Incest चुदक्कड़ गाँव की रासलीला
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Update 2
Jaggu apne kheton ki taraf wapas aa hi raha tha ki usko saamne se bela aati hui dikhi
jaggu jaldi se bhaag ke bela ke saamne aaya aur usko apni godi me utha liya
bela- chhod Jaggu koi dekh lega....
Jaggu- koi nahi hai yahan meri chhamiya
Phir Jaggu bela ko apne kheton me le aaya aur usne bela ko ek पेड़ se sata ke khada kr diya
bela- jaane de mujhe Jaggu, Haye dard ho raha hai
jaggu- chhod dunga agar mere honthon par ek chumma degi toh
Bela- ramu aa gaya toh aur usne dekh liya toh teri gaanv se arthi uth jayegi
Phir Jaggu zabardasti bela ke honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai toh bela apni takat lagake Jaggu ko jor se dhakka deti hai jisse Jaggu niche gir jaata hai
Phir Bella jaldi se Jaggu ke pait par aake baith jaati aur aage jhuk ke Jaggu ka shirt kheench ke uske chehre ko apne chehre ke kareeb leke aati hai
Aur phir jor se uske honthon ko apne honthon me kaid kar leti hai , bela Jaggu ke hothon ko zabardast tareeke se choomti hai
phir kareeb 1 minute baad bela Jaggu ke uppar se uth ke पेड़ ki chaav me aake baith jaati hai
jaggu bhi aake bela ke bagal me baith jaata hai
jaggu- tujhse bhi ab raha nahi ja raha na bela
bela- haan Jaggu par....
jaggu- toh hum chudai kar lete hain na bela waise bhi Ye sab pichhle 2 saalon se chal raha hai
bela- nahi Jaggu shadi se pehle nahi....
jaggu- main karunga na tere se shadi....
bela- theek hai phir chudai bhi shadi ke baad hi karna
jaggu- kya baat hai bela....??
bela- tu mard nahi namard hai
jaggu- bela ye kuchh zyada hi ho raha hai
bela- tu mujhse shadi karna chahta hai na toh mere haath maang le mere bhai se
jaggu- kyu vo tera baap hai kya
bela- haan..... aur tera bhi
jaggu- tujhe ho kya gaya hai bela, tu bas gusse me mujhse baat karti hai
bela- tu mujhse shadi nahi karna chahta bas meri seal तोड़ना chahta hai na,
jaggu- bas yahi tha tera pyar bela....aaj tune vo bol hi diya jo tere dil me tha
bela- tujhse pyar nahi karti toh pichhle 2 saalon me itne rishton ko mana nahi karti
jaggu- bela main sar utha ke tere bhai se tera haath maangna chahta hoon aur uske liye pehle mujhe kisi layak banna padega....
bela- ye baat main pichhle 2 saalon se sun rahi hoon.... Ab main 24 ki ho chuki hoon aur is saal meri shadi honi pakka hai, ramu ko bhi Shak hone laga hai ki kahin mera kisi ke sath koi chakkar toh nahi!
jaggu- tu meri halat toh samajhti hi hai, ghar ki halat theek nahi hai itni aur ramu ki nazar me meri koi ijjat bhi nahi hai
bela- toh aisi halat me main tujhse shadi nahi kar sakti Jaggu kyunki sirf pyar se pait nahi palta aur kal ko main agar tere se shadi karungi toh tere baccho ko bhi janam dungi aur mujhe sirf mera nahi balki apne bacchon ka bhavisya bhi dekhna hai
jaggu- dekh bela main tujhse bahot pyar karta hoon aur tu bhi mujhse utna hi pyar karti hai , hum dono ek dusre ke bina kabhi nahi reh payenge
bela- toh mere se dhyan hata aur jaldi se jaldi kuchh bhi karke mere bhai ki nazar me apni koi ijjat bana.... phir mujhse shadi karke din raat mujhe chodna main kuchh nahi bolungi
jaggu- haan main jaldi hi kuchh na kuchh bada karunga
bela- acchha theek hai main chalti hoon ab
jaggu- acchha sun chanda ke sath mat ghooma kar vo sali bahot badi chhinaal hai
bela- kyu usne kuchh Kiya kya tera sath?
jaggu- kiya kuchh nahi par sali aise matak-matak ke chalti hai jaise koi raand ho....
bela- jaggu isme uska kya dosh vo toh mujhse bhi zyada चुदासी hai, chanda ko toh koi ladka aankh uthake nahi dekhta hariya chacha ke dar se...
jaggu- hmm.... Ye baat toh hai meri khud pant geeli ho jaati hai hariya chacha ko dekh kar.... Chal mujhe ab kheton me kaam dekhne jaana hai
Bela- theek hai ab kal milti hoon tujhse....
