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[Aladdin_]

Hey guys....






" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

[Raja maurya]

kaala saaya... lakadhaare ke pass aakar...
kaala saaya - mera mobile kaha hai...
lakadhaara - kaun hai bea... tu...
lakadhaara torch jala ke torch ki roshini us kaale saaye ke muh pe maarne laga..



lakadhaara... - Abee... tu....

kaala saaya - hehehe... ha...mai... kya hua...

lakadhaara- peeche hat te hue... apne dost lakadhaare jo ki dusre kamre mein thea... unko jagaane bhaaga...

lakadhaara.. - utho... utho... sab.... voh... aa gya hai... utho... utho... jaldi... karo...

kaala saaya... - hehehe... jaa.. ja... jaldi... utha...



dusra lakadhaara... - kya hua bea... subah subah kyu chilla rha hai...

lakadhaara - voh... voh... aa gya...

dusra lakadhaara - abe... kaun aa gya... voh bhi itni subah subah...

lakadhaara... - vahi jisko humne maar ke jungle mein phenk diya tha...



kaala... saaya... vaha entry maarte hue...
kaala saaya - hello... guys....toh kaise.. hai...aaplog mai aa gya.. aapka apna pyara... raajdulara bhooto ka rakhwala.... sanju baba... hehehe














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Tu Hain Gentalman
Hum Hain Balak Desi
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Kaley Sheshe Gaadi Ke
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Level Mat Milawe
Hum Tumse Upar Hain Bhai

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Vake Tutor Hain Bhai)















sabhi lakadhaare.... sanju ko dekh... apni jagah se uth khade hue...






lakadhaare... - tum... tum... yaha..

sanju - haaa... mai yaha.. kyu.... kya hua...

sanju - vaise mera mobile kiske pass hai... mujhe de do yrr... mere chaahne vale mujhe bahut miss kar rahe honge... thoda apne vapis lautne ka news toh unko suna du...

lakadhaara... jiske hath mein sanju ka mobile tha

lakadhaara - ye... rha... tera mobile...

sanju - chal la idhar, de mujhe..

lakadhaara sanju ke pass aata hai... aur sanju ka phone uske hath mein de deta hai...

sanju - aaahh.... apni cheez ko paane ka maza he kuch aur hota hai... hai na... bhai log..

lakadhaara- phle ye batao... ki tum yaha kaise...



kyu... hila daala na... Aree.. abhi bhi nhi smjhe... accha... accha... thik hai baba mai he smjhaata hu...


lakadhaare ki baat ka reply karte hue
sanju - yaha kaise ka kya mtlb hai... kaam khtm natak khtm....

lakadhaare - kya... itni jaldi kaam khtm...

sanju - toh aur kya... un auraton ko upar vale ne is dharti pe bheja toh tha lekin unke bheje mein bheja nhi bheja tha... kuch aaya bheje mein ya aap log ke mein bhi bheja nhi behja


lakadhaara... - ye kya bol rhe ho... voh dono itni shatir auratein... thi unko tumne 2 he raat mein bhaga diya...

sanju- sirf bhagya nhi.... chut aur gaand maar ke bhagaya hai...

lakadhaara - kya... sach mein...

sanju - aur nhi toh kya... aakhir bhoot banne ka kuch fayda toh uthana banta hai na boss..

lakadhaare - haste hue - sahi hai sanju bhai...

sanju - haa... saara kuch plan ke mutabik he hua jaisa humne socha tha... tum logo se us din maine baat ki thi... aur kaha tha ki tum sab lakadhaare banke haveli ke aas pass he rhna aur jab mai haveli jakar kanika randi ke upar pattharo phenk ke maaru toh uski aawaz sunke haveli mein aana aur mujhse us kanika ko bachane ke liye mere peeth pe jhutmuth ka vaar karna aur phir hamare natak ka agla hissa....mere peeche jaldi se khoon ke dhabbe lagana...phir us kanika ke saamne apne aap ko uske baap ke vafadaar hone ka natak karke...
uska bharosa haasil karna... aur meri laash ko thikane lagane ka kaam apne hath mein lena aur mujhe bhoot ka getup karake... mujhe haveli mein bhoot banake bhejna aur mere ghar valo ko message karna ki mai seher gya hu..... ye sab karne ke liye aap log ka bahut bahut thank ❤you...

agar aap log meri madad nhi karte toh aaj shayad meri haveli mujhe mil nhi pati...

lakadhaare - are... nhi... nhi... ye toh hamara farz tha... aur aapne koi galt cheez thodi na ki aapne toh apna he haq liya hai jisko unhone ne gaddari se chheen liya tha...

sanju - phir bhi... aap log ka bahut bahut shukravaar...

lakadhaare - shukravaar... ye badhiya tha guru...

sanju - hehehe.. ...

sanju - thik hai ab mai chalta.. hu... ye rhe kuch paise jo shyd.... aap log ke kaam aaye...

lakadhaare - Aree.. nhi... iski koi jarurat nhi hai... dosti mein paisa kabhi nhi laana chahiye...

sanju - phir se thanks yrr...

sanju vaha se apna bhoot ka getup utaar ke vapas normal apna vala insaan sanju baba banke ghar ki orr jaane laga....


sanju... khusi khusi... geet gungunaata hua... apne kadam badhaata hua... mann mein aur hotho se mushkuraata hua.... jaane laga...

sanju - aaj unse milne hai humien.. aaj unse lipatna hai humein... chalo unko soch ke hilaate chale... chalo unke liye kuch gaate chale.. thoda lund ko bhi sahlaate cahle thodi thandi aahien bharte chale...


sanju aise he geet khusi ke gaata rha.. aur apne kadam badhaata rha...

sanju ko kya pata tha... ki koi saaya... uspe nazar rkh rha hai... jo ki abhi uske peeche se usko ghure ja rha hai....

sanju ka peecha voh kaala saaya tab tak karta rha jab tak sanju ghar ke pass nahi pahuch gya...

kaala saaya - tu apne maut ki ulti ginti ginna shuru kar de bacche.... kyuki... ab mai aa chuki hu.... aur mai tujhse badla leke rahungi....


ek kaali parchayi.... jungle ki taraf vapas jaane lagi... jo ki dekhne mein ek aurat ki thi







( I know.... is ep ne... kayi log ko hila daala hoga... kayi log mujhe gaaliya de rhe thea... ki hero ko maar daala karke.. khaas kar ke yasasvi3 karke madam hai voh toh itna dukhi ho gyi ki sanju baba ki maut hui us vale ep ke baad padhne tak nhi aayi )



Baki next ep mein... ☺​

Nice update bhai

 

[MAD DEVIL]

Bhai wah re Sanju ka jawaab ky khe blki laajawab likhna behter hoga
.
Jinda to jinda sath me murdoo ki bi maaree Jaa rha hai
.
Ab to mai bi confused hogya ho ki is story ki main heroine kn hogi

 

[Coolraj839]

Waiting

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Kaha ho Bhai

 

[Game888]

sanju pata nhi kab gehri nind mein so gya...
subah jab bahut shor hua tab sanju ki nind khuli..

sanju apni aankein kholte hue...

sanju --ye itna andhera andhera sa kyu lag rha hai lights toh off nhi kari thi maine raat ko lagta hai sundari ne kiya hoga.

raju apna phone uthata hai aur torch on karta hai

sanju was shocked uska dimaag he udd gya

sanju -- ye kya hai bea.. kal raat ko jo room jagmaga rha tha woh raat bhar mein khandahar mein kaise tabdeel ho gya aur yaha itne makdi ke jaale raat bhar mein kaise ban gye. aur ye bed itna dhool dhool sa kyu lag rha hai ...

kahi mujhe sundari ne utha ke raat ko store room mein toh nhi patak diya na...

sanju chalo dekhta hu...
tabhi kuch aawazien aane lagi...

aadmi - ye haveli ka darwaja kaise khula hai Kisne khola is manhoos haveli ko...

