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“Haye ni…….main tan tere veer da kehndi si par tu tan uhda vi sira aa” Jyoti Nuri diya galla puttdi ulahma dendi hai.
“Kuttiye maar ee ditta si menu ajj tu…..haaaiiii hale vi dil cho dard ho riha. Nuri apniya akhan te hath rakhi hauli-hauli normal ho rehi si.
“Addiya chukk-chukk mere bull tan tu chusan dai si…kehan menu dai aa……kanjri kise than di…..kiddan bahan vich meri dhon ghuttan dai si….jiddan menu maran da irada si” Jyoti pyar naal Nuri da nakk marordi hai tan oh apniyan akha ton hath chukk lendi hai. Inna khanghan karan uhdiyan akhan vich pani aa geya si.
“Sachchi maar ee dena si tenu……koi na ajj bach gai agge ton ni bachdi” Nuri ne ungal dikha Jyoti nu dhamki ditti. Jyoti muskrayundi Nuri wall karvat lendi hai te uhdiyan akhan nu bade pyar naal chummdi hai.
“Je main mar gai fer veere da lun kidda layungi” Jyoti di gall Nuri yakdum sharma jandi hai. Uhde bullan te muskan aa jandi hai te gallan te sharam di laali cha jandi hai. Oh apne hath chukk dubara ton apniyan akhan te dhar lendi hai.
“Oye-Hoye” Jyoti hassi hoi siti bajayundi hai.
“Ki aa Bhabhi….” Nuri nakhra jeha kardi Jyoti de chehre nu hatayun di koshish kardi hai.
“Ki aa Bhabhi? Bhabhi ton inna sangan dai, Veere da ghotne varga kidda layungi fer?” Jyoti jabardasti Nuri de hath uhde chehre ton hata dindi hai te uhdiyan akha vich dekhdi apniyan akha nachayundi hai.
“Menu maran laggi si…hale tera dhid ni bhareya?”
“Ni main tan tenu trailer dikhaya……je inne naal teri bass ho gai fer tan chadh hati veere de lun te”
“Avain darayundai aa menu pata tera”
“Ki pata aa tenu…..aah meri banh nalo vi mota aa……jadon teri fuddi nu padh ditta na fer pata laggu Bhabhi darayundi si ke chitayundi si.
“Idda vadda ni hunda menu pata aa….nale tu vi tan leya si……teri tan paatti ni…..ja pindo padwa ke aai si?”
“Menu apne vargi samjhdi aa....gashti kise than di…….nale suhagraat wale din meriyan cheekhan ni si suniya……” Is baar Jyoti di awaz vich thodha rukhapan si.
“Russdi kahte aa?.....main tan cherdi si tenu………nale teriyan cheekha kalli main ni si suniya, mummy ne vi suniya si……..Preeto masi ne vi…..hor vi pata ni kihne-kihne ….inne parahune si……sukar bapu ne and gwand sara daroo naal raja ke swata si……nahi tan khabre pind kattha ho jana si……” Nuri Jyoti da hath fadh apni chati naal la uhnu manayundi hai. “Apni vaar nu inni ku gall te russ jani ae…..menu badiya matta dindi se svere”
“Russi ni aa…..par yaar tera veera pehla banda si jihne menu touch kita si…….te tu injh keh ditta jidda main sachchi gashti hova” Jyoti naram pe gai si.
“Sorry…sorry….meri Bhabhi ji” Nuri apne kann fadhdi hai.
“Sorry-sorry koi ni…..avain natak na kar……hor jo marzi keh la……gaal kadh la bhave…jo dil karda keh ke bula la par aah gall na keh…bada galat jeha ilzaam lagda……nale tu kehndi aa ta sachi bada dukh lagda”
“Bass kar yaar ke hun rawa ke chaddengi” Nuri apna sir chukk ke Jyoti di hiq uppar dhar dendi hai.
“Main tani par tera veer rawayu tenu……dekhi jadd veere ne pehle ghasse naal teri seal todhi…..”
“Aapni gall kar?”
