UPDATE 11
Nayi subah naya savera
subah 4 baje se 9 laga hua tha
exercise karne mein
roz subah woh 4 ghanta exercise karta tha
8 baj chuke the
9 chala gaya
main ready hoke neeche pahuncha
aur nashta karne baith gaya
meera aayi aur mere bagal mein baith gayi
dono mami nashta laga rahi thi
aur bmama paper padh rahe the
bmami..kya har waqt papar padhte rehte hain
nashta lag chuka hai
bmama..lo rakh diya
aur phir hum sab nashta karne lage
uske baad main school ki taraf nikal gaya
meera mujhse baat karna chahti thi
uska dil kar raha tha
mujhse baat karne ka
school pahuncha
toh meri class ke saare students ghabrake mujhe dekh rahe the
tabhi mere bagal mein sonam aake baith gayi
aur mujhe dekhke muskura di
main aage dekhne laga
lunch time hua
aur main ek ped pe apni peeth lagake tiffin khaane laga
school ke bahar ek maidaan tha
usmein kuchh bachche khel rahe the
aur tabhi unmein se do bachcho ne ladna shuru kar diya
maara peeti kar rahe the
bewakoof kahin ke
ladayi karne ka itna shauk hai
toh akhade mein chale jaaye
wahan toh licence bhi mil jaata hai
ab main apna lunch kar raha tha
tabhi sonam mere paas aake khadi ho gayi
main..kya hai
sonam..yahan baith jaaun
chhote maalik
main..baith jaao
woh baith gayi
3..bhai yeh pyar ka chakkar hai
ise yahan se dafa kar
yaad hai na meera se shaadi tay ho chuki hai
chudai sabke sath karo
lekin pyar ek se hi karo
baat sahi thi ajay ki
sonam ne shalwar kameez pehen rakhkhi thi
dupatta uske seene pe tha
jismein uska gala dikh raha tha
ab sonam yeh dekhke sharma gayi
use laga ki main use us najar se dekh raha hoon
main uska dupatta pakda
woh ghabra gayi
main dupatte se uske poore seene ko dhaka
aur phir ek hissa uske sar pe bhi rakh diya
sonam sharma ke bhaag gayi wahan se
3..abe yeh kya randaapa kar raha hai
kyun uske itna nazdeek jaa raha hai
main kuchh nahi bola
phir main ghar aagaya
ghar aake main sofe pe baitha hi tha
ki meera mere liye paani leke aagayi
main paani pee liya
aur phir woh mere paas baith gayi
aur mujhe dekhne lagi
main..kuchh chahiye tumhein
meera..nahi toh
main..theek hai
yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya
phir 5 activitie ho gaya
5 ne padhai karni shuru kar di
meera wohin baithi apni kismat ko kos rahi thi
kitna handsome ladka mila hai mujhe
kaash thoda romance karta
thodi pyar bhari baatein karta
woh aise baithi thi
bmami ki najar uspe padi
bmami uske paas pahunchi
bmami.. kya hua hai
aise akayle kyun baithi ho
meera.. bas aise hi
bmami..dekho meera main tumhara haal samajhti hoon
lekin ajay aisa hi hai
kabhi bahut pyar se baat karega
aur kabhi sirf kaam ki baat
lekin ek baat ka mujhe poora yakeen hai
ki woh tumhara sath humesha dega
mere bete jaisa koi nahi hai
meera.. jaanti hoon
bas chhoti hoon na
isi liye yeh sab ajeeb lag raha hai
cmami yeh sab baatein sun rahi thi
kuchh der baad cmami mere room mein aagayi
khaane ke liye leke
cmami..baabu tumse baat karni hai
do ghante baad aap baat kar sakti hain
main unki taraf bina dekhe hue bola
cmami..theek hai phir khaa lena
cmami chali gayi
do ghante ho gaye
5 chala gaya
aur main apne room se nikalke cmami ke paas gaya
woh apne room mein thi