2nd admi -- pata nhi kisi shaamat aayi thi... jo yaha tahra hoga

unki baatein clearly sunayi nahi pad rhi thi...
sanju khidki se jhaak ke dekha...
ghar ke entry gate ke bahar bahut se logo ki bheed jama thi..

sanju -- are behnchod bawaal kahi sundari ne uski gaand pe thappad maarne wali baat toh bata na dii in logo ko jo sab mujhe maarne ke liye... yaha aa gye...

chalo chal ke dekhta hu...

sanju neeche jaane laga...
sanju jaise he seediyo se neeche utar ke Hall mein aaya... aachanak usko laga ki koi tezi se uske peeche se abhi abhi guzra ho...
sanju thoda ruk ke
sanju -- mujhe aisa kyu laga ki abhi abhi koi mere peeche se guzra ho..
sanju ne peeche palat ke dekha... koi nhi hone par
sanju -- shyd mera bharam hoga...
chalo chalta hu...

sanju ne haveli ka gate open kiya... aur entry gate ki taraf jaha bheed jama thi waha jaane laga..

bheed mein khade log -- ye kya ye toh jinda hai... aisa chamatkaar phli baar hua hai ki koi is haveli mein Jane ke baad jinda bach ke wapas aaya... ho..

sanju ab tak entry gate ke pass pahuch gya... aur gate kholne laga...

hariya -- kaun ho tum aur is haveli mein kaise ho...

sanju -- woh kya hai ki ye meri haveli hai meri dadi ne li thi.... toh mai yaha rahne aa gya.. kyu aapko koi pareshani hai..

hariya -- kya aap malkin ke pote sanju hai..

sanju -; haa... aur aap..

hariya -- mai hariya.. is haveli ka care taker..

sanju -- Aree ha hariya kaka..
maine kal phone karwaya tha ramu kaka se aapko ki haveli aap khol dena aur saaf safayi kara dena karke..

hariya -- par mere pass toh koi phone nhi aaya.. ramu ka

sanju -- kya..

hariya -- haa.

sanju -- aisa kaise ho skta hai..
jab ki kal raat ko aapne khud mujhe na lene aane ke karan apni behan sundari ko bhi bheja tha...

hariya ( hairaan) -- kyaa.. ye kya kah rhe ho sanju beta...

sanju -; kyu kya hua..

hariya -; meri toh koi behan he nhi hai....
aur sundari toh meri bua ka naam tha jiski is haveli ke chhat se girne se mrityu ho chuki hai..

sanju -- shocked
nhi aisa nhi ho skta... usne mere sath khana khaya hai.... mujhe room dikhaya hai...

hariya -- aisa kaise ho skta hai...

gaon wale... - hariya.... ye ladka kya kah rha hai ye is bhootiya haveli mein kaise aaya aur ye jinda kaise hai...

sanju -- kya bhootiya haveli..

hariya -- ha sanju baba.... ye haveli bhootiya hai... din mein toh yaha koi khatra nhi lekin raat hote he ye haveli khooni ban jati hai jo bhi yaha raat guzaarta hai woh ya toh pagal ho jata hai ya maara jata hai...

sanju -- par maine toh yaha raat bhi guzari hai aur na toh mai pagal hua aur na he mai mara...

hariya -- yahi toh sochne ki baat hai ki aisa chamatkaar kaise ho gya...

gaon wale -- dekho beta ek raat toh tumne kaat liya lekin hum sab ki yahi salaah hai ki tum aaj ke aaj he ye haveli chhod do... warna anjaam aage accha nhi hoga..

sanju -- Aree ye aap log kya kah rhe hai... mai apni haveli ko bhala kyu chhodunga.. mai toh ab se yahi rhne ka mann bana ke aaya hu..

hariya -- kya ye tum kya kah rhe ho...

sanju -- mai sach kah rha...

aur mujhe kuch nhi sun na.. chaahe jo ho.. ab toh mai yahi rahunga... aur aap sab ko siddh karke dikhaunga ki yaha koi bhoot woot nhi hai... maine jo sundari ke baare mein kaha woh mera bharam bhi ho skta hai...

hariya -- par...

sanju -- hariya kaka mujhe kuch nhi sunna.. aap yaha ki saaf safai karwa dijiye.. aur mere khaane peene ki vyavastha kariye...

hariya -- thik hai sanju beta ab aapki yahi iccha hai toh yahi sahi... lekin.. mai raat ko yaha nhi aa paunga... aur na rah paunga..

sanju-- ha ha thik hai..

hariya.. -- thik hai mai thodi der mein kuch aadmi leke aata hu..

sanju -- ha..
waise hariya kaka yaha nahane ke liye koi jagah...

hariya -- ha hai na.. nadi hai.. mai bhi wahi Jane wala hu...
sanju -; toh mai bhi aapke sath chalunga..

hariya -- thik hai mai pahle aadmi haveli ki saaf safai ke liye vyavastha karke aata hu phir chalte hai..

sanju -- ji thik hai...

gaon wale bhi hariya ke sath chale gye...

sanju bhi ab haveli ka kona kona check karne laga...
aur uske mann mein rah rah ke ye baat uthne lagi ki kya kal raat jo kuch bhi hua woh sab jhut ya bharam tha ya hakikat...

sanju -- agar woh hakikat thi toh ye haveli ek he raat mein itni kaise badal gyi.. aur bharam toh phir kaise...

sanju ko kuch smjh nhi aa rha tha....
sanju -- woh aurat sundari kaun thi woh sach mein thi ya bas ek meri kalpana matra thi..
kahi mujhe nasha toh nhi ho gya tha...
aur kya gaon wale bol rhe hai woh sahi hai kya ye haveli sach mein bhootiya hai.. kya sundari hariya ki bua yaha ki chhat se kud gyi thi.. kya woh uski aatma thi... kya tha woh sab...

shyd nayi jagah aane se mujhe bharam hua hoga....
is baat ke baare mein aur nhi sochna hai bhoot woot kuch nhi hota hai... mujhe ye haveli ko phir se jagmagana hoga.. ye haveli mai bech ke paisa lekar yaha se chala jaunga..
aur haveli bikne ke liye sabse phle in sab ke dimaag se yaha bhoot hai is vaham ko nikalna hoga..

aur mai siddh karke rahunga.. ki ye haveli bhootiya nhi hai... ha... mai karke dikhaunga..

sanju ab apne bag se kuch samaan nikalne laga like toothbrush etc..

sanju baith ke apne aap se baat karne laga.

sanju - kal raat jo kuch bhi hua kya woh ek sapna tha... kya woh aurat jiska naam sundari tha kya woh sach mein yaha thi mujhse mili bhi thi ya phir ye sab mera bharam hai.... agar woh sab sach hota toh kitna accha hota...
kitni paayri thi... woh mai usko bahut pasand karne laga tha... uski ek jhalak dekh ke he mai deewana sa ho gya... uski aankien kitni naseeli thi... uske ooth sahad ke saaman meethe honge.... uski paaylo ki aawaz.. kitni pyaari thi uski aankho ka kajal dil ghyal karne ke kaabil tha ...... uski adaa hayee uski chaal badi kamaal thi... mai toh pura uspe latto ho gya tha.. kaash ki ye sab sach hota...
kaash ki woh sach mein hoti aur mai usko apne dil ki har baat bata paata...


sanju -- khair chhodo... mai bhi kya kya baatein soch rha tha..
chalo ab nahane chalta hu...

tabhi sanju ko aisa laga jaise ki kisi ki parchaayi abhi Tezzi se darwaaze ke bahar se chhatt ki taraf gyi...

sanju --( mann mein) ye abhi abhi kya hua..
mujhe laga ki koi guzra yaha se...

sanju bed se uth ke bahar nikal ke aaya toh dekha hariya ke sath kuch log aaye thea..

hariya -- sanju beta ye log yaha ki saaf safai kar denge... tum chalo nadi naha ke aa jao..

sanju -- ji kaka... mai abhi aaya...

sanju apne room mein jakar apna towel aur kapde pakad ke neeche aane laga..

sanju - kaka in sab se kahiye phle mera jo kamra hai uski saaf safayi phle kare . . .

hariya -- accha sanju beta mai unko bol deta hu

hariya kaka ne un logo ko mere kamre ki aache se saaf safayi karne ko kah diya aur phir sanju aur hariya kaka nahane nadi pe chale gye...

sanju -- Aree kaka ye nadi toh bhaut badhiya lag rhi hai..

hariya - yaha gaon mein hum sab ke nahane dhone aur kheto mein sinchaii ka yahi ek matra saadhan hai beta...

sanju -- haaa.
are kaka ye kya yaha toh auratien bhi naha rahi...

hariya kaka- ha beta yaha sab aisa he hai... sath mein he nahate hai....

sanju -- toh in auraton ko koi takleef toh nhi hoti hogi aise nahane mein....?

hariya -- takleef kaisi beta gaon mein toh sadiyon se aise he chala aa rha hai...

sanju -- kaka haveli mein pump hai ya nhi..

hariya -- nhi hai..

sanju -- toh pani kaha se laate hai..

hariya - haveli ke peeche ek kuwa hai wahi se nahane ke liye peene ke liye paani laya jaata hai....

sanju - ohh...

hariya -- chalo ab nahane ke liye taiyaar ho jao..
jaldi jaldi naha lo nhi toh woh log bhais ko nahlaane le aayenge..

sanju -- kya bhais bhi yaha nahlaate hai..

hariya -- haa... aur nhi toh kya..
sanju -- thik hai phir...
sanju ne jaldi se 3 -4 dubki maari.... aur nikal aaya nadi se...

hariya - kya hua itni jldi nikal aaye...
sanju -- pani bahut thandha hai..
hariya-- ha woh toh hai..
aur ek aat dubki maar lo...

sanju -- accha thik hai...
sanju jaise he nadi mein pair rkha usko aascharya hua ab pani thanda nhi tha ab garam hone laga tha...
sanju dheere dheere kadam badhaate hue pani mein ghus gya.. aur ek dubki lagaane laga.. dubki maarte hue usko laga ki koi uski peeth ragad rha ho ....

sanju ne apna sir pani se bahar nikal ke dekha... uske aas pass koi nhi tha..
hariya kaka toh bahar moot rhe thea..

sanju -- areee mujhe aisa kyu laga ki kisi ne abhi meri peeth ko ragda... hariya kaka toh mootne mein vayast hai phir aisa kisne kiya...

sanju aisa soch he rha tha ki usko pani mein ek black color ka bada sa cheez apne chharo taraf round round chakkar lagate hue dikha...

