Bhaag 1
"Neha!! Kab tak soyegi tu, idiot kahin ki! Apni yeh ghodi jaisi jism ko utha bhi de!"
Yeh awaaz ek ladki thi jo apni roommate ko jee tod koshish ke saath bed pe se uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Ladki ka naam Arpita hain aur jis ghodi ki voh zikar kar rahi hain, voh uski roommate cum saheli Neha hai.
Arpita : (Neha ke madmast moti si nitamb pe thapki lagake) oye uth na!
Neha : (ek ubasi liye) areee Arpi ki bacchi! Alarm clock ko baad me phekungi! Pehle tujhe phenk dungi is khidki se!!! (aankhen malke)
Arpita : warden agar aa gayi na! To kasam se, eeth ka pahad kar degi! Ek to khud itni irritating hai aur upar se....
Neha : upar se?
Arpita : tu yakeen nahi karegi, us din kya dekhi maine!
Neha : (bistar se uth ke) kya??
Arpita : (apni haath apas me malti hui) re yaar! Voh madam .. Babu ke saath.. flirt kar rahi thi! Shiii!
Neha (baalon ko pony karke) kya?? (Haske) Babu, yaani... humare hostel ka peon? Wow...madam bahut rumani nikli apni!
Arpita : uff, chod yeh sab! Chal, abhi breakfast kar lete hain! Varna free me bhashan sunni paregi!
Neha aur Arpita dono has padte hain aur room se nikalke seedha breakfast table pe.
Jahaan, Arpita ek acchi khasi sudol jism ki ladki thi, vaha Neha thodi si gadraye hui thi. Dono ladkiya 21 saal ki thi aur roommates hone ke saath saath acchi pakki saheliyan bhi thi. Lekin hostel me, kehte hain ke jahaan ek taraf dost the, to vaha dushmani mod lene vale bhi kam nahi the.
Neha aur Arpita apne apne nashte leke, jaise hi table pe bethe. Usi pal, ek bala ki khubsurat ladki aake kohni ko unke plato ke beech rakh deti hain. Arpita ghusse se uski aur dekhi "yeh kya badtamizi hai? Khaane bhi do hume!".
Voh ladki itrake, dono ko dekhne lagi aur phir apni plate ko aage karti hui boli "lagta hain, tum log apne table bhul rahe ho! Yeh meri aur meri doston ki jagah hai! Now fuck off from here!".
Yeh raub jamane vali ladki ka naam Parul thi, aur hostel me bully karne me kaafi maahir thi. Arpita aur Neha un gini chuni logo me se the, jinhe voh bardasht bhi nahi kar sakti rhit. Aksar inke takkar hote, to India aur Pakistan lagte.
Neha : Parul! Please scene mat kar! Arpi, chal yaar chalte hain!
Parul : chalo, kisi me to akkal hai! Oye miss india (Arpita ki aur dekhkar) uth bhi!
Neha ke haath ko apni kandhe par mehsoos karke, Arpita bina is drama ko badava diye, vaha se uth jaati hain. Parul apni do aur saheliyon ke saath vaha beth jaati hain.
Saheli 1 : Parul! Lagta hai ab yaha aur nahi bethenge yeh dono!
Saheli 2 : (Neha ko jaate dekh) ghodi ki gaand to dekh! Pakka hostel ke bahaar chakkar hai iska!
Parul : yeh dono bhaad me jaye! Agli baar yeh do is table me dikhi na! To inko apni moot pilaungi main!
Teeno ke teeno hans padte hain aur vaha dusre aur Arpita aur Neha apne apne breakfast pe dhyan dete hain. Yeh koi nayi baat nahi thi, aur maze ki baat yeh thi ke Parul aur Neha dono Bandminton mein ek dusre ke katte pratiyogi the.
Arpita : that bitch Parul! Neha, tu bahut polite banti hain uske saath! Hamesha tujhse haar jo jaati hain match me! Isliye yeh tevar dekhati hain.....main hoti to...
Neha : ab chor bhi de yaar! Voh to hai hi aisi! Hum kyon apna image kharab kare. Anyway, aaj....voh..
Arpita : are bol bhi!
Neha : actually Mehul ne....
Aprita : Mehul ne kya??
Neha : yaar! Mehul mujhe date pe le jaana chahta hai! ...samajh me nahi aata yaar, kya karoon!
Arpita : hmmmm to mamla yaha tak aa gayi hain! Tu to badi chalu nikli Neha!
Neha : hmmm kya karu phir?
