Rohit shrivtastav
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Munni my dear lovely munni (mehjabeen) mast update hai aur introduction bhi Bahut Mast Hai. Tumhari Ammi ki chuchiyon mein Munh lagane ka mujhe mauka milta Uske bad Tumhen dikhata Kaise dudh chusa jata haiPehla Kissa
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Maharaj Chacha ne Gand Phad di
Update #03
Pichle dono hi Update mein aap sabhi ne bahut saari mohabbat lutai hai uske liye sabhi ka Dil se Shukriya
Aage badne se pehle main aapko apne Gaon aur apne pariwar k bare mein bata dena chahungi
Itna toh Jaan hi Gaya hai ki main pichle 7 saalon se apne Khala Khalu k yaha sehar mein reh rahi hu aur yahi padai kar rahi hu, par jaldi hi main wapas apne Gaon Jane waali hu.. qki maine 12th k exam de diye hai aur ab aage ki padai ka wahi Gaon se dekhungi ki kiya karna hai
Mera Gaon 'Gangapur' ek chota sa aur pichda hua Gaon hai jaha k log jyadatar kishani hi karte hai aur mere Abbu bhi
Hamara Chota sa Gaon kaafi khubsurat hai jaha charo taraf hare bhare khet aur Gaon k kinare se behti ek khubsurat si nadi hamare Gaon ki bhoomi ko upjau banaye rakhti hai
Gaon mein koi nehar nahi hai esliye sabhi usi Nadi pe nirbhar karte hai aur jyadatar kisan apne apne kheton mein Tubewell ka istemal karte hai
Gaon mein ek chota sa bazar hai aur wahi aapko jarurat ki achi khasi cheeze mil jayegi warna aapko pass k dusre bade Gaon Jana padta hai
Waise toh us Gaon ka naam 'Sundarpur' hai, par hum sabhi use 'Bada Gaon' kehte hai.. qki jo cheez aapko yaha nahi milegi wo waha jarur mil jayegi
Yu samjho 'Bada Gaon' hamare liye ek chote sehar jaisa hai
Toh ye thi mere Gaon k bare mein kuch baatein ab aate hai mere Pariwar pe, aur sabse pehle aapko Abbu se milwati hu
Sultan
Kareeb 50 saal k mere Abbu puri tarah ek mehanti kishan hai jo apna kaam bakhubi jante hai, wo subha se shaam tak bus kheti aur apni fasal k bare mein sochte rehte hai
Pura din kheton pe lage rehne ki wajah se kaafi kaale ho gaye hai par jism kaafi lamba chauda aur majbut hai kisi Pahalwan jaise
Wo apni kheti mein es kadar lage rehte hai ki aksar raat ko khet pe hi so jaate hai, aur esiliye unhone khet pe hi ek kamra banwa rakha hai
Mehnaaz
Meri Ammi Mehnaaz 44 saal ki hai aur bahut khubsurat hai, meri khubsurti ka raaz wahi hai
Agar jism ki baat karu toh 40DD" ki Chuchiyon ka haal aisa hai ki unhe dabane k liye aapko apne dono hathon ka estimal karna padega
Aur chusne k liye toh pura munh kholna hi hoga aapko tab kahi jake unke mote mote nipples apne munh mein leke chus paoge
Unki 36" ki gori kamar chalne pe aise matakti hai maano lund waalon k liye bulawa ho
Aur 42" ki moti si gand kisi hathini ki gand jaise k chalne pe hilti hai aur agar aap apna lund usme daal denge toh meri Ammi ki gand usko theek waise hi nichod degi jaise ganne ki machine ganne ka sara ras nichod leti hai
Meri Ammi
Sartaaj
Ye mere bade bhai hai jo kareeb 26 saal k hai aur ye bhi Abbu k sath kheti mein lage rehte hai
Par sath hi sath ye thoda awara kisam k bhi hai aur aisa sunne mein bhi aaya hai ki inhe badi umar ki auraton mein khas dilchaspi hai, waise esmain kitni sachai hai koi nahi janta
Waise inki shadi ki baat chal rahi hai par ye na jane q shadi se bachte rehte hai
Aur ha ye bhi bata du ki inki shadi meri Fufi (Abbu ki Badi Behan) ki ladki se tay ho rahi hai aur sayad jaldi hi ho bhi jayegi
Baki mere bare mein toh aap itna sab jaan hi gaye hai aur baki dhire dhire aage jante jayenge
Toh Chaliye kahani pe aate hai
Aaj satwa din tha Maharaj Chacha se baat kiye hue ki main unke baare mein soch k khud hi muskura rahi thi, balki sach baat ye hai ki main unke bare mein nahi balki apne Bachpan ki khubsurat yaadon ko yaad karke soch rahi thi ki tabhi meri soch pe rok lagane ka kaam hota hai
"Kiya hua Didi, kiya soch k mand mand muskura rahi hai ?"
