Funny тнe world oғ ғυn

[LoveStar]

Mausam Shabab Ke

Nasha Sharab Ka

Parda Janab Ka

Or Rang Gulab Ka

In Sabse Haseen
In Sabse Lajwab Dekho Ye Post Padne Wale
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Mendak Talav Ke..

 

[LoveStar]

Mountain Dew Peene Se Udh Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Your Concepts Are Not Clear.

Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"

Ek Aur Arz Kiya Hai,
Macchar Ne Piya Aapka Khoon.
Good Afternoon
Good Afternoon

Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre

 

[LoveStar]

Auto Driver Ki Seat Ke Peeche

Bohot Mast Lines Likhi Thi Couples Ke Liye

Bharat Ki Sanskriti Me Sab Kuch Bikta Hai

Izzat Se Baithe Janab
Aayne Mein Sab Kuch Dikhta Hai.

 

[LoveStar]

Teacher- Baccho Kabir, Rahim, Mira Ka
Koi Doha Sunao
Student - Ganga Ke Ghat Pe Ghatna Gahti Gambhir

Rahim Liye Mira Ki Pappi Aur
Pakde Gaye Bichare Kabir...

 

[LoveStar]

Humare Dil Ne Jab Chaha
Tab Tab Aap Jaage the
Humare Dil Ne Jab chaha
Tab Tab Aap Jaage The
Kyun Ki Wo Hum Hi The Jo Aapke
Ghar Ki Ghanti Baja Kar Bhaage The

 

[LoveStar]

Special English Shayari:

The Janaza Of Aashiq Is Nikla

From The Gali Of Mehbooba With
Very Zor-Shor,
The Mehbooba Jhaanki From The
Door Aur Boli Aakhir Marr Gaya Haramkhor.

 

[LoveStar]

Kaun Kehta Hai Ladki Hasi Means Fasi


Arz Kiya Hai
Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai
Usey Jo Mohbbat Samjhe
Wo Sabse Bada Gadha Hai....

 

[LoveStar]

Fire Ko Aag Kehte Hai

Cobra Ko Naag Kehte Hai

Garden Ko Baag Kehte Hai

Aur

"EXAMS" Ke Samay Ko Kaam Na Kare,
Usey DIMAAG Kahte Hai..

 

[LoveStar]

Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si

Sachin Pe Wo Marti Thi

Chori Chori Chup Ke Chup Ke

Harbhajan Ko Chithiya Likha Karti Thi

Nazar Jhuka Ke Sharma Ke

Raina Se Baat Karti Thi

Kabhi Kabhi Zulfe Bikhra Ke

Sehwag ki Galiyon Mein Se Guzra Karti Thi

Shayad Kuch KEhna Tha Usey Kohli Se

Lekin Na Jane Kyun Dhoni Se Wo Darti Thi...

 

[LoveStar]

Master :- Beta Koi Aashiqui Wala Sher Sunao

Student :- Mota Marta Moti Pe

Bukha Marta Roti Pe

Master Ji Ki Hai Do Betiyan

Aur Main Marta Hu Choti Wali Pe...