“Na apni main ki gall kara…….agg laggi pai aa andar……kall rati jado tera veera lenda si na meri…..haye menu apna veera cheta aa geya…..puchch na yaar…..tere veere ne sidhi khade-khade apne lun te chada ke chodeya si…..ahhhh Nuri…..jadon tere veere da dhur andar thokar marda si na ta menu mera veera yaad aa janda….hayyyeee….ohvi menu khadi-khadi nu chod dau…menu pata uhda……bahla tharki aa mera veer” Jyoti suit utton Nuri de mumme nu pyaar naal halka-halka sehlayundi yaad kardi hai.
Jyoti di gall sunn Nuri di chondi fuddi hor vi pani chaddan lagdi hai. Kaam ubale le reha si te Nuri ton Jyoti nu jwab na ditta geya. Nuri di fuddi di mehak Jyoti nu vi aa gai si.
“Haye ni teri tan veere di gall sunn ke hi chon lagg pai aa…..dekh tan kidda mehka ayun dayiya…..jadon veere ne lun te Chadha leya fer ki karu?” Jyoti di gall sunn Nuri diyan akha aap muhare band ho gayiyan. Akhan de sahmane ik tasveer ubhar aai jis vch uhda veera apna bhayankar lun uhdi fuddi vich vadhan ja reha si. Nuri siski lendi jhatke naal akha khol dendi hai.
“Aa geya na swad veere da yaad karke……mere vi idda ee veere da len di agg laggi aa…utton tera veera idda da…..ajj dupehre vi dhah leya menu…..nahayun geya menu kehnda roti kha lai, main tere to kamm karayuna……main sochi pe gai ke kehda kamm aa jehda menu ajj kalli nu roti khan nu keh reha……haaaiiii ni menu tan kehndi nu sang lagdi aa Nuri….pata ki kita uhne” Jyoti hassdi Nuri de mumme di dodi nu masladi hai tan Nuri Bhabhi di hiqq ton munh chakk ke uhdiyan akhan vich dekhdi hai.
“Ki kehnda si veera” Anta di pyaas si Nuri diyan akha vich. Jwani betab si ke apne aap nu lutwayun lai.
“Tauliya la ke bathroom cho aaya si…..ayunde ne kundi la ke tauliya vagah mareya……table te khadh ke aap roti khan lag peya te menu aahnda….akhe mere chupe la……hiiiiii…..inna akdeya piya si…..lun da topa tan inna fulleya si na ke laal ho geya si…..pata ni ki gall si ajj……ajj kahnu, char panj din hi ho gaye aa….jado marji dekh lao tere veere da khadha ee hunda…..kite tu ta nahi kujh karta mere khasam nu…..apni jwani da jalwa tani dikhata……jehda roz afreya firda”
Nuri Bhabhi di gall da jwab nahi dindi. Oh tan veere de lun da jikar sunn uhdi kalpana vich hi dubb gai si. Jyoti Nuri nu supne lendi dekh uhnu zor naal hilayundi hai.
“Ni kitthe chali gai aa…..vaapas aaja……nale meri gall da jwab deh”
“Menu ni pata ki gall aa……menu tan shakal ee ni dihdi uhdi kai vaar poore din vich…..ghare baad cho varhda, uppar chubare cho pehla nath janda…..kanjriye pata ni kehda kala jadu karta aa mere veere te…..main tan dihdi ni uhnu”
“Ik vari mummeya de darshan karwa uhnu……dekhi kidda puch chukki raat-din bhenji-bhenji karda tere agge pichche ghummda”
“Bhabhi tu sachchi jana apne pind parso nu?” Jyoti de swal nu angauleya kardi Nuri achanak uhton puchdi hai.
“100 fisdi pakka aa……mera matlab apne walo tan pakka aa…..baki apa keh ni sakde……hun bhai jung lag jave……hadh aa jave…..bhuchal aa jave…..ja tu mukkar jave…….nai apna tan pakka faisla aa…..veere da lun lena ee lena aa oh vi jaldi ton jaldi……….meri fuddi tarsadi pai aa” Jyoti di gall Nuri nu behadd khushi mehsoos hundi hai par jis tarah Jyoti ne socheya us tarah Nuri ne react nahi kita si. Ohde man vich kai swal utth rahe sann.
“Ki hoyeya, chupp kahton ho gai…..mainu ta lagda si sunn ke tu nachchan lag jayu?” jyoti Nuri de chehre nu hathan vich bhar akhan matkayundi puchdi hai. Par Nuri hale vi sayad decide nahi kar pa rehi si.
