Ek ghante baad Irafan ko apni maa se javaab mila. Aur unki sexting jaaree rahi.
Irfan: Maa.
Maa: Irfan. Kya tum achi tarah soe?
Irfan: Haan, maa.
Maa: Kya maine tumhen jaga diya? Mujhe bahut neend aagaya tha, islie mainne tumhen reply nahi kiya. Main ab aur intazaar nahin kar sakata tha!
Irfan: Oh. chalo, maa. Mujhe khushi hai ki tumane thum jaga diya. ham message kar sakate hain. hehe!
Maa: haaha, toh achi neend aai?
Irfan: Haan, maa, sote samay kabhee itnee shaanti mahasoos nahin hui. Mujhe pata hi nahin chala ki poore paanch ghante ho gae hain.
Maa: haaha. Mujhe ummeed hai ki kal raat neend na aane kee vajah se tumhen thakaan mahasoos nahin hui hogi. Kuchh aur ghante, aur tum ghar pahunch jaoge!
Irfan: Bilakul nahin, maa. Mei taiyaar hoon!
Maa: Taiyaar hoon?!
Irfan: Tumhaare chut chaatne ke lie!
Maa: haahaaha! koi bahut utsaahit lag raha hai.
Irfan: Acha, main tumhare lie aa raha hoon. aur, shaayad, isalie bhi kyonki mujhe phir se vahi sapana aaya!
Maa: kaun sa sapana?
Irfan: woh sapana jismen main apni maa ke saath bistar par nanga hoon, aur unhen atyadhik josh se thume chod raha hoon. Thumari raseli chut ko mere veerya se bhar raha hu.
Maa: Kya?! Tumhe bhi aisa sapana aata hai?
Irfan: haan, maa. Jab tumne pehali baar bataaya ki tumhe kitani baar aisa sapana aata hai, to mujhe aashchary hua. Ab mujhe pata hai ki iska kya matalab hai.
Maa: Oh, haan, Irfan baby! Tum aur main ek doosare ke lie ekdam sahee hain. Kisi aur baat par kabhi vishwas mat karana.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maa. Aur, choonki aisa hi hai. ruko… mere paas tumhaare lie kuchh hai. kuchh aisa jo bilkul sahi hai!
Irfan ek veediyo bhejata hai jisamen vah apane khade ling ko sahala raha hai aur ek gande shauchaalay ke cabin ke andar veeryapaat kar raha hai jiski deevaar par mahilaon ke naam, phone number aur ashleel tippaniyaan likhi hui thee aur usne apna veerya chhod diya.
Maa: Kya?!
Irfan: haahaaha. haan!
Maa: Tumne public toilet mei hastamaithun karane ki himmat ki. Andar bahut ganda hai!
Irfan: Haaha! haan! Bahut badbu aa rahi thi. Lekin, tumhen pata hai kya?! Mujhe maza aaya. Aur, tumhe pata hai kyon?! kyunki maine kalpana ki thi ki tum us waqt me baithkar mere lund chus rahi ho.
Maa: Tum paagal ho!
Irfan: Mai intazaar nahin kar sakata tha, maa. Mujhe bas tumhe vaheen thumari sadi ko upar karthe hue thumari gaand ki gaal kolhkar thuje fuck karana tha!
Maa: Irfan! Haahaaha. Achchha. Jab tumane mujhe vahaan paaya to kya mere shareer par mere kapade the?!
Irfann: Fuck you maa! Haaha! maa! Mujhe yaad nahin hai. Lekin mujhe pata hai agar mai tumhara pati hota, to tumhen kabhi bhi apane under-garments pehanne ki zaroorat nahin padegi!
Maa: Haahaaha. Mujhe lagata hai mujhe pata hai!
Irfsnn: Haan?!
Maa: Haan! haaha! Irfan. Mai tumhare bheje gai vedio ko baar-baar dekhna bandh nahin kar sakata. Tum vaakee bahut bade ho!
Irfan: Maa!
Maaa: lol! zyaada pratikriya mat karo. haahaaha. Ab yeh sab bahut mazedaar lagata hai. saari hataash anicha dikhaee deti hai. Haaha. Ruko! postar mein mahila kee tasveer.
