Xabhi
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To megha ne ajay ko mar diya or ajay jo type kr gya tha vah padhkr us pr thuk diya pr Thodi der baad jis aadmi ko bulaya tha usne megha ko meenabai ke yha behosh karke bhej diya yha jaya ko apna kuchh sacchai bta diyaUPDATE 12
Sonia..toh karte kya ho tum
ajay..hmm let me think
112 logo ko jaan se maara hai
2 saal mental hospital mein tha
aur ab duniya ka sabse bada drug lord hoon...
Yeh sunke usne aisa munh banaya
jaise ajay duniya ka sabse bada bakchod hai
sonia..pata nahi kyun main tumhare sath date pe aayi
ajay..akayle aayi ho
sonia..aur agar nahi batana hai apne baare mein
toh mat batao
lekin is tarah feko mat
Ajay..tum batao apne baare mein
sonia..pata toh hai sab tumhein
Ajay..tumhara size kahan pata hai
yeh sunke sonia ajay ko ghurne lagi
sonia..6
Ajay.. matlab
sonali..mere chappal ka size hai
Ajay..toh mujhe Kyu bata rahi ho
yeh jaanke main kya karunga
Phir dono dinner karne lage
uske baad jab bill dene ki baari aayi
toh ajay ne sonia ko dekha
Ajay..mere pe paise nahi hain
sonia..koi baat nahi
receptionist ne aise dekha ajay ko
jaise woh koi third class ladka ho
Ajay..tu aise Kyu munh bana rahi hai
receptionist.. ma'am aap aise ladke ko date kar rahi ho
jiske paas first date ka bill pay karne ke liye paise nahi hain
Ajay ne apni gardan dono side ki
Ajay..tere maa baap achche hain
isi liye teri yeh galti main maaf karta hoon
receptionist..you bastard
mere parents ko beech mein kyun laa raha hai
Ajay cheekhte hue.. manager
manager apne cabin se nikalke wahan aagaya
aur Ajay ko dekhke chaunk gaya
manager ghabrate hue.. sir
sonia ne jab yeh suna toh uski aankhein badi ho gayi
manager..what happened sir
Ajay..you are fired
manager..sir
Ajay.. behenchod inko tameez nahi seekhayi
aaj itne dino baad date pe aaya tha
aur yeh meri hone waali gf ke saamne
meri izzat ki waat laga rahi hai
manager ne receptionist ko ghurke dekha
manager..what the hell
do you know who is he
receptionist..i am sorry
manager..sir iski taraf se main aapse maafi maangta hoon
Ajay..just fire her
aur yeh bolke Ajay aage badh gaya
receptionist ki aankho mein aansu aaagaye
woh yeh sochne lagi
ki itni mushkil se use itne bade restaurant mein job mili thi
uske bhai ke jaane ke baad
wohi apni maa ka aakhri sahara thi
aaj agar uski job chali gayi
toh uski maa ka treatment kaise hoga
woh gayi aur Ajay ke pair pakad li
receptionist..i am sorry sir
please mujhe maaf kar dijiye
main ab kabhi aisa nahi karungi
manager ne receptionist ko laat maar di
receptionist munh ke bal gidi
mental hospital
ajay aashi ki god mein sar rakhkhe soya hua tha
aashi ajay ke sar ko sehla rahi thi
aur uske chehre ko badi mohabbat se dekh rahi thi
tabhi Ajay ki aankh khul gayi
Ajay..cheekhte hue
madarchod behen hai meri
aashi.. ghabrate hue..kya hua
Ajay cheekhne laga
restaurant
Ajay ne receptionist ko dekha
Ajay.. madarchod
aur yeh bolke Ajay manager ko maarne laga
tab tak maarta raha
jab tak manager behosh nahi ho gaya
Sonia apna sar khuja ke reh gayi
aur Ajay ne receptionist ko dekha
Ajay.. Rakhee aaj se aaj se tum is restaurant ki manager ho
yeh bolke Ajay wahan se nikla
sonia bhi uske peeche gayi
ajay sonia ke car ke paas baith gaya
aur use dekhne laga
sonia..pehle toh tum us ladki pe bahut gussa the
lekin phir tumne use hi manager bana diya
Ajay..mujhe gussa is liye aaya tha
kyunki usne mujhe bastard bola
