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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

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ab.... aakhir kaar voh din aa hi gaya...
aaj dholu aur tina ke pag fere ki rashm manayi jaani thi....


tina ke maayke mein..... rishtedaaro ki bheed lagi padi thi....
sabhi rishtedaar..... ek ek karke aate jaa rahe thea....


mujhe toh in rashmo vashmo mein koi intrest tha hi nhi isliye mai chupchaap.... ghar se nikal liya...


ab idhar.... shadi ka rishta fix hone se golu ke ghar pe sabhi bahut khus nazar aa rahe thea.... lekin abhi bhi koi aisa tha jo khus nhi lag raha tha...


kajal bhai - Aree... golu kya hua... teri shadi itne bade khandaan mein kara raha ladki inti sundar khoobsurat hai... lekin Tu kuch khus nazar nhi aa raha kya hua...


golu - bhaiya..... mai shadi ko lekar dukhi nhi hu.... ladki bhi mujhe pasand hai Aur ye rishta bhi mai bhi apni shadi ko leke itna hi excited hu.. lekin...


kajal bhai - lekin... kya..??


golu - bhaiya... mai us ladke ko apni shadi se pehle - pehle.... maarna chahta hu.... kyuki... agar voh jinda raha toh meri shadi bigaadne ki koshish jarur karega...


kajal bhai - ye tu kya kah raha hai..


golu - mai sahi kah raha hu kajal bhai... aapne jo plan banaya tha na ladki vaalo ko impress karne ka...


kajal bhai - haa... jo successful hua...


golu - ghanta successful hua....


kajal bhai - mtlb...??


golu - Aree.... voh toh ladki vale kaise kaise maan gaye... varna usne koi kasar nhi chhodi thi..


kajal bhai - kisne...


golu - usi ladke ne jisko aapne us din nhi tapkaaya....
voh saala... mere plan pe paani pherne aa gaya... aapko pata hai jab mai aaj gunde log ke sath gaya tha sandhya aur uski family ko rokne..... tab kya hua..


uske baad golu ne saari kahani kah sunayi...


kajal bhai - kya.... aisa kiya usne...


golu - haa.... isliye mujhe bahut jor se shaq ke sath yakeen hai ki voh meri shadi mein koi na koi bawaal jarur karega aur mujhe usko aisa karne se rokna hoga...


kajal bhai - tu tension mat le chote abhi tera bhai jinda hai.... tu ek kaam kar police station jaa... aur
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golu - smjh gaya bhai... mai abhi nikalta hu....


ab golu..... police station pahuch gaya...
golu - oye... inspector...


inspector - are... aaiye.. aaiye... golu bhai...


golu chair pe baithte hue...


inspector - bataiye kaise aana hua...


golu - tujhe jo kaam diya tha us ladke ko uthaane ka kya hua uska...


inspector - mai usi kaam mein laga hua hu... bhai.... yahi soch raha tha ki kis case mein andar daalu...


golu - voh sab ka muje nhi pata... mujhe jald se jald..... voh ladka chahiye...


inspector - ji mai koshish karta hu aap mujhe 2 din ki aur mohlat de dijiye...


golu - thikk hai... abhi mai chalta hu.... lekin yaad rahe 2 din ke baad ek second bhi na aage na peeche 2 din tak usko mere havaale kar....


inspector - ji... ji...


golu ab police station se nikal jata hai
golu - ab ek kaam karta hu..... apni nasbandi khulvaane jaata hu....


ye soch ke golu hospital chala jaata hai...


golu - doctor.... doctor...


nurse - kya hua...


golu - yaha koi operation karne vala doctor hai kya...


nurse - haa... voh raha unka cabin...


golu - accha...


ab golu doctor ke cabin mein ghus jaata hai....
golu - a.. a.. doctor.... Tu hi hai na operation vala...


doctor - haa.. bataiye... mai hi hu...


golu - chal.. chal jaldi operation theater mein..... mera nasbandi khol de....


doctor - ye kya bol rahe ho aap...


golu - nasbandi kholne ko toh bol raha thikk se sunayi nhi pad raha kya tujhe..


