Mamla mere samajh me nahi aa raha tha...sala ho kya raha hai....ye lallu lal se maa kuch to alag dhang se baat kar rahi thi ...fir mujhe laga sala bahut sakki hun mai..ho sakta hai normal ho waise bhi maa ka nature hai sab ko apne bete jaisa treat karne ka....lekin samaj mai nahi aaya ki ek ghanta baad aman ko ghar pe bulaya aur mujhe ek ghanta baad kue boli market jane ko abhi bhi bol sakti thi....mujhe laga ek ghanta baad to sidha ghar pe hin aana hai aur dekhna hai lallu lal ki kya story hai...abhi kya karu...fir mai aaise hin time paas karne laga aur esi bich mujhe santosh ki call aaye maine nahi uthaya ...lekin jab time paas hona mushkil ho gaya to mai apne roj ke adde pe jahan mai ; aman aur santosh roj sham me mil ke apni bakar karte hai ki aur chal pada .....jab wahan pahucha to dekha ki Aman aur santosh pehle se waha the aur shayad mera wait kar rahe the..maine socha ye shala yaha kab aaya ....ki tabhi
Santosh : abe kya tu bhi poora bacha hai sale etni choti baat ko etni badi kue bana raha hai
Mai : ye choti baat hai ( maine ye nahi dikhaya ki aman mere ghar gaya wo mujhe pata hai)
Aman : aur nahi to kya sale maine tujhe hamesha apne family me rrakha ...roj mere maa ki pichware ki baat hoti hai maine to kabhi bura nahi mana lekin tujhe to ek baar me tere gand me mirchi lag gaye...
Santosh : abe tu chup ya mai baat karta hun..tu chup chap apna mooh band rakh
Fir mujhe dekhte hue ...sale hum teeno chaddi pehanne ke pehle se dost hai ...
Mai : to kya sale ek dusre ke ghar pe buri nazar rakhoge..
Santosh : abe jyada shant to ban mat sale mujhe sab pata hai tera bhi....khali image banane ke chakker me rehta hai...
Mai : kya galat kiya hai maine bata to jara...
Santosh : kuch galat nahi kiya hai sale wahi to samjha raha hun kuch galat hai hin nahi agar dimag thanda rakh to mai batau...
Mai : bakkk
Santosh : nahi jab tak dimag thanda nahi ho meri baat samajh me nahi aayegi...
Mai : abe bol ya ..thanda hin hai dimag
Santosh : dekh hum teeno ki ek behan ki shadi ho gaye hai
Mai : to
Aman santosh se : abe chor ya ye tarjan jab dekho aaise hin tashan me rehta hai...ye nahi samjhega...
Mai : oye hoshiyar ki aulad
Santosh : sun ; tujhe pata hai hamri shadi shuda behan aur kuwari behan apas me kya baat karti hai...
hum dono ko chup dekh ke
Santosh : wo sab open baat karti hai kitni trip hua size kya hai kaise kiya
Mai : abe laude
Santosh : tera yahi acting hain na jo game bigarti hai....sale hum dono ki bhi to sis hai lekin hum acting nahi kar rahe ...
accha dil pe haat rakh ke bol kya mai galat bol raha hun kya wo ye sab baat nahi karti..lekin yahi baat hum nahi kar sakte ..kue....behan to uski bhi hai aur hamari bhi...
mujhe thoda convince dekh kar
Aman : abe behan ka aapas me chor wo to mummiyo se mazak karti hai papa kitni baar kiya hai
Mai : ye jyada ho gaya
Aman : meri to karti hai teri wali special ho to pata nahi
Mai :" tune suna hai teri behan ko teri maa se poochte
Aman : han bhai maine suna hai
Santosh : abe ye koe bahut achambhe ki baat nahi ...wo chip ke nahi khulaaam mazak karti hai..abe etna chor ek baat bata wo aapsa me chaddi aur bra ki baat karti hai ki nahi aur size ka pata hota hai ki nahi
Aman : abe size ka to pocho mat meri behan meri dadi paros wali aunty sabhi khule aam meri mummy ke pichwade ka mazak urati hai maine suna hai....
Santosh : ab bol ki ye sab jhoot hai...
Mai : acha bhai agar sahi bhi hai to point kya hai ..sab ko chor de cherne ko
Santosh : ab aaya na line pe...point yahi hai ki koe bahri chere to usko to hum ache se sabak sikhayenge lekin
Mai : lekin ????
