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fir maine kapda change Kiya or ammi or sanju ke sath bahar aa gya to sama tiffin box le kar khadi thi to mai uske hath se le liya or ammi or sanju dono ko huge kiya or dono ke gal par kiss kar diyaa or fir Nani or mami ko bhi gale lagaya or ghar se bahar aa kar car start Kiya fir sabko byy bol kar office ke liye nikal gya,,,,,
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raste me mujhe Punam ka call aaya to maine receive Kiya
mai- Kaisi ho punam darling lagta hai meri yaad aa rahi hai.....
punam- achhi hu bas aapki bahut yaad aa rahi hai raat bahut muskil se guzri hai.......
mai- darling mujhe bhi tumhari bahut yaad aa rahi thi par kya karu family bhi dekhna hota hai.....
punam-to kya mai aapki family nahi hu......
mai- are naraz kyo ho rahi ho darling tum bhi meri family ho bas fark itna hai ki hamne shadi nahi ki hai agar jarurat padi to ham wo bhi kar lenge.....
punam- such me....
mai- kasam se meri jaan.....
punam- janu ak baat bolu....
mai- ek kya dua bolo.....
punam- jaldi se aa jao na yaha bahut man kar raha hai......
mai- bardasht kro meri jaan dophar me aata hu abhi to office jaa raha hu.....
punam- par jaldi aana aapse dur ab raha nahi jata hai.....
mai- haa darling jaldi aaunga achha ab rakhta hu mujhe jaldi office pahuchna hai byy......
punam- byy I love you ummmahhhh...
mai muskura kar call cut kar diya or sochne laga kya jindgi hai meri kisi ko ek insan ka pyar nahi milta hai or yaha mujhe na jane kitno ka mil raha hai, upar wale tera lakh lakh sukriya jo tune mujhe aisi jindgi di bas kabhi mujhe inn sab se juda mat karna kyoki ye lo meri jindgi hai, mai upar wale se duaa mangte huye factory pahuch gya Maine gate par horn bajaya to ek hatta katta aadmi aa kar gate khola or mujhe salam kiya to maine bhi apna sir hila diya fir mai ander apni car ko park kiya or utar gya to Ramesh mujhe dikh gya to mai usse bola
mai- kaise ho Ramesh Bhai sab thik......
Ramesh - thik hu bhai sab achha chal raha hai aaj production jayada ho raha hai raja sir bole ki order jayada aaya hai isiliye......
mai- ye to bahut achhi baat hai, aise hi man laga kar kaam karo tabhi to tumhara permition hoga.....
Ramesh- ji bhai......
fir mai waha se raja ke paas office me chla aa gya to dekha raja kursi par baith kar kuchh file dekh raha tha
mai- kya haal hai raja sir aapke.....
raja- are sahil tu kab aaya or ye mujhe sir kyo bol raha hai......
mai- abhi just or tu ab sir ban gya hai to sir hi bolunga na......
raja- uda le mazaq mujhe bhi to kabhi mauka milega fir tujhe chhodunga nahi......
mai- beta ye mauka kabhi nahi aane wala hai......
raja- chal baith or hath me kya hai....
mai- teri biwi tere liye nasta bheji hai or gandu kya jarurat thi bina naste ke yaha aane ki thoda late ho jata to kya bigadne wala tha.....
raja- yaar Aaj mera pahla din tha office ka to mai late nahi hona chahta tha isiliye......
mai- chal koi Naa par kal se sabke sath nasta karne ke baad hi yaha aana samjha......
raja- haa bhai samjh gya....
mai- or bta maine suna hai maal ka order jayada aaya hai......
raja- haa sahi suna wo kal jab mai party me tha to mujhe ek business man mile to maine unse jaan pahchan badha liya or apna number bhi de Diya tha, or itefak dekh aaj raste me mujhe usi kaa call tha 50 lakh ka mall ka order diya usne.......
mai- bahut achhe bro par uska naam kya hai tune jankari li hai ki nahi uske baare nahi to pta chala yaha mall ban kar ready hai or jab delivery ka time aaya to cancel kar diya.........
raja- tu jitna mujhe chutiya samjhta hai mai utna hu nahi, maine pahle hi 25 lakh advance le liya hai.......
mai- thik hai to ab tu chutiya nahi hai khus.......
