Incest DEV THE HIDDEN POWER

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 56

Mohan - kuch log tumhara piccha kar rahe hai yeh tumhare Liye aur tuhare ghar wale ke liye khatarnaak jo sakta hai

Mai - nahi sambhal lunga

Mohan - jaisa tum thik samjho tumsai toh jabrdasti bhi naa kar sakate hai

Mai - shikha darts lee lena aur khuch sedative

Shikha - ok

Mai - aur Jagpreet tum drone ko check kar lenna pichhali baar ki tarah koi galti nahi

Jagpreet - ok sir

Nitika - mai

Mai - hum hotel mai ek Buisness men ke hisab sai rukenge tum meri secretary banogi jaa kar apna makeup kar loo


Aur sir aap sea ke pass joh hotel hai waha booking karawa do aur haa ek first floor par dusa 3 par aur ek sabse uppar wale floor par

Mohan - ho gaya samjho

Mai - to guys lag jaoo apne kaam par come on lets do this

Sab apne kaam mai busy ho gaye

Maine ek suit pahena aur tie wai laga kar tayaar hua

Aur prince nai bmw modify ki thi mai usse lekar nikal pada nitika ko lekar hotel ki taraf

Maine raaste mai car rukawa li aur security camero ko dyann sai dekha

Mai- nitika jara japreet ko kaho ki ess camere ki sari recording nikal kar rakhe

Nitika - ok sir

Masoom- ohh to yaha ghum rahe ho esske saath

Mai toh hil gaya masoom ki awwaz sun ke

Mai - tum yaha kaya kar rahi

Masoom- oh sorry disturb ho gaya tum logo koo

Maine ussi khich ka car mai betha liya aur car aage badha di

Mai- baby kyu naraaz ho rahi ho tumnai hi to kaha hai kaam karnai ko

Masoom - asse kam kar rahe ho esske sath

Mai- baby yeh mere team enn sai batmezi nahi

Nitika - koi baat nahi sir

Masoom - tum jada bano mat pata nahi kaya jadu kiya hai mujhe ek phone tak nahi kiya

Mai khuch bolene wala tha ki
ki hotel aa gaya

Mai dono ko lekar utar gaya

Aur andar gaya

Mai - sameer aur nisha (identity chupane ke liye ) ke booking hai yaha par

Mai keys li ek nitika ko de kar

Mai - raat ko room mai milana ok

Nitika - thik woh dono bhi aate honge

Mai masoom ko lekar room mai aaya

Masoom - haa bolo ka natak banaya hai

Mai saari baat ussi samjayi kyu phone nahi kiaya aur usse sai milane mai late kyu hua

Masoom roone lagi

Mai - kaya hau baby tum abb roloo kyu rahi ho mujhe maar loo par aisa mat karoo

Wo mere gaale lag gayi

Masoom - mat jaana ab mujhe sai dur mai seh nahi paayungi

Mai uska face aage kiya - thare bina mere jindgi mai kuch nahi hai samjhi pagal kahi ki

Masoom - mai hi jaanti hu kaise rahti hu tumhare bina

Mai- mai jald hi tumhe apna bana lunga

Masoom khushi -sach kah rahe ho

Mai- haa aur mai yeh kaam bhi chhod dunga 7 mahine training kam missions jada the

Masoom - etna payaar karate ho

Mai- khudh sai bhi jada aur meri saloni didi kaisi hai

Masoom - achi par tumko bhaut yaad karati hai kuch din baad mera trip hai kashmir kaa tumhe chalana hoga

Mai- thik hai ab mera gift

Masoom aur mai kiss karnai lage

Mujhe kuch dhikha

Mai usse hata diya

Masoom - kaya hua jaan

Maine usse chup rehae ko kaha aur shikha ko phone laga diya

Mai - ha hello shikha di apna beg lekar upper aaoo Aur tenno ko bhi lete anna

Sabb mere room mai aa gaya

Mai shikha didi ko gale laga liya

Shikha - kaya hua kuch bolo bhi

Mai- aap apne needle nikalo

Aur mera khoon masoom ko chadha doo

Masoom - kaya hua hai bataoo to sahi

Mai- yeh mera order ha abhi

Shikha didi nai sb ready kar liya

Masoom - mai nahi karungi yeh sab

Maine nitika ko khuch essara kiya ussnai uss garden par halke sai mar ke bhehos kar diya

Mai - didi jaldi karoo abhi bhut kaam hai

Mera khoon usse chadha diya gaya

Mai - ab mera khoon khudh ko Chaddha lo

Shikha - what kaya kah rahe ho tumhara blood ''O'' hai esska matalab yeh nahi sabko aise hi dete raho

Mai nitika ko phir esshara kiya par shikha jhuk gayi

Shkikha - yeh sab mere par nahi chalega

Mai- aapko meri kasam

Shikha - dev pagal ho gaya hai kaya abhi tunne usse khoon diya hai

Mai- maine joh kaha hai karo

Arav - ess nai khuch soch samajh kar kaha hoga aap karo joh yeh keh rha hai

Phir mera khoon shikha ko chadha diya
gaya


Mai - ab arv toh khudh ko chadha le ruko ek kaam kaoo tum Sab ek saath mera khoon apne andar inject karo

Sab - what

Nitik - hum sab kyu

Jagpreet - haa kaya baat hai

Arav - agar ab tera khoon liya to tuh mar jayega

Mai - tuh janta hai mai mar nahi sakta hu filhal toh nahi thoda hi lo jaise koi medicine ho par lo abhi

Nitika - par hum sab kaise

Mai - please meri baat maan loo sir ki tarah nahi to ek dost ki tarah

Shikha didi nai mera khoon unhe bhi chhada diya

Meri body peli pad gayi meri saas dhirre hone lagi

Mere saase ruk gayi

Sab ke sab ghabra gaye

Masoom uth chuki thi

Uss nai mujhe dekha aur mujhe hilane lagi

Masoom - dev utho dev utho kay kiya hai tum logo nai ennke saath

Shikha nai ussko sab bataya

Masoom - tum to ek doctor ho naa sab janti ho phir bhi enka khoon chus liya tum logo ab mai bhi zinda nahi rahongi

Ussnai pass pada chaku apne seene mai gusa liya wo chikh ke saath behosh hoo gayi

Thodi dher baad hi masoom jag gayi

Sab uske elaaz mai lage the

Mai body side mei thi usske ghaaw bhar chuke the

Wo mere pass aayi

Nitika - yeh sab ho kaya raha phele blood tranafer phir yeh mari hui masoom zinda ho gayi

Arav - dev ke pass superpowers hai ess nai bataya tha essai kuch kuch aage ki tasvire dhikayi deti hai saayad hum marnai waale the aab

Jagpreet - kaya mai marana nahi chatati

Arav - chinata mat karo joh khoon ab tumhare andar hai uss sai tumhari body koo kuch nahi hoga par mere yaar ki halat sahi karo shikha

Shikha ro nahi rahi thi par usske aashu ruk nahi rahe the

Arav nai aage badh kar usska haat kaat diya par ghaw bahar gaya

Nitika - yeh sab kaise hoo rah

Udhar masoom bethi roo rahi thi

Shikha - humne esse khoon chhadna hoga arav jaldi sai blood ka intjam karoo

Woh aur nitika waha sai chale gaye

Masoom - jaan uth jaoo mai kabhi ghussa nahi karungi tumhe joo man aaye karo

Shikha - hoshala rakho sab thik hoga

Masoom - didi aap logo nai kyu kiya

Tabhi mere sharir mai halchal hui

Aur ek rhosini hui

Aur wha guru ji aa gaye

Dono dar gaye

Guru ji - mere baccho daroo nahi esse kuch nahi hua

Masooom - aaa..a..pppp ko..n ho...ooo

Guru ji - mai eska nachkatra guru hu aaj ess nai ek aisa kaam kiya jo saayad kisi ke liye bhi muskil hota hai

Shikha - kaya kiya hai essnai

Guru ji - essnai apni shaktiyon ka balidaan kiya keval tum logo ki jaan bachane ke liye tum logo ke pass koi alokik taakat to nahi aayegi par ha tum logo ko marana asambhaav hoga

Masoom - aap ennhe thik kar dijiye

Guru - joh tum karane jaa rahe the karoo kyuki yeh abb ek aam ennsan ha esske mama ke dawara di gaye injection ke karan joh shaktiya ess mai thi wo hongi

Masoom - kaya enhe abb sahkatiya vapas nahi milengi

Guru- yeh mujhe nahi malum hai haa par tum logo ko marane sai bacha kar ess nai parkati ke niyamo sai khidwaad kiya ess liye ab esski shaktiyoo ka kuch ansh keval esski do dharam patinyoo mai rahega

Masoom - yeh aap kaya kah rahe hai do patinyaa

Guru - beta janu aur sona bhi esski patniya hai par yeh baat yeh tum sai nahi baata paa raha kyuki yeh sabse jada tumsai pyaar karata hai jab tak yeh kuch naa bata de tum kuch jahir mat hone denna warana ho sakata tum bahut kuch kho do

Masoom chup ho gayi aur shoch mai pad gayi

Guru ji shikha sai - beta tum bhi chinata mat karo joh tum soch rahi ho uska whakt jald hi aayega par abb tum logo ka kaam hai hamesha eska saath dena ees liye ki nahi ess nai tumhari jaan bachyai balki ess liye kyuki abb yeh tum sab ko apni zindagi ka ek anmoal hissa bana chuka hai

Guru- par ek baat ka dyaan rakha karo yeh hamesha apne dil sai kaam naa lee abb har kisi ko yeh bacha nahi sakata hai jisse jaana hai usse to jana padega ab mai chalata hu aur tum log bhi laut jaao

Shikha - abhi hamara kaam baccha hai

Guru - maine baataya na essnai bhavisya ke saath ched chaad ki hai to ab joo honne wala tha woh badal gaya kyuki yeh gahtana hi honi thi tum logo ke ant ke kiye tumhare alawa esske bare mai sab bhul jaayenge

