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UPDATE - 157
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Mai ghusse mai bahar nikal gaya sab awwaz lagate rahe mai niche utara toh kirti coffee lekar mere pass aa gayi
Kirti - bhaiya aapki coffee
Mai - nahi pini jaa yaha sai
Kirti kaa muh jara saa ho gaya usska face dekh kar mujhe laga ess par kyu ghussa
nikal raha hu
Mai has kar - muh dekh apna bandariya lag rahi hai
Maine coffee kaa cup le liya
Kirti - bhaiya aap aise mat kiya meri galati thi par uss baat sai koi fayada
nahi hai aur mai bandariya nahi hu
Mai - thik hai bandariya
Kirti - bhaiya
Mai - sorry sorry chal jaa tuh nasata kar
Kirti - aap kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai - bhar hu gardan mai
Kirti - kyu kaya hua
Mai - are kuch naa bus aisi
Mai chal pada garden (ghar kaa hi ) mai
Mai ek ped ke niche beth gaya aur coffee pinne laga
Meri toh samajh mai nahi aa raha ki dekhu kaya woh vampires kaa yaa yeh ghar ki tention
Kdev - tention toh hai hi
Mai - abbe tuh yaha
Kdev - kyu yaha tuh waha mai
Mai - aa beth
Hum dono aise bethe jaase koi do bhai bethe the
Kdev - aab bata etna kyu soch raha hai sab thik hoga akhil toh mai hi yaani tuh
hi hai
Mai - yaar dekh naa kitana over react kar rahi hai
Kdev - bol toh aisi raha hai jaise padosi ki ladki sai nain lada raha hai aab hai kaya saloni woh tuh bhi janata hai
Mai - haa toh kaya hua manata hu humari culture nahi yeh sab abb toh ho gaya toh kaya karu gaala ghaut loo apna
Kdev - aabe family mai hota hai
Mai - tujhe toh family darama pasand nahi hai naa
Kdev - bilkul bina baat ki kachpach hoti rehati hai par shai galat toh samajah
sakata hu
Mai - akhil ke ghar jakar tere vichar bade shudhar gaye hai
Kdev - nahi aisa naa hai joh man mai aaya woh kah diya
Mai - waise maa bhi sahi hai aakhir mai kitnai man mani karunga
Kdev - ab kaya hua tujhe
Mai - dekh pehale masoom phir riccha phir komal phir janu phir sona phir ..
Kdev - abbe phir phir kyu aase hi bol de
Mai - kaya bolo sab tuh janata hai maa nai sab bardash kiya mujhe lagata hai
maine hi galat kiya
Tabhi waha guru ji aa gaye
Kdev unhe dekh kar - aayiye aayiye aap bhi bachodi kariye waise zindagi jhaand
padi hai
Mai - pagal ho gaya hai kaya pranam guru ji
Guru ji - jite raho beta kyu dukhi bethe ho
Mai - woh..
