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Update:20
Update:20
Raste mai ghar ki taraf jaate hue. Pankaj aur Rahul baatcheet kar rahe hote hai.
Pankaj: Chal aaj mai tujhe okhli mai chana kutna sikhata hun, dekhte hai kaun kaisa chana kutata hai
Rahul: Chana kut kuo raho ho, piswa lo chakki pe jaa ke.
Pankaj: Tu pagah hai kya, ab tu kahega gaay kuo paal rahe ho jaake doodh kharid lo
Rahul: Vo baat alag hai
Pankaj: gaaon mai log ghar mai chawal aur chana wagera piss lete hai bhai. Chinta mat aata hamara chakki pe hi pista hai
Rahul: Okay...
Dono ghar pahuchte hai, chachi aur soniya khana bana rahi hoti hai.
Pankaj: Maa Mandir kal jaayenge to abhi chana piss dete hai.
Chachi: Chana wahi okhal ke paas hi rakah hai.
Pankaj: Achha ruk khana kha Pehle, Rahul beta tum khana kha ke to nahi aao na?
Soniya (pyar se): Aaye bhi ho to bhi khana padgea (haste hue), baitho tum dono mai khana lagati hun.
Rahul apne ghar mai chota jarur tha lekin use kabhi itne pyar se bitha ke kisi nai khana nahi khilya. Pragya nai use bahot pyar diya aur maa ki kami nahi hone di lekin chachi ki mamta bhari aawaj use apni
maa ki kami jhalka rahi thi. Vo bhaawok hote hue, chup chap baith jaata hai. Chachi use thali deti hai aur uske sir pe pyar se haath pherte hue kahti hai.
Chachi: Pet bhar ke aur man bhar ke khana.
Rahul: Ji chachi.
Pankaj: haan bhai pet bhar ke khaa, phir kamar tod kaam karna hai.
Khana khaane ke baad, Pankaj use ek kone waale room mai le jaata hai. Uss room ke aas paas bhi store room hi the. Sabhi mai aalu, pyaaj, lehsun rakha hua tha. To kahin drum bhar ke chawal aur gehu rakha
hua tha.
Rahul: Bhai tere ghar pe kya kya ugaya jaata hai
Pankaj: Sab kuch, hum log khaane ki koi bhi cheej bahar se nahi lete, sab ghar pe hi ugti hai. Ek dum fresh aur poshak se bhara hua
Rahul: Yeh sahi hai yr.
Phir Pankaj okhali ke andar chana bhar deta hai aur phir Rahul ko kahta hai.
Pankaj: Sabse jaruri cheej to bhul hi gaye
Rahul: Kya
Pankaj ek ek karke apne saare kapde nikal deta hai aur poora nanga ho jaata hai. Rahul ke saamne Pankaj itni baar nanga ho chuka tha ki ab use koi farq nahi padta tha.
Rahul: Yeh kya kar raha hai be
Pankaj: Bhai okhali nange ho ke chalate hai
Rahul: Kya bakwas hai
Pankaj: Yahi rule hai, nange isliye hote hai ki kapdo wagera ki koi gandi okhali mai naa pade
Rahul: Kuch bhi
Pankaj: Bhai nange hoke chalate hai, god promise. Kapde nikal
Rahul: Mujhe bhi hona padega kya
Pankaj: Aur kya? tu bhi to chalayega
Rahul: Koi aa gaya to yr
Pankaj: Koi nahi aata yaha. Tu chinta mat kar.
Rahul Pankaj ki baato mai aake apne bhi saare kapde nikal ke nanga ho jaata hai.
Pankaj: Choti hai (uske lulli ko dekhte hue)
Rahul: haa ter bahot badi hai na.
Pankaj: Chal ab kaam shuru karte hai.
Phir Pankaj aur Rahul nange hoke hi okhal chalana shuru kar dete hai. Dono ek saath hi musal ko chala rahe the, isliye chana bahot jaldi pis raha tha. Rahul ko yeh kaam karke bahot satisfaction mil raha tha.
Pehli baar vo koi aisa kaam kar raha tha.
