Irfan: Maa, mujhe pata hai ki yeh aisa kuch nahin hai jo mujhe aapse abhi puchna chaahie. Lekin, kya aap vaakee pareshaan thi ki pitaaji aapko dhokha de rahe the?
Maa: Kya?! kya yah koi sawal bhi hai! Mai pareshaan thi, Irfan. Tumhen pata bhi nahin! Isne mujhe vaakee barbaad kar diya.
Irfan: Haan? Tumhen vaakee dukh pahuncha tha?!
Maa: Haan, mere bete. Tumhare pitaaji ke saath mera bahut acha rishta tha. Aur, islie. mujhe dukh pahuncha tha! Lekin, sirf us din tak.
Irfan: us din tak? kya? yahin mat ruko.
Maa: Haaha. Sirf us din tak jab tak mujhe ehasas hua ki mujhe tumse khaas lagaav hai!
Irfan: yah sab kab shuroo hua, maan? poora desh jaanna chahta hai! haaha! Mai jaanana chahta hoon!
Maa: Haahaaha! yah tumhaare 18ven janmadin par tha. jab har koi mujhse kahane laga ki tum ek bade aur khubasurat ladke ban gai ho. Tab tak mere dimaag mein kabhi yah baat nahin aai thi ki mera beta bada ho raha hai. Mujhe is baat se pareshani hui ki tum vah bache nahin the jise main samajhta tha, lekin main bahut khush bhi tha!
Irfan: wah! maine vaakee aisa hone ki ummid nahin ki thi.
Maa: Haahaaha! Tum mere man mein tumhare lie jo vaasana hai, usake bare mein tumhen bahut kam pata hai!
Irfan: haaha. lekin phir bhee, samayarekha bhramak hai, maa. Mere 18ven janmadin ke samay tumhare aur pitaaji ke beech sab kuch theek tha.
Maa: Haaha. Haan!
Irfan: Phir, kaise?
Maa: bas itana spasht kar do ki main sahi samay ka intazaar kar raha tha. Aur main tumhen bata nahin sakata ki main kitana khush hoon ki ab sahi samay aa gaya hai. Jis sahi samay ka main intazaar kar raha tha, vah aakhirakaar aa hi gaya.
Irfan: Mai isse zyaada sahamat nahin ho sakata, maa. Mai bhi utana hi khush hoon, tum mere paas ho. Lekin main vaakee jaanana chaahata hoon.
Maa: theek hai! hehe, toh tumhare ek aadmi banne ke baad, mujhe ye bhavanaen hone lagi, Irfan. Jab tumhare paapa hafton tak ghar se door rahate the, to main ab pareshan nahin hoti thi. Mai tumhare baare mein sochate hue akele samay ka anand lene lagi.
Irfan: sach mein?
Maa: Haan, Irfan. Phir dheere-dheere, jab your paapa mere saath hota tha, tab bhi tum hi hote the. Jab pehali baar tumhare paapa mujhe chodate the, to tumhara chehra mere dimaag mein kaundhata tha, to mujhe ashchary hua tha, lekin uske baad, jab bhi main unke lie apni taangen phailati thi, toh main khud ko tumhare hawale karne ki kalpana karati thi-
" mera apana beta ke saath."
Irfan: oh, fuck! Really ammijan... Thum mere lund ke bare me kalpana ki?
Maa: ek baar jab vah bhatak gaya, to sirf tum hi the. Mujhe pata tha ki tum hi ho, Irfan. Mujhe pata tha ki aakhirakaar cheejen is had tak pahunch jaengi. Yeh abhi bhi lambe samay tak ek kalpana bani rahi, lekin Delhi ke baad, yah charam par pahunch gai. Mujhe pata tha ki main apni vaasana ke aage jhukane wali hoon. Mujhe pata tha ki mai tumhare mote land ko chodane wali hoon.
Irfan: Main tumse pyaar karata hu, ammijan! itni imanadaar hone ke lie shukriya.