Aur wo gayab ho gaye

Jagpreet ke pair jam gaye the yeh sab dekh sun kar

Arav aur nitika andar aaye aur mujhe blood chada diya unn logo nai

Mai jab utha to subah ho rahi thi sun ki tezz light mere face par pad rahi thi

Maine side mai dekha to sabke sab soo rahe hai koi chair par toh koi soffe par

Masoom mujhe pakad kar soyi hui thi maine dheere sai haath hataya aur bathroom mai chala gaya

Thodi dher baad bhar aagya to masoom kuch dhudh rahi thi

Mai- kaya dhudh rahi ho

Meri aawaj sun kar wo baag kar mere gaale lag gayi

Mai- aare baba tumhe ho kaya gaya hai aur yeh sab esse kyu sooye hue hai

Masoom mera matha chuaa - kal kya hua tumhe pata nahi hai kaya

Mai- kaya hua kaya kah rahi ho kal aate hi mai to soo gaay tha

Masoom khuch soach kar - accha kuch kaahoge

Mai - haa pata nahi kyu bhuk lag rahi hai ekdum joro sai abe tum uthoo be utho

Arav - ha kaya hua kya hua

Mai - galaxy sai taare gir rahe chal uth apna kaam karana hai ki nahi

Arav - woh to ho gaya pura

Mai- kisnai kiya

Shikha uthate hue - woh kal hi unka truk pakad gaya

Mai - yah hu maja aa gaya aab mai dubara chhuti continue kar paaunga

Masoom - tumhe mere sath kashmir jana hai

Mai- kyu

Masoom- kal bataya tha naa

Mai- thik thik hai chalunga

Masoom - aare haa sona koo bhi lete ana aur arav bhai aap apni bhen meri dost janu ko sab saath mai masti karenge

Mai (man mai sochane laga ) - esse aaj hua kaya hai

Mai arav aur shikha ko side mai le gaya

Mai- tum logo nai khuch bataya hai kaya

Arav - na bhai khuch nahi

Mai - janu to esski friend par yeh sona ko kyu bula rahi hai

Arav - abe accha hai naa tuh kyu tention le raha hai tera hi to fayada hai

Mai- ha hai to par

Shikha - chhodo bhi dhekho nasta aa gaya chalo kar lete hai

Hum sab nai nasta kiya aur apne apne ghar chale mai masoom ko bhi ussko le jaane ke liye teliport hona caah par mai whai kahda raha

Mai- yaar yeh kaya ho raha hai

Masoom kafi der asse hi kadhi rahi pae baad mai uss nai kal ki saari baat aur guruji kuch baate bata di

Mai has kar - chalo acha hua abb mai flight ka maza to ke punga aur tum logo ke sath log drive kaa ohh sorry tumhare saath

masoom mujhe dekhti hai

Mai- baby aase ghuro mat bus muh sai nikal gaya

Arav - chal car sai chale abb

Mai- ha chaloo

Maine usske baad masoom ko ghar choda aur arav ke sath car sai harayana ki taraf nikal pada

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[Asif khan]

UPDATE 59

Janu- mujhe aise mat ghuroo mai kisi ko khuch nahi bataungi

Mai- batana bhi maat aur jara ennhe utthao pata nahi aate hi kaise soo gayi

Sona - wo galti sai sir dard ki jagah maine didi ko need ki goli de di

Mai- aur karoo bate kaya karu mai apni ess biwi kaa

sona sharma gayi sun ke

Janu- jaane do naa jo ho gaya soo ho gaya

Mai- ab utha bhi do kuch hi dher mai land hona hai

Sona unn par pani ki chhite marati hai

Tulsi didi - nahi chhod do mujhe mai aage sai yaha nahi aaungi

Maine unnhe hilaya- kaya hua didi chup ho jaaoo

Adami- yaar tum log kisi chidiya ghar sai aaye ho kaya kitna shor macchate ho

Mai- sir ek baar aur sorry

Phir hum sab todhi der mai pahuch gaye maine ek taxi ko bulaya aur nilkal pade resort ####### ki taraf

Risort mai pahuch kar maine tin room book karawye pta nahi kyu woh dono ek hi room mai rahaena cahati thi mai tulsi didi aur arav ko unnke aur unnke room mai aur mai pahucha massom ke gate par

Nock nock

Koi reply nahi

Nock nock

Masoom - aa rahi hu ruk nahi sakete kaya

Uss nai gaye khola

Maine uss dhekh kar smile ki

Par wo bina khuch bole vapas chali gayi

Mai andar jakar gate lock kar diya

Mai - aree baby kaya hua suno to sahi

Masoom - tumhara yeh roj ka hai ek din milene aaye aur wada bhi kiya tha

Mai - phele sunn lo mai-----------------------------------------saari baate baatyayi

Wo mere sai chipak gayi

Masoom - sorry meri vajah sai tumhari saktiya chali gayi aur mai tumhe ghussa dikha rahi hu

Mai - aare tum bhi naa baat baat par imosanal ho jaati ho chalo jara ghum kar aate hai aur woh sab bhi aa gayi aur didi bhi aayi hai

Masoom - thik hai chalo mai ready hokar aati hu

Woh tayar hokar aayi

Mai- etana tight pheana jaruri hai kaya

Masoom - aare jaan yeh toh faishion hai

Mai - haa aacha hai chaloo

Maine unn sabko phone karke bula liya aur sona nai bhi kisi ko call kar diya

Hum dono niche aaye to wo sab wahi the par wha ek sak aur tha

Masoom - aare aap sab aaye ho

Tulsi - haa yeh manna hi nahi

Masoom - accha hi to hai aur tuh wha kyu khadhi hai

Maine usse dekha mujhe pata nahi kaya hua aur bhaag kar gale laga liya

Wo phele toh thoda chhutane ki khosis ki par baad mai mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Arav joh juice pi raha tha usske muh sai juice nikal gaya

Woh khassane laga mera dyaan tuta

Mai- i really sorry miss

Masoom - kar kaya rahe ho

Saloni - yeh kon hai

Masoom - dev mere boyfriend

Janu/sona - humare bhi

Saloni- kaya

Arav kahasne laga

Janu- hamare bhi bhai ka dost

Sona - mere di ke bhai

Mai- aare chhodo yeh sab challoo bahar

Hum sab bhar aaye

Mai- exuse me yaha aachi jagah hai kaya koi dekene ke liye

Staff - yes sir resort ke piche ek bahut bada jungal hai aur phandhi sai bhaut accha najara hota hai

Mai sabko lekar nikal pada humnai kahnne pinne ka saaman bhi le liya beg maine le rakha tha

Hum aage bhadh rahe the

Saloni- aapka naam kaya hai

Mai- dev aur apka

Saloni - mera naam saloni....ek minute kaya kaha aapnai

Janu- dev kyu kaya hua

Saloni- nahi bus aase hi kissi ki yaad aa gayi

Mai - koyi apna hai kaya

Saloni- uss sai bhi bhad kar meri zindagi hai woh yaa tha pta nhi mujhe

Sab usse ghurane lage

Janu - kaya hua kahi unnkkiii...dea......

Masoom - chup karoo tum woh bus kho gaye hai

Saloni - ha saaya aisa hi ho par aapne mujhe gale kyu lagaya

Mai - wohi to mai samajh nahi paaya

Picche sai

Ladka - humare gale lag jaoo hum bata denge

Hum picche mude waha 6-7 ladke the

Arav - kyu kaahali peli time bekkar kar raha hai nikal yaha sai

Ladka2 - do ladke aur 5 ladkiya bahut naa enn saafi hai bhai ek hume bhi de de dena

Mai- ladkiyoo ki ezzat karana shikhoo warana kisi din yehi tumhari mout ban jayegi

Ek ladaka massoom ke pass akar- kaya pataaka lag rhai hai bhai aaj to ess hum ghumanyenge

Maine beg niche rakh diya

Mai- agr tum sab nai hara diya to yeh tumhari

Ladka - tuh akela aur hum 7

Mai- abe mai nahi jisse tuh ghumane ki baat kar raha hai

Ladaka2 - haha bhai chal esske liye to mai hi kaafi hu

Wo aage bhadha aur masoom ko pakadne wala tha ki masoom nai ek laat usske muh par mari wo udta hua unn ladko par gira

Sona - wow mai bhi ladugi

Janu- mai bhi

Mai - jaao didi aap dono nahi

Saloni mujhe ghurane lagi mujhe pata tha enn tino ko to kuch hona hi nahi par aisa kuch hoga maine socha naa tha

Sona bhaagti hui gayi aur ek laat ek ke kandhe par maari uska kanndha tut gaya

Mai sabko betha liya aur chips ka packet khol liya

Janu nai ek ki gardan pakadi aur seene par laat mari uska sir ukad gaya hum sabke gale mai chips atalk gaya

Masoom nai paas ki ek lakadi uthayi aur ek ke sine par mari woh usske aar par ho gayi aur khoon masoom ke upar aa gaya

Sona nai ek aur koo laat mari uski garadan wahi tut gayi

Tenno ab bache tin ko marane ko aage gayi

Ladka - maaf kar doo aaj ke baad mai apni biwi ko bhi nahi chuunga

Ladaka 2 - haa hume maaf kar do galti ho gayi

Sona nai janu aur janu nai masoom ko dekha

Aur aage gayi

Masoom - ek saath beth jao warana

Wo jhaat sai beth gaye

Janu- aakhe band karoo

Hum jaa rahe hai kholi to mar jaye

Phi wo tinno usske picche gayi aur nai ek jahtke mai unki garadan unke pair sai mila di matlab kamar ki haadhi tod di

Hum sabki to aawaj atak gayi maa kasam mera toh mut atak gya mai toh kya hi bolu

Wo tenno hamare pass aayi

Masoom -kya hua tum logo kaha kho gaye hoo

Arav - abe yeh to joker ki tatah sai lad rahi hai matalb thi matalb mara

Mai- chup kar bhai mai tab sai enn sabke saath reh rha tha aur mujhe pata bhi nahi

