Erotic update. Enjoying the sexy conversation between Mom and Son.
Irfan: Tum yahaan galat ho! koi aashchary nahin ki pitaaji ne tumhen chhod diya!
Maa: Haahaaha!
Irfan: Hansana band karo! Yeh mazaak nahin hai.
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: theek hai. Hanso! roo! Jo chaaho karo, aur bas chale jao! Tum kisee laayak nahin ho!
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: Band karo! Mera mazaak udana band karo! Tumane jo kiya vah aparaadh hai!
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: Tumhen wo sandesh kahaan se mila? Maine apna khaata chek kiya. Yeh keval mere mobile se juda hai. Kya Uma tumhare sampark mein hai? Behatar hoga ki tum javaab do! Tum use kaise jaanate ho?!
Maa: lol!
Irfan: Yahaan kya ho raha hai?! Maine abhi usake saath apni chat chek kee, aur vah pichale hafte se online nahin aai hai. Usne kal jo sandesh mainne use bheja tha, vah bhee nahin dekha. Tum uske sampark mein kitane samay se ho? Mujhe jaanana hai, maan!
Maa: lol, lol!
Irfan: Aapne mujhe jo text bheja hai. Aapne use copy nahin kiya. Aapne har shabd taip kiya. Aur ismein ek galtikiya hai. Aapne poori zindagi wakyansh ka istemaal kiya. Maine kaha tha poori zindagi. Apne yah sandesh mujhe forward nahin kiya. Nahi Uma ne aapko vahi bheja. Amaari saari baatcheet private mode mein hai - maine abhi iski pushti ki hai. Koi copy ya screenshot nahin le sakta. Koi ise keval offline padhane ke lie save kar sakta hai. Aapane yah sandesh type kiya, maa. Ya to aapki yaadadaasht bahut badhiya hai aur aap har shabd ko lagabhag usi kram mein yaad rakh sakti hain jaisa Uma ne aapko bataaya tha, ya aapne uske account ko hake kar liya hai! Aapako mujhe batamna hoga ki aap vaastav mein kya kar rahi thi!
Maa: lol o lol!
Irfan: Bilakul nahin! maa! yah tum thi?! Tume Uma ho?!
Maa: Maaf karana?!
Irfan: Maa! Yeh luka-chhipi bahut ho gai! Tum Uma ho?! Mai tumse baat kar raha tha?!
Maa: Nahin. Mai bas ek bekaar aurat hoon, jise uske pati ne chhod diya hai, aur jo uske vayask bete ke lie sharm ki baat hai.
Irfan: Mera yeh matlab nahin tha, maa. Mai bas bahut hairaan tha. Mujhe bahut sharmindagi mahasoos ho rahi hai - us chat mein sab kuch ke baare mein. Tumhen pata hai ki yah bahut avishvasaneey hai!
Maa: Yahan itna avishvasaneey kya hai?
Irfan: Yeh tathy ki tum Uma ho - ki main tumase itani der tak baat kar raha tha! bakavaas! yah avaastavik hai.
Maa: Mujhe nahin pata ki tum kis baare mein baat kar rahe ho. Main kisee Uma ko nahin jaanata!
Irfan: chalo, Maa..... Please!
Maa: oh, sir! krpaya mujhse sammaan se baat na karen. Mere jaise neech mahila is laayak nahin hai. Main aapse vinamr nivedan karati hoon ki aap apni maukhik gaali-galauj jaaree rakhen!
Irfan: Mujhe khed hai ki main asabhy tha. Aap jaanate hain ki yah poora khulasa kitana chaunkane vaala hai. Mai bas ismen se kuch bhi nahin samajh pai!
Maa: Maine aapko message karana band kar diya hai, Irfan. alvida!
Irfan: Maa, please! Mere saath aisa mat karo. Main aapse vinati kar raha hoon ki aap ruk jaen. Aapko chhodkar jaana pitaaji ki sabse badi galti thi. Main bhi aisa nahin kar sakta. Mujhe aapki zaroorat hai, maa! Mujhe khed hai ki maine yeh sab kaha.
Maa: theek hai. lekin, phir bhi, alvida!
Irfan: Maa. Please, ruken! Mai hamare baare mein bahut soch raha tha. Yeh abhi ruk nahin sakta. Toh, kya yeh vaastav mein aap the?!
Maa: Yeh main thi, Irfan! Mai hi facebook par aapse baat kar rahi thi. Mai UMA hoon!
Yeh hi hai thumari pehali beja hua thumari maderchod lund ki picture.. Jab mai bhi meri nangi picture thume beja hu.
Irfan: Mai sach mein yah sweekar nahin kar sakta ki tumne vaastav mein aisa kiya.
Maa: Mai itne lambe samay se tumhare deewani hoon. Mujhe kuch karna hi tha, Irfan!
Irfan: phir bhi..... Tumhen himmat kaise mili?!
Maa: Yeh astitv ka maamla tha, Irfan! Mei tumhare saath rahna bahut chahti thi! Yeh itna saral hai.
Irfan: Tum mujhe bata sakti thi, maa. Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh tum ho. Mai pareshan nahin hoon, lekin mujhe bahut bura aur doshi mahasoos ho raha hai!
Maa: Mai tumhen nahin bata sakti thi, Irfan. Agar tumhen pata hota ki Uma thumare maa hai to tum usse baat nahin karte.
Irfan: Haan, maa...
Maa: Shayad, tum karte. Lekin, nishchit roop se us tarah nahin jis tarah se tumane usse dil khulakar baat ki! Tum mujhe kabhi bhi ve sabhi antarang vivaran nahin bataate.
Irfan: ruko! ruko! hamne jo tasveeren saajha ki, unaka kya? Usne mujhe jo tasveeren bhejeen, unaka kya?
Maa: Maine bheji.
Irfan: Mera matalab hai. Haan, mujhe pata hai! Lekin, aapko ve tasveeren kahaan se milen?
Maa: tumhaara kya matalab hai?
Irfan: Main un nanga tasveeron ki baat kar raha hoon jo hamne ek doosare ko de then! Khair, jaahir hai, hamne apne chehare dikhae bina tasveeren badalen. Lekin phir bhi, aapne un tasveeron ko taiyaar karane ka prabandhan kaise kiya, jinmen mainne waho pose maange the?
Maa: Tum bahut bewakooph ho, mere pyaare bete!
Irfan: kya?! Tum ek baar mere savaal ka javaab kyon nahin de sakte? Kya tum kahane chaah rahe ho... kya? Nahin!
Maa: Haan!
Irfan: Mujhe bheje ja rahi nange tasveeron mein aap hi nangi vyakti the?