Kdev - fat gayi hai
Mai - chup be
Kdev - are mai kah raha hu woh kehate hai naa upper waala jab bhi deta hai
chpapar faad ke deta hai toh humari musibato kaa chapaar fat gaya hai
Guruji - acha fir utam hai
Kdev - aap kaya samajhe chi chi aap bhi naa guruji
Mai - ho gaya abb chup kaise aaye gurudev aap
Guruji - kaya kar rahe ho yaha ess durachari balak ke saath
Mai - kya kru mere aur saloni matlab saloni didi ke bare mai ghar ke logo ko
pata chal gya
Guruji - toh kya faisala liya tumnai
Mai - mai unhe asse nahi chhod sakata warana mere payaar par mujhe khudh sawal utha nai honge
Guruji - toh kaya samaj ke niyam todoge
Mai - kuch bhi par dhokha nahi karunga kissi ke saath
Kdev - aab sawal band karo upaye batoo
Guruji - joh bhi karna samaj sai chupa kar karna yeh bhi rasata ho sakata hai
Mai - matalab
Guruji - etna tum soch loge
Mai - par
Aur kuch kehata woh gayab ho gaye
Kdev - mujhe laga tha yeh adarahwaadi kbc khelega aur chala jaayega
Mai - saale tujhe carodpati ki padi hai mai yaha carodo ka pati banani ki kagar
par hu
Kdev - wase aacha hi hai ek carore matalab chudai hi chudai
Mujhe hassi toh aayi par
Mai - abbe kyu gaali waale kaam kar raha hai
Kdev - waise ek baat bata neha ke saath jab sab ho gaya toh soch kaya raha hai
Mai - woh toh galti sai hua
Kdev - waah bete kaya mast galti hai baar baar ho rahi hai
Mai - abbe mujhe pata hai tuh woh sab jaan sakata hai joh mai jaanta hu yaa
mahsus karata hu
Kdev - tabhi toh kah raha hu neha ke badan ki khusboo badi mast hai
Mai - saale bhaag yaha saai ek toh mai fas gaya hu tuh saala mood bana raha hai
Kdev - chill aur chudai dono yahi hai zindagi ki sachayi
Mai - haa toh kaya ban jaau aapne gahr kaa jamai
Kdev - essmai harz kaya hai mere bhai
Mai - chhod saale mai hi chala jaata hu
Kdev waha sai chala gaya
Maine jane hi wala tha ki waha sab aate dikhe abb naya kaya chudapa hua
sab dheere dheere mere charo taraf beth gaye
Mai - abb kaya bacha kyu aaye ho tum log ess hawasi ke pass jao apne amit sumit rahul ke pass
Saloni - baat toh suno naa enki
Mai - haiii..kaya bola enki suni jinke liye etna sab hone ke baad woh sab harami sach sahi lag rahe hai
Maa - beta sun toh sahi
Mai - bus rehane do maa aap lagata bus paida ki ho mujhe beta toh kabhi mana hi nahi aur rahi baat saloni ki toh naa woh meri ko behan naa kuch aur bus hai toh meri lover wohi nahi sun lo mere nasib mai 4 raniya likhi ki aur raniyo ke saath unnke naa milane pe mera jivan hamesha adhura rahega aur pichali baar ki trah kahatam ho jaayega aur woh raniya hai 4 Neha Pari Saloni Sikha aur aap log shikha ko apni bol rahe meri maa sumirta nai agar aap ki jholi mai naa di hoti shikha toh aap logo ko naa hi amit milata naa koi aur dimag kaharab kar diya hai sab nai yaha unnhonai mere saath etna sab ki woh sab kam aur mai apni hi rani ke saath apna private time bita raha toh woh ho gaya naga naach
B chachi - aree beta sun le humari baat
Mai - chup karo aap badi maa banane ke jagah aap bhi hus apne unn bekar ke sade dimag ke bacho mai lagi hoo
aur gin lo abhi sab ke sab yeh
1 - Sona
2 - Masoom
3 - Komal
4 - Janu
5 - Saloni
6 - Pari
7 - Shikha
8 - Neha
9 - Devika
10 - Riccha
11 - Aditi
Dad hasate hai jor sai par samajh nahi aaya kyu
Mai - aap kyu has rahe ho
Dad - team to tayar hai puri abb extra mai bhi koo hai toh woh bhi bata de
C Chacha - bhai kaisa ladaka diyo ho aap humari family ko yah yeh ek naa samabhal paa rahe hum essko etnai saari caahiye
Mai - kaya matalb aap log aise kush kaise ho gaye achank sai