Janu- kaya nahi pata khoon aur shaktiya baatenai kaa bahut shok hai naa loo dekh loo uska ashar

Mai - maine kaya kiya hai

Masoom - jab sai tumnai khoon diya hai raat ko sapne aate hai tum kaise sabko marate ho wahi sai sikha humnai

Mai- tum tenno ko

Teeno - ha

Mai- ek minute masoom tum kaya janti ho eenke aur mere baare mai

Masoom - ha jab tum ek mahine ke liye gayab hue tab hi yeh sab hua hum mile aur sab baate dherre dherre share hui

Mai niche beth gaya

Masoom - mere pass aayi

Mai - mat chuoo mujhe mai yaha tum teeno ke baare mai soch kar paresha tha aur tumnai etni badi baat chupayi masoom ka to thik par sona tumnai aur jaanu jab subah maine kha tha tab bhi kuch nahi boli

Janu- maaf kar do tum etna khush the ki maine khuch nahi kaha

Mai - khuch nahi sunnana mujhe

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Mai- aap dono enn tinno ke sath restort mai jao aur arav tuh mere saath aa

Phir mai arav ke saath phandhi par chhadanai laga

Hum chup chap pahadhi ke peak (choti)par aa gaye

Arav - bhai kaya hua hai wo sab bus tujhesai payaar karti hai

Mai- yeh kaisa payaar hai ki mujhe kuch nahi baatya aur aapas mai mil bhi li

Arav gusse sai ek taapad mara - abe chutiye kitna time deta hai tuu unn tino ko bus kuch pal ha bata wi sab bus ussi pal ko ji kar kush rahati hai

Arav - abe nasib waloo ko etna payaar karane wala milata hai aur teere pass to teen tenn hai yah dhekh mai apne payaar ke liye taadap raha hu

Arav - tuh sach mai ek killer hai joh bus paise lekar kaam karata hai bus fark etana hai ki tuh unhe paayar dene ke badale unnka jism estemaal katata hai

Chataaaak maine ektaapad arav ko mara

Mai- aaisa socha bhi kaise tunne maine unnka jism chiii buss chupp hoo ja woh use krana nhi thaa meri taraf sai

Arav - sex sai hi koi aapavitra nahi hota samjaha kaya tune unke saarer ke aango ko nahi chua kaya tunnee..

Mai- bus kar bhai bus kar mujhe maaf kar de

Arav - mai maaf kar doo phele tuh kudh ko maaf kar

Mai- bhai aaj mai tujhe sab bata dunga sab kuch bhi mere dil mai hai

Arav - mai bhi yahi chaahata hu

Mai- bhai dhek jo nicche saloni hai wo meri bhen hai

Arav- toh kaya hua

Mai- woh bhi mujhesai payaar karti hai

Arav khuch sochane laga

Arav- tujhe kaise maloom

Mai - sapne mai dhekha tha

Arav - aur

Mai- ek aur meri bhen hai jo mujhesai payaar karti hai

Arav- yeh bhi sapana

Mai- haaa

Ussnai ek aur taaapad mara

Mai- ab kaya hua

Arav- abe log yaha saamne dekhi baato par yakin nahi karate aur tuh saale sapno ke duniya mai kho kar apno ko tadapa rha

Mai kuch bol pta ki tabhi

Achanak aashmaan sai ek tezz roshani meri upar giri aur mai uchaal kar dur hua aur pahadhi sai nicchr girane laga

Arav - devv vv vv ........

Girate whakt maine aakhe bhand ki to mujhe sab yaad aane laga pari neha saloni dad dadaji chacha ji shikaha komal akash rajiv sam sab ke saab yaad aage gaye ki mera sir kisi sai takarya

Mai - maaaaaaaa.... aur mai behosh ho gaya

Arav bhaag kar pahadhi ke nicche aaya aur dhudhane laga mai nahi mila wo jakar sabko aur kuch addamiyoo ko lekar aaya

Par jab woh upper gaya unn logo ki laashe kaha gayi yeh pata nahi chala

Wo ghantoo tak dhudhate rahe ladkiyoo ka ro ro kar bura

Tabhi saloni ka pair mer pet par laga ussnai arav ko bulaya phir sabnai mujhe panni mai sai nikala aur room mai lekar aa gaye

Saayad mai mahino sooya raha

Jab utha to mere pass ek ladki bethi thi


Mai - kon hoo aap log aur mai kaha hu (uthane ki kosish karata hua )

Ladki- aap lete raheye

Mai - mai kaha hu

Aadami - beta tum Rajsheenpur hai


Mai-mai yaha kab sai hu

Ladki -ek saal sai

Mai - kaya.........mujhe janna hoga

Aadami - kaha

Mai - ghar mere ghr waloo ka na jane kya haal hoga

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[Asif khan]

UPDATE 60

Mai - aa gayi tum

Masoom - asse mat dekho

Mai - mai janta hu ki dd yani mai tumsai kitna pyaar karata huu be continue

Masoom ghutano par beth gayi

Masoom - kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum tum janete ho naa wo dono tumhara itnazaar kar rahi hai

Saloni - kon dono

Masoom - tumhari do aur bhabhiya hai janu aur sona

Mai- chup ho jaao naa

Pari - yeh kaya kiya bhai aapnai

Maa- kaya unnsai bhi shaadi ki hai essnai

Masoom- abhi nahi ki hai

Maa- too phir aab aage khuch nahi hoga

Mai uth kar bhar nikal gaya aur dhere dhere ek park ki taraf jaa raha tha

Sammne sai ek truck aa raha tha

Akash mujihe khich ke - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai chup chaap muh neeche kar ke khadha rha

Akash mujhe pakad kar park mai le gaya aur ek jagah beth gaya

Akash - bhai kya baat hai

Mai- tumne mujhesai riccha ke baare mai kyu chupya tha

Akash - sorry bhai par mai kaya karata sab ke saamne bhi to bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- woh mere ghar par hai samjha

Akash - kaya baat kar rha hai

Maine saari bbate short usse baatyi

Meri bhen ke saath yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere saath yeh sab

Mai - yaar ab mai fas chuka hu pehle masoom phir sona /janu aur ab riccha

Akash - saale tune apna kaam nhi chhoda naa ladkiyoo ko taang karanai kaa ab bhugat le

Mai - yaar kaha aapne aap hi aa gayi sab

Akash - ha pata hai saale tuh sayaar joh tehara

Mai hasnai laga

Akash - abb aaya mera sher abe ek idea duu

Mai - saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha

Akash - sunn to sahi bhai

Mai - bol bhai

Akash - aisa kar sai unn dono sai shaadhi kar ke kisi dusare ghar mai rakh dena

Mai - kha ghatiya aadami hai saale aur fasa rha hai

Akash - yahi jabardast idea hai

Mai - sochunga chal yaar kuch ho jaaye aaj

Akash - chal phir

Hum dono ek dukan par ruke

Mai- jaa lekar aa bhai

Phir jakar lekar aaya

Akash - bhai tere esse taste ka jawab nahi

Mai- haa kaayi saari cold drink mila kar pinne ka maja hi khuch aur tuh jara thumsup jada dalana strong hoga

Akash - abe yeh kaya kichadi bana raha hai aise kon pita hai

usnai taste kiya toh usse pata chala kyu

Phir hum done nai kuch jam kar chicken kahaya aur mixed colddrink pii

Mai- yaar tuh jara sam aur rajiv ko phone kar ke bula le

Akash nai unnhe bulaya thodi dher mai woh dono aaye

Sam - aacha toh tuh aaya hai meri bhen ka dil dukaha kar tujhe chain nahi mila haa joh mujhe bhi bula liya

Akash - bhai tuh galat samajh rha hai

Sam - phele mujhe laga yeh meri bhen ko pasand nahi karata par baad mai pata chala ki yeh dono phele sai payaar karate hai par tunne uska dil aakhir tod hi diya

Mai - yaar mere bas mai kuch nahi

Sam- pata hai jab tuh kehata tha ki mai to bhai khub saari shadiya karunga toh hume lagata tuh komal ko chidane ke liye kehata tha par hume kaya pata tha tujhe ladkiyon kaa chaska laga hai aacha hua meri bhen bach gayi tujh jaise hawasi sai accha hai ki woh marr jaye

Maine ek karara tappad usse mar diya

Mai- agr komal ke liye ek bhi aur sab nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunaga bosadike nicche beth saanti sai aur baat sun

Akash nai mujhe pakada - rajiv tuh esse lekar jaa yaha sai

Sam jaate hue - yaad rakhana mai aaj dosti ki vajah sai chhoda hai par mai apni behen sai kiye hue ka badala lekar rahunga aur tujhesai aacha ladaka dhudhuga usske liye

Mai- mai usse ussi madaap mai maar dunga
jaa dudh saale tuh janata nahi mai abb dev nahi keval

Akash - aabe rajiv le jana esse yaha sai

Mai- samjhata kaya hai aapne aap ko agar mai sab ko khush rakahene ke liye payaar baat sakata hue to apne payaar keliye kissi ko maar bhi sakata hu

Akash - abe bus kar etna log daru pi kar nahi bolate jinata tuh cold drink pi kar bol rha hai

Mai - abhi janta nahi sala joker the killer naam hai mera aache accho ka mut nikal jata hai naam sun kar

Wha bethe log ghurae lage

Akash nai kuch socha - aap log khaanna kaaye eese chad gayi hai log toh naa jaane nashe mai kaya kaya bolate hai

Mai- kaya.....ussnai mera muh band kar diya

Aur betha diya

Mai -yaar tuh jara daaru lekar aaa

Akash - tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha sai lagi

Mai - bhai laat ka kaya hai jarurat padne par lag jaati tuh yahi beth mai lekar aata hu

