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pata nahi ammi kya maangegi, waise is kand me woh bhi shamil to thi hi.
hum raat ko khana khane bethe the, aur sanya aur inaya dono kuch baatein kar rahi thi.
mujhe samaj to nahi aa raha tha,
kyunki mein ammi ke baaju me bethi thi, par .. mein buri tarh se dar rahi thi.
tabhi .. ammi ke hath meri raano pe pade.
woh haath waha ruke nahi. woh aage badh rahe the.
aur woh jab ruke to mera khaana atak gaya.
woh meri chut ke upar the, aur ammi meri chut masal rahi thi.
ha, kapde pehne the, par jo meine piya tha aaj,
usse to mere jism me ek khalbhali mach gayi thi,
aur ammi ke haath ab niche apna kamal kar rahe the.
meine ammi ki ankhon me dekha, ammi ne mujhe dekha.
dono ki ankhon me hawas saaf najar aa rahi thi.
ammi ne bahot hi dheere se mere kaano me kaha :
mein jo kahu woh karne de, warna ..
waise bhi mein abbu se dar rahi thi, abbu baaju me bethe
bethe khana kha rahe the, aur mobile me kuch dekh rahe the.
waise jo bhi ho raha tha woh to mein bhi chahti thi,
par .. abbu ko jo pata chal gaya to meri kheir nahi.
hum raat ko khana khane bethe the, aur sanya aur inaya dono kuch baatein kar rahi thi.
mujhe samaj to nahi aa raha tha,
kyunki mein ammi ke baaju me bethi thi, par .. mein buri tarh se dar rahi thi.
tabhi .. ammi ke hath meri raano pe pade.
woh haath waha ruke nahi. woh aage badh rahe the.
aur woh jab ruke to mera khaana atak gaya.
woh meri chut ke upar the, aur ammi meri chut masal rahi thi.
ha, kapde pehne the, par jo meine piya tha aaj,
usse to mere jism me ek khalbhali mach gayi thi,
aur ammi ke haath ab niche apna kamal kar rahe the.
meine ammi ki ankhon me dekha, ammi ne mujhe dekha.
dono ki ankhon me hawas saaf najar aa rahi thi.
ammi ne bahot hi dheere se mere kaano me kaha :
mein jo kahu woh karne de, warna ..
waise bhi mein abbu se dar rahi thi, abbu baaju me bethe
bethe khana kha rahe the, aur mobile me kuch dekh rahe the.
waise jo bhi ho raha tha woh to mein bhi chahti thi,
par .. abbu ko jo pata chal gaya to meri kheir nahi.
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pata nahi ammi kya maangegi, waise is kand me woh bhi shamil to thi hi.
hum raat ko khana khane bethe the, aur sanya aur inaya dono kuch baatein kar rahi thi.
mujhe samaj to nahi aa raha tha,
kyunki mein ammi ke baaju me bethi thi, par .. mein buri tarh se dar rahi thi.
tabhi .. ammi ke hath meri raano pe pade.
woh haath waha ruke nahi. woh aage badh rahe the.
aur woh jab ruke to mera khaana atak gaya.
woh meri chut ke upar the, aur ammi meri chut masal rahi thi.
ha, kapde pehne the, par jo meine piya tha aaj,
usse to mere jism me ek khalbhali mach gayi thi,
aur ammi ke haath ab niche apna kamal kar rahe the.
meine ammi ki ankhon me dekha, ammi ne mujhe dekha.
dono ki ankhon me hawas saaf najar aa rahi thi.
ammi ne bahot hi dheere se mere kaano me kaha :
mein jo kahu woh karne de, warna ..
waise bhi mein abbu se dar rahi thi, abbu baaju me bethe
bethe khana kha rahe the, aur mobile me kuch dekh rahe the.
waise jo bhi ho raha tha woh to mein bhi chahti thi,
par .. abbu ko jo pata chal gaya to meri kheir nahi.
hum raat ko khana khane bethe the, aur sanya aur inaya dono kuch baatein kar rahi thi.