“Kite irada ta nahi badal geya?” Achanak Jyoti bol pendi hai.
“Nahi irada tani badleya…..inni jaldi dil diyan khawahishan thodi dum todh dendiya”
“Ni fer ki gall aa….agge tan faha lain nu firdi si akhe Bhabhi veere naal mera pecha pa deh, tu apne veere ton chudwa la….hun main mann gai aa tan chupp ho gai aa……gall ki aa…chupp keyon aa boldi keyon ni…..avain khamkhah suspence badhai jaan dai aa” Jyoti bechain ho utthi si. Nuri da thada response uhdi samajh ton pare si.
“Bhabhi tusi meri khatir kar rahe ho……menu khush karan lai tyar hoye ho?” Achanak Nuri udas akhan naal Jyoti wall dekhdi hai.
“Nahi-nahi….bilkul nahi……yaar iddan keyon sochan dai aa”
“Bhabhi menu lagda tusi mere te taras kha ke karan lai tyar hoye ho……tuhada dil nahi mannda tan rehan deyo?” Nuri thande jahe lehje vich boldi hai.
“Ki bolan dai aa….jo main tenu pehlan keha si oh tu suneya ni si…..tenu hale hune-hune dass ke hati aa…..jado vi tera veera menu chod da aa tan menu idda lagda jive apne veere to chudwayun dai hova…..sara din veere de lun de sufne lendi meri fuddi chondi rehndi aa...tu tavi haa gallan karan dai aa…kamal aa teri vi Nuri”Jyoti khijh utthi si.
“Bhabhi oh main” Nuri ghabra ke bolan hi lag si ke Jyoti uhnu apne uppron hata dindi hai te utth ke bed te baith jandi hai. Nuri ghabrayundi khud fatafat utth ke Bhabhi de barobar baith jandi hai. Dil vich dard di ik chees jehi ubbhar jandi hai Nuri de, sayad uhne fir ton apne paira te aap kulhadi maar lai si. Oh khud nu kos rehi si.
“Bhabhi?” Nuri minnat bhare lehje naal boldi Jyoti wall dekhdi hai.
“dardi kahto aa…..ghabrahun kahton dai aa……tenu khan thodi laggi aa” Jyoti Nuri de dil de halat samajh jandi hai.
“Bhabhi yaar galti ho gai….main sachi badi bewkoof aa” Nuri minnat hi kar rehi si. Jyoti bade pyaar naal Nuri de hath fadh uhde chehre wall dekhdi hai.
“Meriye laado…..tu inni sohni sunakhi aa……aale dwale panjah pinda cho tere vargi krari rann ni honi……ki kami aa tere cho jehdi main tere te taras khava…….mere vargi rann jehdi bharjai hove…..Tere veere varga jihda khadku bhra hove uhte koi keyon taras karu…..mummy ji vargi sohni-sunakhi ma hove……daddy ji varga rutba hove…..khulla ghar baar…..paisa dhela…….ki kami aa tere vich ja tere pariwar vich jo koi tere te taras khayunga…….taras tan uhna te khayeya janda jihna de palle kujh na hove……tethe ta rabb ne mehar hi badi kiti aa”
“Bhabhi menu laggeya main tahanu majboor karan dai aa” Nuri masumiyat naal boldi hai.
“Tu ki menu majboor karna kudiye….menu ta tera veera vi majboor ni kar sakda…..apne dimagh cho eh kheyal kadh deh…..main inni vi kachchi kori ni bai tu thodha royu-dhoyungi tan main tere karke apne veere agge salwar khol ke lammi pe jayungi….ke aaja veereya chukk de apni bhen diyan tanga te kadh de kanda……” Jyoti de munho aslil shabad sunn Nuri muskra pai si. Jyoti ne uhna shabda di varto hi islai kiti si ke Nuri de udasi door ho sake.
“achcha ji matlab mere ron dhon da tuhade te koi asar ni…..meri koi parwah ni tahanu?”