Phir bela apne ghar aa jaati hai
Tyler bhai mast update diya aapne.Update 1
Din ka waqt tha aur suraj theek sar ki uppar , ramu apne kheton me bani ek choti si jhopdi me khaana khaane ko baitha hi tha, tabhi Jaggu uski jhopdi me aa gaya aur apne tiffin ke sath uske bagal me baith gaya
Ramu- bada samay laga diya tune warna toh roj mujhse pehle aa jaata tha
Jaggu- main toh apne samay se hi aaya hoon ramu, tu hi aaj jaldi aa gaya hai....
Ramu- mujhe toh nahi lagta....
Jaggu- rehne de sale tu roj is waqt bua ko pel raha hota hai
Ye bua koi aur nahi champa hi hai, champa 30 saal ki ho gayi hai aur abhi tak uski shadi nahi hui isliye gaanv ke sabhi jawan ladke usko bua kehte hain
Ramu gusse me- माधरचोद, teri maa ko chodu, champa ko tune ab kabhi bhi bua bola toh mera lund aur teri najuk gaand
Jaggu- mere yaar gussa kyu hota hai.......main toh majak kar raha tha hahaha.... waise khaane me kya laya hai ???
Ramu apna tiffin khol ke dekhta hai usme baingan ki sabzi, pyaaj aur roti thi , baingan ki sabzi dekte hi vo bilkul ganda sa muh bana leta hai
Ramu- ye bela bhi na , isko pata hai ki baingan mujhe pasand nahi....
Itne me Jaggu bol padta hai
Jaggu- ye khaana bela ne banaya hai kya?
Ramu- kyu be? Tujhse kya matlab kisi ne bhi banaya ho
Jaggu- nahi ramu main toh ye bol raha tha ki tu ye baingan ki sabzi mujhe dede aur meri gobhi-matar ki sabzi tu lele , mujhe gobhi-matar bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai
Gobhi-matar ka naam sunte hi ramu turant Jaggu ke haathon se uska tiffin le let hai
Ramu apna tiffin Jaggu ko dete hue- waah mere yaar.... Tune toh aaj mera dil hi khush kar diya
Phir dono khana shuru karte hain
Jaggu- ummm.... waah yaar teri behen kya khana banati hai uski shadi hogi toh uska pati kitna khush raha karega
Ramu- ummm.... Teri maa ke haathon me toh jadoo hai jadoo , na zyada mirch masala hai aur namak ekdum barabar.....
Jaggu (maan me)- sale tere liye hi toh maa se teri manpasand ka kam mirch masale wala khana banvake laata hoon jisse teri behen ke haathon ke khaane ka swad le saku aakhir mujhe hi toh tera jija banna hai , jaggu ye soch ke dil hi dil me bahot khush hota hai
Ramu- tu kya bol raha tha Jaggu maine suna nahi....
Jaggu- main toh ye keh raha th ki bela bhi bahot acchha khana banati hai
Ramu- itna mirch masala daalti hai ki jab subah hugta hoon toh angaare nikalte hain
Jaggu- mirch masala agar khaana aur zindagi dono me na ho toh mujhe maza nahi aata ramu....
Ramu- aaj kal tere baat karne ka andaaz badalta ja raha hai , koi chhamiya aa gayi hai kya zindagi me tere????
Jaggu (maan me)- vo chhamiya teri sagi behen hai lodu....
Ramu- sale kahan kho gaya??
Jaggu- kuchh nahi be? Tu apni aur champa ki baatein suna... Kaise sambhaalta hai usko vo toh tujhse poore 6 saal badi hai
Ramu- sale mujhe mauka mile toh main teri maa ke umar wali auraton Ko sambhaal lu
Jaggu- ek baat toh sach me maanna padega bhosdike.... Tune sach me pichhle 1 saal me champa ki chaal badal kar rakh di hai, lagta hai tune usko bahot ragad ragad ke choda hai
Ramu- माधरचोद aisa kya kar diye maine uske saath jo uski chaal hi badal gayi
Jaggu- sale pichhle 1 saal me hi uski gaand chod-chodkar tune itna chaudi kar di hai ki jab vo chalti hai toh uski moti gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai aur mujhse pooch raha hai aisa kya kiya.... Tune usko pataya kaise?
Ramu- lambi kahani hai lodu....
Jaggu- acchha ye toh bata kya tujhe hariya chacha se dar nahi lagta , maanna padega tujhe मादरचोद , tune hariya chacha ke naak ke niche se uski behen champa ko apni bana liya....
Ramu- dar toh lagta hai bhosdike, hariya chacha Seth hiralal ka khaas aadmi hai.... sirf hawas hoti toh main champa ko kabhi ka chhod diya hota par.....
Jaggu (shocked)- matlab
Ramu- main champa ko pyar karne laga hoon Jaggu....
Jaggu- sale tera dimaag toh theek hai na.... Tere se 6 saal badi hai vo, apni hawas ko hawas tak hi simit rakh, champa ke pyar ke chakkar me mat pad....
Ramu- Jaggu , jab tujhe pyaar hoga tab pata chalega, main maanta hoon ki shuru-shuru me mere andar bas champa ke liye hawas thi par ab main usko pyar karne laga hoon aur vo bhi mujhse pyar karti hai
Jaggu- sach... Ye ajooba kab ho gaya ,
Ramu- pata nahi bas ho gaya....