Mai jakar desi lekar aaya aur do bear

Akash - etni saari woh bhi desi marna hai kya

Mai- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi

Akash - kyu tuh koi azzoba hai kaya

Mai- chal bakawas band kar aur pii jaa bear daru chuna bhi mat

Maine bottle kholi aur dana dan pita gaya

Mai- waah bhai aaj maja aa gaya

Akash - saale abhi hum humara voter id bhi nahi baanna aur tunne nasha karwa diya

Mai- shiiiiiiii abe jija saale mai chalata hai aur mai tere bhaut saal bada hu samajha chup raha kar mere aage

Akash - accha jija ji ab kaya pur raat yehi rahoge

Mai- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par inatzaar kar rahi hai kaya

Akash- yaar tujhe chhad gayi hai

Mai- ha wahi toh kah raha hu saari ghar ki aurte chhad gayi hai marene ke liye mujhe

Akash - chal mai tujhe ghar chhod deta hu

Mai- tuh mera sacha bhai hai chal na cigrete pite hai

Ek tappaad

Akash - abe chup chaap chal warana abhi aunty ko phone karta hu

Mai- yaar aaj pheli baar man kar raha hai log kehate hai aram milata hai

Akash ka phone baja

Akash -ha hello did kaya hua

Riccha - akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hai sab pareshan hai yaha

Mujhe uski aawaj suna di maine phone chin

Akash - laa phone de

Mai- haa tum logo ko chain sai pinne mat do
jija ki biwi

Riccha - kaya tum drink kar rahe ho

Mai- kyu phone sai smell aa rahi hai le shung le yaha bhi sab kuch

Riccha - bhala ess umar mai bhi koi yeh sab karata hai

Mai- accha do do biwiya baana sakata hu tab nahi socha umar ka ab kaya aur tum sab ke liye bhaut umar hai meri

Wo chhup ho gayi

Akash nai phone liya - didi tum chinata mat karoo mai lekar aata hu ghar par

Riccha - haa jaldo laa 6 ghante sai jaya sab ka yaha bura haal hai

Tabhi mera phone baja

Sona - hello dev dev

Mai- haa yahi hu bolo

Sona - di nahi kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho

Mai- nahii mai hi hindi desi daaru pi raha

Sona - yeh thik nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat thik nahi hai naa

Mai- haa kam sai kam tumnai to mere baare mai soccha

Sona- ghar chale jaaoo mai kal pahuchti huu waha

Mai - please aa jao na bahut akela pad gaya hu mai yaha sab mere khilaf jaa rahe hai

Sona- kaya hua tum enta dhuki kyu ho

Mai roote hue - koi yaha mujhr samjhene ko tayyar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko mujhesai dhur karata cahate hai

Sona- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai mai sab kuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum naa mile to

Mai - kaash mai aisa kar pata par yah sab apne hi hai kis sai ladunga mai aaj to mere dost nahi mujhe hawasi keh diya

In conference

Janu - jaan tum aase nahi ho woh kaya jaane tum kaya hoo tum chate to naa jane kaya kaya kar sakete par tumnai humare payaar ko ek naam diya humme akela nahi chhoda hume bachane ke liye apni jaan jhokim mai daali aase insaan ki to puja karani caahiye

Mai- bus karoo tum puja nahi mujhe to bus apna payar caahiye

Phone cut gaya

Mai- yeh bhenchod phone bhi dhokha de gaya kon si chutiya company kaa br

Akash - koi bhi ho laa de aur chal ghar chal

Mai - yaar aaj yahi rukate hai naa mere liye

Akash utha aur mujhe bhi khich kar utha diya

Mai- abhi to jija keh raha tha aur aase utha raha hai

Akash - uss sai phele tuh mera dost hai samajaha

Phir uss nai ek taxi mai betha kar mujhe ghar laya

Andar jaate hi maa masoom aur sab mere pass aaye

Mai ladkadane laga - naa koi chhuega nahi mujhe

Maa- tunne sharab pi haa bol

Mai- jab dhik raha ha toj phuch kyu rahe ho

Saloni - abb yahi din dekhana tha etne din tere liye tadape essi liye ki tuh yeh sab kare aur maa sai esse baat kare

Eess baat ko sun karera dimag hil gaya sach hi toh tha na mai maa sei sahi sei mila naa hi apni bheno sai

Shikha - aap log usse chhodo woh bus todha disturb aap log aur pereshan mat karo aate hi sab uss sai ladoge toh bechara kaya karwga

Mai- pari kha hai

Woh apne room ke gate sai mujhe dekh rahi thi

Saloni - apne room mai hai

Maine usske room ki taraf dekha to wo andar chali gayi

Mai kaise bhul gaya apni uss bhen ko joh mere liye din raat roti rahi bus etna saa milana kaafi thodi hotaa hai etnai time baad

Good update

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 61

Mai usske room ki taraf baadh gaya

Mai andar gaya woh pet le bal lati side mai neha leti thi

Mai ussk pass gaya aur beth gaya

Mai- naraj ho mujhe sai

Pari - mai hoti kon hu aapki

Mai- meri chocalati girl

Pari - nahi aap jaoo yaha sai

Mai- taaki phir meri photo le kar ronne lagoo

Usnai terchii nazroo sai harani sai dekha

Mai - kyu kaya hua yaad nahi aa rha kaya

Pari - aap ko kaise pata ess baare mai

Mai- mai sab janata hu

Pari - kaya

Mai - yahi ki kitnana royi hai tuh mere liye

Pari (man mai ) - kass aap aur kuch jaan paate

Mai usske pass late gaya aur uska shir apne haath par rakh liya usnai mujhe pakad liya

Mai- kya hua etna kas ke kyu pakada hai

Pari -aap phir chale jaoge ab mai aapko nahi chhodungi

Mai- arre pagal mai tera bhai hu mai kaha jane wala hu aur aaj ke baad tuh ronna mat samajhi

Pari - Woh toh....

Mai usske aashu pocche - maine manna kiya hai rone ko nahi kaha hai

Pari- yeh khushi ke aashu hai

Mai- koi sai bhi ho mai nahi janata toh ab sai roona mat

Pari - ok thik hai bhai ek baat kahu

Mai- haa bolna

Pari - aap ke muhh sai smell aa rahi hai

Mai- acha tere pass mouth freshner hai naa

Pari nai mujhe chhoda aur drawer sai mouthfreshner diya

Mai bathroom mai gaya aur kaafi dher tak saaf kiya

Aur bhar aaya to waha puri mahila mandli matlab girl mandali chhodo yaar sabhi the waha

Saloni - kaya hua smell nahi jaa rahi hai

Mai - woh......mai to bus acha mai akash sai mil kar aata hu

Riccha - woh ghar chala gaya

Mai- ohh ha sanjana aur khasish sai mil kar aata hu

Choti chachi (rekha)- woh dono london mai hai

Mai - aare ha mai hi chhod kar aaya tha toh mai chacha sai mil kar aata hu

Maa - natak band kar chup chaap beth jaa etni raat ho gayi hai woh log soo gaye hai

Mai- aap log kyu jaag rahe hoo jaao sote kaahe nahi ullu ki bimari lagi hai kaya

Shikha - tum humari chinta mat karo aur yaha betho

Mai- yaar shikha tum to samjho

Sab aase dekhnai lage jaise maine kaya bol diya

Neha - yaar shikha

Mai- woh chhoti muh sai nikal gaya

Maa- ab baado ki tamiz bhi bhul gaya kyu bhau yahi shikaya hai wha

Masoom nai shir niche kar liya

Shikha - woh hum saath kaam kar rahe hai naa essi liye yeh hamara boss hai naa

Sab - kaya boss

Badi Chachi (naina)khadhi hui aur shikha didi ko taapad marne wali thi maine rok liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi hai aap

B chachi- hat jaa mere saamne sai jab esse pata tha tere baare mai tab es snai chhupaya kyu

Mai- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi

B chachi nai mera face apne dono hatho mai le liya - beta aisa bhi koi karata hai pata hai teri maa teri bhene tere chacha tere papa kitana rooye hai tere liye

Mai- chachi aap rooye mat aab mai aa gaya hu naa ab kabhi nahi jaunga naa aap logo ko jane dunga

Saloni - tuh soch kar to dhikha phir batati ho tujhe

Mai - accha baba nahi sochunga ab aap log jao aur so jao

Maa- kyu humara yaha rahenna yaha thik nahi hai

Mai- maine aisa kab kaha

Mai bed par jakar maa ke god mai shir rakh kar soo gaya

C chachi nai mera shir pakad kar apni god mai rakh liya - aaj mai sulaungi tujhe

Mai - kaash mai pehle aa gaya hota

Neha khud kar mere sai sat kar c chachi le god mai shir rakh liya- mai bhi mai bhi

Pari - eeeye uth mai letungi

Neha - to let jaa na

Pari - maa dekhona

Maa - aaja meri god mai soo jaa

Pari - nahi mujhe c chachi ke hi god mai sona hai

B chachi - aare choti teri god ke value to didi sai jada ho gayi hai

C chachi nai mera gaal notcha - yeh sab eska kamal hai

Tabhi kirti aur ritu ronne lage

Maa- tum dono ko kaya hua

Ritu - bhai sabse baate ki aur payaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi


Mai jahtt sai utha aur dono ko kahndhe par utha kar bahar bhaga

Saloni - yeh kaha jaa rha hai

Kirti - bhai kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - bate karunga tumsai akele mai

Ritu - aap to kitchen mai lekar jaa rahe hoo

Maine kitchen mai jaakar unnhe utara

Mai- bhul gayi mujhe tere haath ki coffee

Ritu hasnai lagi- sach aap coffee piyoge

Mai wahi upper per lataka kar beth gaya

Mai- aarre kirti tera woh dost kaisa hai

Kirti - kon bhai

Mai- aare tera bf chhota bheem

Kirti - bhai.........

