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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . . . . .( 1 to 10 )
बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और अद्भुत मनमोहक अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गया
ep 147.....
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ab idhar golu ko police arrest kar ke le gayi doctor ke sath hathapai karne ke jurm mein....
bechara golu ek toh nasbandi ke operation ke karan pehle se hi dard mein tha.... upar se ye sab face karna padd raha tha.. ...
police vala... - Aree.. golu bhai... aap yaha pe us doctor ko kyu maare...??
golu - hai koi reason bea.... tumko bata nhi skte...
- kajal bhai ko pata hai ki aap kaha pe ho...
golu - nhi.... unko phone milao..
police - Aree... unko kyu takleef deni golu bhai hum khud aapko unke pass chhodkar aate hai.....
aakhir humne bhi toh unka rishvat khaya hai itna toh banta hai...
golu - sahi hai.... phir chalo ghar...
ab golu police valo ke sath ghar pahuch gaya...
kajal bhai abhi khana khaa hi rahe thea ki gate pr police ki gaadi aaayi dekh ke ruk gaye....
kajal bhai - ye police ki gaadi yaha kya kar rhi hai....
guard 1 - mai dekhta hu bhai aap khana khao...
kajal bhai - jaa.. jaa... dekh jaldi..
guard 1 bhaag ke jaata hai aur dekhne lagta hai...
guard 1 - bhai .... bhai.... karke daudhte hue kajal bhai ke pass aata hai..
kajal bhai :- kya hua itna bauraaya hua kyu hai.
guard - bhai bhai voh golu bhai aa gaye.... police unko leke aayi hai....
kajal bhai - kya.... Tu sach kah raha hai...
guard - haa.. bhai ji.. aap khud chalke dekh lijiye...
kajal bhai uske sath jaake dekhta hai...
sach mein police vala golu ko leke aa raha tha...
kajal bhai golu ko aata hua dekh ke khusi se phoola nhi samaata aur daudhte hue jakr usse lipat jaata hai...
kajal bhai - chote..chote... Tu thik toh hai na...
golu - haa... bhai kehne ko toh thik hu...
in police vale ne mujhe yaha laaya...
kajal bhai - mere liye toh yahi bahut hai...
inspector tumhara bahut bahut dhanyavaad
iske badle tum jo maango milega...
inspector - sach bhai ji.
kajal bhai - haa... sach.... batao kya chahiye...
inspector - voh jab time aayega toh bata dunga ...
kajal bhai - accha thikk hai..
accha inspector ye batao... golu kaha mila aur us ladke ka kya kiya tumne....
inspector - kaun ladka... golu ji ye kajal bhai kis ladke ki baat kar rahe hai... aap toh humko akele mile thea hospital ke saamne...
kajal bhai - hospital... Tu hospital ke bahar kya kar raha tha chote. kya hua tujhe...
golu ( mann mein) - is bhosdivaale inspector ki toh .... sab bakk diya...
kajal bhai - bta na chote kyu gaya tha hospital....
golu - voh voh..... na mai apna test karvaane gaya tha aajkal trend hai na bhaiya shadi se pehle sabhi test karavaana padta hai....
kajal bhai - oh accha accha...
toh kya report aaya....
golu - bhaiya... abhi report thodi na aayega report toh 2 din baad aayega...
kajal bhai - accha... thik hai... aur mujhe khusi hai ki tu is shadi ko serious le raha..
golu ( mann mein) - seriously lena hi hoga kyu ki ab mai khud serious ho gaya hu....
kajal bhai - accha chote Tu jaa aaram kar.... mai thoda inspector sahab se baat karke aata hu...
golu - ji bhaiya...
kajal bhai.. - haa.. toh inspector baat aisi hai ki ek ladka hai jo hamare bhai aur hamaare peeche pad gaya hai hath pair dhoke.... usko kaise bhi karke kisi bhi case mein pakad ke andar daalo.,..... aur smjh gaye na uska kya karna hain...
inspector - ji smjh gaya... bas aap apna vaada yaad rkhna.. ki mujhe jo mai maanguga voh milega...
kajal bhai - haa..... yaad rakha hai...
inspector - thikk hai phir aap nishchint ho jaaiye....
us ladke ka koi photo hai...
kajal bhai - nhi... lekin humne usko dekha hua hai.....
toh aap kisi sketch artist ko bhej dena hum uski sketch banwa ke aapko de denge...
inspector - ok... mai kal hi sketch artist ko bhejta hu aapke yahan..
accha ab mujhe aagya dijiye....
ab inspector vaha se chala gyaa...
kajal bhai - ladke ab toh tu gaya...
ab idhar..... ghar par...
malti kisi ke khyalon mein khoyi hui thi...