Maa: Oh, mera Irfan! Haahaaha! Haan, haan, haan!
Irfan: Kya tumhen pata bhi hai ki mere phone ki aadhi memmory tumhare nange tasveeron se bhari hui hai?
Maa: Tumhen itni ghin kyon aa rahe hai? lol! Tum bhi mujhe bahut saare tasveeren bhejte ho. Maine tumhen jitne tasveeren bheje hain, usse das guna zyaada! Tumhare tasveeren rakhane ke lie mujhe cloud storeage ke sadasyata leni padi.
Irfan: Bakwaas! Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh tum hi ho! Mujhe yakeen nahin hota ki mujhe kabhi pata nahin chala!
Maa: Mujhe laga ki tum mujhe usi din pakad loge jis din main tumhen tumhare bedroom se tasveeren bhejungi - tumhaare bistar par lete hue!
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata tha! tumane mujhe koi suraag nahin diya!
Maa: shaayad, tum Uma ke shareer ki prashansa karane mein thoda zyaada saavadhaan the!
Irfan: Yeh bahut anuchit hai!
Maa: Maine tumhen bataya tha ki main tumhen hamesha nanga dekhti rahi hoon, Irfan.
Irfan: Kaun anuman laga sakta tha? Aur tumne yah baat kuch hi ghanton pahale kahi thi. Ham itne lambe samay se aisa karte aa rahe hain.
Maa: Maine tumhare lie wahi sari pahani thi jo maine apne shadi ke din pahane thi. Wahi pose jo hamare ghar mein lagi kae tasveron mein hai. Tum bas vichalit ho gai!
Irfan: Agar ismen se kuch bhi mera dhyaan bhatakta to main pata laga leta, maa.
Maa: Haahaaha! mai ise taarif ke taur par leti hoon, Irfan! Mera shareer bhi! Haaha! lekin, mujhe gambheerata se laga ki tum Uma ki pushti karoge, aur main wahi vyakti tha. Kam se kam aaj subah - jab maine tumhen apni vah tasveer bheji. Asli main ke roop mein. asali main se. Lekin, tum sabase kam prabhaavit hui!
Irfan: Main kabhi nahin soch sakta tha ki yeh Uma hai! hamesha... Uski chut bahut balon se bahari hui thi! Tumne mujhe dhokha diya, maa.
Maa: woh thi! Jab tak usne shave nahin kiya! Haahaaha!
Irfan: koi aashchary nahin ki pair itne parichit lag rahe the. Phir bhi maine khud ko itni aasaani se tumhare choot ke chaaron or ke til par aadi hone diya!
Maa: Tumhare galti! phir se!
Irfan: Main Uma ko bahut dhake hue, lagabhag poori tarah se kaale, kroch ke saath dekhne ka aadi tha, mujhe koi andaaja nahin tha ki woh kaise saaph aur chamakdaar dikhegi! Main ab maheenon se uske shareer par daavat uda raha tha. Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh meri apni maa thi!
Maa: Haahaaha! Haan! Tum nahin jaante the. Mujhe yeh jaankar khushi hui ki tum itni hoshiyaar ho. Uma khush hai!
Irfan: chup raho! yah bura ho sakata tha, maa. tum mujhe kisi tarah se chetavani de sakati thein. Mujhe bahut raahat mahasoos ho rahi hai ki maine Uma ke roop mein tumhaare dvaara bhejee gai koi bhi tasveer apne doston ko nahin dikhae!
Maa: Kya! mujhe laga ki hostel mein har koi mere lie hastamaithun kar raha hai. Mujhe niraasha ho rahi hai ki mujhe tumhare mobile mein bandh karake rakha gaya hai. Mujhe aazaad kar do, Irfan! Mei socha tha ki thum meri tasveere puri thara thumare dosto ko dikaya gaya, aur unlogone mere chut aur stun ko dekar apne lund ko hilaya hoga. haahaaha!
Irfan: Main tumhen iski keemat chukaane ja raha hoon, maa! tum ek badi kutiya randi ho!
Thuje ise chodunga thume mere lund ke alava kuch nahi yaad karegi. Thuje mere chinali rand banaubga maa.
Maa: haahaaha. Us din ke liye intazaar kar rahi hun.
Irfan: Tumhen yah naam kaise mila? UMA?! yeh to bahut hi nakli naam hai! gulaabi titalee kee behad anokhee chhavi ko to bhool hee na jao. lol!
Maa: haaha! haan?! Tumhen aisa lagata hai? khair, isne mere paripakv bete ko apane jeevan kee chhoti-chhoti ghatanaon ke baare mein use sab kuch bataane se nahin roka. apai vartamaan premika ki maa ke lie usake mahaan shuddh prem ke baare mein bahut vistrt dainik baatcheet ko to bhool hi na jao!
Irfan: Fuck you maa!
Maa: Haahaaha. Mujhe lagta hai ki main samajh gai hoon ki tum Ahaana se itana pyaar kyon karate ho. lol! Ummeed hai ki tum apni buddhi maa ko nahin bhuloge, kyonki tum donon ke saath samay bita rahe ho.
Irfan: Chup raho, maa!
Maa: Kam se kam, mujhase vaada karo ki tum Uma ke baare mein sochna kabhi band nahin karoge! Tum sach mein uske kharabooje ke lie tarasate the, hai na?! lol!
Irfan: maa! Please ise bandh karo. Tum mera apamaan kar rahe ho!
Maa: Haahaaha. Yeh sab bahut mazedaar lagega jab main kisi ko hamare mulaakaat ke baare mein bataungi. Mera matalab hai mulaakaat! main sach mein khulkar baat karane ke lie intazaar nahin kar sakati!
Irfan: maa! nahin. Please, tum aisa nahin kar sakate. Main tumhen aisa karne nahin de sakata hu!
Maa: Haaha Irfan! Is tarah se pratikriya karana band karo! Samne vyavahaar karo! Tum mujhse vaise kyon nahin baat kar sakate jaise tum Uma se karate ho?! Haahaaha!
Irfan: Maa. Please hamaare baare mein kisee ko mat bataana!
Maa: kyon?
Irfan: Please maa. Aisa mat karo, theek hai?! Tumhen pata hai main aisa kyon kah raha hoon!
Maa: Shaant raho. Mujhe pata hai, Irfan. Main hamaare baare mein kisi ko nahin bataunga.
Irfan: Mujhe abhi bhi yakeen nahin ho raha hai ki tum Uma ho!
Maa: Tumhaara matlab "U" hai? Tum use yahi bulaate the! Haahaaha!
