike rokna
himani ne thoda serious hote hue bola
yeh sunke ajay ne ek khaali jagah pe bike rok di
himani neeche utar gayi
ajay bike pe baitha hi raha
ajay..kya hua baby
himani..main tumse ek bahut jaruri baat karni hai
himani chup ho gayi yeh bolke
ajay..chup Kyu ho gayi
himani..main maa se mil chuki hoon
ab main chahti hoon
ki tum mere mom dad se bhi mil lo
ajay..toh itna serious hoke Kyu bol rahi thi
dar gaya main bhi
himani.. tumhein mere mom dad se milne mein koi problem nahi hai
ajay.. kyun hogi mujhe problem
yeh sunke himani khush ho gayi
pichhle ek saal se dono date kar rahe the
himani kayi baar ajay ki maa se mil chuki thi
lekin aaj tak ajay himani ke parents se nahi mila tha
hospital mein afra tafri ka maahaul tha
State ke sabse bade criminal premnath ko goli lagi thi
seene mein
premnath ka raaj chalta tha
poore State mein
election mein jo party use sabse jyada paise deti thi
majal hai ki koi aur party ka neta mla ya mp ban jaaye
premnath ne jo bol diya
woh patther ki lakeer ho jaati thi
ek tarah se woh apne State ka godfather tha
premnath ki ek lauti beti ka naam simran tha
usne ek doctor ka Collar pakad liya
simran.. doctor mere dad ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye
agar inhein kuchh ho gaya
toh is poore hospital ko aag laga dungi
doctor ne premnath ko dekha
woh samajh gaya
ki iski jaan nahi bach sakti
tabhi use khyal aaya
inki jaan agar koi bacha sakta hai
toh woh sirf ek insaan hai
doctor ajay
simran..toh bula na use
dekh nahi raha mere dad ka kitna khoon beh raha hai
bula jaldi use
doctor.. receptionist se..call doctor ajay
receptionist ne announce kar diya
doctor ajay kisi patient ka xray dekh rahe the
apna naam speaker mein sunke
woh wahan pahunch gaye
tabhi uski najar simran pe padi
ajay..hunterwaali
simran ne ajay ka Collar pakad liya
simran..sun be doctor
jaldi se mere dad ka operation kar
warna tujhe yahin jaan se maar dungi
ajay..nurse inhein leke Operation theatre mein chalo
aur phir ajay ready hoke
operation theatre mein ghus gaya
kuchh der baad woh bahar nikla
simran uske aage khadi ho gayi
simran..kaise hain mere dad
ajay..pehle aap mere cabin mein chaliye
aapse jaruri baat karni bai
simran ajay ke peeche uske cabin mein pahunch gayi
simran..ab bhaunkega bhi
ajay...aapke dad ab khatre se bahar hain
yeh sunke simran khushi se uchhal padi
simran.. thank you doctor
aaj tune dil khush kar diya
main bahut khush hoon
lekin phir ajay ne ek zordar thappad
simran ke gaal pe jad diya
simran ke kaan jhan jhana gaye
simran kuchh bol paati
tab tak ajay ne do thappad aur jad diya
simran ke gaalo pe paancho ungliyo ke nishaan chhap chuke the
ab waise simran khudko ladka maanti thi
premnath ne use ek ladke ki tarah paala tha
premnath kabhi kabhi yeh sochta tha
ki agar uska beta hota
toh bhi woh simran ke jitna qaabil nahi hota
simran ki aankho se aansu jhalak gaye
ajay..pehla thappad
mera collar pakadne ke liye
do you fucking know
yeh shirt jiska collar tune apne khoon se sane hatho se chhuke kharab kiya
woh 153357 Indian rupees ka hai
it's oscar de la renta
dusra thappad
teri badtamizi ka jawab
aur teesra thappad
tujhe yeh batane ke liye
ki dobara mujhse ulajhne ka anjaam kya hoga
simran
i will kill you
you fucking bastard
yeh bolke simran ne apni kamar mein se gun nikaala
aur ajay pe taan diya
ajay hansne laga
simran..hans Kyu raha hai madarchod
mental hospital