“Eh main kadon keha meriye here….tu ta meri jaan aa…tenu tan bass ena keha ke siraf tere karke main khud apne veere nu den lai ni manni……mera man nahi vi hunda tan vi tenu tan tere veere thalle lammi pa hi dena si……tenu tadfan ni si dena main”
“Te meri sharat nahi manndi fer”
“Sharat-shurat koi ni…..jo gall menu gwara ni oh main kade ni mann sakdi….bhave tu kahe bahve tera veera kahe….. hun kall nu tu kahungi ke gawandiya thalle lammi pe jaah tan main teri gall mann jayungi…kade bani”
“Pyaar ni karde tusi menu” Nuri nakhra jeha kardi hai.
“Pyaar kardi karke kehndi aa. Bhave menu teri sharat manjoor na hundi, par tere dil di reegh jaroor poori kardi…..tere veere ton teri seal tudwa ke hattdi….”
“Veera mann janda tuhadi gall?”
“Meri gall mannan di tan ki menu kujh karan di lodh vi nahi peni si…..Bass ik vaar madha jeha apni ambiyan dikha dendi......ja apni krari bund de darshan karwa dendi ohne tan doomne vangu tere pichche pe jana si”
“Doomne vangu…hahaha” Nuri khilkhila pendi hai.
“Sachchi tera veera sire da tharki aa……haye kite chod da aa……ik vari Swarga de nazare leya dinda aa……teri kuwari fuddi tan bade swad naal marni si uhne…..akhir ladli bhen aa uhdi…..”
“Tuhada veera….oh kiddan da matlab…” Nuri sangdi-sangdi puchch lendi hai.
“Main kehda uhton pehla kade chudwaya aa…….meri apni Bhabhi naal vi koi bahli khulli gallbaat ni…..matlab jidda apne vich khulli gallbaat aa uddan ni……bai jehda uhnu puchch lendi”
“Idea tan huna ee aa…..thoda bahut”
“Thodha ni, idea tan kafi aa…….tere veere nalo vi vadda tharki aa……pind cho kai vaar afwaha udiya uhdiyan…..mere chache di kudi pata……oh jehdi college vich padhdi aa…..Niru……main tenu milawaya si….patli jehi…gori jehi…..uhde naal vi khabar uddi si…..”
“sachchi Bhabhi…..chache di kudi thok ditti?……haye oh tan sohni vi kinni aa”
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“Haye ni…….main tan tere veer da kehndi si par tu tan uhda vi sira aa” Jyoti Nuri diya galla puttdi ulahma dendi hai.
“Kuttiye maar ee ditta si menu ajj tu…..haaaiiii hale vi dil cho dard ho riha. Nuri apniya akhan te hath rakhi hauli-hauli normal ho rehi si.
“Addiya chukk-chukk mere bull tan tu chusan dai si…kehan menu dai aa……kanjri kise than di…..kiddan bahan vich meri dhon ghuttan dai si….jiddan menu maran da irada si” Jyoti pyar naal Nuri da nakk marordi hai tan oh apniyan akha ton hath chukk lendi hai. Inna khanghan karan uhdiyan akhan vich pani aa geya si.
“Sachchi maar ee dena si tenu……koi na ajj bach gai agge ton ni bachdi” Nuri ne ungal dikha Jyoti nu dhamki ditti. Jyoti muskrayundi Nuri wall karvat lendi hai te uhdiyan akhan nu bade pyar naal chummdi hai.
“Je main mar gai fer veere da lun kidda layungi” Jyoti di gall Nuri yakdum sharma jandi hai. Uhde bullan te muskan aa jandi hai te gallan te sharam di laali cha jandi hai. Oh apne hath chukk dubara ton apniyan akhan te dhar lendi hai.
“Oye-Hoye” Jyoti hassi hoi siti bajayundi hai.
“Ki aa Bhabhi….” Nuri nakhra jeha kardi Jyoti de chehre nu hatayun di koshish kardi hai.
“Ki aa Bhabhi? Bhabhi ton inna sangan dai, Veere da ghotne varga kidda layungi fer?” Jyoti jabardasti Nuri de hath uhde chehre ton hata dindi hai te uhdiyan akha vich dekhdi apniyan akha nachayundi hai.
“Menu maran laggi si…hale tera dhid ni bhareya?”
“Ni main tan tenu trailer dikhaya……je inne naal teri bass ho gai fer tan chadh hati veere de lun te”
“Avain darayundai aa menu pata tera”
“Ki pata aa tenu…..aah meri banh nalo vi mota aa……jadon teri fuddi nu padh ditta na fer pata laggu Bhabhi darayundi si ke chitayundi si.