Irfan: Maa! yah bahut hi sharmanaak hai. Tum bahut kroor ho.
Maa: Haahaaha! Mai bhi tumse pyaar karata hoon, Irfan.
Irfan: Yeh bahut hi ajeeb hai. Asambhav! uski bhaasha. Mera matalab hai, usne jo shabd istemaal kie. ve sabhi tumhaare aam taur par kahe jaane wale shabdon se bahut alag thi. Mujhe kam se kam do baar aisa saaph-saaph yaad hai jab tumane mujhe phone kiya tha, apne jaisa, jabki tumne mujhe Uma ke naam se maisej kiya tha. Tum itani aasani se do alag-alag zindagiyaan kaise jee sakati ho?!
Maa: Haahaaha! Main vaastav mein apne bete ki is prashansa ka aanand le rahi hoon.
Irfan: Main anumaan laga sakata hoon ki aapko un vaartalapon mein kitana maza aaya hoga, khaas taur par.
Maa: isse mujhe yeh samajhne mein madad milee ki mera beta jab kahata hai ki woh thaka hua hai aur so raha hai, to usaka kya matalab hota hai - U ki nangi tasveeren bhejo, poori raat!
Irfan: Maa, yeh bahut apratyaashit hai! Mujhe lagata hai ki ham bilkul alag kshetr mein hain. Aisee jagah jahaan hamen nahin hona chaahie tha.
Maa: Ham kabhi aisi jagah nahin the jahaan hamen hona chaahie tha, Irfan!
Irfan: Kya tum sach mein uma ho?! uske saare vichaar, aur kaamukata se judi har cheez ke baare mein itana gahara gyaan. Tum sex ke baare mein itana kaise jaanati ho?
Maa: Tum itni khush kyon ho? Uma ke taur par maine tumhen jo kuch bhi bataya, woh koi bahut nai baat nahin thi.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai. Lekin, tumane jo kuchh bhi kaha aur jiske baare mein baat ki, woh mere pidhi ke logon ki pasand thi. Tum yeh sab kaise jaanati ho?! Mujhe pata hai ki tum jaanti ho ki maine Uma se usaki umr kabhi nahin puchhe. Lekin, mujhe laga ki woh adhikatam 25 saal kee hogi. Mujhe yakeen tha ki main kisi aise vyakti se baat kar raha hoon jo mujhase sirf do saal bada hai. aapne yah sab itni achi tarah se kaise kar liya?!
Maa: shaayad, aapki maa utni buddhi nahin hain jitana aap sochate hain!
Irfan: Maa. Aap samajh rahee hain ki main kya kahana chaah raha hoon! un chat mein sabhi yaun shabd. Aap sex se judi cheezon mei itni achi tarah se kaise paarangat hain?! Main unke dvaara kahi gaie sharaarate gandi baaten kabhi nahin bhulunga. Mera matalab hai, aapne kaha! Uma kisee aise vyakti kee tarah baat karati thi jo porn saamraajy ka maalik ho!
Maa: Haahaaha! Ho sakata hai, mere paas porn empire ho. Ho sakata hai, tum apani maa ko theek se nahin jaante ho!
Irfan: Bas mujhe batao ki yeh kya hai!
Maa: Achchha… ho sakata hai, yeh mere saamne aai har baat se ho!
Irfan: Kya? Tum abhi bhi mujhe kaaran nahin bata rahi ho! aur tum jo kuch bhi mujhe batati ho, woh paheliyon jaisa lagata hai. Isamen kuch aur hai. Bas main samajh nahin pa rahi hoon ki kya hai!
Maa: Aur kuch nahin hai! vaise bhi aur kya bacha hai!
Irfan: Tumane apne poorv premi ke saath jo romaanch kie, unke baare mein kya? haan, bilkul! uske baare mein kya? Mera matalab hai, Uma ne apne poorv premi ke saath jo romaanch kie, unake baare mein kya! Ve tumhare kalpanaen theen, maa?
Maa: ve sab meri vaastavik zindagee se the!
Irfan: Tumhaara koi premi tha?!
Maa: Mera pati tha!
Irfan: kya?! maa! yeh mujhe maar raha hai! Tum sab kuchh saaf-saaf kyon nahin bata sakati?
Maa: Irfan. Mujhe lagata hai ki hamen phesabuk par hui har baat par charcha nahin karani chaahie. Kyonki agar main tumse un baaton par savaal puchna shuru kar doon jo tumne mujhe batae hain, to tum chaahoge ki tum mar jao!
Irfan: Fuck! haan! mujhe pata hai! lekin, phir bhi....…
Maa: Haahaaha. Ab koi lekin ya abhi bhi nahin! Yeh charcha yahin khatm ho gai. Hamane is baare mein baat ki kyonki tum train mein ho. Jab tak tum ghar nahin aa jaatee, ham kuchh aur nahin kar sakte! Tumhare yahan aane ke baad ham is baare mein aur kuch nahin kahenge! Theek hai? Mujhe apne bete ke saath karane ke lie bahut see any mahatvapoorn cheejen hain!
Irfan: Main jaanna chahta hoon ki tumhare vaastavikata kya hai! kam se kam tumhare vaastavikata ka vah hissa jo mujhe batata hai ki tum kis vajah se badal gai! please, maa. Ham aaj ke baad is baare mein baat nahin karenge! Main bhi iska ek aur episod nahin chahta!
Maa: Achchha! koi bhi jast sexting ka ek aur episod nahin chahta!
Irfan: Hehehe. maa... lekin... please! Mujhe batao!
Maa: Theek hai, Uma ke roop mein maine tumhen jo kuch bhi bataaya vah sach hai! poori tarah sach nahin hai. Lekin, ve sabhee sachi ghatanaen hain jinke baare mein maine tumhen bataya. Mujhe bas ise ek alag drshtikon se kahana tha.
Irfsn: Mujhe abhi bhi samajh nahin aaya.
Maa: Uma ne jo kuchh bhi kaha ki usne apane poorv premi ke saath kiya, vahee maine tumhare pita ke saath kiya!
Irfan: Kya bakwaas hai! Yeh asambhav hai! Tum jhooth bol rahi ho! tumhen uske saath rahna pasand nahin tha! tumhen pitaji ke saath bahut mushkil samay guzara.
Maa: Haan, Tum sahee ho! Lekin, yah tab hua jab maine uske saath saalon tak sabse kaamuk sex kiya! Tumhare pitaji ka lund chhota hai, lekin unke paas kuch kaushal hain! unhen pata tha ki yeh kaise karana hai. Tumhaare pitaaji aur mere beech aise kai bold pal the. Mainne unke saath bahut maza kiya. Bas yahi kaaran hai ki main dhokhe ko bardaasht nahin kar sakata.