Arpita : to jaa na! Date enjoy karle jaake! Kya pata Mehul tujhe propose bhi kar le! (Aankh maarke)
Mehul in dono ke hi college me padta tha aur pichle do mahino se Neha ke saath accha khaasa ghul mil gaya tha. Yun kahiye, dono saaf saaf ek dusre ke prati akarshan mehsoos bhi karne lage hain ek tarah se.
Breakfast ke baad, dono apne college nikal padte hain baaki ladkiyon ke saath saath. College me Parul alag section se thi, is liye in dono ke saath uski takkar bilkul nahi hoti thi. Lekin, Parul ke hi class me tha Mehul, jise inter College celebration ke dauran Neha se mulakat ho gaya tha.
Class me padai me mann Neha ki kuch kam thi, kyonki baar baar uski nazar Mehul ki WhatsApp mesage par tiki hui thi, jisme usne pyar se date pe jaane ka proposal diya tha. Apni gulabi phool jaise rasile honton ko apas me ragadke, voh thartharati hui ungli se type kar deti hain "hmmm sochungi!".
Vaha, dusre section me Mehul whatsapp pe Neha ki reply dekhke, mayus ho gaya. Uske baju me betha uske dost Aashish Neha ka DP dekh leta hain. Uski nazar khaas karke Neha ki moti moti stan pe tha, jo tshirt me ek mast ubhar bana rahi thi.
Aashish : hmmm! Waise kaafi sexy hai! Ekdam gadrayi hui maal hai!
Mehul : (phone ko side karke) tu fir shuru ho gaya! She is just a friend... Bas!
Aashish : tera koi bharosa nahi sale! Us din Reena ko bhi yehi bol raha tha, kuch dino ke baad, voh maternity ward me mili leti hui! Yeh sab tera hi kiya dhaara hai, hai na?
Mehul : koi proof hai is baat ka? Kuch bhi bolne lagta hai tu!
Aashish : (mann me) beta! Ek din tere is maal ko chodunga zaroor!
Recess me, Mehul seedha canteen jaake Neha ko dhoondhne laga ke tabhi vaha aajaati hain Parul. Na chahte huye bhi Mehul ki nazren uski ek ek ang ko niharne lag jaata hain. Parul Neha jitni gadrayi to nahi thi, lekin patli bhi nahi keh sakte the. Sudol jism me tight jeans aur lal rang ka top uski roop aur yovan me chaar chand laga rahi thi.
Baal hamesha ki tarah khule the aur honton pe taazi taazi gulabi lip gloss me Parul hamesha ki tarah bala ki khubsurat lag rahi thi. Lekin Mehul ne apne jazbaat kabu me kiye aur pyar se bola "hmm hi Parul! Kuch kaam tha?".
Parul : tum bade jaldi me ho Mehul! Koi khaas tumahara intezar kar raha hai?
Mehul : tumse matlab?
Parul : relax! Main to aisi hi puch rahi thi, anyways...bye!
Itna kehke Parul matakti hui vaha se jaane lagi, aur Mehul "baap re!" kehke seedha Arpita aur Neha ke table ke paas jaake khada ho gaya. Mehul ke maujudgi dekhke, Arpita samajh jaati hain aur vaha se toilet ka bahana karke uth gayi. Mehul ko dekhke Neha ka dil halke zoron se dhadak uthi aur pyar se boli "umm hi Mehul!".
Mehul : (ek kursi liye beth jaata hain vahi pe) Neha! Yeh kya jawab diya tumne? Aise proposal ka aisa jawab diya jaata hai bhala!
Neha : (hasti hui) bas itni si baat? You guys r just the same! Vaise bhi (nakhre dikhake) gharwalo ne tum jaise lafango se mujhe hostel me aane se pehle warn ki thi!
Mehul : achha ji? Anyway, isse pehle voh tumhari khaas saheli aajaye, main chalta hoon!
Mehul vaha se nikal jaata hain aur Arpita vapas aaajati hain. Kuch pal ke baad vaha se dono saheliyan apne agle leacture ke aur chale jaate hain. Class tak jaate jaate baar Neha Mehul ke baare me sochti gayi. Shayad log thik hi kehte the, ke pyar me har mahol rumani lagti hain.
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Raat ke kareeb 9 baje the. Neha ko aaj bilkul bhi neend nahi aa rahi thi. Bas, khidki ke samne khadi hoke, hostel ke bahaar ke sannate aur street lights dekhne lagi. Hostel jis jagah pe tha, us area ke aas paas buildinge aur ghar baar vaise hi kam the, isliye ek ajeeb si sukoon aur sannata thi. Sannate aur khamoshi raat me sachmuch ek alag hi mahol banata tha. Khidki ki aur khadi hokar, kahin baar thandi hawa jaise maano kaan ke lut ko cher deta tha aur Neha bhi yeh enjoy kar leti thi.
