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यथार्थवादी भावना जो एक बहुत ही कठिन विषय है - चाहे लेखन में हो या फिल्म में अभिनय - लेकिन आप इसमें उस्ताद हैं .. हर पहलू को ध्यान में रखते हुए, आप कहानी को आगे बढ़ा रहे हैं ।
कहानी में इरोटिका के साथ-साथ रोमांच का एक अनूठा संयोजन है।
कई नए किरदार भी देखने को मिल रहे हैं। वह कहानी के हर पहलू में अपनी भूमिका बखूबी निभा रहे हैं। और कुछ किरदारों का असली रूप भी सामने आना अभी बाकी है ।शायद नेहा और अर्पिता इस कहानी में प्रमुख किरदार है..... और कहानी और घटनाएं इनके इर्द गिर्द घूमेगी बाकी के किरदारों के साथ। और आगे चलके रोमांच , होरर, थ्रिल्ल और सस्पेंस वाले माहौल भी क्रिएट होंगे......
ऐसे ही लिखते रहिये और हमारा मनोरंजन करते रहिये....
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills writer sahab
Bas aage aage dekhte jayiye!
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Bhaag 2
"Are plan bada simple hai Neha!" Takiye ko god pe rakhkar, Arpita apni saheli ko niche khichkar bitha deti hain apne paas aur uske kaan me kuch kehne lagi. Arpita ki batein sunke Neha hairani se uski aur dekhne lag gayi.
Neha : tu na sach me! Mujhe pakka marwayegi!
Arpita : are karke do dekh! Mazaa ayegi tujhe, aur fikr kyon karti hain. Us warden ki bacchi ko to main sambhal lungi! Aur vaise bhi (natakya andaaz me) ishq ka maza hi kya, agar zamane se chip chipke na ho! Hayeee!!
Neha : (palang ko fir se Arpita pe phenkti hui) Arpi!!!!!!! Please...ab chup ho jaa!
Kuch derh tak yunhi hasi mazak me dono saheliyan vakt beetate hain aur Neha ko bas plan ki kamyabi ka intezar thi.
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Waha cabin mein Babu chai aur pakode leke pahucha hi tha ke tabhi, ek salwar kameez pehni hui 38 se 40 saal umar ki ek aurat vaha bethi hui milti hain. Yeh thi Romila Devi, hostel ki warden, aur yakeen mane to, ek behad rumani andaz ki aurat.
Ramola : haa, Babu..rakh do!
Babu : (gambhir awaaz me) aur kuch madam?
Ramola : hmmm, kya kya aur de sakto ho?
Babu : jee, jo aap chahe...
Ramola : (chalke Babu ke kareeb jaati hain) hmm, jis din chahiyega, maang lungi..
Aksar yeh hota tha ke madam ke maujudgi me, Babu ke lund me kabhi kabhi hulchul hone lagte the, lekin fir khud pe kabu kar hi leta tha. Ramola uske aur dekhi jaa rahi thi ke tabhi use apni darwaze pe dastak sunayi di.
Ramola : (kuch ghusse me) yes? Come in!
Babu foran apne hosh sambhale vaha se chala jaata hain, aur andar aati hain Arpita aur Neha.
Ramola : yes my dears! Kaise aana hua? Any problem?
Neha aur Arpita kuch mayus hone ka dhong karne lage. Ramola baari baari un dono ko dekhne lagi "ab bolo bhi!".
Arpita : madam! Main batati hoon! Kuch minit pehle Neha ke chachaji ka call aya tha....voh....darasal kuch bimar hai! Aur....voh...I hope you understand!
Neha kuch boli nahi, bas mayus hone ki dhong karne lagi.
Arpita : madam! Aap to iski shakal dekhke hi samajh gaye honge.
Ramola : (zyada dikhava karke) oh ho! Bechari sachmuch kitni dukhi hai! (Neha ke paas jaati hui) uff! Zara iski masoom shakal to dekho! Vaise Neha kitne chacha hai tumhara?
Neha : (kuch chaunke) jee...ma'am... voh...ek hi chacha hai! Unhi ki tabyat....
Ramola : oh! I see...vaise lagta hai yaha se nikalke lekhak ya actress banne ka shauk hai tum dono ka!
Arpita hairan reh gayi aur Neha bhi hairani se Ramola ki aur dekhti hain.
Ramola : Yeh bakwas kahin aur karna! (Ghusse me)
Arpita : yyyeh aap kya keh rahi ho madam??
Ramola : Just shut up! Neha, tumhare chacha ka phone bas kuch minit pehle hi aaya tha, keh rahe the ke is Sunday voh yaha aa raha hain tumse milne! Aur haan! Awaaz se to kafi tandarust aur thik thaak hi lage!
Arpita pyar se Neha ki aur dekhke birbirayi "shit!" Aur phir madam ki aur pasina pasina hoke dekhne lagi. Neha bhi sharam se niche dekhne lagi.
Ramola : ab mere aanevale kal ke prasiddh naariyon! Apne room me jaake, kuch padai vadai karlo! GET OUT!
Cabin se nikalte hi Neha ghusse se Arpita ki aur dekhne lagi aur jaise hi dono apne room me pahuche, Neha paas pade ek takia leke zor se apni saheli ki aur phenkti hain "you know what, bhaad me jaye teri plan aur bhaad me jaye TU!!".
Gaal pe takia padte hi, Arpita bhi ghusaa dikhane lagi "vah! Ek to teri uncle ka timing itna badiya hai, aur tu mujhe bol rahi hai!!!".
Neha kuch boli nahi, bas ek kitab liye chair pe beth gayi. Arpita chupke se piche jaake, uski gale ki aur haath phailakar, ek pappi uski phool jaise gaal pe dedi "tu tension mat le! Mehul ke saath teri date fix karke hi rahungi main! Bas yaar ek din ki mahulat aur de banno!".
Neha : ek din? Kya koi assignment mili hai tujhe? (Pyar bhari ghusse ke saath)
Arpita : re yaar! Tu bhi na, accha ek tarika hai! Aur kaafi romantic tarika hai Neha!
Neha : bol bhi
Arpita : Mehul aur tumhare liye, isi hostel me ek badiya jagah hai!
Neha : are kaun si??
Arpita : Canteen ki kitchen! Idiot, aur konsi!!
Neha : (kitab ko baju karti hui) tu pagal to nahi ho gayi? Waha pe kaun jayega? Voh bhi raat ko!
Arpita : tu fikar mat kar, candles ka bandobast main karti hoon! Tu bas kuch menu shenu soch! Maza aayega dekh lena Neha!
Neha : (kuch sochke) Arpi! Yeh koi jagah hui? Vaise bhi raat ko sunsaan sa canteen kaafi daravna lag sakti hai!
Arpita : darr gayi kya? Vaah! Meri jhansi ki rani!
Neha : umm, to... tu bhi chal mere saath!
Arpita : main??? Threesome karne ki irada hai kya?? Baap re! Neha, date teri hai! Maze tu legi! Mujhe kyon haddi bana rahi hai! (Khilli udati hui)
Neha : uff! Hmmm! Thik hai... main razi hoon!
Arpita apni saheli ko ek pyar bhari jhappi deti hai aur Neha use ek jhooth mooth muskaan deke, vapas kitab padhne lagi.
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Raat ke kareeb 9 baje, Mehul ke kamre me :
"Kya?? Wow....yeh Aprita to badi chalu nikli kasam se!" Bistar pe lete Mehul Neha se jee kholke baatein kar raha tha.
Neha : lekin...kya tum yaha....hostel me aa paoge?
Mehul : don't worry dear! Tumhari madam ko pata nahi, aur nahi us saand ko, ke tumhari kitchen tak ek piche ki darwaja hain, jo mere hostel ke bahut kareeb hai!
Neha : wow! Kaafi romanchak lag raha hai yeh sab!
Mehul : don't worry, bas thik raat ke 11 baje vaha pahuch jaana!
Neha : soch ke bhi ajeeb lag rahi hai Mehul! Itni raat ko sunsaan si canteen me date! Mera to abhi se hi dil dhadak rahi hai...yeh Arpita bhi na!! Ekdam pagal hai.
Mehul : (khushi se dusre haath se lund ke ubhar ko masalta hua) jaaneman! Date ka maza aisi hi sunsaan se jagao par honi chahiye! Tabhi maza aata hain.... You know, andhere me, candle ki roshni me...bas ek dusre ke saason ko mehsoos kar.....
Neha : (kuch uttejit hoke) uhm! Thik hai thik hai! Apne jazbaat kabu me rakho Mr! Mujhe andaaza hai, date me kya kya karne vale ho! (Ek haath se apne ek kadak hui nipple ko chooti hui kapde ke upar se)
Mehul : ab bas kuch aur intezar! Bye... See u at 11!
Dil me lakho umang liye Neha phone cut kar deti hain aur laakh koshish ki apni moti moti stan ke thirakpan ko shant karne ki, lekin pehli date ki baat hi kuch aur thi.
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Kareeb raat ke 10:45 ke aas paas Neha bas tshirt aur track pant pehne, apne kamre se nikalke ahista ahista canteen tak jaane lagti hain. Seediyon se niche dhime dhime utarti hui, yaha vaha dekhke, aakhirkar Neha pahuch jaati hain canteen, jahaa bas sannata aur halka sa chand ki roshni chaaya hua tha.
Ek pal ke liye, Neha aaju baaju ke sannate ko dekhkar jaise sahm si gayi. Uski dil ki dhadkan tez hoti gayi, lekin aas paas Mehul ka koi naam o nishan nahi, aur phir voh apni ghadi dekhti hain, jahaan 11 bajne me sirf do minit baaki the.
Canteen ke ird gird Neha haule se awaaz dene lagi "Mehul??.... Tum agay ho kya? Mehul???". Lekin koi jawab nahi aaya. Jee me aya ke kitchen me choti si bulb ko jalade, lekin darr rahi thi ke kahin Babu na aajaye. Pure mahol me bas khidki se aa rahi chand ki roshni hi ek matr roshni ki aasra thi.
Neha kuch pal ke liye, bas yuhi yaha vaha dekhti gayi tabhi ek gambhir sa awaaz use sunayi di..
"Nehaa!"
"Nehaaaa..."
Ek to aisa mahol, upar se yeh awaaz sunke Neha aur sahm si gayi.
"Kaun??"..... Tabhi ekdam achanak se do haath uski bazuo ko gher leta hain aur Neha ghabrake piche mudi. Piche mudte hi use Mehul nazar aya jo pagal hoke has raha tha. Use dekh, Neha uske chaati pe ek kass ke mukka maarti hain "IDIOT!"
Mehul : baap re! Itni darr gayi thi kya?? (Hasi ko control karke)
Neha : agar itna hi shauk hai to koi horror filmo me kaam karo! Stupid!!
Mehul : mera to pata nahi, lekin haa! Tumhari yeh reactions kisi bhi horror director ko bhaa dega! (Haske)
Neha : (yaha vaha dekhti hui) ssssshhh!! Chup bhi ho jao! Agar Babu ko pata chal gaya ke canteen ke vaha hulchul ho rahi hai! Tab...tum to latkoge hi! Main bhi expell ho sakti hoon!
Mehul dhire se Neha ki bazuo ko thaam ke, usko apne aur phira leti hain. Agle hi pal Neha aur voh ek dusre ke aankho me kho jaate hain. Mehul dhire dhire apne hont uske kareeb laane laga aur Neha bhi uttejit hoke aankhen band kar hi li thi ke tabhi Mehul uski kaan me kehta hai "kuch khaya piya jaye?".
Ek aur kass ke mukka seedha chaati par aur Mehul foran do candle jalake sabse akhri ke ek table par rakh deta hain. Halki roshni me mahol ekdam rumani ho gaya tha aur Mehul ek tiffin me se ek sandwich nikalta hain. Us chote se sandwich ko dekhkar Neha khilkhilane lagi.
Neha : hmmm kya yeh starter hai? (Hasti hui)
Mehul : ummmm! Starter aur main coarse dono yehi hai! Lekin asli maza to dessert me ayega! (Aankh marke)
Neha : (hairani se) voh kaise?
