UPDATE - 7
Maine Ek lambi Sans Li aur Socha jo hoga dekha Jaega abhi se dimag kharab karne ka kya matlab hai
Ab aage....
Iske bad Maine apna khana khaya Kuchh der Apne computer per blue filmen Dekhi aur Iske bad so gaya
Agale Din subah - subah kisi ne darwaje par dastak di mai use samay lower me tha maine Jaise hi darwaja khola to samne minu bhabhi khadi thi Kya Bataun yaar unhone Kale Rang ki Sadi pahan Rakhi Thi Aur Kale kapdo me Unka Gora Badan Itna sexy lag raha tha ki main unhen dekhta hi Rah Gaya aur lower me mera lund angdai lene laga
Unki chuchiyan kale blouse me bahut Khubsurat lag rahi thi
Jaise hi Unki Nigah Meri Nigahon se Mili To vah samajh Gayi Ki Main Kahan dekh raha hun fir unki nigah achanak mere lower par padi lower ke patle kapde ke Upar Se Mere land ka ubhar saaf dikh raha tha
Use Dekhkar ke Minu bhabhi Apne sukhe Honthon per jeebh ferne Lagi maine unhen aisa karte hue dekha to jhep Gai aur Muskura kar Najar jhukate Hue Kaha
Minu - Kya bhai sahab kal aap Bina chay nashta kiye Chale Aaye
Maine apne Man me Socha kal aapane Mujhko Itna Shandar nashta karaya hai to vah main Kabhi Bhul Nahin Sakta lekin maine kaha
Main - are Nahin Bhabhi Ji wo kya hai ki Achanak mujhe ek kam Yaad aa gaya tha isliye Mai Chala Aaya nashte ki Kya Baat Hai Jab aap Kahenge Ham a jaenge aap bulakar to dekhiye nashta kya Ham to pura khana khane ko taiyar hai boliye kya aap Hame apne laziz pakvan chakane ka mauka Dengi
minu habhi meri double meaning Baton ko samajh to Gai lekin unhone muskurate Hue Kaha han Kyon Nahin hamen bhi Badi Khushi Hogi Tanya Ke Papa Ji ko Ajnabi ji unke aate hi aapko Ek badhiya Si Dawat Dungi
Main - theek hai Devi Ji Jab aapki Marji Ho tabhi aap Humko Apne laziz vyanjano ko chakjne ka Vardan dijiyega tab tak Ham intejaar Karenge filhal to aap yah bataiye ki itni subah subah Kaise Aana hua.
Minu - kya bhai sahab aap bhi sari baten Yahi darvaje per Khade Khade hi kar lenge kya
Maine Socha .... (meri jaan aapko kya batau ki mai khade khade kya kya kar sakta hun....)
Main - are sorry please andar aaiye na.
Wo andar aayi aur raaj ki mummy ko na dekh kar boli
Minu - kya baat hai bhabhi ji ghar par nahin hai kya?
Main - Wo kya hai ki kal unke bhai ka phone aaya tha isliye vah apne bhai se milane Chali gayi hai actual mein Mere sale ke bete ki shaadi fixed ho gai hai Usi Silsile Mein marketing karni thi to Chali Gayi Aaj Raat ya kal Subah Tak aa jaeyegi
Minu - Are FIR to Aaj aapko khane Peene ki dikkat Hogi Aap Kahe To Main Tanya ko bhej Dun aapke liye khana bana Degi
Mera Man to Kiya ki han bol dun lekin maine Socha itni jaldi nahi beta aaram se jada garam garam khaega to Munh Jal jaega
Main - Nahin Nahin aap Pareshan Na Ho khana to ab Ham Aapke Hath ka hi banaa Hua khaenge wo bhi tab Jab mehta ji aa jaenge. waise bhi Aaj ek dost ke yahan program to khana Pina Vahi ho jaega aap tanya ko sham ko samay se padhaai ke liye bhej dijiyega. Khair aapane ye to bataya hi Nahi ki aap Ko Kya Kam tha
Minu - Are bhai sahab aaj subah ghar ke kam sab jaldi nipat gaye the Babuji nashta Karke Aaram kar rahe the Maa ji Mandir gayi thi aur donon bacche school chale gaye the to maine socha ki bhabhi ji pass thoda gappe lagayi jaye isiliye bas unse milane chali aayi thi.
Lekin ab wo hai hi Nahin to Koi Baat Nahi Chalti hu FIR Kabhi aaungi
Main - kya bhabhi Agar Raj ji mummy Nahin Hai To kya hua Ham to Hain kya aap Humse batchit nahi kar sakti agar aap Chahe To Ham Kuchh der baithkar batchit kar sakte hai Kyoki abhi mujhe nikalne me time hai. Lekin Agar aapko Mere sath akele baithne me Koi dikkat Ho To fir koi baat nahin
Minu - are Nahin Nahin bhai sahab aap kaisi baat kar rahe hain aap to mujhe Sharminda kar rahe hain ab kabhi Aisi Baat Mat boliyega Meri Najar mein aap kya hai aap Soch Bhi Nahin Sakte Jab maine aapke bare mein Tanya ke pita ji ko bataya to Jante unhone Kya Kaha unhone kaha ki Minu is puri colony me agar koi Insan Vishwas karne ke layak hai vah aap hai.
(pata nahi Mujhe Aisa Kyon laga ki main is Parivar ke sath Kuchh galat to nahin kar raha lekin FIR Maine Socha Ki Main kaun sa inko blackmail kar raha hun ya inke Sath jabardasti kar raha hun jo bhi karunga wo sab aapsi sahamti Se Hi hoga... aur isme kuchh bhi galat nahi hai..)
