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Maharaj Chacha ne Gand Phad di
Update #02
Main jab 10 saal ki thi tabhi apni Khala k yaha chali gayi thi, qki us samay hamare ghar ki maali halat achi nahi thi aur meri padai mein muskil aa rahi thi par phir mere ghar ki halat bahut achi ho gayi par main wahi rahi aur apni padai bhi wahi rehkar aage karti rahi
Saalon se apne Gaon se dur main apni Khala khalu (Mausa- Mausi) k yaha thi, aur in 7 saalon mein waise toh main kai baar apne Gaon aayi par kabhi jada ruki nahi
Par abhi kuch dino pehle hi mere 12th k exam pure hue hai aur ab jaldi hi main wapas apne Gaon Jane wali hua aur aage ki padhai bhi sayad wahi rehkar karu
Aur es baat se main bahut jada khus hu, qki mujhe suru se Gaon jada pasand hai
Waha ki hariyali aur dur dur tak faile hare bhare khet aur un kheton ki rang birangi natkhat kahaniyan, mere kehne ka matlab aap samajh hi rahe honge
Mere Khalu ki yahi Sehar mein cosmetics ki ek badi dukan hai jo ki unke ghar k theek neeche hai, yani uper 3 kamre ka khubsurat sa ghar hai aur uske theek neeche unki badi si cosmetics aur ladies undergarments ki dukan hai
Dukan k bagal se hi uper ghar mein aane k liye sidiyan bani hui hai
Dukan main jadatar ladies hi aati hai esliye kabhi kabhi main bhi apni Khala k sath sath khalu ka hath bata deti hu
Aise hi ek din main Dukan mein counter k peeche baithi hui thi qki Khalu uper ghar mein khana khane gaye hue thay
Us samay dukan pe sirf main aur dukan ki saaf safai karne wala 'Chotu' hi thay ki tabhi mere Phone pe kisi ka call aata hai
Number naya tha esliye main use pehchan nahi paayi par jawab toh dena hi tha, maine Phone utha k Hello kaha
"Kaisi ho Betiya"
Ye aawaz maine aaj se pehle bhi kabhi suni hui thi par yaad nahi aa raha tha kaha
Main- Maaf kare aap kon
Dusri taraf se hasne ki aawaz aati hai aur aisa lagta hai ki jaise wo kisi aur se kuch bol rahe ho
"Dekha BhabhiJaan betiya toh hume bhool hi gayi hai, lo bhai aap hi baat karo"
Esse pehle ki main kuch aur bol paati ki tabhi mere kaano main phir se ek aawaz padti hai
"Kaisi hai Munni"
Ab es aawaz ko toh main kabhi aur kahi bhi pechan sakti thi ye meri Ammi ki aawaz thi
Main- (Khushi se bhar uthti hu) Achi hu Ammi aap kaisi hai ho, aur ye kiska number tha.. pehle kon bol raha tha ?
Main bina saans liya apne man mein aane wale sabhi sawal kar daalti hu
Ammi- (Haste hue) Are are pehle saans toh le le.. main achi hu, aur rahi es number ki baat toh tu inhe kaise bhool gayi, are bachpan mein sabse jada inki ki gaud mein kheli hai tu
Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aata, ki Ammi kiski baat kar rahi hai
Ammi- (Haste hue) Are Pagli apne Maharaj Bhaiya hai, Bachpan mein tere liye goda bana karte thay.. yaad aaya
Mujhe ye naam kuch suna suna lagta hai par yaad ab bhi nahi aa raha tha
"Ammi ab bhi mujhe yaad nahi aa raha, par ye naam suna suna lag raha hai"
Ammi- Lagta hai badam nahi kati hai waha, are wahi jo tujhe Bachpan mein Chusni waali baraf khilaya karte thay aur tu kaise chus chus k khaya karti thi
Ab mujhe kuch kuch yaad aane lagta hai
Main- Maharaj Chacha.. are ha wahi jo hamare ghar k peeche wale ghar mein rehte hai na, jaha wo neem k paid pe jhula pada rehta tha
Ammi- (Haste hue) Ha wahi.. aur wo jhula bhi tere liye hi dalte thay, hum log toh mana bhi karte thay par Maharaj Bhaiya ko hi tujhe jhulana pasand tha
Main- (Haste hue) Ha ha yaad aaya, aur wo mujhe doodh chawal khilate thay
Ammi- (Haste hue) Ha ha wahi.. aur bata kaise hai
Main- Achi hu, par aaj Maharaj Chacha k Phone se baat q kar rahi hai.. Abbu wala Phone kiya hua ?