Santosh : lekin hum aapas mai to maze kar sakte hai
Ab tak ye sari bate sun ke mai bhi ander se open hone ka soch liya tha ....asal mai mai to sach me sab ko chodna chahta tha...aman ki mummy aman ki didi ...santosh ki mummy aur badi maa ko
Mai : kaise
Santosh darte hue : batau ...bharkega to nahi..maine aman ke baat kiya hai ; hum ok hai tu agar kahe to batao
Mai : bata
Santosh : sach me bolun ...bharkega to nahi
Mai : abe jyada drama mat kar bata
Santosh : dekh pehle poori baat sun le
Mai : ab jyada ho raha hai...jaldi bol
Santosh : to sun aram se poori baat fir kuch bolna ;
thoda sans lete hue ...dekh bhai ham sab ko pata hai hai ki hum sab choot ke liye kitne bhooke the ...
Mai :bhokhe the matlab...abhi bhi hai
Santosh thodi gehri awaj mai ..hum nahi hai abhi kuch din se
Mere dimag me bahut kuch chalne laga
Mai : dekh santosh bahut drama ho gaya ab mujh se bardast nahi ho raha..tum log kya game khel rahe ho mujh se chip ke bina koe late ke turant batao..
Santosh : thik hai sun ...dekh mai aur aman apne soch ko thoda freedom diye hai aur hum sochne lage ki kaise choot mile ...hamne ek chij paya ki hum teeno ke family me bahut kuch samanta aur closeness hai
Mai : to
Aman : to kue na uska fayada utha jaye
Santosh : Aman thik keh raha dekh ho sakta hai ki hum apne behan ko line na mare lekin ek dusre ka to kar sakte hai na....
Mai : salo
Santosh : yahi ek point hai ya accept kar,,,chal mere family ke bare me baat karte hai...kya tu meri pinki didi ki nahi lena chahta hai sach bol
Maine nazar jhuka li...jisse aman ko mauka mila
Aman ...aur kya teri nazar meri maa pe nahi hai sach sach bol..kitni baar maine tujhe uske pichwade ko ghurte hue dekha hai
Mai woooo
Aman : dekh mujhe bura nahi lagata ...kue ki hame bahar agar kisi ko patana hai to kisi na kisi ki maa ya behan to hogi hin
Undo ko ye ummid nahi thi ki mai ye shanti se sununga....
Santosh : dekh bhai mai to apni maa aur behan ke liye bhi ready hun
Mai : matlab
Santosh : agar mujhe mil jaye to mai to nahi chorunga....Tere liye ek surprise gift bhi hai agar tu maan gaya ....
Mai : plan kya hai...salo tum log plan to kar rahe ho but ye hoga kaise
Santosh : ho gaya hai bas teri entry chahiye
Mai : matlab
Santosh : ab tu open hai to bol plan batau
Mai : pehle bol tumne kisi choot mari aur surprise kya hai...
Santosh : pehle tu plan me ok hai
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Santosh : abe kya tu bhi poora bacha hai sale etni choti baat ko etni badi kue bana raha hai
Mai : ye choti baat hai ( maine ye nahi dikhaya ki aman mere ghar gaya wo mujhe pata hai)
Aman : aur nahi to kya sale maine tujhe hamesha apne family me rrakha ...roj mere maa ki pichware ki baat hoti hai maine to kabhi bura nahi mana lekin tujhe to ek baar me tere gand me mirchi lag gaye...
Santosh : abe tu chup ya mai baat karta hun..tu chup chap apna mooh band rakh
Fir mujhe dekhte hue ...sale hum teeno chaddi pehanne ke pehle se dost hai ...
Mai : to kya sale ek dusre ke ghar pe buri nazar rakhoge..
Santosh : abe jyada shant to ban mat sale mujhe sab pata hai tera bhi....khali image banane ke chakker me rehta hai...
Mai : kya galat kiya hai maine bata to jara...
Santosh : kuch galat nahi kiya hai sale wahi to samjha raha hun kuch galat hai hin nahi agar dimag thanda rakh to mai batau...
Mai : bakkk
Santosh : nahi jab tak dimag thanda nahi ho meri baat samajh me nahi aayegi...
Mai : abe bol ya ..thanda hin hai dimag
Santosh : dekh hum teeno ki ek behan ki shadi ho gaye hai
Mai : to
Aman santosh se : abe chor ya ye tarjan jab dekho aaise hin tashan me rehta hai...ye nahi samjhega...
