Update 6
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Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, mdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..
(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)
Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi,
Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki rajuuddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..
Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko
Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..
Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..
Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..
Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaasho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.
Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar)par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..
Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..
Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..
Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..
Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na
Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..
Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.
Raju-kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..
RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...
Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..
Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..
Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..
Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,
Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..
Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..
Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga)
Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..
Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..
Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi
Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi
Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...
Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega
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App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..
To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
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Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..
Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..
Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di
Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..
(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)
Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..
Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..
Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..
(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)
Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli
Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re
Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai
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Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii
Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..
Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..
Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, parmaza bahut aaya
Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga
Raju( idea) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna
Raju ki baat sun komal
Komal (man mae) -haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..
Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya
Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju
Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.
par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal
Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm
Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na
KOMAL
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Bas Kaam hi kaam hai
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Lazwaab updateUpdate 3
To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
To jitne intro mene apko diye hai pichle update mae, wo log story mae main lead par hai, aur baki jab jarurat hogi tab dunga.
To sabse pahle hum chalte hain Kamla ke ghar, jiska ghar Raju ke ghar ke bilkul piche laga hua hai, Aur kamla ko bhi ye baat yaad thi ki ajj raju 19 sal ka ho gaya hai..
Wese to kamla jaldi utha nahi karti thi par, ajj wo subha jaldi utha gayi thi aur tayar bhi ho chuki thi
Jab hari utha to apni patni ko itni jaldi se utha dekh kar sochne laga
Hari- are ye main kya dekh raha hoon ye kamla, ajj kese uth gai itni jaldi, kahi hamari shadi ki salghira to nahi,agar yesa hua to ye mujko chodegi nahi..
Puch leta hoon kya pata koi aur baat ho..
Hari- are ye ajj suraj pachim se kese ug gaya, der tak soni wali meri biwi itni jaldi se kese uth gai ajj, kya baat hai ri..
Kamla -huu Ajj jaldi uth to kya hua, tum bhi sirf jaldi utha mat karo, apni uthaya bhi karo samjhe
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Hari- are.. are.. mene kya bol diya tujhse aur ye kya utha, uthna main kuch samjha nahi..
Kamla-ha kese meri baat samjh jawoge tum hu, agar samjh pate to ajj main bhi 4-5 baccho ki maa hoti huu...
Hari-kamla dekh tu mujko ye baat baat par tana mat diya kar, ab mujhse jitna ho sakta hai main utna to karta hi hu, ab teri aag tandhi nahi hoti to main karu..
Kamla -are kesi baat bol rahe ho hye, agar jab ghodi karidi hai to usko chane khilane hi padte hai, aur yaha mujko to sukhi gans bhi nahi milti chane ki baat hi chode..
Hari- ab main tujse kya bahash karu, achha wo sab chod aur ye baata itni jaldi tayar kyu ho gayi hai, kuch baat hai kya..
Kamla - huu apni biwi ka khayal to tumse rakha nahi jata hai, kam se kam itna to khyal rakha karo ki ajj hamare raju ka janmdin hai..to isiliye main ja rahi hoon Ratna didi ke ghar
Hari - achha.. achha to ye baat hai, ajj raju ka janmdeen hai, ruk main bhi aata hu tere saath..
Kamla - koi jarurat nahi hai abhi apko aane ki, dono agar chale gaye to tabele ko kon dekhega, ek kaam karte hain pahle main ja kar aati hu fir app aa jana tik hai..
Hari- ha teri bhi baat sahi hai, tik hai tu ja pahle main jara tabele se aata hoon..
Ab toda raju ke ghar chal dete hain, Jab raju ki aankh khuli to kal raat jo bhi hua, usko ek sapne ki tarha..
Raju(man mae) - hum bada hi ajib tha wo sapna, wo baba unki bate ki main kisi bhi aurat ki man ki baat sun sakta hoon, aur fir wo roshni, yesa lag raha tha ki ye sab kal raat ko hi hua, are bhai main bhi pagal hu are koi esa kese kar sakta hai, aur ye sambhog ka matlab kya hota hai,
hu chalo naha lete hu, maa bapu ajj bhi mandir gayi hongi hamesa ki tarah (matlab Wo dono raju ke har janam din par, subha uth kar wahi jate hai), Aur fir raju ne apne kapde uthare aur ek, lamba sa kapda (lungi jesa) apni kamar par band li..