raja- yaar tu kyo meri tang khichta rahta hai please band kar de Bhai.....
mai- chal thik hai yaar band kar diya chal ab nasta kar tu mai workers se mil kar aata hu.......
raja- thik hai bhai jaa waise bhi mujhe bahut bhuk lagi hai........
to maine raja ko tiffin diya or waha se nikal kar sidha production area me aa gya to dekha kuchh log kaam kar rahe hai or kuchh log apne tifin se niche jamin me baith kar nasta kar rahe hai ye dekh kar mujhe bura laga aisa nahi hai ki factory ke ander canteen nahi hai canteen hai par abhi Naya Naya factory khula hai to maine socha kuchh din baad chalu karwaunga par inn log ko aise niche baith kar khate dekh kar maine soch liya ki kal se canteen chalu hoga or in log ko apne ghar se lane ki jarurat bhi nahi padegi or inn log ka canteen me khana free hoga jab mai waha se juzar raha tha to jo log kha rahe the wo uthne lage to mai unko bola
mai- are are aap log uthiye mat aaram nasta kijiye.........
unme ek budha aadmi tha matlab ek dum se budha nahi par kah skate hai wo mujhe bola
aadmi- danybad sahab aap bahut achhe hai pahle jo Malik the wo bahut hi gusse Wale the hame aise khate dekh kar gussa karte the......
mai- uncle mai un log ke tarah nahi hu aap mujhe apna beta hi samjhe or haa aap log kal se tifin mat Lana.......
ye sunn kar jo log kaam kar rahe the wo log ruk gye or meri taraf dekhne lage
aadmi- aisa kyo beta.....
mai- kyoki uncle kal se mai canteen chalu karwa raha hu to aap sab nasta or khana dono yahi karna ghar se lane ki jarurat nahi hai........
ye sunn kar sab log tension me aa gye sab ek dusre se fus fusa kar batein karne lage to mai samjh gya ki wo log kya baat kar rahe hai to mai bola
mai- aap sab sant ho jaiye aap sab yahi soch rahe honge na ki mai canteen me khane ke badle aapki salary se cut karunga.........
aadmi- haa beta ham yahi soch rahe hai beta hame ghar kaa khana hi khane do agar tum salary se cut karoge to hamara ghar kaise chalega hamara pura mahina ka hisab rahta hai issi paise se ham sab kuchh manage karte hai........
mai- par aap sab aisa kyo soch rahe maine to abhi aisa kuchh kaha nahi hai.........
tabhi Ramesh bhi aa gya or wo bola
Ramesh- wo kya hai Naa Bhai ki pahle jo iss factory ke malik the wo canteen me khane ke badle hamare salary se cut karte the.......
mai- oh to isiliye par maine aap sab se kaha hai naa ki mai aapke family ki tarah hu to kya koi family apne family se khane ke badle Paisa leta hai kya......
Ramesh- to kya aap hamari salary se cut nahi karoge......
mai- bilkul nahi aap sab ka nasta khana chai sab kuchh free rahega taki aap sab yaha niche baith kar nahi Khao mujhe achha nahi lagata hai aap sab ko iss tarah dekh kar..........
wo aadmi mere paas Aaya or mera hath pakad kar
aadmi- beta tumhara bahut bahut dhanyawad tum bahut achhe ho bhagwan kare tum din duguna raat chauguna tarrakki karo hamesha khus raho........
mai- uncle aap mujhe dhanyawad mat dijiye mai aapke beta jaisa hu to ek baap apne bete ko dhanyawad nahi deta hai........
mera baat sunn kar sab log khus ho gye or sab mujhe duaaye dene lage
mai- or koi problem ho to raja hai usse boliyega or mai abhi canteen open karne ke liye bolta hu......
or mai waha se bahar aa gya, kaam bahut joro soro se chal rahi thi order bhi Raja le aaya tha, mujhe khusi thi ki raja kaam me man laga raha tha ab mujhe factory ki tension nahi Leni padegi, ab sirf mujhe mall banane par focus karna padega, mai wapas raja ke paas aa gya or uske samne wali kursi par baith gya,
mai- kya kar Raha hai.....
raja- abhi filhal kuchh nahi hai karne ko.......
mai- to kaam kar sunn ander jo canteen hai usse chalu karwa, kal se workers ko khane ki koi problem nahi hona chahiye.....