Jaggu phir ramu ko apne gala laga leta hai aur bolta hai- maan gaya bhai tujhe , mujhe laga nahi tha tujhe zindagi me kisi se pyar ho bhi sakta hai
Ramu Jaggu ko dhakka dete hue - hatt Lodu..... माधरचोद.... pyar vo bhi mujhe.... tujhe acting kaisi lagi meri
Jaggu- saale, bhosdike , gaand ke keede.... Tu natak kar raha tha
Ramu- haan meri najuk kali , tujhe kya laga mujhe pyar ho sakta hai kisi se....
Jaggu- bhag sale.... Samay barbaad kar diya mera.... Main chala apne kheton me
Phir Jaggu apna tiffin leke apne kheton me chala aata hai
Mast garmagarm update diya bhai.Update 5
Ramu ghar pahunchta hai toh uski maa savita uski raah dekh rahi hoti hai
Savita ramu ko dekhkar bahot khush ho jaati hai
Savita- kisliye bulaya tha us harami jagirdar ne tujhe....
Ramu dil hi dil me sochta hai ki abhi jagirdar ne bataya nahi ki kaam aakhir kya hai jiske liye vo dumdar rakam bhi dene ko तैयार hai....isliye ramu savita se ye kehke baat ko taal deta hai ki usko abhi bahot bhookh lagi hai
Phir savita uske liye khaana leke aati hai aur phir khaana khaake ramu aangan me so jaata hai
Subah uthke ramu naha-dhoke apne kheton me aa jaata hai
Aaj kheton me zyada koi kaam nahi tha isliye ramu jaldi se kheton me kaam khatam karke apni jhopdi ki taraf aata hai toh dekhta hai ki saamne se champa matakti hui aa rahi thi
Ramu champa ko dekh ke bahot khush ho jaata hai
Ramu - arre champa, tu is waqt?
Champa- kyu re ramu! is waqt nahi aa sakti kya?
Ramu- mera matlab aaj itni jaldi aa gayi , kal kahan thi?
Champa- saara din main apni bhabhi ki hi seva karti rahi ramu.... bhabhi ko kal tej bukhaar tha isliye nahi aayi yahan
Ramu gusse me champa ka haath pakad ke jhopdi ke andar le aata hai, Phir Ramu apna pajama niche karke champa ke baalon ko pakad ke apna lund uske muh me पेल deta hai
Ramu- randi kal iski seva nahi ki uska kya? ab aaj saara din tujhe iski seva karni padegi
Champa- slurp gulp slurp gulp....
Ramu- aahhh champa apne muh me andar tak nigal isko.....
Champa ke muh me hi ramu ka lund khada hone lagta hai toh champa uske lund se apna muh dur kar leti hai
Champa- haye..... ramu Muh me nahi daala kar mujhe pasand nahi aur tera itna mota hai ki mere muh me ghusta hi nahi hai, mujhse nahi hoga ye
Ramu- saali apni chut me isko bada chaav se leti hai aur muh me lene ko natak kar rahi hai.... Chal apna muh khol sab hoga tujhse
Champa darte-darte apna muh kholti hai aur ramu apne lund ko pakad kar uske chehre ke kareeb le aata hai , champa darte-darte ramu ke kaale lund ke gulabi supade ko apne muh me leti hai
Champa- aahhhh aise hi meri raand.... शाबाश...
Champa ne ramu ke lund ko apne muh me le toh liya tha par na vo usko chus rahi thi aur na aage-pichhe kar rahi thi bas apne muh me leke ramu ko dekh rahi thi
Ramu- aahh randi dekh kya rahi hai chus isko.... aam kaise chusti hai ??? Aahhh waise hi chus isko bhi....
Champa phir bade pyar se ramu ke lund ko chusne lagti hai , champa ko ramu ka lund apne muh me andar bahar hote dekh bada acchha lag raha tha vo bade chaav se ramu ka lund apne muh ki gehrayi me andar tak lene lagti hai
Ramu- ahhh champa bas kar aahhhh....
Ramu ka lund poora khada ho gaya tha , uske lund ki moti-moti नसें tan chuki thi , ramu apne lund ko champa ke muh se bahar nikal ke usko khada karta hai aur phir uski chhati se saree ka pallu sarka deta hai aur blouse ke uppar se hi uski moti-moti chuchiyon ko apne haathon se daba-dabake chusne lagta hai
Ramu- aahhh champa kitni badi-badi chuchiyan hain teri.... Uhhhh ummmm
kheton me kaam karne ki wajah se ramu ke haath kisi lohe ki tarah majboot ho gaye the , jab ramu champa ki chuchiyon ko masalta hai toh champa ko aisa mehsoos hota hai jaise koi lohar uski chuchiyon par hathoda maar raha ho
Champa- aahhhh dhere निचोड़ haye ramu.... Aahhhh dard ho raha hai re
Tabhi achanak jhopdi ke bahar se kuchh tootne ki awaaj aati hai , ramu aur champa toh ekdum sakpaka jaate hain
Ramu dhere se jhopdi ke bahar nikal ke dekhta hai.... Jhopdi ke bagal me gamla rakhkha tha aur awaaj uske hi tootne ki thi par wahan jo bhi khada tha vo bhaag nikla tha
Ramu phir jhopdi ke andar aata hai toh dekhta hai ki champa apni saree sahi kar rahi thi
Champa- kaun tha ramu?