Par raju jisko sapna samjh raha tha wo hakikat thi aur uski pahli Aurat kudh tayar ho kar uske ghar ki or aa rahi thi..
Raju bhi darwaja par kundi lagana bhul gaya tha, aur na hi ratna ne lagaya tha
Idhar raju Mast darwaje ki taraf pith karke nahane laga idhar, kamla raji ban tan kar, raju ke darwaje ke bahar kadhi hui aur
Kamla-(man mae) - kya karu yahi se awwaj du kyuki ratna didi To jarur mandir gai hongi, sirf wo jalim (Raju) hi hoga ghar mae, ek kaam karti hoon Pahle dekh leti hu, agar darwaja khula ho to bina awwaj kiye gus jaungi..
Aur vichar karke kamla rani ne darwaja khola aur jese hi wo darwaja ban karke piche mudi uska mhu khul - ka - khula rah gaya..
Kyuki uske samne raju uski taraf pith karke naha raha tha, wese to kamla kai baar raju ko chori chuoe dekh chuki thi, pae ajj Raju ki kaam sakti ki wajha se kamla sab kuch bhul gayi, aur sochne lagi
(Note - Raju ek aaine(mirror) ke samne bath kar naha tha, matlab Kamla ka kuch hissa, mirror mae dikh raha tha..)
Kamla (man mae) - haye re meri kismat ajj kitni achhi hai, Jiske sarir ko chup, chup kar dekhti thi ajj wo mere samne hai par main kuch nahi kar sakti hoon..
Par kamla ko ye kaha pata tha ki, Raju uske man ki baat sun chuka hai, par jab raju ke kano par ye baat gai to wo chonk gaya
Raju(man mae) - are ye to kaki ki awwaj hai par kaki yaha kaha, lagta hai mere kaan baj rahe honge
Aur ye soch kar raju ne ek maga pani apne sir mae daal liya, par is baar raju ko kamla dikh gai aaine mae par wo palta nahi, use kudh nahi pata kyu
Raju(man mae) - ye kya kaki yaha par kese matlab wo yaha kyu hai, kya kar rahi hai, aur ye awwaj
Raju ye soch hi raha tha ki Tabhi kamla fir ek baar sochne lagi..
Kamla - haye re jara is jalim ke hath to dekho kitne mote hai, jarur takatvar bhi honge,
par meri futi kismat, ye jalim to mere kisi isare ko samjhta hi nahi hai, are bas baar apni hateli se mere dono dudh ko masal deta aur bas, bas ek baar mere saath suhagrat mana leta to kya jata iska, wo ka bolte hai ha kass isko wo Kamasutra ki jankari hoti to, main is agg mae jalti na
Idhar raju kamala ke man ki sari bate sun raha tha, ki tabhi usne bola...
Raju- Kamasutra ye kya
Ki tabhi raju ke dimag mae hal chal hui aur kuch hi palo mae, usko puri ki puri Maharshi Vatsayan ki likhit kamasutra ka sampurn gayan ho gaya (uss kaam sakti ki wajha se)
Jo raju ajj tak har ladki ya aurat se baga rahta tha, jisko aurte ke bare mae kuch bhi nahi malum tha, ajj us raju ko puri ki puri kaam lila ki jankari ho gai..
Raju (man mae) - achha to Kamasutra ka matlab ek mard aur aurat ke milan ke tarike par likhi book hai (Kamasutra ek vishak grant hai dekh lena online), par ye kaki kyu chahti hai ki main usko santust karu
Tabhi raju us mirror mae kamla ko dhyan se dekhne laga, Aur usko pata chal gaya ki kamla Kaam ki aag mae jal rahi hai aur saath mae ye bhi ki uske chacha ab kisi kaam ke nahi..
Raju(man mae) - achha to isilye chachi hamesa mujko cheda karti thi kyuki wo cahati thi ki main unko payar karu, Bichari kitni paresan hai, aur kuch soch kar wo palta.
Jese hi Raju palta, usko dekh kar hi kamla ki chut ne anshu baha diya tha
Raju- are kaki app, wo bhi intni subha subha, aur ab kab aayi kuch kaam tha kya..
Kamla-wo.. wo.. are kuch nahi raju wo bas ajj tera janamdin hai na to, Tere pass aayi thi bas abhi hi, achha tu naha le main aati hoon..