doctor - dekhiye... dekhiye... bhaisahab.... aap jo bol rahe hai voh bhi nhi ho skta...


golu - kyu kyu nhi ho skta...


doctor - dekhiye.... ye jo nasbandi hota hai na isme kya kiya jaata hai ki.... lund aur gote je beech jo viry le jaane vala connection pipe hota hai na usko kaat diya jaata hai aur baandh diya jaata hai...


golu - ye sab mujhe mat bata mai jitna kah raha hu utna kar...


doctor - vahi toh bol raha hu ki aisa nhi ho skta... kyu ki.... aapke bolne ke hisaab se aapki nasbandi ho chuki hai.... jiske chalte aapki bhi connection piep kat gayi hogi.... aur ye ek baar kat jaane ke baad dobara nhi judti hai....


I am sorry....


golu - kya... ... iska mtlb mai kabhi... baap nhi ban paunga...


doctor - haaa....


golu ke lund pe bijliyaan gir gayi...


golu ( mann mein) - ye sab us madarchod ladke sanju ke vajah se hua hai.... mai usko chhodunga nhi.... ab hamri jindagi ka ek hi maqsad hai... us harami ki maut.......


golu gusse mein doctor ke cabin se nikalte hue ghar ki taraf badhne laga....

Update 160 posted.....

 

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Ep - 161

Rita : Sanju coffee lo beta.....

Sanju coffee lene ke liye jese hi Rita ki trf dekhta hai uski nazar tiki ki tiki rah jaati hai

Rita thoda jhukhe huye Sanju ko coffee de rahi thi jiske karan uska saree ka pallu uske khandhe se sark gya tha or Rita ko eska pata bhi nhi chala

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Jab Sanju trey se coffee nhi uthata hai to Rita dekhti hai Sanju kahi khoya hua hai

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Sanju kha kho gya

Jab Rita uski nazaro ka picha karti hai to use shock Lagta hai Rita dekhti hai uske khandhe par se uski saare ka pallu gir gaya hai



or uske blouse mai se uske gore gore chuchiya Bahar aane lo betab ho rahi thi ab Rita samjh gyi thi Sanju uski chuchiya dekhne mai khoya hua hai Wo ek dum jaldi se khadi hoti hai or apni saree ka pallu sayi karti hai or apne haatho se coffee ka cup try se uthati hai or Sanju se bolti hai beta tum coffee piyo ankit aata hi hoga

Sanju : ji aunty

Rita jese wapas jaane ke liye mudti hai uski nazar Sanju ke pant par padti hai Jise dekh kar Rita ko ek baar phir shock lagta hai Sanju ke pant ke under kuch utha hua tha Rita jaldi se room se bahar aati hai or kitchen mai try rhak kr

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Sanju meri chaati ko kiyu dekh rha tha Nhi nhi ye mai kiya soch rahi hu
Wo aesa ladka nhi hai P..par uska wo...wo utha hua tha Khi meri chati to dekh kar ke uska wo to nhi nhi aesa nhi oh sakta wo abhi baccha hai

Rita : ( man mai ) Ho bhi sakta hai akhir kar Sanju Ab ek Jawan ladka hai Jawani mai ho jata hai kisi ke sath bhi Lekin mujhme aesa kiya hai jo Sanju jese jawan Ladka meri chati dekh kar uska wo khada ho gya

Rita badi tez kadmo ke sath apne room mai aati hai or apne aaine ke saamne khadi ho jaati hai or khud ko niharti hai

Rita : (man mai ) Khubsurt to mai hu hi bs thoda age ho gya hai Lekin phir bhi mai khubsurt dikh rhi hu

Rita apne kandhe par se apna saree ka pallu niche girati hai or aaine mai apni chuchiya dekhti hai or apne haatho se apni chuchi pakadti hai


Rita : ( man mai muskarate huye ) Hmm to ese dekh kar Sanju ka khada ho gya hahaha

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Chiiiiii ye me kiya soch rahi hu or bole jaa rahi hu Sanju mere beti tina ke umar ka hai

Tabhi door bell bajti hai or Rita apni saree thik karte huye apne room se bahar aati hai or door kholti hai........