mujhe samaj to nahi aa raha tha,
kyunki mein ammi ke baaju me bethi thi, par .. mein buri tarh se dar rahi thi.
tabhi .. ammi ke hath meri raano pe pade.
woh haath waha ruke nahi. woh aage badh rahe the.
aur woh jab ruke to mera khaana atak gaya.
woh meri chut ke upar the, aur ammi meri chut masal rahi thi.
ha, kapde pehne the, par jo meine piya tha aaj,
usse to mere jism me ek khalbhali mach gayi thi,
aur ammi ke haath ab niche apna kamal kar rahe the.
meine ammi ki ankhon me dekha, ammi ne mujhe dekha.
dono ki ankhon me hawas saaf najar aa rahi thi.
ammi ne bahot hi dheere se mere kaano me kaha :
mein jo kahu woh karne de, warna ..
waise bhi mein abbu se dar rahi thi, abbu baaju me bethe
bethe khana kha rahe the, aur mobile me kuch dekh rahe the.
waise jo bhi ho raha tha woh to mein bhi chahti thi,
par .. abbu ko jo pata chal gaya to meri kheir nahi.
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mein buri tarh hadbada gayi.
ammi ne mujhe dekha aur jaise keh rahi ho : bol keh du ?
meine sab ke chalte na me jawab diya.
abbu : arey mujhe koi kehega yeh kya ho raha hai ?
ammi : kuch nahi hai, mujhe uski ek panty chahiye,
meine jab mangi to woh bolti hai, woh gandi hai,
dhoni padegi, mein boli : MUJHE GANDI PANTY HI CHAHIYE.
yeh baat inaya, sanya aur abbu ke saamne kahi
mein to buri tarh se dar gayi. meine socha abbu puchege ki
woh panty gandi kaise hui to ?
abbu yeh sun ke has pade aur bole :
ha dedo, waise bhi saare ghar ki gandi panties me jaise perfume laga ho ese,
washing machine daalne se pehle sungh sungh ke daalti hai.
ab yeh baat abbu ne kaafi lightly liya,
aur sanya aur inaya wapis apni baate karne lage.
mere liye yeh sab ajeeb tha, kyunki kaun kisiki gandi panty sungta hai ?
ya to woh pagal hai ya unme hawas thus thus ke bhari hai,
akhirkar ma bhi meri hi thi na ?
meine phir itrate hue SAB KE SAAMNE saamne kaha :
mein aaj ki panty khud dhoungi bas, KISIKO NAHI DUNGI.
aur ammi ki aur dekha. ammi ki woh tadap, woh AAG ..
ammi ne mujhe dekha aur jaise keh rahi ho : bol keh du ?
meine sab ke chalte na me jawab diya.
abbu : arey mujhe koi kehega yeh kya ho raha hai ?
ammi : kuch nahi hai, mujhe uski ek panty chahiye,
meine jab mangi to woh bolti hai, woh gandi hai,
dhoni padegi, mein boli : MUJHE GANDI PANTY HI CHAHIYE.
yeh baat inaya, sanya aur abbu ke saamne kahi
mein to buri tarh se dar gayi. meine socha abbu puchege ki
woh panty gandi kaise hui to ?
abbu yeh sun ke has pade aur bole :
ha dedo, waise bhi saare ghar ki gandi panties me jaise perfume laga ho ese,
washing machine daalne se pehle sungh sungh ke daalti hai.
ab yeh baat abbu ne kaafi lightly liya,
aur sanya aur inaya wapis apni baate karne lage.
mere liye yeh sab ajeeb tha, kyunki kaun kisiki gandi panty sungta hai ?
ya to woh pagal hai ya unme hawas thus thus ke bhari hai,
akhirkar ma bhi meri hi thi na ?
meine phir itrate hue SAB KE SAAMNE saamne kaha :
mein aaj ki panty khud dhoungi bas, KISIKO NAHI DUNGI.
aur ammi ki aur dekha. ammi ki woh tadap, woh AAG ..
