माँ के कामुक किस्से
#08Main Room main aake jaldi se ek lower aur t-shirt pehen k baith jaata hu,Meri Gand buri tarah phat rahi thi main baar baar darwaje ki taraf dekh raha tha, ki kisi bhi samay meri Maa andar aake mujhpe baras sakti haiPar kaafi samay tak jab sannata pasra rehta hai, toh mujhe kuch kuch shanti milni suru ho gayi thiMain darte hue kamre k bahar aata hu.. darwaje k bahar toh aise nikal raha tha jaise koi Chor hoMain sab taraf dekhta hu, ki Maa kahi ass pass toh nahi par mujhe kahi bhi Maa nazar nahi aatiMain dhire se darte hue Ghar k bahar nikal aata huBahar aake kahi mujhe rahat ki saans aati hai,Aur main jaldi jaldi waha se dur nikal aana chahta tha, pehle sochta hu ki Savita Chachi k yaha jau par phir Pitaji k pass Chakki ki taraf chal deta huMain Chakki Pahuchta hu toh mujhe Pitaji kahi nahi dikhte,Waise Aaj Tak maine chakki k bare main kuch nahi batayaPitaji ki Chakki Gaon se thoda hat k hai, keh sakte hai ki ek hisab se Gaon k ek kone main haiAur ye pure Gaon ki eklauti chakki bhi hai, esliye kaam ki kabhi koi Kami nahi rahiMain Chakki main pitaji ko dhundte hue edhar udhar dekhne lagta hu"Monu.. beta, Kundan Bhaiya jara kuch jaruri kaam kar rahe, piche waale kamre main"Ye Saalon se chakki ka kaam Sambhalne waale Jabbar Chacha ki aawaz thiInki Umar bhi 40+ thi, aur jabse main paida hua hu, inhe yahi dekha haiInka apna koi pariwar nahi hai, yahi Chakki k piche hi ek kamra hai jaha ye rehte haiJi ha Jabbar Chacha ne jis kamre ki baat abhi abhi kahi thi, wo unka hi wahi kamra thaWaise wo sari jameen hamari hi hai, aur Pitaji aksar wahi din main aaram kar lete thayMain Jabbar Chacha ki baat sunkar us taraf Jane lagta hu toh Chacha mujhe rok lete hai"Beta.. Kundan Bhaiya ne mana Kiya hai, ki unhe pareshan na kare... Bahut jaruri Kaam main Lage hue hai"Mujhe samajh nahi aata ki aisa konsa kaam hai, jiski wajah se khud unka beta waha nahi ja saktaPar main es baat pe jada dhiyan nahi deta, aur Chakki main pitaji k baithne waali jagah yani gaddi pe aake baith jaata huAur apna Mobile nikal k usmain game khelna suru kar deta huMujhe Samay ka pata hi nahi chalta, main puri tarah Game main vyast thaSayad 30-40 minute ho gaye tha, par mujhe samay ka dhiyan hi kaha tha"kaise ho.. Monu"Tabhi mere kaano main ek khanakti hui aawaz sunai padti haiMain apna sar uper utha k dekhta hu, toh mere samne mere Pados main rehne waali Anokhi bhabhi khadi thi
Paseene main bheegi hui, saree ka pallu thoda ast-byast sa.. aur unki Badi badi sudol Chuchiyon par se thoda hata huaUfff Anokhi bhabhi behad Haseen lag rahi thi, main toh jaise unki Khubsurati main kho aa gaya thaAnokhi Bhabhi meri halat dekh k Muskurate hue"Bus bhi karo, Devar ji kitna tadoge apni Bhabhi ko"Mujhe jaise hosh aata hai aur main bhi haste hue jawab deta hu, waise ye pehli baar tha jab Anokhi bhabhi ne mujhe yu Devar ji kehke sambhodhit kiya tha"ab agar Bhabhi aisi hogi, toh bechare kisi Devar ki Kiya galti.. "Bhabhi Muskurate hue"Soch lo, bhabhi ko jada taadne se raaton ki neend chali jaati hai"Main- Par agar Bhabhi raat ko mil jaye, toh neend chahiye hi kise
Devar Bhabhi 
Maine dhire se himmat karke muskura k kahaBhabhi meri baat ka matlab turant samajh gayi thi, par kehti kuch nahi bus Muskurati hui apne baalon ki ek lat ko apne kaano k piche rakh leti haiAnokhi Bhabhi- chaliye devar ji, chalti hu.. milti hu.. raat koBhabhi ne raat waali baat haske dhire se keh di aur bahar ki taraf Jane lagiMain toh game main itna vyast ho gaya tha, ki mujhe pata hi nahi chala ki wo aayi kab thiMain- are Bhabhi.. par aap aayi kis liye thi.. kuch piswana tha kiya ?Bhabhi meri taraf Ada se mudti hui kehti hai"Devar ji, jo piswani thi.. ache se piswa li"Aur mujhe asmansaj main chor k apni Kamuk gand ko matkati hui, chakki k bahar chali jaati haiMujhe samajh nahi aata ki bhabhi jaate jaate kiya bol gayi thi, par main unke paseene main bheege hue mast jism ko yaad karte hue apne lund ko masal leta huJaldi hi pitaji bhi aa jate hai, hum dono main thodi bahut baaten hoti hai aur dekhte hi dekhte andhera hona suru ho jaata haiMain Jaldi hi Chakki se nikal k Ghar ki taraf chal padta hu, abhi main raste main hi tha ki tabhi mujhe Ghar se thoda pehleBike k sahare khade hue, Virendra yani Veeru Chacha aur Bhanu Fufa khade hue baaten karte hue