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To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update

Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎


Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha


Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.



Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..

(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)

Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..



Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju 😔 uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..


Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko


Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..



Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par 😔, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..



Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..



Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas 😔 ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.



Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) 😔par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..



Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..



Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..



Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..



Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na 😁



Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..



Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.



Raju- 😱 kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..



RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...



Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..


Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..



Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..



Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,



Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..



Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..


Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga 😁)


Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..


Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..



Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi


Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi


Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...


Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya 😱, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega 😁...


App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..

To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
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Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..



Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..


Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di



Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..


(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)



Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..



Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..



Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..

(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)

Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli


Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re


Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai

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Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii

Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..



Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..


Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par 😳 maza bahut aaya


Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga


Raju( idea 😎) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna


Raju ki baat sun komal

Komal (man mae) - 😱 haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..


Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya

Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju

Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.

par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal


Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm

Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na 😁


KOMAL



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😉 Bas Kaam hi kaam hai 😉
Bhai ye sahi hai sabki man ki baat jano aur chod dalo......

Ati nice update
 

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To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update

Raju- achha kaki to iske liye, mujhe bina shadi ke hi, tere bacche ka bapp banana hoga..


Jese hi raju ne ye kaha kamla ki ankhe aur mhu kule raha gaye, Aur raju ne muke ka fayeda utha kar, ek baar fir apne hont, kamla ke honto se jod liye..


Kamla sab kuch bhul kar, Raju ke hont chus rahi thi aur idhar, Raju ne apne ek hath niche karke, kamla ki sari ke upper se hi, Apnd pure panje se, kamla ki chut ko daba diya, Kamla ye sahan nahi kar pai , kyuki wo bahut garam ho chuki thi, wo sisk padi par, uske honth raju ke girt mae the, Aur apne charamsukh ki wajha se, uski, dono ankhe upper ki or ho gai aur fir uski chut ka band tut gaya, aur kamla jadne lagi..aur us samay uske hont raju se alag ho gaye aur, Apni jivan mae ek alag hi santusti Uske chahre par dikh rahi thi...


Kamla ke sarir ko ajj tak itna maja nahi aaya tha, wo kuch samay tak, isi kaam mae dubi rahi aur raju bhi ruk gaya kyuki, usko malum chal chuka tha ki, uski ghodi ki halat kya hai,

Kamla kuch der tak apni sanso aur dil ke dadkn ko kabu mae karne lagi fir , Jab wo normla hui tab fatak se raju ke gale lag aur boli..


Kamla- Raju.. Raju ajj tune mujhe wo kushi di hai, jiski talas main na jane kab se kab se kar rahi thi, ajj se main teri ho ri raja..



Raju- achha kaki, mujhe pata chal hi raha hai ki tum kitni khush ho, par ab mujhe bhi khush kar do na kaki



Kamla(kapti huu aawaj mae) - 😱 kya.. kya.. karna hai mujko bata re. main.. main wo karungi


Raju ne kamla ki ankho mae dekhte hue, uska hath pakad liya aur dhire dhire uska hath apni jango ke taraf le jane laga,

Idhar jese jese Kamla ka haath raju ki jango ki taraf ja raha tha, wese - wese kamla ki sanse aur dil ki dadkan tej hone lagi thi kyuki, kamla ko pata tha ki ab kya hone wala hai,
Par abhi Tak kamla ne saharm ki wajha se apni mundhi niche nahi ki thi tab raju bola..


Raju- kaki jara niche to dekho kya hai mere Jango par, koi sanp to nahi hai, jara usko apne hatho se pakad lo kaki..


Kamla bichari kuch nahi bol paa rahi thi, ab bolti bhi kya jab ek jawan ladka usko apna lant pakadne ko bol raha ho to, wo kya bol sakti hai..
Wese kamla ne mahsus kar liya tha ki, raju ka hatiyar bahut damdar hai, fir ek laaj aur haya se jab kamla ne niche mudi ki to, ye uski zindagi ka sabse alag aur khusnuma pal tha, aur shock 😱 😱 ki wajha se, uska mhu aur aankhe khule ke khule rah gaye



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Kyuki niche, raju ki lungi main, uska hatyar kisi garan lohe ki tarah pura khada ho gaya tha, idhar kamla ka hath raju ke land se ek bar takra gaya jisse, dono jisn mae ek current dod gaya..


raju - ahhh kaki kya kar rahi hai, swari karni hai na to toda ghode ko payar kar na jaldi..