sanju ( mann mein ) - Aree behanchod bawaal ye kya hai... jo itni tezzi se mere gol gol chakkar kaat rha machali hogi shyd... chalo pakad ke dekhta hu...

sanju ne apna hath paani mein daalte hue usko pakadne ke liye badhaaya woh black colour ki cheez tezzi se sidhi disha mein bhaag gyi...

sanju ( mann mein) -- Aree sala jaadu.. itna tezz toh hariya kaka ka moot nhi nikal rha jitna tezz ye bhaga hai..
yahi machali hoga meri peeth ragadne wala chalo ek aur dubki maar ke nikalta hu...

sanju ne ek aur dubki maari aur phir nikal aaya... hariya ne bhi jaldi se naha liya phir dono raaste mein baat karte hue haveli ke liye nikal gye...

darasal haveli se nadi ke liye jo raasta jata hai woh jungli type ka hai...

dono raste mein chalte hue..
sanju -- kaka ek baat batana
hariya -- ha beta pucho...
sanju -- kya hum haveli mein boring nhi karwa sakte phir motor laga ke pani nikalwa skte hai...

hariya -- sujhaav toh accha hai lekin... koi bhi yaha koi broing karne wala aane ko taiyaar he nhi hoga... agar ho jaaye toh tum bula ke dekh lo...

sanju ( mann mein) -- mujhe yaha boring karwana he hoga... sari suvidha rahegi toh is haveli ko bechane mein aasani hogi...

sanju -- thik hai mai apne contacts se baat karke dekhta hu...

hariya -- beta tum kyu... in adrishy taakaton se bhidna chahte ho...

sanju -- kaka mujhe in bhoot wagerah pe vishwas nhi hai... ha lekin jo kal raat ko maine dekha woh pata nhi mera bharam tha syd...

hariya - woh toh humien nhi pata beta... lekin is haveli ko hamare puraane malik ne kuch anhoni ghatnaao ke karan saste mein bech diya... jisko tumhari dadi ne khareeda...

sanju - kya anhoni ghatnaao ke karan..

hariya -- ha.. puraane malik jinka naam surjan singh tha unke purkho ki haveli hai jo unko vasiyat mein mili thi... woh ek accha aadmi tha lekin pata nhi aachank se pata nhi kya hua ki unka maansik santulan kho gya aur unki betiyaan yaha unki dekhbhaal ke liye aayi aur unhone kuch ajeebo gareeb ghatnaayien yaha dekhi phir unhone apne pita ko ilaaj ke liye sheher le gaye... aur ye haveli ko aise he chhod gye...

kayi din baad jab ek gaon ka gunda bhikhu ek auart ko jabardasti utha ke uski izzat lootne ke liye haveli ko upyukt jagah samajh ke waha gya.... aur uski izzat lootne laga...

woh aurat jiska naam rewati tha...
woh chillati rahi bilakhte rahi.. roti rahi.. bhikhu se apni izzat ki bhikh maangne lagi... lekin bhikhu ne uski ek na sunte hue jabardasti uske kapde phaadne lgaa..

bhikhu ne jaise he rewati ke kapde phaade bhikhu ko apne pairo pe kisi ke hatho ka sparsh mahsoos hua...

bhikhu-- Aree kya hai mere pair ko pakad rha hai... lagta hai kisi parde mein phas gya hai pair...

rewati ( rote hue) -- dekho chhod do humko...
bhikhu -- chup saali randi... kabse tere ko line de rha... ab bss aaj tera kriyakaram karke tujhe pel dunga... phir dikhati rhna nakhre .. lekin phle chupchaap ek baari chod lene de.

rewati -- nhi... aisa paap mat karo.. mujhe chhod do mujhe jaane do...

bhikhu -- chup kar bhaisdiki...
aur bhikhu thappad pe thappad maarne lagta hai rewati ko...
chattaaaakkkk...... chaattttaaakkkkk.....

rewati -- aaaahhhhhhh....

bikhu -- ye sala parda bhi itna tight mere pairo mein phas gya hai.. na ki...

bhiku... jaise he apne pairo ko parde se chudaane ke liye rewati ke upar se uth ta hai
rewati bhaag ke haveli ki seediyo se chhad ke upar ek kamre mein jake ghus Jati hai aur darwaja andar se band kar leti hai...

bhikhu -- saali... kameeni bhaagti kaha hai ruk abhi... batata hu tujhe...

bhikhu ke kadam waha se hil bhi nhi rahe thea..

bhikhu -; ye saala parda kaise phas gya hai ki pair tak hilne nhi de rha...
abhi is parde ki maa ki aankh karta hu....

bhikhu ne jaise he nazar apne pairo ki orr daali... uske hosh udd gyi... gaand phaat gyi...

bhikhu-- aabbbeeee bee saala ye kya hai... kisi ne apne kaale kaale hatho se mera pair pakad rkha hai... kaun hai aakhir ye bhosdika...
chal bea gandu jaldi saamne aa warna teri aaj khair nhi tu jaanta nhi ki is gaon mein bhikhu ka kitna khauf hain..

hath wale ka -- no response...

bhikhu-; saale tere ko samjh nhi aa rha kya maine bola chhod mera pair aur bahar aa...

phir wahi...

no response....

bhikhu.. -- abe teri toh...
bhikhu ne ab toh us hath wale ka hath pakad ke he usko utha ke patakne ka decid kiya aur neeche jhuk ke apne hath un kaale hatho pe rkha aur unko pakad ke khichne laga..

bhikhu ki gaand tab phaat ke chithda ho gyi...

bhikhu -; ye kya hai bea... bina body ka hath ye kaise ho skta hai...

bhikhu ko jaise he pata chala ke ye kewal hath hai... woh hath ki pakad utni majboot hoti gayi... aur itni majboor ho gyi ki bhikhu ke pair ki us jagah ki haddi tak charmarane lagi aur waha se toot gyi...


bhikhu ( dard se jordaar chillate hue) -- aaaaahhhhhhhh mera pair..............
bachaooo......... bachaaaoooo......... koii.... bachao....

bhikhu ki aawaz sunke rewati bhi kamre se bahar aakar dekhne lagi...
aur jo dekha... uski bhi cheenkh nikal padii..

rewati --; aaaaaaahhhhhhhh......
aur rewati cheenkh maar ke wahi behosh ho gyi...

rewati ne us raat kya hua kya dekha kisi ko kuch nhi pata bhikhu ka bhi us din ke baad koi pata nhi chala...

sanju -- aur rewati ka...

hariya -- woh pagal ho gyi... us din se aaj tak uske mooh se ek sabd bhi nhi nikla hai...

sanju -- woh rahti kaha hai..

hariya -- mere ghar ke kuch he duri par uska ghar hai..

sanju -- uske ghar walo ne uska ilaaz nhi karwaya...

hariya -- bahut karwaya par koi fayda nhi hua... woh bs ek jinda laas ki tarah padi rhti hai..

sanju -- unki umar kya hogi..

hariya -- abhi tob 45 ho gyi hogi...

sanju ( mann mein) -- iska mtlb mst chodne layak maal hai... is se toh milna padega... kaun hai woh sundari jis par gaon ka gunda bhikhu fida tha..

hariya -- kya hua kis soch mein doob gye..

sanju - kuch nhi bss aise he...

hariya -- ye lo baat karte karte raste ka pata nhi chala hum haveli pahuch bhi gye...

sanju - haa...

baki next ep mein...

Funtastic updates maaza agaya padkar

 

[Yasasvi3]

kaala saaya... lakadhaare ke pass aakar...
kaala saaya - mera mobile kaha hai...
lakadhaara - kaun hai bea... tu...
lakadhaara torch jala ke torch ki roshini us kaale saaye ke muh pe maarne laga..



lakadhaara... - Abee... tu....

kaala saaya - hehehe... ha...mai... kya hua...

lakadhaara- peeche hat te hue... apne dost lakadhaare jo ki dusre kamre mein thea... unko jagaane bhaaga...

lakadhaara.. - utho... utho... sab.... voh... aa gya hai... utho... utho... jaldi... karo...

kaala saaya... - hehehe... jaa.. ja... jaldi... utha...



dusra lakadhaara... - kya hua bea... subah subah kyu chilla rha hai...

lakadhaara - voh... voh... aa gya...

dusra lakadhaara - abe... kaun aa gya... voh bhi itni subah subah...

lakadhaara... - vahi jisko humne maar ke jungle mein phenk diya tha...



kaala... saaya... vaha entry maarte hue...
kaala saaya - hello... guys....toh kaise.. hai...aaplog mai aa gya.. aapka apna pyara... raajdulara bhooto ka rakhwala.... sanju baba... hehehe














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Baaje Woofer Hain Bai

Tu Hain Gentalman
Hum Hain Balak Desi
Haa Maine Patayi
Teri Chori Kaleshi

Hum Hain Neeraj Chopra
Tu Hain Lionel Messi
Jisse Buralgey
Vaaki Aissi Ki Tesi

Bachpan Se Star Or
Light Se Flashy
Dikkat Naa Hume
Koyi Aisi Vesi
Guru Uparwala
Hum Hain Very Blessy
Full Power Londey
Andi No Baketi