Mai : oye hoshiyar ki aulad
Santosh : sun ; tujhe pata hai hamri shadi shuda behan aur kuwari behan apas me kya baat karti hai...
hum dono ko chup dekh ke
Santosh : wo sab open baat karti hai kitni trip hua size kya hai kaise kiya
Mai : abe laude
Santosh : tera yahi acting hain na jo game bigarti hai....sale hum dono ki bhi to sis hai lekin hum acting nahi kar rahe ...
accha dil pe haat rakh ke bol kya mai galat bol raha hun kya wo ye sab baat nahi karti..lekin yahi baat hum nahi kar sakte ..kue....behan to uski bhi hai aur hamari bhi...
mujhe thoda convince dekh kar
Aman : abe behan ka aapas me chor wo to mummiyo se mazak karti hai papa kitni baar kiya hai
Mai : ye jyada ho gaya
Aman : meri to karti hai teri wali special ho to pata nahi
Mai :" tune suna hai teri behan ko teri maa se poochte
Aman : han bhai maine suna hai
Santosh : abe ye koe bahut achambhe ki baat nahi ...wo chip ke nahi khulaaam mazak karti hai..abe etna chor ek baat bata wo aapsa me chaddi aur bra ki baat karti hai ki nahi aur size ka pata hota hai ki nahi
Aman : abe size ka to pocho mat meri behan meri dadi paros wali aunty sabhi khule aam meri mummy ke pichwade ka mazak urati hai maine suna hai....
Santosh : ab bol ki ye sab jhoot hai...
Mai : acha bhai agar sahi bhi hai to point kya hai ..sab ko chor de cherne ko
Santosh : ab aaya na line pe...point yahi hai ki koe bahri chere to usko to hum ache se sabak sikhayenge lekin
Mai : lekin ????
Santosh : lekin hum aapas mai to maze kar sakte hai
Ab tak ye sari bate sun ke mai bhi ander se open hone ka soch liya tha ....asal mai mai to sach me sab ko chodna chahta tha...aman ki mummy aman ki didi ...santosh ki mummy aur badi maa ko
Mai : kaise
Santosh darte hue : batau ...bharkega to nahi..maine aman ke baat kiya hai ; hum ok hai tu agar kahe to batao
Mai : bata
Santosh : sach me bolun ...bharkega to nahi
Mai : abe jyada drama mat kar bata
Santosh : dekh pehle poori baat sun le
Mai : ab jyada ho raha hai...jaldi bol
Santosh : to sun aram se poori baat fir kuch bolna ;
thoda sans lete hue ...dekh bhai ham sab ko pata hai hai ki hum sab choot ke liye kitne bhooke the ...
Mai :bhokhe the matlab...abhi bhi hai
Santosh thodi gehri awaj mai ..hum nahi hai abhi kuch din se
Mere dimag me bahut kuch chalne laga
Mai : dekh santosh bahut drama ho gaya ab mujh se bardast nahi ho raha..tum log kya game khel rahe ho mujh se chip ke bina koe late ke turant batao..
Santosh : thik hai sun ...dekh mai aur aman apne soch ko thoda freedom diye hai aur hum sochne lage ki kaise choot mile ...hamne ek chij paya ki hum teeno ke family me bahut kuch samanta aur closeness hai
Mai : to
Aman : to kue na uska fayada utha jaye
Santosh : Aman thik keh raha dekh ho sakta hai ki hum apne behan ko line na mare lekin ek dusre ka to kar sakte hai na....
Mai : salo
Santosh : yahi ek point hai ya accept kar,,,chal mere family ke bare me baat karte hai...kya tu meri pinki didi ki nahi lena chahta hai sach bol
Maine nazar jhuka li...jisse aman ko mauka mila
Aman ...aur kya teri nazar meri maa pe nahi hai sach sach bol..kitni baar maine tujhe uske pichwade ko ghurte hue dekha hai
Mai woooo
Aman : dekh mujhe bura nahi lagata ...kue ki hame bahar agar kisi ko patana hai to kisi na kisi ki maa ya behan to hogi hin
Undo ko ye ummid nahi thi ki mai ye shanti se sununga....
Santosh : dekh bhai mai to apni maa aur behan ke liye bhi ready hun
Mai : matlab
Santosh : agar mujhe mil jaye to mai to nahi chorunga....Tere liye ek surprise gift bhi hai agar tu maan gaya ....
Mai : plan kya hai...salo tum log plan to kar rahe ho but ye hoga kaise
Santosh : ho gaya hai bas teri entry chahiye
Mai : matlab
Santosh : ab tu open hai to bol plan batau
Mai : pehle bol tumne kisi choot mari aur surprise kya hai...
Santosh : pehle tu plan me ok hai
????????