Irfan: kaun see tasveer?
Maa: vedio mein jo hai.
Irfan: Deewar par chipaka postar?
Maa: Haan. Kya yah Jisha nahin hai?
Irfan: Aap us abhinetree ko kaise jaanate hain?
Maa: Achchha. Woh sabhi galat kaaran se shahar ki charcha ka vishay rahi hai. Aur woh kabhi meri roommet thi. Hum saath mein college mein the.
Irfan: kya?!
Maa: Haaha!
Irfann: Mujhe kabhi nahin pata tha ki meri maa ke unchi padon par dost the.
Maa: Oh, chup raho! College ke baad hamne shaayad hi kabhi baat ki ho. Asal mein, mujhe yeh bhi nahin pata ki woh ab kahaan hai. Oh scandal news ke baad se kisi ne usse sampark nahin kiya hai.
Irfan: Hmmm.
Maa: Woh hamesha se hi bahut pyari mahila thi. Mujhe abhi bhi yakeen nahin hota ki usne us film mein kaam kiya hai!
Irfan: Mai bhi nahin kar sakata, maa. Maine Indian cinema mein kabhi bhi itni bold cheez nahin dekhi. Ek seen mein woh lagabhag poori tarah se nange thi. Uske lagbhag sabhi ang ujaagar ho gae thi. Lekin, woh film ki release ke baad se hi ro rahi hai.
Maa: Mujhe pata hai. Bechaari aur, jaise ki us ghatiya film ka hissa banakar use jo apamaan sahana pada, woh kafi nahin tha. Kisi paagal vyakti ne deep fake software ka upayog karake banaaya gaya usaka ek sex vedio bhee prasaarit kiya tha.
Irfan: Haan. Maine vaastav mein vah dekha tha. Use ek aise samuh dwara choda ja raha tha jo casting agent hone ka jhootha daava kar raha tha. Jisne bhi yah vedio dekha, use yakin ho gaya ki yah asali hai, khaas taur par ek aam phechar film mein usne jo kiya, use dekhne ke baad.
Maa: Mujhe uske lie bahut dukh ho raha hai.
Irfan: Aapako kya lagata hai ki vaakee kya hua hoga?
Maa: Mujhe kuch nahin pata, Irfan. Mujhe is baare mein tab pata chala jab maine use news mein dekha. Mujhe lagata hai ki kuch herapher hua hai. Shaayad editing prakriya ke dauraan. Lekin aap kabhi nahin jaante. Indian actresses ke baare mein koi nishchit nahin ho sakata. zyaadaatar naye actresses.
Maa: aur, sabase mahatvapurn baat, shadishuda paripakv abhinetriyaan. Maine haal hi mein madhavi Joshi ka interview dekha. Usane kuchh pareshaan karane wale vivaran batae, jisase hamare abhinetriyon ke baare mein mere dharana badal gai.
Irfan: meri maa, bollywood ke baare mein kuch zyaada hi jaanti hain!
Maa: Haaha! sach mein nahin. mere mahila mitr hamare whatsApp group mein jish ke kaamuk drshy share kar rahe hain, aur sabhi sambhaavit siddhaanton ko bhi forward kar rahi hain. Maine jo siddhaant upar samajhaaya hai, woh un sabhi sambhaavit sthitiyon mein sabase kam ashleel hai jo ve kah rahi hain.
Irfan: theek hai. Toh, tum us par bharosa karo!
Maa: Mujhe lagata hai, aur mera drdh vishvaas hai, ki uske saath dhokha hua hai.
Irfan: Theek hai. Mai bhi tumhen dhokha khaate hue dekhana pasand karunga, agar parinaam utana hee sukhad hone kee gaarantee hai!
Maa: Maaha. Tum bahut badhiya ho! Mujhe ummeed nahin thee ki tum aisa kahogee.
Irfan: haaha! kyon nahin?! Jisha aunty bahut hot lag rahi thi. Toh , mere apni sexy maa ko aur bhi aakarshak avataar mein dekhne ki ummid mein kya galat hai?
Maa: Haaha. lekin, seriously? Jisha aunty?! aunty?