Ramu- koi nahi shayad billi hogi.... Tu kahan chali mujhe pyasa chhod ke
Champa- main toh dar hi gayi thi.... Bhabhi ko dawayi dene ka samay ho gaya hai
Ramu- ratna chachi ko ek din mere paas le aa na champa!!!! apne ek hi injection me uska poora bukhaar utaar dunga....
Champa muskura ke- dhatt besharam.... Bada aaya meri bhabhi ka bukhaar utaarne wala
Phir champa wahan se chali jaati h....
MastKahani ke mukhya पात्रों का परिचय-
Ramu
Age-24
Lund- 8 inch lamba 3 inch mota
Ramu ek hatta katta jawan launda hai, apne kheton me kaam karne se leke vo apne ghar ke sabhi kaam me apni maa ki madad karta hai , ramu ka shareer bilkul gathila aur kasa hua hai jisko dekh jawan laundiyan toh kya auraton tak ki chut se ras tapak aata hai
Murli (ramu ka baap) - dead
Role in flashback
Savita (ramu ki vidhwa maa)
Age-43
Figure- 38-36-42
Savita ek vidwa aurat hai , iske pati murli ki 20 saal pehle mrityu ho gayi thi aur tabhi se ye apne dono bachho ko akele paal rahi hai , 20 saal se isne apni pyas ko kisi tarah niyantran me kiya hua hai , savita badi hi dharmik aurat hai apna pooja paath me lagi rehti hai.
Bela (ramu ki behen)
Age-24
Figure- 32-28-34
Bela bahot hi natkhat ladki hai , gaanv me hamesha kahin na kahin ghoomti rehti hai , savita ko hamesha dar laga rehta hai ki kahin koi ladka iski chut na baja jaye isliye savita isko zyada se zyada ghar par hi rok kar rakhti hai par ye maharani apni maa ki ek nahi sunti aur jo iske maan me aata hai vo karti hai
Hariya
Age-40
Lund- 6.5 inch lamba 2 inch mota
Hariya apni sabziyon ke kheton ke bahar chaarpayi laga ke baitha rehta hai. Gaanv ke jagirdar hiralal ki haweli par uske jayej aur najayej sabhi kaam hariya hi dekhta hai par dil hi dil me jagirdar se bahut nafrat karta hai. hariya kisi se zyada baat nahi karta bas matlab ki baat hi karta hai
Ratna (hariya ki patni)
Age-40
Figure- 36-34-38
Ratna ek gharelu aur chudakkad aurat hai. Hariya iske uppar bilkul bhi dhyan nahi deta bas apne kheton me rehta hai aur raat ko bhi kheton me hi so jaata hai isliye ye apni chut ki aag thandi karne ke liye baigan ya mooli ka sahara leti hai aur harqatein toh iski kisi raand se kam nahi hain, iski ek ladies tailor ki dukaan bhi hai
Chanda (hariya aur champa ki beti)
Age-22
Figure- 34-28-36
Chanda bhi bela ki tarah bahot natkhat hai isliye ratna bhi isko ghar se zyada bahar nikalne nahi deti bas ye apne bapu ke kheton me uski madad karne ke liye jaati hai aur maan hi maan ye bhi jaanti hai ki uska bapu isko gandi nazar se dekhta hai
Champa (hariya ki behen)
Age-30
Figure- 36-32-38
Champa ek maanglik ladki thi isliye kabhi iski shadi nahi hui , iske liye bahot rishte aaye par iski kundli dekh kisi ne bhi isse rishta nahi kiya, par poore gaanv me ek he mard hai jo isko samajhta hai aur vo hain ramu , champa ramu se bahot pyar karti hai aur chhup chhup ke kheton me ramu ke lund se apni chut marwaya karti hai
Jaggu (ramu ka dost)
Age-24
Lund- 6.5 inch lamba 2 inch mota
Jaggu ramu ka langotiya yaar hai par Jaggu ki nazar ramu par kam aur uski behen bela par zyada rehti hai , Jaggu bas bela ki chut maarne ke chakkar me rehta hai par Jaggu sirf bela ki chut hi maarna nahi chahta balki bela se shadi karke usko apne bacche ki maa bhi banana chahta hai , dhere dhere bela ke prati iski hawas ab pyar ka roop lene lagi hai
Mala (Jaggu ki maa)
Age-42
Figure- 36-34-40
Mala ek bholi bhali aurat hai , Jaggu ke paida hone ke 1 saal baad hi iska pati kisi randi ke sath bhaag gaya tha aur tabhi se ye akeli hi Jaggu ka paal rahi hai , jab bhi apni chut ki garmi mitani hoti hai toh ye baingan mooli se kaam chala leti hai aur jab bhi savita ke ghar aati hai toh ramu ko tirchi nazaron se ghoor ghoor kar zaroor dekhti hai aur iski ek mithayi ki dukaan hai jisse iska ghar chalta hai
Seth Hiralal
Age- 48
Lund- 6 inch lamba 1.5 inch mota
Ye gaanv ke jagirdar hain apni haweli me rehte hain , har raat gaanv ki ek jawan ladki iske bistar me soti hai aur hariya iska chamcha hai vo hi har raat Seth ke liye jawan ladki ka jugad karta hai aur Seth Hiralal ke chote bade sabhi dhandhe hariya hi dekhta hai, Seth hiralal ke aage gaanv ka har aadmi apna sar jhukata hai.