 

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Ep - 161

Rita : Sanju coffee lo beta.....

Sanju coffee lene ke liye jese hi Rita ki trf dekhta hai uski nazar tiki ki tiki rah jaati hai

Rita thoda jhukhe huye Sanju ko coffee de rahi thi jiske karan uska saree ka pallu uske khandhe se sark gya tha or Rita ko eska pata bhi nhi chala

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Jab Sanju trey se coffee nhi uthata hai to Rita dekhti hai Sanju kahi khoya hua hai

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Sanju kha kho gya

Jab Rita uski nazaro ka picha karti hai to use shock Lagta hai Rita dekhti hai uske khandhe par se uski saare ka pallu gir gaya hai



or uske blouse mai se uske gore gore chuchiya Bahar aane lo betab ho rahi thi ab Rita samjh gyi thi Sanju uski chuchiya dekhne mai khoya hua hai Wo ek dum jaldi se khadi hoti hai or apni saree ka pallu sayi karti hai or apne haatho se coffee ka cup try se uthati hai or Sanju se bolti hai beta tum coffee piyo ankit aata hi hoga

Sanju : ji aunty

Rita jese wapas jaane ke liye mudti hai uski nazar Sanju ke pant par padti hai Jise dekh kar Rita ko ek baar phir shock lagta hai Sanju ke pant ke under kuch utha hua tha Rita jaldi se room se bahar aati hai or kitchen mai try rhak kr

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Sanju meri chaati ko kiyu dekh rha tha Nhi nhi ye mai kiya soch rahi hu
Wo aesa ladka nhi hai P..par uska wo...wo utha hua tha Khi meri chati to dekh kar ke uska wo to nhi nhi aesa nhi oh sakta wo abhi baccha hai

Rita : ( man mai ) Ho bhi sakta hai akhir kar Sanju Ab ek Jawan ladka hai Jawani mai ho jata hai kisi ke sath bhi Lekin mujhme aesa kiya hai jo Sanju jese jawan Ladka meri chati dekh kar uska wo khada ho gya

Rita badi tez kadmo ke sath apne room mai aati hai or apne aaine ke saamne khadi ho jaati hai or khud ko niharti hai

Rita : (man mai ) Khubsurt to mai hu hi bs thoda age ho gya hai Lekin phir bhi mai khubsurt dikh rhi hu

Rita apne kandhe par se apna saree ka pallu niche girati hai or aaine mai apni chuchiya dekhti hai or apne haatho se apni chuchi pakadti hai


Rita : ( man mai muskarate huye ) Hmm to ese dekh kar Sanju ka khada ho gya hahaha

Rita : ( man mai ) ye Chiiiiii ye me kiya soch rahi hu or bole jaa rahi hu Sanju mere beti tina ke umar ka hai

Tabhi door bell bajti hai or Rita apni saree thik karte huye apne room se bahar aati hai or door kholti hai........

Ep 161 posted

 

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162....
( tina aur dholu ke honeymoon ke pehle vala episode...)



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:::-- idhar..... tina aur dholu ka pag fere ka rashm nipat jaata hai.....
sabhi rishtedaar apne apne ghar chale jaate hai.....
shaam ko jab mai ghar pahuchta hu...


tina - Aree sanju bhaiya.... aap kaha thea...


sanju - voh mai thoda bahar chala gaya tha kuch kaam se...


tina - accha....


dholu - are.. sanju bhai... ye dekho..


sanju - ye kya hai...


dholu - hamara Honeymoon ticket sasur ji ne khud diya hai...


sanju - wow uncle.... aap toh great ho....


