UPDATE 11
subah ke 11 baj rahe the...
juli didi aur khushi bhabhi..dono nasta bana ke ready kr liye aur sabko nasta ke table pe bulane gye...
khushi bhabhi ...upar kamre me apne nadoi ko bulane gye room ke andar...
khushi bhabhi- dekhti hai ki rakesh nandoi bed pe let hue mobile chala rahe the...
rakesh jiju- aayea bhabhi ji ..thora bed pe biche ghiskte hue...ishra krta h baithiye bhabhi ji...
khushi bhabhi- are nandoi ji abhi baithe ki time nhi ha sab nasta ke table pe intajar kr rahe hain..
rakesh jiju- are bhabhi ji thora der baitiye to sahi..
khushi bhabhi- ye sun ke apni chauri gaand bed pe rakhti hui baith gyi..
jiju- pith ke bal lete hue the nirchi nigah se ek baar bhabhi ki gaand ki traf dekhte hue karwat badal liye ab aisa position tha ki bhabhi ki gaand ke thik piche jiju ka hatiyaar tha...haste hue sadi saal girah mubarak bhabhi ji....
khushi bhabhi- hasti hui nandoi ji saalgirah bit gyi hai ..
rakesh jiju- hahahah..mai tabhi wish krta jab safalata mil jati hai .....aur bachho ki trah late latif se nhi manata hun...
khushi bhabhi- bachcho ki trah mai samjhi nhi ..
jiju- yahi ki jis trah chhote bachche ki birthday hoti hai aur sham me cake katati hai waise nhi...
bhabhi- fir kaise mante hain nandoi ji
jiju- apne nanad se puchh lijiyega kaise mante hain mujhe lagta hai apdono to har trah ki baat kr hin lete hain aur haste hue jb dono ek dusre ke ..gufa ko cake se bhar diye to aur kya..
khushi bhabhi- sharmati hui haan baat hoti hai lekin jada khul ke nhi waise mai puchhungi jarur nanad se ki..aakhir kaise manate hain aplog salgirah..
jiju- haan puchh lijiyega haste hue... aur bhabhi ji raat me khusti me koi kami to nhi chhore bhaiya ji..
khushi bhabhi- muskarati hui jara bhi kasar nhi isliye to 9 baje nind khuli ...
jiju- aashray jatate hue bss 9abje hin...
bhabhi- hahahhaah
jiju- aise bhabhi ap matkuri me dahi jama rahi ho ki nhi
bhabhi- thora dukhi mann se kal bhi boli hun...lekin apke dost ko pata nhi abhi kyu nhi chahte hain bachcha pata nhi kyu..
jiju- khushi masus krte hue achcha matlb matkuri khali hai aise bhaiya kya bolte hain..
khushi- wo to ap janoge ba apka hin to dost hai..yahi bolte hain ki pahle mai mama banuga fir papa...
jiju- achcha aisa bolte hain bhaiya waah fir to mai abhi juli ki matkuri me dahi jamane wala nhi hun..
bhabhi - wo kyu
jiju- abhi to khelne khane ka samay hai
aur hasne lage...
bhabhi- 2-3 saal ho gye aur abhi tk khelne khane tk hin samay hai kya....kya bachche bone ke baad khelne ka samy nhi rahta hai kya?
jiju- haan rahta hai lekin bachche ho jane ke baad usme involved ho jate hain log jaise gaay pe saand chadha ho aur bachche jag gye ...
bhabhi- ap bhi na dono dost ek jaise hin pata nhi kya kya planning krte rahte hain..
aur bhabhi achnak se apna hath aage pdhate hue jor se khitchti hai jiju ko ...
bhabhi ke achnak aisa kichne se jiju bilkul aage ki trah aa jate hain aur jiju ka laura aisi baat se tight ho gaya tha pahle se hin. aur bhabhi ke aise karne se laura bilkul bhabhi ki gaand se thokar khai ...
kaise hin kuchh der rahe aur bhabhi boli ab chaliye bhi sab niche wait kr rahe hain...
dono sidhi se niche aane lage..
aage bhabhi thi pichhe jiju ..
jiju bhabhi ki gaand ko aage piche hote dekh yahi soch rahe the ki juli ki trah hin inki bhi gaand marne ko mil jaay kash...
sabhi nasta ke table pe aa chuke the...
papa meri aur dekhte hue..
to rahul kya chal raha hai aaj kal
mai- taiyari chal rahi hai 2 exam ka PT ka result aaya hai aur ek mains ka result aana banki hai....
papa- haan wo to bataya the tum...ummid kya hai
mai- mai abhi bata to nhi sakta mains wali ka 50-50 chance hai banki ..mains ki taiyaari kar raha hun...
papa- haan ab din w din compitition badhta chala ja raha hai...
mai- haan wo to hai..
juli didi- bhagwan kare isi baar wala me tumhara gov. job lag jaay fir gov. job wali ko to man pasand wife ka option rahata hai...
iss baat pe sb hasne lage...
bimlesh bhaiya- rahul mai to bolta hun pvt. job hin part time wahi company me kro achchi selery hai...
mai- haan bhaiya baat to ap thik kah rahe hain lekin mai chahta hun jb tk time karta hun mai ummid nhi chhor sakta hun...
babli- muskrte hue haan bimlesh bhaiya rahul bhai ko taiyaari krni chahiye didi thik hin kh rahi h gov. job ke baat achchi ladki choose krne ki option rahti hai...