Irfan: Mera matalab hai. chunki tum use jaanati ho, aur woh tumhare dost hai. Mujhe laga ki agar main use jisha aunty kahoon to yah sabse uchit hoga! hai na, maa?!
Maa: Haaha! acha. Bas itana jaan lo ki usaka ek 19 saal ka beta hai. Mujhe lagata hai usaka naam rohit hai, toh jab bhi tum use Jisha aunty kahoge, yaad rakhana ki koi hai jo mujhe Saba aunty kahega! Mujhe ummid hai ki tum samajh gai hoge ki main kya kahana chaah rahee hoon.
Irfan: haahaaha! kaash main tumhen bata paati ki tum bahut possasive maa ho. lekin, tumhari yah baat kisi porn movie ki tarah lagata hai!
Maa: Kya tum ab apni maan ko pornastaar kahane kee koshish kar rahee ho?!
Irfann:Ujhe nahin lagata ki mujhe zara bhee aitaraaz hoga.
Maa: Aaha. Agar main porn mein hoti, to main sirf aise seen karati jahan mai apne bete ko cinematic tarike se chod rahi hotee! Haaha! shaayad, chalti train ke andar bhi.
Irfan: Oh my!
Maa: Mujhe lagata hai ki maine abhi-abhi doual jeeta hai. Mere kaboolaname koi behatar banane ke lie tumhare paas kuchh bhee nahin hai!
Irfan: Mere paas vaastav mein tumhaare lie kuchh hai.
Maa: haan? kya?!
Irfan: haaha. Kuchh khaas naya nahin. Lekin, ek baar jab main train mein chadha, to mujhe tumhare adbhut roop se khule hue swaroop ko dekhne ki zaroorat mahasoos hui aur main washroom ki or bhaaga. Aur, isse pahale ki mai kuch samajh paata, main phir se khud ko hila raha tha, aur maine apani maa ke lie kuchh aur litre pyaar bahaaya, jo photos usne mujhe bheje the. haaha!
Maa: oh , mother fucker!
Irfan: Haahaaha!
Maa: kya kisi ne notice kiya? kya tumhen yakin hai ki kisi ne meri tasviren nahin dekhen?
Irfann: Chalo, maa. Main nishchit roop se daravaaza band rakhata.
Maa: lekin, phir bhi.
Irfan: Achha. Kisi ne mujhe nahin dekha. lekin, main apni karaahen sunane ke baare mein aisa nahin kah sakata. Mujhe lagata hai ki jab mainne skhalan kiya to maine tumhara naam thoda zyaada zor se pukaara.
Maa: Tum ek kaamuk kameene ho!
Irfan: Oh , Saba. haahaaha! mai bhi tumse pyaar karata hoon, my randy kudiya!
Maa: Tumhen mera naam pasand hai. hai na?!
Irfann: Tumne aisa kyun pucha?
Maa: Mujhe hamesha aisa lagata tha. Main bas sunishchit hona chahta tha.
Irfan: Lekin, kyun?
Maa: Haaha. Mujhe laga ki tumhe mera naam pasand hai. Aur, tumhaare baare mein meri antargyaan zyadatar sahi rahi hai! Toh, kya isamen kuchh hai?
Irfann: Theek hai. to, main yahaan imaanadari se kahunge. College mei ek ladaki thi, jiska naam bhi tumhare jaisa hi tha, aur vah mere class ke chhaatron ke saath kuchh aichchhik vishayon ke vyaakhyaanon mein shaamil hui thi.
Maa: aur?
Irfan: Aur mai mumbai ke ek ladke ke saath baitha tha, jo puri tarah se us par phida tha. Uske shareer par! ve bilkul saath nahin the, lekin kabhi-kabhi baahar jaate the.
Maaa: aur?
Irfan: aur, usne jald hi apne saathi ke saath hue yaun sambandhon ke baare mein mujhse saaree jaanakaaree saajha karana shuru kar diya. Mujhe shuru mein yeh thoda ajeeb laga, lekin phir mujhe ismen maza aane laga, aur vah poore semestar ke dauraan mujhe vistaar se batata raha.
Maa: Irfan! matter par aao!