yahan apne aashi ke aashiq bhi hans rahe the
aashi..ab kya hua
ajay..ek shayri sunau
aashi..mana karungi
toh nahi sunaoge
ajay.. tumhein nahi sunna hai
toh kaan band kar lo
main toh sunaunga
aashi..sunao
ajay..kisi shayar ki biwi ne ek din uske sath sex karne se inkaar kar diya
aashi ka chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho gaya
ajay..toh shayar ne kaha
arz kiya hai
aashi bechari ke kaan laal ho gaye the
ajay..irshaad tera abba bolega
Aashi..mujhe nahi sunna
ajay..toh phir 50 baar utthak baithak karwaunga
Aashi.. zabardasti hai
ajay..raat bhar sone nahi dunga
soch lo
Aashi.. irshaad
ajay.. abhi nahi
arz kiya hai
aashi..irshaad
ajay..le jaao apni hoot
apni ammi jaan ke hosde mein
ajay ko hath ke hunar pe
aitbaar aaj bhi hai
pehle toh aashi ko samajh nahi aaya
lekin jab aaya
aashi ka chehra gusse se laal peela ho gaya
Aashi..man mein.. fucking asshole
hospital
tabhi cabin mein ek aadmi ghusa
woh premnath ka sabse wafadaar aadmi tha
naam tha jeeva
didi yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
inhone sahab jee ki jaan bachayi hai
simran..tu jaa bahar
main aati hoon
jeeva..didi sahab jee aapko bula rahe hain
aur doctor sahab ko bhi
simran aur ajay
dono doctor ke cabin mein the
premnath.. thank you doctor
meri jaan bachane ke liye
tum jo chahe mujhse maang sakte ho
agar mere bas mein hoga
toh main tumhein jarur dunga
aashi ki gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein lagi hui thi
ajay dheere se apna hath uski kamar pe le gaya
isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
ajay ne gun ki nali premnath ki taraf kar di
aur phir do goli chali
pehli goli premnath ki aankh mein lagi
aur dusri goli premnath ke maathe mein....
Excellent update broUPDATE 6
inspector ajay aur neelam ek restaurant mein baithe hue the
neelam aur ajay dono ko samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki woh dono kya baat karein
dono nervous the
dono 4 saal se ek sath kaam kar rahe the
lekin aaj tak dono ne kabhi aisi situation ka saamna nahi kiya tha
tabhi waiter aagaya
order lene
dono ek dusre se najre churane ke alawa kar hi kya rahe the
phir ajay ne apna aur neelam dono ka order de diya
neelam bhi hairan thi
ajay ne wohi order kiya tha
jo neelam ki favourite dish thi
neelam..kuchh bolenge bhi
ya phir main jaaun
ajay ne bas yahi bola
i love you neelam
neelam..seedha love
pehle like toh kar lete
ajay..ab tum apna jawab de sakti ho
haan kahogi toh raat bhar khushi se naachunga
na karogi toh yeh baat yahin pe khatam ho jaayegi
neelam..na karungi toh raat bhar kya karenge
ajay..peeyunga
phir so jaaunga
neelam..sir aap bahut achche hain
lekin main aapko haan nahi keh sakti
sorry
ab bechari neelam se ne socha ki thoda masti kar leti hoon
sir ko thoda pareshan kar leti hoon
lekin sir ne neelam ka jawab sunne ke baad
apni gun nikaali
aur pel diya ek goli
neelam ke sar mein
bhagdad mach gayi wahan
ajay ne ek aur baar neelam ke sar mein goli daag di
himani baar baar apni hand watch ki taraf dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek ladka bullet pe wahan aaya
aur bola
himani main tumhein drop kar dunga
himani..nahi ajay aata hoga
woh mujhe drop kar dega
kaun ajay
ladka bola
himani..ajay mera boyfriend hai
oh
mujhe pata nahi tha
sorry
ladka yeh bolke chala gaya wahan se
kuchh der baad ajay wahan aagaya
himani use ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
Himani..aur late aajate