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phir hum log khana kha ke andar kichen me chale gaye.
ammi mujhse baate karna chahti thi,
woh mujse PYAR KARNA chahti thi, woh bahot kuch karna chahti thi,
par log waha hi the, to kuch kar na paayi,
AUR MEIN JAAN BUJKAR ABBU, INAYA AUR EASTER ke aaju baaju hi rehti thi.
ammi ka gussa ab mujpe phut pada,
shayad unhone esi tadap kabhi mehsoos ki hi nahi hogi,
woh is hawas me jal rahi thi, aur mein mein unhe jala rahi thi.
is dauran mein apne kamre me bathroom jaane ke chali gayi.
ammi ne yeh mauka dekha aur mere kamre me aa gayi.
aur room ka darwaza andar se band kar diya.
mein thodi si dar gayi.
mein : ammi, kya kar rahe ho aap. sab ko hamare baare me pata chal jaayega.
ammi : tu yaha kyu aayi thi, WOH KAR.
mein : kya, mein to bathroom karne aayi thi.
ammi : to kar na, mein bas dekhna chahti hu.
mein thodi has padi aur boli : mujhe KARTE HUE DEKHNA HAI ?
ammi : ek din aayega, tu jo niklega woh PILAYEGI BHI.
mein pata nahi bahot itra rahi thi, tadapa rahi thi,
issi wajah se boli : esa din na kabhi aayega,
aur na mein aapke saamne MUTUNGI.
pata nahi mein yeh kaise bol paayi, par woh hawas hai na ?
sab kuch karwa deti hai, aage aage dekho hota hai kya ..
ammi mujhse baate karna chahti thi,
woh mujse PYAR KARNA chahti thi, woh bahot kuch karna chahti thi,
par log waha hi the, to kuch kar na paayi,
AUR MEIN JAAN BUJKAR ABBU, INAYA AUR EASTER ke aaju baaju hi rehti thi.
ammi ka gussa ab mujpe phut pada,
shayad unhone esi tadap kabhi mehsoos ki hi nahi hogi,
woh is hawas me jal rahi thi, aur mein mein unhe jala rahi thi.
is dauran mein apne kamre me bathroom jaane ke chali gayi.
ammi ne yeh mauka dekha aur mere kamre me aa gayi.
aur room ka darwaza andar se band kar diya.
mein thodi si dar gayi.
mein : ammi, kya kar rahe ho aap. sab ko hamare baare me pata chal jaayega.
ammi : tu yaha kyu aayi thi, WOH KAR.
mein : kya, mein to bathroom karne aayi thi.
ammi : to kar na, mein bas dekhna chahti hu.
mein thodi has padi aur boli : mujhe KARTE HUE DEKHNA HAI ?
ammi : ek din aayega, tu jo niklega woh PILAYEGI BHI.
mein pata nahi bahot itra rahi thi, tadapa rahi thi,
issi wajah se boli : esa din na kabhi aayega,
aur na mein aapke saamne MUTUNGI.
pata nahi mein yeh kaise bol paayi, par woh hawas hai na ?
sab kuch karwa deti hai, aage aage dekho hota hai kya ..
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ammi ka gussa aur bhadak chuka.
woh daudke mere paas aayi, mujhe diwal ke sata kar,
niche se mujhe jor jor se dhakke maarne lagi,
jaise mujhe chod rahi ho, aur mere kapdo ke upar se,
meri chuchiyo ko kaatne lagi, dabane lagi.
saath me koi sherni ho esa koi aawaz kar rahi thi.
unki aag abhi bahot hi badh gayi thi,
woh boli : aaj raat 2 baje bahir aana.
aaj mein puri nangi dekhungi, aur SAB JAGAH SE CHABA JAAUNGI.
mein yeh sunke sharma gayi, tabhi bahir khatkhatane ki aawaz aayi.
ammi ab thodi shant hui aur meri aankhon me dekhke boli :
aaj raat do baje. aa jaana.
mein phir se itrate hui boli : mein nahi aaungi.
ammi darwaja kholne ja hi rahi thi aur
bhag ke mere paas aayi aur boli : tere is jism pe bahot naaj hai na,
aaj isse me ragad ragad ke chodungi.
woh baat kar hi rahi thi tab phir se khatkhatane ki aawaz aayi.