Aur ye bol kamla palat gai aur fir sochne
Kamla - chal kamla iss pahle ye jalim tujko jane ko bol de, lagta hai ye meri baat samjhe ga nahi, lagta hai meri okhli (ओखली) mae koi pani nahi dalega (Samjh rahe hosamjh rahe ho)
Par bicharo kamla ko ye nahi pata tha ki, jo raju ab tak usse door bhaga karta tha, ab wahi raju usko (kamla) apne piche bhgayega
Raju - wo kaki kaha ja rahi ho tum are agar yaha aa gai ho to mera ek chota sa kaam hi kar do, jara meri pith ko ragad do mera hath nahi pahuch raha hai, jaldi se idhar aawo mere pass..
Raju ne ye baate ek mard ki tarha kahi jese koi apni biwi ko bolta hu, uski bate sun Kamla san ho gayi
Kamla (man mae) - haye ii ka, kahi ye sapna to nahi hai, raju.. raju ne mujko apne pass bhulaya, wo bhi yese jese (sharmakar)main uski biwi huu
Kamla ki man ki bate sun kar, raju bhi sochne laga,
Raju (man mae) - kaki biwi to tum meri kaka ki hi rahogi par, tumhre pati ka sara adikhar mera hoga, ajj tumko tandi kar dunga
Raju- are ka soch rahi ho tum waha par, mene bola na yaha aawo mere pass, to jaldi aawo yah
Kamla - ji.. ji.. aai
Kamla sirf itna hi bol, pai aur raju ke pass chali gai aur ek choti si table jesi chij mae raju ke tik piche bath gai aur uski gori pith dekh kar..
Kamla (man mae) - haye ri kamla dekh to jara jis pit ko tu door se dekha karti thi ajj tu, kudh usko apne hatho se chune wali hai, bas ye jalim ne ajj jese mujko adesh diya, wese hi bol de ki main iski biwi ban jawu to, ek awwaj bhi na bolungi mae.. Ha bas mujhe har din jam kar chode bas ye jalim..
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Raju(man mae) - hi hiye kaki to bahut jada garam hai, pahle se hi tayar bathi hai ki kab, maib apni talwar iski miyan mae gusa du..
Raju- are ka soch rahi ho kaki jaldi se apna kaam suru karo, fir aur bhi kaam karane hai tumse
Kamla -ha.. ha.. kar rahi hu na itna bhi mat chila mujh par, main teri chachi hu lugai nahi samjha..
Raju - ha bhai ab hamari kismat hamare chacha ji ke jesi kaha ho gi
Kamla-kya.. kya.. matlab hai ki tere jasa jesi kismat, bhala yesi kon si chij hai unke pass jo tere pass nahi hai..
Raju- are chachi tum bhi na iti si baat nahi samjh pa rahi ho, are mere chacha ke tum jo ho, itni sundar aur payari biwi
Apni tarif sunana to har aurat ko bahut achha lagta hai, khas kar us insan ke mhu se jo uska apna ho..
Kamla -are.. are.. bhala yesa kya dekh liya tune jo mujko sundar bol raha hai huu..
Ab raju ne toda bato se kamla ki or kholne ki kosis ki, aur bola..
Raju- are ab kaha baat le ja rahi ho chachi app, kya kya hai tumhare pass ye main kese bolu , mujko sharam aati hai chachi aur kahi agar app gussaho gai too, nahi nahi chodo
Kamla (man mae) - are jalim tere mhu se do mithe sab sunne ke liye to main kab se tayar thi aur yaha ajj to tu mujko puri ki puri chasni mae duba raha hai,
kamla - are.. are.. main bhala kyu , bura manungi ya tujhper guss karungi..
Raju- huu to soch lo chachi aur tumko meri kasam mae ab tumse jo bhi kahu ta KARU tum piche nahi hatogu na mujko roko gi
Raju ne karu sab par kuch jada jor diya, saath mae kasam bhi jisko sun kar hi kamla ki dil dak sa ho gaya, wo ye soch bhi nahi paa rahi thi ki, uska raju usse is tarah ki baat karega, par ajj kamla ko bahut achha bhi lag raha kyuki jis sarir ko wo chip chip kar dekha karti thi ajj, usi Raju ki pith ko wo apne hato se chu rahi thi, aur kudh hi garam bhi ho rahi thi, upper se raju ki ye bate
Kamla -haye daya isne to bato hi bato mae mujhe fasa diya saath mae kasam bhi de di wo bhi apni, ab kya karu main, ajj jis tarah se ye baat kar raha hai mujko ched raha hai, lagta nahi ki ye jalim aj hi sara ras pi lega, aur achha bhi hai wese bhi , ab main aur bardast nahi kar sakti hoon, chu main iska sarir rahi hu aur, chut meri gili ho rahi hai
Kamla - wo.. wo. wo.. tik hai.. tik hai.. teri kasam main tujko na rokun gi na tokungi..