itni jaldi aane ki kya jarurat thi
ajay.. sorry na
maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
isi liye late ho gaya
himani..ghabrate hue.. kya hua unhein
ajay..sugar badh gaya tha
himani..kitni baar bola hai
unka dhyan rakhkha karo
lekin tum maante kahan ho
ab kaisi hain woh
ajay..theek hain
himani..agar unki tabiyat itni kharab thi
toh nahi aate
mujhe call kar dete
ajay..maa ne kaha
coaching jaane ko
aur raakhi hai unke paas
yeh sunke himani ajay ke peeche baith gayi
himani..chalo ab coaching
ajay ne bike aage badha di
himani..waise yeh humara last year hai
iske baad ka kya iraada hai
ajay..pehle job
phir tumse shaadi
himani.. really
ajay..aur nahi toh kya
kisi khaali jagah pe bike rokna
himani ne thoda serious hote hue bola
yeh sunke ajay ne ek khaali jagah pe bike rok di
himani neeche utar gayi
ajay bike pe baitha hi raha
ajay..kya hua baby
himani..main tumse ek bahut jaruri baat karni hai
himani chup ho gayi yeh bolke
ajay..chup Kyu ho gayi
himani..main maa se mil chuki hoon
ab main chahti hoon
ki tum mere mom dad se bhi mil lo
ajay..toh itna serious hoke Kyu bol rahi thi
dar gaya main bhi
himani.. tumhein mere mom dad se milne mein koi problem nahi hai
ajay.. kyun hogi mujhe problem
yeh sunke himani khush ho gayi
pichhle ek saal se dono date kar rahe the
himani kayi baar ajay ki maa se mil chuki thi
lekin aaj tak ajay himani ke parents se nahi mila tha
hospital mein afra tafri ka maahaul tha
State ke sabse bade criminal premnath ko goli lagi thi
seene mein
premnath ka raaj chalta tha
poore State mein
election mein jo party use sabse jyada paise deti thi
majal hai ki koi aur party ka neta mla ya mp ban jaaye
premnath ne jo bol diya
woh patther ki lakeer ho jaati thi
ek tarah se woh apne State ka godfather tha
premnath ki ek lauti beti ka naam simran tha
usne ek doctor ka Collar pakad liya
simran.. doctor mere dad ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye
agar inhein kuchh ho gaya
toh is poore hospital ko aag laga dungi
doctor ne premnath ko dekha
woh samajh gaya
ki iski jaan nahi bach sakti
tabhi use khyal aaya
inki jaan agar koi bacha sakta hai
toh woh sirf ek insaan hai
doctor ajay
simran..toh bula na use
dekh nahi raha mere dad ka kitna khoon beh raha hai
bula jaldi use
doctor.. receptionist se..call doctor ajay
receptionist ne announce kar diya
doctor ajay kisi patient ka xray dekh rahe the
apna naam speaker mein sunke
woh wahan pahunch gaye
tabhi uski najar simran pe padi
ajay..hunterwaali
simran ne ajay ka Collar pakad liya
simran..sun be doctor
jaldi se mere dad ka operation kar
warna tujhe yahin jaan se maar dungi
ajay..nurse inhein leke Operation theatre mein chalo
aur phir ajay ready hoke
operation theatre mein ghus gaya
kuchh der baad woh bahar nikla
simran uske aage khadi ho gayi
simran..kaise hain mere dad
ajay..pehle aap mere cabin mein chaliye
aapse jaruri baat karni bai
simran ajay ke peeche uske cabin mein pahunch gayi
simran..ab bhaunkega bhi
ajay...aapke dad ab khatre se bahar hain
yeh sunke simran khushi se uchhal padi
simran.. thank you doctor
aaj tune dil khush kar diya
main bahut khush hoon
lekin phir ajay ne ek zordar thappad
simran ke gaal pe jad diya
simran ke kaan jhan jhana gaye
simran kuchh bol paati
tab tak ajay ne do thappad aur jad diya
simran ke gaalo pe paancho ungliyo ke nishaan chhap chuke the
ab waise simran khudko ladka maanti thi