Mai - kitana pasand hai chal bata

Kirti mujhe marane lagi

Mai- aahahhahha mar diya aankh mai (natak )

Kirti meri aakhoo mai phuk marane lagi

Mai - ahhhh kaya aram mil raha hai

Ritu - arre pagal woh natak kar rahe hai

Mai- batana jaruri tha

Kirti - acha abhi batati hu

Uss nai paas ke ek drum haath dala aur meri taraf khuch fekka

Mai - ffuuuuuhhhhh..yeh kaya kiya

Tabhi bhar sai hasnai ki aawaje aane lagi

Soooper Dooper update

 

[Asif khan]

AAw

UPDATE 62

Kirti - ab aaya naa maja

Mai- yeh aata kyu daala

Ritu - bhai aap aur daal lo polarbear lagoge

Mai- coffee bani ki nahi abhi tak

Ritu -2minute

Bahar

Maa - aaj kitane dino baad humare ghar mai khushiya aayi hai par yeh dev ki jid aur shaadiya

B chachi - didi maine aapsai kaha hai naa uss sai ess baare mai abhi to koi baat mat karana badi mushkil sai uska dyaan hata hai

Masoom- haa mummi ji agar ek baat bhi ki to woh phir sai bhar chale jeyga

Maa ghabhara kar - nahi nahi koi kuch nahi khega uss sai

Andar kitchen mai

Mai - laa de naa cup

Ritu- phele meri tip

Maine jeb sai purse nikal aur usse de diya

Kirti - aur mera

Mai- tera kyu

Kirti -makeup ke liye

Ritu - bhai kitna lu

Mai- pura aapas mai baat loo

Neha andar aa gayi

Neha - oyye mera bhi hissa hai

Mai - teno baat lo

Ritu - bhaut jada hai yeh

Mai- le lo sab kal chalenge shoping karane

Tenno - yeh ab aayega maja

Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya - bhaiya you are best

Wo dono kaha picche rahene wali thi dono nai ek ek chipaka diya

Mai coffee pine laga ata makeup ke saath aur woh sab photo leti hui hasane lagi

Maa - tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi

Ritu - badi mummi aap pine do naa bade dino baad to mile hai aur todha badal bhi gaye hai

Mai- accha mai badal gaya hu

Ritu -aur nahi to kaya abhi 12 bhi pass nahi ki aur do doh shaadiya kar li

Sab ke chere ki khushi uttar gayi

Mujhe yeh accha nahi laga

Mai- aare tujhe kaha pata ek saal kitana ghumaya hai essnai mujhe apne picche masoom ki taraf aakh maar di

Kirti - accha to aap romiyo baan gaye the

Mai - ha yeh to gaash hi nahi daalati thi mujhe

Masoom - aacha mai nahi dalati ya tum

Ritu hassnai lagi - bhaiya ki chori pakadi gayi

Mai- kya matlab

Pari bol padi - aare etna handsome ladaka ladki ke picche nahi ladki hi usske picche padegi

Ritu- correct

Sab hasan lage

Maa- challo ab soo jao warana kal shooping nahi jane dungi

Ritu /kiriti - jaate hai blackmail mat karo

Mai - apni dono bhabhiyo ko bhi leti jaa

Maa - kyu woh to tere saath

Mai- na mai pari aur neha ke saath sounga aaj

Saloni- mai bhi

Mai- ha ha chaloo mana kiss nai kiya hai

Sab dheere dheere apne room mai jaane lage

Mai bhi chalane laga

Pari - humme bhi lekar chalo

Mai- pairo sai challoo

Neha - nahi jaise unn dono ko nicche laaye the vass lekar chalo hume vase hi

Mujhe haasi aa gayi

Pari - hasso mat karoo

Maine unn dono ko ek ek khandhe par daal liya aur room mai akar bed par utara

Mai- neha tuh bahut bhaari ho gayi hai mooti

Neha - aap moti mat kahoo warana mai

Mai- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karana subah sai pak gaya hu sun sun kar

Mai yeh bol kar let gaya

Dono meri side mai late gayi

Saloni- pari tuh roz ssoti hai aaj mai soo jau

Pari- mai nahi hatane wali

Saloni- maan ja naa meri gudiya

Pari - no means no

Mai- aap side mai soo jao naa

Neha -didi aap enke upar soo jao

Mai- oye pagal hai kaya aisa mata karana didi aisa mat karana

Dono nai mera haath pakad liya

Saloni- accha idea hai

Wo meri upper late gayi

Mai- didi hatoo na

Saloni - kyu mera vajan sambhal nahi paayega kaya

Mai- accha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakata hu etna dam hai

Saloni- to soo jao

Pari nai kambal daal diya

Tenno nai asse aakhe band kar li jaisse so hi gayi

Par mujhe uncomfortable lag rha tha

Didi ki chati mere mere senne mai daabi thi

Mai todha saa hila

Neha - bhai lagata hai aap so nahi paa rahe hoo didi aap mere jagh soo jaoo

Mai- thanks gudiya

Didi mere dusari side let gayi

Mai chhat ko dekahata hua khuch soch rha tha

Didi mere kaan mai - soo jaa jada mat soch

Maine aakhe band kar li aur pata nahi chala kab soo gaya

Suabh khuch garam saa mahsus hua mere face par maine aakhe kholi

Saamne didi ka face tha aur unki garam saase mere face par aa rahi thi

Humara face kaafi close tha

Meri nazar unnke hotho par gayi

Mai (man mai ) - chii mai yeh kaya dekh soch raha hu hat yaha sai

Maine apna face dusri taraff palat diya ki mere hoth pari ke hotho sai jud gaye

Uss nai aakhe kholi maine face picche kiya

Woh muskura gayi

Mai- sorry gudiya woh

Ussnai mere hotho par ungli rakh di pari- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi aisa hota hai

Bhar nock hua

Maa- beta 10:30 bej gaye kitana sooyoge

Didi - aayi maa tum tenno bhi fresh ho jaoo

yeh jaag rhi thi

Wo uth kar apne room mai chali gayi

Neha to phele hi bathroom mai jaa chuki thi

Pari - kaya baat hai bhai aaj bina maange de diya par khuch bhi kaho ab mera din bahut accha jaayega

Mai - woo mai ......

Neha - jaoo bhai fresh ho jao

Mai bina kuch bole chala gaya

Thodi der baad

Mera phone bhar hi tha

Usmai call aaya

Janu- good morning jaan

Neha - kon hai

Janu nai ladki ki aawaj suni - tum kon ho aur mere dev kaha hai

Neha - phele baato kon ho tum

Janu - dev ki girlfriend

Neha - ek aur gf

Pari nai phone liya maine jhatt sai ussai chin liya

Mai - hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah


Janu- masoom nai baataya aapke baare mai to baat karnai ko dil hua waise yeh ladki kon thi

Mai- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya

Janu- mai kyu jalu batoo na kon hai

Mai - meri bhen hai neha

Janu- accha sunno arav bhai kaha hai

Mai - soo rha hoga kyu


Janu- aare ek ladki aayi thi unka pata phuchane

Mujhe kuch yaad aaya

Mai- jaan ek kaam karoo bhar wale security camere sai uski photo bhej do aur ha kisi aur ko batana mat arav ko bhi nahi

Janu- thik hai nasata kiya ki nahi abhi

Mai- haa bus karane hi jaa raha hu

Janu- ok bye jaan

Muhhhhhhhaaaa.

Mai- bye janu muuuhaaa

Call end

Mai - tum dono ghurana band karo aur haa kisi sai bhi ess baare mai baat mat karana

Neha - bhai jaisa aap kahoo

Mai- toh meri sabsai samjahdaar gudiya hai

Pari - aur mai

Mai- naa tum nahi kal mara tha tunnebaur kahi bhi kuch bhi bol deti hi

Pari - bhai please maaf kar doo na

Mai - toh tujhe meri help karni hogi

Pari - mai karungi

Mai- phir ghussa toh nahi hogi naa

Pari - woh kahate hai naa ghusse mai aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bus wahi hua mere sath

Mai- woh toh hai to aaj sai dhyaan rakhana ki agar meri yaha kisi bhi ladki ki baat agar ghar mai hoo to tum mujh tak pahuchogi

Neha - yess sir

Pari- jasusi karani hai

Mai- ek jassus ki behne jassusi naahi karengi toh aur kon karegi

Neha /pari - kaya aap jaasus hoo

Mai - joker the killer kaa naam to suna hoga

Neha - haa mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai woo

Mai- fighter nhi woh mai hi hu

Dono wahi jam sii gayi ho bhi kyu naa ess baat kaoo sun kar aache achoo ki hawa tight
ho jaaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media kaa ab aap yeh mat puchana media kaha sai aa gayi jab koi road par kissi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise naa hoo

Maine unko hilaya - kaya hua kaya hua

Pari - jhutt bol rahe hoo

Mai - woh toh pata chal jaayega

Neha mere gaale lag gayi - bhai aap sach mai best hoo aur kitnai raaz hi

Mai - baaki baad mai

Phir hum sab breakfast table par pahuche

Awesome update

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 63

Dad - aaj kitana accha lag raha hai mera beta vapas aa gaya hai

Mai- haa dad aap sab sai mil kar etnai kushi ho rahi hai ki bata nahi sakata

Masoom- papa ji aur kuch lenege

Dad - haa ek plate aur laao

Woh nikale lagi

Maa - badi bhau (riccha) aur shikha kaha hai

Pari - woh kitchen mai hai khanne ki tayari kar rahi

Mai- maa enn dono ko ghar bhej doo

Masoom - kyu kaya hua accha nahi banna hai kaya

Mai- aare woh nahi tum dono hi jaanti ho aur tumhara pariwar ki tum dono meri wife ho par baaki log yeh nahi jaante hai

Maa- haa bahu yeh sahi kah raha hai phele tum dono ki shaadhi hogi phir hi parmanent rahogi

Dad - toh thik hai aaj hi mai ennke papa sai baat karata hu

Mai- dad mujhe sahi nahi lag rha hai agar ennke ghar waloo nai manna kar diya too

Riccha - kyu mana karenge

Maii - kon apni beti usse dega jiski aur shaadi hone wali hai

Masoom -agar kisi nai roka to mai usse chhod dungi yaa apni jaan de dungi

Riccha - mai bhi

Mai kahadha ho gaya - kais baate kar rahi ho tum dono

Maa - beta jab hum samajh sakete hai to woh bhi samajh sake saayad

Dad - ek baar baat to kare

Mai beth gaya (man mai)-yaar kaya musibat hai lagata hai ki ab sabko bhulana padega

......nahi yeh nahi kar sakta 7mahine hi dur gaya too janu ki yeh haalat hui ek dost (sam ) toh dushman ban gaya dusra (arav )ko nahi banene dunga

Arav - bhai jara udhar chal ek baat karani hai

Mai -'haa chal bhai

Hum bhar aa gaye garden mai

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav - bhai tuh meii ......

