Main - aap mujhse kab se pyar karti hai ,aur aapko pata kaise chala?
Ashu didi - (khud ke aansu ponche)jab se samaj aaya hai pyar ke baare me tabse , aur tum mujhe filmy kah sakte ho lekin jab bhi tum mujhse roth jate tab mujhe bohot bura lagta tha , jab call pe tumse baat karne ki koshish karti aur tum sidhe apni maa se baat karna chahte , us vakt mujhe aisa lagta tha ki meri Aatma mujhe dhoka de rahi , bhale hi tum use rishte ko dekh nahi paaye jo mene banaya tha , lekin mera man tumhe hi pati manta hai .
Main - didi , bura mat manana lekin mujhe aapke liye aisa koi bhi bhav nHi aaya ,
Ashu didi - me bura kyu manungi , tumhe bhi bura nhi lagna chahiye , lekin tumhe agar bura n lage to me tumhe mere pyar ka ahsaas dilana chahti hu , jaise tumhe Divya se pyar ho gaya tha , mujhe bhi lagta hai agar tum mere pyar ko janoge to jaroor tumhe ahsaas hoga ki me kya mahsoos karti hoo.
(Didi jab bhi apne pyar ke baare me kah rah thi to unke chehre par aanand najar aa raha tha ki unhe kitna garv hai apne pyar par )
Main - achcha , jaisi aapki marji , pahle shopping krle.
Ashu didi - haa chalo , aur tumhe bhi naye kapde lene hoge meri pasand ke aur agar tum chaho to mere liye bhi select kardo .
Mene kuch nahi kaha aur thodi si smile de kar chal diye shopping krne .
Phir didine mere liye kapde select kiye , aur mene bhi ek dress bataya Jo mujhe pasand aaya tha , mere man bohot si baate chal rahi thi , ki didi ka sachcha pyar unke liye hi bhari na pad jaye kyuki meri jindagi me bohot si aurate hai , Neha ko chahta to hu kyuki vo chij mere dimag me beth gayi thi ki me usase hi pyar karta hu ,isliye mujhe kisi aur ka pyar dikhayi nahi de raha tha , aisa bohot se logo ke sath hota hai ki insan ko kya chahiye ye mayne rakhta uske pass kya hai vo nahi .lekin me didi ko khudse dur rakhna chahta tha uska reason ye bhi tha ki me unke itna bhi kabil nahi hu , uske liye khud ki kamiyo ko bhi didi ke saamne Lana padega jisase unka pyar apne aap Kam ho jaye .
Phir shopping ke baad ham gaadi se ghar ki aur nikal gaye ,
Main - didi bohot der ho gayi hai kuch nashta kar lete hai , yaa khana kha lete hai .
Ashu didi - didi mat keh mujhe , me jaanti hu ki tere liye ye sab ekdum se hai lekin mujhe achcha nahi lagta , aur me sochti bhi hu , ki pahle agar bua aur mama ke ladke ke sath shadi hoti thi to vo bachpan me bhaiya aur didi kyu kahte hai .
Main - hamare yaha pahle shadi bhi jaldi hoti thi isliye didi bhaiyaa yah sab ka time hi nhi aata tha ,kyuki paida hone se pahle hi fix ho jati thi ki agar ladki Hui to ye mere bete se shadi karti thi .
Ashu - haa ye bohot hi buri chij hai lekin agar aisa mere sath hota to me bura nahi manti .
Main - me aapse chota hu to uske bhi chances Kam hai .
Ashu ka chehra utar gaya , aur thodi dukhi ho gayi.
Ashu - usme meri kya galti hai , agar me Neha ki jagah hoti tu vaise hi pasand kar leta .
Main - are me Neha se uski umr Kam hone ki vajah se pyar nhi krta uske sath mera lagav tha bachpan se isliye.aur me (uske aage me kuchh kah nayi paya).
Ashu - jaane do , lekin me tumhari madat karungi Neha ko tumse milvane me .
Main - nhi iski koi jarurat nhi hai , aur aap aisa kyu karegi.
Ashu - are abse tumhari har mushkil meri hai , tum jo bhi karoge usme me tumhare sath hu,aur agar Neha ko tumse pyar ho gaya to me tumhare liye jindagi bhar rukne ko tayyar hu.
Main - nahi , aisa mat kahiye agar aap ki shadi hone se pahle me kaise kar sakta hu aap parivar ka hissa hai mere.
