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बहुत ही मस्त लाजवाब और मदमस्त अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया
अगले रोमांचकारी धमाकेदार और चुदाईदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा

Ji

 

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ab.... aakhir kaar voh din aa hi gaya...
aaj dholu aur tina ke pag fere ki rashm manayi jaani thi....


tina ke maayke mein..... rishtedaaro ki bheed lagi padi thi....
sabhi rishtedaar..... ek ek karke aate jaa rahe thea....


mujhe toh in rashmo vashmo mein koi intrest tha hi nhi isliye mai chupchaap.... ghar se nikal liya...


ab idhar.... shadi ka rishta fix hone se golu ke ghar pe sabhi bahut khus nazar aa rahe thea.... lekin abhi bhi koi aisa tha jo khus nhi lag raha tha...


kajal bhai - Aree... golu kya hua... teri shadi itne bade khandaan mein kara raha ladki inti sundar khoobsurat hai... lekin Tu kuch khus nazar nhi aa raha kya hua...


golu - bhaiya..... mai shadi ko lekar dukhi nhi hu.... ladki bhi mujhe pasand hai Aur ye rishta bhi mai bhi apni shadi ko leke itna hi excited hu.. lekin...


kajal bhai - lekin... kya..??


golu - bhaiya... mai us ladke ko apni shadi se pehle - pehle.... maarna chahta hu.... kyuki... agar voh jinda raha toh meri shadi bigaadne ki koshish jarur karega...


kajal bhai - ye tu kya kah raha hai..


golu - mai sahi kah raha hu kajal bhai... aapne jo plan banaya tha na ladki vaalo ko impress karne ka...


kajal bhai - haa... jo successful hua...


golu - ghanta successful hua....


kajal bhai - mtlb...??


golu - Aree.... voh toh ladki vale kaise kaise maan gaye... varna usne koi kasar nhi chhodi thi..


kajal bhai - kisne...


golu - usi ladke ne jisko aapne us din nhi tapkaaya....
voh saala... mere plan pe paani pherne aa gaya... aapko pata hai jab mai aaj gunde log ke sath gaya tha sandhya aur uski family ko rokne..... tab kya hua..


uske baad golu ne saari kahani kah sunayi...


kajal bhai - kya.... aisa kiya usne...


golu - haa.... isliye mujhe bahut jor se shaq ke sath yakeen hai ki voh meri shadi mein koi na koi bawaal jarur karega aur mujhe usko aisa karne se rokna hoga...


kajal bhai - tu tension mat le chote abhi tera bhai jinda hai.... tu ek kaam kar police station jaa... aur
***************


golu - smjh gaya bhai... mai abhi nikalta hu....


ab golu..... police station pahuch gaya...
golu - oye... inspector...


inspector - are... aaiye.. aaiye... golu bhai...


golu chair pe baithte hue...


inspector - bataiye kaise aana hua...


golu - tujhe jo kaam diya tha us ladke ko uthaane ka kya hua uska...


inspector - mai usi kaam mein laga hua hu... bhai.... yahi soch raha tha ki kis case mein andar daalu...


golu - voh sab ka muje nhi pata... mujhe jald se jald..... voh ladka chahiye...


inspector - ji mai koshish karta hu aap mujhe 2 din ki aur mohlat de dijiye...


golu - thikk hai... abhi mai chalta hu.... lekin yaad rahe 2 din ke baad ek second bhi na aage na peeche 2 din tak usko mere havaale kar....


inspector - ji... ji...


golu ab police station se nikal jata hai
golu - ab ek kaam karta hu..... apni nasbandi khulvaane jaata hu....


ye soch ke golu hospital chala jaata hai...


golu - doctor.... doctor...


nurse - kya hua...


golu - yaha koi operation karne vala doctor hai kya...


nurse - haa... voh raha unka cabin...


golu - accha...


ab golu doctor ke cabin mein ghus jaata hai....
golu - a.. a.. doctor.... Tu hi hai na operation vala...


doctor - haa.. bataiye... mai hi hu...


golu - chal.. chal jaldi operation theater mein..... mera nasbandi khol de....


doctor - ye kya bol rahe ho aap...


golu - nasbandi kholne ko toh bol raha thikk se sunayi nhi pad raha kya tujhe..


doctor - dekhiye... dekhiye... bhaisahab.... aap jo bol rahe hai voh bhi nhi ho skta...