LKB - aur nhi toh kya....


sanju - kab jaa rahe ho Honeymoon pe
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dholu - parso.... papa ji ko bhi us din airport jaana hai toh unke sath hi niklenge...


sanju - uncle ji.... ko airport kyu jaana hai


LKB - voh kya hai na beta.... mujhe apne kaam ke silsile mein.... jaana hai out of city...


sanju - oh....... ok...


tina - sanju bhaiya... ab mai aur dholu toh apne honeymoon ke liye chale jayenge.... aur dad bhi apne kaam ke silsile mein out of city jaa rahe hai... toh mom ghar pe akeli ho jayegi.... isliye meri aapse request hai ki aap mom ka khyal acche se rakhna..... aur ye kehte hue tina ne sanju ko aankh maar di..


sanju bhi tina ki baat smjh gaya ....
ki tina kis tarah se khayal rakhne ka bol rahi


sanju ( mann mein) - rakhunga.... bahut acche se khyal rakhunga inka toh... ☺


sanju rita ki taraf dekhne laga...
rita kya gajab lag rahi thi



phir sabhi khana khaane lagte hai....


agli subah.....

 

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Sab apna khana nipta kar apne apne room mai chale gye thye Rita Sanju ko dekhti hai jo kitchen ke pass khdi thi wo Sanju ke pass aati hai or thoda Jhuk kar plate mai khana lagati hai......

Rita ke Thoda Jhuke hone ke karan
Achank uska saree ka pallu uske khandhe se sark jata hai or uski gori gori chuchi Sanju ke aankho ke saamne aajati hai Rita ka dhayan Sanju ki Palet mai khana lagane mai tha usko pata hi nhi chala kab uski saree ka pallu niche gir gya hai or thoda Jhuke hone ke karan uski Gori gori chuchiya jo blouse mai kaid hai wo or bahar aane ko betab hoye jaa rahe thye

aunty


Aesa nazara dekh kar Sanju ki halat kharab hoye jaa rahi thi uske paint ke andar tufaan uth rha tha badi muskil se Sanju apne aap par control karta hai or apni nazar ko apne plate ki trf karta hai Tbhi Rita khana ĺaga kar shidhe khadi hoti hai or dekhti hai uska pallu gira hai wo apne pallu ko apne khande par rakhti hai

Rita : Sanju beta kuch chahiye to bolna

Sanju : ( Haklate huye ) ji....ji aunty

Phir Rita kitchen ki trf chali jaati hai
Sanju khana khate huye

Yehi sab sochte huye Sanju khana khata hai phir achank uski nazar saamne Rita par jaati hai jo kitchen mai khadi ho kar bartne saaf kar rahi thi Sanju ki nazar Rita ki gaand par padti hai

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Sanju : ( man mai ) Rita aunty ki gaand
Toh kafi badi hai or inki chuchi bhi kitni badi badi hai

Sanju Rita ki gaand dekh kar soch rhi rha tha tbhi Rita palat kar Sanju ki tarf dekhti hai or bolti hai


Rita : Sanju beta tumko kuch or chahiye kiya

Rita ki awaj sun kar Sanju ki hawa nikal jaati hai or uske muh mai chawl jo tha wo ek jhatke mai bahar nikal jata hai or Sanju khasne lagta hai

Sanju : uhho......uho....uhoo....

Rita Sanju ke pass aati hai or usko paani ka glass deti hai

Rita : lo paani piyo or aram se khana kaho beta

Sanju paani pita hai

Rita : Tum Kuch soch rahe thye kiya Sanju

Rita ki baat sun kar Sanju ghabraa jaata hai or ghabraate huye

Sanju : N..n... nhi aunty kuch bhi to nhi

Rita : ( muskarate huye ) khane ke time kuch socho to aese ho sakta hai aram se khana Khao

Sanju : ji

Sanju jaldi se apna khana niptate huye apne room mai aata hai


agli subah...

tina aur dholu ka honeymonn..

ab idhar..... aaj tina aur dholu honeymoon ke liye nikal rahe hote hai...

unke sath sath.... tina ka baap ( LKB ) bhi airport tak jaa raha tha kyuki vaha se voh out of town jaane vala tha.... un teeno ko lekar mai yaani aapka apna sanju baba airport chhodne jaata hu....

mai un teeno ko jeep mein baitha ke airport le ke gaya.... vaha unko drop karne ke baad mai vapas laut raha tha....

tabhi....



ab mai vapas tina ke ghar aa jata hu...
meri nazar... baar baar... tina ki maa rita aunty ko talaash kar rahi thi..

sanju - Aree.... kaha hai meri rani... jo pilayegi mujhe apne jharne ka paani...




