माँ के कामुक किस्से
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Ghar k jamai aur apni Nanand k Patidev se apni Gand ka kachumar nikalwane k baad Premlata samay rehte, apni ijjat bachane main kamyab rahi
aur jaldi se kitchen main aake kaam karne lagi.. jaha use dekh k koi bhi nahi sakta tha ki abhi abhi kuch palon pehle hi uske komal Gand main Kundan ka kele jaisa mota kaala lund tha
Wahi uska Patidev jab chatt wale kamre main use dhundne k baad neeche aata hai toh use Prema kitchen main kaam karti hui nazar aati hai
Manohar- Lo ye toh yaha hai.. aur yaha waha dhund raha hu
Par use nahi pata tha ki es samay maxi k neeche uski Khubsurat Patni ki gand se uski Behan k Pati ka ras behta hua uske pairon ko bhigone k baad uski laayi hui Chandi ki payal ko bhigo raha hai
Paseene main bheegi hui Premlata urf Prema se khada bhi nahi hua ja raha tha.. aise main wo apni puri himmat judaye hue kitchen main khadi hoke nasta tayyar kar rahi thi
Gas pe ek taraf aalu ki sabji chada chuki thi, toh dusri taraf tava garam ho raha tha.. aur wo jaldi jaldi pudhiya bel rahi thi
Qki apne Nandoi se jordar chudai k chakkar main dairi toh ho hi chuki thi
Jaldi jaldi pudhiya belne ki wajah se uska jism bhi hil raha tha, aur baar baar use apni gand main ek meethe dard ki lehar si daudti hui mehsus ho rahi thi
"Aaaaaahhhh... Essshhhhhhhhh... Haramjade Kundan ne gand ka bharta hi bana diya hai.. ufffff khada tak nahi hua ja raha hai.. behenchod free ka maal samajh k jara bhi reham nahi dikhata kutta madarchod kahi ka... Uffff"
Premlata apna ek hath peeche le jake apni dard se tarapti gand ko khud hi sehlati hai
Waise bata du ki abtak Manohar waha se hatke Hall main Jake baith chuka hai
Premlata ko aisa mehsus ho raha tha, jaise kisi ne uski gand ko dono hathon se pura faila diya ho.. balki yu samjho ki kisi janwar ne uski gand ko puri tarah cheer dala ho
Par wo itne main hi na ruka ho.. usne uski gand main kheton ki lagi tazi hari mirch tod k bhar di ho, aisi jalan ho rahi thi use
Prema- (Kabhi apni Gand ko sehlati, toh kabhi jaldi jaldi Pudhiya belne lagti) uffffff.... ab 2-3 din toh ye dard jane se raha hai.. essshhhhhhhhh... Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai ki Kundan Bhai Sahab inshaan nahi koi janwar ho.. koi junglee saand jaise.. ufffff.. kutte ne sach main gand ka bharta bana diya.. essssshhhh
Prema apni dard se tarapti gand ko sehlati aur sath hi sath jaldi jaldi pudhiya bel k garam ho chuke tail main dalna suru kar deti
Abhi muskil se 2-3 min hi hue honge ki uska Pati Manohar kitchen main aa jata hai
Sayad Hall main baithe baithe usse raha nahi gaya hoga.. esliye antatah chala hi aaya
Manohar- Are tum kaha chali gayi thi.. main naha k aaya toh kahi nazar hi nahi aayi mujhe
Apni gand main uthte meethe dard se pareshan Prema achanak apne Pati ki aawaz sunkar ek pal k liye toh dar hi jaati hai.. maano uski chori padki gayi ho
Prema jaldi se apne Paseene main bheege chehre ko saaf karti hui.. apni ukhadti hui saanson ko samet k kehti hai
"Wo.. wo.. na.. ji... Wo...."
Manohar- (Prema ko gaur se dekhte hue) kiya.. ye.. wo.. laga rakha hai.. ?
Prema- wo.. wo.. Pados ki bhabhi k yaha chali gayi thi.. ghar main koi tail ya cream nahi mil rahi thi na.. aur pair main dard bahut ho raha tha
Manohar- ha.. mujhe bhi yahi laga tha, ab dard kam hai na ?