ab gate khula tha
isi liye main andar ghus gaya
cmami ne sirf bra aur panty pehni hui thi
unke jism pe kayi jagah chot ke nishaan the
tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
8 activate ho gaya
aur rone laga
woh usi haalat mein mere paas aagayi
cmami.. kya hua baabu
8 kuchh nahi bola bas rota raha
jiske baad cmami ne usr apne séene se laga liya
aur uske sar ko sehlane lagi
cmami.. baabu kyun ro rahe ho
main hoon na tumhare paas
rona band karo
lekin 8 chup nahi hua
logo ko takleef mein dekhke 8 ko jyada takleef hoti thi
usse bardasht nahi hua
jab usne cmani ke sharir pe aise nishaan dekhe
ek nahi the kayi the
cmami ko pata tha
ki woh abhi kis haalat mein hain
phir bhi cmami 8 ko chup karane mein lagi hui thi
8 rote rote behosh ho gaya
cmami ka dil ghabra gaya
unhone jaldi se ek nighty pehni
aur phir doctor ko phone kar di
phir cmami ne bmami ko awaj di
bmami jab aayi
toh unhone dekha
ki main behosh hoon
bmami.. kya hua baabu ko
cmami..rote hue..pata nahi kaise behosh ho gaya
meera apne room mein tv dekh rahi thi
tabhi use awajein aayi
aur meera jab wahan pahunchi
toh uski aankho mein se bhi aansu nikalne lage
meera mere paas aayi
aur mujhe pakadke rone lagi
.kuchh der mein doctor aaya
aur usne mera check up kiya
phir injection diya
bmami..kya hua hai doctor baabu ko
doctor..shayad inhein koi sadma pahuncha hai
koi aisi baat hui hai
jisse inhein bahut takleef hui hai
bmami..gusse mein
chhoti kya hua hai baabu ko
cmami.. haklate hue..mujhe kya pata
aur aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakti hain
ki maine baabu se kuchh kaha hoga
doctor..ab main chalti hoon
aur phir woh chali gayi
aur kuchh der baad main hosh mein aagaya
bmami..kya hua tha
kyun behosh ho gaye the
main.. pata nahi
bmami..kal tum bmama ke sath hospital chale jaana
wahan apna full checkup karwana
main.. zarurat nahi hai
yeh bolke main khada ho gaya
aur phir apne room mein aagaya
main dekha Rahul mere bed pe soya hua tha
main use uthaya
Rahul..sone dijiye na
kyun pareshan kar rahe hain
main..apne room mein jaake so jaao
Rahul..main nahi jaaunga
yeh mera bhi room hain
aap mere bhaiya ho na
is liye
yeh bolke woh phirse so gaya
main chhat pe jaake baith gaya
9..boss mereko cigarette peena hai
10.. smoking is injurious to health
9..kitne dino se nahi peeya hai
upar mein ek room bana hua tha
uske bed ke neeche cigarette rakhkha tha
9 ne woh nikaala
aur peene laga
tabhi meera chhat pe aagayi
aur uski najar mujhpe padi
mujhe cigarette peeta dekh
woh shocked ho gayi
aap cigarette bhi peete hain
hey bhagwan kahan fans gayi main
tabhi 9 ki najar meera pe padi
meera ko dekhke usne cigarette nahi fenki
peeta raha
meera mere paas aagayi
meera..aap yeh bhi karte hain
9.. kabhi kabhi
meera..ghar mein kisi ko pata hai
9..nahi
meera.. aur agar meri jagah aur koi aur aajata toh
bmami ya phir cmami
9.. unhein chhat pe aane ki permission nahi hai
woh ghar ke andar hi rehti hain
yeh sunke meera ne ajeeb sa muhh banaya
9..shaadi ke baad tumhein bhi nahi hogi
meera.. kyun
9..is ghar ki parampara hai
jiska paalan is ghar ki bahu ko karna parta hai
meera..aur agar main mana karu toh
