Bhai ye sahi hai sabki man ki baat jano aur chod dalo......Update 6
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Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..
Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna , wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..
Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..
Ratna (man mae) - hi hi hi mera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu
Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha
Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.
Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..
(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)
Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..
Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki raju uddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..
Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko
Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..
Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par , yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..
Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..
Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaas ho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.
Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar) par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..
Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..
Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..
Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..
Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na
Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..
Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.
Raju- kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..
RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...
Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..
Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..
Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..
Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,
Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..
Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..
Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga )
Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..
Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..
Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi
Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi
Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...
Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya , pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega ...
App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..
To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
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Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..
Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..
Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di
Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..
(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)
Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..
Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..
Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..
(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)
Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli
Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re
Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai
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Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii
Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..
Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..
Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, par maza bahut aaya
Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga
Raju( idea ) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna
Raju ki baat sun komal
Komal (man mae) - haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..
Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya
Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju
Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.
par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal
Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm
Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na
KOMAL
Bas Kaam hi kaam hai
Ati nice update