Jese hi kamla ne ye kaha, Raju muskura utha aur tabhi wo hua, jiske bare mae ajj tak kamla sirf sapno mae socha karti thi
Bas Kaam hi kaam hai
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Bohot hi kamuk updateUpdate 6
To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
Ratna - ha .. ha.. kyu nahi ye to achhi baat hai, ek kaam kar, hum dono pudi aur khir bana lete hain aur raju tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bula kar aa..
Raju- achha tik hai amma (kamla ko dekh kar) kaki khir mae dudh toda jada rakhna, wo kya hai na mujko DUDH toda jada hi pasand hai..
Aur bol kar raju nikal gaya apni choti chachi ke ghar aur Kamla sarma kar Rasoi ke andar chali gayi..
Ratna (man mae) - hi hi himera bete mere hi samne apni chachi ko ched raha hai aur soch raha hoga ki uski aama ko pata nahi chalega, par mere ladle ko ye nahi pata ki, jis school mae wo abhi dakhil hua hai, uski headmaster mai hu
Raju Apne ghar se bahar ki or nikal gaya tabhi ek uski umr ka ladka kuch saman le kar aa raha tha
Raju- are ram ram jagu , ye tu itni subha subha kaha se aa raha hai, aur ye sab saman.
Jagu- Are ram ram raju bhai, aur ye sab saman to apne ghar le ja raha hoon, wo kya hai na kal mera janamdin hai to, meri bahne aa rahi hai kal to unki hi tayari kar raha hoon, achha main ab chalta hoon bahu se kam karne hai mujko..
(NOTE - jagu ka koi role nahi story mae, wo bas ek baar aaya hai story mae)
Aur jagu turant waha se nikal gaya, par ek baar fir raju ke dil main apni bhano ki yaad ko wapis la diya, pure 4 sal ho chuke the raju ko apni bahano se mile hue, Wo har sal usnka intjar karta tha par, har sal usko nirasa hi hath lagti thi, asal mae raju aur uski dono bahano ke bich bhai bahan se jada, dosti ka Rishta tha, bhale hi raju un dono se 4-5 sal chita tha, par dono bahne jab tak thi, wo raju ko hamesa apne pass hi rakha karti thi, aur dono yahi kahti ki, wo kabhi raju se door nahi hongi, balki usi se shadi kar lengi, par ajj shadi ke itne samay baad bhi, Raju apni bahno se mil nahi paya, Aur wo toda udhas hokar wapis apne ghar ke andar aa gaya..
Ab jab darwaja khula to Ratna ne darwaje ki taraf dekha too, Wo andar aa raha tha, par ratna ko pata chal gaya ki rajuuddas lag raha hai too, wo turant uthi aur raju ke pass gai aur bola..
Ratna - Raju ye raju kya hua beta, abhi to tu khush lag raha hai tha aur abhi tere mhu kyu uthar gaya hai kya baat hai re bata mujko
Fir raju ne wo bahar jo kuch hua aur jagu ne jo bhi baat boli usko bata diya aur bola..
Raju- Amma, Sabki bahne shadi ke baad bhi sal mae ek na ek baar apne bhai se milne aya karti hai, par, yaha didi ki shadi ko 4 sal ho gaye hai, par in 4 salo mae wo ek baar bhi nahi aayi, na rakcha bandhan mae wo aati hai, mujko unki bahut yaad aati hai amma..pata nahi wo waha kesi hongi, mujko unke baare mae janana hai amma ki wo waha khush to hai na..
Apne bete ki yesi baat sun kar, Ratna ko bhi pata chal gaya ki uska beta ab bada ho gaya hai aur usko, apni bahano ke parti chinta bhi hai, tab ratna raju ke sir ko pakad kar boli..