Sethani rohini (Seth hiralal ki dusri patni)
Age-32
Fig- 36-32-38
Ye koi bala ki Khoobsurat toh nahi par aisa dikhti hai ki buddhe bhi jawani ki दुआ करें। Seth hiralal se shadi kiye hue isko poore 4 saal ho gaye hain par abhi tak isko koi baccha nhi hua, Seth ki pehli patni duniya me nahi hai , sethani rohini dusre gaanv ke jagirdar ki eklauti beti hai aur sethani rohini par itna paisa hai jitna Seth hiralal ke dada-pardada ne bhi nahi dekha hoga.
Dolly (Seth hiralal ki pehli patni ki beti)
Age- 25
Fig- 34-28-38
Seth hiralal ki tarah iski beti bhi ghamandi hai, apne baap ke paison ko paani ki tarah bahati hai aur ada aisi jaise kahin ki maharani ho isme bas do cheeze acchhi hain, ek iske bade-bade तोंप jo iski chhati par hain aur dusri vo jo iske jaangho ke beench chhupi hui hai
Shanno
Age-30
Fig- 36-32-36
Haweli me naukrani ka kaam karti hai, gaanv ki sabse badi chhinaal aurat hai, sethani rohini ke sabhi kaam shanno hi dekhti hai, iski shadi ho chuki hai aur iska pati sharabi hai bahot sharab peeta hai jo ghar par kam aur naali me zyada pada milta hai, shanno ka gora chitta jism dekh sabhi ka lauda khada ho jaye aur chaal kisi raand se kam nahi aur aankhein aisi jaise koi x-ray machine ho, aadmi ko pehli nazar me hi dekhkar sab samajh jaati hai.
Zaheer (गाण्डू) - ramu ka dost
Age- 24
Zaheer ramu ka dost kam uska aashiq zyada hai.... Patli si kamar koi isko pichhe se dekhe toh ladki samjhe aur baatein bhi ladkiyon wale andaaj me karta hai bas abhi tak isne apni gaand nahi marwayi hai kyunki darta hai agar iski ammi Rubina ko pata chal gaya toh!!!!
Rubina (Zaheer ki ammi)
Age- 42
Fig- 36-32-36
Rubina gaanv ki doodhwali hai, ye doodh बेचती hai भैंस ka apna nahi! Rubina ne 4 भैंसों ko पाला hua hai , iska aadmi dur शहर me kaam karta hai aur saal me 1-2 baar hi aata hai , chut ki aag isko hamesha pareshaan karti rehti hai, jab bhi ye ghar se bahar gaanv me nikalti hai toh iski gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai jise dekh ke jawan mard kya kisi buddhe ka lund bhi khada hoke salam karne lagta hai
Lubna (Zaheer ki behen)
Age-23
Fig- 32-28-32
Lubna jaisa naam waise hi iski rangat , ye ekdum doodh jaisi gori hai, dil hi dil me ramu se pyar karti hai par kabhi usse baat karne ki himmat nahi ki , ye zyada kisi se baat nahi karti par isse baat karne ke liye gaanv ka har ek jawan launda pagal rehta hai, ab ye मछली kiske jaal me aake phasti hai vo toh kahani me hi pata chalega....