raja- par wo log to ghar se khana late hai fir canteen ki kya jarurat hai.....
mai- jarurat hai bhai wo log bahut garib hai agar wo log yaha canteen me khayenge to kam se kam ek din ka khane ka kharcha Bach sakta hai.....
raja- thik hai bhai mai samjh gya mai karwata hu......
mai- chal thik hai ab niklta hu mujhe office bhi Jana hai...
raja-thik hai tu nikal mai canteen ka dekhta hu.....
fir mai raja ko by bol kar office se nikal gya bahar aaya to gate par wahi watchman khada tha to maine usse bulaya
watchman- ha sahab boliye.....
mai- tumhe salim Bhai ne bheja hai na tumhe.....
watchman- ji sahab.....
mai- thik hai tum akele ho yaa or bhi sathi hai tumhare.....
watchman- ham teen log hai mera yaha gate par duty hai or wo dono ki ander factory me......
mai- achhi baat hai man laga kar duty karo.......
watchman-ji sahab.....
fir mai waha se nikal gya thodi dur aaya to mujhe kisi unknown number se call aaya fir maine receive Kiya
mai- yes kaun bol raha hai.....
unknown- kya haal hai bache mujhe bhul to nahi gya.......
mai- nahi bhula nahi hu Mirza or kaha chupta fir raha hai........
or mai hasne laga
mirza- hass le bache jayada din ye hasi tere chehre par nahi rahegi, maine suna hai tune factory kholi hai....
mai- haa sahi suna teri aukat se bahar hai, kyo sahi kaha na maine......
mirza- aukat to tujhe mai bataunga bache,tune mera pura property apne naam kar liya hai na.....
mai- oh to tujhe pta chal gya bahut time laga diya samjhne me kitna bada chutiya hai tu......
or mai fir se hasne laga
mirza- ye bache zuban sambhal kar warna tu mujhe janta nahi hai......
mai- bahut achhe se janta madarchod tune mere papa ko mara hai na, ab dekh mai dheere dheere tera sab kuchh chhin lunga.........
mirza- tu abhi bacha hai tu mera kuchh nahi bigad sakta hai, tujhe pta mai abhi kaha hu.......
mai- haa be gandu pta hai, or ek baat sunn wo jo tera aadmi hai Shahid usse bta Dena ki uski girlfriend ab meri rand hai......
mirza- wo to pahle se hi rand hai rand ko kya rand banana, rand to mai teri, ammi, or khala ko banunga ek baar mujhe mera property mil jaye.......
mai- madarchod Mirza ek baat yaad rakhna wo jo teri beti ...... College me padhti hai na usse to mai hi chodunga or apni rakhel banaunga bhosdi ke jo ukhad na ho ukhad Lena ab fhone rakh bahanchod.........
mirza- suna hai teri khala ki ek or beti hai, maal to mast hai usse mai apna khas randi banaunga yaad rakhna......
Mai chhilate huye
Mai- Mirza bhosdi ke agar tune meri family ki taraf aankh utha kar bhi dekha to mai teri wo halat karunga ki tu apne paida hone par pachhtayega.....
mirza- bolna aasan hai bache karna bahut mushkil hota hai, mai maan jaunga ki tere me dum hai agar tu mera pta laga lega to nahi to jaa jaa kar apni ammi ka chuchi muh me le kar so ja.......
mai- chal tu bhi kya yaad rakhega aaj se teen din baad Tera khas aadmi ko mai jaan se maar dunga fir tu manna ya apni gand marwana waise suna hai teri beti ki gand bahut mast hai bahut maza aayega uski gand marne me ab fhone rakh beti chod........
or Maine call cut kar diya udhar Mirza apna dant pista rah gya, mai ab bahut tension me aa gya iss bahan ke laude ka koi bharosa nahi hai kuchh bhi kar sakta hai kuchh to karna hoga, mujhe apne ghar ki security badhani padegi to maine salim Bhai ko call kiya
mai- salim Bhai aaj aap kuchh bande ko mere ghar par bhej do or haa usko hathiyar bhi de Dena or haa kal manager ke hath se paisa bhejunga usse aap jitna hathiyar ho chahe jaisa bhi wo sab kharid lena or kal mujhe shoot karna bhi sikhana......
salim- sab ho jayega Bhai magar hua kya achnak ye sab kyo......