Kamla(kaam vasna mae) - ha karni hai sawri par ye to bahut mota lag raha hai raja ji..


Raju- meri rani, meri kaki, ghoda jitna bada hoga, utna hi to tumko maja ayega na, ab jaldi se iske saath khelo..


Isse pahle ki Kamla ki kamla apni muti se raju ke hatyar ko pakad pati, Bahar darwaje se, raju ke bapu ki awwaj aa gai



Ramu- Raju ye Raju, Darwaja khol re, lagta hai ye fir nahi utha hai, abhi bhi nahi utha hai, ajj iska janmdin hai aur..


Idhar Bichari kamla to dar hi gai kaha ab tak kaam vasna ka aasar tha aur ek hi pal mae dar ka aasar ho gaya


Raju- are kaki meri Jaan darti kyu hai tu, mere rahte kuch bhi nahi hoga, ab tum rasoi mae jawo aur chay rakh do, main tab tak, baba aur Maa ko samhal lete hu


Aur raju ek baar fir kamla ke honto ko chum kar, jaldi se niche ek lowar, aur banyan pahan lete hai aur idhar kamla jaldi se Rasoi mae gus jati hai..

Raju darwaje ki taraf aata hua bolta hai..



raju- aa raha hu baba, jaldi se app kyu chila rahe ho, kapde pahan raha tha..

Aur Raju ne darwaja khol liya hai, Samne uski maa Ratna apni hatho mae puja ki thali liye khdi thi aur uske bapu ramu bole

Ratna


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Ramu- ka re raju beta, main kitni baar darwaja pit chuka hoon aur, tu abhi aa rahe hai hain..



Ratna - are app bhi na kahi par bhi suru ho jate, jara dekho to sahi hum abhi ghar ke bahar hai aur upper se ajj mere beta ka janmdin bhi hai aur app subha subha..



Ramu- are haa main bhi na kuch bhi bol raha hoon, accha janamdin ki bahut badai (happy birthday) beta, bhagwan teri har mano kamna puri kare



Rajune bhi ek achhe bete ki tarah apne maa, bap ke charn spers kiya aur ek ek karke dono ke gale lag gaya,Apne bete ko gale laga kar Ramu bola



Ramu- iswar kare tujpar kabhi koi musibat na aaye bete Aur ek baat bata, ajj kuch laga liya kya tere chahre par kuch alag si chamak dikh rahi hai



Isse pahle raju kuch bol pata, Ratna ne raju ko apne taraf kich Liya aur fir, Ratna ne apne bete ki manto ko chum kar boli



Ratna- are are ye app kya bol rahe ho, Kahi apki hi nazar na lag jaye mere bete ko, aur wese bhi. mera beta hai hi itna sundar ki apko kuch alag lag raha hai, par ye hamesa se yesa hi hai, mera raja beta..


Ratna- bhagwan kare, tere upper kabhi kisi ki buri nazar na lage, teri zindagi mae khushiya hi khusiya ho..



Ramu- lo abhi mujhko bol rahi thi aur abhi khud hi ye dekho are, pahle andar chale jate hai, baad mae nazar bhi utar lene bete ki..



Jese hi ramu andar jane ko hua, wese hi raju tapak se bol pada



Raju- baba.. baba. ye kya kar rahe ho app., app abhi andar nahi ja sakte ho



Ramu - 😱 par kya re main bhala andar kyu nahi ja sakta hoon..



Raju- are baba app bhi na are andar apni bahu Kamla hai na to app kese andar matlab..




Ramu (man mae) - uff bhagwan ka sukr hai raju ne sahi samay par mujko tok diya, nahi to gadbad ho jati, par ab kya andar to ja nahi sakta, ha ek kaam karta hoon tabele mae chala jata hu..