Prema- ha.. ha.. ab theek hu.. ab sahi hai
Manohar- Agar ab bhi jada dard hai.. toh hum doctor k yaha chal sakte hai
Prema- (Jaldi se) nahi ji.. ab theek hu.. ab dard kam hai
"Kiya hua.. kise dard ho raha hai"
Manohar aur Prema k samvaad k beech Kundan ki mardana aawaz sunai padti hai
Dono dekhte hai toh sayad abhi abhi naya k bahar aaya Kundan ek saaf dhoti aur kurta main khada tha
Manohar- Are uth gaye Kundan.. chalo sahi hai nasta bhi banne hi wala hai
Kundan- (Manohar ki baat ko katte hue) wo toh theek hai, par Dard ki baat keh rahe thay aap.. sab theek hai na ?
Manohar- (Jaise abhi abhi use yaad aaya ho) are ha wo.. jab main naha raha tha tab Prema k pair main moch aa gayi thi.. wahi puch raha tha
Kundan muskurate hue Prema ki taraf dekhte hue.. badi hi kamini muskaan k sath puchta hai
"Kiya hua Bhabhi ji.. jada dard hai kiya"
Prema ache se janti thi.. ki Kundan kaha k dard ki baat kar raha hai
Prema- Ab dard toh hoga hi Bhai Sahab.. itna bada jo hai
Prema ne bhi thoda shararti andaaz main jawan diya.. jise sirf Kundan hi samajh paaya tha
Manohar- Bada matlab.. ?
Prema- (Jaldi ne Baat ko sambhalte hue) are ji.. mera matlab moch jo badi hai, toh dard toh hoga na
Kundan beech main jaldi se bolte hue
"Ye baat toh sahi kahi Bhabhi ne, Badi cheezon se thoda dard toh hota hi hai"
Prema- (Ghusse se Kundan ko dekhte hue) Thoda.. thoda Dard ?
Kundan ko hasi aane lagti hai, par Manohar toh sari baaton se anbhig apni hi baat kehne main magn rehta hai
"Are Bhai.. Kundan pe kahe Ghussa ho rahi ho, ab dekh k nahi chalogi toh moch aayegi hi na"
Prema man hi man
'Ab kiya batau aapko.. ye dard kaha ka hai.. aur kisne diya'
Manohar- Chalo jaldi se nasta banao tum.. hum dono hall main baithe hai tab tak
Phir Manohar Kudnan ko waha se leke hall main chala aata hai
Kitchen kuch aise bana hua tha, ki waha se Hall main baithe hue Kudnan or Manohar 'Prema' ko saaf saaf nazar aa rahe thay
Prema- (Kundan ko dekhte hue.. puri gambhirta se khud se baaten karna suru karti hai) main kabhi bhi apne rehte, apne bachon ka haq kisi ko cheene nahi dungi
Prema antim Pudi bhi tail main dalne k baad kitchen se self pe dono hathon ko tika k khud se kehne lagti hai
"Mujhe toh us din yakin hi nahi hua tha.. jab mujhe pata chala ki hamari es Delhi waali Dukan main mere kamine Sasur ne Maalti or uske bete Monu ka bhi naam likhwa diya tha"
Prema Ghusse se bahar baithe apne Pati ko dekhte hue
"Aur ek ye mera Bewakuf Pati hai.. ese toh es baat se koi fark hi nahi pada ki hamari Dukan main Maalti or uske bete ka bhi hissa hai, are itni mehnat se humne itni badi dukan khadi ki hai.. koi mamuli baat hai kiya"
Prema beech main ruk k saans leti hai aur phir aage sochne lagti hai
'Humne Gaon main apna pura Hissa baich k ye Ghar aur dukan lene ka faisla kiya tha.. ab paise Kam pad gaye toh hume Maalti ka hissa bhi baich diya toh kiya hua, use toh uske Sasural main hissa mila na.. ab Mayke me kahe ka hissa.. badi aayi'
Prema Sabji aur pudi ko plates main nikalte hue
"Mere Sasur bhi itne kamine ki.. yaha hamari Dukan main Maalti or uske bete ka hissa likhwa diya, wo toh acha hai ki mujhe 4 saal pehle ye sab pata chal gaya.. agar use din maine galti se Dukan k papers na dekhe hote toh sayad ye baat kabhi jaan hi na paati.. aur mere Patidev ka kiya barosha ye toh ek din sayad Dukan main Monu ko hissa bhi de dete..