mai... rita aunty ko doodhte doodhte unke kamre ke pass pahuch jaata hu...

uske room ka darwaja khula hua tha....
mai andar chala jaata hu....

rita aunty..... bahut sundar lag rahi thi...



rita aunty - Aree sanju beta tum aa gaye... airport pr unko chhod ke...

sanju - ji ji aunty..

meri nazrein..... sirf aur sirf aunty ke boobs par thi


jo shyd aunty ne bhaap liya.... tabhi achanak se unka pallu gir gaya.... aur unko aise dekh ke mera toh thook gatakna tak mushkil ho gaya.....
ab mai apne aape se bahar hone laga...
mai.... apne kadam aage badhaate hue aunty ke kareeb jaane laga...
aur dekhte hi dekhte maine unke boobs ko dhar dabocha...


rita chihukk jati hai..
rita - sanju... ye tum kya kar rahe ho... chhodo... chhodo Mujhe.... dur hato mujhse... lekin sanju baba ke saamne koi apni chala skta hai kya

mai ab kaskar... usko apni bahoon mein jakad leta hu phir uske boobs ko masalte hue.... apne muh mein bhar leta hu...

rita aunty sisyaaa jati hai....
rita chihukk jati hai..
rita - sanju... ye tum kya kar rahe ho... chhodo... chhodo Mujhe.... dur hato mujhse... lekin sanju baba ke saamne koi apni chala skta hai kya

mai ab kaskar... usko apni bahoon mein jakad leta hu phir uske boobs ko masalte hue.... apne muh mein bhar leta hu...

rita aunty sisyaaa jati hai....

voh baar baar mera virodh karne lagti hai lekin mai unke doodh nhi chhodta....

 

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Sab apna khana nipta kar apne apne room mai chale gye thye Rita Sanju ko dekhti hai jo kitchen ke pass khdi thi wo Sanju ke pass aati hai or thoda Jhuk kar plate mai khana lagati hai......

Rita ke Thoda Jhuke hone ke karan
Achank uska saree ka pallu uske khandhe se sark jata hai or uski gori gori chuchi Sanju ke aankho ke saamne aajati hai Rita ka dhayan Sanju ki Palet mai khana lagane mai tha usko pata hi nhi chala kab uski saree ka pallu niche gir gya hai or thoda Jhuke hone ke karan uski Gori gori chuchiya jo blouse mai kaid hai wo or bahar aane ko betab hoye jaa rahe thye

aunty


Aesa nazara dekh kar Sanju ki halat kharab hoye jaa rahi thi uske paint ke andar tufaan uth rha tha badi muskil se Sanju apne aap par control karta hai or apni nazar ko apne plate ki trf karta hai Tbhi Rita khana ĺaga kar shidhe khadi hoti hai or dekhti hai uska pallu gira hai wo apne pallu ko apne khande par rakhti hai

Rita : Sanju beta kuch chahiye to bolna

Sanju : ( Haklate huye ) ji....ji aunty

Phir Rita kitchen ki trf chali jaati hai
Sanju khana khate huye

Yehi sab sochte huye Sanju khana khata hai phir achank uski nazar saamne Rita par jaati hai jo kitchen mai khadi ho kar bartne saaf kar rahi thi Sanju ki nazar Rita ki gaand par padti hai

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Sanju : ( man mai ) Rita aunty ki gaand
Toh kafi badi hai or inki chuchi bhi kitni badi badi hai

Sanju Rita ki gaand dekh kar soch rhi rha tha tbhi Rita palat kar Sanju ki tarf dekhti hai or bolti hai


Rita : Sanju beta tumko kuch or chahiye kiya

Rita ki awaj sun kar Sanju ki hawa nikal jaati hai or uske muh mai chawl jo tha wo ek jhatke mai bahar nikal jata hai or Sanju khasne lagta hai

Sanju : uhho......uho....uhoo....