(Raju ramu ki bhi man k baat sun paa raha tha)


Ramu - 😱 kya bahu andar hai are Sukriya beta tune bata diya, warna bhul ho jati mujhse




(NOTE- ab jinko nahi pata usnko bata du ki adhikans bharat mae bahu apne jetj ke samne nahi jati hai)



Ramu - Ratna ek kaam kar tu andar ja, ab jab tak bahu andar hai main tabele mai toda janwaro ko dekh aata hu, jab bahu chale jaye to raju ko bejh dena mere pass bhulawe ke liye..



Aur ye bol kar ramu ghar ke piche chala gaya.. Aur Ratna aur Raju andar aa gaye



(NOTE - apko bata du ki Tino bhai ke pass kuch गाय aur bhi janwar hai, aur tino ke tabele ghar ke piche bane hue hai)




Ratna - achha ye bata re ye teri kaki ajj subha subha kese aa gai hamare ghar, wese to soi 😴 rahti hai



Raju- are amma wo bast yesi hai ki, wo chachi mujko janmdin ki subkamna deni aayi thi, bas abhi hi to mene unko bola ki mujko chay pini hai to wo ruk gai..



Par Ratna ki nazar to pahle hi Kamla ki chapal par pad gai thi, jo wahi thi jaha Raju naha raha tha aur waha 2 chote table dikh Rahe thr jinko dekh, ratna kuch samjhne ki kosis kar rahi thi.



Ratna (man mae) - huu agar kamla abhi aai hogi to uske chapal, kamare ke pass hone chahiye, par wo yaha kya kar rahe hai, aur yaha do bathne ki chiji kyu, 😁 lagta hai raju ka jadu chal gaya




(NOTE- Raju kisi ke bhi man ki baat sun sakta hai, par wo apni maa ki man ki bate nahi sun sakta, ab app soch rahe honge kyu, to sochte raho 😎)




Ratna- achha to ye baat hai, achha ye bata ki tune darwaje par kundi kyu laga raki thi, tu tok abhi yesa nahi karta tha..




Raju (turant) - ha amma wo ek गाय baar - baar ghar andar gus jati thi iske liye darwaja band karke kundi laga di..



Ratna(man mae) - wa Mere raju ka dimag to bahut tej chal raha hai, par ye bhul gaya ki isko mene peda kiya hai, na ki isne mujko)



Ratna - hu tik hai chal main bhi kuch bate kar lu kamla se, aa tu bhi mere saath


Aur dono andar chale gaye, aur wahi khde ho gaye, samne Kamla, chay cup mae dal rahi thi, apni jethani ko dekh wo palu lene wali thi ki, Ratna bol padi



Ratna- ari kamla mene kitni baar bola ki, jab bhi hum tino akele ho to hum, saheliyan hai koi, jhetni bahu nahi samjhi




Kamla- mujko yaad hai didi par, jeth ji bhi to



Ratna- are nahi re wo abhi tabele main gaye hain, tu yahi ruk aaram se la chay pila de, subha yese hi chali gai thi mandir ..



Jab kamla rasoi ke bahar aai thi, Ratna ko uski bigi hui sari ka kuch hissa aur uske, galo par todi sharm ki lali saaf nazar aa rahi thi



Ratna (man mae) - huu ye raju bhi abhi nahaya hua hai aur ye kamla ki sari bhi bhingi dikh rahi hai, saath mae ye todi sharma bhi rahi hai, kahi raju ne 😱, Nahi nahi agar yesa hota to ye kamla uth bhi nahi pati itni jaldi 😳..



Kamla-achha didi ajj raju ka janmdin hai to main soch rahi thi ki hu tino (Ratna, kamla aur komal) yahi par khana bana le wese bhi tino bhai to nikal jatenge kheto ke liye..



Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎




😉 Bas Kaam hi kaam hai 😉
Fantastic update
 

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To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update

Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎


Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha


Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.



Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..

(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)

Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..



Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju 😔 uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..


Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko


Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..



Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par 😔, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..



Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..



Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas 😔 ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.



Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) 😔par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..



Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..



Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..



Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..



Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na 😁



Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..



Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.



Raju- 😱 kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..



RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...



Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..


Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..



Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..



Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,



Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..



Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..


Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga 😁)


Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..


Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..



Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi


Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi


Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...


Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya 😱, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega 😁...


App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..

To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
.

Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..



Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..


Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di



Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..


(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)



Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..



Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..



Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..

(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)

Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli


Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re


Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai

.
Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii

Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..



Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..


Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par 😳 maza bahut aaya


Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga


Raju( idea 😎) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna


Raju ki baat sun komal

Komal (man mae) - 😱 haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..


Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya

Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju

Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.

par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal


Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm

Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na 😁


KOMAL



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Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎


Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha


Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.



Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..

(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)

Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..



Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju 😔 uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..


Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko


Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..



Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par 😔, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..



Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..



Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas 😔 ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.



Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) 😔par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..



Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..



Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..



Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..



Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na 😁



Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..



Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.



Raju- 😱 kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..



RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...



Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..


Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..



Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..



Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,



Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..



Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..


Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga 😁)


Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..


Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..



Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi


Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi


Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...


Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya 😱, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega 😁...


App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..

To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
.

Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..



Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..


Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di



Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..


(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)



Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..



Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..



Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..

(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)

Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli


Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re


Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai

.
Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii

Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..



Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..


Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par 😳 maza bahut aaya


Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga


Raju( idea 😎) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna


Raju ki baat sun komal

Komal (man mae) - 😱 haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..


Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya

Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju

Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.

par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal


Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm

Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na 😁


KOMAL



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Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎


Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha


Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.



Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..

(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)

Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..



Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju 😔 uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..


Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko


Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..



Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par 😔, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..



Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..



Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas 😔 ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.



Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) 😔par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..



Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..



Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..



Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..



Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na 😁



Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..



Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.



Raju- 😱 kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..



RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...



Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..


Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..



Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..



Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,



Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..



Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..


Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga 😁)


Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..


Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..



Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi


Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi


Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...


Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya 😱, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega 😁...


App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..

To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
.

Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..



Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..


Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di



Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..


(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)



Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..



Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..



Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..

(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)

Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli


Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re


Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai

.
Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii

Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..



Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..


Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par 😳 maza bahut aaya


Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga


Raju( idea 😎) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna


Raju ki baat sun komal

Komal (man mae) - 😱 haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..


Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya

Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju

Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.

par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal


Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm

Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na 😁


KOMAL



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Are kam se kam karva chauth ke din to pura seen dete ye kya adha adhura sa pakda kr readero ka klpd kr diya... :D
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To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update

Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..



Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna 😜, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..



Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..



Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi 😂 mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu 😎


Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha


Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.



Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..

(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)

Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..



Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju 😔 uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..


Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko


Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..



Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par 😔, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..



Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..



Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas 😔 ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.



Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) 😔par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..



Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..



Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..



Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..



Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na 😁



Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..



Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.



Raju- 😱 kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..



RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...



Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..


Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..



Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..



Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,



Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..



Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..


Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga 😁)


Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..


Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..



Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi


Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi


Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...


Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya 😱, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega 😁...


App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..

To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
.

Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..



Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..


Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di



Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..


(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)



Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..



Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..



Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..

(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)

Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli


Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re


Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai

.
Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii

Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..



Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..


Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par 😳 maza bahut aaya


Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga


Raju( idea 😎) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna


Raju ki baat sun komal

Komal (man mae) - 😱 haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..


Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya

Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju

Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.

par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal


Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm

Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na 😁


KOMAL



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😉 Bas Kaam hi kaam hai 😉
Are kam se kam karva chauth ke din to pura seen dete ye kya adha adhura sa pakda kr readero ka klpd kr diya... :D
Jitna bhi update tha Jabardast tha Bhai superb to kamla ka bhi nal khol diya or pani nikal diya didiyo ke sasural Jane vala hai dekhte hai vha pr kya jhande gadta hai apna raju...
Raju - gift kaha hai 😠
Gift to Pahle hi sadhu baba de gye hai or kitna chahiye or Vaise bhi aaj karva chauth hai to ye lo gift 🎁
 

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Lagta hai group me chand dekhne ka irada hai unka Aaj karva chauth hai na :D
 
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