Maine usse roka - yaar tuh aisa mat sochh mai khuch sochunga par kaya yeh nahi samajh mai aa raha

Arav - ek baat kahu kaya

Mai - haa bol yaar

Arav - agar yeh log riccha sai hui accidental shaadi ko maan sakete hai to kyu naa aise hi tuh sona aur janu sai kar le aur kahana phele hi kar li thi

Mai- yaar yeh idea to aacha hai par soch sab ke mom dad ko kaya baatyene wo log yeh sab nahi samjhenge

Arav - baat toh teri sahi hai mere mom ko bus sona ke baare mai hi pata hai
Mai - chal sochate hai khuch kon saa time bhaag jaayega

Hum dono andar aa gaye

Mai - accha ritu aur baaki sab taayaar ho jaoo shopking par chalate hai

C Chacha - accha tabhi sab etnai khush dikh rahi hai

Ritu - aur nahi to kaya aap toh bus kaam karate rahete hoo

Mai- baate baad mai sab taayar ho jaoo

Masoom- mai bhi ho jao kaya

Mai - nahi tum dono ko invite karna padega chalo

Dad -aisa naa kare sab picinic par chale kyu kaya bolate hoo

Mai - awesome dad ess sai accha kaya hoga

Saari behane hala machane lagi
Maa- saanth ho jaoo

Dad
- tum chup rahoo badde dino baad to shor hua hai ess ghar mai

Maa - mai kah rahi ho taayari karoo jaldii

Mai todhi dher khuch sochata rha

Mai- dad ek private plane book kara loo

Dad - kaya plane kaha jaane ka erada hai

Mai- mai Sunwing Kamala Beach ,thailand kaafi naam sunna hai

Arav- edhar aa jara

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav- saale tuh gumane jaa rha hai yaa woh drugs walo ko phir sai dudhanai

Mai- aabe aab agent hu to kaam to karana hoga

Arav - par family

Mai- abe kise pata mai kon hu aur mere hote koi tum sabko haath laga paya jo meri family ko chhu bhi sakke

Arav - thik khuch kaam ho to bata

Mai- haa sir sai prmission le le aur tuh sab ke saath kamala hotel mai rukana aur haa yaad rakahana tum sabke floors aur meri family ke floor mai 3 floor ka gap hona chaiye aur jagpreet sai kahana wha ke traaffic police sai baat kar ke rode no 32 aur 38 aur 56 ki footage ki authority le le agar naa de toh hack kare

Arav - abe yeh sab kab pata kiya tha

Mai- traning ke time par kaafi khuch pata kiya tha aur sabsai matalb sab ko apni family meri harayana wali family ko bhi

Arav - sabko kyu

Mai- khuki wo sab mere apne hai ab jaa aur sir sai kah kar room book karawa aur baaki sab bhi

Dad - leh ho gaya book kab nikalana hai

Mai - 5 baje thik rahega

Dad-ok wha ki booking kaa

Mai- wo aap sab chodo wo sav arav kar dega

Dad - beta mujhe pata hai wo kaafi mahenga hotel hai

Mai- etna paisa hai mere paas

Dad - kahi toh koi galat kaam toh nahi karanai laga hai

Mai- dad aap mere boss sai toh mil chulke hoo na toh fhir kyu puch rahe hoo

Dad - are baap re mai toh bhul hi gaya ki tuh jaasus hai

Mai- dhirre bolo maa ko pata hai bus sabko pata naa chale

Phir sab ready hue saari packing jada saman lene ko maine manna kar diya jo lenna tha wahi le lenge phele sab chauk gye waha jaane kaa sun kar par baad mai sab khush ho gaye

Usske baad mai apni family ko lekar aur aur arav team ke saath aur wha sona aur janu ki family flight sai rawana hue thiland

Woh sab saayad phele hi nikal gayee the

4 ghante ke lagbhag ki thi flight

Mai todha aram karana hi thik samjha warana phir koi baat uthi to mai fas jaunga

Woh sab apni apni baate ek dusre ko sunna rahi thi aur papa dono chacha sai baat kar rahe the aur amit sumit rahul apni dhun mai mast

Jab hum land huee toh maa nai mujhe jagayaa

Phir hum waha sai hotle aaye aur pne apne room mai gaye

Maine room mai jakar arav ko phone kiya

Mai- haa aa gya kaya

Arav - haa bhai aa gya baki sab bhi aa gaye hai

Mai- chal room no bta

Arav- 503

Mai - ok mai shikha didi ko lekar aata hu toh unn dono ko bula

Phir mai shikha didi ke saath usske room mai aaya

Shikha - aakhir tuh ess gang ke picche kyu pada hai tuh toh sunaa kaam chhodnai wala tha

Mai- aree bus bol diya aur aapko yeh bhi pata chal gaya unn chugal choro aur rahi naat enn logo ko kyuki yeh sab medicine mai drugs mila kar india mai supply kar rahe hai

Jagpreet - sir woh traffic ki security ki permission mil gayi

Mai - ok jara do din phle ki dhikaaho

Arav - do din phele ki kyu

Mene ek paper usse diya

Mai - dhekh essmai date do din phlele ki hai

Arav - yeh sab tuh kaha sai jama karata hai hume ya kisi ko nagi bataya

Jagpreet nai recording chalayi


32 aur 56mai khuch nahi tha

Phit hum 38 no dhekhnai lage

Nitika - ek minute back karana

.............aare yeh dhekho security wale nai ess truck ko check kyu nahi kiya

Mai- lagata hai information sahi hai jara pata karoo yeh truk kiska hai aur kab yaha sai jaa rha hai esska loded saaman

Jagpreet nai kisis ko phone kiya

Thodi dher baad

Jagpreet - sir yeh parsoo jaayega chennai abhi yeh airport ke pass wale godam mai hai

Mai- toh phir ho jaoo ek aur mission ke liye

Nitika tum aur arav sniper position logi aur shikha tum lead police ko lekar wha aan par time par naa jaldi naa late aur haa mere liye koi sword laayi ho yaah nahi

Nutika - haa arav nai kaha tha toh laaye yeh loo ussnai ek paacked bag diya maine ussmai sai sword nikaali

Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha

Nitika - magical jo thi

Wonderful update

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 64

Mai - ha woh thi

Arav - ab aage

Mai - chalo kam par lag jao mai jara mil kara aata hu jaise hi sab mission shaam ko shuru karenge

Tenno - ok

Mai waha sai sidha sona ke mom dad ke room mai aaya

S dad- sona dad

S mom - sona mom

S dad - are aa gya etni jaldi mai yaha

Mai aage jakar unka pir chua

S mom - hamesha khush raho

Mai- meri kushi to aap ke paas hai

S mom - acha bhaut jaldi hai milane ki

Mai- ha woh hai kaha

Smom - tulsi ke saath room mai hai

Mai sidha room mai pahucha waha par janu bhi thi

Mai- kaya ho raha hai gate to band kar liya karo

Dono bhagate hue mere gaale lag gayi

Mai- are kaya baat hai etna payaar

Sona - tumhare payaar sai kam toh nahi aaj etne din baad mile aur etna bada surprise aur kal kya keh rahe the phone pe

Janu- haa aap ko pata nahi kaya hota rahta hai jab dekho chhot lagawate rahete ho

Tulsi- yeh chhoto ka ashar hai yeh tumhe mila

Sona - sacha kaha didi

Tbhi bhar meri nazar padi

Mai- yeh yaha kaya kar rahi hai mai bhaag kar bathroom mai bhag gaya

Ritu - aye room service tumnai kisi ladke ko dekha hai kaya

Room service (rs)- blue tshirt

Ritu - ha kaha hai

R s- mam woh uss room mai hai woh unke room ke gate mai koi problem ho gayi hai abhi dekha wahi gaye hai

Ritu room ke andar aati hai

Tulsi - gate bhar hai andar nahi

Ritu- ohh nahi woh mai woh nahi hu

Sona - toh phir yaha.