Maa: Mai bhi tumse pyaar karati hun, Irfan. Mai hamesha ke lie tumhari rakhail banana chahti hoon!
Irfan: Mai bhi yahi chahta hun, mere ammijaan. Aur, main tumhen batana chahta hun ki jab tum apne poorn vikasit bete ke baare mein soch rahi thi, usake 18ven janmadin kee raat, to vah bhee isi tarah ke vichaaron mein khoya hua tha - apnee hot, atraiktiv ammi ke baare mein jo mere randy banane ke lie taiyaar hai!
Maa: Kya tum gambheer ho, Irfan? Bilkul nahin! Tum mujhe kamazor mahasoos karne ke lie aisa kah rahe ho!
Irfan: yeh sach hai, ammi! Mai poori raat tumhaare baare mein soch raha tha. Jab maine khud ko chhua to mere dimaag mein sirf tum hi the. Mujhe lagata hai ki ham aisa karne ke lie kismat mein hain, ammi. Hamen saath rahana hai. varjit sukhon aur sabhi varjanaon ko rokane vaalee deewaron ko todana hai!
Maa: Apne janmadin ke jash ke baad tum kya kar rahe the? Main jaanana chahti hoon. Pure vivaran!
Irfan: Kya tum mujhase khud ko khush karane mein madad maang rahe ho? haaha!
Maa: chup raho, maadarachod! bas mujhe iske baare mein sab kuchh batao!
Irfan: Haahaaha! Mujhe lagata hai ki main jaanata hoon ki tum kya kar rahe ho. Mai lagbhag anumaan laga sakata hoon ki tumane apni kam se kam 3 ungaliyaan apani choot mein thuns rakhi hain aur mere mota laude ke baare mein soch rahe ho na ammi.
Maa: fuck you! Haan, mai meri geelee choot mein tumhaare mota laude ke baare mein soch rahi hoon. Jaldi ghar aao baby.
Irfan: khushi se! lol! kaash main bhee jab chaahun aur jahan chaahoon, khud ko aanand se hila sakata.
Maa: Tum bahut badee suar ke loude ho! sharmeeli banana band karo. Mujhe vivaran batao! Ammi ko mere randva bete ke lie skhalan karane do.
Irfan: haaha. Theek hai. Isalie, jab mainne apane bahut hi saadhaaran cake cutting cermoney mein upasthit lagabhag sabhee logon ko yah kahate hue suna ki aap meri ammi jitani boodhi nahin dikhati hain, to mainne bhi yahi sochna shuroo kar diya.
Maa: Aur?! jaldee batao!
Irfan: kuchh hee minute baad mere bahut sammaanit dusare chachere bhai - vimal ne mujhe ek porn vedio upahaar mein diya!
Maa: kya? vimal?! usne tumhe ek vayask vedio upahaar mein diya? Mujhe laga ki woh keval camera sambhalana jaanata hai. Aur mujhe yah bhi yaad nahin tha ki woh function mein maujud tha.
Irfan: Mai use dekhkar hairaan tha, lekin woh maujood tha. Mujhe lagta hai ki usne woh car chalai jismen pitaajI ki ammi aai thi.
Maa: bas jaldi se mujhe zaruri jaanakari batao, mere pyaare bete. Tum jaanate ho ki tumhare ammi ko iski bahut zaroorat hai.
Irfan: haaha! toh mai ise apne laiptop par chalata hun aur apni pasandida mona lisa volsh ko pahali baar dekhata hoon.
Maa: oh, woh kutiya! mai usase napharat karata hoon kyonki mera beta use pyaar karata hai.
Irfan: haahaaha. acha. Mujhe us din tak pata nahin tha ki woh maujood hai. Film mein kuch hi minuton mein, uski bete ka kiradaar nibhaane vaali ek yuva ladke ko uske doston dvaara bataya jaata hai ki uski maa bahut chhoti aur bahut hot dikhti hai.