Irfan: aur, un samayon ke baare mein kya jab tumne kaha, mera matalab hai Uma ne kaha. Tumne kaha tha. oh… yah to… theek hai. to, us poore paridrshy ke baare mein kya jab Uma ne dileep ko bataaya ki usake poorv premi ne use yeh sochakar choda ki vah uski maa hai? Yeh ek saraasar jhooth tha, hai na?
Maa: Nahin! Tum mujhe nahin jaanate. Ya tumhaare pita! Tumhare pita ne mujhe yeh sochakar choda ki mai uske maan hoon - tumhare daddy!
Irfan:Kya?
Maa: woh mujhe apni maa ki tarah kapade pahanata tha, aur mujhe lagaataar chodta tha! Jab use yeh sab pasand nahin aata tha, to woh mujhe apne pita ki kalpana karane ke lie kahata tha, jo mujhe le ja rahe the. Tumhare pita chahte the ki tumharee maa soche ki tumhare dadaji use chod rahe hain! Aur phir, ek din aisa bhee aaya jab usane mujhe choda, mujhse kaha ki main apne pita ko mere saath chodte hue dekhun!
Irfan: Yeh sab mere lie bahut zyaada hai. Please mujhe batao ki uske baad tumhen pitaji se nafarat hone lagi!
Maa: Bilakul nahin, Irfan. Haaha! maine iska bharapoor aanand liya, jise main bayaan nahin kar sakata. Tumhare pita jaante the ki main kya le sakta hoon. Unhen pata tha ki mujhe kya diya jaana chahie. Hamaare beech itni achi samajh thi. Hamaara rishta itna badhiya tha!
Irfan: To, iselie tum mujhe kahate rahate theen ki incest saamaany hai. Tumhen apne bete ke tumhare prati vaasana rakhne ke vichaar se kabhi koi pareshani nahin hui, kyonki tumhara pati apni maa ke prati vaasana rakhta tha, aur tumhen yah acha lagata tha!
Maa: Haan! Sahi! Maine kabhi shikaayat nahin ki hoti. Haaha! Main chahti thi ki tum mere peechhe paagal ho jao. Haahaaha!
Irfsn: Tumhen vaaki bura nahin laga ki pitaji apni maa ke baare mein gandi baaten kar rahe hain?
Maa: Shaayad tumne apni daadi ko unke shuruati dinon mein zyaada nahin dekha hai. Woh abhi bhi bahut khubasurat mahila hain. Lekin, us samay, woh bahut hot theen. Jab tumhare pitaji ne pahali baar mujhe apni kalpana batai the, to mai thoda hairaan thi, phir bhi main unhen dosh nahin de sakti. Baaki sab kuch to bas hota hi raha. Maine unhen apni marjee se chlane diya, aur mujhe sirf aanand mila. Haalaanki, sab kuch hone ke baad, maine unke saath aur ab tumhare saath bhi aisa hi kiya. Mujhe sach mein aashchary is baat par hua ki maine tumhaare pitaaji se kaha tha ki ek din aisa aaega jab unka beta bhi mere lie aisa hi mahasoos karega. Haahaaha!
Irfan: Sach mein?
Maa: Haan.
Irfan: Mujhe yakin hai ki unhen yah pasand nahin aaya hoga. Please, mujhe batao ki aisa tha!
Maa: Tum ab bhi aisa sochna chahte ho? Tum vaaki apne pitaji ko nahin jaante, Irfan. Mere kathan par uski pratikriya ne mujhe chaunka diya - usne poore ek saptaah tak kaam nahin kiya, mujhe is tarah se choda jaise ki usaki poore zindagi us par nirbhar karate hai. Mujhe aise tarike se dhokha diya gaya jiske baare mein maine kabhi nahin socha tha. Woh ek beemaar aur vikrt kamina tha. Durbhaagy se, woh abhi bhi hai!
Irfan: Tumhen uski yaad aati hai?
Maa: kabhi-kabhi, haan. Lekin har baar jab mujhe lagata hai ki main tootne wala hoon, to main apni aankhen band kar leta hoon, aur tumhare baare mein sochta hoon. Main kalpana karata hoon ki tum mere saamane khade ho, apne mote, sakht, nange lund ko sahala rahe ho. Aur bas kuchh second ke baad, main bhool jaata hoon ki tumhare pita bhi maujood the!
Irfsn: Main tumse pyaar karata hoon, maa! Main vaada karata hoon ki main tumhen kabhi uski kami mahasoos nahin hone dunga!
Maa: Main jaanta hoon, Irfan. Isalie main tumse zyaada pyaar karata hoon. Aur, main chahta hoon ki tum jaan lo ki inmen se kuchh bhi mere mann mei tumhare lie jo hai use nahin badalega. Ye saari baaten jo hamne abhi saajha ki hain, ve koi maayane nahin rakhten. Mujhe tumhari bahut zaroorat hai, Irfan! Mai chahta hoon ki tum is baat ko lekar aashvast ho jao!
Irfan: Mai jaanta hoon, maa. Mai jaanta hoon! bas itna hai ki sab kuchh vishvaas se pare hai. Mujhe yeh bhi nahin pata ki mujhe ab tumhen kya bulana chahie!
Maa: Haahaaha! shaant ho jao, Irfan. sab theek hai.
Irfan: Mai theek hoon.
Maa: Kya tum mujhe Uma bulaana chaahte ho? Hehehe. Ya, kya tum is baat se khush ho ki main tumhare maa bane rahoon? Saba shaini ke baare mein kya?
Irfan: Tum chahti ho ki main tumhen kya bulaoon? Pitaaji tumhen kya bulate the?!
Maa: Haahaaha! Mujhe lagata hai mera beta irshyaalu kism ka hai. lol!
Irfan: chup raho, maa...
Maa: Haaha. Mujhe lagata hai ki agar main tumhare kaanon mein phusphusaakar kahoon ki tum sach mein mujhe chodte ho! Tab tak ise suspens hi rahane do!
Irfan: Tum ek dhoort lomri ho, maa! Tumne mujhe poori tarah se kuchal diya! Mujhe kabhi nahin laga ki tum Uma ho!
Maa: Tum jo bhi kaho, lekin asal baat yah hai ki tum hamesha apni maa ko sexting karti rahi ho.
Irfan: Haan! main hamesha apni maa ko sexst karta raha hoon! aur, ab ise khatm karane ka samay aa gaya hai! haaha!