Mehul : hmmmm, uske liye yeh sandwich ko khatam karna bahut zaruri hai!
Neha kuch andaza laga hi rahi thi ke tabhi, Mehul sandwich ke ek hisse ko mooh me leta hain aur dusre hisse ko Neha ki mooh ki aur badha deta hain. Yeh andaaz dekhke Neha kuch sharma jaati hain aur uski rasili hont thartharane lagi. Lekin rumani mahol ko zaya karna voh thik nahi samjhi, bas phir kya! Apni chehre ko aage karke, foran sandwich ke baaki ke hisse ko apni mooh me ghusa leti hain.
Aakhirkar Mehul aur Neha khel ko barkhubi khelne lage. Dono sandwich ko khatam karte karte, apne chehro ko aage aage lete gaye aur aakhirkar, unke hont takda jaate hain ek dusre se. Pehla ras se ras ke chuan se dono ki jism me ek current daud jaate hain aur kuch pal ke liye Neha apni aankhe chaudi kar leti hi hain, lekin Mehul ke aankho me hawas hi hawas tha.
Us hawas ko dekhke Neha bhi pighalne lagi, aur dhire dhire dono ke hont aur kass ke ek dusre se chipak jaate hain. Ab bas! Hawas ka leher sar chad gaya aur dono apne apne kursi se uthke ek dusre ka raspaan karne lage. Mehul hamesha se jis ladki ke saath private lamhe beetane ke sapne sonjaye the, aaj haqeekat me uski ke hont ke pyalo ko peene me zara bhi alaspan nahi dikhaya.
Neha bhi bahut kamuk ho uthi thi. Pure kamukta mein dono vahi deewar ke kone me chale jaate hain aur jee bhar ke ek dusre ke hont chuste gaye. Ab haule haule Mehul apne ek haath ko niche laake ek mote se stan ko tshirt ke upar se bade pyar se jakad liya aur dabane lag gaya. Stan dabaye jaane se Neha sihir uthi aur hont ko hont se alag karti hui ek "aaaah" nikalne lagi.
Mardana haath stan pe aate hi aksar kamukta ka badhna ek stree ke liye swabhavik tha...lekin voh mann hi mann ek had se zyada bahekna nahi chahti thi, isliye jab Mehul ke haath niche jaake t-shirt ko kamar se upar upthane laga, tabhi Neha uske haath rok deti hain "Mehul...bas! Isse aage nahi!"
Mehul : kya yaar Neha! (Baahon me liye huye) ab mera KLPD mat karo!
Neha : (kuch khilkhilake) sab kuch aaj hi lut loge, to kaise chalega? Kuch agle date ke liye bhi rakho!
Mehul kuch chid gaya tha, lekin khud pe kaboo karta hua bola "its okay Neha! Jab tum chahogi, tabhi hum aage badenge!". Neha uske aankho me kho hi gayi thi ke tabhi, apni ghadi dekhne lagi "oh no! 12:20 baj rahe hai Mehul!! I think tumhe ab nikalna chahiye!".
Mehul bhi pyar se uski gaal pe ek chumban barsa ke "bye" kehke nikal jaata hai. Gaal pe chumban, panty me thodi si gilapan aur honton pe kisi aur ke hont ka ras liye, Neha chupke se apni kamre ki aur chal padti hain.
Duplicate chabi ke sahare, voh andar aaajati hain aur ek bahut hi gehri neend me leti hui Arpita ke baju me let jaati hain. Aaj ki raat, use sach me badiya neend aayi thi, kyonki takiye ko kasske apni moti stan se lipte, bas Mehul ke harkaton ko yaad kar rahi thi.
"Love you Mehul!" Uske phool jaise hont neend me hi tharthara uthi.
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Subah subah, Neha angrai leke uth jaati hain aur dekhti hai, bistar ke us paar Arpita towel ko haath me liye khadi thi. Arpita ko dekhte hi Neha use khinch ke niche apne samne bitha deti hain aur pichle raat ki haseen dastaan batane lagi.
Arpita apni mooh pe haath rakhke, ekdam badi badi aankho ke saath Neha ko dekhne lag gayi "vaah meri sherni, pehle date me itna kuch ho gaya..dusre date ka pata nahi kya hoga! Hayee!".
"Oh shut up Arpi!" Neha ek chamat lagati hain apni saheli ki peeth par.
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Aakhirkar dekhte hi dekhte Sunday aajata hain aur hamesha ki tarah us din Neha aaram se deri se uthti thi. Khair, is baar jaise hi ubasi leti hui uth gayi, tabhi apni bistar pe ek packet nazar ayi. Packet ko leke, jaise hi andar dekhi to hairan reh gayi.
Packet ke andar ek bada sa Chocolate Box tha, jise dekh Neha ko kuch kuch shaq hone lagi aur tabhi kamre ka darwaja khul jaata hain aur ek awaaz sunayi de padta hain "ehmm! Kya andar aane ka ijazat hai!".
Awaaz pehchante hi Neha khushi se jhoom uthi "chachaji! Cmmon! Yeh jokes purane ho chuke hain, andar aaa bhi jao!".
Foran darwaza khulke andar pravesh karta hain Prakash, jise dekh foran Neha uth jaati hain aur seedhe gale mil leti hain. Jab kass ke gale lagi to swabhavik Neha ki moti moti stan t-shirt ke andar se hi apne chacha ke chaati pe dhass jaati hain, lekin apne bhatiji se di gayi is ehsaas ko kabu kar leta Prakash aur normal vyavahar karne lagta hain, hala ke use maza to khoob aya stan ke ehsaas se.
Neha : yeh chocolates dekhte hi main samajh gayi thi!
Prakash : are pagli! Teri pasand mujhe nahi malum, to kise malum hogi?
Neha : aakhirkar aap aa hi gaye! Chachi nahi aayi?
Prakash : voh yaha ayegi? Bilkul nahi...aj Sunday hai! Uski lambi chaudi planning hai, parlor se leke shopping tak!
Dono chacha bhatiji has padte hain aur tabhi Prakash mudde pe aaajate hain.
Prakash : beta, main warden se milke aa raha hoon! Kaafi saaf sutri record hai! I am happy.
Kuch pal ke liye Neha ki jaan me jaan aagayi thi, use laga ke kahin us raat ki baat ki zikar to nahi hogi! Lekin phir chacha ke mooh se taarif sunke, khud ko mann hi mann shabashi dene lagi.
Prakash : beta, ab main kuch kaam ki baat par aajata hoon! (Apne laptop bag me se ek bada sa file nikalta hua) lo, sign karlo inme!
Neha : chachaji! Jaydaat aaphi ki hain! Aap to dekhbhal kar hi rahe hain... phir.....
Prakash : main janta hoon beti! Tu apne liye zyada kuch nahi chahti hain...lekin shayad yeh paise kam aajaye teri bhavishya ke liye.
Neha : aap thik kehte ho! Lekin, meri asli iccha yeh hai ke in paiso ke kuch hisse koi charity ya trust pe jaye, taaki logon ka bhala ho! Mujhe apne liye bhala kitna chahiye!
Prakash : wah Neha! Kitni badi ho gayi hai tu. Bhai sahab aur bhabhi zinda hote, to...... khair, ab zidd mat kar! Yeh sign vakeel ko dikhane bhi to paregi mujhe! Aur hai to yeh teri hi! Main to bas rakhwala hoon beta! Par aaj tu 21 ki ho gayi hain.. isliye ab shaan se apni daulat me apni haq jama! (Muskurake)
Neha : ok chachaji! Jaise aap thik samjhe! (Pen leke bina padhe hi ek ek panne pe sign karne lagi)
Prakash : beta yeh kya?? Padh to leti thik se! Tu bhi na...
Neha : padhna kya chachaji? Aap koi galat agreement thodi na layenge! Aur font ka size to dekho! Baap re.... magnifying glaas lagake padhni padegi! (Masoom ansaaz me haske)
Prakash bhi muskurata hua file le leta hai aur apne bhatiji ke maathe ko choomke uth jaata thain bistar pe se. Hostel ke bahaar tak Neha unhe chorne aati hain ke tabhi Prakash achanak ruk jaata hain aur uski aur dekhne laga.
Neha : (muskurati hui) aise kya dekh rahe hai?
Prakash : beta! Tere chachi aur mera koi santan to hai nahi! Ek tu hi hai...khair, sign karke tune dil ka bhoj halka kar diya mera! Apna khayal rakh aur padhai me dhyan de bas!
Itna kehke Prakash ek cab liye vaha se chala jaata hain aur Neha khushi khushi vapas jaane lagi apne kamre me. Vaha pahuchte hi apni phone ko haath me liye let jaati hain. Tabhi WhatsApp se Mehul ka ek message screen pe chalakne laga. Neha ne fir gaur kiya ke voh ek card jaisa kuch tha.
Us card ko click karte hi, do dilon ke apas me ragadne ki animation hoti hain aur kuch aisa likha hua milta hain :
"Dil ke paas tum hi tum samayi hui ho!"
"Jab bhi andar jhaankta hoon, tumhe paata hoon!"
"Bhaag ke kahaan jaogi bhala! Kass ke apne rooh ke bhitar tumhe chupa ke rakhta hoon!".
Yeh padhte hi Neha khushi khushi apni phone ko seene se lagaye let jaati hain aur baar baar aankhe band kiye, us raat ke manzar ko yaad karne lag jaati hain. Voh honton ka chuna, voh stan ka haath se sehla jaana...yeh sab ghadiya ko yaad karke Neha apni sudol tangon ko apas me ragadne lag jaati hain aur Mehul ke honton ko yaad karke, apni rasiley honton ko apas me ragad leti hain.
"I love you Mehul!" Ek baar khud se kehti hain aur ek choti si neend lene lagi. Uski yeh sab harkatein, bathroom ke paas towel lapete huye Arpita dekhi jaa rahi thi aur phir mann hi mann boli "ghodi kahin ki! Dekho to kaise prem me lachak rahi hai, lagta hai agla date jald hone vali hain! Hmmm".
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Vaha dusre aur, kareeb shaam ke samay, ek lamba safar karke aakhirkar Prakash apne bhatiji ki hostel se seedha apne ghar pahuch jaata hain. Bangla kaafi alarshit tha, aur itne bade ghar pe Prakash apne patni Damini ke saath rehta tha.
Safar ki thakavat ke vajah se foran, apne briefcase ko sofe pe phenke seedha apne ghar ke mini bar tak jaata hain. Ek bottle whiskey liye bina glass ya sode ke sahare, seedha ghapp karke apne mooh me leleta hain. Ek lambe ghont ke baad, bottle ko jhatke me niche rakh deta hain aur baar baar voh manzaar yaad karne laga, jab Neha ki moti kasi hui stan uske chaati se dhass gaya tha, jhappi ke dauran. Phir uske phool jaise hont aur surayidar gardan.
Baar baar, bhatiji ki stan ke golayi ko yaad karke phir ek ghont whiskey ka leleta hain ke tabhi, vaha seediyon se ek chiffon saree aur sleeveless blouse pehni hui ek behad sudol aurat niche aane lagi. Umar kareeb 37 se 38 saal ki thi aur chehre pe raub saaf nazar aati thi. Yeh thi Damini, Prakash ki patni aur Neha ki chachi.
"Aagaye pyari bhatiji se milke?" Sofe pe bethe apni iphone haath me pakde, punchne lagi Damini. Foran ek glass whiskey apne patni ko offer karke Prakash vahi baju ke sofe pe beth jaata hain.
Prakash : bilkul! Mil bhi liya aur sign bhi le aya! (Apne glass se cheers karke)
Damini : matlab....Neha....Neha ne...documents...(apni utsah sambhalti hui)
Prakash ek ghoont me pura glass khatam kar leta hain aur apne patni ki aur muskurate huye dekhne laga "yes darling!" Phir, haste huye "Us bewakoof ladki ne saare ke saare documents sign kar di hain!".