malti ( mann mein) - aaaahhh.. meri bur badi machal rahi.... khujla rahi saali..... pata nahi kya ho gaya hai mujhe vaha se jabse aayi hu ye bur hai ki fudak hi rhi hai rukne ka naam nhi le rahi... aur us bakre ka chehra baar baar mere zehen mein kyu aa raha hai.... aur kyu meri bur uske lund ko apne andar ghusvaana chahti hai......
kal raat bhi mujhe yahi sapna aaya tha ki voh bakra Bakruddin mujhe ragad ragad ke chod raha hai..... kya mujhe uski aadat lag gai hai..
lekin ye sab galat hai mera aisa sochna bhi galat hai... mai apne pati hariya ki vidhwa hu.... mujhe kisi aur ke baare mein nhi sochna chahiye... bhale hi voh bakra tha lekin choda toh tha usne.... ye mai kya kya soch rahi...nhi ab mai uske baare mein nhi sochungi....jo ho gaya so hoga... malti inhi udhed bun mein lagi hui thi.....
tabhi kajri aa jati hai..
kajri - Aree malti.... Tu kaha khoyi hui hai..
malti - Aree kuch nhi yarr...... voh bas aise hi....
kajri - accha... sun sanju kab aa raha hai dholu ke yaha se...
malti - pata nhi yrr..... aaj hi toh gaya hai ab aayega toh tina aur dholu ko sath hi leke aayega... aur tina nayi nayi dulhan hai kam se kam hafta 10 din toh rukegi hi...
ye sunke kajri ka chehera latak gaya..
kajri ( ) - accha..
malti - vaise tu kyu doond rahi thi sanju ko kuch kaam tha kya usse...
kajri - haa... voh kaam tha voh meri maa ( faguna) jo hai na unko kuch kaam tha sanju se isliye ....
malti - haa...
kajri - aur bata kya kar rahi hai..
malti - aur kya batau yrr..... chal hi raha hai jaise taise dekh toh rahi hai....
kajri - haa....
Aree tujhe pata hai panditaayin aajkal kuch jayada hi khus rahne lagi hai..
malti - kya.... sach mein...
kajri - haa... uska pati mar gaya hai phir bhi dekho uska toh aisa ho gaya hai ki kuch hua hi na ho....mast romantic ❤ romantic gaana gungunaate rehti hai...
malti - haaye ram.... aisa karti hai kya..
kajri - aur nhi toh kya...
bimla udhar se aate hue...
bimla - Aree karne do bechari ko jo karti hai abhi umar hai uski...
kajri - kya baat kar rahi ho bimla didi uski umar 53 baras hai ye kaha se romantic gaana gaane ki umar hai..
bimla - Aree aaj kal ye aam baat hai... dekh rahe ho na yaha malikaa arora ko kaise budhiya itni umar mein bhi jawan ladke ke sath apna muh kaaala karwa rahi....
kajri - haa.. haa.. didi sahi kah rahi ho aap aajkal ke jamaane ka koi bharosa nhi hai..
aajkal log bharose ki maa ka bhosda kar dete hai...
ye sunke malti aur bimla dono jor jor se hass padi....
bimla - kya.... rhyming ki hai re kajri... bharose ki maa ka bhosda vaah maja aa gaya
malti - haa.. sach mein..
aise hi ye teeno gappe maarti rahi...
ab chaliye hum kuch aur maarne chalte hai...
ab idhar.... pari aur sumona bhootopidia ki talaash mein nikal jaate hai...
tab tak ke liye...... chudail lok ka kaarybhaar sumona apni saheli husna ko saup deti hai....
lata - vaah beti.... husna..... tune toh mera naam uncha kar diye.... jis chudail lok ki mai sada ek dasi banke rah gayi vahi chudail lok ki tu raani ban gayi.....
husna - nhi maa.... aisa nhi hai ye toh sumona ki amaanat hai..... jo uske aate hi mai usko lauta dungi.... mujhe toh in sab ki na toh aadat hai aur na hi mujhe rule karna aata hai...
lata - toh mai kis liye hu.... mai hoon na mai sikhaungi tujhe....
( ab toh malikaa ke aate tak mera hi raaj hai hihihi )
husna ( mann mein) - ye mahal toh shaandaar hai....... ye chudail lok bhi bahut bada rajya hai..... isko kaise sambhaalti hogi sumona......
tabhi ek daasi daudhti hui aati hai..
nayi malikaa... nayi malikaa...
husna - kya hua.... kyu aise bhaagte hue aa rahi jaise koi kutta peeche pad gaya ho....
daasi - voh.... voh.... kuch darbaari fariyaad leke aayee hai...
husna - thikk hai mai aati hu...
ab husna darbaar pe jaake baith jaati hai... uske left ki taraf uske pass mein hi uski maa lata baith jaati hai.....
husna - haa batao kya samasya hai aap logo ki...