Dhanno (ramu ki mousi)
Age-45
Fig- 38-36-40
Dhanno savita ki बहन hai jo dusre gaanv me rehti hai , dhanno ek gharelu aurat hai jo saara din apne pati pyarelal ki सेवा me lagi rehti hai kyunki iske pati ko 10 saal pehle लकवा maar gaya tha jisse pyarelal ki kamar ke niche ke shareer ne kaam karna band kar diya isliye raat me dhanno ko jo kuchh samay milta hai usme ye apni chut ko masalti rehti hai aur din me phir se ye apni pati aur bete ki सेवा me lag jaati hai bas aise hi iski zindagi guzar rahi hai
Bheema (dhanno ka beta)
Age- 27
Lund- 6 inch lamba 2 inch mota
Bheema ramu ki hi tarah ek kisaan hai jo saara din apne kheton me mehnat karta rehta hai aur isko daaru peene ka bada shoukh hai par dhanno isko peene nahi deti, Bheema ki shadi ho chuki hai aur iski ek sundar biwi bhi hai aur ye bhi bada chudakkad type ka aadmi hai
Lata (Bheema ki patni)
Age-24
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Lata ek patni dharam nibhane wali gharelu aurat hai hamesha apne saas aur pati ki सेवा me lagi rehti hai par isko zyada koi bhaav nahi deta khud iska pati Bheema bhi nahi aur iski saas vo toh isko itna taana maarti hai ki agar koi aur ladki hoti toh kabhi ka ghar chhod ke bhaag gayi hoti aur lata hai ki hamesha apni saas aur pati ka dil jeetne me lagi rehti hai
Nice update.Update 8
Ramu apni ghar ki taraf aa raha hota hai, gaanja phookne ki wajah se uska dimaag kaam nahi kar raha tha, raaste me usko Jaggu ki maa mala ka khyal aaya. Jaggu kheton me gaanja phook ke jhogdi me so raha tha aur mala ghar par akeli thi , ramu ne socha ki shayad mala ke sath koi baat ban jaye isliye vo Jaggu ke ghar aa jaata hai
Ramu bina darwaza khatkaye hi ghar ke andar aa jaata hai
Mala- arre ramu tum is waqt....??
Ramu- Jaggu kahan hai kaki?
Mala- vo toh abhi tak ghar nahi aaya....
Ramu ghoor-ghoorke mala ki badi-badi तोपों ko dekhne lagta hai, mala uski nazar ka pichha karti hai aur sakpaka jaati hai ki aise kya dekha raha hai....
Ramu mala ki aankhon me aankhein daalkar uski badi-badi chuchiyon ko kisi darinde ki tarah ghoor raha tha, isse pehle mala koi harqat karti , ramu bina kuchh bole jaldi se mala ko darwaze se satake apni chaudi chhati se laga leta hai
Mala- ahhhh chhod , kya ho gaya hai tujhe , pagal toh nahi ho gaya tu ramu ?
Ramu- haan main pagal ho gaya hoon........ Aur aisa bolte hi ramu mala ke gaalon ko choomne lagta hai
Mala- aahhhh chhod ramu beta, kya ho gaya hai tujhe?
Ramu mala ki ek nahi sunta aur uske raseele honthon par apne honth rakh deta hai aur kisi darinde ki tarah mala ke honthon ko chusne lagta hai
Mala ke muh se bas "mmmm mmmm" awaj nikal rahi thi , tabhi mala ne jhatke se ramu ko jor se dhakka diya jisse ramu ka haath mala ki kamar se hat gaya aur ramu mala se alag ho gaya
Tabhi achanak ghar me Jaggu aa gaya....
Jaggu- arre ramu, tu apne ghar nahi gaya?
Ramu ka toh jaise poora nasha hi utar gaya
Ramu- vo main yahan kaki se dahi lene aaya tha....
Mala- Jaggu beta dahi khatam ho gayi hai, zara apni dukaan khol ke dahi leke aa....
Jaggu- main abhi leke aaya maa....
Jaggu ke jaane ke baad mala aage aake chataak!! se ek chaanta ramu ke gaal par jad deti hai
Mala- kameene tujhse thoda has ke baat kya kar li tu toh hawas ke bhookhe kutte ki tarah mere hi uppar chadhne laga.... Ruk abhi teri maa ko tere baare me batati hoon
Ramu ki jaise gaand fat gayi vo turant mala ka haath pakad leta hai - nahi kaki , mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha, bhool ho gayi mujhse maaf kar do , aage se aisi galti nahi hogi, maa se kuch mat bolo is baare me....
Mala apne ghar se bahar nikal jaati hai aur ramu ke ghar ki taraf jaane lagti hai
Ramu phir se jaake pichhe se mala ka haath pakad leta hai- nahi kaki aapko meri kasam, aap maa se kuchh nahi bologi
Mala- dur hat kameene..... aaj maaf kar rahi hoon, aage se aisi harqat mere sath karne ki sapne me bhi socha na toh poore gaanv ke saamne tujhe nanga kar dungi
Ramu samajh gaya tha ki josh me aake vo apne hosh kho baitha tha.... Nashe me ramu ne bahot badi galti ki thi, ramu apne aap ko gariyate hue apne ghar aa jaata hai
Savita ghar ke darwaze par khadi ramu ki raah dekh rahi thi
Savita- ramu kahan chala gaya tha? Ye koi samay hai ghar aane ka
Ramu- maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai , kuchh khaane ko do pehle.... Main bada ho gaya hoon baccha nahi hoon jo tere har sawal ka jawab dunga....
Mala ke thappad aur baaton se ramu gusse me tha aur ye koi pehli baar nahi tha ki ramu apni maa par gussa kar raha tha, hamesha ramu apni maa par hi saara gussa ugalta tha par savita uske gusse ka kabhi bura nahi maanti thi
Ramu haath-muh dhoke khaana khaane baith gaya
Ramu- maa meri peeth dard ho rahi hai....