Yeh sunte hi Damini ki aankhe chamak uthi aur apni glass aage kar di "please dear! Ek aur ho jaye! Yeh mera sabse khaas din hai!".
"Mera bhi sweetheart!" Do do glass me aur ek baar whiskey daalta hua. "Apne chacha pe itna bharosa hai, ke bina badli hui vasiyat ko padhe hi, bechari ne sign kar di!". Itna kehke Prakash jee kholke hasne laga aur uske saath saath Damini bhi has padi.
Ek baar phir dono apne apne jaam ko apas me takrate hain aur tabhot Damini ne pucha "aage kya plan hai?".
Haath me thaame jaam ko ek ghont me peeke Prakash pure hosh aur josh me bol para "Plan simple hai darling! Ab jab sign mil hi chuki hain, to Neha ki ab hume koi zaroorat nahi!".
Damini ki aankhe kuch badi si ho gayi "kehna kya chahte ho tum?"
Prakash apne patni ki aankho me aankhe milake, chehre pe katilana muskaan laake kehne laga
"Matlab saaf hai! Neha ko hamesha ke liye raste se hata denge!" Ek baar phir jaam pike Prakash bolne laga
Damini ki aankhe badi ho gayi "aur tumhara matlab...."
Prakash phir se do glass jaam banate huye "bilkul! Neha ko ab zinda rehne ki aur koi zaroorat nahi, use hum maar dalenge!".
Damini hairani se apne pati ko dekhne lagi. Use malum thi ke Prakash aise mamlo me mazak nahi karta tha.
"Are plan bada simple hai Neha!" Takiye ko god pe rakhkar, Arpita apni saheli ko niche khichkar bitha deti hain apne paas aur uske kaan me kuch kehne lagi. Arpita ki batein sunke Neha hairani se uski aur dekhne lag gayi.
Neha : tu na sach me! Mujhe pakka marwayegi!
Arpita : are karke do dekh! Mazaa ayegi tujhe, aur fikr kyon karti hain. Us warden ki bacchi ko to main sambhal lungi! Aur vaise bhi (natakya andaaz me) ishq ka maza hi kya, agar zamane se chip chipke na ho! Hayeee!!
Neha : (palang ko fir se Arpita pe phenkti hui) Arpi!!!!!!! Please...ab chup ho jaa!
Kuch derh tak yunhi hasi mazak me dono saheliyan vakt beetate hain aur Neha ko bas plan ki kamyabi ka intezar thi.
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Waha cabin mein Babu chai aur pakode leke pahucha hi tha ke tabhi, ek salwar kameez pehni hui 38 se 40 saal umar ki ek aurat vaha bethi hui milti hain. Yeh thi Romila Devi, hostel ki warden, aur yakeen mane to, ek behad rumani andaz ki aurat.
Ramola : haa, Babu..rakh do!
Babu : (gambhir awaaz me) aur kuch madam?
Ramola : hmmm, kya kya aur de sakto ho?
Babu : jee, jo aap chahe...
Ramola : (chalke Babu ke kareeb jaati hain) hmm, jis din chahiyega, maang lungi..
Aksar yeh hota tha ke madam ke maujudgi me, Babu ke lund me kabhi kabhi hulchul hone lagte the, lekin fir khud pe kabu kar hi leta tha. Ramola uske aur dekhi jaa rahi thi ke tabhi use apni darwaze pe dastak sunayi di.
Ramola : (kuch ghusse me) yes? Come in!
Babu foran apne hosh sambhale vaha se chala jaata hain, aur andar aati hain Arpita aur Neha.
Ramola : yes my dears! Kaise aana hua? Any problem?
Neha aur Arpita kuch mayus hone ka dhong karne lage. Ramola baari baari un dono ko dekhne lagi "ab bolo bhi!".
Arpita : madam! Main batati hoon! Kuch minit pehle Neha ke chachaji ka call aya tha....voh....darasal kuch bimar hai! Aur....voh...I hope you understand!
Neha kuch boli nahi, bas mayus hone ki dhong karne lagi.
Arpita : madam! Aap to iski shakal dekhke hi samajh gaye honge.
Ramola : (zyada dikhava karke) oh ho! Bechari sachmuch kitni dukhi hai! (Neha ke paas jaati hui) uff! Zara iski masoom shakal to dekho! Vaise Neha kitne chacha hai tumhara?
Neha : (kuch chaunke) jee...ma'am... voh...ek hi chacha hai! Unhi ki tabyat....
Ramola : oh! I see...vaise lagta hai yaha se nikalke lekhak ya actress banne ka shauk hai tum dono ka!
Arpita hairan reh gayi aur Neha bhi hairani se Ramola ki aur dekhti hain.
Ramola : Yeh bakwas kahin aur karna! (Ghusse me)
Arpita : yyyeh aap kya keh rahi ho madam??
Ramola : Just shut up! Neha, tumhare chacha ka phone bas kuch minit pehle hi aaya tha, keh rahe the ke is Sunday voh yaha aa raha hain tumse milne! Aur haan! Awaaz se to kafi tandarust aur thik thaak hi lage!
Arpita pyar se Neha ki aur dekhke birbirayi "shit!" Aur phir madam ki aur pasina pasina hoke dekhne lagi. Neha bhi sharam se niche dekhne lagi.
Ramola : ab mere aanevale kal ke prasiddh naariyon! Apne room me jaake, kuch padai vadai karlo! GET OUT!
Cabin se nikalte hi Neha ghusse se Arpita ki aur dekhne lagi aur jaise hi dono apne room me pahuche, Neha paas pade ek takia leke zor se apni saheli ki aur phenkti hain "you know what, bhaad me jaye teri plan aur bhaad me jaye TU!!".
Gaal pe takia padte hi, Arpita bhi ghusaa dikhane lagi "vah! Ek to teri uncle ka timing itna badiya hai, aur tu mujhe bol rahi hai!!!".
Neha kuch boli nahi, bas ek kitab liye chair pe beth gayi. Arpita chupke se piche jaake, uski gale ki aur haath phailakar, ek pappi uski phool jaise gaal pe dedi "tu tension mat le! Mehul ke saath teri date fix karke hi rahungi main! Bas yaar ek din ki mahulat aur de banno!".
Neha : ek din? Kya koi assignment mili hai tujhe? (Pyar bhari ghusse ke saath)
Arpita : re yaar! Tu bhi na, accha ek tarika hai! Aur kaafi romantic tarika hai Neha!
Neha : bol bhi
Arpita : Mehul aur tumhare liye, isi hostel me ek badiya jagah hai!
Neha : are kaun si??
Arpita : Canteen ki kitchen! Idiot, aur konsi!!
Neha : (kitab ko baju karti hui) tu pagal to nahi ho gayi? Waha pe kaun jayega? Voh bhi raat ko!
Arpita : tu fikar mat kar, candles ka bandobast main karti hoon! Tu bas kuch menu shenu soch! Maza aayega dekh lena Neha!
Neha : (kuch sochke) Arpi! Yeh koi jagah hui? Vaise bhi raat ko sunsaan sa canteen kaafi daravna lag sakti hai!
Arpita : darr gayi kya? Vaah! Meri jhansi ki rani!
Neha : umm, to... tu bhi chal mere saath!
Arpita : main??? Threesome karne ki irada hai kya?? Baap re! Neha, date teri hai! Maze tu legi! Mujhe kyon haddi bana rahi hai! (Khilli udati hui)
Neha : uff! Hmmm! Thik hai... main razi hoon!
Arpita apni saheli ko ek pyar bhari jhappi deti hai aur Neha use ek jhooth mooth muskaan deke, vapas kitab padhne lagi.
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Raat ke kareeb 9 baje, Mehul ke kamre me :
"Kya?? Wow....yeh Aprita to badi chalu nikli kasam se!" Bistar pe lete Mehul Neha se jee kholke baatein kar raha tha.
Neha : lekin...kya tum yaha....hostel me aa paoge?
Mehul : don't worry dear! Tumhari madam ko pata nahi, aur nahi us saand ko, ke tumhari kitchen tak ek piche ki darwaja hain, jo mere hostel ke bahut kareeb hai!
Neha : wow! Kaafi romanchak lag raha hai yeh sab!
Mehul : don't worry, bas thik raat ke 11 baje vaha pahuch jaana!
Neha : soch ke bhi ajeeb lag rahi hai Mehul! Itni raat ko sunsaan si canteen me date! Mera to abhi se hi dil dhadak rahi hai...yeh Arpita bhi na!! Ekdam pagal hai.
Mehul : (khushi se dusre haath se lund ke ubhar ko masalta hua) jaaneman! Date ka maza aisi hi sunsaan se jagao par honi chahiye! Tabhi maza aata hain.... You know, andhere me, candle ki roshni me...bas ek dusre ke saason ko mehsoos kar.....
Neha : (kuch uttejit hoke) uhm! Thik hai thik hai! Apne jazbaat kabu me rakho Mr! Mujhe andaaza hai, date me kya kya karne vale ho! (Ek haath se apne ek kadak hui nipple ko chooti hui kapde ke upar se)
Mehul : ab bas kuch aur intezar! Bye... See u at 11!
Dil me lakho umang liye Neha phone cut kar deti hain aur laakh koshish ki apni moti moti stan ke thirakpan ko shant karne ki, lekin pehli date ki baat hi kuch aur thi.
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Kareeb raat ke 10:45 ke aas paas Neha bas tshirt aur track pant pehne, apne kamre se nikalke ahista ahista canteen tak jaane lagti hain. Seediyon se niche dhime dhime utarti hui, yaha vaha dekhke, aakhirkar Neha pahuch jaati hain canteen, jahaa bas sannata aur halka sa chand ki roshni chaaya hua tha.
Ek pal ke liye, Neha aaju baaju ke sannate ko dekhkar jaise sahm si gayi. Uski dil ki dhadkan tez hoti gayi, lekin aas paas Mehul ka koi naam o nishan nahi, aur phir voh apni ghadi dekhti hain, jahaan 11 bajne me sirf do minit baaki the.
Canteen ke ird gird Neha haule se awaaz dene lagi "Mehul??.... Tum agay ho kya? Mehul???". Lekin koi jawab nahi aaya. Jee me aya ke kitchen me choti si bulb ko jalade, lekin darr rahi thi ke kahin Babu na aajaye. Pure mahol me bas khidki se aa rahi chand ki roshni hi ek matr roshni ki aasra thi.
Neha kuch pal ke liye, bas yuhi yaha vaha dekhti gayi tabhi ek gambhir sa awaaz use sunayi di..
"Nehaa!"
"Nehaaaa..."
Ek to aisa mahol, upar se yeh awaaz sunke Neha aur sahm si gayi.
"Kaun??"..... Tabhi ekdam achanak se do haath uski bazuo ko gher leta hain aur Neha ghabrake piche mudi. Piche mudte hi use Mehul nazar aya jo pagal hoke has raha tha. Use dekh, Neha uske chaati pe ek kass ke mukka maarti hain "IDIOT!"
Mehul : baap re! Itni darr gayi thi kya?? (Hasi ko control karke)
Neha : agar itna hi shauk hai to koi horror filmo me kaam karo! Stupid!!
Mehul : mera to pata nahi, lekin haa! Tumhari yeh reactions kisi bhi horror director ko bhaa dega! (Haske)
Neha : (yaha vaha dekhti hui) ssssshhh!! Chup bhi ho jao! Agar Babu ko pata chal gaya ke canteen ke vaha hulchul ho rahi hai! Tab...tum to latkoge hi! Main bhi expell ho sakti hoon!
Mehul dhire se Neha ki bazuo ko thaam ke, usko apne aur phira leti hain. Agle hi pal Neha aur voh ek dusre ke aankho me kho jaate hain. Mehul dhire dhire apne hont uske kareeb laane laga aur Neha bhi uttejit hoke aankhen band kar hi li thi ke tabhi Mehul uski kaan me kehta hai "kuch khaya piya jaye?".
