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Main dadi dono chalte huye bagicha me pauch gye.. dadi mujhe naa dekh rahi thi, naa kuch bol rahi thi..
Abb Agaye...
Mujhe pta tha dadi etni asani se hath ni ayigyi... Kyuki sab ghar wale mujhe bacha samjte the.. dusra gande kamo se door rakhte the... Dadi to ek purane jamane ki thi pr ajj dadi ne bur chodna dekh samjgya tha, utni hi garam hai dadi....
Raj -- dadi app ander kya dekh rahi thi...
Dadi -- (man me) abb apne pote ko kya batu... Ander chut chudai dekh rahi thi us harami lala ki... Uper raj pta ni meri gand me lun gusedata ja raha tha... Is sharm ni ayi me iski dadi hu...
Dadi -- kuch ni beta.. mujhe yeh bta tu mere picha khara oh kar kiya kar raha tha..
Raj -- dadi me to apke piche khara oh kar.. apni luli ko ghuesd raha tha apke piche... mujhe acha laga raha tha dadi.. kyu apko ni acha laga..
Dadi -- (shocked, gusee se) chatkkkkkk tujhe sharm ni ayi.. apni dadi ke sath yeh sab karte huye.. kya tujhe yahi sab sikhya hai hamne, apni dadi ke sath yeh sab kar..
Raj -- (gaal ko sehlate huye) dadi mujhe kyu sharam aye.. sharam to apko anie chaiye thi.. app hi ander ganda kaam dekh rahi thi... Mai maa ko batuga appne mujhe ajj ganda kaam dikhya...
Dadi -- (harian hote hoye) mmmm maine tujhe kab dikhiya... Kuch bhi bolta tu.. teri maa ko batati hu tu yeh sab bhi karta hai...
Raj -- (natak karte huye) thik eh dadi chalo... mein bhi maa ko batuga app hi mujhe leke gyi thi... Apne ne hi mujhe khara hone ko kaha tha.. sath hi yeh bhi batuga apne mujhe Apni luli ko piche ghuesdne ke liye keha tha...
Dadi -- (man me) is pagal ne bahu ko bata diya... Wo to mujhe kacha chaba - chaba kr kha jayegyi.. Iski baat pr brosha bhi wo karigyi.. Kyu kru isko maaf kar deti hu.. vese bhi yeh hamere khandan ka eklota beta hai..
Dadi ko chup dekh ke... Me ghar ki aur jane laga pr dadi ne mera hath pakr liya...
Dadi -- ( thora pyaar se ) dekh bacha sab bhol ja... Me kisi ko ni bataugyi... Tum bhi bhul jaoo... Pr agye se yeh sab mat karna..
Raj -- nahi nahi dadi.. me maa batuga apne mujhe mara aurr sath hi ganda kaam kiya...
Dadi -- ( pyar se) dekh mera bacha tume kuch chaiye to bol... Paise chaiye to mai tujhe de dugyi bhol ja wo sab... naa hi kisi ko batana wo sab...
Raj -- ( man me ) dadi to fass chuki hai.. pr dadi man jayigayi lagta to nahi... Fr puch leta hu dadi apne sage pote ko phati bur marvagyi...
Raj -- dadi thik hai pr mujhe apki wo chaiye...
Dadi -- wo kya bacha bol
Raj -- dadi apki wo wo wo...
Dadi -- bol na bacha... Kya wo wo
Raj -- dadi mujhe apki laini wo
Dadi -- ( shak karte huye ) kya laini hai tujko... ( Man me) kahi raj meri bu... Laini ki soch raha hai..
Raj -- dadi mujhe apki bu............. chatakkkkkkkkkkk
Dadi -- ( gusse se) tujhe sharm ni ati yeh bolte huye teri dadi hu... Tere muh me jo ayega wo sab booo..aaaaa woo
Dadi bol na saki agye kyu ki maine apni pant utar di... Dadi ke samne mera 12inch lamba 4 mota kala saanp lun hawa me jhul raha tha... Uske 2kg ke tatte bhi the jo dono traf se dikh rahe the.. lun ka chamdaa bhi abhi uper tha...
Raj -- dadi dekho meri luli ajj apke samne hai... Bs aap maan jao ghar ki bat ghar pr rahigyi.. ager app nahi mani me maa ko jake batta duga... apne meri luli ki apne piche liya... Me dadi kisi ko nahi batuga... Vese bhi dadi app sochna, jab ghar pr etna bada luli mil raha hai.. bhar kyu jana.. me kamre me baitha apki phati bur ka intrjar kar raha hu...
Me waha se sidha bagicha me bane, kamre ki khatiya pr baith gya...
Edhar bhar Pushpa (raj ki dadi)
Pusha - (man me ) hai bhagwan kya hai mere pote ke pass itna bada aur mota luli.. chi chi kaise wo lun ko luli bol raha tha...usko sharam ni ayi kaise bolke gya hai.. ghar ki bat ghar pr rahigyi... Kya kru raj ko kuch bola apni maa ko bata dega.. bat ni mani to meri izaat utar dega.. kya kru bagwan.. usko mana ke dekhti hu... Aagr nahi mana to usko marvane dugyi...
Mai to bas dadi ko chodne ke bare me soch raha tha... Kya karu sala kuch samj ni a raha tha etne me dadi mere pas ayi..
Dadi -- ( dukhi man se ) beta meri bat sun... Aisa mat kar teri dadi hu....sabh bhul ja..
Raj -- dadi app mujhe bur do ya ghar pr maa ko bataa detu hu.. app is umer me bhi ganda kaam dekhti ho...
Dadi -- ager tumhari baat.. maine mani to maa ko to nahi batayega.. bacha..
Meri khusi khusi lun me halchal hone lagyi.. kya dadi mujhe dadichod banyegyi..
Raj -- thik he dadi mai kisi ko ni batuga pr.. sath hi gandi gandi bate bhi Karna..
Dadi -- ( sharmate huye ) mujhe gandi gandi bate ni atyi bacha..
Raj -- dadi jaisa me bolu wo bolna...
Jaldi se maine darwaja ko band kiya... Dadi ki honto ko chumne laga...
Bhai agla update raat ko sorry
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