Mujhe meri soch ki duniya se bahar khichne wala ye aur koi nahi balki Khalu ki dukan mein saaf safai ka kaam karne wala Chotu tha, waise uska asli naam mujhe pata nahi hai
Main uski taraf dekhti hu toh wo us samay dukan k seeso pe paani maar k unhe newspaper se saaf kar raha tha
Main- (Muskurate hue) Kuch nahi bus Bachpan ki kuch yaadein yaad gayi, tu bata tu bhi toh Gaon se hai.. tujhe yaad nahi aati ghar ki
Chotu meri baat sunkar thoda mayush sa ho jata hai uska hath ruk jata hai wo meri taraf dekhte hue apni mayushi bhari aawaz mein
"Ghar ki yaad toh roz aati hai Didi, par kiya karu
Paise nahi kamaunga toh Gaon me kharcha kaise chalega"
Main uski baat sunkar bas 'ha' me apna sar hila k reh jaati hu qki uski aarthik estithi ka mujhe ache se pata tha
Main use khus karne ki niyat se haste hue kehti hai
"Are mayush q hota hai, teri ye Didi hai na"
Meri baat sunkar Chotu wapas se muskura padta hai aur wapas se apne kaam me lag jata hai ki tabhi mere Phone pe ek message aata hai
Main jaise hi us naam ko dekhti hu mujhe bhadi khusi mehsus hoti hai qki wo naam aur koi nahi balki Maharaj Chacha tha
Main bina samay gavaye us message ko kholti aur jaise hi dekhti hu meri Bachpan ki yaadon ka ek panna aur khul jata hai
Qki unhone Rabadi ki photo bheji thi
Main turant jawab deti hu
"Waaaah Chacha apne Gaon ki Rabadi khaye hue toh na jane kitna samay ho gaya hai, par ye toh galat baat hai"
Chacha- Maine aise kiya kar diya jo meri Betiya ko galat laga, maine toh bus uske pasand ki Rabadi bheji hai use
Chacha ne message k sath sath hasne wali emoji bhi daali thi
Main- Baniye mat Chacha, aise akele akele Rabadi kha rahe hai.. mujhe bhool gaye?
Chacha- (Hasne waali emoji k sath) Are nahi Betiya, tujhe pata hai jabse tu gayi hai maine Rabadi khani hi chor di hai.. bus kabhi kabhi tujhe yaad karke bana jarur leta hu
Main bina ek bhi pal gawaye unhe jawab deti hu
"Kiya aap Rabadi banana jante hai.. sachi"
Maharaj Chacha ek pal rukne k baad jawab dete hai
"Ha bus teri yaad main banani seekh li, jab teri yaad aati hai toh bana leta hu"
Main- Tab toh theek hai, main aaungi toh aap apne hathon se bana k khilana mujhe
Chacha- Are ye bhi koi kehne ki baat hai, apni betiya ko toh main piyar se apni gaud mein bitha k khud tumhare munh me daal k khilaunga
Main- (Muskurane waali emoji k sath) Waah tab toh sahi hai, main jaldi hi Gaon aaungi phir sari Rabadi kha jaungi
Chacha- Are tu jitni chahegi utni khilaunga wo bhi garam aur taazi
Main uske baad Ammi aur Abbu k bare mein kuch baatein karti hu or tab tak mere Khalu uper ghar se aa jate hai wo buri tarah paseene mein bheege hue thay
Main unko dekh k muskurate hue
"Are ye kiya haal bana rakha hai Khalu, aap khana khane gaye thay ki Jung ladne"
Khalu muskurate hue
"Kiya batau Munni, gaya toh khana khane tha par teri Khala ko dekh k mera man unse jung karne ka ho gaya"
Mujhe toh unki baat ka matlab jara bhi samaj nahi aata par pata nahi q Chotu seesa saaf karte hue jada hi hasne laga tha
Eske baad main uper chatt pe aa jati hu, jaha usi waqt khala naha k nikli thi bas
"Are Khala din main naha rahi hai ?"