premnath ne use ek ladke ki tarah paala tha
premnath kabhi kabhi yeh sochta tha
ki agar uska beta hota
toh bhi woh simran ke jitna qaabil nahi hota
simran ki aankho se aansu jhalak gaye
ajay..pehla thappad
mera collar pakadne ke liye
do you fucking know
yeh shirt jiska collar tune apne khoon se sane hatho se chhuke kharab kiya
woh 153357 Indian rupees ka hai
it's oscar de la renta
dusra thappad
teri badtamizi ka jawab
aur teesra thappad
tujhe yeh batane ke liye
ki dobara mujhse ulajhne ka anjaam kya hoga
simran
i will kill you
you fucking bastard
yeh bolke simran ne apni kamar mein se gun nikaala
aur ajay pe taan diya
ajay hansne laga
simran..hans Kyu raha hai madarchod
mental hospital
yahan apne aashi ke aashiq bhi hans rahe the
aashi..ab kya hua
ajay..ek shayri sunau
aashi..mana karungi
toh nahi sunaoge
ajay.. tumhein nahi sunna hai
toh kaan band kar lo
main toh sunaunga
aashi..sunao
ajay..kisi shayar ki biwi ne ek din uske sath sex karne se inkaar kar diya
aashi ka chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho gaya
ajay..toh shayar ne kaha
arz kiya hai
aashi bechari ke kaan laal ho gaye the
ajay..irshaad tera abba bolega
Aashi..mujhe nahi sunna
ajay..toh phir 50 baar utthak baithak karwaunga
Aashi.. zabardasti hai
ajay..raat bhar sone nahi dunga
soch lo
Aashi.. irshaad
ajay.. abhi nahi
arz kiya hai
aashi..irshaad
ajay..le jaao apni hoot
apni ammi jaan ke hosde mein
ajay ko hath ke hunar pe
aitbaar aaj bhi hai
pehle toh aashi ko samajh nahi aaya
lekin jab aaya
aashi ka chehra gusse se laal peela ho gaya
Aashi..man mein.. fucking asshole
hospital
tabhi cabin mein ek aadmi ghusa
woh premnath ka sabse wafadaar aadmi tha
naam tha jeeva
didi yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
inhone sahab jee ki jaan bachayi hai
simran..tu jaa bahar
main aati hoon
jeeva..didi sahab jee aapko bula rahe hain
aur doctor sahab ko bhi
simran aur ajay
dono doctor ke cabin mein the
premnath.. thank you doctor
meri jaan bachane ke liye
tum jo chahe mujhse maang sakte ho
agar mere bas mein hoga
toh main tumhein jarur dunga
aashi ki gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein lagi hui thi
ajay dheere se apna hath uski kamar pe le gaya
isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
ajay ne gun ki nali premnath ki taraf kar di
aur phir do goli chali
pehli goli premnath ki aankh mein lagi
aur dusri goli premnath ke maathe mein....
Bhai ek bat sala samaj nahi arahi har koi gun nikal ki khopadi kyu uda rahe hain jo mental hospital main hain use bahar nikalo aur Dr.Ajay Aur ACP ajay ko under dalo ilaj ki jarurat unhe hain. Aur sorry bhai kheto main bohot jyada busy hun to kabhi kabhi comment nahi kar pataUPDATE 6
inspector ajay aur neelam ek restaurant mein baithe hue the
neelam aur ajay dono ko samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki woh dono kya baat karein
dono nervous the
dono 4 saal se ek sath kaam kar rahe the
lekin aaj tak dono ne kabhi aisi situation ka saamna nahi kiya tha
tabhi waiter aagaya
order lene
dono ek dusre se najre churane ke alawa kar hi kya rahe the
phir ajay ne apna aur neelam dono ka order de diya
neelam bhi hairan thi
ajay ne wohi order kiya tha
jo neelam ki favourite dish thi
neelam..kuchh bolenge bhi
ya phir main jaaun
ajay ne bas yahi bola
i love you neelam
neelam..seedha love
pehle like toh kar lete
ajay..ab tum apna jawab de sakti ho