Ek aur kass ke mukka seedha chaati par aur Mehul foran do candle jalake sabse akhri ke ek table par rakh deta hain. Halki roshni me mahol ekdam rumani ho gaya tha aur Mehul ek tiffin me se ek sandwich nikalta hain. Us chote se sandwich ko dekhkar Neha khilkhilane lagi.
Neha : hmmm kya yeh starter hai? (Hasti hui)
Mehul : ummmm! Starter aur main coarse dono yehi hai! Lekin asli maza to dessert me ayega! (Aankh marke)
Neha : (hairani se) voh kaise?
Mehul : hmmmm, uske liye yeh sandwich ko khatam karna bahut zaruri hai!
Neha kuch andaza laga hi rahi thi ke tabhi, Mehul sandwich ke ek hisse ko mooh me leta hain aur dusre hisse ko Neha ki mooh ki aur badha deta hain. Yeh andaaz dekhke Neha kuch sharma jaati hain aur uski rasili hont thartharane lagi. Lekin rumani mahol ko zaya karna voh thik nahi samjhi, bas phir kya! Apni chehre ko aage karke, foran sandwich ke baaki ke hisse ko apni mooh me ghusa leti hain.
Aakhirkar Mehul aur Neha khel ko barkhubi khelne lage. Dono sandwich ko khatam karte karte, apne chehro ko aage aage lete gaye aur aakhirkar, unke hont takda jaate hain ek dusre se. Pehla ras se ras ke chuan se dono ki jism me ek current daud jaate hain aur kuch pal ke liye Neha apni aankhe chaudi kar leti hi hain, lekin Mehul ke aankho me hawas hi hawas tha.
Us hawas ko dekhke Neha bhi pighalne lagi, aur dhire dhire dono ke hont aur kass ke ek dusre se chipak jaate hain. Ab bas! Hawas ka leher sar chad gaya aur dono apne apne kursi se uthke ek dusre ka raspaan karne lage. Mehul hamesha se jis ladki ke saath private lamhe beetane ke sapne sonjaye the, aaj haqeekat me uski ke hont ke pyalo ko peene me zara bhi alaspan nahi dikhaya.
Neha bhi bahut kamuk ho uthi thi. Pure kamukta mein dono vahi deewar ke kone me chale jaate hain aur jee bhar ke ek dusre ke hont chuste gaye. Ab haule haule Mehul apne ek haath ko niche laake ek mote se stan ko tshirt ke upar se bade pyar se jakad liya aur dabane lag gaya. Stan dabaye jaane se Neha sihir uthi aur hont ko hont se alag karti hui ek "aaaah" nikalne lagi.
Mardana haath stan pe aate hi aksar kamukta ka badhna ek stree ke liye swabhavik tha...lekin voh mann hi mann ek had se zyada bahekna nahi chahti thi, isliye jab Mehul ke haath niche jaake t-shirt ko kamar se upar upthane laga, tabhi Neha uske haath rok deti hain "Mehul...bas! Isse aage nahi!"
Mehul : kya yaar Neha! (Baahon me liye huye) ab mera KLPD mat karo!
Neha : (kuch khilkhilake) sab kuch aaj hi lut loge, to kaise chalega? Kuch agle date ke liye bhi rakho!
Mehul kuch chid gaya tha, lekin khud pe kaboo karta hua bola "its okay Neha! Jab tum chahogi, tabhi hum aage badenge!". Neha uske aankho me kho hi gayi thi ke tabhi, apni ghadi dekhne lagi "oh no! 12:20 baj rahe hai Mehul!! I think tumhe ab nikalna chahiye!".
Mehul bhi pyar se uski gaal pe ek chumban barsa ke "bye" kehke nikal jaata hai. Gaal pe chumban, panty me thodi si gilapan aur honton pe kisi aur ke hont ka ras liye, Neha chupke se apni kamre ki aur chal padti hain.
Duplicate chabi ke sahare, voh andar aaajati hain aur ek bahut hi gehri neend me leti hui Arpita ke baju me let jaati hain. Aaj ki raat, use sach me badiya neend aayi thi, kyonki takiye ko kasske apni moti stan se lipte, bas Mehul ke harkaton ko yaad kar rahi thi.
"Love you Mehul!" Uske phool jaise hont neend me hi tharthara uthi.
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Subah subah, Neha angrai leke uth jaati hain aur dekhti hai, bistar ke us paar Arpita towel ko haath me liye khadi thi. Arpita ko dekhte hi Neha use khinch ke niche apne samne bitha deti hain aur pichle raat ki haseen dastaan batane lagi.
Arpita apni mooh pe haath rakhke, ekdam badi badi aankho ke saath Neha ko dekhne lag gayi "vaah meri sherni, pehle date me itna kuch ho gaya..dusre date ka pata nahi kya hoga! Hayee!".
"Oh shut up Arpi!" Neha ek chamat lagati hain apni saheli ki peeth par.
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Aakhirkar dekhte hi dekhte Sunday aajata hain aur hamesha ki tarah us din Neha aaram se deri se uthti thi. Khair, is baar jaise hi ubasi leti hui uth gayi, tabhi apni bistar pe ek packet nazar ayi. Packet ko leke, jaise hi andar dekhi to hairan reh gayi.
Packet ke andar ek bada sa Chocolate Box tha, jise dekh Neha ko kuch kuch shaq hone lagi aur tabhi kamre ka darwaja khul jaata hain aur ek awaaz sunayi de padta hain "ehmm! Kya andar aane ka ijazat hai!".
Awaaz pehchante hi Neha khushi se jhoom uthi "chachaji! Cmmon! Yeh jokes purane ho chuke hain, andar aaa bhi jao!".
Foran darwaza khulke andar pravesh karta hain Prakash, jise dekh foran Neha uth jaati hain aur seedhe gale mil leti hain. Jab kass ke gale lagi to swabhavik Neha ki moti moti stan t-shirt ke andar se hi apne chacha ke chaati pe dhass jaati hain, lekin apne bhatiji se di gayi is ehsaas ko kabu kar leta Prakash aur normal vyavahar karne lagta hain, hala ke use maza to khoob aya stan ke ehsaas se.
Neha : yeh chocolates dekhte hi main samajh gayi thi!
Prakash : are pagli! Teri pasand mujhe nahi malum, to kise malum hogi?
Neha : aakhirkar aap aa hi gaye! Chachi nahi aayi?
Prakash : voh yaha ayegi? Bilkul nahi...aj Sunday hai! Uski lambi chaudi planning hai, parlor se leke shopping tak!
Dono chacha bhatiji has padte hain aur tabhi Prakash mudde pe aaajate hain.
Prakash : beta, main warden se milke aa raha hoon! Kaafi saaf sutri record hai! I am happy.
Kuch pal ke liye Neha ki jaan me jaan aagayi thi, use laga ke kahin us raat ki baat ki zikar to nahi hogi! Lekin phir chacha ke mooh se taarif sunke, khud ko mann hi mann shabashi dene lagi.
Prakash : beta, ab main kuch kaam ki baat par aajata hoon! (Apne laptop bag me se ek bada sa file nikalta hua) lo, sign karlo inme!
Neha : chachaji! Jaydaat aaphi ki hain! Aap to dekhbhal kar hi rahe hain... phir.....
Prakash : main janta hoon beti! Tu apne liye zyada kuch nahi chahti hain...lekin shayad yeh paise kam aajaye teri bhavishya ke liye.
Neha : aap thik kehte ho! Lekin, meri asli iccha yeh hai ke in paiso ke kuch hisse koi charity ya trust pe jaye, taaki logon ka bhala ho! Mujhe apne liye bhala kitna chahiye!
Prakash : wah Neha! Kitni badi ho gayi hai tu. Bhai sahab aur bhabhi zinda hote, to...... khair, ab zidd mat kar! Yeh sign vakeel ko dikhane bhi to paregi mujhe! Aur hai to yeh teri hi! Main to bas rakhwala hoon beta! Par aaj tu 21 ki ho gayi hain.. isliye ab shaan se apni daulat me apni haq jama! (Muskurake)
Neha : ok chachaji! Jaise aap thik samjhe! (Pen leke bina padhe hi ek ek panne pe sign karne lagi)
Prakash : beta yeh kya?? Padh to leti thik se! Tu bhi na...
Neha : padhna kya chachaji? Aap koi galat agreement thodi na layenge! Aur font ka size to dekho! Baap re.... magnifying glaas lagake padhni padegi! (Masoom ansaaz me haske)
Prakash bhi muskurata hua file le leta hai aur apne bhatiji ke maathe ko choomke uth jaata thain bistar pe se. Hostel ke bahaar tak Neha unhe chorne aati hain ke tabhi Prakash achanak ruk jaata hain aur uski aur dekhne laga.
Neha : (muskurati hui) aise kya dekh rahe hai?
Prakash : beta! Tere chachi aur mera koi santan to hai nahi! Ek tu hi hai...khair, sign karke tune dil ka bhoj halka kar diya mera! Apna khayal rakh aur padhai me dhyan de bas!
Itna kehke Prakash ek cab liye vaha se chala jaata hain aur Neha khushi khushi vapas jaane lagi apne kamre me. Vaha pahuchte hi apni phone ko haath me liye let jaati hain. Tabhi WhatsApp se Mehul ka ek message screen pe chalakne laga. Neha ne fir gaur kiya ke voh ek card jaisa kuch tha.
Us card ko click karte hi, do dilon ke apas me ragadne ki animation hoti hain aur kuch aisa likha hua milta hain :
"Dil ke paas tum hi tum samayi hui ho!"
"Jab bhi andar jhaankta hoon, tumhe paata hoon!"
"Bhaag ke kahaan jaogi bhala! Kass ke apne rooh ke bhitar tumhe chupa ke rakhta hoon!".
Yeh padhte hi Neha khushi khushi apni phone ko seene se lagaye let jaati hain aur baar baar aankhe band kiye, us raat ke manzar ko yaad karne lag jaati hain. Voh honton ka chuna, voh stan ka haath se sehla jaana...yeh sab ghadiya ko yaad karke Neha apni sudol tangon ko apas me ragadne lag jaati hain aur Mehul ke honton ko yaad karke, apni rasiley honton ko apas me ragad leti hain.
"I love you Mehul!" Ek baar khud se kehti hain aur ek choti si neend lene lagi. Uski yeh sab harkatein, bathroom ke paas towel lapete huye Arpita dekhi jaa rahi thi aur phir mann hi mann boli "ghodi kahin ki! Dekho to kaise prem me lachak rahi hai, lagta hai agla date jald hone vali hain! Hmmm".
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Vaha dusre aur, kareeb shaam ke samay, ek lamba safar karke aakhirkar Prakash apne bhatiji ki hostel se seedha apne ghar pahuch jaata hain. Bangla kaafi alarshit tha, aur itne bade ghar pe Prakash apne patni Damini ke saath rehta tha.
Safar ki thakavat ke vajah se foran, apne briefcase ko sofe pe phenke seedha apne ghar ke mini bar tak jaata hain. Ek bottle whiskey liye bina glass ya sode ke sahare, seedha ghapp karke apne mooh me leleta hain. Ek lambe ghont ke baad, bottle ko jhatke me niche rakh deta hain aur baar baar voh manzaar yaad karne laga, jab Neha ki moti kasi hui stan uske chaati se dhass gaya tha, jhappi ke dauran. Phir uske phool jaise hont aur surayidar gardan.
Baar baar, bhatiji ki stan ke golayi ko yaad karke phir ek ghont whiskey ka leleta hain ke tabhi, vaha seediyon se ek chiffon saree aur sleeveless blouse pehni hui ek behad sudol aurat niche aane lagi. Umar kareeb 37 se 38 saal ki thi aur chehre pe raub saaf nazar aati thi. Yeh thi Damini, Prakash ki patni aur Neha ki chachi.
"Aagaye pyari bhatiji se milke?" Sofe pe bethe apni iphone haath me pakde, punchne lagi Damini. Foran ek glass whiskey apne patni ko offer karke Prakash vahi baju ke sofe pe beth jaata hain.