par main aisa nahi hone dungi.. are ab wo koi 10 Lakh ki dukan thodi hai.. ab toh uski keemat 90 Lakh se bhi jada hai
Aur wo sirf mere dono bachon ki hai.. unke bhavishya k liye hai, esmain Maalti or uske Bete Monu ka koi haq nahi"
Prema Nasta ki tray uthti hui kitchen k darwaje pe aati hai aur ek lambi saans lete hue khud se kehti hai
"Apne bachon k bhavishya k liye mujhe chahe jo karna pade.. main karungi, par apni es sampatti apni Dukan main Maalti or Monu ko koi haq nahi lene dungi.. aise kaise"
Prema apne andar ki nafrat chupate hue Hall main aake Nasta lagati hai.. aur jaldi hi teeno sath baith k nasta kar rahe hote hai
Manohar- (Pudi Sabhi ka Anand lete hue) Aur batao Kundan.. toh Bhai aaj ka koi khas irada, Q na aaj raat ko Little little ho jaye
Prema- Aap bhi na
Kundan- (Haste hue) are nahi Bhai.. aap toh jante hi Gaon Jane k liye Hafte main bus 1 hi din train chalti hai, warna baki dusra rasta kaisa hai aapse kuch chupa thodi hai
Manohar- Ha.. tumhare Gaon ki bus ek yahi sabse badi pareshani hai, main toh kehta hai tum bhi yahi Delhi main aake bus jao, itna bada saree ka showroom hai apna
Manohar k munh se niklti es baat ne Prema ko buri tarah dara diya
Prema- (Jaldi se beech main bolte hue) are.. kaise baat karte hai aap, Bhai Sahab ka kaam hai waha inki itni achi Chakki chalti hai.. Ghar pariwar sab waha hai aur aap keh rahe ki sab chor de
Manohar- Are bhai.. kiya hum apna Gaon chor k yaha nahi aaye thay
Prema- ha.. ha.. par.. Kundan Bhai Sahab.. wo
Prema k kuch aur aage bolne se pehle se Kundan bol padta hai
"Nahi.. Mujhse kabhi bhi Gaon se dur nahi raha jayega.. sach kahu toh main usi bhoomi main paida hua hu, aur ek din usi main mil jaunga.. ye bade Sehar ye sab mere liye nahi hai"
Kundan ki baat sunkar Prema ki jaan main jaan aati hai, par kahi na kahi uske andar ka dar ab pehle se jada bad chuka tha
Wo bechari bol nahi paa rahi thi, par jis prakar apne Pati ko kha jane waali nazron se dekh rahi thi.. usse hi pata chal raha tha uske andar kaisi aag jal rahi hai
Manohar- Chalo jaisa tum sahi samjho.. waise Train toh shaam ki hai na, toh tak kiya karoge ?
Prema- are kiya karenge matlab.. Ghar pe rahenge baatein karenge mujhse
Prema nahi chahati thi ki Kundan or Manohar jada samay akele rahe.. aur piche 4 saalon se yani jabse usne Dukaan k papers dekhe hai, usne puri koshish ki hai ye dono kabhi bhi jada samay ek sath na rahe
Kundan- Nahi Bhai main bus nasta karte hi niklunga
Manohar or Prema ek sath
"Itni Jaldi kiya hai.. ?"