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Irfan: Tum yahaan galat ho! koi aashchary nahin ki pitaaji ne tumhen chhod diya!
Maa: Haahaaha!
Irfan: Hansana band karo! Yeh mazaak nahin hai.
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: theek hai. Hanso! roo! Jo chaaho karo, aur bas chale jao! Tum kisee laayak nahin ho!
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: Band karo! Mera mazaak udana band karo! Tumane jo kiya vah aparaadh hai!
Maa: Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaahaaha!
Irfan: Tumhen wo sandesh kahaan se mila? Maine apna khaata chek kiya. Yeh keval mere mobile se juda hai. Kya Uma tumhare sampark mein hai? Behatar hoga ki tum javaab do! Tum use kaise jaanate ho?!
Maa: lol!
Irfan: Yahaan kya ho raha hai?! Maine abhi usake saath apni chat chek kee, aur vah pichale hafte se online nahin aai hai. Usne kal jo sandesh mainne use bheja tha, vah bhee nahin dekha. Tum uske sampark mein kitane samay se ho? Mujhe jaanana hai, maan!
Maa: lol, lol!
Irfan: Aapne mujhe jo text bheja hai. Aapne use copy nahin kiya. Aapne har shabd taip kiya. Aur ismein ek galtikiya hai. Aapne poori zindagi wakyansh ka istemaal kiya. Maine kaha tha poori zindagi. Apne yah sandesh mujhe forward nahin kiya. Nahi Uma ne aapko vahi bheja. Amaari saari baatcheet private mode mein hai - maine abhi iski pushti ki hai. Koi copy ya screenshot nahin le sakta. Koi ise keval offline padhane ke lie save kar sakta hai. Aapane yah sandesh type kiya, maa. Ya to aapki yaadadaasht bahut badhiya hai aur aap har shabd ko lagabhag usi kram mein yaad rakh sakti hain jaisa Uma ne aapko bataaya tha, ya aapne uske account ko hake kar liya hai! Aapako mujhe batamna hoga ki aap vaastav mein kya kar rahi thi!
Maa: lol o lol!
Irfan: Bilakul nahin! maa! yah tum thi?! Tume Uma ho?!
Maa: Maaf karana?!
Irfan: Maa! Yeh luka-chhipi bahut ho gai! Tum Uma ho?! Mai tumse baat kar raha tha?!
Maa: Nahin. Mai bas ek bekaar aurat hoon, jise uske pati ne chhod diya hai, aur jo uske vayask bete ke lie sharm ki baat hai.
Irfan: Mera yeh matlab nahin tha, maa. Mai bas bahut hairaan tha. Mujhe bahut sharmindagi mahasoos ho rahi hai - us chat mein sab kuch ke baare mein. Tumhen pata hai ki yah bahut avishvasaneey hai!
Maa: Yahan itna avishvasaneey kya hai?
Irfan: Yeh tathy ki tum Uma ho - ki main tumase itani der tak baat kar raha tha! bakavaas! yah avaastavik hai.
Maa: Mujhe nahin pata ki tum kis baare mein baat kar rahe ho. Main kisee Uma ko nahin jaanata!
Irfan: chalo, Maa..... Please!
Maa: oh, sir! krpaya mujhse sammaan se baat na karen. Mere jaise neech mahila is laayak nahin hai. Main aapse vinamr nivedan karati hoon ki aap apni maukhik gaali-galauj jaaree rakhen!
Irfan: Mujhe khed hai ki main asabhy tha. Aap jaanate hain ki yah poora khulasa kitana chaunkane vaala hai. Mai bas ismen se kuch bhi nahin samajh pai!
Maa: Maine aapko message karana band kar diya hai, Irfan. alvida!
Irfan: Maa, please! Mere saath aisa mat karo. Main aapse vinati kar raha hoon ki aap ruk jaen. Aapko chhodkar jaana pitaaji ki sabse badi galti thi. Main bhi aisa nahin kar sakta. Mujhe aapki zaroorat hai, maa! Mujhe khed hai ki maine yeh sab kaha.
Maa: theek hai. lekin, phir bhi, alvida!
Irfan: Maa. Please, ruken! Mai hamare baare mein bahut soch raha tha. Yeh abhi ruk nahin sakta. Toh, kya yeh vaastav mein aap the?!
Maa: Yeh main thi, Irfan! Mai hi facebook par aapse baat kar rahi thi. Mai UMA hoon!
Yeh hi hai thumari pehali beja hua thumari maderchod lund ki picture.
Irfan: Mai sach mein yah sweekar nahin kar sakta ki tumne vaastav mein aisa kiya.
Maa: Mai itne lambe samay se tumhare deewani hoon. Mujhe kuch karna hi tha, Irfan!
Irfan: phir bhi..... Tumhen himmat kaise mili?!
Maa: Yeh astitv ka maamla tha, Irfan! Mei tumhare saath rahna bahut chahti thi! Yeh itna saral hai.
Irfan: Tum mujhe bata sakti thi, maa. Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh tum ho. Mai pareshan nahin hoon, lekin mujhe bahut bura aur doshi mahasoos ho raha hai!
Maa: Mai tumhen nahin bata sakti thi, Irfan. Agar tumhen pata hota ki Uma thumare maa hai to tum usse baat nahin karte.
Irfan: Haan, maa...
Maa: Shayad, tum karte. Lekin, nishchit roop se us tarah nahin jis tarah se tumane usse dil khulakar baat ki! Tum mujhe kabhi bhi ve sabhi antarang vivaran nahin bataate.
Irfan: ruko! ruko! hamne jo tasveeren saajha ki, unaka kya? Usne mujhe jo tasveeren bhejeen, unaka kya?
Maa: Maine bheji.
Irfan: Mera matalab hai. Haan, mujhe pata hai! Lekin, aapko ve tasveeren kahaan se milen?
Maa: tumhaara kya matalab hai?
Irfan: Main un nanga tasveeron ki baat kar raha hoon jo hamne ek doosare ko de then! Khair, jaahir hai, hamne apne chehare dikhae bina tasveeren badalen. Lekin phir bhi, aapne un tasveeron ko taiyaar karane ka prabandhan kaise kiya, jinmen mainne waho pose maange the?
Maa: Tum bahut bewakooph ho, mere pyaare bete!
Irfan: kya?! Tum ek baar mere savaal ka javaab kyon nahin de sakte? Kya tum kahane chaah rahe ho... kya? Nahin!
Maa: Haan!
Irfan: Mujhe bheje ja rahi nange tasveeron mein aap hi nangi vyakti the?
Maa: Oh, mera Irfan! Haahaaha! Haan, haan, haan!