Prakash : bilkul! Mil bhi liya aur sign bhi le aya! (Apne glass se cheers karke)
Damini : matlab....Neha....Neha ne...documents...(apni utsah sambhalti hui)
Prakash ek ghoont me pura glass khatam kar leta hain aur apne patni ki aur muskurate huye dekhne laga "yes darling!" Phir, haste huye "Us bewakoof ladki ne saare ke saare documents sign kar di hain!".
Yeh sunte hi Damini ki aankhe chamak uthi aur apni glass aage kar di "please dear! Ek aur ho jaye! Yeh mera sabse khaas din hai!".
"Mera bhi sweetheart!" Do do glass me aur ek baar whiskey daalta hua. "Apne chacha pe itna bharosa hai, ke bina badli hui vasiyat ko padhe hi, bechari ne sign kar di!". Itna kehke Prakash jee kholke hasne laga aur uske saath saath Damini bhi has padi.
Ek baar phir dono apne apne jaam ko apas me takrate hain aur tabhot Damini ne pucha "aage kya plan hai?".
Haath me thaame jaam ko ek ghont me peeke Prakash pure hosh aur josh me bol para "Plan simple hai darling! Ab jab sign mil hi chuki hain, to Neha ki ab hume koi zaroorat nahi!".
Damini ki aankhe kuch badi si ho gayi "kehna kya chahte ho tum?"
Prakash apne patni ki aankho me aankhe milake, chehre pe katilana muskaan laake kehne laga
"Matlab saaf hai! Neha ko hamesha ke liye raste se hata denge!" Ek baar phir jaam pike Prakash bolne laga
Damini ki aankhe badi ho gayi "aur tumhara matlab...."
Prakash phir se do glass jaam banate huye "bilkul! Neha ko ab zinda rehne ki aur koi zaroorat nahi, use hum maar dalenge!".
Damini hairani se apne pati ko dekhne lagi. Use malum thi ke Prakash aise mamlo me mazak nahi karta tha.
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Duniya mein kayi tarah ki lalach dekhne ko mil jaati hai.... jaise dhan ka lalach, paiso ka lalach, zameen jaydaad ka lalal, blog vilas ka lalach, sambhog ka lalach...
aur lalach hi aisi ek cheej hai jiske chalte nsaan Haivaan banne mein der nahi karta.... kisi cheej ko paane ki lalcha mein aise kadam utha lete hai jo soch se bhi pare ho.... paane ki is chaahat aur lalcha ke chalte kabhi kabhi apno ko hi bali chadha deta hai kuch ek lobhi insaan...
lalach unhe itna andha kar deta hai ki paane ki lalcha mein jiske sath anyaay kar raha hai wo uske apne hi the....
is kahani ke Prakash aur uski biwi damini bhi in lalchi se insaano se alag nahi....
dono hi bina santan ke the to kya hua neha to thi na beti ke roop mein... jo unlogo ko apne mata pita ka darza deti thi... aankh mund kar viswash karti thi...
lekin paiso zameen jaydaad ke lalach ke chalte ye dono us masoom ki pyar viswash ka galat faida uthake saare jameen jaydaad apne naam kar liye dhokhe se... usse bhi jee nahi bhara to ab apni bhatiji neha ko jaan se hi maarne wale hai.... are yun hi maang lete neha se wo to khushi khushi sab kuch undono ke naam kar deti.... uske pyar aur atut viswash ko tod ne ki kya jarurat thi...
kya hoga jab neha ko ye pata chalegi ye baat ki uske khud ke sage chacha chachi ne dhokha diya ab ushe jaan se maarne wale hai... uske dil pe kya bitegi....
Khair....... ye to duniya ki reet jahaan achhai hoti waha burayi bhi... kabhi kabhi ye burayi achhai par havi hone ki koshish karte jaise is kahani mein ho raha hai..
dekhna ye hai kya is baar burayi, lalach ki jeet hogi ya hamesha ki tarah ant mein achhai ki hi jeet hogi...
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills writer sahab
aur lalach hi aisi ek cheej hai jiske chalte nsaan Haivaan banne mein der nahi karta.... kisi cheej ko paane ki lalcha mein aise kadam utha lete hai jo soch se bhi pare ho.... paane ki is chaahat aur lalcha ke chalte kabhi kabhi apno ko hi bali chadha deta hai kuch ek lobhi insaan...
lalach unhe itna andha kar deta hai ki paane ki lalcha mein jiske sath anyaay kar raha hai wo uske apne hi the....
is kahani ke Prakash aur uski biwi damini bhi in lalchi se insaano se alag nahi....
dono hi bina santan ke the to kya hua neha to thi na beti ke roop mein... jo unlogo ko apne mata pita ka darza deti thi... aankh mund kar viswash karti thi...
lekin paiso zameen jaydaad ke lalach ke chalte ye dono us masoom ki pyar viswash ka galat faida uthake saare jameen jaydaad apne naam kar liye dhokhe se... usse bhi jee nahi bhara to ab apni bhatiji neha ko jaan se hi maarne wale hai.... are yun hi maang lete neha se wo to khushi khushi sab kuch undono ke naam kar deti.... uske pyar aur atut viswash ko tod ne ki kya jarurat thi...
kya hoga jab neha ko ye pata chalegi ye baat ki uske khud ke sage chacha chachi ne dhokha diya ab ushe jaan se maarne wale hai... uske dil pe kya bitegi....
Khair....... ye to duniya ki reet jahaan achhai hoti waha burayi bhi... kabhi kabhi ye burayi achhai par havi hone ki koshish karte jaise is kahani mein ho raha hai..
dekhna ye hai kya is baar burayi, lalach ki jeet hogi ya hamesha ki tarah ant mein achhai ki hi jeet hogi...
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills writer sahab
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Bhaag 3
Bhale hi Damini apne pati ko bhali bhanti jaanti thi, lekin abhi in baaton ko sunke uski aankhe chaudi ho gayi "Prakash, kya maine sahi suna?" Bade hairat ke saath usne yeh sawal aage rakkhi, jiske jawab mein Prakash haan mein sar hilata hain "sau aane sach darling!".
Damini : dekho, sign to hume mil hi gayi hain! To fir yeh sab....
Prakash : (tez awaaz me) yehi sab zaruri hai darling!! Main apne paiso ke ird gird kisi ko nahi chahta! Aur kal kya bharosa, agar yeh ladki apni haq jamane lag gayi to??? Nahi Damini! Is kaante ko hamesha ke liye hi hatana hoga! Jald se jald...
Damini : hmmmm! Yeh bhi sach hai...(Apni iphone ko pyar se chooti hui) bechari Neha! Voh to sapne me bhi nahi soch sakti ke uska saga chacha itna kamina ho sakta hai! (Muskurake)
Prakash : hmmm voh to hai! (Kaatilana muskaan liye) vaise, will ko badalne me, hamare vakeel sahab ka bhi badiya haath tha! Khair, is kaam me koi jaldi nahi! Aaram se sochenge! (Jaam banate huye)
Phir ek baar, mann hi mann Prakash jaam pite huye, apne bhatiji ki sudol jism ke baare me sochta gaya aur kuch plan banane me jut gaya. Pati ko khush dekhke Damini khud khush thi. Aakhir Neha to use kabhi bhi pasand hi nahi thi, lekin daulat ke liye dhong karna zaroori ho jaati hain!
Chacha chachi ke is roop se Neha door door tak wakif nahi thi.
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Agle din :
College ki recess ke dauran Mehul phir ek baar Neha ke saath khaana khaane beth gaya aur is baar bejhijhak uski haath ko pakad ke rakha tha. Us raat ke haseen date ke baad, yeh dono aur khul chuke the ek dusre se.
Mehul : Neha, aise chup chup ke milna kab tak chalega? Ek propper date to banta hai
Neha : (Mehul ke chehre ke bhav dekhkar) lagta hai janab ruthe huye hain! Hmmm...us raat pet nahi bhari hogi shayad! (Haske)
Mehul : yaar, jabse tumhari yeh naya warden ayi hui hai, yeh hostel to jail ban gayi hai maano! 9 baje ke baad nikalna band!! Yeh koi baat hui?
Neha : (haske) kaun Ramola ma'am? Haan kuch zyada hi strict hai, lekin dil ki buri nahi! Lekin (Mehul ko gaur se dekhti hui) lagta hai janab kisi aur karan se bhi rutha hua hain!
Mehul : tum to expert ho ehm mauke pe dhoka dene ke liye! (Muh phed ke)
Neha : are bas bas! Vaise bhi...kal jo bhi hua..voh.....
Mehul : hmmmm, voh kya?...
Neha : voh...hmm kuch khaas nahi tha!.
Mehul : acchha! Ruko zara agle date tak! Agar aasman pe taare nahi dikhaye, to bolna!
Neha : are are relax! Tum to voh kya kehte hain.....haan 'pagal premiyon' ki tarah bartav kar rahe ho!.
Yeh kehke Neha hasne lagi aur bas phool jaise honton pe yeh hansi dekhke Mehul hamesha kayal ho jaata tha. Un haseen labo ko phir ek baar chumne ke liye taras raha tha.
Tabhi vaha Arpita aajaati hain aur bich me ek kursi leke beth jaati hain. Voh baari baari dono premiyo ko dekhne lagi aur khaasne ka natak ki. Mehul aur Neha achanak uske aur dekhne lage, shayad bhul gaye the ke koi teesra bhi maujud thi.
Arpita : sach me Neha! Yeh bechara apne date ke second innings ke liye taras raha hain! Ek kaam karle, main aur Mehul apne apne kamre exchange kar lete hain! Kyon sahi hai na? (Mehul ki aur dekhke) saari raat ise bahon me jakad ke rakhna!
Neha : (peeth pe ek thapki deke) Arpi!!!! Phir shuru ho gayi tu!
Mehul : (mazakiya andaz me) vaise, room me aa to sakta hoon...lekin...tumhe jaane ki zaroorat nahi Arpita! Teeno ek saath rahenge! (Aankh marke)
Arpita : (hairan hoke uth jaati hain) ewww! Na baba na, threesome me mujhe koi dilchaspi nahi hai! Anyway,tum laila majnu yehi raho, main to chali!
Arpita ke jaane ke baad Neha aur Mehul ek dusre me hi kho jaate hain. Inke table se thodi hi doori pe ek aur table pe bethe thi Parul aur Rahul ka dost Aashish. Is baat ki jankaari Mehul ko nahi tha ke kabhi kabhi Parul aur Aashish ek dusre se alag se mil bhi lete the.
Aashish : kya dekhe jaa rahi ho Parul?
Parul : kasam se, us Neha ko dekhke meri khoon kholne lagti hain! Ab us bitch ne Mehul ko bhi phasa ke rakhi hai!
Aashish : hmmm to yeh baat hai! Mehul tumhe bhav nahi deta, isliye yeh ghussa? (Pakoda khata hua)
Parul : itni si baat hoti, to bhi thik tha! Lekin...
Aashish : lekin kya??
Parul : yeh ladki meri sports record ki bhi dhajjiya uda rahi hai!
Aakash : accha? Voh kaise bhala? (Samosa pe ek tadga bite leke)
Parul : (Neha ko kuch der tak chidke dekhne lagi, phir Aashish ki aur) hamesha Bandminton ke finals me yeh jeet jaati hain! Is kutiya aur kitni attention milegi! (Coffee peeke, cup ko patak deti hain table pe thodi zor se)
Aashish : aur ek yeh janab hai! Mehul bhai. Pure lattoo ho gaye hain pyar mein!
Parul : malum nahi aisa kya hai us Neha mein! Jo Mehul ekdam deewano ki tarah uske piche pad gaya hain! Damn...
Aashish mann hi mann Neha ko Parul se tulna karke laga aur khud se kehne laga "Parul, ab tumse kya kahoon! Neha ki gadrayapan ka koi muqabala hi nahi... Mehul ka kya dosh, college ka har ladka iska ras peene ke liye taraste honge! Yaha tak ke.. main bhi!"
Parul : (Aashish ko khoya hua dekhke) kya sochne lage?