Ashu - main rukungi gi aur mujhe kuch nhi sunna tu mujhe pagal kah ya jiddi bhalehi ghar vaale kuch bhi soche .
(Unki baato se lag raha ki bohot hi serious hai , kuch karna baithe )
Main - aap samjhti kyu nhi agar aap shadi nhi karegi to me kaise khush rah paunga ,ki meri vajah se aap ne shadi nahi ki .
Ashu - chhodo in baato ko kuch khate hai , baad ki baad me dekhenge.
Me kuch naa kah paya me sochne laga ki kaise didi ko mujhse dur kiya jaye.
Ham phir ek jagah hamne khana order Kiya kyuki ab bohot bhook hi lagi thi ,bohot samay ho gaya tha .
Main - didi agar aapse ek sawal puchu to aap bura to nahi manegi .
Ashu - pucho .
Main - agar mera affair chal raha hai aur me usase kisi bhi halat me nahi nikal sakta agar use hamesha ke liye chhodunga to vo jaan le legi khudki lekin me ab kisi se pyar karta hu to kya karu .
Ashu - mujhe kuch nahi samaj aa raha hai , kahi tu mere baare me to baat nahi kar raha , agar aisa hai to me tere kisise pyar karne se thodi mana kar rahi hoo lekin mujhe thodisi jagah chahiye tumhari jindagi bhalehi kaisi bhi ho .
Main - main aapse bhalehi pati ki tarah ya premi ki tarah pyar nahi karta lekin karta hu aap mere liye important hai ye aapko baat janni hogi , aur me affairs se aap ke bare me baat nhi kar raha mera kisi aur ke sath us tarah ka rishta hai , abhi us ke bare me.
Ashu - us tarah ka matalab.
Main - me kisi aurat ke sath sexual relations me hu.
Ashu - kyaa , kon hai vo aur tum Aisa kar kyu rahe ho .
Main - Sarita , sarpanch ki biwi meri kuch vajah hai vo bhi aapko jald hi bataunga lekin ab nhi bas .
Ashu - vo to shadi shuda hai aur vo kyu nhi chhodegi ,ye kuch bhi ho lekin tumhara pyar kaha gaya Neha ke liye .
Main - kya aap ko lagta hai mene kuch galat kiya ..
Ashu - haa galat to kar rahe ho lekin koi jarur vajah hogi tumhari bhi , tum koi mushkil me to nhi hona agar ho sake to jarur batana.
Main - haa aaj shyam ko aapko jarur bataunga .
Ashu - haa thik hai .jab tumhe thik Lage , aur kuchch bhi jarurat ho to jarur batana.
Phir ham ghar aa gaye , aaj ka din bhi mera tension me hi jaane vala tha , lekin ab mujhe kuchh to action lene hi padenge , is liye me sunny ko milne chala gaya .
Sunny ke sath ghumte hue
Main - ab bata tumhe kuch malum chala us ladki ke bare me .
Sunny - us ladki ka kuch pata nahi chala.
Main - kya , tu to kah raha tha ki rahul ki girlfriend ko janta hai tu
Sunny - janta to hu lekin vo bohot dino se gao me hi nhi hai ,shayad usne rahul se video vagere le liye aur bhag gayi gao se , uski maa ne gao me kaha he mama ke yaha padhne gayi hai ,iska matlab saaf hai koi aur hi ladki hai .
Main - are yaar ab vo kon ho sakti hai .
Sunny - Pawan pata laga sakta hai , uski bohot aurato ke sath setting hai.
Main - vo kaise pata lagayega , tu to gao me har kisi ko janta hai aur tu bhi kisi aurat ko chodta tha tu nhi pata laga paya to vo kya laga yega .
Sunny - Abe vo ek no randi baaj hai , gaao me kuch aurate hai jo paiso ke liye mardo se chudti hai bohot se ladke jaate hai unke pass vaha pe rahul aur uske dost bhi jaate hai to Pawan ko kuchh to pata hoga hi .
Main -thik hai , lekin usne is baar thik se baat nhi ki to uski gaand Tod dunga .
Sunny aur me Pawan ko milne uske ghar gaye , uske ghar shayad ab koi nhi tha , vo sirf pant me tha .hame andar liya aur darwaja laga diya.
Pawan - bata kya baat hai shart hui kya puri .
Main - haa vo ho gai ab to sirf tumhe puri karni baaki hai .
