Funny тнe world oғ ғυn

[LoveStar]

αѕѕαℓαмυ αℓαιкυм ℓσνєℓιєѕ
ѕσ нєяє уσυ єитєя ιи тнє ωσяℓ∂ σf ¢яαzιиєѕѕ, fυи и ℓαυgнтєя. нєяє уσυ gσииα fιи∂ ѕσмє ¢σℓℓє¢тισи σf fυииу ѕнαуяι'ѕ и נσкєѕ. ѕσ נυѕт кєєρ ℓαυgнιиg и мαкє ρєσρℓє ℓαυgн

 

[LoveStar]

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bohot Sochne Ke Baad

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad

Duniya Chodh Denge Tumhe Paane Ke Baad

Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

 

[LoveStar]

Chali Jati Hai Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yun

Unka Maksad Hai Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jaana

Ab Kaun Samjhaye Inn Pagal Ladkiyo Ko

Mumkin Nahi Hai Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angur Ho Jana.

 

[Romeo 22]

Chali Jati Hai Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yun

Unka Maksad Hai Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jaana

Ab Kaun Samjhaye Inn Pagal Ladkiyo Ko

Mumkin Nahi Hai Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angur Ho Jana.

 

[LoveStar]

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega

Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se Sms Karega Dusra Apne Paise Bachayega

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho

Bhejte Bhi To Kya Bhejte Ho

Khudka Bheja To Chalta Nahi Hai

Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho

 

[LoveStar]

Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe

Fir Ruthe To Jag Chute

Agar Fir Ruthe To Dil Tute

Aur Agar Fir Ruthe

To Nikal Danda Aur Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute

 

[Assassin]

Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bohot Sochne Ke Baad

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad

Duniya Chodh Denge Tumhe Paane Ke Baad

Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad

Chali Jati Hai Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yun

Unka Maksad Hai Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jaana

Ab Kaun Samjhaye Inn Pagal Ladkiyo Ko

Mumkin Nahi Hai Kishmish Ka Fir Se Angur Ho Jana.

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se Aisa Kalyug Aayega

Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se Sms Karega Dusra Apne Paise Bachayega

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho

Bhejte Bhi To Kya Bhejte Ho

Khudka Bheja To Chalta Nahi Hai

Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho

Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe

Fir Ruthe To Jag Chute

Agar Fir Ruthe To Dil Tute

Aur Agar Fir Ruthe

To Nikal Danda Aur Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute

 

[LoveStar]

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bas Gayi

Jaise Chote Se Darwaze Mein Bhains Fas Gayi

Mohabbat To Humne Usi Din Chodh Di Thi

Jab Usne Kaha Tha Pappiyon Ke Paise Alag Aur Jhappiyon Ke Alag

 

[LoveStar]

Aashiq Pagal Ho Jaata Hai Pyaar Mein

Baaki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezar Mein

Magar Ye Baat To Dilruba Nahi Samajti

Wo To Gol Gappe Khate Firti Hai Bazaar Mein

Wo Kehti Hai Apne Bhaiyon Se Mere Aashiq Ko Yun Na Peeto

Bada Ziddi Hai Kamina Pehle Ise Kutte Ki Tarah Ghasito

 

[LoveStar]

Ab Kya Bataye Zaalim Kaise Guzaar Te Hai

Hum Sunday Teri Gali Mein Monday Teri Gali Mein

Seene Pe Haath Rakh Kar Tujhe Pukarte Hai

Jab Maarte Hai Patthar Munde Teri Gali Mein

Tadapte Hai Kitna Zaalim Par Tujhe Taras Na Aaya

Kar Lenge Hum Khud-Khushi One Day Teri Gali Mein

Hum Dhund Lenge Tere Deedar Ka Koi Bahana

Becha Karenge Hum Abse Ande Teri Gali Mein