Saloni pass akar mere gaal pe kiss deti hai - aree meri jaan woh ghar mai phir sai un nich logo nai camers laga diye unnke liye sab natak kar rahe the etnai time sai
Mai - what the ... yeh kaya bakwaas hai sab real jaisa lag raha mujhe matalab aap logo ko mera saloni neha pari kaa kisi kaa kuch galat nahi lag raha hai
Maa - beta humari bhudhi etnai bhi ghass charne nahi gayi etna sab jaan jane ke baad vapas sai tujhe dhuk de par beta mujhe woh sab bolana pada usske liye mai tere sai maafi managti hu
Mai - bikul sahi kaha maa aapko maafi managi banati aap ki kyuki aapnai natak mai bhaut galat bol diya saloni ko
Saloni mera muh band karke - maa ki galti nahi hai woh sab maine bulwaya maa sai taaki woh tino yaha aa sake aur tuh unnka safaya kar sake for god sake ess baar mat chhodan unnhe
Mai - par aap log phir bole toh kuch ulata sidha
C chachi - toh hume bhi maar dena aise insano ki agar hum side lene lag gaye matalab hum unnke vash mai aa gaye
Maine ek jahlak upper dekha toh guruji muskura rahe the par aakhir maine aisa kaya kiya bus sabko bata hi toh diya aur sab ekdum maan gaye
Shikha - kaya sochane lag gaye humare samarat
Mai - kuch nahi yeh sach nahi lag raha aisa lag raha need tutegi meri aur sab kahatam ho jaayega
Zabardast update____________________________________
UPDATE - 158 ( Truth Of Shaktigarh Samarat )
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Mai - pata maa aapne mujhe kaya kaya sochane pe majboor kar diya tha aap ki baate bahur kadavi thi
Saloni - are baba woh sab maine unki hi jubaani bulwaya sab woh bhi tumhe hawasi hawasi kehate the humane sak nahi hone diya ki kuch yaha unnke hisab sai nahi ho raha
Mai -toh kaya yaha unke camera nahi ho sakate
Pari - nahi maine check kiya hau yaha kuch nahi
Mai - acha abb samajha mai dad woh aap nai kyu bula bahuoo ko lete aa matalab sab ko
Dad - beta hum bhi pehale thoda soch mai pade ek bhai behan ke bich aisa risata par jab dekha ki ek pari ek kaale shakityo ki rani aur bhi bahut si tujhpar etna mar rahi matalab tuh galat toh nahi hai warana unko dhokha bhi de sakata tha aur saloni humari beti hone sai pehali dev ki rani hai jiske liye ussnai jaan de di thi
Maa - haa beta uss dev ke jaan etnai sasati nahi ho sakati hai ki marne ke baad ek baad usko uski rani paane mai hum roak laga sake agar hum roke toh tera hak hai ki hum sabko chhod ke enn sabke saath apni zindagi apne hisab sai ji le hum hamesha toh nahi rahenge naa
Mai jakar maa ke gale lag gaya
Maa - tuh etna soch mat abb beta tere dhukh abb shukh mai badal daal aur yeh sab tuh hi kar sakata hi hum mai sai koi aur nahi
Mai - matalab maa ess baar mai nahi harunga naa kudh sai naa apni family sai
Maa - beta aise family kiss kaam ki joh tujhsai sab chin le yeh society kaa kaya hai chhod denge yeh society aur waha nayi society bana lene jaisa tujhe sahi lage
Mai - bus maa ab aur mat bolo mujhe dar saa lagne laga kahi yeh sab bikhar naa jaaye
Pari - bikherungi toh me aap ko matalb piche me padi sabsai pehale aapke aur payaar mera neha ko aap toh ruko bus
Maa - aab aap sab log andar chale aur mere bete ko bina kisi dar ke enn sab sai baat kr lene doo aur sabko ko bhi le aa joh man kare aur woh tino bhi aa rahe unhe dikha de abb joh soch ke woh aa rahe woh sab kaisa hai
Mai - aap chinata naa karo maa unki khabar mai leta hu
sab bade log chale gaye aur bachi meri caahane waali aur mai unka caahane wala
Mai - saloni mera haath pakado
Saloni nai mera haath pakada aur pichali baar joh bhi shaktiya uske andar di sab mere andar aa gayi
aur dheere dheere mera pura samarat wala look waha aa gaya charo taraf roshani ho gayai maine haath aage karke magic page lakar kudh ko normal kiyaa