rekha maa- haan tum ye baat achche se janti ho bhr din to bhai ke sath hin rahti ho.....bahiya ye sawal batao fo bhaiya wo sawal bata do .hme to lag raha hai tum bhi gov. job lene ki chhkar me ho taki apni pasand ke ladke se...
sab hasne lagte hain...
mai- haan maa sahi boli mai to soya rahta hun aur whatsapp pe photo click kr ke bhej deti hai aur ...aise bolti hai ans. bhejo yadi soya rahta hun msg nhi dekh pata to aa ke gate pitati hai...inke liye raat ke 2 baje bhi subah ke 10 baje jaisi lagti hai...
babli-nazar hote hue ok ab nhi puchhungi...
mai - are chhotki mai to bss aise majak kiya jaisi tumhri lagan hai padhne me waisa mehnat mai kr diya yo samjho aaj hin naukri pakki...but hota hin nhi hai..
babli- hun...
mai- maa dekho na chhotki mere se naraz ho gyi..
maa- are naraj wo nhi ho sakti hai khash kr tumse kyu ki tumhare bina nhi wo rah sakti hai na aur na tum uske bina..
juli didi- waah aisi pyar dekh ke to meri aankhe bhar aai..
mai- waah didi taang achcha khich rahi ho...
juli didi- mai sabko janti hun 2 saal hin hue hain mujhe iss ghar se jana
papa- haan beti bss isi trah sabka pyar bana rahe..aise abhi to rahogi na..
juli di- apne daamd se puchh lijiye.....
rakesh jiju- mere pe kyu chhor rahi ho..tumhara mann h rah sakti ho...
juli didi- hasti hui nhi papa kal chali jaungi ab inki aadat chhut gyi hai khana banae ki ....bechara...
rakesh jiju- chalo apne miya mittu matt bano...ab bhi tumse achcha bana leta hun.. puchh lo apne bhaiya se
bimlesh bhaiya- haan ye khana to sach me jabrdast banata tha ab bhul gaya ho alag baat hai...
juli didi- bada aaya khana banane heheh lol jiju ko dekhte hue..
rekha maa- papa se kb nikaliye ga...
shankar papa- abhi hin..ohh mai to bhul hin gaya bachcho tumhari nani ki tabiyat khrab hai to rekha bol rahi hai jane ko...
mai man hin mann- ohh papa aur mammi pata nhi 10 din 15 din pe kahan jate hain aur koi na koi bahana bana dete hain...iss baar bhi pakka nani ke yahan nhi jayenge ab bata nhi kahan jate hain......
sabka nasta ho gaya tha...papa aur mammi taiyar ho ke nikalne wale the...
idhar bimlesh bhaiya aur rakesh jijy apne ek dost se milne ko bol ke nikalne wale the...
khushi bhabhi bolti hai bimlesh bhaiya se kb tk aayega lunch bhi taiyaar krni hai na..
bimlesh bhaiya l bole- abhi 12 baj raha hai aur itni nasta kara di ho aur lunch ki baat kr rahi ..mai to nhi khane wala 4 ghante baad hin aaunga kuchh nasta lete aaunga tum log ko bhukh lage to bana lena ...
khushi bhabhi- achcha hua ab banani nhi paregi ...aur mujhe bhuk kyu lagegi itni bhukkar mai hin hun jo...
jiju- majakiya andaz me bole bhabhi se haan khana ki to nhi lekin kuch aur chij ki bukhakhad jarur hain bhabhi ji...
khushi bhabhi- sharmati hui..dhatt ap bhi na..
aur dono bahar nikal gye...
mammi papa bhi niakl gye sabko bye kr ke...
mai idhar udhar tahal raha tha ...
babli apni room me study krna ya fir sone chali gyi..
idhar mujhe didi ki aawaj dunai di- chaliye bhabhi ab apko lunch banane ki bhi jhanjhat nhi...chaliye baate krte hain..
khushi bhabhi- haan nand ji mujhe bhi kuchh puchhni thi...
itna to mai sun liya dono bhabhi ke room me gye mai sochne laga bhabhi aur didi kis trah ki baat karenge dono to apas me khule hain mujhe dono ki baat sunane ki bhut iksha ho rahi thi lekin kaise karta ...
fir ek idea aaya ...
jaldi se mai apni ek simple set wali mobile nikala on kiya..apne bade wala no. pe call kr diya apne mobile ki mick off kr diya.....
ab kisi trah mobile ko bhabhi ke bed ke pass rakhna tha ...
tb mai itna kaam kr ke jaldi se bhabhi ke gate ke pass gaya mujhe aisa laga bhabhi gate lagane wali thi ..
mai- bhabhi ek saman lena tha kal ek page diye the bhaiya ko usme ek mobile no. hai wo lena hai..
bhabhi- oho dekho kahan rakhe hain..
mai - idhar udhar dekhne laga.. didi bed pe leti hui apni phone me khuchh kr rahi thi..
mai dhundhne ka natak krne laga idhar udhar dekhne ke baad bed ke anadr dekhne laga jaise hin bed uthaya anadar dekha ek used comdom bilkul lakdi se chipki hui thi . fir mai dusri aur bed sirhane wali jagah pe uss traf ja ke ..pahle didi ke traf dekha wo mobile me busy aur bhabhi dusre traf dekh rahi thi..
mai jaldi se mobile ek chadar ke andar rakh diya ....aur apne pocket se ek page nikal kr hath me le liya aur bhabhi ko dikhate hue bahbhi mil gaya aur mai apne kamre me aa gaya....