Khidki ke bahaar Neha yaha vaha dekhi jaa rahi thi ke tabhi darwaje me zor se dastak hui.
*Knock knock*
*Knock knock*
Arpita : (Neha se) itni raat kaun ho sakta hai?
Neha : ruk, main dekhti hoon!
Kuch sochke, fir Neha jaise hi darwaza khol deti hain, tabhi ek lamba chauda aadmi brown shirt aur trouser pehne, ek hichki leke Neha ki aur dekhe jaa raha tha.
Us aadmi ko aise dekhke, Neha kuch pal ke liye ghabra gayi "Oh Babu! Tum.. ..haan bolo!". Arpita kuch pal tak use dekh, vapas apne kitab me ghus gayi.
Babu : raat ke 10 bajne ko aaya hai! (Gambhir awaaz me) koi bhi ladki hostel se bahaar nahi niklega! Light off karke so jaana!
Itna kehke voh peon apne akkad liye vaha se chal padta hain. Use jaate dekh Neha ek lambi rahat ki saas liye darwaza de deti hain.
Arpita : uffff! Baap re! Yeh sand ke bolne ka style itna daravna hai! (Babu ki nakal karta hua) 10 baje ke baad mat nikalna!!! (Vapas apni awaaz me) pagal kahin ka!
Neha : (haske) Kasam se yaar! Ramsay ke filmo ke chaukidaar jaise harkatein hai! (Bistar pe bethke) yeh madam ne bhi kaise logo ko rakha hai peon ki hasiyat se!
Arpita : (kitab band karke) Neha! Aise mahol me tu kaise date pe jayegi! Baap re.... raat ke 10 bajte hi yeh Babu vahi sher ki tarah pehra dene lagta hain!
Neha : hmmm! (Apni hair clips kholke baalon ko azaad karti hui) chal yaar, ab so leti hoon! Subah class bhi to hai! Yaar, jabse yeh nayi warden aayi hai, hostel se nikalna challenge ho gayi hai! Pehle ki baat hi alag thi...jab Mehul ke saath bike mein yuhi ghumti thi!
Arpita : hmmmm voh to hai! (baju letke, apni ek jaangh ko Neha ki ek moti jaangh pe ghisti hui) vaise Neha! Mehul ke saath make out karne ke baare me kya khayal hai?
Dono ladkiya apne apne nightie me the, jisse patle kapde ke bhitar se unki jaanghe apas me accha khase ghis rahe the. Arpita kabhi kabar raat ko apni roommate ke saath aisi harkatein karti thi. Vaise, Neha bhi kuch mind nahi karti thi.
Arpita : (apni chehre ko paas laake) sun meri baat! Ab date pe jaa hi rahi hai, to apni yeh pankhudi jaisi honton ko uske honton se mila hi dena!
Neha : accha madam, aur?
Arpita : aur ummmm unhe geele karne ke liye, apas me ragad dena thoda.....
Aise kehke Arpita khud apni honton ko Neha ke paas laati hain aur Neha bhi apni saheli ki garam sansen mehsoos karne lagi. Achanak hi Aprita halka sa hont apne hont se choo leti hain aur Neha uski peeth pe thapki deke, door hata deti hain "uffff Arpi!!!! Tu bhi na!!".
Arpita : are yaar! Halka sa hont se hont choo bhi lia to kya?? Mard thodi hoon! Isse zyada kuch kar nahi paungi!
"Shut up Arpi!!" Neha apni takia liye zor se Arpita ki aur phenkti hain aur dono yaha vaha ki baatein karke, thodi hasi mazak karke, aakhirkar so jaate hain.
Vaha dusre aur, boys hostel me bhi yehi alam tha. Mehul bistar me takiye ko jakde baar baar Neha ke baare me sochta gaya. Hala ke bike me ghumna pehle laga rehta tha, lekin peeth pe mote stan ki ragdayi ke alava, kuch aur nahi ho paya tha ab tak.
Uske tasavvur me Neha aksar tshirt aur tight si jeans pehne, uske kamre ke ird bas lehrake balkhake chalti thi. Kabhi kitchen ke slab par bethi hui milti thi, to kabhi baju ke bistar par, uske roommate ke jagah, pyar se leti hui milti thi. Lekin itna hi nahi, Mehul ke khayalon me Neha apne honton se flying kiss dena aur apni moti stan ke aakar ko haathon se mehsoos karne jaisi kamuk harkatein bhi karti thi. In drishyo ke baare me, shorts ke upar hi apne lund ko masle Mehul soch me dooba raha.