Meri Gang Mein Naa Londa
Koyi Chocolaty
akelejau
Jaise Bukka Reddy
Teri Girlfriend Bole Mujhe
Hit Mein Daddy
Meka Dedu Dose
Kare Addy Addy
Areyy Problem Bata De
Teri Kardungay Solve
Mare Angy Piche Duniya
Yo Karti Revolve
22 Saal Ke Hain Londey
Lagey Desi Arnold
Tere Face Jinu Dollaa
Hight 6 Feet Tall


Kaley Sheshe Gaadi Ke
Baaje Woofer Hain Bai
Level Mat Milawe
Hum Tumse Upar Hain Bhai

Badmshi Kare Jo Tera Yaar
Vake Tutor Hain Bhai)















sabhi lakadhaare.... sanju ko dekh... apni jagah se uth khade hue...






lakadhaare... - tum... tum... yaha..

sanju - haaa... mai yaha.. kyu.... kya hua...

sanju - vaise mera mobile kiske pass hai... mujhe de do yrr... mere chaahne vale mujhe bahut miss kar rahe honge... thoda apne vapis lautne ka news toh unko suna du...

lakadhaara... jiske hath mein sanju ka mobile tha

lakadhaara - ye... rha... tera mobile...

sanju - chal la idhar, de mujhe..

lakadhaara sanju ke pass aata hai... aur sanju ka phone uske hath mein de deta hai...

sanju - aaahh.... apni cheez ko paane ka maza he kuch aur hota hai... hai na... bhai log..

lakadhaara- phle ye batao... ki tum yaha kaise...



kyu... hila daala na... Aree.. abhi bhi nhi smjhe... accha... accha... thik hai baba mai he smjhaata hu...


lakadhaare ki baat ka reply karte hue
sanju - yaha kaise ka kya mtlb hai... kaam khtm natak khtm....

lakadhaare - kya... itni jaldi kaam khtm...

sanju - toh aur kya... un auraton ko upar vale ne is dharti pe bheja toh tha lekin unke bheje mein bheja nhi bheja tha... kuch aaya bheje mein ya aap log ke mein bhi bheja nhi behja


lakadhaara... - ye kya bol rhe ho... voh dono itni shatir auratein... thi unko tumne 2 he raat mein bhaga diya...

sanju- sirf bhagya nhi.... chut aur gaand maar ke bhagaya hai...

lakadhaara - kya... sach mein...

sanju - aur nhi toh kya... aakhir bhoot banne ka kuch fayda toh uthana banta hai na boss..

lakadhaare - haste hue - sahi hai sanju bhai...

sanju - haa... saara kuch plan ke mutabik he hua jaisa humne socha tha... tum logo se us din maine baat ki thi... aur kaha tha ki tum sab lakadhaare banke haveli ke aas pass he rhna aur jab mai haveli jakar kanika randi ke upar pattharo phenk ke maaru toh uski aawaz sunke haveli mein aana aur mujhse us kanika ko bachane ke liye mere peeth pe jhutmuth ka vaar karna aur phir hamare natak ka agla hissa....mere peeche jaldi se khoon ke dhabbe lagana...phir us kanika ke saamne apne aap ko uske baap ke vafadaar hone ka natak karke...
uska bharosa haasil karna... aur meri laash ko thikane lagane ka kaam apne hath mein lena aur mujhe bhoot ka getup karake... mujhe haveli mein bhoot banake bhejna aur mere ghar valo ko message karna ki mai seher gya hu..... ye sab karne ke liye aap log ka bahut bahut thank ❤you...

agar aap log meri madad nhi karte toh aaj shayad meri haveli mujhe mil nhi pati...

lakadhaare - are... nhi... nhi... ye toh hamara farz tha... aur aapne koi galt cheez thodi na ki aapne toh apna he haq liya hai jisko unhone ne gaddari se chheen liya tha...

sanju - phir bhi... aap log ka bahut bahut shukravaar...

lakadhaare - shukravaar... ye badhiya tha guru...

sanju - hehehe.. ...

sanju - thik hai ab mai chalta.. hu... ye rhe kuch paise jo shyd.... aap log ke kaam aaye...

lakadhaare - Aree.. nhi... iski koi jarurat nhi hai... dosti mein paisa kabhi nhi laana chahiye...

sanju - phir se thanks yrr...

sanju vaha se apna bhoot ka getup utaar ke vapas normal apna vala insaan sanju baba banke ghar ki orr jaane laga....


sanju... khusi khusi... geet gungunaata hua... apne kadam badhaata hua... mann mein aur hotho se mushkuraata hua.... jaane laga...

sanju - aaj unse milne hai humien.. aaj unse lipatna hai humein... chalo unko soch ke hilaate chale... chalo unke liye kuch gaate chale.. thoda lund ko bhi sahlaate cahle thodi thandi aahien bharte chale...


sanju aise he geet khusi ke gaata rha.. aur apne kadam badhaata rha...

sanju ko kya pata tha... ki koi saaya... uspe nazar rkh rha hai... jo ki abhi uske peeche se usko ghure ja rha hai....

sanju ka peecha voh kaala saaya tab tak karta rha jab tak sanju ghar ke pass nahi pahuch gya...

kaala saaya - tu apne maut ki ulti ginti ginna shuru kar de bacche.... kyuki... ab mai aa chuki hu.... aur mai tujhse badla leke rahungi....


ek kaali parchayi.... jungle ki taraf vapas jaane lagi... jo ki dekhne mein ek aurat ki thi







( I know.... is ep ne... kayi log ko hila daala hoga... kayi log mujhe gaaliya de rhe thea... ki hero ko maar daala karke.. khaas kar ke yasasvi3 karke madam hai voh toh itna dukhi ho gyi ki sanju baba ki maut hui us vale ep ke baad padhne tak nhi aayi )



Baki next ep mein... ☺​

Bhot hi pyara or saandaar update ek dam gajb sanndaar update.....or rahi write shab baat ye ki me nahi aayi me thi per aap khud socho sex ke update pe kya comment du?....kitne bhi morden ho jaye being in a good level yahi apne desh ki aachi baat haap bhi hamse sabhaya bhasa me baate karte ha aacha h......or wastav me aapki lekhni ek dam new rahati ha asa nahi h ki kuch purna hamesha tranding dailogs....ye desi balak....and all really u are a good writer...ha kafi log sex ke update ko pasand karte ha or aap likhe bhi aachhi baat h...

 

[Yasasvi3]

kaala saaya... lakadhaare ke pass aakar...
kaala saaya - mera mobile kaha hai...
lakadhaara - kaun hai bea... tu...
lakadhaara torch jala ke torch ki roshini us kaale saaye ke muh pe maarne laga..



lakadhaara... - Abee... tu....

kaala saaya - hehehe... ha...mai... kya hua...

lakadhaara- peeche hat te hue... apne dost lakadhaare jo ki dusre kamre mein thea... unko jagaane bhaaga...

lakadhaara.. - utho... utho... sab.... voh... aa gya hai... utho... utho... jaldi... karo...

kaala saaya... - hehehe... jaa.. ja... jaldi... utha...



dusra lakadhaara... - kya hua bea... subah subah kyu chilla rha hai...

lakadhaara - voh... voh... aa gya...

dusra lakadhaara - abe... kaun aa gya... voh bhi itni subah subah...

lakadhaara... - vahi jisko humne maar ke jungle mein phenk diya tha...



kaala... saaya... vaha entry maarte hue...
kaala saaya - hello... guys....toh kaise.. hai...aaplog mai aa gya.. aapka apna pyara... raajdulara bhooto ka rakhwala.... sanju baba... hehehe














( Kaley Sheshe Gaadi Ke
Baaje Woofer Hain Bai

Tu Hain Gentalman
Hum Hain Balak Desi
Haa Maine Patayi
Teri Chori Kaleshi

Hum Hain Neeraj Chopra
Tu Hain Lionel Messi
Jisse Buralgey
Vaaki Aissi Ki Tesi

Bachpan Se Star Or
Light Se Flashy
Dikkat Naa Hume
Koyi Aisi Vesi
Guru Uparwala
Hum Hain Very Blessy
Full Power Londey
Andi No Baketi

Meri Gang Mein Naa Londa
Koyi Chocolaty
akelejau
Jaise Bukka Reddy
Teri Girlfriend Bole Mujhe
Hit Mein Daddy
Meka Dedu Dose
Kare Addy Addy
Areyy Problem Bata De
Teri Kardungay Solve
Mare Angy Piche Duniya
Yo Karti Revolve
22 Saal Ke Hain Londey
Lagey Desi Arnold
Tere Face Jinu Dollaa
Hight 6 Feet Tall


Kaley Sheshe Gaadi Ke
Baaje Woofer Hain Bai
Level Mat Milawe
Hum Tumse Upar Hain Bhai

Badmshi Kare Jo Tera Yaar
Vake Tutor Hain Bhai)















sabhi lakadhaare.... sanju ko dekh... apni jagah se uth khade hue...






lakadhaare... - tum... tum... yaha..

sanju - haaa... mai yaha.. kyu.... kya hua...

sanju - vaise mera mobile kiske pass hai... mujhe de do yrr... mere chaahne vale mujhe bahut miss kar rahe honge... thoda apne vapis lautne ka news toh unko suna du...