Kundan- Asal main Bade Bhaiya ne kheton k liye kuch keet nasak mangwaye hai.. aur Veeru ne bhi kuch saman k liye bola hua hai, esliye yaha se nikal k wo sab saman lunga.. sath hi thoda Monu or Maalti k liye bhi kuch le lunga
Manohar- (Khus hote hue) chalo ye toh acha hai ki tumhe sabki itni chinta rehti hai
Jaldi hi teeno nasta pura karte hai aur Prema bartan kitchen main rakhne ka kaam karne lagti hai
Edhar Manohar 'Kundan' se kehta hai
"Tum ek kaam Karo, mere sath Dukan chalo.. phir chahe wahi se nikal jana, waise bhi hum dono ne bahut samay se sahi se baatein bhi nahi ki hai.. thoda Gaon ka haal chaal jaan lunga esi bahane"
Par tabhi Prema peeche se aate hue
"Uski koi jarurat nahi.. maine Maalti or apne Bache Monu k liye kuch saman karida hai, Bhai Sahab ko wo sab leke Jana hai.. aap jao Dukan"
Manohar haste hue
"Chalo Bhai phir toh aaj bhi hamara sath baithna sambhav nahi.. chalo koi nahi agli baar sahi"
Aur jaldi hi Manohar waha se ja chuka tha.. aur Kundan bhi apna saman uthane room main chala jata hai
Wo jab bahar aata hai toh Prema bhi kuch saman leke aati hai
Prema- (1 Mobile Phone ka dibba dikhate hue) esmain ek smart phone hai.. Or baki ye kuch khas kapde hai Maalti or Monu k liye
Kundan- (Mobile hath main lete hue) Par ye kis liye.. aur ye toh meghna lag raha hai ?
Prema- (Muskurate hue) are kabhi kabhi mera Man karta hai Maalti ya Monu se baat karne ko.. toh ye Phone Maalti k pass rahega toh kar liya karungi
Kundan- Kaha us madarchod ka naam lene lagi.. ?
Prema aage bad k piyar se Kundan k gale main apni baahon ka haar dalte hue.. uske Majbut seene se apni badi badi Chuchiyon ko masalte hue
"Bhale hi Maalti ne apne Jeth or aapke Bade Bhai k sath gande riste banaye ho.. par hai toh wo mere Pati ki choti behan hai... Mere liye itna bhi nahi kar sakte"
Prema apni baat puri karte hue.. apne panjo pe khadi hoti hai aur Kundan k honthon se apne honthon ko mila deti hai
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm............. Ummmmmmmmmm..... Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Ek lambe chumban k baad dono alag hote hai toh Prema lambi lambi sanse lene lagti hai
Kundan Prema ki moti or sudol.. Gol chuchi ko piyar se sehlate hue
"Theek hai jaisa tum sahi samjho.. aur ye kapde Q.. Gaon main toh mil jaate hai"
Prema- are Baba.. kiya mujhe itna bhi haq nahi
Prema phir se apni madakta ka sabut dete hue.. apna ek hath neeche le jake, Kundan k mote ajgar jaise lund ko dhoti k uper se sehlate hue Kehti hai
Prema ki harkaton ne Kundan pe jaise koi jadu kar diya ho.. aur wo kisi sammohan main band sa gaya ho
Kundan- Theek hai baba.. jaise tum sahi samjho
Prema- Par ek baat yaad rakhna.. ye Mobile maine nahi tumne diya hai Maalti ko
Kundan- Maine samjha nahi.. Matlab?
Prema, Kundan k lund ko dhoti k uper se puri tarah muthi main jakad k kehti hai
"Kabhi kisi ko pata nahi chalna chahiye ki ye Phone maine diya hai.."
Kundan- par aisa Q...
Par wo aage nahi bol paata.. qki Prema ne piyar se uske honthon pe apni ungli rakh di thi
Prema- Mere liye itna nahi kar sakte hai.. maine toh tumhari Khushi liye apni Gand tak kurbaan kar di thi
Kundan kuch nahi kehta bus Prema ki gori Gadrai hui kamar se use pakad k apne seene aur apni jism se chipka lete hai aur uske honthon ko phir se chus leta hai.. uske honthon ka raspaan karne lagta hai
"Ummmmmmmmm...... Ummmmmmmmmmmm....... Sllllrrrrrrpppp..... Ummmmmmmmmmmm"
Prema ko aazad karte hue
"Theek hai Baba jaisa tum kaho"
Kuch aur meethi meethi baaton k baad Kundan nikal jata hai waha se.. sabhi saman leke
Prema darwaje tak use vida karne aati hai.. aur uske jaate hi apne kamre main ghus k sidha apna Phone uthati hai aur uspe ek number milati hai
Dusri taraf 2 Ganti k baad phone uthta hai.. aur udhar se kuch kaha jata hai
Prema- Tum jaisa chahte thay.. waise ho gaya, jaldi hi Maalti k pass phone hoga ?.. par aakhir tum karna kiya chahte ho.. ?