Pawan - haa jyada fek mat ye bata yaha kyu aaya .
Main - are vo kuch kaam tha agar tu karega to bata .
Pawan - abe tujhe kya lagta hai me kuch tere liye jo bura hai vo karta hu to teri madat nahi karunga. Mene to teri shart bhi maaf kardi ab tu hi bata mere jaisa dost tujhe kaha milega.
Darasal Pawan khud sabse bada dikhane ki puri koshish karta tha , yahi dikhane ke liye vo aurat ko bhi chodata tha ki vo har chij me mahir hai bata sake.
Main - achha tujhe pata hai ki rahul ne koi nayi ladki fasai hai kya use chodne ke liye.
Tabhi andar se ek aurat aai , vo sirf petikot aur blouse me hi thi ,shayad use Pawan chodne ke liye laya tha , aur ab hame jalane ka kaam kar raha tha is liye us aurat ko chupane ki bhi koshish nahi ki .vo aurat pahale to dar gayi lekin Pawan ne use apni taraf khich liya.
Pawan - are kya dekh raha hai , tuze chahiye kya .
Main - tuze jo bola hai vo bata .
Pawan - ise (us aurat ko)pata hoga iske pass ata hai rahul, hai na.
Aurat - kyu kya baat hai rahul ke bare me .
Pawan - baat hai ki ise rahul ke bare me janna hai ki ab usne kis ladki ko fasaya hai .
Aurat - mujhe kya milega .
Main - kya chahiye
Aurat - mujhe sunny ka lund lena hai , uski body mast hai , tumhari bhi hai lekin vo chodta bhi achcha hai aur agar sunny Maan jaaye to ho sakta hai .
Sunny - ye kya kah rahi ho me kisi Randi ko nahi chodne vala .
Aurat - kyu re pahale bohot aata tha mere pass jabse tere dost ne mana kiya tabse nahi aa raha , kyu usne koi fasake di hai kya.
Main - haa sunny aayega to phir batao .
Sunny - haa thik hai lekin ek bar sirf .
Aurat - ek baar hai to mujhe is ladke ka bhi chahiye lund .
Sunny - haa aa jayega .
Main - nahi -nahi ,me kyu aaunga.
Sunny - saale bohot hoshiyar hai , mujhe bhej raha aur konsa vo teri gaand marne vaali hai ,jyada natak mat kar .
Main - haa thik hai ab batao
Aurat - tume us ladki bare me jab tum Milne aaoge tab bataungi yaa phir tum dono batao kaha aana hai .
Sunny - thik hai bata dunga lekin bohot jaruri tha uske baare me jaanna .
Aurat - aisa hai to pahle ye batao kyu pata karna hai us ladki ke baare me.
Sunny - ye iska bhai hai ,Subhash chacha ka ladka hai ye. to ise chinta hai bohot apne bhai ki kisi ladki ki jindagi na kharab krde isliye.
Aurat - mujhe nhi pata tha ki Subhash ka beta itna bada ho gaya hai ,achcha family ka hai to thik hai lekin mera naam nhi aana chahiye.
Pawan - ab vo bata rahi hai usase pahale ye bata Suraj mera hisab kab chukta karega .
Main - konsa be.
Pawan - konsa us din mujhe maar raha tha uska aur sharat bhi baaki hai .me jyada kuch nhi mangne vaala.
Main - haa bata lekin pichli bar ki tarah gaandu pana mat karna , Varna Tod dunga Teri gaand .
Pawan - are nahi vaisi koi baat nhi hai , vakt aane par bataunga thik hai .
Aurat - ho gaya ho to suno , us ladki ka naam Priti hai . sarpanch ki bhatiji.
Main - kyaa kah rahi ho tum, ye nahi ho sakta .
Aurat - aisa hi hai , usne Priti ke nange photo liye hai nahate vakt aur shadi todne ki dhamki di hai , itna hi pata hai , ki usne black mail Kiya hai kal bol hi Raha tha dosto ko daru ke nashe me ki jald hi vo uske niche hogi ab sirf kuch kaam hai use vo ho jaane ke baad.
Sunny - tu sahi kah rahi hai na,
Aurat - haa sahi kah rahi hu apna bada yaad rakhna Varna ,Pawan ka toda hai vaisa mat Krna .
Main - haa pura hoga .
Phir ham vaha se vaapas aa gaye
