Update 9
Dopahar me main aur mummy ek sath lunch kar rahe the, mummy thoda serious lag rahi thi.
Mummy abhi kuch samay pehle itna khushi khushi aunty se baatein kar rahi thi aur ab pata nahi mummy ko kya ho gaya ki ekdum chupchap baithi hui hain, mujhe laga tha ki mummy mujhe seduce karenge aur main bhi ab mummy se khulke baat karunga lekin yahan to khade lund par dhokha ho gaya tha.
Main - mummy kya baat hai, Aap itna chupchap kyu baithi ho ?
Mummy - vo tere papa ?
Main - papa ne kuchh kaha kya aapse ?
Mummy - nahi....... actually tere papa se permission leni thi ?
Main - kisliye ?
Mummy - teri nani ke ghar jaane ke liye.
Main - bas itni si baat hai, main kisliye baitha hoon , aap chinta mat karo, main raat tak unse permission le lunga
Mummy (muskurati hui)- sach me ?
Main - haan mummy , aapko pata nahi ki hum baap aur bete me baap - bete ka rishta aisa hai jaisa do jigri aur sacche doston ka hota hai.
Mummy (sharmati hui) - haan mere laal mujhe pata hai ki tum baap bete kitne acchhe dost ho aur kaisi kaisi baatein karte ho.
Main - matlab papa ne aapko sab bata diya?
Mummy - tere papa mujhse kuchh chhupa sakte hain bhala
Mummy ki is baat se main thoda sharminda ho gaya aur chupchap lunch karne laga , mummy mujhe sharminda dekhkar muskurati rahi lekin kuch boli nahi
Lunch karne ke baad main uthkar apne room me aake so gaya aur phir seedha 6 bje soke utha. Mera cigerette peene ka mann ho raha tha isliye apne takiye ke niche se cigerette ka dabba aur lighter lekar chhat par aa gaya
Maine cigerette jalaya aur kash kheenchte hue kuchh sochne laga, Tabhi pichhe se kisi ne mere kandhe par haath rakha to mere dil ki dhadkan maano achanak se tham gayi, maine jaldi se palatkar pichhe dekha to papa khade the apne ek haath me whisky ka khamba lekar aur dusre haath me kuchh plastic ki glasses aur ice cubes the, papa ko dekhkar mere dil ko rahat mili.
Papa - yar ye koi jagah hai cigerette peene ki abhi meri biwi ne dekh liya to dikkat ho jayegi
Main - vo papa, i am sorry
Papa - kitna baar bola hai tujhse ye akele me papa mat bola kar, ek dost ki tarah baat kiya kar, chal aaja storeroom me whisky peete hain
Main - nahi yar gopal mera aaj mann nahi hai
Papa - koi baat nahi mera sath to de sakta hai, mere liye peg bana diyo
Main (kuchh sochkar) - acchha theek hai chal
Phir hum chhat par hi ek storeroom me aa gaye, yahi hum baap bete ke nashe karne ka adda tha, yahin papa daaru peeke mujhe chudai ka gyan dete phirte the
Hum storeroom me do lakdi ki tooti hui kursi par baith gaye aur saamne pade ek toote hue table par papa ne whisky rakh diya phir maine papa ke liye whisky aur ice cube glass me daalke ek mast peg banaya
Papa (whisky peete hue) - aur yar tujhse koi ladki pati ya nahi ?
Maine soch liya tha ki aaj papa ko jassi ke baare me bata hi deta hoon, nahi to ye mujhe phir se chudai ka gyan pelne lagenge aur main ye sab sun sunkar ekdum pak chuka tha
Main - haan yar gopal, maine pata bhi li aur chod bhi di
Papa - kya baat kar raha hai, tune kab pataya aur choda mujhe khabar tak nahi hui
Main - sab kuch bataunga lekin ek shart par
Papa - teri jo bhi shart hogi mujhe manjoor hai
Main - soch le gopal?
Papa - soch liya tu bata kaun hai vo ladki jisne tere lund ke maze liye
Main - vo koi aur nahi balki tere business partner ki beti jassi hai
Papa (shocked) - kya ? Tune mujhe pehle kyu nahi bataya
Main - i am sorry yar, itni jaldi sab kuchh kaise bata deta tujhe
Papa - koi baat nahi, main samajh sakta hoon. Kitne time se tera mere business partner jagbeer ki beti ke sath chakkar chal raha hai
Main - college ke time se
Papa (shocked) - kya ?
Main - aur college me hi maine usko thok diya tha aur tabhi se uski leta aa raha hoon
Papa - pyar karta hai ya sirf hawas hai ?
Main - arre yar kya batau is sawal ka jawab main khud aaj tak nahi khoj paya, sach bolu to itni moti moti chuchi aur chaudi gaand mujhe kahan masalne ko milti, tu to janta hai ki punjabi maal kitni mast hoti hai, lekin
Papa - lekin kya ?
Main - lekin main bhale hi usse pyar nahi karta par kahin na kahin uski parwah karta hoon aur jassi bechari mujhse andha pyar karti hai.
Papa - sone ka anda dene wali murgi hai yar....