Ratna - are tu to mera raja beta hai na, aur tu itni si baat par udaasho gaya hai, are Teri dono bahane waha bahut khush hai, aur wese bhi beta wo bahut bhale log hai, aur dusri baat uski call aai thi(STD) wo dono tujko shar bhula rahi hai apne pass, aur tere liye shar se naye kapde bhi bejhwa di hai tere janamdin ki wajha se, main tujko batana hi bhul gayi thi.
Raju (kushi se) - kya sach mae amma, main apni bahano se milunga, (fir udash hokar)par Amma shar to itni door hai main waha par kese Jaunga..
Ratna- tu uski chinta mat kar usne bola tha ki, tere jija ji hai na bade wale wo kudh ya apne kisi ko bejh denge yaha, taki tu uske saath ja sake..
Apni maa ki baato ko sun kar raju todi der pahle jitna udaas tha, uthna hi khush nazar aa raha tha..
Raju- accha ye to acchi baat hai, main aaram se ja paunga apni bahno se milne ke liye, wese kab aa rahe hain wo amma..
Ratna - wese Rani (Raju ki badi bahan) ne tarik to nahi batayi thi par boli ki 2-3 din nae wo bejh degi kisi ko, abb mera beta khush to hua na
Raju (Ratna ke gale lagte hue) - ha bahut, bahut jada khush amma, main apni bahan ke ghar jaunga..
Ratna - bas.. bas hhi kar ab, aur apni khushi bacha kar rakh jis din jayega waha us din ke liye, wese bhi un dono ne tere bapu se ijajat bhi le li hai ki tu kitne din waha rukega.
Raju-kya matlab main waha kuch din rahunga, par kitne din amma..
RAtna - ab ye to un dono ne nahi bataya ha par itna to mujko pata hai wo tujko 1 mahine se kaam to tujko waha se niklne nahi degi, ab baki bate baad mae, tu ja aur teri choti chachi ko bhula la...
Raju khushi khushi bhar ki or chal diya aur Ratna usko jata dekh rahi thi jab Ratna piche mudi to, kamla wahi kadi unko dekh rahi thi, ratna kamla ke pass aa kar boli..
Ratna - ari kamla tu yaha khadi - khadi kya dekh rahi thi ri bata..
Kamla - are kuch nahi didi bas soch rahi thi ki ajj raju ka janmdin kitni khushiya le kar aaya hai..
Ratna - ha wo to tu sahi bol rahi hai, wese tere chahre par bhi ajj ek alag chamak hai, kya baat hai,
Kamla (Turant) - ha didi wo ajj sibha hi sapna mae, main ek sundar se bacche ko apna dudh lila rahi thi, lagta hai ki main..
Ratna (bich mae) - are lagta kya hai ri (kamla ke sir par hath rakhkar) bhagwan kare ki teri गोद mae bhi bilkul mere raju jesa chota sa baccha khele.. aur nera aashirwad bhi hai yesa hi ho jaldi se..
Ratna (man mae) - ab jab tere bacche ka baap mera beta raju hoga to, baccha bhi mere bete jese hi sundar hoga)
Ratna ke mhu se yesa aashirwad sun kar kamla bahut khush ho gai aur toda sharmane bhi gai..
Ratna - achha kamla ye bata ye komal itni der tak karti kya rahti hai wese..
Kamla- are didi ab apko kya bolu, wo ja daver ji hai na wi subha utha kar sidhe kheto ki taraf nikal jate hai fir naha kar hi ghar aate hai, to bichari komal ko hi tabele ki saf safi karni hoti hai aur abhi (ghadi (watch) ko dekh kar) sayad wo naha chuki hogi ya nahane wali hogi
Ratna -achha tik hai hum abhi yahi khade ho kar bate karti rahi to ban gai, pudi aur khir, chal Raosi mae jaldi
Ratna ki bate sun kar, kamla turant rasoi mae gus gai aur Ratna sochne lagi...
Ratna (man mae) - main bhi nahi soch payi is baat ko aur raju ko bhej diya Komal ke pass, Ek to raju ki sakti upper se wo komal jo bhale hi Kamla se choti ho, par wo kaam ke mamle mae isse bhi bahut aage hai, wo to puri naha dho kar mere bete ke piche lagi hui thi, par ab kya, pata nahi kahi yesa no ho ki hun yaha pudi khir banate rah jaye, Aur Raju waha apna pahla bhog (Phli chudai) kar le, pata nahi kya hoga, par itna to tay hai Ratna, tera beta apni dono chachi ko maa bana kar hi dam lega
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App toda idhar dekh lete hai Ki yaha kya ho raha hai..