golu - kyu kyu nhi ho skta...


doctor - dekhiye.... ye jo nasbandi hota hai na isme kya kiya jaata hai ki.... lund aur gote je beech jo viry le jaane vala connection pipe hota hai na usko kaat diya jaata hai aur baandh diya jaata hai...


golu - ye sab mujhe mat bata mai jitna kah raha hu utna kar...


doctor - vahi toh bol raha hu ki aisa nhi ho skta... kyu ki.... aapke bolne ke hisaab se aapki nasbandi ho chuki hai.... jiske chalte aapki bhi connection piep kat gayi hogi.... aur ye ek baar kat jaane ke baad dobara nhi judti hai....


I am sorry....


golu - kya... ... iska mtlb mai kabhi... baap nhi ban paunga...


doctor - haaa....


golu ke lund pe bijliyaan gir gayi...


golu ( mann mein) - ye sab us madarchod ladke sanju ke vajah se hua hai.... mai usko chhodunga nhi.... ab hamri jindagi ka ek hi maqsad hai... us harami ki maut.......


golu gusse mein doctor ke cabin se nikalte hue ghar ki taraf badhne laga....

 

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160


ab.... aakhir kaar voh din aa hi gaya...
aaj dholu aur tina ke pag fere ki rashm manayi jaani thi....


tina ke maayke mein..... rishtedaaro ki bheed lagi padi thi....
sabhi rishtedaar..... ek ek karke aate jaa rahe thea....


mujhe toh in rashmo vashmo mein koi intrest tha hi nhi isliye mai chupchaap.... ghar se nikal liya...


ab idhar.... shadi ka rishta fix hone se golu ke ghar pe sabhi bahut khus nazar aa rahe thea.... lekin abhi bhi koi aisa tha jo khus nhi lag raha tha...


kajal bhai - Aree... golu kya hua... teri shadi itne bade khandaan mein kara raha ladki inti sundar khoobsurat hai... lekin Tu kuch khus nazar nhi aa raha kya hua...


golu - bhaiya..... mai shadi ko lekar dukhi nhi hu.... ladki bhi mujhe pasand hai Aur ye rishta bhi mai bhi apni shadi ko leke itna hi excited hu.. lekin...


kajal bhai - lekin... kya..??


golu - bhaiya... mai us ladke ko apni shadi se pehle - pehle.... maarna chahta hu.... kyuki... agar voh jinda raha toh meri shadi bigaadne ki koshish jarur karega...


kajal bhai - ye tu kya kah raha hai..


golu - mai sahi kah raha hu kajal bhai... aapne jo plan banaya tha na ladki vaalo ko impress karne ka...


kajal bhai - haa... jo successful hua...


golu - ghanta successful hua....


kajal bhai - mtlb...??


golu - Aree.... voh toh ladki vale kaise kaise maan gaye... varna usne koi kasar nhi chhodi thi..


kajal bhai - kisne...


golu - usi ladke ne jisko aapne us din nhi tapkaaya....
voh saala... mere plan pe paani pherne aa gaya... aapko pata hai jab mai aaj gunde log ke sath gaya tha sandhya aur uski family ko rokne..... tab kya hua..


uske baad golu ne saari kahani kah sunayi...


kajal bhai - kya.... aisa kiya usne...


golu - haa.... isliye mujhe bahut jor se shaq ke sath yakeen hai ki voh meri shadi mein koi na koi bawaal jarur karega aur mujhe usko aisa karne se rokna hoga...


kajal bhai - tu tension mat le chote abhi tera bhai jinda hai.... tu ek kaam kar police station jaa... aur
***************


golu - smjh gaya bhai... mai abhi nikalta hu....


ab golu..... police station pahuch gaya...
golu - oye... inspector...


inspector - are... aaiye.. aaiye... golu bhai...


golu chair pe baithte hue...


inspector - bataiye kaise aana hua...


golu - tujhe jo kaam diya tha us ladke ko uthaane ka kya hua uska...


inspector - mai usi kaam mein laga hua hu... bhai.... yahi soch raha tha ki kis case mein andar daalu...


golu - voh sab ka muje nhi pata... mujhe jald se jald..... voh ladka chahiye...


inspector - ji mai koshish karta hu aap mujhe 2 din ki aur mohlat de dijiye...