Savita- jab tu sone jayega tab main teri peeth ki maalish kar dungi
Ramu khaana khaata hai aur savita apne bete ko dekhti rehti hai aur khaana khaane ke baad ramu apna haath-muh dhoke aangan me khatiye par sone aa jaata hai
Tabhi savita sarso ki तेल ki bottle leke aati hai
Savita- ramu chal jaldi se apna kurta उतार
Ramu apni maa ki baat maan ke apna kurta उतार deta hai , jaise hi ramu ki chaudi mardana chhati savita ke aankhon ke saamne aati hai toh savita ki nazar sharam ke maare apne aap hi niche jhuk jaati hai
Savita hamesha se hi apne pati murli ki chhavi apne bete ramu me dekhti aayi thi , ramu apne baap murli ki tarah hi ek hatta katta mard ban gaya tha ya aisa bhi keh sakte hain ki ramu apne baap murli se bhi zyada balwan aur takatwar ban gaya tha 24 saal ki umar me.... Ramu jab 4 saal ka tabhi murli guzar gaya aur jaise-jaise ramu bada hota gaya waise-waise savita apne bete ramu se hi aakarshit hoti gayi isliye savita ne kabhi kisi dusre gair mard se samabandh nahi banaye.
Savita dil hi dil me ye chahti thi ki ramu usse baat kare par ramu din raat kheton me hi apna paseena bahake mehnat karta rehta tha , savita hamesha ramu se baat karne ka koi na koi bahana khojti rehti thi aur bahane se uske shareer ko chhu bhi liya karti thi , ramu ko chhune bhar se hi savita ko jo sukh milta tha vo bas savita hi jaanti thi
Ramu khatiya par late jaata hai aur savita uske bagal me baith jaati hai aur apne haathon me तेल lekar halke-halke haathon se ramu ki peeth ki maalish karne lagti hai
Ramu- aahhhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai maa.... Thoda dum lagake kar maa...
Savita- kaise dum lagake karu lalla!! Mujhse theek se baitha bhi nahi ja raha....
Ramu- maa meri kamar par baith ja aur phir acchhe se dum lagake kar
Savita- lalla teri kamar toot gayi toh...
Ramu- meri haddiyan bahot majboot hain maa.... Tu baith Kuch nahi hoga mujhe
Savita- haye lalla.... Nahi main nahi baith sakti.... Kuchh ho gaya toh saara dosh tu mujhe hi dega
Ramu- maa tujhe apne doodh par bharosa nahi hai kya.... Meri haddiyan tere doodh ki bani hain , kuch bhi nahi hoga.... Tu baitha ja meri kamar par jaldi se
Ramu ke muh se apne doodh ki baat sunke savita ki dono jaanghon ke beench ajeeb si bijli दौड़ jaati hai jisse uski chut me ras aane lagta hai , aaj saalon baad pehli baar uski chut se apne aap hi ras nikal aaya tha
Savita jaldi se apni mastani chaudi gaand uthake ramu ki kamar par baith jaati hai aur daba-dabakar maalish karne lagti hai
Savita- tu itna kaam kyu karta hai lalla.... Thoda aaraam bhi kiya kar. Jab dekho tab apne bapu ki tarah kheton me laga rehta hai. Duniya me aur bhi bahot kuchh hai
Ramu- jaise?
Savita- teri behen ab 25 saal ki ho gayi hai uski shadi ki umar bhi dhere dhere nikal rahi hai
Ramu- maa bela ki shadi main is saal hi karunga vo bhi badi धूमधाम se....
Savita- sach..... aur main teri maa mujhe..... Itna kehke savita chup ho jaati hai
Ramu pichhe dekhkar- tujhe kya maa?
Savita ka chehra laal ho jaata hai
Savita- mere liye 1-2 saree hi le aata bazar se....
Ramu- maa jab शहर jaunga toh tere liye 1-2 kya poore 4 saree leke aaunga alag-alag rangon ki....
Savita dhere-dhere apne bete ramu ki peeth ki maalish karti hai aur kab dono ko neend aa jaati hai pata nahi chalta....
Subah savita ki aankh khulti hai toh vo khud ko ramu ki baahon me chipki hui paati hai , savita ki chhati se saree hati hui thi aur ramu ka muh savita ki badi-badi chuchiyon ki darar me tha.... Ye dekh Savita ek jhatke ke sath ramu se dur hoke uske chehre ko dekhti hai , ramu ko dekhkar savita ko lagta hai vo gehri neend me hai aur ye sab bas neend me hui ek ghatna hai....
Phir Savita uthke chali jaati hai aur uske jaane ke 1 ghante baad ramu ki neend khulti hai
Mast update. Double meaning dialogue bhout hi mast kar rahe hai. Nice story.Update 11
Ramu apne dost Zaheer ke sath uske ghar pahunch jaata hai
Ramu dekhta hai ki Zaheer ki ammi Rubina aangan me baithi bhains ka doodh दुह rahi thi....