mai- wo Mirza madarchod usne call Kiya tha dhamki de raha tha.....
salim- aap tension mat lo bhai aap kahi to mai aaj raat aapke ghar aa jata hu......
mai- nahi aap wahi raho agar ho sake to aaj raat apne Ghar chale jana baki ke aadmio ko bhi bhej dena or haa wo aarif ka kya haal hai kuchh sikha ya chutiya ka chutiya hi hai......
salim- bhai wo to chutiya se chalak ban gya hai gun chalana bhi Sikh gya hai or ladna bhi......
mai- achhi baat hai to fir usko bhi mere ghar bhej dena un ladko ke sath.....
salim- thik hai bhai or haa maine pta laga liya hai kabita ke baare me wo to bahut badi chalak aurat hai apne maa ke sath rah rahi hai or kisi or se chakkar bhi hai pta nahi par mujhe lagta hai wo Mirza ke aadmi ke sath hi uska chakkar hai...,..
mai- haa to pakka confirm kar ke batao uss rand ko bhi sabka sikhana hai......
Salim- ji bhai.....
baat khatam hote hi maine car ki speed badha diya or 10 minute me apna office pahuch gya waha sabne mera welcome kiya mere baki ke shop ke log bhi aaye huye the
manager- wel come sahil beta bahut khusi hui tumhe office join karte dekh......
mai- thanks uncle......
or mai office me aa gya or kurshi par baith gya ye wahi kursi thi jispe kabhi mere papa baithte the, mai thoda emotional ho gya mujhe papa ki yaad aa gyi magar unse kiya wada dheere dheere mai pura kar raha tha ye soch kar khus bhi tha, manager mere sath hi office ke ander aaya tha
manager- sahil beta ye sab kuchh file hai jisme sab details hai kaha kaha maal jata hai kitna paisa aata hai or kaha jata hai.......
mai- thik hai uncle mai dekh lunga, or haa aapko yaad hai naa wo mera aadmi......
manager-haa wo salim Bhai bahut achhe insan hai factory ke kaam me bahut help ki hai meri......
mai- haa to kal usko kuchh paise Dena hai, or nahi to ek kaam kijiye Aaj aap bank jaiye or ek account open karwaiye or atm card issued karwa kar salim Bhai ko de dijiyega.......
manager- thik hai beta or tumse ek baat karni thi.......
mai- haa boliye naa uncle......
manager- wo agale hafte meri chhoti beti ki shadi hai to tumhe apni family ke sath aana hai.......
mai- jarur aaunga or paise ki jarurat hai to le lijiyega kuchh sochiyega nahi......
manager- nahi beta paise hai agar jarurat padi to mai le lunga......
mai- thik hai uncle or aaj mai thoda jaldi ghar jaunga.....
manager- thik hai beta....
or manager office se nikal gya mai wo sab file dekhne laga pura account ki jankari liya or usse apne laptop me add Kiya aise hi puri file ko laptop me add karte huye huye dophar ho gyi or mai kafi tak gya tha jayada der baithne ki aadat nahi thi Naa isiliye fir maine Punam ko call kiya
mai- kya kar rahi ho darling......
punam- kuchh nahi bas abhi khana bana kar free Hui hu......
mai- kya banaya hai meri jaan....
punam- mutton biryani.....
mai- wahh kya baat hai mai abhi aata hu bahut jor ki bhuk lagi hai....
punam- thik hai aap jaldi aaiye kabse wait kar rahi hu.......
mai- kuchh chahiye to bta do mai lete huye aaunga.....
punam- nahi kuchh nahi chahiye bas aap aa jaiye or kuchh nahi.......
mai- thik hai meri jaan abhi niklta hu.....
or mai call cut kar ke apna laptop ka bag uthaya or laptop ka bag utha kar bahar aa gya manager ko bol diya ki mai jaa raha hu fir mai apni car le kar nikal gya mujhe 2 ghante lagne Wale the waha pahuchne me to mai car speed se chala raha tha jab mai apne bazar pahunch gya to mujhe wahi mobile shop dikha to mai waha car roka or utar kar uske ander gya wo ladki aaj bhi thi to mujhe dekh kar pahchan gyi or muskurate huye mere paas aayi
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Ladki- sir bahut din baad dikhe yaha...