“Idda vadda ni hunda menu pata aa….nale tu vi tan leya si……teri tan paatti ni…..ja pindo padwa ke aai si?”
“Menu apne vargi samjhdi aa....gashti kise than di…….nale suhagraat wale din meriyan cheekhan ni si suniya……” Is baar Jyoti di awaz vich thodha rukhapan si.
“Russdi kahte aa?.....main tan cherdi si tenu………nale teriyan cheekha kalli main ni si suniya, mummy ne vi suniya si……..Preeto masi ne vi…..hor vi pata ni kihne-kihne ….inne parahune si……sukar bapu ne and gwand sara daroo naal raja ke swata si……nahi tan khabre pind kattha ho jana si……” Nuri Jyoti da hath fadh apni chati naal la uhnu manayundi hai. “Apni vaar nu inni ku gall te russ jani ae…..menu badiya matta dindi se svere”
“Russi ni aa…..par yaar tera veera pehla banda si jihne menu touch kita si…….te tu injh keh ditta jidda main sachchi gashti hova” Jyoti naram pe gai si.
“Sorry…sorry….meri Bhabhi ji” Nuri apne kann fadhdi hai.
“Sorry-sorry koi ni…..avain natak na kar……hor jo marzi keh la……gaal kadh la bhave…jo dil karda keh ke bula la par aah gall na keh…bada galat jeha ilzaam lagda……nale tu kehndi aa ta sachi bada dukh lagda”
“Bass kar yaar ke hun rawa ke chaddengi” Nuri apna sir chukk ke Jyoti di hiq uppar dhar dendi hai.
“Main tani par tera veer rawayu tenu……dekhi jadd veere ne pehle ghasse naal teri seal todhi…..”
“Aapni gall kar?”
“Na apni main ki gall kara…….agg laggi pai aa andar……kall rati jado tera veera lenda si na meri…..haye menu apna veera cheta aa geya…..puchch na yaar…..tere veere ne sidhi khade-khade apne lun te chada ke chodeya si…..ahhhh Nuri…..jadon tere veere da dhur andar thokar marda si na ta menu mera veera yaad aa janda….hayyyeee….ohvi menu khadi-khadi nu chod dau…menu pata uhda……bahla tharki aa mera veer” Jyoti suit utton Nuri de mumme nu pyaar naal halka-halka sehlayundi yaad kardi hai.
Jyoti di gall sunn Nuri di chondi fuddi hor vi pani chaddan lagdi hai. Kaam ubale le reha si te Nuri ton Jyoti nu jwab na ditta geya. Nuri di fuddi di mehak Jyoti nu vi aa gai si.
“Haye ni teri tan veere di gall sunn ke hi chon lagg pai aa…..dekh tan kidda mehka ayun dayiya…..jadon veere ne lun te Chadha leya fer ki karu?” Jyoti di gall sunn Nuri diyan akha aap muhare band ho gayiyan. Akhan de sahmane ik tasveer ubhar aai jis vch uhda veera apna bhayankar lun uhdi fuddi vich vadhan ja reha si. Nuri siski lendi jhatke naal akha khol dendi hai.
“Aa geya na swad veere da yaad karke……mere vi idda ee veere da len di agg laggi aa…utton tera veera idda da…..ajj dupehre vi dhah leya menu…..nahayun geya menu kehnda roti kha lai, main tere to kamm karayuna……main sochi pe gai ke kehda kamm aa jehda menu ajj kalli nu roti khan nu keh reha……haaaiiii ni menu tan kehndi nu sang lagdi aa Nuri….pata ki kita uhne” Jyoti hassdi Nuri de mumme di dodi nu masladi hai tan Nuri Bhabhi di hiqq ton munh chakk ke uhdiyan akhan vich dekhdi hai.
“Ki kehnda si veera” Anta di pyaas si Nuri diyan akha vich. Jwani betab si ke apne aap nu lutwayun lai.