Rahul: Bhai wakai mai maja aa raha hai
Pankaj: Kisme okhli mai ya nange hone mai (haste hue)
Rahul: Abe okhali chalane mai maja aa raha hai,, (pause ke baad) waise nange hone mai bhi maja aa raha hai (haste hue use ek taali deta hai)
Pankaj: Wahi to yr, apne lulli ko mast hawa mai hilaane ka maja hi alag hai. Mai to ghar pe din bhar nanga hi rahta hun
Rahul: Kya baat kar raha hai, chachi Di kuch kahti nahi
Pankaj: Bhai koi kuch nahi kahta hai, bachpan se hi nanga raha hun mai. Nanga nahata hun, nanga khata hun, nanga sota hun, nanga hi hagta hun (haste hue)
Rahul: Tu bata raha tha ki apni Maa ke saath sota tha, Nanga hi sota tha,
Pankaj: Sota tha ka kya matlab hai, nanga hi sota hun
Rahul: Yr ajeeb nahi lagta
Pankaj: Kaisa ajeeb lagna
Rahul kuch bolne jaa raha hota hai lekin bolta nahi. Pankaj samaj jaata hai ki, Vo kuch kahna chahta hai, lekin kah nahi paa raha
Pankaj: Bol na, kya bolna chah raha tha
Rahul: Kuch nahi
Pankaj: Abe bole na
Rahul: tera apni chahchi ke saath nanaga sote hue khada nahi hota kya. Mera to ladki bagal mai baith jaaye to khada jo jaata hai.
Pankaj: Teri didi ke saath soyu to beshak khada ho jaayega, lekin apni maa behen ke saath nahi mujhe koi problem nahi hoti.
Rahul: Phir to theek hai
Pankaj (haste hue evil Muskaan ke saath): Waise bhi sab apni behno pe tharak nahi rakhte
Rahul : Bhai yr vo bass ek baar ki baat thi
Pankaj: Do baar, unhe towel mai dekh ke muth kaun maar raha th
Rahul: Vo to tu bhi maar raha tha
Pankaj: Haa to, vo kaun si meri behne hai
Rahul: sagi nahi to kya hai, di to tu bhi bolta hi hai na
Pankaj: Theek hai yr, maine kaha na ki mai tujhe judge nahi karta. Lund hai khada ho jaata hai. Mera bhi kabhi kabhi ho hi jaata hai, ab kya hi.....
Tabhi Soniya waha achanak aa jaati hai. Asal mai ghar ka farsh mitti ka tha isliye waha pairo ki aawaj nahi sunaayi deti hai aur upar se Soniya koi payal bhi nahi pehanti, isliye uske aane ka pata nahi
chala. Vo jaise hi darwaaje ke paas pahuchi, Rahul ki najar uss pe pad jaati hai. Rahul Pankaj se mushal chin ke uske piche khada ho jaata hai. Soniya ko aadat thi, apne bhai ko nanga dekhne ki aur uske liye
Rahul bhi uske bhai jaisa hi tha. Vo use nanga dekh ke surprise to hoti hai, lekin use kuch ajeeb nahi lagta. Ulta Rahul ko aise sharmaate dekh, use hasi aa jaati hai
Soniya: bhai mushal ke piche kya chup rahe ho, sab dikh rha hai
Pankaj bhi use iss halat mai dekh haste hue kahta hai.
Pankaj: Sharam nahi aati nanga hote hue
Rahul: Chup kar, tune hi to kaha tha ki nanga hoke okhali chalate hai. Di isne kaha tha.
Pankaj: Maine kab kaha, tujhe hi nanga hone ka man kar rha tha. Di maine kuch nahi kaha (maje lete hue)
Rahul: Di jooth bol raha hai yeh
Soniya aaram se room ke andar ghusti hai aur Rahul ke peeche chali jaati hai. Rahul unke karib aate hi mushal ko uss taraf ghuma ke apni body chupaane lagta hai. Soniya use muskurate hue kahti hai
Soniya: Pyaj lene aayi hun, lelu.
Pyaj lene ke baad, Soniya Rahul ke kapde utha ke use thamati aur haste hue kahti hai.
Soniya: Yeh lo apni ijjat bacha lo, (aur Pankaj ko dekhte hue kahti hai) iski baate mat suna karo kabhi bura fasayega tumhe. (uske baalo mai haath pherti hai aur chali jaati hai)
Rahul: Bejtti karwa di tune di ke saamne
Pankaj: Ab Di jaa ke Maa ko batayegi. Maa Paa ko batayingi. Phir dhire dhire poore gaaon ko pata chal jaayega
Rahul: Chup rahe,
Update:20
Raste mai ghar ki taraf jaate hue. Pankaj aur Rahul baatcheet kar rahe hote hai.