Maa: Bas jaaree rakho.
Irfan: Haalaanki, main abhi bhi tumhare baare mein hee soch raha tha. Mera dimaag tumhare chhaviyon se bhara hua tha! Aur bahut jald, maine tumhe vedio mein dikhae gae pornstar mein dekhna shuru kar diya. Mujhe pehale se hi laga tha ki tum bahut chhoti ho. Ammi, mujhe yeh sochne par majaboor kar diya gaya tha ki tum bhi bahut sexy randy ho.
Maa: haaha! Irfan! dhikkaar hai! Please soochit karen ki main pahale hu veeryapaat kar chuki hoon. Main hamesha se apani choot ke saath khel raha tha. Bas ek dhakka chaahie tha. hehe. Phir se dhanyavaad! lekin rukana mat! Main tumhare saath hui har baat jaanna chahata hun. Baad mein thumare saath rahne me madad hoga!
Irfan: haaha! Mujhe yakin hai ki main tumhare saath bahut maza karane wala hoon! Tum itni sex ki bhookhi aur kaamuk milf ho!
Maa: Mai sammaanit mahasoos kar raha hoon! lol! aage kya hua?
Irfan: Aur, isse pahale ki main kuchh samajh paata, maine apna kathor lund apni pant se baahar nikaala, aur kuch hi second mein maine khud ko charamasukh tak pahunchaya, mere mote veery seedhe computor tebal ke peechhe deevaar par lagi tasveer par gire. Jis tasveer mein tum usi computer ke saath pose de rahi thi, tumne lucky draw mein jeet haasil kee.
Maa: oh, fuck, Irfan. aaj bhi mere haath mein wo photo thi. Fuck! haahaaha!
Irfan: us par mera bahut saara veery hai.
Maa: Lagaataar meri chut ki paani nikal raha hai! phir se!
Irfan: Haahaaha. us raat, main rukna chaahata tha. Lekin main bas skhalit hota raha. Aur, jab tak main samapt karta, tumhara chehara, us photo mein, mere veery se bheeg chuka tha.
Maa: Mei chahti hun ki tum ise phir se karo, Irfan. Lekin, is baar photo mein mere chehare par nahin. Mai chahti hun ki tum ise sach mein karo. Mai tumhen itana ache se chusungi, main tumhe apane upar veeryapaat karava doongi, Irfan. Mujhe ek besharm veery-baaltee ke star tak gira do! Mai tumse bheekh mangati hoon. Mai har din tumharee gendo ko chaatakar saaph karungi! Mai tumhari paid veshya ki tarah tumhare lie apni taangen kholungee. Mujhe apne shareer ko tumhare veery se dhankana pasand hai. Mujhe ek veshya kee tarah girao aur mujhe apni gulaam kutiya kee tarah chodo.
Irfan: Ammi, tum mujhe bahut uttejit kar deti ho. Mai phat sakata hoon. Mujhe nahin lagata ki mujhe apne lund ko chhoone ki bhi zaroorat hai.
Maa: Haahaaha. Main tumhaare saath woh porn dekhna chaahata hoon. Main tumhaari aankhon mein chamak dekhana chahta hoon jab tum apni ammi ko porn actress ke roop mein dekhte ho. Aur, main tumhaare raakshas land ko poore samay sahalaata rahoonga!
Irfan: yeh nishchit roop se mera sabase bada sapana hai, meri bitch ammi. aur, main tumhen bhi chodunga, vaheen! main sunishchit karoonga ki tum usse sau guna zyaada karaahen! main tumhe apne saamane ghutane tekane aur meri gendon ko chaatane, mera lund chusane aur tumhen apani kaamuk chut chodane ke lie mujhse bheekh maangane ke lie majaboor karunga.
Maa: Mujhe yah bahut pasand aaega!