Rita Sanju ke pass aati hai or usko paani ka glass deti hai

Rita : lo paani piyo or aram se khana kaho beta

Sanju paani pita hai

Rita : Tum Kuch soch rahe thye kiya Sanju

Rita ki baat sun kar Sanju ghabraa jaata hai or ghabraate huye

Sanju : N..n... nhi aunty kuch bhi to nhi

Rita : ( muskarate huye ) khane ke time kuch socho to aese ho sakta hai aram se khana Khao

Sanju : ji

Sanju jaldi se apna khana niptate huye apne room mai aata hai


agli subah...

tina aur dholu ka honeymonn..

ab idhar..... aaj tina aur dholu honeymoon ke liye nikal rahe hote hai...

unke sath sath.... tina ka baap ( LKB ) bhi airport tak jaa raha tha kyuki vaha se voh out of town jaane vala tha.... un teeno ko lekar mai yaani aapka apna sanju baba airport chhodne jaata hu....

mai un teeno ko jeep mein baitha ke airport le ke gaya.... vaha unko drop karne ke baad mai vapas laut raha tha....

tabhi....



ab mai vapas tina ke ghar aa jata hu...
meri nazar... baar baar... tina ki maa rita aunty ko talaash kar rahi thi..

sanju - Aree.... kaha hai meri rani... jo pilayegi mujhe apne jharne ka paani...




mai... rita aunty ko doodhte doodhte unke kamre ke pass pahuch jaata hu...

uske room ka darwaja khula hua tha....
mai andar chala jaata hu....

rita aunty..... bahut sundar lag rahi thi...



rita aunty - Aree sanju beta tum aa gaye... airport pr unko chhod ke...

sanju - ji ji aunty..

meri nazrein..... sirf aur sirf aunty ke boobs par thi


jo shyd aunty ne bhaap liya.... tabhi achanak se unka pallu gir gaya.... aur unko aise dekh ke mera toh thook gatakna tak mushkil ho gaya.....
ab mai apne aape se bahar hone laga...
mai.... apne kadam aage badhaate hue aunty ke kareeb jaane laga...
aur dekhte hi dekhte maine unke boobs ko dhar dabocha...


rita chihukk jati hai..
rita - sanju... ye tum kya kar rahe ho... chhodo... chhodo Mujhe.... dur hato mujhse... lekin sanju baba ke saamne koi apni chala skta hai kya

mai ab kaskar... usko apni bahoon mein jakad leta hu phir uske boobs ko masalte hue.... apne muh mein bhar leta hu...

rita aunty sisyaaa jati hai....
rita chihukk jati hai..
rita - sanju... ye tum kya kar rahe ho... chhodo... chhodo Mujhe.... dur hato mujhse... lekin sanju baba ke saamne koi apni chala skta hai kya

mai ab kaskar... usko apni bahoon mein jakad leta hu phir uske boobs ko masalte hue.... apne muh mein bhar leta hu...

rita aunty sisyaaa jati hai....

voh baar baar mera virodh karne lagti hai lekin mai unke doodh nhi chhodta....

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ab.... aakhir kaar voh din aa hi gaya...
aaj dholu aur tina ke pag fere ki rashm manayi jaani thi....


tina ke maayke mein..... rishtedaaro ki bheed lagi padi thi....
sabhi rishtedaar..... ek ek karke aate jaa rahe thea....


mujhe toh in rashmo vashmo mein koi intrest tha hi nhi isliye mai chupchaap.... ghar se nikal liya...


ab idhar.... shadi ka rishta fix hone se golu ke ghar pe sabhi bahut khus nazar aa rahe thea.... lekin abhi bhi koi aisa tha jo khus nhi lag raha tha...


kajal bhai - Aree... golu kya hua... teri shadi itne bade khandaan mein kara raha ladki inti sundar khoobsurat hai... lekin Tu kuch khus nazar nhi aa raha kya hua...


golu - bhaiya..... mai shadi ko lekar dukhi nhi hu.... ladki bhi mujhe pasand hai Aur ye rishta bhi mai bhi apni shadi ko leke itna hi excited hu.. lekin...


kajal bhai - lekin... kya..??


golu - bhaiya... mai us ladke ko apni shadi se pehle - pehle.... maarna chahta hu.... kyuki... agar voh jinda raha toh meri shadi bigaadne ki koshish jarur karega...


kajal bhai - ye tu kya kah raha hai..