Irfan: Haan, haan maaf karana. Mujhe bas cheezon ko kheenchane kee aadat hai, aur kabhi-kabhi unhen adhoora bhi chhod deta hoon. Mai kahaan tha?!
Maa: Haaha. Tum bahut mazaakiya ho! mujhe naaraaz karana band karo!
Irfan: Hehe… haan, usne mujhe uske saath ki gai sabse hot cheezon ke baare mein bataana shuru kar diya.. aur, har baar, usne use uski naam se pukaara. ‘maine Saba ko bahut zor se choda!’ ‘Saba ek aisee kutiya hai!’ ‘maine Saba ki gaand mein chhed kiya!’ ‘Saba ne bas ke andar mera land choosa!’
Maaa: Oh.
Irfan: woh asani se mujhe uttejit karane mein kaamayaab raha, aur ‘Saba’ naam par zor deta raha. Haalaanki anajaane mein, usne mere dimaag mein tarah-tarah ke ulajhe hue vichaar bhar di. Aur, jab usane ek baar kaha - main Saba ko bekaar ka veery-baket bana doonga!
Irfan: Maine khud ko uske saath bistar par tumhaare baare mein sochane ke lie majabur paaya. Maine kalpana kee ki tum uske saath randy ki tharah sex kar rahee ho, jab tak ki main tumhen apane lund se bharate hue kalpana karane laga.
Maa: waah!
Irfan: Haan! uske baad main bahut uttejit ho gaya. Mujhe pata tha ki usane meri maa ke lie aur bhee zyaada vaasana ke beej bo die hain. Usne mujhe tumhen paane ki chaahat jagaee, har baar, usne Saba shabd bola!
Maa: Oh my. Lekin, Irfan. Main hoon. main bas khush hoon!
Irfan: hehehe.
Maa: Tumane mujhe kabhi nahin bataaya ki uska naam kya tha.
Irfan: haaha. yeh yahaan bahut praasangik nahin hai. hehe. usaka naam Rajveer tha. aur, isse pahale ki tum puchho, main tumhen bata doon ki maine bhi tumhen uska naam pukaarate hue uske randy jaise chod lene ki kalpana kee thee!
Maa: Fuck! main tumase bas yahee puchhane ja raha tha. Mai prabhaavit hoon!
Irfan: haaha! Main apani maa ko kuchh zyaada hi achi tarah jaanata hoon!
Maa: mujhe usake baare mein aur batao!
Irfan: Maa! hehe. Woh cricket bahut achchha khelata hai. kam se kam, ladakiyon ko to yahee lagata hai. aur, vah jim mein niyamit roop se jaata hai.
Maa: Haan?! agar aisa hai, to mujhe lagata hai ki woh hamaare ghar ke lie ek badhiya sadasy hoga. Haaha! yeh dekhte hue ki tumhare pitaaji aas-paas nahin hain, aur apani veshya ko chodane mein vyast hain!
Irfan: achchha. ek mauka hai ki ham use apna parivaar bana sakte hain.
Maa: kaise?!
Irfan: haahaaha! usakee ek bahan hai - sonaalee! agar tum jor do to main usase shaadi kar sakata hoon.
Maa: Lekin, Ahaana ke baare mein kya? Mujhe laga ki woh tumhaare lie bahut achi hai. Mera matalab hai. tumhare lie! haaha.
Irfan: Haan! haan! haan! lekin, vah vaise bhee aas-paas hee rahegi. Mera matalab hai. kya tumane mujhe yahi nahin bataaya?!
Maa: haaha! lekin, reality ka socho, Irfan. tum sach mein mujhe uska naam pukaarate hue chod ne sun sakate ho. Aur, yah bhi nishchint rahen ki woh apni Saba ko itni teevrata se chodega, jiske thum kabhi kalpana bhi nahin kar sakaten.
Irfan: Yeh sach bhi ho sakata hai!
Maa: lol! tum woh bete ho jiski har maa hakadaar hai! haaha!
Irfan: Hehehe! Lekin, maa. Aapko sabse pehale aisa kyun laga ki mujhe aapka naam pasand hai?
Maa: aapki browsing history!