Irfan: Main apane 18ven janmadin se vah vedio dekh raha hoon, ammi. Mujhe sach mein lagata hai ki usame tumi ho. Har baar jab mujhe tumhen chodne ki icha hoti hai, to main use dekhkar apani vaasana ko niyantrit karata hoon. kal bhee, ghar par, railway station ke lie nikalane se pahale, main ise chalaakar khud ko vash mein rakh raha tha.
Irfan: ab mere mobile par bhi yah hai. yah vahee veediyo hai jise mainne us din dekha tha jab tum achanak apne kamare se baahar aae the - jis din tumne mujhe lagabhag pakad liya tha. Aur yeh anumaan lagane mein koi dikkat nahin hai ki yah vimal tha, jisne mere phone ki vishishtataon ke anurup file ko sampeedit karane mein mere madad ki.
Irfan: Jab maine usse ek ehasaan maanga to vah hairan rah gaya ki main abhi bhi ise dekhta hoon, aur usne mujhe apana 10tb ka stash bhi ophar kiya. Lekin, main abhi bhi keval yah ek vishesh vedio chahta tha.
maa: Mujhe, kam se kam, ab pata chala ki vimal itani jaldee shadi kyon karana chaahaa hai. Haaha! Mujhe ummid hai ki woh sex ke apane adhik gyaan ke saath Namita ko do tukadon mein nahin tod dega! Haaha. aur, isake alaava, ek sudhaar hai - maine tumhen us din pakad liya tha. Maine tumhen yah ehasaas nahin hone diya ki maine tumhen pakad liya hai!
Irfan: Hehehe. sach hai!
Maa: Mujhe apne 18ven janmadin par vaapas le chalo! Mai jaanna chahta hun ki thum mera masoom beta se mere randwa kaisa ho gaya. Main tumase yah sunakar bahut bhagyashali hun!
Irfan: Haan. Aur, poori raat, main kaamuk philm ko baar-baar chalaata raha. mujhe samay ka pata hee nahin chala. main apane hee kaamuk kshetr mein tha, anaginat baar sahavaas kar raha tha jab tak ki agalee subah tumane mere daravaaje par dastak nahin dee.
Maa: tumhare kamare mein pravesh karane se pahale maine aakhiree baar dastak di thi.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai. Maine badalav ko notice kiya. Bas itana hi, mujhe kabhi ehasaas nahin hua ki kyou! maine bhi pareshaan nahin kiya.
Maa: Ab, tumhen pata hai. aur, ab, mujhe pata hai ki tumne kursee par baithe hue bhi apane shareer par kambal kyon lapeta hua tha!
Irfan: Mai pooree tarah se nanga tha, nahin to.
Maa: Mujhe kabhi andaaza bhi nahin hota.
Irfan: Jab tum andar aaien to main dang rah gaya. Mai jaldi se kuchh kar bhi nahin paaya aur computer band bhi nahin kar paaya! main sirf itana khush tha ki mere headphone lage hue the.
Maa: Mujhe bilkul bhi andaaza nahin tha ki tum kya kar rahe the. Mujhe pata tha ki monitor chaaloo tha. Mai light ko chamakate hue dekh sakata tha, lekin maine screen par nahin dekha. Maine sirf tumhare maathe par kis kiya aur chala gaya!
Irfan: Mujhe achi tarah yaad hai. Mujhe tumhen niraash karane ke lie aparaadhabodh se bhara hua tha, jabki tume mujh par bharosa kiya tha. Lekin ise koi fark nahin pada. Kyunki ghanton tak haardakor sex film mein tumhare kalpana karane ke baad, maine tumhe mere or aate dekha. Mujhe yakin tha ki mai tumhare sabhi chhedon ko chodane ke baad hi tumhaare lie vaasana ko chhodunga.
Maa: Aur, jab maine tumhe kiss kiya?