“Tauliya la ke bathroom cho aaya si…..ayunde ne kundi la ke tauliya vagah mareya……table te khadh ke aap roti khan lag peya te menu aahnda….akhe mere chupe la……hiiiiii…..inna akdeya piya si…..lun da topa tan inna fulleya si na ke laal ho geya si…..pata ni ki gall si ajj……ajj kahnu, char panj din hi ho gaye aa….jado marji dekh lao tere veere da khadha ee hunda…..kite tu ta nahi kujh karta mere khasam nu…..apni jwani da jalwa tani dikhata……jehda roz afreya firda”
Nuri Bhabhi di gall da jwab nahi dindi. Oh tan veere de lun da jikar sunn uhdi kalpana vich hi dubb gai si. Jyoti Nuri nu supne lendi dekh uhnu zor naal hilayundi hai.
“Ni kitthe chali gai aa…..vaapas aaja……nale meri gall da jwab deh”
“Menu ni pata ki gall aa……menu tan shakal ee ni dihdi uhdi kai vaar poore din vich…..ghare baad cho varhda, uppar chubare cho pehla nath janda…..kanjriye pata ni kehda kala jadu karta aa mere veere te…..main tan dihdi ni uhnu”
“Ik vari mummeya de darshan karwa uhnu……dekhi kidda puch chukki raat-din bhenji-bhenji karda tere agge pichche ghummda”
“Bhabhi tu sachchi jana apne pind parso nu?” Jyoti de swal nu angauleya kardi Nuri achanak uhton puchdi hai.
“100 fisdi pakka aa……mera matlab apne walo tan pakka aa…..baki apa keh ni sakde……hun bhai jung lag jave……hadh aa jave…..bhuchal aa jave…..ja tu mukkar jave…….nai apna tan pakka faisla aa…..veere da lun lena ee lena aa oh vi jaldi ton jaldi……….meri fuddi tarsadi pai aa” Jyoti di gall Nuri nu behadd khushi mehsoos hundi hai par jis tarah Jyoti ne socheya us tarah Nuri ne react nahi kita si. Ohde man vich kai swal utth rahe sann.
“Ki hoyeya, chupp kahton ho gai…..mainu ta lagda si sunn ke tu nachchan lag jayu?” jyoti Nuri de chehre nu hathan vich bhar akhan matkayundi puchdi hai. Par Nuri hale vi sayad decide nahi kar pa rehi si.
“Kite irada ta nahi badal geya?” Achanak Jyoti bol pendi hai.
“Nahi irada tani badleya…..inni jaldi dil diyan khawahishan thodi dum todh dendiya”
“Ni fer ki gall aa….agge tan faha lain nu firdi si akhe Bhabhi veere naal mera pecha pa deh, tu apne veere ton chudwa la….hun main mann gai aa tan chupp ho gai aa……gall ki aa…chupp keyon aa boldi keyon ni…..avain khamkhah suspence badhai jaan dai aa” Jyoti bechain ho utthi si. Nuri da thada response uhdi samajh ton pare si.
“Bhabhi tusi meri khatir kar rahe ho……menu khush karan lai tyar hoye ho?” Achanak Nuri udas akhan naal Jyoti wall dekhdi hai.
“Nahi-nahi….bilkul nahi……yaar iddan keyon sochan dai aa”
“Bhabhi menu lagda tusi mere te taras kha ke karan lai tyar hoye ho……tuhada dil nahi mannda tan rehan deyo?” Nuri thande jahe lehje vich boldi hai.
“Ki bolan dai aa….jo main tenu pehlan keha si oh tu suneya ni si…..tenu hale hune-hune dass ke hati aa…..jado vi tera veera menu chod da aa tan menu idda lagda jive apne veere to chudwayun dai hova…..sara din veere de lun de sufne lendi meri fuddi chondi rehndi aa...tu tavi haa gallan karan dai aa…kamal aa teri vi Nuri”Jyoti khijh utthi si.
“Bhabhi oh main” Nuri ghabra ke bolan hi lag si ke Jyoti uhnu apne uppron hata dindi hai te utth ke bed te baith jandi hai. Nuri ghabrayundi khud fatafat utth ke Bhabhi de barobar baith jandi hai. Dil vich dard di ik chees jehi ubbhar jandi hai Nuri de, sayad uhne fir ton apne paira te aap kulhadi maar lai si. Oh khud nu kos rehi si.
“Bhabhi?” Nuri minnat bhare lehje naal boldi Jyoti wall dekhdi hai.