Ritu- wohh mera bhai aaye hai yaaha Rs nai bataya

Sona - kon dev

Ritu - ha kaha hai aur aap unnhe kaise janati ho

Sona - par unki to bhen saloni hai

Ritu - mai unki chhoti bhen hu

Janu- ohh tum hamari choti nanad hu

Ritu - what

Sona - mai sona aur janu dev ki gf's aur kaho hone waali wife

Ritu - aap log sach mai majak kar rahi naa

Sona - are nahi dev dev bhar aao naa tumhari behen ayi hai

Maine aawaj suni mene jaldi sai khidki kholi aur bhar nikal kar chadnai laga

Sona nai gate khola

Sona - yahi toh the kaha gaye

Ritu- acha majak kar lete ho aap log

Ritu waha sai chali gayi

Janu - yeh kaha gaye

Mai upar chadnai laga ek khidki kuli thi mai uss ke andar ghusane ki sochi kahi koi mujhe asse koi dekh lega to waat lag jayegi

Mai uss mai gus gaya

Saloni - aaahhhhhh kon hai

Mai wahi jam gaya

Saloni - dev tum mere baathroom mai kaya kar rahe ho unn hone apne upar towel dala

Mai sorry bol kar gate sai nikal gaya aur sidha apne room mai

Mai - hat hat hat madharchod ess sai acha to ritu hi dekh leti shit shit

Mujhe bhaut gussa aa rha tha maine bed par haath mara bed ke doo tukde ho gaye

Mai apna haath dekh nai laga

Mai- oye teri ki yeh to powers hai par kaise maine bhaut jada tezz nahi mara tha

Main masoom ko phone kar ke room mai bulaya

Todhi dher mai bell baji

Maine gate khola aur uss ko andar laya

Masoom - yeh sab kis nai kiya

Maine usko pakada aur usse ghumane laga

Masoom- ruk jao mera shir ghum rha hai

Mai- aaj mai bhaut khush hu meri powers mil gayi mujhe

Masoom - kaya sach mai

Mai- ek minute maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya

Masoom- wahat's the fuck is that

Mai- i also don't know

Maine uska haath pakada aur beach par teliport ho gaya

Masoom - uhhhhhh hhuuuu

Mera toh saara dhyan bus talwar par tha

Masoom - esse asse kyu gur rahe ho

Mai- shiiiii kitani sundar hai dekho pass sai

Masoom mujhe hilate hue -dev dev are you going mad

Mai - hat yaha sai maine ussai dhaka de diya

Aur paani ki taraf bhaag gaya

Masoom -dev ruk jao ruk jao dev woh uth kar mere piche aayi aur mujhe pakad liya

Mai abhi bus talwar ko dekh raha tha maine uska haath pakada aur utha kar paani mai phek diya

Masoom - ohhh maaaa………

waha ke sab log mujhe aur masoom aur meri talwar ko kaafi der sai ghur rahe the

Udhar sona

Sona - ahhhhhh maaa didi bachoo

Tulsi - kaya hua sona behn kya hua

Sona - mera sir fat rha hai

Nitika /shika /arav /jagpreet /masoom - aahhahaha maaa mera sirr koi bachaooo

Mai samundar ke andar jaa raha tah mera sharir baada ho raha tha

Janu- sona ko kaya hoo raha hai mai dev ko phone karti hu

Todhi dher baad

Tulsi - jaldi kar esske muh naak sai khoon aa raha hai

Janu - phone nahi utha rahe hai

Janu bhaag kar niche aayi log yaha waha bhaag rahe the

Janu - kaya hau hai

Adami - eshara beach ki tataf karatae hue devil devil

Janu bhaag kar waha pahuchi toh usnai mujhe dekha aur phir masoom ko

Masoom- janu help please help

Janu uska shir apni god mai rakha- kis nai kiya aut dev ko kaya hua hai

Masoom - unki talwar unki talwar

Janu meri taraf dekh nai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dekha uskii......

Speechless ...

 

[Asif khan]

UPDATE 65

uss ki aakhe ekadum kaali pad gayi woh meri taraf aane lagi

Mai kaafi dur aa gaya tha par pata nahi kyu talwar sai mera dhyan hi nahi hat rha tha

Janu nai apna haath jhataka uske haath mai ek talwar aa gayi

Uski body bhi badi ho gayi thi

uss nai bhaag kar mere piche war kiya

Maine jhatt sai talwar piche peth par kar li

Maine ghum kar ek chakkar lagaya aur uss ke piche aa gaya aur uss ke baal pakde aur guma kar phekh diya

woh ek chhote sai island par giri woh pura do tukade mai tut gaya

(Note : - humari body kaafi badi thi par baki sab thik )

uss nai apni talwar ko pakada aur uth kar mere pass aayi

Maine uss ki gardan par talwar ghuma di

woh nicche jhuk aur haath jamin par paani ke andar teka aur laat mere shir par maari

Mai do baar uchal kar piche gir gaya

Uss nai apni talwar meri taraf phek di woh uss ke baalo mai badal gayi aur meri garadan ko kas li

Mai- uuhhhhuhbhhhhh aahhaaauuuuu

Maine talwar asaman ki taraf ki meri talwar mai lighting aane lagi maine uski taraf kar di ek tezz bijali uske pet mai lagi

woh dur uchal gayi uske baal mere gaale sai nikale maine apna gala pkadnai ke liye apna gaala pakada to talwar haath sai chhuti

Maera dyaan bhang hua maine saamne dekha maine panni mei race laga di aur usse girnae sai phele usse apni god mai le liya

Mai- janu janu utho janu

Janu ki aakhe band thi mai usse tute hue island par lekar gaya waha jaate jaate meri body bhi normal honne lagi

Maine usko lita diya

Mai - please uth jao hey bhagawan kya karawa diya mujhe sai

Mai mouth to mouth vantilation dene laga

uss ki chhati daabane lag

Janu- uhhhuuhhuuuhuhu kaahahahhahakaha

Maine usse gale laga liya

Mai- tumani toh dara hi diya kaya jarurat thi mujhsai lad nai ki haa

Janu khuch boli nahi

Maine uska face dekha

Mai- khuch toh bolo naa

Janu nai mujhe kas ke pakad liya

woh kaapane lagi

Main apni aakhe band ki aur masoom ke room mai aa gaya kyuki mera to bed tut gya tha

Janu - dev mijhe dar lag rha hai

Mai- lagata hai tum par meri tarah shakitya haawi hoo gayi thi tum yahi leto mai aata hu

Maine usse kambal diya aur masoom ke pass aaya woh abhi bhi behosh thi panni maine usse bhi uthaya aur room mai lekar aa gaya

Dono ka sharir ekdum thakdha tha

Mai- abe ekne kapde toh badale hi nahi

Mai masoom ke kapade nikale phir janu ke janu phir behosh ho gayi thi

Maine heater onn kar diya aur saari khidaki band kar di aur dono ke beech mai let gaya

Maine bhi apne kapade nikal diye the karib 1:30 ghante baad dono nai aakhe kholi

Mai- shukar hai tum dono thik ho

Janu- kaya hua tha mujhe

Masoom - tum dono lad kyu rahe the waha

Mai - baby sorry maine tumhe hurt kiya

Masoom- tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar sakete woh to kuch aur hi tum jaise tum the hi nahi

Mai - saaayad powers meri upar haawi ho gayi thi aur ess par bhi lagata hai kaali shatiya

aagayi thi eska pura sharir badal gaya thaa aakkhe kaali pad gayi thi

Janu- par tumnai toh shaktiya nikal di thi naa meri

Mai- ess bare mai nahi pata mujhe par masoom tumhe kaya hua tha

Janu- are mai toh baatana hi bhul gayi sona ki body sai bhi khoon nikal rhaa tha

Mai-jab tak mera khoon unnke andar hai usai khuch nahi hoga

Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai mere kapde nikal diye purre Janu nai apne sharir par haath rakaha- mere bhi

Mai - kaya karata tum dono kaap jo rahi thi kyu galat kiya

Dono - nahi par saharam aa rahi hai

Dono nai shir mere seene par rakh diya maine ek haath masoom aur dusra hath janu ke khandhe par rakaha aur dono ke shir par kiss kar ke aakhe band kar li

Udhar sab ko mere bare mai pata chal gaya tha kayi tv channels par telecast ho rahi thi fight

News 6

Yeh dekhiye aaj aap sochame par majbur ho jaayenge ki kaya aap hi hi duniya mai akle nahi hai halaki buri video nahi mil paayi hai par jinta bhi mila hai achbhit karanai wala hai

Maa- mera beta hai kaha abhi aur yeh sab

Dad - challoo uss ke room mai

woh dono bhar nikale to sab unke room ke bhaat the

C chachi- aap logo nai news dekhhi

Sb - ha dekhhi

Sab mere gate par akar nock karane lage

Mera aur masoom ka room pass mai tha toh mujhe aawaz aa gayi

Mai -Tum dono yahi leti raho

Maine kapde phene aur apne room mai akar gate khola

Maa- dev beta tuh thik to hai naa

Mai- haa maa aap sab yaha

Dad - yahi baate karega ya andar aane dega

Mai- dad aapke room mai chale

Mera bed tut gaya hai

Dad - bed tut gaya matlab

Mai -chalo toh shi baad mai puchana
Sab unke room mai aaye
B chacha - yeh sab kaya hai dev unn hone news ki taraf esahara kiya

Mai - pata nahi kon hai

Maa- yeh tuh nahi kaya

Mai- aap sabka dimag kharab ho gaya hai bhala yeh mai kaise ho sakata hu

Saloni- toh yeh janu yaha kaise aayi

Maa- kon janu

Saolni-maa joh sai lad rahi

Saloni didi ko dekhh kar mujhe woh bathroom ka scene yaad aaya mene apna dhyaan hataya

Mai- aap sab ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai yeh hoga koi mujhe nahi pata esske bare mai

Saloni didi khuch bolane wali thi maine unka muh band kar diya aur ek aakh marri - bus aur khuch nahi chup ho jao

C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum

Mai- are ess duniya mai bahut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete hai naa sayad yeh bhi ho

Dad - chal thik hai

Maiend blowing update

 

[Tiger 786]

UPDATE 45

Sona - woh sab chhodo yeh batao tum kyu ja rahe ho aur kaha

Mai- mai...iii kaha ja raha hu kahi nahin aur tum kab thik hui kisi nai bataya nahi aur tumhe aise aacha hota dekh bhaut accha lag raha hai

Sona - mai kaise bhi thik hui yaa nahi par ab ye natak band karo aur bata do maine sun liya tha

Mai - aree sona woh arav ke sath maine usski company join ki hai naa toh ess liye jana padega juch kaam hai

Sona udas si ho gayi

Sona - par mai abhi toh tumsai mili hu aur tum abhiiii...uske aakho mai aashu aa gaye

Maine usske asshu poche - na na aisa mat karoo tum rona nahi abhi tum thik ho gayi toh milata rahunga naa mai aur meri powers ke baare mai janati hi ho tum jab kahigi milane aa jaaunga na

Sona - kyu nahi dukhi raho mai ek din bhi apne sath nahi rakha sayad mujhe mai hi kami hai jo tum ....