Irfan: Meri nazaren tumhare satin nightie ke gahare kat se mujhe mil rahi aakarshak clevage par tiki tha. Main bas ummid kar raha tha ki mai apna chehara tumhare stuno par ragad sakoon! Main tumhen apne kareeb kheenchna chahta tha, tumhen apne bistar par dhakelna chahta tha, aur wahin par tumhen chodna chahta tha!
Maa: Aur, isse tumhen mere lie tarasana band karane mein madad milti?
Irfan: is poore samay, maine socha ki tumhare saath ek vaastavik mulakat is adhyaay ko band kar dege. Lekin, ab, mujhe nahin lagata ki mai kabhi bhi tumhare lie bhookha rahna bandh kar paunga!
Maa: Tum chahte ho ki tumne pahale hi kuch kar liya hota?
Irfan: Tumhen pata nahin hai ki mai har baar tumhe dekhkar khud ko kaise niyantrit karata hoon.
Maa: Mai virodh nahin karata, Irfan! Tum hamesha mere saath the! Tumhen usi subah mujhe bhar dena chaahie tha! Tab se har din tumhare saath bistar par hone ki ummid mein chod lene ke liye bita hai!
Irfan: Ammi, kaash mujhe pata hota toh thume meri bistar per mere kutiya ki tarah chod ne wala tha.
Maa: kaash main tumhen bata paati!
Irfan: Mujhe phir kabi porn nahin dekhna padata! haaha!
Maa: Haahaaha! Main tumhare pornstar hoti!
Irfan: Aise bhi samay the jab main poori subah bistar par lete rahe, poori tarah se nangi, aur ummid karte rahe ki tum mere kamare mein aaoge. Mai tumhare saamne khud ko ujaagar karne ke lie taiyaar tha. Mai bahut chahte the ki meri ammi dekhe ki uska beta kya chhipa raha hai.
Maa: Aise kai din the jab main tumhare bedroom ke baahar intazaar karati thi, is iraade se ki jab tum bahut kam kapade pehne hue hote the to main andar ghus jaati thi. Mujhe abhi bhi ek dopahar yaad hai jab mai kamare ke daravaze par kaan lagae baithi thi aur maine tumhare zip neeche hote hue bhe suni. Mujhe bas andar aa jaana chaahie tha.
Irfan: tumhen andar aa jaana chaahie tha. shayad maine apni zip neeche khenche the taaki main apna lund baahar nikaal sakoon aur tumhare saamne hastamaithun kar sakoon.
Maa: Mujhe tumhen seedhe meri aankhon mei dekhte hue hastamaithun karane dena chaahie tha.
Irfan: tum abhi bhi wahi aurat thi jiske lie mai aaya tha.
Maa: kaash mainne tumhaare yuva man ko aur bhi aakarshak pal die hote.
Irfan: tumane hamesha aisa kiya, ammi. saath hi, mona lisa ne madad ki! Haaha!
Maa: shaayad ‘doosare pita ki meri bahan’ itni buri nahin hai, aakhirakaar! Haahaaha!
Irfan: lol! Mere janmadin ke baad har din, har baar jab tum mujhase kahati ki tum nahaane ja rahi ho, to main us vedio mein ek bhumika nibhaata tha jisamen mona lisa ko shower mei, gili aur nanga avastha mein dikhaya gaya tha. Mai tumhen kapade utarate hue dekhta tha, aur aise din bhi aate the jab main khud ko tumhare bra aur painti ka rang anumaan lagane ki chunauti deta tha.
Irfan: Har baar jab tum kahate the ki tum hamare kisi padosi ke ghar ja rahe ho, to main vah bhumika nibhata tha jisme mona lisa ko na keval uske padosi ke pati dvaara balki uske beton dvaara bhi ek hi samay par choda jaata hai! Mai kalpana karata tha ki tum chud rahi ho, jabki main dekhta tha!
Maa: Un maukon ke baare mein kya jab maine tumhen bataaya ki mai tumhare kisi dost se mila tha?!
Irfan: Mujhe laga ki tumne kaha tha ki tumhe keval Ron yaad hai!