2 bhoot - humaari ye samasya hai ki hum bore ho rahe hai..... humein..... pehle malikaa ne is gaav pe logo ko pareshan karne ki chhut de rakhi thi... jo ki hum bakhoobi karte thea.... lekin us ek ladke sanju ne hum sabhi bhooton ki waat laga di......
hamare pass utni special powers nhi hai jisse hum kuch aisa uthpaath macha sake ki koi humein rokk.. paaye... isliye hamri ye iccha hai ki humein special powers dey.... taaki hum gaav valo ko aur us ladke sanju ko sabak sikha sake...
husna - maa ye sanju kaun hain..
lata - vahi ladka jisne teri saheli sumona ki behan ko maar diya...
husna - kya...
ye kya kah rahi ho aap....
lata - haa.....
ab lata ne ek ek karke sanju ke saare kaarnaame batane lagi...
husna - itna sab kar diya us akele ladke ne...
lata - haa....
husna - toh thikk hai .....
de di aap logo ko special powers jao charge karo...
bhoot khus hote hue...
bhoot - nayi malikaa ki jay ho...
nayi malikaa ji jay ho...
lata ke dil ko bada sukoon mil raha tha apni beti ko malikaa kahlaate hue sunkar....
ab bhoot log powers paa chuke thea... ab voh gaav ke jungle ki taraf badh gaye aur jungle mein uthpaath macchane lage. ..
बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और शानदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)★....Episode....★(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
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Ep 148.....
ab idhar.....
dholu ke sasural pahuch ke sanju aur dholu tina ke maa baap ke paav chhu ke aashirvaad lete hai...
phir baith ke baat chit karne lagte hai...
jab sabhi baat chit mein vyast thea tab sanju baba ( mai) sabse nazrein chhupa kar Tina ki maa.... rita aunty ke mast jism ko dekh raha tha jo ki saree mein kamaal lag rahi thi...
aunty ko dekh ke mere muh mein paani aaya... mai apne hath se dholu ki jaangh dabaaya...
( mtlb - kya hua na ki mai aunty ( rita) ko dekh ke khyaalon mein khoo sa gaya...
mai khayalon hi khayalon mein sochne laga....
hum tum ek kamre mein band ho aur chaabi kho jaaye.... aur mere hath aunty ki jaangien dabaaye usko chudai ke liye uksaayein... aur ye hakikat mein maine mere bagal mein baithe dholu ke sath kar diya... )
dholu - aaaaaaahhhh-hhhhhhhh ..... bhai... bhai... chhod... chhod... bahut dard ho raha hai....
lekin mai toh abhi bhi ghum tha aunty ke husn mein....
dholu ki awaaz sunke mujhe hosh aaya... aur meri nazar rita aunty se hati...
dholu - dard se bilbila raha tha kyuki maine bahut jor se.... uski jaanghon ko nichodne ke jaisa daba rakha tha ....
dholu ka chehra dekh maine poochha....
sanju - kya baat hai bhai... aise gande expression kyu de raha.....
tina - bhaiya... aapne kya pakda hua hai ye dekho....
sanju - maine.. maine kya pakda hua hai...
dholu - abe... neeche neeche toh dekh...
maine neeche dekha...
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sanju - areee... mori maiyaaa... ye kya pakad liyo... ...
ji haan... mera hath dholu ke gootiyoon par tha jo kisi bhi waqt phootne ki kagaar pe thea...
ye dekhte hi maine apna hath peeche kiya..
tab jaake dholu ke jaan mein jaan aayi..
uncle ( LKB) - ye kya kar rahe thea tum sanju beta...
itne mein..... TKM - Rita... bhi bol padi..
Rita - ye kya ho gaya tha tumhe sanju beta..
mai unki taraf dekhta hu...
sanju - voh.. voh.. kuch nhi mai thoda thak gaya tha isliye so gaya tha baithe baithe aur isliye mujhe sapna aaya bhayankar vala aur ye ho gaya...
tina - Aree sorry bhaiya.... mai bhool hi gayi thi aap ne itna sab kuch kiya thakaan toh honi hi thi.... mai aapko room dikhana bhool gayi mai bhool gayi ki aapko aaram chahiye hoga... yaha aate hi mai aapko baaton mein laga di...
sanju - nhi.. nhi... koi nhi..
tina - aaiye... mai aapko aapka kamra dikha deti hu vaha aap aaram karna..
ab mai tina ke sath chala gaya... tina ne mujhe kamra dikha diya...
tina - ye raha aapka kamra ab aap aaraam se aaram karo... mai chalti hu... aur haa mujhe pata hai aap soye nhi thea balki meri mumma ko dekh ke imagine kar rahe thea...
ye sunke mai sarma gaya..
tina - oyee.. hoyee... dekho toh mumma ka naam lete hi kaise sarma gaye... accha chalo ab aap araam karo...
sanju - tumhe yaad hai na tumhe mere sath unka taaka bhidaana hai...
tina - haa.. haa.. baba sab yaad hai... aap tension na lo... mai aapko apna sautela baap bana ke rahungi...
sanju - thank you ...
tina - chalo ab araam karo...
ab tina vaha se chali gayi...