Irfan: Kya tumhen pata bhi hai ki mere phone ki aadhi memmory tumhare nange tasveeron se bhari hui hai?
Maa: Tumhen itni ghin kyon aa rahe hai? lol! Tum bhi mujhe bahut saare tasveeren bhejte ho. Maine tumhen jitne tasveeren bheje hain, usse das guna zyaada! Tumhare tasveeren rakhane ke lie mujhe cloud storeage ke sadasyata leni padi.
Irfan: Bakwaas! Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh tum hi ho! Mujhe yakeen nahin hota ki mujhe kabhi pata nahin chala!
Maa: Mujhe laga ki tum mujhe usi din pakad loge jis din main tumhen tumhare bedroom se tasveeren bhejungi - tumhaare bistar par lete hue!
Irfan: Mujhe nahin pata tha! tumane mujhe koi suraag nahin diya!
Maa: shaayad, tum Uma ke shareer ki prashansa karane mein thoda zyaada saavadhaan the!
Irfan: Yeh bahut anuchit hai!
Maa: Maine tumhen bataya tha ki main tumhen hamesha nanga dekhti rahi hoon, Irfan.
Irfan: Kaun anuman laga sakta tha? Aur tumne yah baat kuch hi ghanton pahale kahi thi. Ham itne lambe samay se aisa karte aa rahe hain.
Maa: Maine tumhare lie wahi sari pahani thi jo maine apne shadi ke din pahane thi. Wahi pose jo hamare ghar mein lagi kae tasveron mein hai. Tum bas vichalit ho gai!
Irfan: Agar ismen se kuch bhi mera dhyaan bhatakta to main pata laga leta, maa.
Maa: Haahaaha! mai ise taarif ke taur par leti hoon, Irfan! Mera shareer bhi! Haaha! lekin, mujhe gambheerata se laga ki tum Uma ki pushti karoge, aur main wahi vyakti tha. Kam se kam aaj subah - jab maine tumhen apni vah tasveer bheji. Asli main ke roop mein. asali main se. Lekin, tum sabase kam prabhaavit hui!
Irfan: Main kabhi nahin soch sakta tha ki yeh Uma hai! hamesha... Uski chut bahut balon se bahari hui thi! Tumne mujhe dhokha diya, maa.
Maa: woh thi! Jab tak usne shave nahin kiya! Haahaaha!
Irfan: koi aashchary nahin ki pair itne parichit lag rahe the. Phir bhi maine khud ko itni aasaani se tumhare choot ke chaaron or ke til par aadi hone diya!
Maa: Tumhare galti! phir se!
Irfan: Main Uma ko bahut dhake hue, lagabhag poori tarah se kaale, kroch ke saath dekhne ka aadi tha, mujhe koi andaaja nahin tha ki woh kaise saaph aur chamakdaar dikhegi! Main ab maheenon se uske shareer par daavat uda raha tha. Mujhe nahin pata tha ki yeh meri apni maa thi!
Maa: Haahaaha! Haan! Tum nahin jaante the. Mujhe yeh jaankar khushi hui ki tum itni hoshiyaar ho. Uma khush hai!
Irfan: chup raho! yah bura ho sakata tha, maa. tum mujhe kisi tarah se chetavani de sakati thein. Mujhe bahut raahat mahasoos ho rahi hai ki maine Uma ke roop mein tumhaare dvaara bhejee gai koi bhi tasveer apne doston ko nahin dikhae!
Maa: Kya! mujhe laga ki hostel mein har koi mere lie hastamaithun kar raha hai. Mujhe niraasha ho rahi hai ki mujhe tumhare mobile mein bandh karake rakha gaya hai. Mujhe aazaad kar do, Irfan! Mei socha tha ki thum meri tasveere puri thara thumare dosto ko dikaya gaya, aur unlogone mere chut aur stun ko dekar apne lund ko hilaya hoga. haahaaha!
Irfan: Main tumhen iski keemat chukaane ja raha hoon, maa! tum ek badi kutiya randi ho!
Thuje ise chodunga thume mere lund ke alava kuch nahi yaad karegi. Thuje mere chinali rand banaubga maa.
Maa: haahaaha. Us din ke liye intazaar kar rahi hun.
Irfan: Tumhen yah naam kaise mila? UMA?! yeh to bahut hi nakli naam hai! gulaabi titalee kee behad anokhee chhavi ko to bhool hee na jao. lol!
Maa: haaha! haan?! Tumhen aisa lagata hai? khair, isne mere paripakv bete ko apane jeevan kee chhoti-chhoti ghatanaon ke baare mein use sab kuch bataane se nahin roka. apai vartamaan premika ki maa ke lie usake mahaan shuddh prem ke baare mein bahut vistrt dainik baatcheet ko to bhool hi na jao!
Irfan: Fuck you maa!
Maa: Haahaaha. Mujhe lagta hai ki main samajh gai hoon ki tum Ahaana se itana pyaar kyon karate ho. lol! Ummeed hai ki tum apni buddhi maa ko nahin bhuloge, kyonki tum donon ke saath samay bita rahe ho.
Irfan: Chup raho, maa!
Maa: Kam se kam, mujhase vaada karo ki tum Uma ke baare mein sochna kabhi band nahin karoge! Tum sach mein uske kharabooje ke lie tarasate the, hai na?! lol!
Irfan: maa! Please ise bandh karo. Tum mera apamaan kar rahe ho!
Maa: Haahaaha. Yeh sab bahut mazedaar lagega jab main kisi ko hamare mulaakaat ke baare mein bataungi. Mera matalab hai mulaakaat! main sach mein khulkar baat karane ke lie intazaar nahin kar sakati!
Irfan: maa! nahin. Please, tum aisa nahin kar sakate. Main tumhen aisa karne nahin de sakata hu!
Maa: Haaha Irfan! Is tarah se pratikriya karana band karo! Samne vyavahaar karo! Tum mujhse vaise kyon nahin baat kar sakate jaise tum Uma se karate ho?! Haahaaha!
Irfan: Maa. Please hamaare baare mein kisee ko mat bataana!
Maa: kyon?
Irfan: Please maa. Aisa mat karo, theek hai?! Tumhen pata hai main aisa kyon kah raha hoon!
Maa: Shaant raho. Mujhe pata hai, Irfan. Main hamaare baare mein kisi ko nahin bataunga.
Irfan: Mujhe abhi bhi yakeen nahin ho raha hai ki tum Uma ho!
Maa: Tumhaara matlab "U" hai? Tum use yahi bulaate the! Haahaaha!