manager maine use is liye bana diya
kyunki woh mere dost ki behen hai
mere dost ka kuchh din pehle murder ho gaya
sonia.. lekin tumhein pata kaise chala
Ajay.. chhodo na yeh sab
ab yeh batao phir kab date pe chalogi
sonia..jab mood hoga tab
Ajay.. ok bye
aur phir ajay ne gate khol diya
sonia baith gayi
ajay ne ek najar sonia ko dekha
phir gate band kar diya
sonia wahan se chali gayi
tabhi ajay ke phone pe message aaya
message sonia ki badi behen Supriya ka tha
ajay ne use address send kar diya
kuchh der baad ajay Supriya ke saamne baitha use dekh raha tha
aur Supriya coffee peete hue dekh rahi thi
Ajay.. bas dekhne ke liye bulaya hai tumne
Supriya..agar main itni hi buri hoon
toh Kyu pichhle 5 saal se tumne mujhe apni gf banaya hua hai
meri saari friends ki shaadi ho gayi
lekin meri nahi hui hai
kabhi kabhi sochti hoon
ki tumse breakup kar loon
lekin dil nahi maanta
Ajay..tujhe mujhse shaadi karke kya milega
pata toh hai
ki mera maqsad tere baap ko barbad karna hai
Supriya..aur mera jo 5 saal se time waste ho raha hai uska kya
Ajay..dekh yeh bakchodi nahi sunni hai mujhe
main koi nibba nahi hoon
jo din raat tere aage peeche ghumta rahu
chodam patti ke alawa
zindagi mein aur bhi kaam hote hain
Supriya gusse mein..you idiot
tum nahi sudhar sakte
tunhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
main jaa rahi hoon
aur ab humare beech sab khatam
kaafi log ajay aur Supriya ko dekh rahe the
sabki najar mein ajay hi bura tha
Ajay..jaisi teri marzi
yeh bolke Ajay wahan se chala gaya
Ajay ke jaate hi Supriya bhi wahan se chali gayi
raat ke 12 baj rahe the
aur Ajay push-ups maarne mein laga hua tha
Ajay..1201 1202 1203
tabhi ajay ka phone bajne laga
call Supriya ka tha
Ajay..kya hai
Supriya ro rahi thi
sorry na please i am sorry
galti ho gayi
gussa agaya tha
ajay..tu paagal toh nahi hai
ro Kyu rahi hai
Supriya.. please ghar aao na
ajay..aata hoon
Ajay kareeb aadhe ghante Supriya ke ghar pahuncha
guard ne ajay ko dekha
Ajay..bada muskura raha hai
lagta hai bhabhi aaj kal maarti nahi hai
guard.. Ajay bhaiya
aap yahan is waqt
Ajay..teri maalkin ne bulaya hai
guard..aaj ka lagake kitni baar ho gaya
Ajay..kya karega jaan ke
guard..apni biwi ko bataunga
use bada maza aata hai
aapki aur maalkin ki kahan sunke
Ajay..hat be
aur phir Ajay ghar ke andar ghus gaya
Supriya ki age 25 saal thi
Rajat chauhan ne use ek company kholke di thi
bas aise hi
lekin aaj Supriya ki company most profitable company mein se ek thi
Ajay ne jab Supriya ko dekha
toh apne dil pe hath rakh diya
pata nahi kya karu main iska
Supriya ne ajay ko dekha
aur aake uske seene se lagke rone lagi
Supriya..mujhe tumhari bahut yaad aayi
Ajay..mujhe bhi
Supriya..jhuth bol rahe ho na
Ajay..tujhe kaise pata
Supriya phirse rone lagi
Ajay..paagal hai kya
koi dekhega toh kya sochega
itni badi businesswoman hoke aise bachcho ki tarah roti hai
tere ghar ka guard bhi ab maze leta hai
teri yeh harkatein sunke
Supriya..kya karu
main tumhare bina jee nahi sakti
mom dad ka divorce ho gaya
aur tum mujhse ek baar bhu milne nahi aaye
Ajay..busy tha
Supriya ne Ajay ko dekha
aur phir apne honth uske honth ke kareeb le jaane lagi
Ajay..maar khaayegi
Supriya ne munh bana liya
Supriya..5 saal ho gaye
ab toh ek kiss kar do
yeh sunke ajay ne Supriya ke maathe pe kiss kar Diya
Supriya.. impotent
Ajay..itne joote maarunga
dimaag theek ho jaayega
Supriya..khaana banake do na
dopeher se kuchh nahi khaaya hai
