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Aur fir mai nahane chala gaya. Aur jab naha raha tha tab nahate vakt mai baji ki harkato ke bare me hi soch Raha tha ki baji kaisi kaisi harkate kr Rahi hai. Mujhe baji ki harkat acchi bhi lag Rahi thi aur gussa bhi aa raha tha. Aur aab mai ye dekhna chahta tha ki baji aur kitna age jati hai.
Mera nahana ho gaya to maine apna jism saaf kiya aur kapde pahne aur apne kamre me chala gaya baal vagaire thik karne ke liye. Aur jaise hi mai kamre me gaya vaja baji pahle se hi maujud thi. Aur baji ko is tarah dekh meri ankhe hairat se fati ki fati hi rahe gayi.
Q ki baji gadi pr pith ke bal leti Hui thi aur unhone apni dono tange utha ke apne sir ke piche kr rakhi thi. Aur apni kamar ke niche hath dal ke apni kamar ko upar utha ke apni Gand ka naram gadda mujhe dikha Rahi thi.
Baji ne mujhe dekha aur fir ek smile ke sath boli.
Baji - khubsurat hai na tumhari baji. Tumhe maja ayega apni bahen ki sawari krne me.
Maine baji ki baat pr koi dhyan hi nahi diya aur deta bhi kaise mai to sabse lajawab matko ko ghurne me khoya hua tha baji kya boli mujhe kuch sahi se samjha bhi nahi tha. Mai to din duniya ki khabar se dur tha. Mujhe khabar thi to bas apne baji ke matke ki. Jo mujhe apni badi bahen utha ke dikha Rahi thi. Aur mai unhe kha Jane vali najro se ghur raha tha. Tabhi Mera dhyan baji ki avaj se tuta.
Baji - pasand ayi na mai Bhai loge na meri.
Jb baji ki ye baat mere kano me padi to mujhe hosh aya aur maine baji ke matko se apna dhyan hataya aur apne Baal sawarne ke liye shishe ke age Jake khada ho gaya. Aur apne Baal thik krne laga. To baji firse boli.
Baji - lagta hai mere bhai ko apni badi bahen aise pasand nahi ayi. Pr mujhe pata hai use kaisi pasand aayegi.
Aur baji palat gayi aur apni kamar ko jitna ho sakta tha upar utha liya. Aur fir boli.
Baji - mujhe pata hai mere bhai ko meri bade se matke pasand hai. Bol Bhai ab to karenga na meri sawari.
Mai baji ki ye baat sunke muda aur baji ko dekhne laga ab baji to pahle ke mukable aur bhi jada kayamat barsa rahi thi. Mujhe baji ke bade bhare hue chuttad dekh ke khud pr kabu krna mushkil hone laga tha. Mujhe aab aur ruka nahi Jaa Raha tha. Accha to ye hua tha ki abki bari baji ka muh jamin ki taraf tha to baji mujhe nahi dekh pa Rahi thi. Pr agar vo dekh leti to samajh jati ki Mera control kabhi bhi chhutne vala hai.
Ab mujhe bass ek hi rasta dikhayi Dene laga. Aur vo tha vaha se jald se jald Jane ka. Aur maine vahi Kiya vaha se nikal gaya. Aur sidhe abbu ki help karne dukan pahoch gaya. Aur mai man hi man Khush hone laga. Q ki aab baji khud aage se apni marvane ke liye betab ho rahi thi. Aur aab mai baas mauke ki talash me tha pr usse pahle mai ye dekhna chahta tha ki baji kya kya kr sakti hai. Kis had tak jaa sakti hai. Aur is tarah time bitata gaya. Aur dopahar ka vakt hua abbu ham khana khane Ghar Jane hi vale thi ki.
Baji hamare khane ka tiffin le ayi. Baji ko aise dukan me dekh mujhe hairat bilkul bhi nahi Hui q ki aaj subah se baji jo kr rahi thi us par se andaja lagaya Jaa sakta tha ki vo kuch bhi kr sakti hai.
Baji - abbu mai khana le ayi.
Abbu - beta tujhe takleef krne ki kya jaroorat thi ham Ghar aa jate khana khane.
Baji - abbu ye takleef vali baat thode hi hai ye to sawab vali baat hai. Aur vaise bhi mujhe shadab se Kam tha to ana to tha hi.
Abbu - isse kya Kam tha.
Baji ne ek najar mujhe dekha aur fir itra ke boli.
Baji - abbu vo kal vala kaam mukammal nahi hua hai. To usi ke liye le Jana hai shadab ko.