Irfan: Maa! yah bahut hi sharmanaak hai. Tum bahut kroor ho.
Maa: Haahaaha! Mai bhi tumse pyaar karata hoon, Irfan.
Irfan: Yeh bahut hi ajeeb hai. Asambhav! uski bhaasha. Mera matalab hai, usne jo shabd istemaal kie. ve sabhi tumhaare aam taur par kahe jaane wale shabdon se bahut alag thi. Mujhe kam se kam do baar aisa saaph-saaph yaad hai jab tumane mujhe phone kiya tha, apne jaisa, jabki tumne mujhe Uma ke naam se maisej kiya tha. Tum itani aasani se do alag-alag zindagiyaan kaise jee sakati ho?!
Maa: Haahaaha! Main vaastav mein apne bete ki is prashansa ka aanand le rahi hoon.
Irfan: Main anumaan laga sakata hoon ki aapko un vaartalapon mein kitana maza aaya hoga, khaas taur par.
Maa: isse mujhe yeh samajhne mein madad milee ki mera beta jab kahata hai ki woh thaka hua hai aur so raha hai, to usaka kya matalab hota hai - U ki nangi tasveeren bhejo, poori raat!
Irfan: Maa, yeh bahut apratyaashit hai! Mujhe lagata hai ki ham bilkul alag kshetr mein hain. Aisee jagah jahaan hamen nahin hona chaahie tha.
Maa: Ham kabhi aisi jagah nahin the jahaan hamen hona chaahie tha, Irfan!
Irfan: Kya tum sach mein uma ho?! uske saare vichaar, aur kaamukata se judi har cheez ke baare mein itana gahara gyaan. Tum sex ke baare mein itana kaise jaanati ho?
Maa: Tum itni khush kyon ho? Uma ke taur par maine tumhen jo kuch bhi bataya, woh koi bahut nai baat nahin thi.
Irfan: Mujhe pata hai. Lekin, tumane jo kuchh bhi kaha aur jiske baare mein baat ki, woh mere pidhi ke logon ki pasand thi. Tum yeh sab kaise jaanati ho?! Mujhe pata hai ki tum jaanti ho ki maine Uma se usaki umr kabhi nahin puchhe. Lekin, mujhe laga ki woh adhikatam 25 saal kee hogi. Mujhe yakeen tha ki main kisi aise vyakti se baat kar raha hoon jo mujhase sirf do saal bada hai. aapne yah sab itni achi tarah se kaise kar liya?!
Maa: shaayad, aapki maa utni buddhi nahin hain jitana aap sochate hain!
Irfan: Maa. Aap samajh rahee hain ki main kya kahana chaah raha hoon! un chat mein sabhi yaun shabd. Aap sex se judi cheezon mei itni achi tarah se kaise paarangat hain?! Main unke dvaara kahi gaie sharaarate gandi baaten kabhi nahin bhulunga. Mera matalab hai, aapne kaha! Uma kisee aise vyakti kee tarah baat karati thi jo porn saamraajy ka maalik ho!
Maa: Haahaaha! Ho sakata hai, mere paas porn empire ho. Ho sakata hai, tum apani maa ko theek se nahin jaante ho!
Irfan: Bas mujhe batao ki yeh kya hai!
Maa: Achchha… ho sakata hai, yeh mere saamne aai har baat se ho!
Irfan: Kya? Tum abhi bhi mujhe kaaran nahin bata rahi ho! aur tum jo kuch bhi mujhe batati ho, woh paheliyon jaisa lagata hai. Isamen kuch aur hai. Bas main samajh nahin pa rahi hoon ki kya hai!
Maa: Aur kuch nahin hai! vaise bhi aur kya bacha hai!
Irfan: Tumane apne poorv premi ke saath jo romaanch kie, unke baare mein kya? haan, bilkul! uske baare mein kya? Mera matalab hai, Uma ne apne poorv premi ke saath jo romaanch kie, unake baare mein kya! Ve tumhare kalpanaen theen, maa?
Maa: ve sab meri vaastavik zindagee se the!
Irfan: Tumhaara koi premi tha?!
Maa: Mera pati tha!
Irfan: kya?! maa! yeh mujhe maar raha hai! Tum sab kuchh saaf-saaf kyon nahin bata sakati?
Maa: Irfan. Mujhe lagata hai ki hamen phesabuk par hui har baat par charcha nahin karani chaahie. Kyonki agar main tumse un baaton par savaal puchna shuru kar doon jo tumne mujhe batae hain, to tum chaahoge ki tum mar jao!
Irfan: Fuck! haan! mujhe pata hai! lekin, phir bhi....…
Maa: Haahaaha. Ab koi lekin ya abhi bhi nahin! Yeh charcha yahin khatm ho gai. Hamane is baare mein baat ki kyonki tum train mein ho. Jab tak tum ghar nahin aa jaatee, ham kuchh aur nahin kar sakte! Tumhare yahan aane ke baad ham is baare mein aur kuch nahin kahenge! Theek hai? Mujhe apne bete ke saath karane ke lie bahut see any mahatvapoorn cheejen hain!
Irfan: Main jaanna chahta hoon ki tumhare vaastavikata kya hai! kam se kam tumhare vaastavikata ka vah hissa jo mujhe batata hai ki tum kis vajah se badal gai! please, maa. Ham aaj ke baad is baare mein baat nahin karenge! Main bhi iska ek aur episod nahin chahta!
Maa: Achchha! koi bhi jast sexting ka ek aur episod nahin chahta!
Irfan: Hehehe. maa... lekin... please! Mujhe batao!
Maa: Theek hai, Uma ke roop mein maine tumhen jo kuch bhi bataaya vah sach hai! poori tarah sach nahin hai. Lekin, ve sabhee sachi ghatanaen hain jinke baare mein maine tumhen bataya. Mujhe bas ise ek alag drshtikon se kahana tha.
Irfsn: Mujhe abhi bhi samajh nahin aaya.
Maa: Uma ne jo kuchh bhi kaha ki usne apane poorv premi ke saath kiya, vahee maine tumhare pita ke saath kiya!
Irfan: Kya bakwaas hai! Yeh asambhav hai! Tum jhooth bol rahi ho! tumhen uske saath rahna pasand nahin tha! tumhen pitaji ke saath bahut mushkil samay guzara.
Maa: Haan, Tum sahee ho! Lekin, yah tab hua jab maine uske saath saalon tak sabse kaamuk sex kiya! Tumhare pitaji ka lund chhota hai, lekin unke paas kuch kaushal hain! unhen pata tha ki yeh kaise karana hai. Tumhaare pitaaji aur mere beech aise kai bold pal the. Mainne unke saath bahut maza kiya. Bas yahi kaaran hai ki main dhokhe ko bardaasht nahin kar sakata.