Aashish : hmmm... yehi ke, yeh Mehul to sach me uska deewana ho gaya hain. Aur lagta hain Neha bhi use utna hi pyar karti hai! Khair, tum apne match ki socho! Neha ko takkar dena aasan nahi hoga.
Parul : is baar finals to main ise harake hi rahungi! That bitch!
Aise hi dono yaha vaha ke baatein karne lage aur dekhte hi dekhte Badminton finals aajate hain.
Dono Neha aur Parul ko ab bas finals ki intezar thi.
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Final match ke din :
Saare ke saare students ikhatta ho gaye apne apne seat pe. Neha ki request ke anusar Prakash bhi aaya tha us din aur vahi, Arpita ke baju me beth jaata hain.
Hamesha ki tarah, Neha vapas Parul se takkar karne lagi aur ek ghamasam match hui dono mein. Shuttlecock pe dono ladkiya baari baari vaar kare lage aur Audience me betha Mehul aur Arpita Neha ko cheer karte gaye. Par, Neha to pehle se hi atal thi. Ek ke baad ek shot deti rahi aur Parul duvidha me pad jaati hain.
Ek ghamasam match hone lag gayi dono ladkiyon mein aur pure audience ki nazar unpe chipki rahi.
Aakhri ke do shot ki baari jab aayi to Neha ne fir ek baar baazi maar li aur jeet ki ghoshna uske prati ho jaati hain. Arpita khushi khushi apni jagah se khadi ho gayi, jab speaker se zor se sunayi diya :
"And the winner is Neha Mehra from Section B!"
Announcement sunte hi, ek tez ghusse ke saath Parul apni racket ko niche patak deti hain aur apni dressing room me chal deti hain. Neha ko sab ke sab cheer karne lage, ke tabhi use Prakash nazar aayi.
"Chachaji!!!" daudti hui, Neha seedha apne chacha ke gale lag jaata hain aur is bahane fir ek baar apne chaati pe bhatiji ki stan ka dabav ka anand lene laga Prakash, jiske jee me aya ke peeth ki naram pasine me latpat maas ko dabade, lekin phir kabu kar liya khud pe.
Prakash : well done beta! Mazaa aagaya! Bhai, apne time me, main sports me badiya tha! Vaise, stamina badiya hai tera Neha! Good.
Neha : bas bas! (Muskurake) taarif ki kuch to limit rakhiye chachaji! Aap bhi na...
Prakash : hmmmm ok! Ummm ek kaam kar, tu fresh ho jaa..aaj ka dinner mere taraf se hoga! Apne jitne bhi saheliyan aur dost hai, sab ko bulale jaake! (Sar pe haath pherta hua)
Neha muskurake fresh hone chali jaati hain. Jaldi jaldi chalne ke dauran uski nitamb mast andaaz me hilne lagi, jise dekh Prakash ke lund me khoon tezi se daudne lag gaya aur apne coat ke asthin ko jakadke apne hawas ko dabane lag gaya "is meethe fal ko phenkne se pehle, ek baar to chakkhe dekhna to parega! Kasam se, bhabhi ne kya pari ko janam diya hai!" Khud se baatein karne hi lagi ke tabhi piche se ek awaaz aati hain "umm uncle?".
Hosh me aake Prakash Arpita ko baju me khadi hui paata hain aur dono aise hi baatein karne lag gaye. Tabhi, Prakash apna pehla dav khelna shuru kar deta hain.
Prakash : Arpita beti, vaise to ek ajeeb si sawal hai, lekin... Kya Neha ka koi dushman vagera hai ki college me?
Arpita : yeh aap kyon puchne lage uncle?
Prakash : are nahi nahi... Aisi baat nahi, darasal... eklauti bhatiji hain, upar se itna accha record. Thodi si chinta to hogi na beta!
Arpita : (kuch sochke) uncle, darasal.....
Prakash : haan, haan bolo!
Arpita Prakash ko Neha aur Parul ke chattis ki akhhre ke baare me batati hain. Aur yeh bhi bata deti hain kaise baar baar Parul uski insult bhi karti thi canteen me. Yeh saari baatein sunke Prakash ne mann hi mann Parul se milne ka thaan liya.
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Usi din, raat ke kareeb 9 baje :
Prakash Neha, Aprita, Mehul aur Aashish, in sabko dinner pe bahaar le jaata hain. Apne chacha ke company milke Neha bahut khush thi, ke tabhi Prakash ek special cake mangvata hain, jo puri chocolate thi aur ek Badminton racket ka design bana hua tha upar ki aur. Neha khushi se jhoom uthi, us cake ko dekhkar aur Neha ko khush dekhkar Mehul bhi khush hua. Aksar muskurate huye uski hont aur zyada rasiley dikhte the aur yeh Mehul ko deewana bana deta tha.
Dinner to badiya gaya aur Prakash apne hi gaadi me sabko college chod deta hain, aur khud bhi gaadi se utar jaata hain. Sab ke jaane ke baad, Neha Prakash, aamna saamna hote hain.
Neha : chachaji, aap bhi andar aa rahe hain?
Prakash : beti, teri warden se kuch baat karni thi!
Neha : kis baare me?
Prakash : tu bhi na! Are pagli kahin ki, teri 21 saal ab puri ho gayi hai, aur har saal ki tarah is baar bhi teri janamdin dhoom dhaam se hogi! Isliye teri ek din pure off ke liye madam se permission bhi to chahiye!
Neha : ohhh ho!
Prakash : pagli kahin ki! Itna khaas din main aise hi jaane doo? Aur haan...saare ke saare dost bhi vaha maujud chahiye mujhe! Teri chachi ne bahut kuch plan kiya hai...aur (kuch rukke) maine bhi!
Chacha ko khushi khushi alvida kehke, Neha muskurake apne room ki aur chali jaati hain, bina yeh baat jaane ke uski day off ka permission to bahut pehle hi uske chacha ne Ramola se le liya tha.
Neha ko apne building me ghuste dekh, Prakash ahista se building ke dusre section me jaane laga, jahaan Parul ki room thi.
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Parul ke room me :
Parul : aap ko mujhse kya kaam Mr Prakash?
Prakash : match accha khelti ho!
Parul : please, mudde pe aayiye! Meri roommate aati hi hogi kuch hi der mein!
Prakash : I am sure tum chahti ho ke Neha is competition se hamesha ke liye hat jaye, right?
Parul : (kuch hairani se) aap..kehna kya chahte ho?
Prakash : fridge me beer Veer to hoga na? Leke ajao do do can! Cmmon!
Parul samajh jaati ke Prakash pahucha hua aadmi tha, ek kaatil muskaan deke, do beer ke can laati hain aur dono aamne saamne beth jaate hain.
Prakash : main khud chahta hoon ke Neha is competition se hat jaye! Aur tum jeet jao!
Parul : Mr Prakash! Aap.... Neha ke hi uncle hai na? (Sip leke)
Prakash : ofcoarse! Woh bhi saga. Lekin zaroori to nahi ke saga uncle pyar aur sneh dikhaye! (Haske)
Parul hairan reh gayi Prakash ke ravvaiye se. Tabhi Prakash apna plan batane lagi use. Plan ko sunte sunte Parul ki aankhe chaudi ho gayi aur thodi si hichakne lagi.
Prakash : kyon beta! Plan pasand nahi aaya?
Parul : Mr Prakash, aap to manjhe huye khiladi malum hote hain! Apne hi bhatiji ke drugs dena chahte hain?? Wow...hats off to men like you!
Prakash : isme tumhare faide ke saath saath, mera bhi bahut faida hai!
Parul : isme main kya kar sakti hoon?
Prakash : (sip leke) ab bholi mat bano! Tumhari saheliyon ne khud kaha hai ke tum khud chupke se drugs leti bhi ho, aur kuch packets supply bhi karti ho paiso ke liye.
Parul ghabra jaati hain. Yeh baat sirf uski khaas saheliyon ko malum thi. Kuch ghabrake voh Prakash ki aur dekhne lagi. Prakash beer ke can ko pakde muskurate huye uski aur dekhe jaa raha tha "kya hua? Zubaan ruk kyon gayi??".
Parul : nnn.. nahi aisi baat nahi! Lekin drugs leke is tarah party me aana....risky to nahi!
Prakash : suno meri baat! Agar tumne yeh kaam karne se inkaar kiya, to yeh raaz warden ke cabin pahuch jayegi! Aur phir tum hamesha ke liye hostel aur college, dono se expell ho sakti ho! Isliye be smart, aur mere anusar kaam karo!
Parul kuch kehne hi wali thi ke tabhi Prakash usse uski Upi maangti hain. Parul ne jhijhakte huye jaise hi apni upi batayi, foran uski mobile pe ek mesaage aati hain, jisme likha yeh tha ke ek lakh rupaye uske account pe agaye the. Message padhke Parul mann hi mann khushi se jhoom uthi aur Prakash ki aur dekhne lagi
Prakash : tumhe motivation ki zaroorat hai na? To yeh lo! Aur packet mere haath me aane ke baad, ek aur laakh tumhare account me! Okay?
Parul Prakash ki ada se khush thi, aur adat se majboor jaane se pehle Prakash usii hatheli ko leke, halka sa choom leta hain. Prakash ke tharkipan se Parul kuch irritate hui, lekin apni account me paise jama dekhke, mann hi mann thaan li is plan ko kamyab karne ke liye. Aakhir yeh to sau aana sach thi ke Neha ab uske bardaasht ke bahaar jaa chuki thi.
Us raat Parul ko acchi neend aayi.
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Agle din, recess me College ke bagiche me Neha aur Mehul ek ped ke tale bethe rahe. Canteen se door hoke, dono chain ki saas le rahe the. Bechari Arpita, akele hi table pe bete, khaana kha rahi thi aaj. Tabhi vaha Parul apne do khaas saheliyon ke saath tapak pari. Uske maujudgi dekhke bhi Arpita ignore karne lagi.
Saheli 1 : bade nakhre dikha rahi hai! Kyon Parul?
Parul : lagta hain Neha ki jism ki garmi itni badh gayi, ke Mehul ka company ke alava aur koi raas nahi aayi!
Arpita : (ghusse me upar dekhti hui) just shut up and get lost! Mujhe in baaton ka koi farak nahi padta! Aur haan miss universe! Agli baar apni yeh ada match pe dikhana!
Parul : (ghusse me samne rakhe plate ko phenk deti hain aur niche jhukke Arpita ki asthin jakad leti hain) BITCH! kya boli?? Teri us Neha ko agar maine lifetime ke liye nahi hatayi competition se, to main bhi Parul nahi!
Itna kehke Parul apni saheliyon ke saath matakti hui vaha se chali jaati hain. Arpita apni asthin thik karke, khaana khaane lagi. Parul ki harkaton ko ignore karne ki adat ho chuki thi use.
Vaha dusre aur, pedh ke niche bethe Neha aur Mehul ek dusre ka haath share, ek dusre me khoye rahe.
Mehul : Neha, kya tumhare uncle ne sachme party ka plan bana liya hai?
Neha : bilkul! Chachaji mere birthday kabhi nahi bhoolte! Mom aur dad ke jaane ke baad, bas chacha aur chachi hi hain! (Phir gaur se Mehul ko dekhke) hmmmmm lekin janab kyon mayus hai?
Mehul : nahi yaar! Bas aise hi....choro!
Neha : Mehul, kya baat hai?
Mehul : bas yehi ke, us din maine ek chota sa plan banaya tha..tumhe kahin...le jaane ke liye!
Neha : oh ho! To yeh baat hai...does it matter? Are chachaji ke parties to bahut badiya hote hain! Aur phir vaha pe...bhi to main saath to rahungi na!
Mehul : bilkul! (Nakhre dikhake) aur humare darmiyan rahenge tumhare Prakash uncle! Kabab me haddi banke! Wow...what a offer.... thank you ma'am!