Irfan: kya?!
Maa: Yaad hai hamaare ghar par jo Imac tha. Jise hamne tumhare kamare mein set kiya tha. Mujhe ab tumhen yah batate hue dukh ho raha hai. Lekin, tumane jo chrom browser istemaal kiya tha, woh mere mobail par application ke saath sinc ho gaya tha.
Irfan: fuck ! maa! Mujhe kabhi pata nahin chala. Sorry maa.
Maa: Haaha! shaant raho! sab theek hai. ab sab kuch theek hai!
Irfan: Toh, tum hi thi jisne har baar dekhi gai website ki soochi hata di thi!
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Irfan: oh. Maa! yeh mere lie bahut sharmanaak hai! Haaha!
Maa: Tumhen bura mahasoos karane ki zaroorat nahin hai. vaise bhi ham ek bahut hi kaamuk jagah mein hain.
Irfan: Mujhe hamesha se tumhaara naam pasand tha, maa. Mujhe hamesha se yah bahut aakarshak lagata tha. Main tab tak isaka additcted tha jab tak mujhe ehasaas nahin hua ki main tumhaara addict hoon...
Maa: to. kya tum vaakee iske lie taiyaar ho? Kya tum hamare lie taiyaar ho?!
Irfan: Haan, maa!
Maa: Tumhen pata hai ki vaapas jaane ka koi raasta nahin hai! Kuchh bhi phir kabhi vaisa nahin hoga!
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai, maa! aur main yahi chaahata hoon!
Maa: Mai tumhaare saath hone ka intazaar nahin kar sakata, Irfan.
Irfan: Main bhi, maa!
Maa: Irfan. Mujhe yeh batao. Tum apni maa ke saath kya karne ja rahe ho? Tum mujhe kitana zyaada kheechoge?!
Irfan: Mai tumhen apne vishaal lund se do hisson mein baant doonga, jisase tum apni vafaadari par savaal uthaoge. Tumhari gili choot mein mera pahala dhakka tumhen yakin dila dega ki mujhe tumhaare pati se nahin balki tumhare se jeen mila hai! Tum apne pati ke 4 inch ke lund ko bhool jaogee.
Maa: aur!
Irfan: Mai tumhen apane zalim lund se poore din aur har raat chodunga! Mai tumhen ehasaas dilaunga ki tumhare jeevan ka asali makasad mere veery ka swad lena hai! Tum apani choot kholakar mere seva karane ke lie taiyaar ho jaogi, kyonki tum meree kaamuk veshya ho. Meri veerya ki pocket banaogi thum.
Maa: Bas rukana mat. Mujhe aur do! Main bahut uttejit hoon!
Irfan: haahaaha! main baaki sab bhi vistaar se batana chahunga, lekin mujhe lagata hai ki mujhe ise abhi gupt rakhana chaahie! Haalaanki, main tumhen ashvasan deta hoon, main tumhen daya kee bheikh maangane aur khushee se cheekhane par majaboor kar doonga! Tum mere pairon ke beech ghutanon ke bal baithakar mera lund choosogee, tumhari choot mere veery se bhar jaegee.
Maa: Irfan my fucker boy. Fuck your randy kutiya maa ki chut ko fuck fuck fuck !!! haaha!
Irfan: Main tumhen shower mein le jaoonga, rasoi ki mej ke oopar, main apana gaadha veery pakaakar apani randi maa ko khilaunga, gairej ke andar, khulee chhat par, sofa par. lekin pahale, pitaaji ke bistar par!
Maa: oh. haan. Ease! mujhe apane saare mota lund de do! mujhe ek asalee aadmi se chudavaane ki zaroorat hai! mere stad bano!
Irfan: Main chaahata hoon ki tum taiyaar raho, sirf apane pasand ki brand - Randy's ke inner-wear pahane hue. ummeed hai, yah tangi red, non-padded aur non-wired bra hogee, jisamen dabal leyard kap honge, jo tumhaare rack par honge.
Maa: maaf karana?! Irfan! lekin, tumhen kaise pata chala ki mere saare innerwear Randy's ke hain?
Irfan: Jab bhi ham shoping karane jaate hain, to main tumhen hamesha unke store mein ghusate hue dekhata hoon.