dikhte haiWaise jabse main yaha aaya hua, Bhanu Fufa or Sheela Bua se Mila nahi huaEsliye Fufa ko dekhte hi main unki taraf chal pada, jaha wo mujhse bekhabar apas main baaten kar rahe thayMain unke pass pahuchta hua, jaha Main unki baaten sun pa raha thaBhanu Fufa- Yaar.. Veeru jaldi kar ab raha nahi jaata, Saali ko jaldi se tayyar karVeeru Chacha- Are Yaar tujhe kiya lagta hai mujhe intizar karke acha lag raha hai, Saalon intizar kiya hai aise moke ka.. ab moka Mila hai esliye thoda aaram se aage badna hoga, warna jara si galti se hath aane waali malai hath se fisal k gir jayegiBhanu Fufa- Bhai Teri baat toh theek hai, par kiya Karu yaar bahut sare badle lene haiVeeru Chacha Fufa ki baat pe haste hue kehte hai"Saale tu fikar na kar, tujhe bhi moka milega.. phir saali ko aisa chodna ki gabhin ho jaye"
Bhanu Fufa- hahaha.. bus bhai Jo moka mila hai, uska sahi se estimal kar.. samajh le turup ka ekka hath aa gaya haiVeeru Chacha turant kehte hai"Turup ka ekka nahi, Rani hath aayegi.. Rani"Aur dono hi hasne lagte hai, tabhi Chacha ki nazrein mujhpe padti hai aur ek dum se dar se jate hai.. maano maine koi chori pakad li hoMujhe dekhte hi dono bilkul shant ho jaate hai, aur main bhi unki taraf aage bad chalta huDono hi ek dusre ko dekh rahe thay, aur esharo main kuch keh rahe ho sayad.. aisa laga mujheMain- Kaise hai Chacha, kaise ho Fufa ?Bhanu Fufa- Hum theek hai Beta, apne Fufa se milne ka samay nahi hai kiya.. teri Bua bhi bahut yaad kar karti hai tujheVeeru- Are.. toh kiya hamara Monu ab tak apni Sheela bua se milne nahi gayaMain- Nahi chacha jana hai, bus samay nahi mil paaya ek toh Ghar itna dur hai.. uper se dhoop itniBhanu Fufa- are toh mere sath chalFufa ne apni bike ki taraf eshara karte hue kaha"Abhi nahi fufa.. par aaunga jaldi hi.. aap chalo na Ghar.. Fufa"Bhanu Fufa- tu toh janta hai beta, tere Baap aur meri kabhi bani nahi, wo har baat ka doshi mujhe hi samajhte hai.. main nahi chahta meri wajah se tujhe daat padeBhanu Fufa ne piyar se mere sar pe hath firate hue kahaPhir hamari waha thodi aur baaten hoti hai, aur teeno hi apne apne raste chal padte haiWaise bata du ki Bhanu Fufa ki mere Pitaji aur Bade Chacha se kabhi nahi bani, esliye wo hum dono k ghar bhi nahi aate.. ha Bua aati hai barabarPar Chote Chacha.. yani Veeru Chacha se unki Dosti bahut achi hai, aur dono ki bahut banti bhi haiMain waha se nikal k Ghar chal padta hu, aur mere dimag main wahi baaten ghum rahi thi ki wo dono kiya keh rahe thayKonsi Rani unke kabze main aane wali hai.. unki kahi koi bhi baat main samajh nahi pa raha thaMain ghar aata hu, Maa kaam main lagi hui thi.. main chupchap chatt pe jake shaam ki thandi hawa ka anand lene lagta hu,Qki Maa k samne Jane ki meri himmat nahi ho pa rahi thiRaat ko pitaji bhi aa jaate hai, aur hum teeno Khana khate haiPar main apna sar neeche hi rakhta hu, Maa se nazrein milane ki meri himmat nahi ho pa rahi thiRaat ko sone k samay main apna bistar leke chatt pe jane lagta hu, tab kahi jake Maa ki aawaz mere kaano main padti hai"Kaha ja raha hai ?"Main darte hue unhe dekhta hu aur nazrein jhukaye hue kehta hu"Wo neeche garmi bahut lagti hai, esliye chatt pe sone ja raha hu"Maa sayad kuch kehna cha rahi thi, par wo kehti nahi.. aur main chatt pe aake apna bistar laga deta huMacharo se pareshan hoke maine Chadar munh tak dhak li thi, aur mobile main game khelna suru kar diyaAise hi game khelte khelte mujhe samay ka kuch pata hi nahi chaltaDekhte hi dekhte raat k kareeb 12 baj gaye thayGaon main raat k 12 baje ka matlab tha sabhi ka so Jana, par Delhi main 1-2 se pehle neend hi kaha aati thiMonu abhi apna Phone kinare rakh k sone ki tayyari hi kar raha tha
ki tabhi use kisi ki aawaz sunai padti hai, ye kisi aurat ki aawaz thi"Phir se soch lo, Monu hoga chatt pe"
Ye aawaz main turant pehchan jaata hu, ye hamari Padosi Anokhi bhabhi ki aawaz thi
Achcha Suspense building part hai....
chakki par kamre mein kaun sa zruri kaam ho raha tha jo Jabbar ne mana kar diya andar jaane se... aur ye Anokhi bhabhi kaha se aayi... raat ko kahan milegi wo.. (shayad mil bhi gyi ab to)
aur ye fufa aur chacha mil kar kya khichdi bana rhe hain..
ab ye raat mein Anokhi kya gul khila rahi hai....
... bohot badiya
dirty_thoughts bhai
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