To raju komal ke darwaje ke pass ja kar, darwaja tokne laga too, andar se komal boli
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Komal - kon hai jo itni jor se darwaja pit raha hai..
Raju- kaki main hu raju wo, apse kuch kaam tha..
Komal raju ki awaj sun kar turant darwaja khol li, Aur raju andar gaya aur komal ne darwaje par kudi laga di
Komal - are wa kya baat hai ajj hamare rajkumar ko apni choti chachi ki kese yaad aa gai, jo yaha aa gaye ..
(Note - ab komal jo bhi apne man mae sochegi wo raju ko bhi sunai degi to, main har baar nahi likhunga ki, uski baar sun raju muskra diya aur kuch)
Komal (man mae) - kamina kahi ka kya pahle kam sundar tha jo ajj kuch jada hi sundar lag raha hai, dil to kar raha hai abhi iske sine se chipk jawo, par kya fayeda ye fir bhag jayega yaha se..
Raju-kya kaki app bhi, ek to ajj mera janamdin hai aur app mujko tana de rahi ho, are pahle mujko subkamna to de deti ya bhul gai ye bhi..
Komal- are tu kese soch sakta hai ki main tera janmdin bhul jawo, wo too tujko ajj mere ghar itne din baad dekh jaban fisal gai..
(man mae-hu yahi muka tik hai iske gale lag jati ho, kuch to santi milegi mujko)
Aur Komal aage badhi aur Raju ke sine mae gus gai aur boli
Komal-tuje kabhi bhi kisi bhi chij ke liye kisi ke age hanth na felane pade re
Par tabhi komal chonk gai kyuki, raju ne ek jatke se komal ki makmali pit ko apne hatho se pakad kar, Jor se komal ko apne sine se chipka liya, jiski wajha se Komal ki dono kadak dudh raju ki kator chati se pish gaye Aur komal ki ek kamuk siski nikal gai
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Komal - aaaaaaahhh mmmmmmm, iiiii
Raju samjh gaya ki komal ki siski kyu nikli fir bhi usne jan bujh kar usse puch liya..
Raju - kya hua kaki apke mhu se yesi awwaj kyu nikli kahi dard hai kya apko bolo..
Komal (man mae) - ahh Kamina kahi ka, ek to itni jor se mujko aoni sine se cipka liya aur puch raha hai, dard hua kya, parmaza bahut aaya
Komal - ha re wo meri pith par kuch jakdan si ho rahi hai isiliye, jab tune dabaya to halka dard hua, par tik bhi laga
Raju( idea) - accha to ek kam karta hoon kaki, app yesi hi raho main yesi hi apki sari akdan door kar deta hoon, bass app apki chik kabu mae rakhna
Raju ki baat sun komal
Komal (man mae) -haye ye kamine ko ajj hua kya hai, aur ye kya karne wala hai mere saath..
Par iska jawab kamla ko bahut jaldi mil gaya, kyuki usko apni khuli pit par, raju ke hanth mahsus hone lage jo dhire - dhire niche ja rahe, aur komal ki siskiya bhi, Tabhi Raju ne apne dono hanth komal ki badi gand par rakh liya, aur daba diya, press to raju ne piche se kiya tha par komal ki payari si Chut, Raju ke kator Lant se takra gaya
Jese hi chut aur lant kapde ke upper se hi ek dusre se takraye, komal, sab kuch bhul gai
Komal - aaahhhh rrraaajjuuu waaahhhiii da . da. dard hai re toda aur rajjjju
Raju ne isi tarah 4-5 bar aur kiye, agar dono ke kapde na hote to ab tak, dono ka milan ho chuka hota.
par raju ke yese dhko ki wajah se, komal ki dono chchi aur chut par lagatar prahar ho raha tha raju ki or se, jiski wajha se prahar aur parinam bhi hua aur Komal
Komal - aaaaaaahhh Aaaaaaahhh, Rrrrraaaajjjjuuuuj, hhhhhmmmm
Aur uski baand is prahar ko sah nahi pai aur jab baand tute to pani to bahega hi na
KOMAL
Bas Kaam hi kaam hai
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