Soch itna gehra tha ke, kahin baar shorts me apne khade lund ko ek dusre takiye ko jangho ke bich rakhke, halka halka ghisayi karne laga. "Neha! Jald ajao meri baahon mein!..aaah!" Shorts me hi apne jazbaat ko bahake, Mehul so jaata hain.
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Agle din subah sab normal shuru hua, Neha tayyar ho hi rahi thi college ke liye tayyar ho hi rahi thi ke tabhi, uski mobile baj uthi. Call leti hui, jaise hi uski aankhe screen pe jaati hain, foran khush ho jaati hain.
Call uski uncle Prakash ka tha, jo uski swargiya pitah ke chote bhai the. Maata pita ke dehant ke baad, Neha apne chacha chachi ke saath hi rehti thi.
Prakash : kaisi ho Neha beti???
Neha : chachaji, wow! What a surprise! Aapse call expect karna to sach me ek surprise hi hai aajkal!
Prakash : beta! Kya karu? Yaha bhai sahab ka vyapaar bhi to sambhalni hai. Ab to 21 saal ki ho gayi hai tu! Kuch to samajh meri halat yaha.
Neha : Last sunday aap milne aane wale the chachaji! Promise todna koi aapse sikhe! Mom aur dad ke jaane ke baad, ek aap hi hain..jo mere itne kareeb hai.
Prakash : bas bas! Bahut serial dekh rahi hai aajkal! Yeh lines kaha se aa raha hai? (Haske)
Neha : anyway! Kisi din milne aajayiye! vaise chachi kaisi hai??
Prakash : are yaar! Kiska naam le liya subah subah! Yeh aurat kisi ko nahi bakshti! Subah subah mujhe hi market bhej diya samaan laane ke liye!
Neha : (haske) baap re! Vaise chachi hai bhi pyari. Kya kare!
Prakash : are haan! Jis kaam ke liye tujhe call kiya tha. Beti, ab tu badi ho gayi hain, tujhe to bhai sahab aur bhabhiji ki will to yaad hogi.
Neha : chachaji! Kya yeh formalities zaroori hai? Aap to sab financial mamle dekh hi rahe hain khud se, to fir...
Prakash : are pagal ladki! Yeh jaydaat sab ke sab teri hai!! Kitni baar kahu maine! (Dant ke pyar se)
Sun! Tujhe aane ki zaroorat nahi, main khud yeh Sunday tere hostel me aa raha hoon, usi bahane teri haath se ek badiya coffee bhi pee lunga!
Neha : (muskurati hui) jaise aap thik samjhe!
Phir, kuch yaha vaha ke baatein karke, dono phone cut kar lete hain aur Neha Arpita ke saath class ke liye nikal padti hain. Apni chacha aur chachi ki maujudgi ko sach me kabhi kabhi miss karti thi, aakhirkar maa baap ke maut ke baad, unhone hi Neha ko paala posa tha.
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"Dekho Mehul! Raat ko possible nahi ho payega! Tum chaho to hum din me kahin Coffee vagera peene chalte hain!" Shaam ko Neha apni lut ke saath khelte huye Mehul se phone pe baatein kar rahi thi.
Mehul : uff ho! Yeh kaisa hostel hai tumhara! 9 baje ke baad no going out??? Aaj ke daud me? Seriously Neha???
Neha : kabhi aake humari warden se milo! Samajh jaoge! (Haske)
Mehul : haso mat!! Date ka maza raat ko hi aata hai madam! Lagta hain aap web series vagera dekhti vekhti nahi!
Neha : excuse me bhai sahab! Bilkul dekhti hoon! Lekin hostel se expell nahi honi hai mujhe! Isliye yeh mumkin nahi
Mehul : hmmmm, ok! Ab jab mood off ho hi gaya, to phone rakh deta hoon! Bye
Call cut karke Neha khud has deti hain "pagal kahin ka!". Tabhi vaha kuch doori pe bistar pe bethi Arpita kuch gehri soch me nazar aayi. Use dekh Neha bol padi "oye Miss Sherlock, kya soch rahi hai?".
Arpita : yaar Neha! Ek plan dimaag me ayi hai, jisse teri date bindas raat ko ho sakti hai!
Neha ki aankhe bade ho gayi "accha! Zara apni yeh plan to suna!".
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