Rubina ne hare rang ki salwar kameez pehni hui thi , bhains ke थन se zyada badi-badi uski chuchiyan saamne ki taraf latak rahi thi , aisa lag raha tha ki uski chuchiyan uski kameez फाड़कर bahar aa jayengi....
Rubina gadrayi hui aurat thi , badi-badi moti-moti gaand, badi badi थन jaisi chuchiyan aur sabse jyada dil chhu lene wale uske honth jo har waqt ras se bhare rehte the
Zaheer achanak se kahin gayab ho jaata hai.... Ramu aangan me dhere se chalke aata hai toh Rubina ko mehsoos ho jaata hai ki koi uske pichhe khada hai
Rubina- arre ramu tu kab aaya??
Ramu- kaki bas abhi aaya hoon....
Rubina- tujhse kitni baar bola hai mujhe kaki mat bola kar.......
Ramu Rubina ki badi-badi chuchiyon ko dekhkar sochte hue- itne mote-mote थन hain uffff jitna निचोड़ो utna kam
Rubina ramu ki nazar ka pichha karti hai- aise kya dekh raha hai मुऐ?
Ramu- kuchh nahi... Aap hi bata do kya bolu?
Rubina- kuchh bhi bol bas kaki mat bol.... Mujhe pasand nahi koi mujhe kaki bole....
Ramu kuch soch ke- theek hai phir main tumhe pyar se ruby bolunga
Rubina sharma jaati hai- dhatt.... Koi sunega toh kya kahega?
Ramu- theek hai phir main kaki hi bolunga tujhe
Rubina- nahi, ruby hi theek hai.... Aur aisa kehke Rubina sharma jaati hai
Ramu- toh ruby ye bhains doodh nahi de rahi kya? Kabse dekh raha hoon tum iska थन sehla rahi ho....
Rubina jaise hi ramu ke muh se apna naam sunti hai toh uska chehra tamatar ki tarah laal ho jaata hai
Rubina- haan re ramu... Pata nahi kya ho gaya hai meri bhainso ko aajkal
Ramu- ruko ruby main dekhta hoon.... Bhains ka doodh दुहने se pehle थन ki acchhe se maalish karni padti hai
Ramu Rubina ke pichhe baith jaata hai aur Rubina thoda aage ki taraf khisak jaati hai , Rubina ke haath bhains ke थन par the aur तेल se bheege hue the.... Ramu apne haathon par तेल lagake थन ki acchhe se maalish karne lagta hai , dono ek haath ek dusre ke haathon se chhune lagte hain jiska seedha asar dono ke गुप्तांगों par hota hai , ramu ke haath chhune bhar se hi rubina ki phooli hui chut se ras tapak ne lagta hai aur ramu ka lund uski dhoti me khada hone lagta hai
Ramu Rubina se chipak ke theek uske pichhe hi baitha tha , ramu ka lund shayad Rubina ki gaand ki darar me chubh raha tha Isliye Rubina aage ki taraf sarakne ki koshish kar rahi thi
Ramu apne haathon ki madad se rubina ke haathon se bhains ke थन ko jor jor se daba-dabake doodh दुहने lagta hai
Ramu- dekho ruby aise kas-kaskar maalish karne se jaldi doodh bahar nikal aata hai
Rubina ko aisa mehsoos ho raha tha jaise ramu uski badi-badi chuchiyon ki maalish karke uska doodh निकाल raha ho
Rubina- haan re ramu tu toh badi acchhi maalish karta hai , dekh doodh nikalne laga....
Ramu ka lund khada hoke bilkul kadak ho jaata hai aur Rubina ke gaand ki darar me jor jor se chubhne lagta hai , Rubina ko aisa lagta hai jaise pichhe se koi uske gaand ki darar me hathoda maar raha ho
Rubina sisak uthti hai - aahhhh
Ramu- kya hua ruby????
isse pehle ramu koi harqat karta, Rubina kisi ke aane ki awaaj se turant uthke khadi ho jaati hai, tabhi zaheer achanak se lubna ke sath aangan me aa jaata hai
Ramu- tu kahan gayab ho gaya tha ??
Zaheer- bhai vo lubna ke sath Birju ki dukaan se ghar ka kuchh राशन lene gaya tha
Tabhi ramu aur lubna ek dusre ko dekhte hain, lubna ramu ko dekhkar Sharma jaati hai aur apne kamre me ghus jaati hai
Ramu- ruby.... apna sar jhatak ke- mera matlab kaki ye lubna itna sharmati kyu hai mujhe dekhkar....
Rubina- vo toh sabhi ko dekhkar sharmati rehti hai.... sun zaheer zara ramu ke liye apne mamu ki shadi ki मिठाईयां leke aana rasoyi se
Zaheer phir rasoyi se ek mithayi ka ek dabba leke aata hai aur ramu ko pakda deta hai
Ramu- namaste kaki, Maine aapka doodh दुह diya hai, ab main chalta hoon....
Rubina gusse se ek nazar ramu ko dekhti hai jaise usko kaccha chaba jayegi....
Ramu Zaheer se ghar se mithayi leke nikal jaata hai...
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