mai- haa kya karu business ki wajah se busy rahta hu or waise bhi roj roj to mobile ki jarurat nahi padti hai.......
ladki- baat to aapki sahi hai waise aaj kya dikhau.....
mai- dekhna to bahut kuchh hai par yaha nahi akele me fir kabhi......
mera baat sunn kar wo ladki sarma gyi
mai- wo mujhe ek iPhone one or iPad chahiye.....
ladki- abhi dikhati hu sir.....
fir wo ladki mujhe ek iPhone or iPad la kar di to maine usse bill banane ko bola to kuchh der me wo bill le kar aa gyi to maine apna credit card se pay Kiya or jane laga to wo ladki mujhe boli
Ladki- sir kya aapka number mil skta hai......
mai- are pichhli baar to diya tha.....
ladki- wo sir mera fhone kharab ho gya tha to delete ho gya.....
mai- thik hai ye lo mera card isme mera number hai......
ladki- thanks sir mai call karungi dikhane ke liye......
mai- intejar rahega uss din ka......
or mai muskurate huye waha se nikal gya karib 10 minute me mai Punam ke ghar pahuch gya car park kar ke apna laptop or mobile ka bag liya or gate ke paas aa kar door bell bajaya to Punam gate open ki or open karte hi mujhse lipat gyi
mai- are yaar aarti yahi par hai or tum.....
punam- to kya ho gya mujhe fark nahi padta hai waise bhi ab usse sab pta hai agar wo chahe to wo bhi aapse lipat sakti hai.......
aarti- thanks mom.....
or wo bhi mere paas aayi or mujhse lipat gyi
mai- kya baat hai dono maa beti me se kisi ko sabar nahi hai haa......
aarti- jab ham sab ek dusre ke baare me jante hi hai to sabar kaise hoga hai naa mom.....
punam- haa beta.......
fir aarti mujhse alag hui to Punam mere hath se bag le li or sofe par rakh di or boli
punam- aap fresh ho jao mai khana lagati hu......
mai- thik hai or haa uss bag me tum dono ke liye Chhota sa gift hai.....
or mai bathroom me chala gya mere jane ke baad aarti wo bag le kar open ki to uski khusi ka thikana nahi tha
aarti- mom iPad hai or sayad aapke liye ye iPhone hai.......
punam- thik hai baad me dekhna pahle khana kha lo fir aaram se dekhna.........
kuchh der baad mai fresh ho kar nikla to Punam mere paas aayi
punam- kya jarurat thi itna mahnga phone lane ki......
mai- are meri jaan tumhare samne ye kuchh bhi nahi hai.......
punam-lekin...
mai- isssss kuchh mat bolo jaldi khana lagao bahut bhuk lagi hai.....
fir Punam ne khana lagaya fir ham sab baith kar khana khane lage biryani bahut tasty thi to mai pet bhar ke khaya khane ke baad ham sab wahi sofe par baith gye
aarti- thanks bhaiya iPad ke liye.......
mai- kya yaar ab bhaiya mat bolo.....
aarti- to kya bolu aap hi bta do.....
mai- tumhe jo achha lage wo bolo magar bhaiya nahi......
aarti- thik hai baby bolu to chalega.....
mai- ye thik hai......
aarti- to baby aage ka kya plan hai.....
mai- kuchh nahi......
aarti- ye kya baat Hui mai kal se wait kar rahi hu or aap ho ki.....
mai- punam dekh rahi ho bahut jaldi hai isse......
punam- ab mai kya bolu aap hi iske ander aag laga kar gye ho to aap hi sant karo........
mai- thik hai par aaj sirf ek hi cheez baki kaa jab mai Delhi jaunga to isko or arshi ko sath le kar jaunga tab.....
punam-mai samjhi nahi ek cheez ka matalab......
mai- aaj isse mujhe thanda karna sikhna hoga......
punam- samjh gyi.....
mai- to fir yahi ya fir room me.....
aarti- yahi par room me nahi khule me maza aayega.....
mai- to fir ready ho jao.....
aarti- ready to hu.....
mai- dono maa beti apna kapda utado uske baad......
Punam- ye jaruri hai aise nahi kar sakte....
mai- thik hai.....
to mai khada ho gya to Punam samjh gyi or aarti ko niche baithne ke liye boli to aarti turant niche baith gyi