Mehul ke is ada pe Neha hasne lagi aur khud hi apne chehre ko aage le aati hain. Haseen chehra aur gulab ke ras bhare honton ko dekhke Mehul pighalne laga aur foran apne hont ko jod deta hain. Pedh ke chav me do premi phir ek baar ek dusre ke raspaan karne lage.
Aakhirkar recess khatam ho jaata hain aur badi mushkil se dono alag hoke apne apne class pe jaane lage, lekin haan, ek dusre ke ras ko honton pe liye.
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Us raat, Prakash aur Damini, will pe ki gayi sign ki khushi me ek dusre ke prati kamuk ho uthe. Damini ko vaise bhi mehengi gown pehnne ki shauk thi aur khaas karke kaale rang ki satin wali, jise dekh Prakash baar baar apne hosh khone me majboor ho jaata tha.
Kamre me keval ek hi lamp ko jalaye, Damini apni gown dhili kar deti hain, jisse uski gori sudol jism ki bra aur lacy panty ka andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha. Apni lachakdaar gaand ko matkaye voh bistar pe uth jaati hain, jahaan Prakash keval kaccha pehne, intezar kar raha tha, lete huye.
"Ab bijliyan kam girao! Aur bahon me aajao!!" Kacche me hi apne lund ko masalte huye Prakash bol para aur Damini bhi gown puri nikalke, ekdam adhnangan avastha me seedha pati ke bahon me let jaati hain. Dino mia biwi ke hont mil uthe aur Prakash ka haath piche jaake bra ke straps ko ek ek karke kholne laga.
Bra ko kaid hote dekh Damini sisakne lagi aur Prakash apne patni ke upar letke, ek haath se stan ko ek ek karke dabane lag gaya aur dusre haath se lamp ko bujha deta hain.
Raat bhar pyar hi pyar hua aur phir ek zordaar chudai. Is chudai ke dauran baar baar Damini ke chehre ko Neha ke chehre pe badalte dekh raha tha Prakash, aur us hisab se ukse gati me badauti aane laga.
"Aaahh aaah oh Prakash! ....itne bekabu pehle kabhi nahi dekhi tumhe hote huye! Aah...yeh aaj kya ho gaya?" Apni choot ke andar lund ke baar baar akraman se Damini sisak sisak ke puchne lagi, lekin Prakash ne koi jawab nahi diya, bas chudai pe atal raha.
"Aaaah uff aur karo Prakash! Aaaah! Uufff!! "
Lekin Prakash ke mann me kuch aur hi sisakne ki awaazen chal rahi thi -
"Ohhh chachaji! Aaah aur karo! Aaaaah aaah"
Mann hi mann me, Prakash Neha ko basaye, apne patni ko bhogta gaya. Puri raat yuhi kamukta se guzarti gayi. Kuch pal ke baad mia biwi jhadkar vahi dher ho jaate hain aur Prakash besabri se janamdin ki utsav ka rah dekhte dekhte so gaya.
Aage kya hoga, yeh to aanewala kal hi batayega!
Bhale hi Damini apne pati ko bhali bhanti jaanti thi, lekin abhi in baaton ko sunke uski aankhe chaudi ho gayi "Prakash, kya maine sahi suna?" Bade hairat ke saath usne yeh sawal aage rakkhi, jiske jawab mein Prakash haan mein sar hilata hain "sau aane sach darling!".
Damini : dekho, sign to hume mil hi gayi hain! To fir yeh sab....
Prakash : (tez awaaz me) yehi sab zaruri hai darling!! Main apne paiso ke ird gird kisi ko nahi chahta! Aur kal kya bharosa, agar yeh ladki apni haq jamane lag gayi to??? Nahi Damini! Is kaante ko hamesha ke liye hi hatana hoga! Jald se jald...
Damini : hmmmm! Yeh bhi sach hai...(Apni iphone ko pyar se chooti hui) bechari Neha! Voh to sapne me bhi nahi soch sakti ke uska saga chacha itna kamina ho sakta hai! (Muskurake)
Prakash : hmmm voh to hai! (Kaatilana muskaan liye) vaise, will ko badalne me, hamare vakeel sahab ka bhi badiya haath tha! Khair, is kaam me koi jaldi nahi! Aaram se sochenge! (Jaam banate huye)
Phir ek baar, mann hi mann Prakash jaam pite huye, apne bhatiji ki sudol jism ke baare me sochta gaya aur kuch plan banane me jut gaya. Pati ko khush dekhke Damini khud khush thi. Aakhir Neha to use kabhi bhi pasand hi nahi thi, lekin daulat ke liye dhong karna zaroori ho jaati hain!
Chacha chachi ke is roop se Neha door door tak wakif nahi thi.
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Agle din :
College ki recess ke dauran Mehul phir ek baar Neha ke saath khaana khaane beth gaya aur is baar bejhijhak uski haath ko pakad ke rakha tha. Us raat ke haseen date ke baad, yeh dono aur khul chuke the ek dusre se.
Mehul : Neha, aise chup chup ke milna kab tak chalega? Ek propper date to banta hai
Neha : (Mehul ke chehre ke bhav dekhkar) lagta hai janab ruthe huye hain! Hmmm...us raat pet nahi bhari hogi shayad! (Haske)
Mehul : yaar, jabse tumhari yeh naya warden ayi hui hai, yeh hostel to jail ban gayi hai maano! 9 baje ke baad nikalna band!! Yeh koi baat hui?
Neha : (haske) kaun Ramola ma'am? Haan kuch zyada hi strict hai, lekin dil ki buri nahi! Lekin (Mehul ko gaur se dekhti hui) lagta hai janab kisi aur karan se bhi rutha hua hain!
Mehul : tum to expert ho ehm mauke pe dhoka dene ke liye! (Muh phed ke)
Neha : are bas bas! Vaise bhi...kal jo bhi hua..voh.....
Mehul : hmmmm, voh kya?...
Neha : voh...hmm kuch khaas nahi tha!.
Mehul : acchha! Ruko zara agle date tak! Agar aasman pe taare nahi dikhaye, to bolna!
Neha : are are relax! Tum to voh kya kehte hain.....haan 'pagal premiyon' ki tarah bartav kar rahe ho!.
Yeh kehke Neha hasne lagi aur bas phool jaise honton pe yeh hansi dekhke Mehul hamesha kayal ho jaata tha. Un haseen labo ko phir ek baar chumne ke liye taras raha tha.
Tabhi vaha Arpita aajaati hain aur bich me ek kursi leke beth jaati hain. Voh baari baari dono premiyo ko dekhne lagi aur khaasne ka natak ki. Mehul aur Neha achanak uske aur dekhne lage, shayad bhul gaye the ke koi teesra bhi maujud thi.
Arpita : sach me Neha! Yeh bechara apne date ke second innings ke liye taras raha hain! Ek kaam karle, main aur Mehul apne apne kamre exchange kar lete hain! Kyon sahi hai na? (Mehul ki aur dekhke) saari raat ise bahon me jakad ke rakhna!
Neha : (peeth pe ek thapki deke) Arpi!!!! Phir shuru ho gayi tu!
Mehul : (mazakiya andaz me) vaise, room me aa to sakta hoon...lekin...tumhe jaane ki zaroorat nahi Arpita! Teeno ek saath rahenge! (Aankh marke)
Arpita : (hairan hoke uth jaati hain) ewww! Na baba na, threesome me mujhe koi dilchaspi nahi hai! Anyway,tum laila majnu yehi raho, main to chali!
Arpita ke jaane ke baad Neha aur Mehul ek dusre me hi kho jaate hain. Inke table se thodi hi doori pe ek aur table pe bethe thi Parul aur Rahul ka dost Aashish. Is baat ki jankaari Mehul ko nahi tha ke kabhi kabhi Parul aur Aashish ek dusre se alag se mil bhi lete the.
Aashish : kya dekhe jaa rahi ho Parul?
Parul : kasam se, us Neha ko dekhke meri khoon kholne lagti hain! Ab us bitch ne Mehul ko bhi phasa ke rakhi hai!
Aashish : hmmm to yeh baat hai! Mehul tumhe bhav nahi deta, isliye yeh ghussa? (Pakoda khata hua)
Parul : itni si baat hoti, to bhi thik tha! Lekin...
Aashish : lekin kya??
Parul : yeh ladki meri sports record ki bhi dhajjiya uda rahi hai!
Aakash : accha? Voh kaise bhala? (Samosa pe ek tadga bite leke)
Parul : (Neha ko kuch der tak chidke dekhne lagi, phir Aashish ki aur) hamesha Bandminton ke finals me yeh jeet jaati hain! Is kutiya aur kitni attention milegi! (Coffee peeke, cup ko patak deti hain table pe thodi zor se)
Aashish : aur ek yeh janab hai! Mehul bhai. Pure lattoo ho gaye hain pyar mein!
Parul : malum nahi aisa kya hai us Neha mein! Jo Mehul ekdam deewano ki tarah uske piche pad gaya hain! Damn...
Aashish mann hi mann Neha ko Parul se tulna karke laga aur khud se kehne laga "Parul, ab tumse kya kahoon! Neha ki gadrayapan ka koi muqabala hi nahi... Mehul ka kya dosh, college ka har ladka iska ras peene ke liye taraste honge! Yaha tak ke.. main bhi!"
Parul : (Aashish ko khoya hua dekhke) kya sochne lage?
Aashish : hmmm... yehi ke, yeh Mehul to sach me uska deewana ho gaya hain. Aur lagta hain Neha bhi use utna hi pyar karti hai! Khair, tum apne match ki socho! Neha ko takkar dena aasan nahi hoga.
Parul : is baar finals to main ise harake hi rahungi! That bitch!
Aise hi dono yaha vaha ke baatein karne lage aur dekhte hi dekhte Badminton finals aajate hain.
Dono Neha aur Parul ko ab bas finals ki intezar thi.
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Final match ke din :
Saare ke saare students ikhatta ho gaye apne apne seat pe. Neha ki request ke anusar Prakash bhi aaya tha us din aur vahi, Arpita ke baju me beth jaata hain.
Hamesha ki tarah, Neha vapas Parul se takkar karne lagi aur ek ghamasam match hui dono mein. Shuttlecock pe dono ladkiya baari baari vaar kare lage aur Audience me betha Mehul aur Arpita Neha ko cheer karte gaye. Par, Neha to pehle se hi atal thi. Ek ke baad ek shot deti rahi aur Parul duvidha me pad jaati hain.
Ek ghamasam match hone lag gayi dono ladkiyon mein aur pure audience ki nazar unpe chipki rahi.
Aakhri ke do shot ki baari jab aayi to Neha ne fir ek baar baazi maar li aur jeet ki ghoshna uske prati ho jaati hain. Arpita khushi khushi apni jagah se khadi ho gayi, jab speaker se zor se sunayi diya :
"And the winner is Neha Mehra from Section B!"
Announcement sunte hi, ek tez ghusse ke saath Parul apni racket ko niche patak deti hain aur apni dressing room me chal deti hain. Neha ko sab ke sab cheer karne lage, ke tabhi use Prakash nazar aayi.
"Chachaji!!!" daudti hui, Neha seedha apne chacha ke gale lag jaata hain aur is bahane fir ek baar apne chaati pe bhatiji ki stan ka dabav ka anand lene laga Prakash, jiske jee me aya ke peeth ki naram pasine me latpat maas ko dabade, lekin phir kabu kar liya khud pe.
Prakash : well done beta! Mazaa aagaya! Bhai, apne time me, main sports me badiya tha! Vaise, stamina badiya hai tera Neha! Good.
Neha : bas bas! (Muskurake) taarif ki kuch to limit rakhiye chachaji! Aap bhi na...
Prakash : hmmmm ok! Ummm ek kaam kar, tu fresh ho jaa..aaj ka dinner mere taraf se hoga! Apne jitne bhi saheliyan aur dost hai, sab ko bulale jaake! (Sar pe haath pherta hua)
Neha muskurake fresh hone chali jaati hain. Jaldi jaldi chalne ke dauran uski nitamb mast andaaz me hilne lagi, jise dekh Prakash ke lund me khoon tezi se daudne lag gaya aur apne coat ke asthin ko jakadke apne hawas ko dabane lag gaya "is meethe fal ko phenkne se pehle, ek baar to chakkhe dekhna to parega! Kasam se, bhabhi ne kya pari ko janam diya hai!" Khud se baatein karne hi lagi ke tabhi piche se ek awaaz aati hain "umm uncle?".