lakadhaara... jiske hath mein sanju ka mobile tha

lakadhaara - ye... rha... tera mobile...

sanju - chal la idhar, de mujhe..

lakadhaara sanju ke pass aata hai... aur sanju ka phone uske hath mein de deta hai...

sanju - aaahh.... apni cheez ko paane ka maza he kuch aur hota hai... hai na... bhai log..

lakadhaara- phle ye batao... ki tum yaha kaise...



kyu... hila daala na... Aree.. abhi bhi nhi smjhe... accha... accha... thik hai baba mai he smjhaata hu...


lakadhaare ki baat ka reply karte hue
sanju - yaha kaise ka kya mtlb hai... kaam khtm natak khtm....

lakadhaare - kya... itni jaldi kaam khtm...

sanju - toh aur kya... un auraton ko upar vale ne is dharti pe bheja toh tha lekin unke bheje mein bheja nhi bheja tha... kuch aaya bheje mein ya aap log ke mein bhi bheja nhi behja


lakadhaara... - ye kya bol rhe ho... voh dono itni shatir auratein... thi unko tumne 2 he raat mein bhaga diya...

sanju- sirf bhagya nhi.... chut aur gaand maar ke bhagaya hai...

lakadhaara - kya... sach mein...

sanju - aur nhi toh kya... aakhir bhoot banne ka kuch fayda toh uthana banta hai na boss..

lakadhaare - haste hue - sahi hai sanju bhai...

sanju - haa... saara kuch plan ke mutabik he hua jaisa humne socha tha... tum logo se us din maine baat ki thi... aur kaha tha ki tum sab lakadhaare banke haveli ke aas pass he rhna aur jab mai haveli jakar kanika randi ke upar pattharo phenk ke maaru toh uski aawaz sunke haveli mein aana aur mujhse us kanika ko bachane ke liye mere peeth pe jhutmuth ka vaar karna aur phir hamare natak ka agla hissa....mere peeche jaldi se khoon ke dhabbe lagana...phir us kanika ke saamne apne aap ko uske baap ke vafadaar hone ka natak karke...
uska bharosa haasil karna... aur meri laash ko thikane lagane ka kaam apne hath mein lena aur mujhe bhoot ka getup karake... mujhe haveli mein bhoot banake bhejna aur mere ghar valo ko message karna ki mai seher gya hu..... ye sab karne ke liye aap log ka bahut bahut thank ❤you...

agar aap log meri madad nhi karte toh aaj shayad meri haveli mujhe mil nhi pati...

lakadhaare - are... nhi... nhi... ye toh hamara farz tha... aur aapne koi galt cheez thodi na ki aapne toh apna he haq liya hai jisko unhone ne gaddari se chheen liya tha...

sanju - phir bhi... aap log ka bahut bahut shukravaar...

lakadhaare - shukravaar... ye badhiya tha guru...

sanju - hehehe.. ...

sanju - thik hai ab mai chalta.. hu... ye rhe kuch paise jo shyd.... aap log ke kaam aaye...

lakadhaare - Aree.. nhi... iski koi jarurat nhi hai... dosti mein paisa kabhi nhi laana chahiye...

sanju - phir se thanks yrr...

sanju vaha se apna bhoot ka getup utaar ke vapas normal apna vala insaan sanju baba banke ghar ki orr jaane laga....


sanju... khusi khusi... geet gungunaata hua... apne kadam badhaata hua... mann mein aur hotho se mushkuraata hua.... jaane laga...

sanju - aaj unse milne hai humien.. aaj unse lipatna hai humein... chalo unko soch ke hilaate chale... chalo unke liye kuch gaate chale.. thoda lund ko bhi sahlaate cahle thodi thandi aahien bharte chale...


sanju aise he geet khusi ke gaata rha.. aur apne kadam badhaata rha...

sanju ko kya pata tha... ki koi saaya... uspe nazar rkh rha hai... jo ki abhi uske peeche se usko ghure ja rha hai....

sanju ka peecha voh kaala saaya tab tak karta rha jab tak sanju ghar ke pass nahi pahuch gya...

kaala saaya - tu apne maut ki ulti ginti ginna shuru kar de bacche.... kyuki... ab mai aa chuki hu.... aur mai tujhse badla leke rahungi....


ek kaali parchayi.... jungle ki taraf vapas jaane lagi... jo ki dekhne mein ek aurat ki thi







( I know.... is ep ne... kayi log ko hila daala hoga... kayi log mujhe gaaliya de rhe thea... ki hero ko maar daala karke.. khaas kar ke yasasvi3 karke madam hai voh toh itna dukhi ho gyi ki sanju baba ki maut hui us vale ep ke baad padhne tak nhi aayi )



Baki next ep mein... ☺​

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[Game888]

sanju ab waha se nikal ke hariya ke ghar ki taraf chal pada...
hariya ke ghar ke taraf chalte chalte sanju
sanju - haayee. kya mast mast maal thi bea... sanju.... chanda toh bilkul chaand ki tarah gori... hai.... uske sundar sundar gaal hirini jaisi chaal... moti jaise daant... bagule jaisi gardan... aaahahaaaa.. puri bawaal maal hai... uski choochi... kaise... kalmi aam ki tarah... dikh rhi thi mann toh kar rha tha ki vahi uske dono kalmi aamo ko pakad ke uski chaati pe baith jaau... aur dono kalmi aamo ko chus chus ke unka rang gora se laal kar du....

beti toh beti.... uski woh maa...
kya naam tha uska.. haa yaad aaya...
bimla rani.. badi sayani... chut marani... gaand chudani... bur phadwa ke bhosda banani... yahi naam tha uska... saali.... apni beti ko bhi fail kar diya usne toh.... aisa gajab ka husn leke bina blouse phne ghum rhi hai... saala mere lund ko dard de diya tha us chutmarani bimla ne... lekin kuch bhi kaho... saali... tanccch maal... hai.. kisi din akeli mil gyi toh dhar dabochunga... lekin uske liye phle un dono ke dil mein aur sabse phele toh ghar mein aana jana karna hoga... phir dil mein jagah banani hogi phir kya... bss phir bur mein toh jagah apne aap he ban jayegi...

sanju apne aap se baatien kiye ja rha tha... aur kab woh burmaariya sorry sorry hariya... ke ghar pahuch gya usko khud he nhi pata chala...

sanju ne ghar ke andar pravesh kiya... aur hariya ko aawz dene laga...
sanju - burmaariya kaka
( mann mein) - Aree ye toh blanadar mistake ho gya..

sanju - hariya kaka...
anadr se malti ki aawaz aayi...
malti - sanju beta tum ho kya...
sanju - ji kaki... kaka kaha hai..?
malti - woh chhatt pe hai...
sanju - accha...
sanju ne seediyo se chadhte hue... chaatt pe aa gya...

chatt pe hariya kaka... khade hokar... dhoop shenk rha tha...

sanju ko aata dekh hariya...

hariya - Aree aao aao sanju beta aao...
kaha chale gye thea... subah se kaha thea..

sanju - Aree woh kaka kya hai na ki... mai woh gaav ghum rha tha... gaav aaye itne din ho gya tha lekin us chudail ke chakkar mein gaav ghum he nhi paaya tha toh thoda nikal gaya tha gaav ghumne...

hariya - accha.. accha... thik kiya...

sanju - accha... kaka.. ek baat batao.. is gaav ke aakhiri chhor pe ek jungle type hai...

hariya - jungle...
kis jungle ki baat kar rhe ho tum...

sanju - wahi jo gaav ke bahar hai...

hariya - kahi tum us jungle mein gaye toh nhi thea

sanju ( mann mein) - mai is burmaariya se question kar rha aur ye ulta mujhse cross question kar rha... chakkar kya hai...

hariya - batao beta kahi tum us jungle mein toh nhi gye thea..??

sanju - nhi kaka mai toh bas gaav ke sima tak gya aur us jungle ko dekha toh aise he pucha

hariya - accha... thik hai...
tum kabhi us orr mat jana..

sanju - par aisa kyu...

hariya - mai bol rha na bss..

sanju - par kuch toh batao..

hariya - woh mai nhi bata skta...

sanju - par kyu...

hariya - kyu ki maine us baare mein baat bhi ki toh.... anarth ho jaayega... bas ye samjho ki us jungle ko tumne kabhi dekha he nhi....

sanju ( mann mein) - ye bhosadiyawaala... Mujhe... bata kyu nhi rha aur baar baar waha jaane se kyu mana kar rha hai... kahi woh dono bhi toh chudail nhi..??


sanju - thik hai kaka... mai nhi jaunga... ab us taraf...

hariya - haa.. ab ye sab baat chodo... tum yahi ruko kuch der tab tak tumhari kaki bhi kapde badal ke aa jayegi phir tum khana kha lena mai aata hu thodi der mein...



sanju - ji... par aap kaha ja rhe hai..)??.

hariya - woh mujhe haveli mein aadmiyo ko kaam smjhana hai... toh mai unko kaam bata ke aa jata hu tab tak tum yahi raho...

sanju - thik hai...

hariya jaldi se Seediyoo se niche utar ke ghar se nikal gya...

sanju - ye kaka ne mujhe waha jane se mana kiya toh kiya kam se kam raaz toh batana chahiye tha na...