Ammi- Are tere Abbu subha se khet pe hai.. Maharaj Bhaiya aaye hue thay toh socha unhi k Phone se tujhse baat kar lu
Eske baad hamari aur kuch baatein hoti hai aur aakhir main Ammi kehti hai
"Acha ye number rakh lena, kabhi Abbu wale number pe baat na ho paye toh espe kar liya karna"
Eske baad meri aur Ammi ki aur kuch baatein hoti hai, aur phir phone cut jata hai.. us samay tak khalu bhi khana khake neeche aa jate hai aur unke aate hi main uper ghar mein chali jaati hai
Aaj 3 din gujar chuke thay Ammi or Maharaj Chacha waali us baat ko, main apne bistar pe laiti hui Mobile pe real dekh rahi thi.. ki tabhi mujhe kisi ka message aata hai
Mujhe wo number kuch jana pehchana lagta hai ki tabhi yaad aata hai ki ye toh Maharaj Chacha ka number hai
Main waise hi laite laite sabse pehle gadi ki taraf dekhti hu jaha raat k kareeb 11:55 ho rahe thay
Mujhe hairani hoti hai ki Chacha ji ab tak Jaag rahe hai, jabki Gaon mein es waqt tak toh logo ki ek neend puri ho jaati hai
Berhal main aur jada soche bina unke message ka jawab deti hu
"Kaise hai Chacha ji"
Waise bata du ki Chacha ne jo message Kiya tha usmin likha tha
"Kaisi hai meri piyari Betiya"
Bina kisi samay nast kiye Chacha bhi turant jawab dete hai
"Main toh badiya hu Betiya, par tum jarur apne chacha ko bhool gayi ho"
Main- Are nahi nahi Chacha ji.. aisi baat nahi hai, bhala aap jaise itne piyare Chacha ji ko koi bhool sakta hai, wo toh bus itna samay gujar gaya ki main bus pehchan nahi paayi
Maharaj Chacha hasne waali emoji bhejte hai aur aage likhte hai
"Waise ab toh badi ho gayi hogi meri Betiya Rani, ab toh aur jada piyari ho gayi hogi"
Chacha ki baat padhkar mujhe bhi acha lagta hai aur mere chehre pe bhi Khushi khel jaati hai
"Ha Chacha ab toh Khala k yaha hi rehte rehte 7 saal gujar gaye hai.. samay kab kat jata hai pata hi nahi chalta"
Chacha- Waah meri Betiya toh badi badi baat karne lagi hai, lagta hai sach mein bahut badi ho gayi hai
Main bina kuch sochne likh deti hu
"Aur nahi toh kiya Chacha, ab main wo choti waali Munni thodi rahi.. jo jise aap apni gaud mein bithaya karte thay
Ab main badi ho gayi hu, aapki gaud mein nahi aaungi"
Par jaise hi main ye send karti hu, mujhe ehsaas hota hai ki kahi maine kuch jada aur galat toh nahi likh diya
Par mujhe rahat ki saans tab aati hai jab Chacha ne es bare main aage kuch nahi bola, unka message kaafi sidha sadha tha
"Acha yani meri Betiya ko sab yaad hai"
Main sukun ki saans lete hue bas
"Hmm"
Likh deti hu
Par Maharaj Chacha aage likhte hai
"Acha wo yaad hai ki kaise main tumhare liye doodh chawal banata tha aur.. aur tumhe malai bhi kitni pasand thi"
Chacha ji ki baatein sunkar mujhe sach mein apne Bachpan k dino ki yaad aane lagti hai ki kaise wo khas mere liye Gaon k bazar se rabdi waali malai leke aaya karte thay
Main- Ha Chacha mujhe sab yaad hai, bhala koi apni zindagi k sabse ache dino ko bhool sakti hai
"Phir toh wo bhi yaad hoga ki kaise main tumhare liye Goda bana karta tha, aur tumhe bhi mere sawari karni kitni pasand thi"