aur phir ajay ne apne khaana banaya
aur Supriya ko khilane laga
apne hatho se
Supriya..aaj khaana bahut meetha hai
bilkul tumhari tarah
Ajay..chup karke khaa
warna nahi khilaunga
Supriya..ho gaya
Ajay.. plate mein jitna hai
poora khaana padega
Supriya munh banate hue.. mujhe virgin hi maar doge lagta hai
Ajay wahan se uth gaya
tabhi supriya ne apne kaan pakad liye
Supriya..ab nahi bolungi
phir ajay Supriya ke sath room mein pahuncha
Supriya bed pe let gayi
ajay bhi uske paas let gaya
kuchh der baad Supriya ajay se lipat gayi
megha house
megha aaj ajay ke liye Juice banake laayi thi
ajay ko bahut achcha laga
ajay ne juice pee liya
phir megha glass leke chali gayi
kuchh der baad ajay ke seene mein dard hone laga
aur uske munh se khoon nikalne laga
Ajay tadapne laga
kuchh der baad megha ajay ke room mein pahunchi
aur ajay ko tadapta hua dekhke muskurane lagi
megha.. jaa ab apni maa ke paas
aur uske sath hi rehna
ajay.. mom meri ek wish hai
please is last page ko padh lena
aur phir ajay apni yaado mein khota chala gaya
use apni mom ka chehra dikhne laga
jo baahein failake
ajay ko dekh rahi thi
Ajay kisi bachche ki tarah apni mom ki taraf daud raha tha
uski aankho se aansu beh rahe the
aur phir ajay apni maa ke seene se lag gaya
Megha..kaash pehle hi main yeh kaam kar deti
aur phir megha ne last page utha liya
aur use padhne lagi
subah jab Megha Tripathi ki aankh khuli
toh woh ek room mein thi
woh room bahut aalishan tha
tabhi uski najar ek ladki pe padi
us ladki ko dekhke kisi bhi ladke ka dil machal jaata
mera naam meenabai hai
aur aaj se tu yahin rahegi
aur phir meenabai ne taali bajayi
kareeb 20 mard room mein aagaye
sab ke sab nange the
meenabai..maarna peetna nahi hai
baaki jo chahe marzi karo
megha Tripathi ke aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
kyunki woh 20 aadmi bina kapdo ke the
aur phir meenabai chali gayi
woh 20 aadmi megha pe toot gaye
aur phir poori haveli mein megha ki cheekhein gunjne lagi
yeh padhke megha ne ajay ki laash ke munh pe thook diya
Megha.. bastard kahin ka
megha ne phir kisi ko phone kiya
Megha..haan kaam ho gaya
ab tum laash ko le jaao
aur use thikane laga do
kuchh der baad wahan ek aadmi aagaya
Megha..jaldi karo
us aadmi ne apne coat ke jeb se ek spray nikaala
aur megha ke chehre pe maar diya
megha behosh ho gayi
aur jab use hosh aaya
tab uski najar ek ladki pe padi
jaya ki aankh khuli
toh uske saamne wohi ladka baitha tha
Jaya..aap maut ke farishte ho kya
main...nahi toh
Jaya..toh phir kaun ho aap
main.. ajay hoon aapka
Jaya..mera ajay mar chuka hai
aur main bhi
maine apna face change kiya
jaya ki aankho mein aansu aagaye
jaya..aap mere ajay nahi ho sakte
woh mar chuka hai
main..main ajay hi hoon
Jaya rote hue..mera ajay mar chuka hai
woh kabhi wapas nahi aayega
ajay ajay ajay
maine apna hath unke sar pe rakhkha
aur phir unhein sab kuchh pata chal gaya
jo unhein chalna chahiye tha
aur phir woh mujhse lipatke rone lag...
Rakhi ko manager bna diya
soniya ke sath date pr jata hai pahle to ek bina paiso ke pr baad me pta chalta hai ki pura hotel hi uska hai
Thodi der me supriya bhi aati hai jisko pta hai Ajay uske baap se badla le rha hai uske sath coffee pita hai Thodi argue hoti hai or Ruth kr chali jati hai pr raat me fir khud hi phone karke bulati hai or fir ruthna mnana chalta hai Ajay khana bhi bna kr khilata hai... Superb update bhai sandar jabarjast