Pankaj: Chal aaj mai tujhe okhli mai chana kutna sikhata hun, dekhte hai kaun kaisa chana kutata hai
Rahul: Chana kut kuo raho ho, piswa lo chakki pe jaa ke.
Pankaj: Tu pagah hai kya, ab tu kahega gaay kuo paal rahe ho jaake doodh kharid lo
Rahul: Vo baat alag hai
Pankaj: gaaon mai log ghar mai chawal aur chana wagera piss lete hai bhai. Chinta mat aata hamara chakki pe hi pista hai
Rahul: Okay...
Dono ghar pahuchte hai, chachi aur soniya khana bana rahi hoti hai.
Pankaj: Maa Mandir kal jaayenge to abhi chana piss dete hai.
Chachi: Chana wahi okhal ke paas hi rakah hai.
Pankaj: Achha ruk khana kha Pehle, Rahul beta tum khana kha ke to nahi aao na?
Soniya (pyar se): Aaye bhi ho to bhi khana padgea (haste hue), baitho tum dono mai khana lagati hun.
Rahul apne ghar mai chota jarur tha lekin use kabhi itne pyar se bitha ke kisi nai khana nahi khilya. Pragya nai use bahot pyar diya aur maa ki kami nahi hone di lekin chachi ki mamta bhari aawaj use apni
maa ki kami jhalka rahi thi. Vo bhaawok hote hue, chup chap baith jaata hai. Chachi use thali deti hai aur uske sir pe pyar se haath pherte hue kahti hai.
Chachi: Pet bhar ke aur man bhar ke khana.
Rahul: Ji chachi.
Pankaj: haan bhai pet bhar ke khaa, phir kamar tod kaam karna hai.
Khana khaane ke baad, Pankaj use ek kone waale room mai le jaata hai. Uss room ke aas paas bhi store room hi the. Sabhi mai aalu, pyaaj, lehsun rakha hua tha. To kahin drum bhar ke chawal aur gehu rakha
hua tha.
Rahul: Bhai tere ghar pe kya kya ugaya jaata hai
Pankaj: Sab kuch, hum log khaane ki koi bhi cheej bahar se nahi lete, sab ghar pe hi ugti hai. Ek dum fresh aur poshak se bhara hua
Rahul: Yeh sahi hai yr.
Phir Pankaj okhali ke andar chana bhar deta hai aur phir Rahul ko kahta hai.
Pankaj: Sabse jaruri cheej to bhul hi gaye
Rahul: Kya
Pankaj ek ek karke apne saare kapde nikal deta hai aur poora nanga ho jaata hai. Rahul ke saamne Pankaj itni baar nanga ho chuka tha ki ab use koi farq nahi padta tha.
Rahul: Yeh kya kar raha hai be
Pankaj: Bhai okhali nange ho ke chalate hai
Rahul: Kya bakwas hai
Pankaj: Yahi rule hai, nange isliye hote hai ki kapdo wagera ki koi gandi okhali mai naa pade
Rahul: Kuch bhi
Pankaj: Bhai nange hoke chalate hai, god promise. Kapde nikal
Rahul: Mujhe bhi hona padega kya
Pankaj: Aur kya? tu bhi to chalayega
Rahul: Koi aa gaya to yr
Pankaj: Koi nahi aata yaha. Tu chinta mat kar.
Rahul Pankaj ki baato mai aake apne bhi saare kapde nikal ke nanga ho jaata hai.
Pankaj: Choti hai (uske lulli ko dekhte hue)
Rahul: haa ter bahot badi hai na.
Pankaj: Chal ab kaam shuru karte hai.
Phir Pankaj aur Rahul nange hoke hi okhal chalana shuru kar dete hai. Dono ek saath hi musal ko chala rahe the, isliye chana bahot jaldi pis raha tha. Rahul ko yeh kaam karke bahot satisfaction mil raha tha.
Pehli baar vo koi aisa kaam kar raha tha.