Hosh me aake Prakash Arpita ko baju me khadi hui paata hain aur dono aise hi baatein karne lag gaye. Tabhi, Prakash apna pehla dav khelna shuru kar deta hain.
Prakash : Arpita beti, vaise to ek ajeeb si sawal hai, lekin... Kya Neha ka koi dushman vagera hai ki college me?
Arpita : yeh aap kyon puchne lage uncle?
Prakash : are nahi nahi... Aisi baat nahi, darasal... eklauti bhatiji hain, upar se itna accha record. Thodi si chinta to hogi na beta!
Arpita : (kuch sochke) uncle, darasal.....
Prakash : haan, haan bolo!
Arpita Prakash ko Neha aur Parul ke chattis ki akhhre ke baare me batati hain. Aur yeh bhi bata deti hain kaise baar baar Parul uski insult bhi karti thi canteen me. Yeh saari baatein sunke Prakash ne mann hi mann Parul se milne ka thaan liya.
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Usi din, raat ke kareeb 9 baje :
Prakash Neha, Aprita, Mehul aur Aashish, in sabko dinner pe bahaar le jaata hain. Apne chacha ke company milke Neha bahut khush thi, ke tabhi Prakash ek special cake mangvata hain, jo puri chocolate thi aur ek Badminton racket ka design bana hua tha upar ki aur. Neha khushi se jhoom uthi, us cake ko dekhkar aur Neha ko khush dekhkar Mehul bhi khush hua. Aksar muskurate huye uski hont aur zyada rasiley dikhte the aur yeh Mehul ko deewana bana deta tha.
Dinner to badiya gaya aur Prakash apne hi gaadi me sabko college chod deta hain, aur khud bhi gaadi se utar jaata hain. Sab ke jaane ke baad, Neha Prakash, aamna saamna hote hain.
Neha : chachaji, aap bhi andar aa rahe hain?
Prakash : beti, teri warden se kuch baat karni thi!
Neha : kis baare me?
Prakash : tu bhi na! Are pagli kahin ki, teri 21 saal ab puri ho gayi hai, aur har saal ki tarah is baar bhi teri janamdin dhoom dhaam se hogi! Isliye teri ek din pure off ke liye madam se permission bhi to chahiye!
Neha : ohhh ho!
Prakash : pagli kahin ki! Itna khaas din main aise hi jaane doo? Aur haan...saare ke saare dost bhi vaha maujud chahiye mujhe! Teri chachi ne bahut kuch plan kiya hai...aur (kuch rukke) maine bhi!
Chacha ko khushi khushi alvida kehke, Neha muskurake apne room ki aur chali jaati hain, bina yeh baat jaane ke uski day off ka permission to bahut pehle hi uske chacha ne Ramola se le liya tha.
Neha ko apne building me ghuste dekh, Prakash ahista se building ke dusre section me jaane laga, jahaan Parul ki room thi.
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Parul ke room me :
Parul : aap ko mujhse kya kaam Mr Prakash?
Prakash : match accha khelti ho!
Parul : please, mudde pe aayiye! Meri roommate aati hi hogi kuch hi der mein!
Prakash : I am sure tum chahti ho ke Neha is competition se hamesha ke liye hat jaye, right?
Parul : (kuch hairani se) aap..kehna kya chahte ho?
Prakash : fridge me beer Veer to hoga na? Leke ajao do do can! Cmmon!
Parul samajh jaati ke Prakash pahucha hua aadmi tha, ek kaatil muskaan deke, do beer ke can laati hain aur dono aamne saamne beth jaate hain.
Prakash : main khud chahta hoon ke Neha is competition se hat jaye! Aur tum jeet jao!
Parul : Mr Prakash! Aap.... Neha ke hi uncle hai na? (Sip leke)
Prakash : ofcoarse! Woh bhi saga. Lekin zaroori to nahi ke saga uncle pyar aur sneh dikhaye! (Haske)
Parul hairan reh gayi Prakash ke ravvaiye se. Tabhi Prakash apna plan batane lagi use. Plan ko sunte sunte Parul ki aankhe chaudi ho gayi aur thodi si hichakne lagi.
Prakash : kyon beta! Plan pasand nahi aaya?
Parul : Mr Prakash, aap to manjhe huye khiladi malum hote hain! Apne hi bhatiji ke drugs dena chahte hain?? Wow...hats off to men like you!
Prakash : isme tumhare faide ke saath saath, mera bhi bahut faida hai!
Parul : isme main kya kar sakti hoon?
Prakash : (sip leke) ab bholi mat bano! Tumhari saheliyon ne khud kaha hai ke tum khud chupke se drugs leti bhi ho, aur kuch packets supply bhi karti ho paiso ke liye.
Parul ghabra jaati hain. Yeh baat sirf uski khaas saheliyon ko malum thi. Kuch ghabrake voh Prakash ki aur dekhne lagi. Prakash beer ke can ko pakde muskurate huye uski aur dekhe jaa raha tha "kya hua? Zubaan ruk kyon gayi??".
Parul : nnn.. nahi aisi baat nahi! Lekin drugs leke is tarah party me aana....risky to nahi!
Prakash : suno meri baat! Agar tumne yeh kaam karne se inkaar kiya, to yeh raaz warden ke cabin pahuch jayegi! Aur phir tum hamesha ke liye hostel aur college, dono se expell ho sakti ho! Isliye be smart, aur mere anusar kaam karo!
Parul kuch kehne hi wali thi ke tabhi Prakash usse uski Upi maangti hain. Parul ne jhijhakte huye jaise hi apni upi batayi, foran uski mobile pe ek mesaage aati hain, jisme likha yeh tha ke ek lakh rupaye uske account pe agaye the. Message padhke Parul mann hi mann khushi se jhoom uthi aur Prakash ki aur dekhne lagi
Prakash : tumhe motivation ki zaroorat hai na? To yeh lo! Aur packet mere haath me aane ke baad, ek aur laakh tumhare account me! Okay?
Parul Prakash ki ada se khush thi, aur adat se majboor jaane se pehle Prakash usii hatheli ko leke, halka sa choom leta hain. Prakash ke tharkipan se Parul kuch irritate hui, lekin apni account me paise jama dekhke, mann hi mann thaan li is plan ko kamyab karne ke liye. Aakhir yeh to sau aana sach thi ke Neha ab uske bardaasht ke bahaar jaa chuki thi.
Us raat Parul ko acchi neend aayi.
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Agle din, recess me College ke bagiche me Neha aur Mehul ek ped ke tale bethe rahe. Canteen se door hoke, dono chain ki saas le rahe the. Bechari Arpita, akele hi table pe bete, khaana kha rahi thi aaj. Tabhi vaha Parul apne do khaas saheliyon ke saath tapak pari. Uske maujudgi dekhke bhi Arpita ignore karne lagi.
Saheli 1 : bade nakhre dikha rahi hai! Kyon Parul?
Parul : lagta hain Neha ki jism ki garmi itni badh gayi, ke Mehul ka company ke alava aur koi raas nahi aayi!
Arpita : (ghusse me upar dekhti hui) just shut up and get lost! Mujhe in baaton ka koi farak nahi padta! Aur haan miss universe! Agli baar apni yeh ada match pe dikhana!
Parul : (ghusse me samne rakhe plate ko phenk deti hain aur niche jhukke Arpita ki asthin jakad leti hain) BITCH! kya boli?? Teri us Neha ko agar maine lifetime ke liye nahi hatayi competition se, to main bhi Parul nahi!
Itna kehke Parul apni saheliyon ke saath matakti hui vaha se chali jaati hain. Arpita apni asthin thik karke, khaana khaane lagi. Parul ki harkaton ko ignore karne ki adat ho chuki thi use.
Vaha dusre aur, pedh ke niche bethe Neha aur Mehul ek dusre ka haath share, ek dusre me khoye rahe.
Mehul : Neha, kya tumhare uncle ne sachme party ka plan bana liya hai?
Neha : bilkul! Chachaji mere birthday kabhi nahi bhoolte! Mom aur dad ke jaane ke baad, bas chacha aur chachi hi hain! (Phir gaur se Mehul ko dekhke) hmmmmm lekin janab kyon mayus hai?
Mehul : nahi yaar! Bas aise hi....choro!
Neha : Mehul, kya baat hai?
Mehul : bas yehi ke, us din maine ek chota sa plan banaya tha..tumhe kahin...le jaane ke liye!
Neha : oh ho! To yeh baat hai...does it matter? Are chachaji ke parties to bahut badiya hote hain! Aur phir vaha pe...bhi to main saath to rahungi na!
Mehul : bilkul! (Nakhre dikhake) aur humare darmiyan rahenge tumhare Prakash uncle! Kabab me haddi banke! Wow...what a offer.... thank you ma'am!
Mehul ke is ada pe Neha hasne lagi aur khud hi apne chehre ko aage le aati hain. Haseen chehra aur gulab ke ras bhare honton ko dekhke Mehul pighalne laga aur foran apne hont ko jod deta hain. Pedh ke chav me do premi phir ek baar ek dusre ke raspaan karne lage.
Aakhirkar recess khatam ho jaata hain aur badi mushkil se dono alag hoke apne apne class pe jaane lage, lekin haan, ek dusre ke ras ko honton pe liye.
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Us raat, Prakash aur Damini, will pe ki gayi sign ki khushi me ek dusre ke prati kamuk ho uthe. Damini ko vaise bhi mehengi gown pehnne ki shauk thi aur khaas karke kaale rang ki satin wali, jise dekh Prakash baar baar apne hosh khone me majboor ho jaata tha.
Kamre me keval ek hi lamp ko jalaye, Damini apni gown dhili kar deti hain, jisse uski gori sudol jism ki bra aur lacy panty ka andaza lagana mushkil nahi tha. Apni lachakdaar gaand ko matkaye voh bistar pe uth jaati hain, jahaan Prakash keval kaccha pehne, intezar kar raha tha, lete huye.
"Ab bijliyan kam girao! Aur bahon me aajao!!" Kacche me hi apne lund ko masalte huye Prakash bol para aur Damini bhi gown puri nikalke, ekdam adhnangan avastha me seedha pati ke bahon me let jaati hain. Dino mia biwi ke hont mil uthe aur Prakash ka haath piche jaake bra ke straps ko ek ek karke kholne laga.
Bra ko kaid hote dekh Damini sisakne lagi aur Prakash apne patni ke upar letke, ek haath se stan ko ek ek karke dabane lag gaya aur dusre haath se lamp ko bujha deta hain.
Raat bhar pyar hi pyar hua aur phir ek zordaar chudai. Is chudai ke dauran baar baar Damini ke chehre ko Neha ke chehre pe badalte dekh raha tha Prakash, aur us hisab se ukse gati me badauti aane laga.
"Aaahh aaah oh Prakash! ....itne bekabu pehle kabhi nahi dekhi tumhe hote huye! Aah...yeh aaj kya ho gaya?" Apni choot ke andar lund ke baar baar akraman se Damini sisak sisak ke puchne lagi, lekin Prakash ne koi jawab nahi diya, bas chudai pe atal raha.
"Aaaah uff aur karo Prakash! Aaaah! Uufff!! "
Lekin Prakash ke mann me kuch aur hi sisakne ki awaazen chal rahi thi -
"Ohhh chachaji! Aaah aur karo! Aaaaah aaah"
Mann hi mann me, Prakash Neha ko basaye, apne patni ko bhogta gaya. Puri raat yuhi kamukta se guzarti gayi. Kuch pal ke baad mia biwi jhadkar vahi dher ho jaate hain aur Prakash besabri se janamdin ki utsav ka rah dekhte dekhte so gaya.
Aage kya hoga, yeh to aanewala kal hi batayega!
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