Main (kuchh sochkar) - papa mode change karo, main kuchh samjha nahi
Papa - arre beta , tune sone ka anda dene wali murgi ko fasaya hai
Main - kaise ?
Papa - arre uski maa harpreet itne bade Ghar ki ladki hai ki tu soch bhi nahi sakta
Main - aur uncle ?
Papa - jagbeer ek middle class family se hai, bas usne ek kaam apni zindagi me acchha kiya hai ki usne Harpreet ko apne pyar ke jaal me phasa liya aur usse shadi kar li
Main - papa mujhe isse koi matlab nahi hai aur na hi mujhe paise ki bhookh hai, mummy aur aap mere liye jitna karte ho wahi mere liye bahut hai, mujhe isse zyada kuchh nahi chahiye papa
Papa - mera vo matlab nahi tha beta, main bas tujhe itna batana chahta tha ki maine aur tere uncle jagbeer ne saath me business khada kiya tha tab mere share 50 percent the lekin aaj mere share bas 20 percent reh gaye hain, tere uncle ne pichhle kuchh saalon me mere 30 percent shares khareed liye hain jisse ab business me jo bhi decisions hote hain vo tere uncle lete hain aur unke galat decisions ki wajah se business me loss ho raha hai, business ko doobne se bachane ke liye mujhe apne shares ke kuchh hisse samay samay par bechne pad gaye aur jiss kisi ne bhi shares khareede usse tere uncle ne sauda kar liya aur jo bhi paise mujhe shares bechkar mile the vo maine business me dobara laga diye
Main - papa uncle ne aisa kyu kar rahe hain? Ye to mujhe saaf saaf fraud nazar aa raha hai
Papa - haan beta lekin uske pichhe jagbeer ka dimaag nahi hai, vo to sala ullu hai, koi aur hi hai jo ye khel.... khel raha hai.
Main - kaun?
Papa - mujhe nahi pata beta?
Main (dusra peg banakar dete hue) - papa koi baat nahi, aapke paas kya kam paisa hai
Papa - beta hum Paanch bhai behen hain aur waise bhi beta jab kisi ka bura waqt aata hai to uske saath koi khada nahi rehta yahan tak ki pariwar wale bhi saath chhod dete hain
Main - ye aap kaisi baatein kar rahe ho papa, do peg me hi hil gaye kya?
Papa ki aankhon me aansu the
Papa - beta meri ek baat yaad rakha ki main aur teri maa hamesha tere saath khade rahenge chahe duniya edhar ki udhar ho jaye aur apna jeevan saathi kisi samajhdar ladki ko chunna jo zindagi bhar tumhari dhaal bankar tumhare sath khadi rahe, tumhari maa bhi zindagi bhar meri dhaal bankar khadi rahi hai nahi to mujhe khud pata nahi mera kya hota
Main - papa aap to emotional ho gaye, hum isse aage aisi baatein aur nahi karenge please
Papa - ok beta
Main - acchha abhi aapne mujhse kuchh samay pehle ek vaada kiya tha, dhyan hai na bhool to nahi gaye
Papa - vo vaada maine tujhse nahi apne dost se kiya hai
maine apna mode change kiya
Main - gopal yar, mujhe teri biwi ke sath uski saas ke ghar jaana hai
Papa (shocked) - kya ?
Main - haan bol de na yar, bhabhi ke sath jaane de na please
Papa (gusse me) - nahi beta aisa nahi ho sakta
Papa ne achanak gusse me apna mode change kar diya tha.
Main - papa aapne nani ko mera number diya tha na
Papa - mujhe laga ki teri nani ko tujhse baat karni hogi , 25 saal baad unka phone aaya tha isliye maine tera number de diya
Main - papa main mummy ke sath nani ke ghar jaunga aur maine mummy ko mana liya hai aap chinta mat karo hum subah jayenge aur raat tak ghar aa jayenge
Papa - kya sach me teri maa maan gayi apni maa ke ghar jaane ke liye, Phir to usne apne sautele baap ke baare me bhi bataya hoga jo ki bas 1-2 mahine ke andar marne hi wala hai
Main - haan papa, lekin aap sab unse nafrat kyu karte hain
papa - usne teri maa ke asli baap ka sab kuchh chaalbaaji se apne naam karwa liya par iska fal usko mil gaya
main - matlab ?
papa - itna sab kuch usne apne bete yani teri maa ke sautele bhai ke liye kiya tha, jo ki ab is duniya me hi nahi hai, jiske liye usne itna kuchh kiya wahi nahi raha, teri sauteli mami vidhva hain jiske do bacche hai ek ladki aur ek ladka
main (shocked) - kya ?
Papa - gaon me tumhe kuchh aur bhi baatein pata chal jayengi, tum apni maa ke saath apni nani ke ghar ja sakte ho par apni maa ka khyal rakhna
Main - papa aap mummy ki chinta mat karo, main mummy ko apni jaan se bhi zyada mehfooz rakhunga
Papa - uski jaan to tujhme basti hai, apna bhi khyal rakhna
Main - haan papa, ab main chalta hoon mujhe bhookh lag rahi hai
Papa - theek hai tum jao main bas ek aur peg khatam karke aata hoon
Phir main niche living hall me aa gaya.