Waise toh main nahi chahti thi ki ye baat wapas ubhre par Chacha ne bhi koi ulti sidhi baat nahi ki thi esliye main khulkar aage jawab deti hu
"Ha Chacha wo sab kaise bhool sakti hu, Bachpan ki baat hi alag hoti thi
Par ab kaha koi mere liye Goda banega"
Maharaj Chacha hasne waali emoji bhejte hai aur aage likhte hai
"Yaha Gaon wapas aa jao Betiya, main banuga tumhare liye phir tum mere gode ki sawari kiya karna"
Main- Ji bilkul chacha main bahut jaldi hi Gaon aane waali hu
Maharaj- Chalo Betiya badi raat ho gayi hai, ab so jao
Main bhi unki baat se puri tarah sehmat hoti hu aur phir se baat karne ki baat kehkar hum dono hi sone ki tayyari karne lagte hai
Main itne saalon baad Maharaj Chacha se baat karke bahut khus thi, mujhe Bachpan ka ek ek din maano phir se yaad aa raha tha
Tabhi main khud se kehti hu
"Waise mujhe laga nahi tha ki Chacha ko WhatsApp chalana bhi aata ho"
Main ye sochte sochte kab so jaati hu mujhe eska pata hi nahi chalta
Ab baari hai yaha se wapas usi Tabele mein chalne ki jaha meri gand main jaldi hi ek chamdiwala lund ghusne wala hai
Par usse pehle main aapko Maharaj Chacha k bare mein ache se bata deti hu
Maharaj Chacha ki umar kareeb 49 saal hogi aur unka koi pariwar nahi hai, wo jab 15 saal k thay usi samay unke Maa Baap ki ek durghatna mein mrityu ho gayi thi aur khud unhone kabhi shadi nahi ki
Maharaj Chacha ne saalon tak sehar mein 'Watchman' aur phir 'Security Guard' ka kaam kiya par kareeb 10 saal pehle unhone wo sab chor diya aur hamesha hamesha k liye Gaon wapas aake yahi bas gaye
Abhi wo yahi Gaon k Railway Station k bahar ek choti si Chai ki dukan chalate hai
Jisse unki kamai bhi achi hoti hai aur logo se baatein karte hue unke din bhi ache gujar rahe hai
Mere Abbu aur Maharaj Chacha ki suru se bahut achi banti hai aur uski ek badi wajah hai ki Chacha ji hamare ghar k theek peeche hi rehte hai.. yani aap ek ki chatt se dusre k ghar me ja sakte hai
Unke ghar k bagal hi ek chota sa tabela hai jo waise toh hamara hai par Abbu ne wo Gaon k ek doodh wale ko de rakha hai
Maharaj Chacha dikhne mein kisi inshani Saand jaise lagte hai, main unki burai nahi kar rahi hu.. par wo sach mein aise hi dikhte hai
Lambe chaude aur balish sarir k, badi badi muche aur raub daar aawaz, jada baat nahi karte par dil k bahut ache hai
Unhe dekh k hi lagta hai ki unke jism me taqat ki koi kami nahi hai, wo aaj bhi subha subha kasrat karte hai aur roz subha paidal hi pura Gaon naap dalte hai
Ummid hai aap ab Maharaj Chacha ko ache se jaan gaye honge.. toh chaliye wapas tabele mein
Main apni saanso ko kabu mein karne ki koshish karte hue
"Aap meri Gand k peeche q pade hue hai.. log toh suruwat chu..."
Main lazza se laal padne lagti hu aur eske aage kuch bol bhi nahi paati
Par Maharaj Chacha muskura padte hai aur haste hue kehte hai
"Qki tum logo mein, tumhare Sohar log apni aurton ki gand nahi marte.. aur mujhe hamesha se tumhari jaisi ki gand marni thi"
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