Maa: mujhe kabhi ehasaas hi nahin hua ki tum mujhe dekh rahi ho!
Irfan: chalo, maa. zyaadaatar tum aur main hi hote ho. aur, main jaanata hoon ki tumein hava mein gaayab hone ka hunar nahin hai. maine hamesha tumhe unke sabase ajeebogareeb collection ko dekhte hue dekha hai.
Maa: haan?! Mujhe laga ki main hoshiyaar hoon, tumhen hypar market mein kiraane ki kharidari ke lie chhodakar.
Irfan: haahaaha. yeh bahut spasht tha, maa. haalaanki. jab maine unaka logo dekha - ek mahila ki jeebh, pahali baar tumhare haath mein carry bag par, to mujhe sach mein laga ki tum apne lie unke dvaara beche jaane vaali kuchh khaas sex toys lekar aai ho!
Maa: haahaaha! mujhe yah lena chaahie tha! lekin, phir bhi. Mere antarang-vastron ke baare mein ve sabhee chhoti-chhoti baaten. apne theek-theek bataaya ki unhonne ise wash care lebal par kaise print kiya hai. unki website par yah jaanakari nahin hai.
Irfan: mujhe khed hai, lekin chhat par jo sukhaane ki lain hai, vah hamesha mere lie ek khushanuma jagah rahee hai. aur, mainne un bra aur paintee ke jode se saara deta padha hai jinhen apne dhoop mein chhoda tha. kabhi-kabhi, mulaayam kapade ko bhi mahasoos kiya!
Maa: oh. isase meri reedh mein siharan see daud gai. Tum apani maa par jaasoosee kar rahe the!
Irfan: haahaaha! bahut bade raaz nahi ye saamagree hai jisake baare mein main tumhen bataana chahta hoon. Lekin, shaayad, jab main tumhen samajha doon ki main kab se tumhen paane ke lie taras raha hoon jab main tumhare pyar ke chhed mein aisee jagah chuta hoon, jahaan koi dusara aadmi kabhee nahin pahunch paega!
Maa: oh. Irfan mere pati dev!
Irfan: Main ghar jaane aur apni chhadee tumhari kaamuk choot mein daalane ka intazaar nahin kar sakata, maa!
Maa: tumhen pata nahin hai ki main tumase yah kitana chahta hoon!
Irfan: jab tak tum behosh nahin ho jaatee main apana lund tumhare raseli chut se baahar nahin nikaaloonga!
Maa: dhikkaar hai! mujhe yah abhi chaahie! mai apani samajhdari khona chaahati hoon, khud ko tumhare hawale karana chahati hoon! aur. Bhale hi ham saari seemae paar kar jaen. Bhale hi tum mere chhedon ko nasht kar do. bhale hee tum mujhe har din chodo, har raat chodo, my theri rakhel bann ke rahungi, main phir bhi chahti hoon ki ham yah sab jaaree rakhen. Mai tumhen sexting karana jaaree rakhana chaahatee hoon. yah ab tak ka sabase achchha ehasaas hai!
Irfan: haaha! mujhe pata hai, maa. Mai bhi chahta hoon ki yah silasila chalata rahe, chalata rahe, chalata rahe!
Maa: Mai hamesha se hi tumhare saath is jagah par rahana chahta tha, isse pahale bhi jab maine tumhen ek aise aadamee ke roop mein dekhana shuroo kiya jo mujhe kaamuk sukh de sakata hai. Meri randwa ho thum
Irfan: Haan?
Maa: haan, Irfan. jab se maine whatsApp instal kiya hai, main tumhare saath chating mein samay bitana chahta tha. Lekin mai nahin kar saka. aur, ab, mujhe lagata hai ki mujhe vah sab mil gaya hai jiski mujhe kabhi chaahat nahin thee.
Irfan: Mai tumase vaada karata hoon ki main tumhen tumhari ichchha se kaheen zyaada doonga.
Maa: main tumase pyaar karata hoon, mere randwa louda beta. Jaldhi aa jaoe theri rakhel maa ke paas! Meri chut ki paani gir rahi hai !!