haan kahogi toh raat bhar khushi se naachunga
na karogi toh yeh baat yahin pe khatam ho jaayegi
neelam..na karungi toh raat bhar kya karenge
ajay..peeyunga
phir so jaaunga
neelam..sir aap bahut achche hain
lekin main aapko haan nahi keh sakti
sorry
ab bechari neelam se ne socha ki thoda masti kar leti hoon
sir ko thoda pareshan kar leti hoon
lekin sir ne neelam ka jawab sunne ke baad
apni gun nikaali
aur pel diya ek goli
neelam ke sar mein
bhagdad mach gayi wahan
ajay ne ek aur baar neelam ke sar mein goli daag di
himani baar baar apni hand watch ki taraf dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek ladka bullet pe wahan aaya
aur bola
himani main tumhein drop kar dunga
himani..nahi ajay aata hoga
woh mujhe drop kar dega
kaun ajay
ladka bola
himani..ajay mera boyfriend hai
oh
mujhe pata nahi tha
sorry
ladka yeh bolke chala gaya wahan se
kuchh der baad ajay wahan aagaya
himani use ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
Himani..aur late aajate
itni jaldi aane ki kya jarurat thi
ajay.. sorry na
maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
isi liye late ho gaya
himani..ghabrate hue.. kya hua unhein
ajay..sugar badh gaya tha
himani..kitni baar bola hai
unka dhyan rakhkha karo
lekin tum maante kahan ho
ab kaisi hain woh
ajay..theek hain
himani..agar unki tabiyat itni kharab thi
toh nahi aate
mujhe call kar dete
ajay..maa ne kaha
coaching jaane ko
aur raakhi hai unke paas
yeh sunke himani ajay ke peeche baith gayi
himani..chalo ab coaching
ajay ne bike aage badha di
himani..waise yeh humara last year hai
iske baad ka kya iraada hai
ajay..pehle job
phir tumse shaadi
himani.. really
ajay..aur nahi toh kya
kisi khaali jagah pe bike rokna
himani ne thoda serious hote hue bola
yeh sunke ajay ne ek khaali jagah pe bike rok di
himani neeche utar gayi
ajay bike pe baitha hi raha
ajay..kya hua baby
himani..main tumse ek bahut jaruri baat karni hai
himani chup ho gayi yeh bolke
ajay..chup Kyu ho gayi
himani..main maa se mil chuki hoon
ab main chahti hoon
ki tum mere mom dad se bhi mil lo
ajay..toh itna serious hoke Kyu bol rahi thi
dar gaya main bhi
himani.. tumhein mere mom dad se milne mein koi problem nahi hai
ajay.. kyun hogi mujhe problem
yeh sunke himani khush ho gayi
pichhle ek saal se dono date kar rahe the
himani kayi baar ajay ki maa se mil chuki thi
lekin aaj tak ajay himani ke parents se nahi mila tha
hospital mein afra tafri ka maahaul tha
State ke sabse bade criminal premnath ko goli lagi thi
seene mein
premnath ka raaj chalta tha
poore State mein
election mein jo party use sabse jyada paise deti thi
majal hai ki koi aur party ka neta mla ya mp ban jaaye
premnath ne jo bol diya
woh patther ki lakeer ho jaati thi
ek tarah se woh apne State ka godfather tha
premnath ki ek lauti beti ka naam simran tha
usne ek doctor ka Collar pakad liya
simran.. doctor mere dad ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye
agar inhein kuchh ho gaya
toh is poore hospital ko aag laga dungi
doctor ne premnath ko dekha
woh samajh gaya
ki iski jaan nahi bach sakti
tabhi use khyal aaya
inki jaan agar koi bacha sakta hai
toh woh sirf ek insaan hai
doctor ajay
simran..toh bula na use
dekh nahi raha mere dad ka kitna khoon beh raha hai
bula jaldi use
doctor.. receptionist se..call doctor ajay
receptionist ne announce kar diya
doctor ajay kisi patient ka xray dekh rahe the
apna naam speaker mein sunke