Baji ki baat sunte hi mai bola.
Mai - abbu mujhe kahi nahi Jana hai
Baji - dekho abbu ye kitna besharam ho gaya hai apno se bado ko mana krne laga hai
Abbu - q bhala q nahi jayega tu kya vajah hai.
Mai - vo abbu vo ........ vo baji tang krti hai
Abbu haste hue bole.
Abbu - ab tum chote bhai ho uske thoda bahot tang to karengi hi na. Ab chala ja khana kha ke.
Baji - nahi abbu ham khana baher hi kha lenge . Tu chal jaldi.
Aur baji ne Mera hath pakda aur mujhe khichte hue le jane lagi aur sath hi abbu se car ki chabhiya bhi le li.
Baji - q aurto ke jaise nakhre kr raha hai. Chal na
Ab mai aur baji car me baith Gaye the. Ab mai bola.
Mai - kal gashtiyo ke paas le gayi thi Aaj kiske pass le jaongi.
Baji - aab to Teri bahen hi teri gashti hai .
Aur fir baji ne apni chuche ko apni kurti ke upar se masalte hue boli.
Baji - Bhai ragad de na mujhe.
Mai ne baji ko aur tadpane ke liye thoda aur natak krne ki socha. Aur maine naraj hone ka natak krte hue bola.
Mai - baji boliye kaha Jana hai.
To baji badi hi adao se boli.
Baji - mujhe to apne shiq ke saath khana khane Jana hai. Mera ashiq bhuka tha to Maine bhi khana nahi khaya.
Mujhe baji ki is baat pr hasi aa gayi pr maine apni hasi dabaye rakhi. Aur gadi ko ek hotel ki taraf dauda diya. Ham hotel chale gaye. To baji ne sabse akhri vale table pa ja baithi aur apna chehra diwar ki taraf kiye hue thi.
Baji - yaha hame koi disturb nahi karenga.
Mai - aap karne kya vali ho Jo log tumhe disturb karenge.
Baji - apne Bhai ko manane vali hu.
Aur tabhi waiter aya to baji ne khane ka order diya. Aur waiter khane ka order leke chala gaya. Aur uske jate hi baji ne Jo Kiya use dekhe mera matha fir gaya maine sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki baji ye sab kr sakti hai.
Baji ne apni kurti ko niche kar gale ke pass se apna ek mamma baher ko nikal liya. Aur idhar udhar najre dauda kr dekhne lagi ki koi dekh to nahi raha hai na. Aur fir mujhe dekh ke boli
Baji - Bhai kaisa hai tujhe bahot pasand hai na isliye nikal liya khayenge kya abhi.
Mai - baji kya kr Rahi ho ghar nahi hai koi bhi dekh sakta hai.
Baji - mujhe kisi ki parvah nahi baas mujhe abhi sirf tujhe manana hai.
Aur baji ne dusra bhi mamma baher nikal liya. To mai aur jada ghabra gaya.
Mai - baji andar kare koi dekh lenga to gajab ho jayega.
Baji - mujhe parvah nahi.
Aur fir baji ne apne done mammo ko table pr rakh Diya aur boli.
Baji - Bhai tumhare liye tumhari baji ke samose taiyyar hai kha lo.
Mai - baji khuda ke liye Aisa Naa karen.
Baji ne haste hue mujhe dekha aur fir vaha rakha hua ketchup liya aur us se apne ek mamme pr smiling face banaya. Aur boli.
Baji - Bhai samose ketchup ke sath aur majedar lagenge kha le Bhai.
Mai baji ki iss harkat se bahot ghabra gaya. Mujhe dar tha ki agar koi dekh lenga to kya honga. Tabhi mujhe piche se waiter hamara order Lata hua dikhayi diya. To mai ghabra ke bola.
Mai - baji waiter aa raha hai andar Dale use dikh jayega. Please please.
Baji - mujhe koi fark nahi padta tum pahle bolo khaonge na tum.
Ab maine ek najar waiter ki taraf dekha vo hamare bahot kareeb pahoch gaya tha to maine jhat se bola.
Mai - haa baji.
aur khud hi apne hatho se pakad ke baji ke mamme unki kurti ke andar dal diye. Maine just andar Dale hi the ki waiter bolia.
Waiter - enjoy your lunch sir and madam.
Aur vo khana rakh ke chala gaya. Pr baji ek bahot badi smile krta hue apne chucho ki darar dikhate hue khana khane lagi. Aur mai apni fati gand ke sath khana khane laga.