Minu - Tanya ke papa ne Mujhse Kaha ki main aap per Aankh mundkar Vishwas kar sakti hun Chaliye aap baithiye mai abhi kitchen se aap ke liye chai Banakar lati hun
Main - Are aap bathiye main bana Lunga
Minu - aap baithiye aaram se Mujhe sab Maloom Hai aapki kitchen me kaha per Kya Rakha Hai Main aur Raj ki mummy Ek dusre ke Kitchen mein kahan Kya Rakha Hai Sab Janti Hain aap aaram se baithiye main abhi chai Banakar lati hun FIR baith kar baten Karenge
Itna kahkar vah kitchen Mein Chali Gai Aur Main unko Jaate Hue dekhta Raha Main Apne man mein vichar kar raha tha ki Bhagwan Ne Jitna Sundar jism diya hai utna hi Sundar man bhi diya hai kya yah Ras ki potali Meri God Mein Aaegi Ya ye Mera Sapna hi Rah jaega
yah sochte sochte pata nahin kab Mera Hath Mere land per Chala Gaya
Ek Do Bar land ko sahlane ke bad main Utha Aur fresh hone ka an bana kar bathroom me chala gaya. Jab Tak Main Naha kar Aaya tab tak unhone chai ke sath thoda sa nashta bhi bana liya tha
Jab Minu bhabhi drawing room mein aayi to Mujhe khyalon Me gum dekhar boli.
Minu - bhai sahab kya soch rahe hain aap ?
Main - Sach Bataun to main yah Soch Raha Tha Ki Main Kitna khushnasib hu ki aaj mujhe ek bahut hi Khubsurat Hasin Husn ki mallika ke sath baithkar nashta karne ka mauka mil raha hai
Unhone Mere Hath Mein Chay ka cup dete Hue poochha
Minu - Achcha Kaun Hai wo husn ki mallika
Main - kya bhabhi ji aap bhi majak kar rahi hai mai aapki baat kar raha hu
Minu - (muskurate huye)... achchha ji hum kab se mallika - E - Husn ho gaye janab hame chane ke jhaad me na chadhaye chupchaap nasta kijiye
Main - kyo mehta sahab ne aapko nahi bataya ki aap kitni khoobsurat hai.
Shayad maine unke dukhti Rag Mein Hath Rakh Diya Tha Unka Chehra ekadam se Udaas Hoga aur fir sir jhuka kar Boli
Minu - aap to Jante hi hain bhai sahab Tanya ke papa Yahan Kitna rahte hain Naukari Ke Silsile me unko Bahar Rahana padta hai aur main Yaha Babuji aur Mata Ji Ki Seva me lagi hu aise hi Jindagi cut rahi hain.
Maine unko upset Hota dekh turant Topic Badal Diya aur Kaha
Main - are aap to pura khana le Aaye Itna Kaun khaega poha , namkeen, biscut, mujhe abhi party me bhi jana hai.
Minu - Mujhe pata hai aapko subah subah nashta karne ki Aadat hai Raj ki mummy ne mujhe bataya tha ek baar.
Main chay peete huye.....
Main - aap meri aur kaun kaun si aadato ke bare mein Janti Hain
Minu - (Dusra chay ka cup le kar ek ghoot pi kar ) .... Kafi Kuchh Janti hun main aapke bare mein Raj Ki Mummy Ne Mujhe lagbhag Sab Kuchh Bata Rakha Hai Jaise aapko kya pasand hai kya na pasand hai
Main - to fir Aap Ne Mere bare mein kya socha
Mere is Sawal se vah Achanak se sakpaka gayi FIR apne aap ko sambhalte Hue Boli
Minu - main aapka matlab Nahin samjhi
main - are Mera matlab yah hai ki Jab aapko Mere bare mein itna Kuchh pata hai To fir aapki Najar mein Main Kaisa Insan hun main yah Janna chahta hun bus
Minu - aapki aur Unki aadaten lagbhag same hai Jaise aapko khane Peene Ka Shauk hai waise hi unko bhi lekin unke Sath Ek samasya Hai Jab vah Peene baithte Hain To fir Itna Peete Hain ki unhen Hosh Nahin Rahta aur aap Peene ke bad ......
Main - bhabhi ji aap Kuchh kahte kahte achanak ruk Gayi apni Baat Ko to Pura Kijiye na aap bich Me ruk Kyon Gayi main Peene ke bad kya ho jata hun bataiye na
Minu - (bhabhi ne apni nigahe jhuka li aur boli) Nahin Kuchh Nahin bus Mere Munh Se Koi jyada hi Nikal Gaya sorry ..
main- (unki taraf dekhtr huye) abhi aapane liya hi kaha hai jo Nikal Gaya
Wo Meri Baat sunkar turant Meri Taraf Sar Utha Kar Mujhe Dekha aur boli
Minu - kya matlab ??
main - are Mera matlab Sirf chay hi Lengi kya ye sab nashta bhi to Rakha hai Is per bhi to Dhyan dijiye ye bechare kab se aapke in Hothon Se Lagne Karke Taras rahe hain
Minu - are vah aap romantic mood wale Insan Hain yah to main Janti Thi lekin Raj ki mummy ne yah Kabhi Nahin bataya ki aap Shayrana Andaaz me bhi baat kar lete hain
Main - koi baat nahin devi ji abhi to Bahut kuchh Hain Jo aap samay aane par Jaan Jayegi
Minu - (Muskura kar... ) Achcha aur kya hai aap me janne ke liye
Main - (unke chehre par nigahe gadate huye) .... itni jaldi Bhi Kya Hai bhabhi ji Samay Aane dijiye dheere dheere aap sab samajh Jayegi. agar aap Bura Na mane to main aapse apne dil ki ek baat kahna chahta hu.