Mai- sona yeh kaya kah rahi ho tum mai koi kami nahi mai kaam sai bhaar ja rha huu aur abhi tum thik hui ho toh araam karo jab tak mai aauga tum ekdum fit ho jana aur kaya

Sona - etna jaruri hai ki abhi jaa rahe kuch din baad chale jaana bus kuch din mere saath reh lo

Maine ussko gaalo sai pakad kar - arre pagal 7 mahine ki hi baat hai phir mai to aa jaunga na



Sona nai hataya - kaya 7 mahine ke liye mai kaise rahungi tumhare bina

Mai - sona tum bacho jaisi baate kar rahi hoo mai koi ghumane todi jaa rha hu

Tabhi mera phone baja wo table par rakaha tha

Sona nai phone uthaya aur naam dekhene lagi maine jhaat sai chin liya dhekha to masoom ka tha mai uth kar thoda dur mud kar baate karenea laga

Mai - ha baby kaya baat hai

Masoom - yeh kaya jaan maine tumsai baat karnae ke liye phone kiya hai aur tum kaam puch rahe ho

Tabhi picche sai sona nai mere baal pakad liye

Mai - aare kaya kar rahi ho pagal ho kaya

Masoom - kaya bol rahe ho

Sona - kon hai yeh babay

Mai- koi nahi hai

Masoom - yeh ladkai kon hai

Mai- kaha koi ladki nahi hai woh mai apne aap sai baate kar raha hu

Mai todha dhur haat gaya

Masoom - sach batoo kon hai

Mai - arre bola naa koi nahi hai

Sona nai ek wash phek kar mujhe mara

Mai- ruk jaoo sun to loo

Masoom - chal kaya raha hai

Mai- baby mai baad mai baat karata hu

Phone rakh diya

Sona - phir sai baby

Mai gate ki taraf bhaga

Sona nai ek glass pheka mai baacha par woh gate sai hota hua ud ka niche gira aur toot gaya

Maa- kaya ho raha hai upper

Mai bhaag kar nicche aya

Mai- maa baccha loo yeh kha sai aayi hi lgta nhi coma me thi yeh

Maa - hua kaya hai

Sona bhi aagayi

Dad - arre tum jada challoo mat abhi to thik hui ho

Sona - maa aap ese chhod doo

Aaj essnai mujhe dhokha diya

Mai (man mai docha dhokha) - abhi pyaar hi kaha kiya tha jo dhokha yeh upperwaale bacha le mujhe khair aap bhi kya bachaoge sab aapka hi kiya hua hi

Maa - kaya hua beta tuh saant ho jaa

Sona - kaise saant ho jao yeh kisi sai baby baby kar ke baat kar raha hai aur aap kehati ho saant ho jao aapnai hi kha ki es nai mujhe accept kiya hai

Dad - yaha ho kaya rha hai agar uss nai ladaki sai baat kar li to kaya hua uski girlfrind hogi

Sona - mere hote hui ess ke pass koi nahi aayega jaan mene bachayi aur yeh jaan kisi aur ko nahi banna sakata

Dad - kaya nilam yeh sab kaya hai

Maa - aap chup raho jara tulsi beta tuh esse lekar jaa naa aur tuh mere saath aa pagal

Mai to unke sath nikal liya

In room

Maa- yeh sab abhi karana jaruri tha tujhe haa

Mai- maine khuch nahi kiya woh pata nahi sab achank ho gaya

Maa- aare pagal tu uske ghusse ko nahi janata hai

Mai- sannt to rehati hai aur aapne kaya kaha maine kaya accept kar liaya ussko

Maa - are beta toh toh bus usska haath pakad ke ro rahi thi aur aise hi bol diya ki tune usske payar ko accept kar liya woh ekdum sai coma sai bahar aa gayi

Mai - Yeh kon saa coma hai mera nasib wala coma hai lagata ekdum third class

Maa- woh sab chhod aur agar wo joh caahe aur usse na mile to wo kahana pina chhod deti aur ghar ka kabada banna deti hai

Mai- maa ab aap hi bacha lo udhar uss ko bhi sambhala hai

Maa- mai kaya ab usse koi nahi sambhal sakta hai tujhe hi kuch karana hoga

Mai - maa ap yuh haath upar mat karoo

Maa - beta mai bachapan sai uski ess aadat ko jhelati aa rhai hu bich mai thik hui par abb phir chalu lagata yeh ghar mai usska yeh sab hotaa hai

Mai - mere picche yeh kaisa pagalo ka jhud pad gaya hai

Maa- matalb

Mai- ek aur pagal hai joh mere picche lagi hai

Maa - kaya ek aur tuh naa sambhal ke raha kar kaya kaya karata rehata hai

Mai- ek yeh joh mere payaar mai marani chali gayi Dusri wo kehati hai ki mai apna sab khuch tumhe dene ko tyaar hu haii matalab kuch bhi Aur woh tesari naam ki etni massoom hai kehati hai yeh jism jaan tumahari hai jab chaahe maang lo ek wahi hai jo mujhe samajhati hai

Maa- dusri kon hai

Mai- arre woo surya sir ki beti janu aur kon
woh bhi pagal usska bhai bhi pagal

Sona - kaya ek aur

Mai- mar gaya sona woh bus ek pagal hai mai to usssai baat bhi nahi karta hu

Par kehate hai na jab upar wala deta hai toh chappar phad ke par yaha meri liye har chiz gaand faad ho rahi thi

Janu ka bhi phone aa gaya

Bell sun kar tulsi - phone utha kar speaker par rakh

Mai- didi aap ku marawane par tuli huli ho

Sona - rakhate ho yaa

Mai dhirre sai uthaya aur lodspeaker par rakha par ess nai meri marawane ka pura
entazaam kar rhakaha tha

Janu- darling kaha ho aabhi tak aaye nahi tum nai wada kiya tha naa

Sona ke aakhe red hogayi par kaise aisi toh meri aakhe hoti hai ghuse mai

Tabhi mere dimag ki awaaz aayi - tere hi khoon kaa ashar hai

Mujhe yaad aaya jab hospital mai blood ki jarurat thi maine hi blood diya tha sona ko kyuki mera blood group O tha toh dikkat aur koi thi nahi

abb edhar

Janu - kya hua

Mai- yeh darling kaya laga rakha hai

Janu - ab bf ko darling bolnai mai kaya hai
wada yaa hai naa darling

Sona nai ek laat mere haath par maari phone dur jakar gira aur tut gaya

Mai - maa khuch karo

Sona nai aage aakar ek laat mujhe maari mai todi dur gira sala kaya din aa gaye abb londiyo sai maar kaahni padegi par sahi mai mujhe lagata ess ghusse kaa asali karan mera blood hi lagata hai kyuki mujhe ghusse mai kuch naa dikhata hai

Mai - lagata hai esse mera wala ghussa aya hai kyuki mujhe bhi ghusse mai khuch nahi sujhata hai

Maine uth kar usse pakad liya aur uske hotho ko chumnai laga sala abb aur kaha hi kuch bacha mere liye yaha karne kaa mujhe woh baad yaad aayi kisi ki ladaki ho yaa auarat usska muh band karne ke liye yeh karana sabsai best hai par haa ladaki yaa aurat aapki gf yaa biwi ho toh hi kare warna gaand mai kille thukwane sai aapko koi nahi bacha sakata hai

Tulsi didi kaa muh khul gaya

Par ab uski aakhe normal ho gayi

Mai usse chhod kar jayab ho gaya mai
Aarav ke room mai tha Woh pet ke bal leta tha maine uske pichwade par laat mari

Mai- boside ke meri need kharab kar ke etni subah soo raha

Arav - aahhha mar gya Jija ji marate kyu hoo

Mai- bosidke agar ek aur baar yeh sab bola to yahi maarunga abhi tere ko


Arav has ke - baat kaya hai be


Mai - has mat lode teri bhen ke chakar mai sona nai meri waat laga d
Arav - kyu usse kaya hua

Mai - abs agar koi boyfriend ko usssai chinega to kaya maja aayega


Arav ekdum sai kahadda ho gay - kaya sona teri gf hai

Mai - ha hai to kaya hua

Arav - phir meri bhen mai kaya kahrabhi hai

Mai -pagal hai wo abe do nai to meri mai bambu laga rakha hai ek aur naa hai mere bas ki

Arav - abe woh na jane kab sai tayar ho rahi thi 1 ghanata ho gaya hai

Mai- chal be ab kapade le Jaldi aur chal hum aaj hi instambul jayenge

Arav - pagal ho gaya hai kaya meri bhen ka dil tut jayega


Mai- bahi dhekh tuh aa taha hai to aa warana mai chala mujhe bina baat ke kisi kaa dil dukhana aacha nahi lagata par yeh abb jaroori hai

Arav nai khuch socha phir ek bag mai saaman dala aur mai usse lekar sida raw agency gaya aur apni saari documents lekar flight sai instambul nikal gaya kyuki yeh sab official work hi naa

In plan

Arav - bahi aaj tujhe kaya ho gaya hai

Mai- mera dimag kharabh ho gaya hai

Arav - yaar tuh ladki sai pareshan hota hai yaha sab enjoy karate hai

Mai - ha par wo sab unnke liye time pass hoti hai jinsai woh bus maje lete hai aur chhod dete hai yaha to do biwi banene ko tayar aur ek tumhari pyari bhen ji ( uski copy karata hua )mai aapke liye apna sab khuch de sakati apna sab khuch

Arav - yaar tuh kisi ke sache pyaar ka majak uda rha hai ek din dekena tera pyaar bhi essi halat mai hoga ki tera majak ban jayega mai jada to nahi par etna janta hu ki kisi ke pyaar ka esaa majak kabhi nahi karana

Mai- yaar mai majak nahi udda rha hu yaar tu h khudh samjah agar wo maan bhi jaaye ek dusare ko apnane ke liye joh mushkil hai agar hua bhi to mai unn he time kaise dunga

Arav - tere hishab sai purane raja log apni 100 raniy ko time nahi dete the

Mai - aaj ke jaamane mai kon karata hai

Arav - gynn wolfe nai 23 saadi ka guinse record banaya hai

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