woh wahan pahunch gaye
tabhi uski najar simran pe padi
ajay..hunterwaali
simran ne ajay ka Collar pakad liya
simran..sun be doctor
jaldi se mere dad ka operation kar
warna tujhe yahin jaan se maar dungi
ajay..nurse inhein leke Operation theatre mein chalo
aur phir ajay ready hoke
operation theatre mein ghus gaya
kuchh der baad woh bahar nikla
simran uske aage khadi ho gayi
simran..kaise hain mere dad
ajay..pehle aap mere cabin mein chaliye
aapse jaruri baat karni bai
simran ajay ke peeche uske cabin mein pahunch gayi
simran..ab bhaunkega bhi
ajay...aapke dad ab khatre se bahar hain
yeh sunke simran khushi se uchhal padi
simran.. thank you doctor
aaj tune dil khush kar diya
main bahut khush hoon
lekin phir ajay ne ek zordar thappad
simran ke gaal pe jad diya
simran ke kaan jhan jhana gaye
simran kuchh bol paati
tab tak ajay ne do thappad aur jad diya
simran ke gaalo pe paancho ungliyo ke nishaan chhap chuke the
ab waise simran khudko ladka maanti thi
premnath ne use ek ladke ki tarah paala tha
premnath kabhi kabhi yeh sochta tha
ki agar uska beta hota
toh bhi woh simran ke jitna qaabil nahi hota
simran ki aankho se aansu jhalak gaye
ajay..pehla thappad
mera collar pakadne ke liye
do you fucking know
yeh shirt jiska collar tune apne khoon se sane hatho se chhuke kharab kiya
woh 153357 Indian rupees ka hai
it's oscar de la renta
dusra thappad
teri badtamizi ka jawab
aur teesra thappad
tujhe yeh batane ke liye
ki dobara mujhse ulajhne ka anjaam kya hoga
simran
i will kill you
you fucking bastard
yeh bolke simran ne apni kamar mein se gun nikaala
aur ajay pe taan diya
ajay hansne laga
simran..hans Kyu raha hai madarchod
mental hospital
yahan apne aashi ke aashiq bhi hans rahe the
aashi..ab kya hua
ajay..ek shayri sunau
aashi..mana karungi
toh nahi sunaoge
ajay.. tumhein nahi sunna hai
toh kaan band kar lo
main toh sunaunga
aashi..sunao
ajay..kisi shayar ki biwi ne ek din uske sath sex karne se inkaar kar diya
aashi ka chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho gaya
ajay..toh shayar ne kaha
arz kiya hai
aashi bechari ke kaan laal ho gaye the
ajay..irshaad tera abba bolega
Aashi..mujhe nahi sunna
ajay..toh phir 50 baar utthak baithak karwaunga
Aashi.. zabardasti hai
ajay..raat bhar sone nahi dunga
soch lo
Aashi.. irshaad
ajay.. abhi nahi
arz kiya hai
aashi..irshaad
ajay..le jaao apni hoot
apni ammi jaan ke hosde mein
ajay ko hath ke hunar pe
aitbaar aaj bhi hai
pehle toh aashi ko samajh nahi aaya
lekin jab aaya
aashi ka chehra gusse se laal peela ho gaya
Aashi..man mein.. fucking asshole
hospital
tabhi cabin mein ek aadmi ghusa
woh premnath ka sabse wafadaar aadmi tha
naam tha jeeva
didi yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
inhone sahab jee ki jaan bachayi hai
simran..tu jaa bahar
main aati hoon
jeeva..didi sahab jee aapko bula rahe hain
aur doctor sahab ko bhi
simran aur ajay
dono doctor ke cabin mein the
premnath.. thank you doctor
meri jaan bachane ke liye
tum jo chahe mujhse maang sakte ho
agar mere bas mein hoga
toh main tumhein jarur dunga
aashi ki gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein lagi hui thi
ajay dheere se apna hath uski kamar pe le gaya
isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
ajay ne gun ki nali premnath ki taraf kar di
aur phir do goli chali
pehli goli premnath ki aankh mein lagi
aur dusri goli premnath ke maathe mein....
Behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhaiUPDATE 6
inspector ajay aur neelam ek restaurant mein baithe hue the
neelam aur ajay dono ko samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki woh dono kya baat karein
dono nervous the
dono 4 saal se ek sath kaam kar rahe the
lekin aaj tak dono ne kabhi aisi situation ka saamna nahi kiya tha
tabhi waiter aagaya
order lene
dono ek dusre se najre churane ke alawa kar hi kya rahe the
phir ajay ne apna aur neelam dono ka order de diya
neelam bhi hairan thi
ajay ne wohi order kiya tha
jo neelam ki favourite dish thi
neelam..kuchh bolenge bhi
ya phir main jaaun
ajay ne bas yahi bola
i love you neelam
neelam..seedha love
pehle like toh kar lete
ajay..ab tum apna jawab de sakti ho
haan kahogi toh raat bhar khushi se naachunga
na karogi toh yeh baat yahin pe khatam ho jaayegi
neelam..na karungi toh raat bhar kya karenge
ajay..peeyunga
phir so jaaunga
neelam..sir aap bahut achche hain
lekin main aapko haan nahi keh sakti
sorry
ab bechari neelam se ne socha ki thoda masti kar leti hoon
sir ko thoda pareshan kar leti hoon
lekin sir ne neelam ka jawab sunne ke baad
apni gun nikaali
aur pel diya ek goli
neelam ke sar mein
bhagdad mach gayi wahan
ajay ne ek aur baar neelam ke sar mein goli daag di
himani baar baar apni hand watch ki taraf dekh rahi thi
tabhi ek ladka bullet pe wahan aaya
aur bola
himani main tumhein drop kar dunga
himani..nahi ajay aata hoga
woh mujhe drop kar dega
kaun ajay
ladka bola
himani..ajay mera boyfriend hai
oh
mujhe pata nahi tha
sorry
ladka yeh bolke chala gaya wahan se
kuchh der baad ajay wahan aagaya
himani use ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
Himani..aur late aajate
itni jaldi aane ki kya jarurat thi
ajay.. sorry na
maa ki tabiyat kharab thi
isi liye late ho gaya
himani..ghabrate hue.. kya hua unhein
ajay..sugar badh gaya tha
himani..kitni baar bola hai
unka dhyan rakhkha karo
lekin tum maante kahan ho
ab kaisi hain woh
ajay..theek hain
himani..agar unki tabiyat itni kharab thi
toh nahi aate
mujhe call kar dete
ajay..maa ne kaha
coaching jaane ko
aur raakhi hai unke paas
yeh sunke himani ajay ke peeche baith gayi
himani..chalo ab coaching
ajay ne bike aage badha di
himani..waise yeh humara last year hai
iske baad ka kya iraada hai
ajay..pehle job
phir tumse shaadi
himani.. really
ajay..aur nahi toh kya
kisi khaali jagah pe bike rokna
himani ne thoda serious hote hue bola
yeh sunke ajay ne ek khaali jagah pe bike rok di
himani neeche utar gayi
ajay bike pe baitha hi raha
ajay..kya hua baby
himani..main tumse ek bahut jaruri baat karni hai
himani chup ho gayi yeh bolke
ajay..chup Kyu ho gayi
himani..main maa se mil chuki hoon
ab main chahti hoon
ki tum mere mom dad se bhi mil lo
ajay..toh itna serious hoke Kyu bol rahi thi
dar gaya main bhi
himani.. tumhein mere mom dad se milne mein koi problem nahi hai
ajay.. kyun hogi mujhe problem
yeh sunke himani khush ho gayi
pichhle ek saal se dono date kar rahe the
himani kayi baar ajay ki maa se mil chuki thi
lekin aaj tak ajay himani ke parents se nahi mila tha
hospital mein afra tafri ka maahaul tha
State ke sabse bade criminal premnath ko goli lagi thi
seene mein
premnath ka raaj chalta tha
poore State mein
election mein jo party use sabse jyada paise deti thi
majal hai ki koi aur party ka neta mla ya mp ban jaaye
premnath ne jo bol diya
woh patther ki lakeer ho jaati thi
ek tarah se woh apne State ka godfather tha
premnath ki ek lauti beti ka naam simran tha
usne ek doctor ka Collar pakad liya
simran.. doctor mere dad ko kuchh nahi hona chahiye
agar inhein kuchh ho gaya
toh is poore hospital ko aag laga dungi
doctor ne premnath ko dekha
woh samajh gaya
ki iski jaan nahi bach sakti