Khala ek pal k liye toh samajh hi nahi paati par phir muskurate hue kehti hai
"Shadi hone de.. phir tu bhi din main nahaya karegi"
Main- (Khud se) Aaj sabhi ajeeb baatein q kar rahe hai ?
4 din baad
Main subha subha kitchen mein khadi hoke chai bana rahi thi ki tabhi mere man me ek khayal aata hai aur main Chai banne k baad uski ek photo Maharaj Chacha ko bhej deti hu
Aur phir main Khala Khalu aur unke dono beton ko chai dene k baad wapas kitchen mein aati hu toh mujhe Maharaj Chacha ka jawab aaya hua dikhta hai
Main wahi muskura k kitchen k self pe apni peet tika k unka message dekhti hu
"Aaaaahhh.. kiya baat hai meri khubsurat Betiya k sath ki Chai waaaah"
Chacha se yu apne liye khubsurat sabd sunna aur chai ki tareef paana mujhe bahut acha lagta hai, jabki abhi maine yaha ghar pe sabhi ko chai di par kisi ne bhi meri tareef nahi ki
"Shukriya Chacha, socha aapne mujhe Rabadi khilai thi toh main badle mein aapko Chai pila du"
Chacha bhi peeche nahi rehte aur jaldi hi jawab dete hai
"Bahut Bahut Dhanyawad betiya, par...."
Main- Par kiya Chacha, mere hath ki Chai achi nahi lagi kiya?
Chacha hasne wali emoji bhejte hue aage likhte hai
"Are nahi betiya, meri Munni jo bhi banayegi wo swadisht hi hoga.. bus mujhe Chai pasand nahi"
Mujhe ye padhkar badi hi Hairani si hoti hai qki unka toh Chai ka dhaba hai Station k pas
"Khud sabko Chai pilate hai aur keh rahe hai khud ko nahi pasand.. ?"
"Ab kiya karu betiya, pasand pasand ki baat hai
Par tu kahegi toh main Chai kiya tere liye zehar bhi kha lunga
Bus tujhe wo zehar apne hathon se khilana hoga"
Na jane Chacha ki es baat mein aisa kiya tha main yaha phone par bhi sharma uthi hu
Par wo toh acha hai ki hum phone pe baat kar rahe hai.. warna mere laal pad chuke gaalon ko dekh k wo kiya kehte hai
Main- (2 min rukkar) Baad main baat karti hu Chacha, aur meri Rabadi yaad rakhna
Chacha- (kuch hi second mein unka jawab aa jata hai) Are betiya kiya batau, teri yaad mein toh aaj subha bhi maine Rabadi bana daali thi
Main man hi man sochane lagti hu ki Chacha ji kitni Rabadi khate hai ki jab dekho banate rehte hai
Berhal eske baad hamari aur baat nahi hoti, par usi din shaam ko Maharaj Chacha ka es message jarur aata hai jisme wo puri tarah paseene mein bheege hue thay aisa lag raha tha maano kai meel ki daud lagai ho unka kaala jism puri tarah paseene mein bheega hua chamak raha tha.. maano unhone jism pe sarso k tail ki malish si ki ho
Par aisi photo ko bhi na jane q main kareeb 20 min tak dekhti rehti hu.. kabhi use zoom karti toh kabhi yuhi bus dekhti
Wahi main apne hath ko dekhti jo doodh jaisa gora tha, aisa lagta tha maano kisi ne doodh mein halki si kesar daali ho
Jabki Chacha ji purn roop se kaale aur koyle saman thay
Agar hum dono ek sath khade hote toh sayad kuch aise dikhte
Ummid hai aap Maharaj Chacha aur mere Pariwar k bare mein ache se jaan gaye honge.. toh chaliye wapas tabele mein
Main apni saanso ko kabu mein karne ki koshish karte hue
"Aap meri Gand k peeche q pade hue hai.. log toh suruwat chu..."
Main lazza se laal padne lagti hu aur eske aage kuch bol bhi nahi paati
Par Maharaj Chacha muskura padte hai aur haste hue kehte hai
"Qki tum logo mein, tumhare Sohar log apni aurton ki gand nahi marte.. aur mujhe hamesha se tumhari jaisi ki gand marni thi"
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Yaha tak aapko kahani kaisi lagi mujhe jarur batayen, aur eske aage ka bhi jaldi laungi
- Aapki Munni
very nice talking chatting update
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