Irfan: aur, un samayon ke baare mein kya jab tumne kaha, mera matalab hai Uma ne kaha. Tumne kaha tha. oh… yah to… theek hai. to, us poore paridrshy ke baare mein kya jab Uma ne dileep ko bataaya ki usake poorv premi ne use yeh sochakar choda ki vah uski maa hai? Yeh ek saraasar jhooth tha, hai na?
Maa: Nahin! Tum mujhe nahin jaanate. Ya tumhaare pita! Tumhare pita ne mujhe yeh sochakar choda ki mai uske maan hoon - tumhare daddy!
Irfan:Kya?
Maa: woh mujhe apni maa ki tarah kapade pahanata tha, aur mujhe lagaataar chodta tha! Jab use yeh sab pasand nahin aata tha, to woh mujhe apne pita ki kalpana karane ke lie kahata tha, jo mujhe le ja rahe the. Tumhare pita chahte the ki tumharee maa soche ki tumhare dadaji use chod rahe hain! Aur phir, ek din aisa bhee aaya jab usane mujhe choda, mujhse kaha ki main apne pita ko mere saath chodte hue dekhun!
Irfan: Yeh sab mere lie bahut zyaada hai. Please mujhe batao ki uske baad tumhen pitaji se nafarat hone lagi!
Maa: Bilakul nahin, Irfan. Haaha! maine iska bharapoor aanand liya, jise main bayaan nahin kar sakata. Tumhare pita jaante the ki main kya le sakta hoon. Unhen pata tha ki mujhe kya diya jaana chahie. Hamaare beech itni achi samajh thi. Hamaara rishta itna badhiya tha!
Irfan: To, iselie tum mujhe kahate rahate theen ki incest saamaany hai. Tumhen apne bete ke tumhare prati vaasana rakhne ke vichaar se kabhi koi pareshani nahin hui, kyonki tumhara pati apni maa ke prati vaasana rakhta tha, aur tumhen yah acha lagata tha!
Maa: Haan! Sahi! Maine kabhi shikaayat nahin ki hoti. Haaha! Main chahti thi ki tum mere peechhe paagal ho jao. Haahaaha!
Irfsn: Tumhen vaaki bura nahin laga ki pitaji apni maa ke baare mein gandi baaten kar rahe hain?
Maa: Shaayad tumne apni daadi ko unke shuruati dinon mein zyaada nahin dekha hai. Woh abhi bhi bahut khubasurat mahila hain. Lekin, us samay, woh bahut hot theen. Jab tumhare pitaji ne pahali baar mujhe apni kalpana batai the, to mai thoda hairaan thi, phir bhi main unhen dosh nahin de sakti. Baaki sab kuch to bas hota hi raha. Maine unhen apni marjee se chlane diya, aur mujhe sirf aanand mila. Haalaanki, sab kuch hone ke baad, maine unke saath aur ab tumhare saath bhi aisa hi kiya. Mujhe sach mein aashchary is baat par hua ki maine tumhaare pitaaji se kaha tha ki ek din aisa aaega jab unka beta bhi mere lie aisa hi mahasoos karega. Haahaaha!
Irfan: Sach mein?
Maa: Haan.
Irfan: Mujhe yakin hai ki unhen yah pasand nahin aaya hoga. Please, mujhe batao ki aisa tha!
Maa: Tum ab bhi aisa sochna chahte ho? Tum vaaki apne pitaji ko nahin jaante, Irfan. Mere kathan par uski pratikriya ne mujhe chaunka diya - usne poore ek saptaah tak kaam nahin kiya, mujhe is tarah se choda jaise ki usaki poore zindagi us par nirbhar karate hai. Mujhe aise tarike se dhokha diya gaya jiske baare mein maine kabhi nahin socha tha. Woh ek beemaar aur vikrt kamina tha. Durbhaagy se, woh abhi bhi hai!
Irfan: Tumhen uski yaad aati hai?
Maa: kabhi-kabhi, haan. Lekin har baar jab mujhe lagata hai ki main tootne wala hoon, to main apni aankhen band kar leta hoon, aur tumhare baare mein sochta hoon. Main kalpana karata hoon ki tum mere saamane khade ho, apne mote, sakht, nange lund ko sahala rahe ho. Aur bas kuchh second ke baad, main bhool jaata hoon ki tumhare pita bhi maujood the!
Irfsn: Main tumse pyaar karata hoon, maa! Main vaada karata hoon ki main tumhen kabhi uski kami mahasoos nahin hone dunga!
Maa: Main jaanta hoon, Irfan. Isalie main tumse zyaada pyaar karata hoon. Aur, main chahta hoon ki tum jaan lo ki inmen se kuchh bhi mere mann mei tumhare lie jo hai use nahin badalega. Ye saari baaten jo hamne abhi saajha ki hain, ve koi maayane nahin rakhten. Mujhe tumhari bahut zaroorat hai, Irfan! Mai chahta hoon ki tum is baat ko lekar aashvast ho jao!
Irfan: Mai jaanta hoon, maa. Mai jaanta hoon! bas itna hai ki sab kuchh vishvaas se pare hai. Mujhe yeh bhi nahin pata ki mujhe ab tumhen kya bulana chahie!
Maa: Haahaaha! shaant ho jao, Irfan. sab theek hai.
Irfan: Mai theek hoon.
Maa: Kya tum mujhe Uma bulaana chaahte ho? Hehehe. Ya, kya tum is baat se khush ho ki main tumhare maa bane rahoon? Saba shaini ke baare mein kya?
Irfan: Tum chahti ho ki main tumhen kya bulaoon? Pitaaji tumhen kya bulate the?!
Maa: Haahaaha! Mujhe lagata hai mera beta irshyaalu kism ka hai. lol!
Irfan: chup raho, maa...
Maa: Haaha. Mujhe lagata hai ki agar main tumhare kaanon mein phusphusaakar kahoon ki tum sach mein mujhe chodte ho! Tab tak ise suspens hi rahane do!
Irfan: Tum ek dhoort lomri ho, maa! Tumne mujhe poori tarah se kuchal diya! Mujhe kabhi nahin laga ki tum Uma ho!
Maa: Tum jo bhi kaho, lekin asal baat yah hai ki tum hamesha apni maa ko sexting karti rahi ho.
Irfan: Haan! main hamesha apni maa ko sexst karta raha hoon! aur, ab ise khatm karane ka samay aa gaya hai! haaha!
jaaree rahega.