tabhi use khyal aaya
inki jaan agar koi bacha sakta hai
toh woh sirf ek insaan hai
doctor ajay
simran..toh bula na use
dekh nahi raha mere dad ka kitna khoon beh raha hai
bula jaldi use
doctor.. receptionist se..call doctor ajay
receptionist ne announce kar diya
doctor ajay kisi patient ka xray dekh rahe the
apna naam speaker mein sunke
woh wahan pahunch gaye
tabhi uski najar simran pe padi
ajay..hunterwaali
simran ne ajay ka Collar pakad liya
simran..sun be doctor
jaldi se mere dad ka operation kar
warna tujhe yahin jaan se maar dungi
ajay..nurse inhein leke Operation theatre mein chalo
aur phir ajay ready hoke
operation theatre mein ghus gaya
kuchh der baad woh bahar nikla
simran uske aage khadi ho gayi
simran..kaise hain mere dad
ajay..pehle aap mere cabin mein chaliye
aapse jaruri baat karni bai
simran ajay ke peeche uske cabin mein pahunch gayi
simran..ab bhaunkega bhi
ajay...aapke dad ab khatre se bahar hain
yeh sunke simran khushi se uchhal padi
simran.. thank you doctor
aaj tune dil khush kar diya
main bahut khush hoon
lekin phir ajay ne ek zordar thappad
simran ke gaal pe jad diya
simran ke kaan jhan jhana gaye
simran kuchh bol paati
tab tak ajay ne do thappad aur jad diya
simran ke gaalo pe paancho ungliyo ke nishaan chhap chuke the
ab waise simran khudko ladka maanti thi
premnath ne use ek ladke ki tarah paala tha
premnath kabhi kabhi yeh sochta tha
ki agar uska beta hota
toh bhi woh simran ke jitna qaabil nahi hota
simran ki aankho se aansu jhalak gaye
ajay..pehla thappad
mera collar pakadne ke liye
do you fucking know
yeh shirt jiska collar tune apne khoon se sane hatho se chhuke kharab kiya
woh 153357 Indian rupees ka hai
it's oscar de la renta
dusra thappad
teri badtamizi ka jawab
aur teesra thappad
tujhe yeh batane ke liye
ki dobara mujhse ulajhne ka anjaam kya hoga
simran
i will kill you
you fucking bastard
yeh bolke simran ne apni kamar mein se gun nikaala
aur ajay pe taan diya
ajay hansne laga
simran..hans Kyu raha hai madarchod
mental hospital
yahan apne aashi ke aashiq bhi hans rahe the
aashi..ab kya hua
ajay..ek shayri sunau
aashi..mana karungi
toh nahi sunaoge
ajay.. tumhein nahi sunna hai
toh kaan band kar lo
main toh sunaunga
aashi..sunao
ajay..kisi shayar ki biwi ne ek din uske sath sex karne se inkaar kar diya
aashi ka chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho gaya
ajay..toh shayar ne kaha
arz kiya hai
aashi bechari ke kaan laal ho gaye the
ajay..irshaad tera abba bolega
Aashi..mujhe nahi sunna
ajay..toh phir 50 baar utthak baithak karwaunga
Aashi.. zabardasti hai
ajay..raat bhar sone nahi dunga
soch lo
Aashi.. irshaad
ajay.. abhi nahi
arz kiya hai
aashi..irshaad
ajay..le jaao apni hoot
apni ammi jaan ke hosde mein
ajay ko hath ke hunar pe
aitbaar aaj bhi hai
pehle toh aashi ko samajh nahi aaya
lekin jab aaya
aashi ka chehra gusse se laal peela ho gaya
Aashi..man mein.. fucking asshole
hospital
tabhi cabin mein ek aadmi ghusa
woh premnath ka sabse wafadaar aadmi tha
naam tha jeeva
didi yeh aap kya kar rahi hain
inhone sahab jee ki jaan bachayi hai
simran..tu jaa bahar
main aati hoon
jeeva..didi sahab jee aapko bula rahe hain
aur doctor sahab ko bhi
simran aur ajay
dono doctor ke cabin mein the
premnath.. thank you doctor
meri jaan bachane ke liye
tum jo chahe mujhse maang sakte ho
agar mere bas mein hoga
toh main tumhein jarur dunga
aashi ki gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein lagi hui thi
ajay dheere se apna hath uski kamar pe le gaya
isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
ajay ne gun ki nali premnath ki taraf kar di
aur phir do goli chali
pehli goli premnath ki aankh mein lagi
aur dusri goli premnath ke maathe mein....