Rahul: Bhai wakai mai maja aa raha hai
Pankaj: Kisme okhli mai ya nange hone mai (haste hue)
Rahul: Abe okhali chalane mai maja aa raha hai,, (pause ke baad) waise nange hone mai bhi maja aa raha hai (haste hue use ek taali deta hai)
Pankaj: Wahi to yr, apne lulli ko mast hawa mai hilaane ka maja hi alag hai. Mai to ghar pe din bhar nanga hi rahta hun
Rahul: Kya baat kar raha hai, chachi Di kuch kahti nahi
Pankaj: Bhai koi kuch nahi kahta hai, bachpan se hi nanga raha hun mai. Nanga nahata hun, nanga khata hun, nanga sota hun, nanga hi hagta hun (haste hue)
Rahul: Tu bata raha tha ki apni Maa ke saath sota tha, Nanga hi sota tha,
Pankaj: Sota tha ka kya matlab hai, nanga hi sota hun
Rahul: Yr ajeeb nahi lagta
Pankaj: Kaisa ajeeb lagna
Rahul kuch bolne jaa raha hota hai lekin bolta nahi. Pankaj samaj jaata hai ki, Vo kuch kahna chahta hai, lekin kah nahi paa raha
Pankaj: Bol na, kya bolna chah raha tha
Rahul: Kuch nahi
Pankaj: Abe bole na
Rahul: tera apni chahchi ke saath nanaga sote hue khada nahi hota kya. Mera to ladki bagal mai baith jaaye to khada jo jaata hai.
Pankaj: Teri didi ke saath soyu to beshak khada ho jaayega, lekin apni maa behen ke saath nahi mujhe koi problem nahi hoti.
Rahul: Phir to theek hai
Pankaj (haste hue evil Muskaan ke saath): Waise bhi sab apni behno pe tharak nahi rakhte
Rahul : Bhai yr vo bass ek baar ki baat thi
Pankaj: Do baar, unhe towel mai dekh ke muth kaun maar raha th
Rahul: Vo to tu bhi maar raha tha
Pankaj: Haa to, vo kaun si meri behne hai
Rahul: sagi nahi to kya hai, di to tu bhi bolta hi hai na
Pankaj: Theek hai yr, maine kaha na ki mai tujhe judge nahi karta. Lund hai khada ho jaata hai. Mera bhi kabhi kabhi ho hi jaata hai, ab kya hi.....
Tabhi Soniya waha achanak aa jaati hai. Asal mai ghar ka farsh mitti ka tha isliye waha pairo ki aawaj nahi sunaayi deti hai aur upar se Soniya koi payal bhi nahi pehanti, isliye uske aane ka pata nahi
chala. Vo jaise hi darwaaje ke paas pahuchi, Rahul ki najar uss pe pad jaati hai. Rahul Pankaj se mushal chin ke uske piche khada ho jaata hai. Soniya ko aadat thi, apne bhai ko nanga dekhne ki aur uske liye
Rahul bhi uske bhai jaisa hi tha. Vo use nanga dekh ke surprise to hoti hai, lekin use kuch ajeeb nahi lagta. Ulta Rahul ko aise sharmaate dekh, use hasi aa jaati hai
Soniya: bhai mushal ke piche kya chup rahe ho, sab dikh rha hai
Pankaj bhi use iss halat mai dekh haste hue kahta hai.
Pankaj: Sharam nahi aati nanga hote hue
Rahul: Chup kar, tune hi to kaha tha ki nanga hoke okhali chalate hai. Di isne kaha tha.
Pankaj: Maine kab kaha, tujhe hi nanga hone ka man kar rha tha. Di maine kuch nahi kaha (maje lete hue)
Rahul: Di jooth bol raha hai yeh
Soniya aaram se room ke andar ghusti hai aur Rahul ke peeche chali jaati hai. Rahul unke karib aate hi mushal ko uss taraf ghuma ke apni body chupaane lagta hai. Soniya use muskurate hue kahti hai
Soniya: Pyaj lene aayi hun, lelu.
Pyaj lene ke baad, Soniya Rahul ke kapde utha ke use thamati aur haste hue kahti hai.
Soniya: Yeh lo apni ijjat bacha lo, (aur Pankaj ko dekhte hue kahti hai) iski baate mat suna karo kabhi bura fasayega tumhe. (uske baalo mai haath pherti hai aur chali jaati hai)
Rahul: Bejtti karwa di tune di ke saamne
Pankaj: Ab Di jaa ke Maa ko batayegi. Maa Paa ko batayingi. Phir dhire dhire poore gaaon ko pata chal jaayega
Rahul: Chup rahe,