“dardi kahto aa…..ghabrahun kahton dai aa……tenu khan thodi laggi aa” Jyoti Nuri de dil de halat samajh jandi hai.
“Bhabhi yaar galti ho gai….main sachi badi bewkoof aa” Nuri minnat hi kar rehi si. Jyoti bade pyaar naal Nuri de hath fadh uhde chehre wall dekhdi hai.
“Meriye laado…..tu inni sohni sunakhi aa……aale dwale panjah pinda cho tere vargi krari rann ni honi……ki kami aa tere cho jehdi main tere te taras khava…….mere vargi rann jehdi bharjai hove…..Tere veere varga jihda khadku bhra hove uhte koi keyon taras karu…..mummy ji vargi sohni-sunakhi ma hove……daddy ji varga rutba hove…..khulla ghar baar…..paisa dhela…….ki kami aa tere vich ja tere pariwar vich jo koi tere te taras khayunga…….taras tan uhna te khayeya janda jihna de palle kujh na hove……tethe ta rabb ne mehar hi badi kiti aa”
“Bhabhi menu laggeya main tahanu majboor karan dai aa” Nuri masumiyat naal boldi hai.
“Tu ki menu majboor karna kudiye….menu ta tera veera vi majboor ni kar sakda…..apne dimagh cho eh kheyal kadh deh…..main inni vi kachchi kori ni bai tu thodha royu-dhoyungi tan main tere karke apne veere agge salwar khol ke lammi pe jayungi….ke aaja veereya chukk de apni bhen diyan tanga te kadh de kanda……” Jyoti de munho aslil shabad sunn Nuri muskra pai si. Jyoti ne uhna shabda di varto hi islai kiti si ke Nuri de udasi door ho sake.
“achcha ji matlab mere ron dhon da tuhade te koi asar ni…..meri koi parwah ni tahanu?”
“Eh main kadon keha meriye here….tu ta meri jaan aa…tenu tan bass ena keha ke siraf tere karke main khud apne veere nu den lai ni manni……mera man nahi vi hunda tan vi tenu tan tere veere thalle lammi pa hi dena si……tenu tadfan ni si dena main”
“Te meri sharat nahi manndi fer”
“Sharat-shurat koi ni…..jo gall menu gwara ni oh main kade ni mann sakdi….bhave tu kahe bahve tera veera kahe….. hun kall nu tu kahungi ke gawandiya thalle lammi pe jaah tan main teri gall mann jayungi…kade bani”
“Pyaar ni karde tusi menu” Nuri nakhra jeha kardi hai.
“Pyaar kardi karke kehndi aa. Bhave menu teri sharat manjoor na hundi, par tere dil di reegh jaroor poori kardi…..tere veere ton teri seal tudwa ke hattdi….”
“Veera mann janda tuhadi gall?”
“Meri gall mannan di tan ki menu kujh karan di lodh vi nahi peni si…..Bass ik vaar madha jeha apni ambiyan dikha dendi......ja apni krari bund de darshan karwa dendi ohne tan doomne vangu tere pichche pe jana si”
“Doomne vangu…hahaha” Nuri khilkhila pendi hai.
“Sachchi tera veera sire da tharki aa……haye kite chod da aa……ik vari Swarga de nazare leya dinda aa……teri kuwari fuddi tan bade swad naal marni si uhne…..akhir ladli bhen aa uhdi…..”
“Tuhada veera….oh kiddan da matlab…” Nuri sangdi-sangdi puchch lendi hai.
“Main kehda uhton pehla kade chudwaya aa…….meri apni Bhabhi naal vi koi bahli khulli gallbaat ni…..matlab jidda apne vich khulli gallbaat aa uddan ni……bai jehda uhnu puchch lendi”
“Idea tan huna ee aa…..thoda bahut”
“Thodha ni, idea tan kafi aa…….tere veere nalo vi vadda tharki aa……pind cho kai vaar afwaha udiya uhdiyan…..mere chache di kudi pata……oh jehdi college vich padhdi aa…..Niru……main tenu milawaya si….patli jehi…gori jehi…..uhde naal vi khabar uddi si…..”
“sachchi Bhabhi…..chache di kudi thok ditti?……haye oh tan sohni vi kinni aa”
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