woh sab mere pairo mai jhuki padi thi
Mai - bus hus tumhare samarat gaye
Sab upper dekhate hai mera roop change hote hote devika waha pehale sabko lekar aa gayi jaise woh kabsai ess chiz ke liye ready thi
Masoom - didi aap kaa bhaut bhaut shukriya aapnai enka woh roop hume dikha diya joh bahut durlabh tha humare liye
Mai - aree meri jaan tum toh mere sai naraz thi
Masoom - haa aap sai abhi bhi naraz ho kuch din kaa bol ke saalo gayab ho jaate hai waise saloni didi aapki jodi enke saath bahut achi lag rahi
Saloni mere kandhe pe shir rakh ke - toh abb toh kush ho naa tumhari khaayi hui kasam aaj puri hui hai
Mai - haa
Devika - kaya kasam kaisi kasam hume kyu nahi pata
Mai - maine kasam kaahi thi pichali baar bhi ki jab tak sabko family ke support sai naa paa lu mai apni puri shaktiroop mai nahi aaunga naa kisi ko bataunga ki maine uss din woh tir kyu chalaya
Komal - matalab woh sab pehale sai socha hua tha
Mai - haa jaan tumhe kaya lagaya duniya jitnai wala unn choro sai haar ke mar jaayega
Devika - phir aisa kaya hai woh jiski wajagh sai aapne kiya yeh
Mai - pehale mai tum sab sai maafi managana cahunga ess sab ke liye tum mahashaitaan ke baare mai janati ho naa
Shikha - kaya par woh naam abb kyu
Mai - maine jab mahashaitaan ko pitaji ki maut ke baad hell mai baand diyaa toh mujhe pata tha woh prithavi lok mai jaroor aayega jaise naa taise toh maine amit sumit rahul ko chara dala ki woh meri shaktiya kaise paa sakate hai tum logo ke jariye sai aur unnhonai woh kiya aur maine bhi apne plan ke hisab sai kudh ko mara
Devika - aur yeh sab etna kis liye
Mai - taaki jab prithavi loak mai mahashaitaan aaye aur mai uss sai ladu toh humare aadi dev ko akar yeh shakityo sai bana sansaar kahatam karna pade joh abb hoga mere bilkul plan ke hisab sai
Pari - ek baat aap mujhe bhi bata denge
Mai - haa pucho naa
Pari - yeh log jab sab saath hoti mujhe aisa kyu lagata hum sab mai kuch same hai
Mai - kyuki tum sab ek shakti kaa ansh ho AarviShakti kaa
Sona - hum sab
Mai - haa tum sab
Aditi - toh matalab aap kaise janate ho Aarvishakti ko jiske naam pe aapka rajaya thaa shaktigarh
Mai - kyuki tum logo kaa yeh tisra janam hai pichale janam sai pehale tum sab ek hi thi time aane pe vapas tum sab ek ho jaaogi par esska mujhe bhi nahi pata chala pichale bhi janam me ki aakhir tum log kitnai 5-10-15 kitnai
Komal - ess liye tumhara payaar hum sabke liye ek jaisa hai kyuki hum sab ek hi hai
Mai - haa par hai nahi thi abb tum log filhal 11 ho aur sab alag soch shakti waali
Richa - aur mai
Maine apna haath ghumaya aur richa ke shir pe rakaha - tumhari shakti hai roop badalna tum kabhi bhi kisi kaa roop le sakati ho
Richa - what par pehale toh bola ki mai normal ohh aapki kasam bhi toh thi naa
Neha - par didi ko sab kaise pata hai yeh sab
Mai - usko bhi yeh sab shuru sai bata rakha tha maine es liye powers mai saloni ko di thi
Devika - aur hume aap nai kabhi bataya nahi
Mai - maine mana kiya tha jaan yeh mahashaitaan har ek duniya ke liye khatarnaak hai woh shaitaan sai bhi 100 guna jda julmi hai jisko marane ke liye socho mujhe tin janam lene pas gaye woh koi mamuli takkat nahi hogi
Masoom - ek minute toh kaya woh abb hell mai nahi hai
Mai - wahi pata lagbe gaya thaa mai hell mai uss shakti ki aad mai par woh hai kaha yeh mai nahi janata hu
Janu rone lagi jor jor sai
Mai saloni ko ishra karata hu aur janu ke pass jata hu - naa janu naa essmai tumhara kaya dosh hai
Janu - kyu nahi hai mera dosh aakhir woh mahashaitaan mera hi toh baap tha naa
Mai - aree toh esmai tumhari koi galati thodi hai...