golu - thikk hai... abhi mai chalta hu.... lekin yaad rahe 2 din ke baad ek second bhi na aage na peeche 2 din tak usko mere havaale kar....


inspector - ji... ji...


golu ab police station se nikal jata hai
golu - ab ek kaam karta hu..... apni nasbandi khulvaane jaata hu....


ye soch ke golu hospital chala jaata hai...


golu - doctor.... doctor...


nurse - kya hua...


golu - yaha koi operation karne vala doctor hai kya...


nurse - haa... voh raha unka cabin...


golu - accha...


ab golu doctor ke cabin mein ghus jaata hai....
golu - a.. a.. doctor.... Tu hi hai na operation vala...


doctor - haa.. bataiye... mai hi hu...


golu - chal.. chal jaldi operation theater mein..... mera nasbandi khol de....


doctor - ye kya bol rahe ho aap...


golu - nasbandi kholne ko toh bol raha thikk se sunayi nhi pad raha kya tujhe..


doctor - dekhiye... dekhiye... bhaisahab.... aap jo bol rahe hai voh bhi nhi ho skta...


golu - kyu kyu nhi ho skta...


doctor - dekhiye.... ye jo nasbandi hota hai na isme kya kiya jaata hai ki.... lund aur gote je beech jo viry le jaane vala connection pipe hota hai na usko kaat diya jaata hai aur baandh diya jaata hai...


golu - ye sab mujhe mat bata mai jitna kah raha hu utna kar...


doctor - vahi toh bol raha hu ki aisa nhi ho skta... kyu ki.... aapke bolne ke hisaab se aapki nasbandi ho chuki hai.... jiske chalte aapki bhi connection piep kat gayi hogi.... aur ye ek baar kat jaane ke baad dobara nhi judti hai....


I am sorry....


golu - kya... ... iska mtlb mai kabhi... baap nhi ban paunga...


doctor - haaa....


golu ke lund pe bijliyaan gir gayi...


golu ( mann mein) - ye sab us madarchod ladke sanju ke vajah se hua hai.... mai usko chhodunga nhi.... ab hamri jindagi ka ek hi maqsad hai... us harami ki maut.......


golu gusse mein doctor ke cabin se nikalte hue ghar ki taraf badhne laga....

Update posted

 

[Aladdin_]

बहुत ही मस्त लाजवाब और मदमस्त अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया
अगले रोमांचकारी धमाकेदार और चुदाईदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा

Update posted

 

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161.... ( tina aur dholu ke honeymoon ke pehle vala episode...)


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:::-- idhar..... tina aur dholu ka pag fere ka rashm nipat jaata hai.....
sabhi rishtedaar apne apne ghar chale jaate hai.....
shaam ko jab mai ghar pahuchta hu...


tina - Aree sanju bhaiya.... aap kaha thea...


sanju - voh mai thoda bahar chala gaya tha kuch kaam se...


tina - accha....


dholu - are.. sanju bhai... ye dekho..


sanju - ye kya hai...


dholu - hamara Honeymoon ticket sasur ji ne khud diya hai...


sanju - wow uncle.... aap toh great ho....


LKB - aur nhi toh kya....


sanju - kab jaa rahe ho Honeymoon pe
..


dholu - parso.... papa ji ko bhi us din airport jaana hai toh unke sath hi niklenge...


sanju - uncle ji.... ko airport kyu jaana hai


LKB - voh kya hai na beta.... mujhe apne kaam ke silsile mein.... jaana hai out of city...


sanju - oh....... ok...


tina - sanju bhaiya... ab mai aur dholu toh apne honeymoon ke liye chale jayenge.... aur dad bhi apne kaam ke silsile mein out of city jaa rahe hai... toh mom ghar pe akeli ho jayegi.... isliye meri aapse request hai ki aap mom ka khyal acche se rakhna..... aur ye kehte hue tina ne sanju ko aankh maar di..


sanju bhi tina ki baat smjh gaya ....
ki tina kis tarah se khayal rakhne ka bol rahi


sanju ( mann mein) - rakhunga.... bahut acche se khyal rakhunga inka toh... ☺


sanju rita ki taraf dekhne laga...
rita kya gajab lag rahi thi



phir sabhi khana khaane lagte hai....

agli subah.....

 

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Abhi taiyaar ho rahi....

 

[krish1152]

nice update

 

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nice update

Shukriya