Dusri taraf se kiya kaha gaya.. ye nahi pata chalta, par Prema kuch ghabra si jaati hai
"Nahi.. nahi mera wo matlab nahi tha.. tumhe jo karna hai karo, bus Dukan main Maalti or Monu ka hissa hai ye baat un dono ko kabhi pata nahi chalni chahiye.."
Udhar se phir kuch kaha jata hai
Prema- (Chehre pe Khushi dikhne lagi thi) Ye bhi koi kehne ko baat hai.. tumne jo jo kaha maine wahi aur waisa hi kiya, tumne hi mujhe Prema or uske Jeth ji ki baat batati aur tumhare ki kehne pe maine wo sab Kundan ko bataya.. aur tumhare hi kehne pe maine Kundan ko fasaya
Dusri taraf se kuch kaha jata hai aur phone cut jata hai.. jo bhi baat kahi gayi thi usne Prema ko kuch pareshan sa kar diya tha
Wo wahi bistar pe baith jaati hai.. aur mobile pe nazar aate us number or naam ko dekhte hue kehti hai
"Ye Aadmi meri itni madad q kar raha hai.. aakhir ye khud kiya chahta hai.. aur ab mujhe.. Kundan k baad.. Monu ko bhi..."
Prema apna sar pakad k bahut dair tak yuhi bistar pe baithi rehti hai
Wahi dusri taraf Delhi se dur Sundarpur Gaon k ek khet main.. jaha pichli raat hui musladhaar Barish ki wajah se Gaon k kai kheton main paani bhar gaya tha
Aise hi ek khet main bhare paano ko kam karne k liye ek aadmi khet ki maid ko jagah jagah se kaat raha tha.. aur tabhi dusri taraf se phone aata hai jisse wo ruk gaya tha
Apni baatein puri karne k baad es aadmi k antim sabd tha
"Jaise tumne Kundan ko fasaya hai.. ab waise hi Monu ko fasao.. chahe toh uski Rakhel bano.. bus use apne kabu main karo"
Apne in antim sabdo k baad esne phone ko utha k maid k sukhe waale esthan pe rakh diya aur kudaal se maid ko kaatne k liye jor se waar karte hue kehta hai
"Aise hi ek din 'Kundan' main teri kabra banaunga..
Tere Bete 'Monu' ko zinda jameen main dafan kar dunga"
Or apni puri taqat laga k maid par ek jor ka waar karta hai jisse Maid kat jaati hai.. aur khet main bhara hua paani kalkal karte hue bahar aane lagta hai
"Aur aise hi ek din 'Maalti' main tere jism se ek ek khoon ki bund ko nikal lunga.."
Us aadmi ki aankhon main aansu bhar aaye thay.. par sath hi sath uski aankhon main aag bhi nazar aa rahi thi
"Sab kuch teri wajah se hi hua hai..
'Maalti' tere pariwar k ek ek inshan ko aisi maut dunga ki tu rona chahengi, par aansu kam padenge
Tera har chahne wala zindagi ki bheek mangega mujhse
Aur sabse ant main tujhe maut dunga.. sabse ant main
Mera ghussa sirf tere khoon se thanda hoga..tu or tere pariwar toh gaya
Jaise mere Pariwar ko tune barbaad aur khatam kiya.. usse battar haal main tera aur tere apno ka karunga
Bada gamand hai na tujhe apne Khubsurat jism pe, dekh main uska kiya haal karta hu"
nice update
sala yaaha to game par game ho raha hai
prema bhi kisi aur ke
kehne par ye sab kar rahi hai halaki uska bhi fayada hai isme fir
bhi master mind koi aur hai
kundan ko bhi pata nahi hai wo to chut me doob gaya hai
jo bhi gaon ka hi lag raha hai jise apne aur apne parivar ka badla lena malti se
aur kya kiya hai malti ne iss insan ke saath ye bhi shayad aage pata chalega
bahot badhiya jaa rahe ho keep writing
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