chalo chodo... niche chalta hu... yaha dhoop bahut tezz hai....


sanju chhatt se niche utarne laga... tabhi chhatt se niche utarte waqt uski nazar kamre ke upar mein bani khidki pe padi...
sanju ( mann mein) - kaki... lagta hai... abhi bhi apne kamre mein hai... chalo chal ke dekhta hu... lekin darwaja toh band hai... aur neeche toh khidki bhi nhi hai... woh upar mein exhaust ke liye.. khidki bani hai ha... wahi se dekhta hu lekin woh toh thoda upar hai... ab kya karu kya karu..

tabhi sanju ko rashoi ghar mein upar rakhe dibbe utarne ke liye use kiye Jane wale chadne wale ladki ke table pad padi....

sanju ne woh table rasoi ghar se le aayi aur ghar ka main gate band karke andar se kundi laga di... taki bahar ka koi aake usko aise taka jhaki karte na dekh paaye...

sanju wapas tabel ke paas aakar table pe chad gya aur exhaust ke liye bane khidki se kamre ke andar jhaakne laga...

aur jaise he sanju ne andar dekha... uski dil ki dhadhkan badh gyi..

sanju ( mann mein) - behanchod bawaal.... kamaal.... ye kya ho rha hai.... is Ghar mein... woh bhi mere hote hue.. aise kaam.... nhi... mai ab ye nhi hone dunga...


sanju ne drinn nishchay kar liya ki woh ab nhi hone dega... ye Sab...

aakhir aisa kya dekh liya sanju ne... kamre ke bhitar....
aakhir kya tha jisko sanju ab aur nhi hone dena chahta tha... aakhir aisi kya baat thi jisne sanju ke dil ki dhadhkan ko badha di... thi...
apne apne vichar vyakt kare... ki aakhir aisa kya dekh liya sanju ne ki uske mann mein aise bhaav uthne lage..

Maast updates

 

[Game888]

sanju aur hariya haveli pahuch jaate hai.. waha kaam joro soro se chal rha tha..

hariya aur sanju bhi kuch help karne lage taki jaldi se jaldi kaam khtam ho sake...

phir shaam ko sabhi apne apne ghar wapis lautne lage.

hariya bhi sanju ke sath wapis aane laga ....
tabhi raste mein sanju ko susu aayi....

sanju - kaka mujhe bahut tezz susu aayi hai..
mai thoda halka hoke aata hu...

hariya - thik hai beta...

sanju hariya ke pass se thodi der ke liye chala gya... aur kuch dur jaake.... ek ped ke niche moothe laga...

sanju ko kya pata tha ki woh jis ped ke neeche moot rha hai us ped ke upar ke bhoot soot ( so ) rha hai..

sanju ne moota toh moota lekin... muh se seeti bhi bajane laga....

aur aap sab ko toh pata hai gaav mein pedo mein bhoot hota hai... isliye ped ke pass nhi mootna chahiye... aur... ye bhi kaha jata hai ki raat ko aise sunsaan jagah par seeti nhi bajani chahiye.... warna hihihi

sanju ne seeti baja ke bahut badi galti kar dii thi...

ped pe soya bhoot....aur bhoot ki maa ki choot bada he khatrnaak hota hai mitro..

seeti ki aawaz sunke bhoot kasmasaate hue utha...
bhoot - kaun hai re jo meri nind kharaab kar rha seeti baja ke....
bhoot uth ke necche jab sanju ko dekha...
bhoot ka gussa aur bhi bhayankar ho gya...
bhoot - ye... chutiya aadmi... saale ko itna bhi nhi pata ki seeti nhi bajana chahiye warna bhoot aa jata hai...

ek toh seeti baja ke meri nind kharaab ki iski saja toh milegi... jarur milegi aur upar se saala moot bhi rha hai ye toh mera ghor aphmaan hai... iski double saja milegi...

sanju ne apna mutra vishrajan samaapt kar liya tha.... aur ab woh ped ke pass se jaane laga..

bhoot - ruk saale mutarre... kaha bhaag rha hai... ruk... abhi batata hu tujhe...

sanju ko kaun sa bhoot ki aawaz sunayi deni thi... woh chupchaap apni dhun mein seeti bajate hue... chal pada hariya ke pass...

hariya - ho gya beta..
sanju - ji.. ho gya...
aur sanju phir seeti bajane laga..

hariya- Aree beta.. band karo.. abhi ke abhi band karo...

sanju ( mann mein) - Abee.. lagta hai saala.. mootne ke baad lund andar daalna bhool gya lagta hai... mai bhi kitna bhulakkad hu...

sanju - ji kaka...
sanju ne phir se seeti bajate hue... neeche dekha...

sanju ( mann mein) -) Aree mera lund toh andar he hai aur chain bhi laga hua hai toh phir ye budahu kya band karne bol rha...

sanju - Aree kaka band he toh hai ye dekho ( pant ki taraf ishara karte hue..)

hariya - Aree ye nhi...

sanju - toh phir kya band karne bol rhe...

hariya - ye jo tum seeti baja rhe ho woh band karo...

sanju - par kyu... accha toh baja rha hu...
dekhiye... phir se bajata hu...
sanju ne phir se bajana suru kiya...

hariya- Aree band karo nhi toh woh aa jayega...

sanju - Aree kaun aa jayega...
hariya - dekho beta gaanv mein manyata hai ki raat ko seeti bajane se bhoot aa jata hai...

sanju - kuch bhi kaka..

hariya - mai sach bol rha hu... meri baat ka vishwas karo...

sanju - kaka aapne kabhi dekha hai... seeti bajane pe bhoot aate hue...

hariya - nhi lekin maanyata hai.

sanju - dekhiye... kaka is gaav mein ek he bhoot thi woh chudail... aur uski maut ho chuki hai toh aap jyada mat ghabrao... aur jaldi ghar chalo..

hariya aur sanju phir gahr ki taraf badhne lage....

lekin raaste mein he....

haiya kaka jo ki sanju ke peeche peeche chal rhe thea... woh achanaak se hasne lage .

hariya - hihihihi..

sanju ( darte hue) - kya hua... kaka.. aap hash kyu rhe ho....

hariya bina kuch bole...
hihihihihihi...

sanju - Aree... kaka batao.. na kya ho gya... jo aise hase ja rhe ho...

hariya - hihihihihihihihi .....
sanju ( is madarchod ko ab kya ho gya... abhi tak toh sab sahi tha.. kahi... meri firki toh nhi le rha..).

sanju - Aree yaar kaka majak band karo... aur jaldi ghar chalo...

hariya - ab rone laga....
uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu

sanju - Aree ab ro kyu rhe ho...

hariya - uuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu....
sanju - Aree bhosdike kaka kahi pagal wagal toh nhi ho gye ho... bea... gaandu saale... is ghani andheri raat mein jungle ke bich mein saale... bhauke ja rhe ho... agar ye koi majak hai toh turant band kar aur chupchaap.... chal ghar...


hariya gusse mein sanju ko ghurte hue...
alag aawaz mein... ( hhuuuhh...... hhuuhh.... tu mujhe... gaali de rha... chutiye... tu janta nhi ki mai kaun hu.... mai koi tera kaka waka nhi..... hu hhihihihihihii.... )

sanju ka dimaag ghum gya...
sanju ( chouk ke) - Aree bhosdike kaka... saale... majak mat kar idhar dil mein dhak dhak ho rela hai.... dekh chupchaap... ye nautanki chhod aur ghar chal...

sanju ne itna he kaha ki.... hariya tezzi se daudhte hue... us ped ke pass chala gya... aur us ped mein chad ke ulta latak gya...

sanju - Aree.. bhosdika... Aree.. bhosdika... ruk... madarchod..... kaka... kaha bhaag rha hai... saale... kaha bhaage ja rha hai... ek toh bhook se halat aise he tight hai upar se is madarchod ko maskhari sujh rhi hai...
mai khta hu ruk ja...

hariya - mai ab tere hath nhi aane wala.... hihihihi

sanju - aaakhir ye bhaag kyu rha hai..
kahi is bhosdiwaale ko daura toh nhi pad gya... ab toh isko pakad ke joota sunghana padega..... lekin joote mein itni sugandh nhi aayegi.. is bangdu ke liye.. toh moja he sahi hai...

sanju hariya ka peecha karte hue... us ped ke pass pahuch gya...

sanju - Aree Aree... ye Betichod.... is ped ke pass kyu aa rha... is ped pe toh abhi abhi mai moot ke aaya tha.....

hariya tezi se daudhte hue ped pe chad gya.... aur ulta latak gya....

sanju - ye itni aasani se ped pe kaise chad gya... aur ulta latak ke kya siddh karna chahta hai...

hariya kaka utro yaar... kaha bhoot ki tarah ped pe latak rhe ho...

hariya haste hue hihihihihi...
ab bhi nhi smjha... tu.... ki mai koi tera hariya kaka waka nhi.... balki bhoot hu... woh bhoot jo shanti se so rha tha... lekin tune aake... yaha moot ke... mera aphmaan kiya... aur uske upar seeti baja ke meri nind bhi kharaab ki hai.... isliye.... ab mai apni nind... tere is hariya kaka ke sarir ke sath poora karunga....

