Chapter - 26
Mera haath mere lund pe tezi se chal raha tha, samne ka scene itna tharki tha ki dil dhadak raha tha. Noor ke muh se jab saaf awaaz nahi nikli, usne Hira ka lund mooh se thook diya aur jaldi khadi hokar cholni cheen li.
“Mera sara sabzi kharab kar diya, hatt yahan se!” Noor ne gusse mein kaha.
Hira ne tharki hasi ke saath jawab diya, “Arre, baby, main to paani daal raha tha na!”
“Paani nahi daalte, bewakoof! Flame kam karte hain. Tujhe khana banane ka kuch pata bhi hai?” Noor ne apne aashiq ko daantte hue kaha.
Meri biwi ka uske aashiq ko yeh daantna sun main lazzat mein doob gaya. Maine haath lund se hata liya aur kone se kitchen mein dekhta raha, jism abhi bhi uttejana se kaanp raha tha. Noor ne jaldi-jaldi sabzi sambhali, flame adjust kiya, aur kadhai chalayi. Hira phir uske paas gaya, bacche ki tarah zidd karte hue bola, “Jaan, ab to khana theek hai, wapas se chus na, bas thodi der!”
Noor ne aankh dikhayi, par ek sharmili hasi chhup nahi payi, “Besharam, ammi-abbu uth gaye to? Thodi der ruk, sabzi utaar doon.” Par Hira ne uski kamar pakdi, “Arre, baby, yeh lund bhi to jal raha hai, thodi si aag bujha de!” Noor ne halka sa thappad uske haath par maara, par uski masti bhari nazar bata rahi thi ki woh dobara khel ke liye tayyar thi.
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Noor dubara ghutnon pe baith gayi, uske gulabi honth Hira ke kaale lund ko phir se qaid kar chuke the. Yeh dekh main bhi kone mein chhupa apne lund ko dheere se sehlane laga, lazzat mein dooba hua. Kuch hi pal beetne ke baad mera lund alvida keh gaya, paani mere haath mein sann ho chuka tha. Lekin woh kameena Hira, meri biwi se lund chuswate hue bhi kadak tha. Mere dil mein Hira ke liye izzat badh gayi. Maine paas pade tauliye se haath pochha, lund pant mein daala, aur wapas kitchen ka haal lene laga. Noor ghutnon pe baithi Hira ke lund ka raspaan karne mein masroof thi, aur Hira sab kuch bhoolkar chuswane ka maza le raha tha.
Tabhi tez jalne ki badbu aur dhua kitchen mein failne laga. Mujhe yeh mehsus hone ke do-teen second baad Noor jhatke se khadi hui, gusse se Hira ko ghoorte hue boli, “Khana jal gaya, hai re! Hira, maine tujhe sabzi chalate rehne ko kaha tha na!” Hira ne chutiya jaisi shakal banayi, tharki hasi ke saath kaha, “Baby, tere muh ke samundar mein doob gaya tha!” Uska yeh chutiyapa sun Noor muskura di, us kameene par zara bhi gussa nahi aaya. Main man hi man hans diya—mard ke lund ka jadoo! Noor ne kadhai utari, flame band kiya, aur Hira ki taraf masti bhari nazar se dekha, “Ab kya, badmash? Sabzi khatm, ab kya khaoge?” Hira ne uski kamar pakdi, “Jaan, tujhe kha loon, yeh ras to abhi bhi baki hai!”
“Nahi, badmash!” Noor ne uske haath par halka sa thappad maara, “Ghar ke liye sabzi le aao, ab banane ka time nahi hai. Ammi-abbu uthne hi wale honge.” Usne box se 100 rupaye ka note nikala aur Hira ko thama, phir kadhai paani mein bhigo di. Hira ne note pakda, par ek sharminda muskaan ke saath kaha, “Baby, kam se kam mera paani nikal de na, phir turant chala jaunga!”
Noor ne aankh dikhayi, par uski hansi chhup nahi payi, “Besharam, sabzi ke bina ammi daantengi, jaldi ja!”