mein phir muskurayi aur bhag ke darwaze ki aur chali gayi.
woh daudke mere paas aayi, mujhe diwal ke sata kar,
niche se mujhe jor jor se dhakke maarne lagi,
jaise mujhe chod rahi ho, aur mere kapdo ke upar se,
meri chuchiyo ko kaatne lagi, dabane lagi.
saath me koi sherni ho esa koi aawaz kar rahi thi.
unki aag abhi bahot hi badh gayi thi,
woh boli : aaj raat 2 baje bahir aana.
aaj mein puri nangi dekhungi, aur SAB JAGAH SE CHABA JAAUNGI.
mein yeh sunke sharma gayi, tabhi bahir khatkhatane ki aawaz aayi.
ammi ab thodi shant hui aur meri aankhon me dekhke boli :
aaj raat do baje. aa jaana.
mein phir se itrate hui boli : mein nahi aaungi.
ammi darwaja kholne ja hi rahi thi aur
bhag ke mere paas aayi aur boli : tere is jism pe bahot naaj hai na,
aaj isse me ragad ragad ke chodungi.
woh baat kar hi rahi thi tab phir se khatkhatane ki aawaz aayi.
mein phir muskurayi aur bhag ke darwaze ki aur chali gayi.
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bahir inaya thi, woh thodi gussa bhi thi.
mein phir usse dekhke mukura ke bahir chali gayi.
woh to lag hi raha tha ki usse kuch to pata chal gaya hai,
par usne apna muh nhi khola hai aur
ammi mere jism ki meri deewani hai, phir dar kahe ka.
raat ko 2 baje ammi ko milne aaungi,
pata nahi, aur kisine dekh liya to ?
inaya waise bhi muj par gussa hai, woh jaroor pakad legi.
phir socha ammi khud thak gayi hogi,
woh kaha 2 baje bahir aayegi, chod na.
aur thoda ice cream kha ke hum sab sone chale gaye.
abbu waise 2-3 drink laga dete hai sone se pehle
is dauran mein bhi ammi ke khayalo me so gayi.
SACH ME SO GAYI. phir raat ke 2 baje the.
ammi bahir aa gayi thi, woh aag woh tadap unko bahir le aayi.
aur mein .. mein to so rahi thi.
to, ammi dheere se mere kamre aayi.
phir unhone mere muh pe haath rakh,
kyuki mein jo dar jaau to chilla na du,
phir meine jab aankhen kholi to unhone mujhe bahir aane ko bola.
meine sir hila ke ha me jawab diya.
PAR AB MERI DHADKAN TEJ .. BAHOT TEJ CHAL RAHI THI.
yeh soch ke ammi kya kya karegi, kaise kaise karegi.
mein phir usse dekhke mukura ke bahir chali gayi.
woh to lag hi raha tha ki usse kuch to pata chal gaya hai,
par usne apna muh nhi khola hai aur
ammi mere jism ki meri deewani hai, phir dar kahe ka.
raat ko 2 baje ammi ko milne aaungi,
pata nahi, aur kisine dekh liya to ?
inaya waise bhi muj par gussa hai, woh jaroor pakad legi.
phir socha ammi khud thak gayi hogi,
woh kaha 2 baje bahir aayegi, chod na.
aur thoda ice cream kha ke hum sab sone chale gaye.
abbu waise 2-3 drink laga dete hai sone se pehle
is dauran mein bhi ammi ke khayalo me so gayi.
SACH ME SO GAYI. phir raat ke 2 baje the.
ammi bahir aa gayi thi, woh aag woh tadap unko bahir le aayi.
aur mein .. mein to so rahi thi.
to, ammi dheere se mere kamre aayi.
phir unhone mere muh pe haath rakh,
kyuki mein jo dar jaau to chilla na du,
phir meine jab aankhen kholi to unhone mujhe bahir aane ko bola.
meine sir hila ke ha me jawab diya.
PAR AB MERI DHADKAN TEJ .. BAHOT TEJ CHAL RAHI THI.
yeh soch ke ammi kya kya karegi, kaise kaise karegi.