sanju - Aree behancho... tabhi tabhi... mai sochu... ki... ye saala... hariya kaka aise bauraaye bille ki tarah kyu harkatein kar rha...

hariya ( bhoot ) - tu ja yaha se.....
sanju- nhi mai nhi jaunga... phle mere kaka ke sarir ko chhodo..


bhoot - ye ab nhi ho skta... aur agar maine iske sarir ko chhod bhi diya... toh bhi ab koi fayda nhi... kyu ki maine iske praan har liye hai... aur ab iska sarir mera ho gya...

sanju - kyaa... kaka mar gye...

bhoot ( hariya) - haaa.... hihihihi

sanju ( mann mein) - Aree behanchod.. isne toh hariya.... jaise burmariya ke praan har ke unke praan pakheru udda diya... ye burnariya hariya kaka toh mar gya... bhaag le beta sanju warna kahi kaka ki tarah tere bhi praan pakheru na udda de ye chutmarini ka bhoot.

sanju sarpat daudhte hue bhaagne laga...

hariya ( bhoot) - haste hue hihihihihi bhaag... bhaag... hihihihi..
mera aphmaan kiya tha tune... meri nind kharaab ki thi bhaag bhosdike

sanju.... girte padte bhaagte bhaagte.... gaav ki taraf aaya... aur sabse phle... usne gaav ke kuch logo ko jo haveli ki saaf safai karte thea unse madad maangi... lekin koi abhi raat ko jane ko taiyaar nhi hua.... tabhi waha ek budhe kaka... jinka naam chungi laal tha woh aaye...

chungi lal - hariya hamara padosi.. hai... gaav mein sabse acchi pehchaan hai... kabhi kisi se bair nhi rkha... hamesha dusro ki madad kii aue jab aaj us ko madad ki jarurat hai toh tum sab apna muh chhupa rhe ho....

laanat hai tum logo ki jawani hai.... mai bhudha ho chuka hu sanju beta phir bhi mai hariya ko bachane chalunga... jisko bhi mere sath aana hai... woh aa jaaye.... warna jaake apni ( gaand) maarvaaye...

chungi lal ki baat ka logo par gehra asar hua... abhi abhi jo log Jane ko taiyaar na thea.. woh sab ab.... sanju ke sath chalne ko taiyaar ho gye....

sanju un sab ko us jagah par le gya... jaha hariya ( bhoot) ped pe ulta latak rha tha...

itne saare logo ko ek sath laalten pakde aata dekh....

hariya ( bhoot) - Aree ye saala... toh sabko lekar yaha aa gya... ab kya karu.... lagta hai ye log mujhe chain se sone nhi denge...
mujhe in sab ko chakhma dena hoga...

sab hariya ke pass aa gye...
hariya ( bhoot) ped se utar ke un sab ke saamne khada ho gya...

chungilal - bata kaun hai tu....
aur tune hariya ke saath kya kiya hain...

hariya ( bhoot) - ye aap kaisi baat kar rhe hai.... mai he toh hariya hu....

chungilal - jhut bol rha hai... tu...

sanju - ha ha... jhut bol rha hai....

hariya ( bhoot) - chup ho ja kalmuhe... tu mujhe yaha chhod ke bhaag gya aur ab gaav me jaakar.... mere baare mein.... galat galat afwaah phaila rha....

sanju - abee.. jhuthe.... saale..... jhut bolta hai...
hariya ( bhoot) - mai koi jhut nhi bol rha.... tu jhut bol rha hai mai hariya hu hariya...

sanju - ye jhut bol rha hai chungi uncle....

chungilal - huuhhh.... dono sant ho jaao....
sanju.... ke pass jhut bolne ki wajah nhi hai.... lekin jaise isne aarop lagaye hai uske hisaab se thik hai... agar tum hariya ho... toh hum maan lenge ki tum hariya ho...

sanju - ye aap kya kah rahe ho....

hariya ( bhoot) - khus hote hue.. ha ha... aap bilkul sahi kah rhe ho chungi uncle....

chungi lal - lekin uske phele tumhein hamare sawaalon ka sahi sahi jawab dena hoga..

sanju ( smile ) - ye hui na baat
ab bol bea...

hariya ( bhoot) -- (mann mein) -- saala... budhau... hosiyaar nikla... khel gya... ab kya karu.... kya karu..... is madarchod ne toh phasa diya....

chungi lal - chup kyu ho gye...

hariya ( bhoot) -( gusse se) -

nhi.... mujhe apni satyata pramaanit karne ke liye kisi ke sawaalon ke jawab dene ki koi jarurat nhi hai....

sanju - jarurat toh hai.... warna... accha nhi hoga..

hariya ( bhoot) - garajte hue... - warna kya kar lega re tu.... jaise tere is kaka ko maara hai waise tujhe... bhi maar dalunga.. aur in gaav walo ko bhi....

bhoot ne gusse mein apne he paav pe kulhaadi maar li.... usne gusse mein apna sach sabke saamne ujaagar kar diya...

chungi laal ke sath sabhi log uski ye baat sunkar.... awaak rah gye.... un sabko ab sanju ki baat ka yakeen ho gya...

idhar gaav mein malti ko bhi is baat ki khabar lag thi ki hariya ko jungle mein kuch ho gya hai... toh wah..... bhi gaav walo ke pecche peeche aane lagi thi apni gaav ki kuch padosan ke sath....

aur hariya ke muh se jo abhi gaav walo ne suna woh malti ne bhi sun liya woh vahi peeche he thi... aur usko jaise he pata chala... ki uske pati ki mrityu ho gyi hai..... uski ek jordaar cheenk nikal gyi aur woh is sadme se behosh ho gyi....

uski cheenk se sabka dhyaan us or gya.. ki tabhi woh bhoot hariya ki body ko sath lekar chala gya...

sanju daudke malti ke pass gya....
aur usko hosh mein laane ki koshish karne laga... lekin woh hosh mein aa he nhi rhi thi...

chungilal- Aree woh kaha gya.... aur hariya ka sarir bhi lekar chala gya...

sabhi - sanju se kahne lage....
sabhi - sab tumhare karan hua hai... na tum yaha aate na... he tum haveli mein rhne ki jidd karte na hariya is raaste pe itni raat ko jata aur na he... woh bhoot hariya ko pakadta... aur na he hariya ki maut hoti... hariya ke maut ke zimmedaar sirf tum ho sanju... sirf tum....

sanju gaav walo ke aise baato ko sunkar... mann he mann dukhi ho gya.... usko bhi lag rha tha ki shyd in sab mein kahi na kahi... uski he galti hai... aur aise he woh udaas hokar... uski aankhon mein aanshoo aa gya... aur uske aankhon se nikalta hua aanshoo uske galoon se hote hue ris ris ke girne lgaa.. jo uski godh mein behosh padi malti le chehre pe pada.... aue usko hosh aaya....

malti ko hosh aa.. gya...
malti sanju ko aise rota hua dekh ke aur gaav waalo ko sanju ko khari khoti sunate hue dekh ke... woh apne pati ke marne ke gam ko daba ke... bol padi....

malti - chup ho jaiye.. aap sab....
sanju malti ki aawz sunke apne aankh khol ke dekhne laga...
sanju - maa aapko... hosh aa gya...
malti - haa.... beta... tu ro mat.... beta...

sab gaav walo kaan khol ke sun lijiye... mere pati ki maut ho gyi... is baat ka jitna dukh aap sab ko hua hai us se bhi kahi jayada dukh mujhe hua... hai... aur sanju ko bhi mere samaan dukh hua hai... Aree isne toh mujhe apni maa samaan maana hai... aur mere pati ko apne pita samaan.... toh sochiye... ki isko kitna dukh hoga jisne apne pita ko khoya ho...
mai janti hu ki ab woh kabhi wapas nhi aayenge... lekin mai unke hatyaare us bhoot ko jayada din tak chain se nhi rhne dungi ye mera apne mare hue pati se vaad hai...
aur please aap log sanju ko kisi bhi baat ke liye blame mat kariye...

sanju rote hue malti se lipat gya..
sabhi... malti ki baat sunkar... shant hue...

chungilal - lekin malti behan... hum us bhoot ko kaise pakdenge...

sanju - woh sab aap log mujh par chhod dijiye... jisne mere hariya kaka ke sath aisa kiya hai... mai usko hamesa hamesa ke liye... khatam kar dunga...

phir sab waha se ghar chale.. gye...
malti ki halat thik nhi thi lekin woh khud ko sambhaalne ka prayaas kar rhi thi....

sab wapas ghar aa gye...
2 din tak sabne shok manaaya....
teesre din... kya hua... woh jaan ne ke liye padhte rahiye...