Rita - dikha diya sanju ko room.
tina - haa.. mummy dikha diya..
uncle ( LKB) - ek baat smjh mein nhi aayi... ki sanju ko itna nind kaise aa gaya ki voh sofe pe baithe baithe so gaya...
kahi hum boring baatien toh nhi kar rahe..
Rita - haa mai bhi yahi soch rahi thi... ki kahi hamari baaton se bore hoke toh voh nhi so gaya na...
tina - aisa kuch nhi hai... sanju bhaiya ki thakawat ka raaz ye hai...
ab tina ne aate waqt raste mein jo jo bhi unke sath hua... voh A se lekar Z tak saara kuch apne mummy papa ko bata daala...
Rita - kyaa... voh golu phir tumhein tang kar raha tha...
tina - haa... aur sanju bhaiya ne usko bahut acche se sabak sikhaya hai ...
LKB - kya sach mein sanju ne jungle mein un gundo ko us tareeke se maara...
dholu - haa sasur ji.... hamara sanju bhai.... hai hi damdaar...
LKB ( dheere se) - kaas pehle mila hota ye sanju toh is dholu ko damaad banana nhi padta...
dholu ne uski baat sun li..
aur tans... kaste hue kaha..
dholu ( dheere se) - beti ka hath nhi de ske toh kya hua , abhi bhi kuch nhi bigda hai... apni biwi ka hath de do sanju ko
ye sunke LKB gusse se dholu ki taraf dekhne laga..
LKB - ( mnn mein) - madarchod bhosdika...
ab idhar..... kajal bhai ke ghar pe
golu apne kamre mein darwaja andar se lock karke.... ro raha tha...
golu ( ) - jindagi barbaad ho gaya... jindagi barbaad ho gaya
us madarchod sanju ko toh mai chhodunga nhi... usne toh meri sirf nasbandi karayi hai na taaki mera baccha paida na ho sake.... mujhe napunsak kaha jaaye.... lekin mai... mai golu uske lund ko hi kaat ke usko hijda bana dunga..... ...
golu gusse mein badbadaata hai...
tabhi uske.... gate pe knock hota hai.. dhaappp... dhappp... dhappp....
golu hadbada jaata hai... voh jaldi se apne ansoo poochta hai aur darvaaja kholta hai..
darvaaje pe kajal bhai khada tha..
golu - kajal bhai aap...
kajal bhai - haa... mai..
chal jaldi se taiyaar ho jaa... maine sandhya aur uske parivaar valo ko bulaaya hai ghar pe..... voh log aa rahe hai....
golu - kya sandhya maan gayi mere se shadi karne ke liye....
kajal bhai - nhi.... lekin usko aur uske ghar valo ko manaane ke liye tujhe usko impress karna hoga.... isliye.... maine ek plan socha hai....
golu - kaisa plan...
kajal bhai - **********
golu - kya aapko pakka yakeen hai ye plan kaam karega...
kajal - haa... mujhe yakeen hai...
golu - toh thikk hai phir...
aap jaisa chahoge vaisa hoga...
ab idhar.... haveli ko kalia ke bharose chhod ke sanju toh yaha mast tina aur dholu ke yaha aaya hua tha...
kaalia bechara bhi haveli ko dholu ke bhai bholu ke sahaare chhodke.... laundiyaa baaji mein busy tha.... din bhar chatiyaana.. raat bhar batiyaana.... bas yahi uska daily routine ban gaya tha aur un ladkiyon ki bheji hui nudes dekh ke hilana bhi... yahi uska routine ban chuka tha...
lekin aaj ek ladki sakshi ke bahut jidd karne par voh usse milne ke liye.... taiyaar ho gaya tha.. lekin kalia ko bhi darr lag raha tha.. kyuki voh sanju ka chehra aur naam use karke sabhi ladkiyon se baat kiya karta tha.... ab aaj jab uska chehra saamne aayega ladki ke toh phir voh ladki kya kalia ko accept karegi ya phir laat maarke bhaga degi....
jaane ke liye padhte rahe hamari kahani alaadin ki jubaani...