golu - mai sahi kah raha hu kajal bhai... aapne jo plan banaya tha na ladki vaalo ko impress karne ka...


kajal bhai - haa... jo successful hua...


golu - ghanta successful hua....


kajal bhai - mtlb...??


golu - Aree.... voh toh ladki vale kaise kaise maan gaye... varna usne koi kasar nhi chhodi thi..


kajal bhai - kisne...


golu - usi ladke ne jisko aapne us din nhi tapkaaya....
voh saala... mere plan pe paani pherne aa gaya... aapko pata hai jab mai aaj gunde log ke sath gaya tha sandhya aur uski family ko rokne..... tab kya hua..


uske baad golu ne saari kahani kah sunayi...


kajal bhai - kya.... aisa kiya usne...


golu - haa.... isliye mujhe bahut jor se shaq ke sath yakeen hai ki voh meri shadi mein koi na koi bawaal jarur karega aur mujhe usko aisa karne se rokna hoga...


kajal bhai - tu tension mat le chote abhi tera bhai jinda hai.... tu ek kaam kar police station jaa... aur
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golu - smjh gaya bhai... mai abhi nikalta hu....


ab golu..... police station pahuch gaya...
golu - oye... inspector...


inspector - are... aaiye.. aaiye... golu bhai...


golu chair pe baithte hue...


inspector - bataiye kaise aana hua...


golu - tujhe jo kaam diya tha us ladke ko uthaane ka kya hua uska...


inspector - mai usi kaam mein laga hua hu... bhai.... yahi soch raha tha ki kis case mein andar daalu...


golu - voh sab ka muje nhi pata... mujhe jald se jald..... voh ladka chahiye...


inspector - ji mai koshish karta hu aap mujhe 2 din ki aur mohlat de dijiye...


golu - thikk hai... abhi mai chalta hu.... lekin yaad rahe 2 din ke baad ek second bhi na aage na peeche 2 din tak usko mere havaale kar....


inspector - ji... ji...


golu ab police station se nikal jata hai
golu - ab ek kaam karta hu..... apni nasbandi khulvaane jaata hu....


ye soch ke golu hospital chala jaata hai...


golu - doctor.... doctor...


nurse - kya hua...


golu - yaha koi operation karne vala doctor hai kya...


nurse - haa... voh raha unka cabin...


golu - accha...


ab golu doctor ke cabin mein ghus jaata hai....
golu - a.. a.. doctor.... Tu hi hai na operation vala...


doctor - haa.. bataiye... mai hi hu...


golu - chal.. chal jaldi operation theater mein..... mera nasbandi khol de....


doctor - ye kya bol rahe ho aap...


golu - nasbandi kholne ko toh bol raha thikk se sunayi nhi pad raha kya tujhe..


doctor - dekhiye... dekhiye... bhaisahab.... aap jo bol rahe hai voh bhi nhi ho skta...


golu - kyu kyu nhi ho skta...


doctor - dekhiye.... ye jo nasbandi hota hai na isme kya kiya jaata hai ki.... lund aur gote je beech jo viry le jaane vala connection pipe hota hai na usko kaat diya jaata hai aur baandh diya jaata hai...


golu - ye sab mujhe mat bata mai jitna kah raha hu utna kar...


doctor - vahi toh bol raha hu ki aisa nhi ho skta... kyu ki.... aapke bolne ke hisaab se aapki nasbandi ho chuki hai.... jiske chalte aapki bhi connection piep kat gayi hogi.... aur ye ek baar kat jaane ke baad dobara nhi judti hai....


I am sorry....


golu - kya... ... iska mtlb mai kabhi... baap nhi ban paunga...


doctor - haaa....


golu ke lund pe bijliyaan gir gayi...


golu ( mann mein) - ye sab us madarchod ladke sanju ke vajah se hua hai.... mai usko chhodunga nhi.... ab hamri jindagi ka ek hi maqsad hai... us harami ki maut.......


golu gusse mein doctor ke cabin se nikalte hue ghar ki taraf badhne laga....

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[Aladdin_]

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[Dhakad boy]

Nice updates

 

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Nice updates

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