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sanju ab hariya ki laas ko jalne ke baad waha se ghar ki orr aa jata hai...

sanju ko ghar aate waqt aisa lagta hai ki koi toh hai jo uska peecha kar rha....


sanju ( mann mein) - ye mera bhram hai ya sach mein koi mere pe nazar rakh rha hai...

sanju apne chaaro taraf nazar daudhaata hai...

sanju ( mann mein) - dikh toh koi nhi rha lekin mujhe aisa kyu lag rha hai ki koi toh hai.... mere alawa yaha pe
jo bhoot tha woh toh mar gya aur uske sathi bhi mar gye phir ye kaun ho skta hai...
kahi ye woh kauwe ( crow ) toh nhi jo mujhe din mein .....
agar ye kauwe hai toh.... ye kauwe aisa kyu kar rhe... aur mere mandir mein jaate he ye kaha se gyab ho gye...
kahi ye bhootiya kauwe toh nhi... lekin aisa kaise ho skta hai saare bhooto aur chudail ko toh maine khud he nipta diya...
phir ye kaha se..?? kuch samjh nhi aa rha....

sanju aise he karte karte ghar pahuch gya...

woh jo kuch bhi tha woh sanju ke ghar ke kareeb pahuchne ke baad uska ehsaas hona band ho gya...


sanju ghar ke andar gya...
malti chanda aur bimla uska intezaar kar rhi thi...

malti ; kaha rah gye thea.... beta..
sanju - woh kaki baat darasal ye hai ki... phir sanju ne saari kahani apni jubani suna daali...

malti - kya sach mein... aisa hua..

sanju - haa.. chaliye... aap khud haveli ke pass Chal ke dekh lijiye... gaav walo ko bhi saath le chalte hai...

bimla - haa gaav wale bhi chale toh thik rahega...

phir malti ne sab gaav walo ko bulaaya...
aur phir sab sanju ki baat mein kitna sach hai kitna jhut ye pata lagane ke liye nikal pade hatho mein laalten lekar haveli ke pass....

sanju ke sath sab waha pahuch gye....
aur sabne jab haveli ko bahar se jagmagaata hua dekha.... aur haveli mein lagi light ki roshini se hariya ke haddi aur rakh ko haveli ke saamne jale pade dekha toh sabko sanju ki baat pe vishwas ho gya.... aur gaav wale sanju se apne puraane bartaav ke liye maafi maangne lage..
aur sanju ki jay jay kaar karne lage....
sabne milkar sanju ko ek naam diya...
bhooto ka kaal " bhaukaal "
sab taraf bhaukaal sanju bhaukaal sanju ki goonj uthne lagi...

sanju aur gaav ke lag... hariya ki raakh ko aur haddi ko ek handi ( mitti ka ghada) mein bharke wapas gaav ki orr aa gye..

sabke jaate he.... ek kaala saaya.. jo vahi ped ke upar jo chhupa baitha tha vo tezzi se sansanaate hue sarpat ek disha mein bhaagne laga...

idhar sanju aur gaav wale ghar pahuch gye.
gaav wale bhi raat bahut hone ke karan apne apne ghar jakar sone lage...

sanju ne ghar mein pooja ghar mein woh handi rakh di... aur kal he jakar ganga mein uska visharjan karne ka plan banane lage...
planning mein tay ye hua ki....
sanju ke sath chanda jayegi... malti aur bimla yahi rahegi...
kyu ki pita ki asthiyo ko jal pravaah ya toh ek beta deta hai ya beta na hone ki upasthiti mein beti.... toh chaaro ne milkar ye nishkarsh nikala.... ki sanju aur chanda kal jaayenge.... lekin unke sath mein jayega ek aadmi.... chanda ka mama jo kal subah apni biwi ke sath aane wala tha... kyu ki bimla apni eklauti beti ko kisi ladke ke sath aise nhi bhej skti thi....

toh itna sab tay ho jaane ke baad..... bimla aur malti sone chali gayi... chanda bhi apne room mein sone chali gyi....

sanju bechara akela..... nind na aane ke karan phone chalane mein lag gya... aur insta pe reel dekhne laga... aur ha jisne bhi bhai ko follow nhi kiya hai kar lo... I'd nhi bataunga....

sanju ( mann mein) - hatt yrr.. saala kya mst socha tha ki... chanda ke sath akele jaunga lekin bimla ne saara plan kharab kar diya.. kaha se uske bhai ko tapka layi.... saala pure honeymoon trip ki maa behan kar di...


sanju beta kuch bhi kar ke us mama ka Obama banana padega... warna mere honeymoon ka kya hoga

nahi nahi... mai us mama ko apne honeymoon mein taang adaane nhi dunga....
yahi sochte sochte..... sanju ki aankhien na jaane kab band ho gyi aur woh nind ke aagosh mein aa gya...

subah 7 baje.... jab malti ne sanju ko uthaya tab jake uski nind khuli...
sanju - haa.. kaki... good morning
malti - Aree sanju beta... utho.. jaldi... tumhari bus 10 baje hai.... tumhe aaj jana hai Ilaahabaad... ganga mein tumhare kaka ki ashtiya visharjan ke liye....

sanju - ohh ha...
sanju jhatt se uthta hai...
aur nahane ke liye nadi pe jaane lagta hai...

idhar ghar pe chanda naha dho chuki thi aur apne kapde pack kar rhi thi...
chanda - maa mama kaha tak pahuche...
bimla- pata nhi.. mai phone laga ke dekhti hu..
chanda - ha maa jaldi karo..
bimla - ha hello... kaha tak pahuche tum log..
dusri taraf - hello jiji.. woh mai ye kah rha tha ki mai toh nhi aa paunga... kyu ki mere pair pe chott lag gyi hai....

bimla - kya...?... kaha.. kyu... kab.??
bimla ka bhai ( tiku) - woh jiji kya hai na ki kal raat ko andhere mein chalte hue na jaane kaha se paav acchanak se ek mote keel mein ghus gya... jiske karan chalte tak nhi ban rha...

bimla - accha.. lekin ab... kya hoga... teri bhanji akele us ladke ke sath jaayegi...

tiku - Aree jiji... uski chinta aap nay na karo... maine uska bandobast kar diya hai...

bimla- accha kya bandobast kiya hai tune.. zara mujhko bhi toh bata!

tiku - maine chanda ki mami... ( chameli ) ko bhej diya hai.... woh chanda ke sath jayegi... aur aap toh chameli ko acchi tarah se janti hai... usme aurat se jayada mard ke gunn hai...

bimla - haa.. haa.. ye tune sahi kaha.... pata nhi kya dekh ke bapuji ne tere liye us gunda ko biyaah diya.... badi he jhagdaalu ladaaku.... aur baat baat par hath paid chalane wali hai teri ye mardana biwi

tiku - ye toh aapne sahi kaha...
mardana he hai meri biwi
thik hai jiji ab rkhta hu...

bimla - haa...

sanju idhar nadi pe nahane aa gya....
sanju nadi mein nahate hue....

" Aree hey... LA... LA.. laa.... LA... laa.. LA.... laa.. laa..
thande thande paani se nahana chahiye...
gaana aaye ya na aaye.. gaand maarna chahiye... "

sanju apne lund ko nikaal ke uspe sabun laga ke... mutthi chalane laga....
waah... waah... waah.... adbhut.... aloukik sukh hai.... lekin ye kisi ki bur ke bhitar aisa sukh paata toh maja aata...

aise he mutthi chalate hue... sanju ki gaand phat gyi....
jab usko pata chala ki bahut se kauwe kaw kaw karte hue nadi ki taraf he badhe aa rhe....

sanju - Aree... madarchod.... ye kauwe... ye Betichod kauwe phir se mujhpe attack toh karne nhi aa rhe na...

hua bhi yahi.... saare kauwe sanju ki taraf he aane lage...

sanju - Aree.. saala..... ye Betichod toh mere pe he attack karne aa rhe hai.....
sanju ( mann mein) - bhaag sanju beta... bhaag
sanju ne ye socha aur phir.... woh pani se nikalne wala he tha... ki tabhi uske chehere pe jo ghabraahat ke bhaav thea woh gayab ho gye aur woh wapas paani mein aa gya....


idhar........
Sumona Pikachu ka intezaar kar rhi thi...
sumona - dasi maa... dasi maa... kaha ho aap..?
lata sumona ki aawz sunkar bhaagte hue aayi..

lata - kya hua beti....
sumona - us pikachu ka kuch pata chala usne koi khabar laaya ya nhi....

lata - abhi ka pata nhi beti lekin kal ki baat mujhe pata hai...

sumona - kya... mujhe bhi bataiye... dasi maa...
lata - woh kal pikachu ek puncher wale ka bhes dhaaran kar ke us ladke se mila aur us se uske baare mein pata karne laga...

sumona - toh aakhir kya pata chala...
lata - pikachu bata rha tha ki woh ladka toh bada he harami hai kehta hai ki woh bhoot woot yaha tak ki chudail se bhi nhi darta hai aur agar koi bhoot usko dukh jaaye toh woh uski maiya chod dega...

sumona - kya.... aisa kaha usne...
lata - ha... bitiya...
sumona - usne bhooto ki itni bejjati ki toh pikachu ne kuch kiya kyu nhi....

lata - usne us ladke pe hamla karne ki koshish ki thi beti lekin woh ladka mandir mein chup gya.... aur mandir mein pikachu ka jaana sambhav nhi ho paaya...

sumona - abhi kya khabar hai...
lata - abhi toh kuch pata nhi beti... pikachu kal raat ko aaya tha toh usne mujhe ye bataya aur wapas woh us ladke pe nazar rakhne ke liye.... chala gya

sumona - thik hai.... abki baar woh aaye toh usko mere saamne aane ka kahiyega

lata - thik hai beti...

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