Maa: yeh sach hai. lekin, agar mai kahata ki main tumhare kuch doston se takara gaya to tum kya karte. Tumane nishchit roop se us vedio mein bhoomika nibhaee hoge jismen tumharee pyaare ammi ko uski aadhi umr ke ladkon dvaara gangbang kiya gaya hai!
Irfan: Haahaaha! Achchha. Tumhen bahut jald pata chal jaega ki mai apne doston dvaara tumhe chodane ke baare mein kya sochata hoon.
Maa: oh, bhagavaan. kya tum yakin ho? haahaaha!
Irfan: haahaaha!
Maa: tumhare ladke mujhe pasand karate hain? Thum chahte ho ki , mai thumare doston ke lund chusthe chuste , unki veerya philu?
Irfan: Achchha. tum anumaan laga sakate ho. Lekin main tumhe yeh abhi nahin bataunge! Ise sirf tumhare aur mere beech hi rakhne ke lie bahut saare anurodh!
Maa: Haaha. Tum ek saidist ho! ek bade louda wale saidist!
Irfan: Haaha. Abhi ke lie, main tumhe bharosa dila doon ki tum us din se meri cum queen ho jab se main ek mard ban gaya, maa!
Maa: Lekin, tumhen mujhse pyaar karane ke lie porn ki zaroorat thi!
Irfan: maine woh porn vedio anant baar dekha hai. Lekin, yeh sab sirf tumhen usme kalpana karane ki santushti ke lie tha. Aur mere mann ki gaharaee mein, mere ek hisse ko yeh vishwas karne mein bahut maza aaya ki un aadmiyon ne tumhe sach mein le liya hai!
Maa: kya tumane mujhe vahaan dekha?! kya tum mujhe vahaan dekh sakate ho?
Irfan: haan, maa. Mujhe nahin pata ki usme aisa kya hai ya aisa kya hai. Lekin, mai yeh mahasoos karane se khud ko nahin rok sakata ki tum donon ek jaise ho.
Maa: haaha. to, iska matalab hai ki mai tumhare milf hoon?
Irfan: bina kisi sandeh ke!
Maa: to kaho!
Irfan: maine pehale hi kah diya hai.
Maa: Irfan! Jaisa main chahta hoon vaisa kaho!
Irfan: Haahaaha! oh, maa! theek hai. mere maa meri randy milf hai!
Maa: oh my!
Irfan: aisa nahin, please!
Maa: Haaha. achchha. Mai bas itana hi kah sakta hoon. Vimal kai baar bahut madadgaar bacha hota hai!
Irfan: Haaha! lol! Ham uske ehasaanamand hain, lekin tum chinta mat karo. Mai tumhen uske louda chusne ke lie majaboor nahin karunga!
Maa: haahaaha! Mujhe laga ki mai Vimal ki louda chus sakata hoon. lol!
Irfan: yeh usse behatar hona chaahie. shayad shadi ke baad 4some? maine suna hai ki Namita ek bahut hi badhiya ladki hai! Haaha! ya, kya hoga agar main tumhen uske lie nanga hokar poj dene dun? tum mona lisa volsh ko match de sakti ho. haahaaha!
Maa: Haaha. Irfan, tum bahut mazedaar ho! aur suno, mujhe bahut khushi hai ki tum mere saamne poori tarah se khul rahe ho. Mujhe tumse baat karke bahut khushi ho rahi hai. Bas itna sunishchit karo ki tum mujhe kuch bhi aur sab kuch bata sako!
Irfan: oh, haan. Mujhe bahut acha lag raha hai, maa. Mujhe pata hai ki main tumhen apne sabse gande rahasy bata sakata hoon! tumhare saath ye saari jaankaari saajha karana vaastav mein bahut aakarshak hai. ‘sexting my mother’ pehale se hi mere poore jeevan mein mile sabhi orgaasm se behatar mahasoos karta hai!
Jaaree rahega.......