9..toh jo hoga woh tum khud dekh lena
yeh sunke meera buri tarah se ghabra gayi
aur uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
9..main majak kar raha hoon
aisi koi baat nahi hai
yeh sunke meera 9 ko maarne lagi
phir jab 9 ne cigarette pee liya
toh woh chala gaya
meera..aap bahut bure hain
main..agar itna hi bura hoon
toh mujhse shaadi mat karo
meera...ab itne bhi nahi hain
yeh bolke woh chali gayi
next day
ranjeet Singh
dono accountants ko ko ghur ghur ke dekh raha tha
ranjeet..ka lauda fans gaya hai
sasur ka naati
kuchh pata laga ki nahi
aadmi1..sir kisi ne hack karke
paise gayab kiye hain
ranjeet..kaa baat kar rahe ho
re boor ka choda
yah toh humko pahle se maalum hai
koi naya baat bata
aadmi2..sir humari kya galti hai
hum toh sirf accounts ki jaankari rakhte hain
ab agar kisi ne hack karke paise gayab kar diye
toh hum kya karein
yeh toh security waalo ko dhyan rakhna chahiye tha na
aur iske aage woh kuchh bol nahi paaya
kyunki uske sar mein ranjeet singh goli utaar chuka tha
ranjeet..bol toh aise raha tha
jaise humein yeh sab pata nahi hai
madarchod kahin ka
aur tu
tujhe is liye chhod raha hoon
kaahe ki tu iski tarah badbola nahi hai
chal ab bhaag yahan se
aur jaake apna kaam kar
phir ranjeet singh ne kisi ko call kiya
ranjeet. kuchh pata laga ki nahi
aisa ho sakta hai
ki main pata lagau
aur na pata lage
address locate kar liya hai maine
ranjeet.. shabbash bitiya
address bhej do humka
aur phir ranjeet singh ke phone pe address aagaya
aur address dekhke woh chaunk gaya
ranjeet singh ke paséene chhut gaye
usne Turant kisi ko phone lagaya
bolo ranjeet
ranjeet.. sir humare paise jisne gayab kiye the
uski location mil gayi hai
toh bata kyun rahe ho
jaao jaake dekho kaun hai
aur use zinda rakhna
ranjeet..sir
address ***********
what what the fuck
yeh kaise ho sakta hai
ranjeet.. wohi toh sir
woh ghar toh kabse band pada hai
phir bhi jaake dekho
aur phir phone cut gaya
village police station
inspector..are kuchh pata chala us randi waale ka
hawaldaar..kahan sir
koi suraag hi nahi mil raha hai
inspector..ek kaam karo
us laundiya ko uthake laao
jarur woh kuchh na kuchh jaanti hogi
hawaldaar..kaun laundiya
inspector..wohi jise us madarchod ne chhod diya tha
yeh sunke woh hawaldaar priya ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye
aur use uthake thaane le aaye
phir inspector ne bahut daraya dhamkaya use
lekin woh bas yahi bolti rahi
ki use kuchh nahi pata hai
aaj priya bhi school aayi thi
woh ab pehle jaisi nahi thi
woh bahut ajeeb lag rahi thi
meri najar uspe padi
aur main use dekhne laga
8 activate ho gaya
woh priya ke paas pahuncha
mujhe dekhte hi Priya ghabra gayi
aur uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
8..ek minute side mein chaliye
humein aapse kuchh baat karni hai
Priya ghabrate hue 8 ke sath chalne lagi
8 ne idhar udhar dekha
priya rote hue..maine kisi ko kuchh nahi bataya
please mujhe mat maaro
8 ki aankho mein aansu aagaye
aur phir 8 ne priya ke pair pakad liye
8.. humein maaf kar dijiye
humne aapke sath jo bhi kiya uske liye
bhale hi aap kitni hi galat thi
lekin humein aapke. sath woh sab nahi karna chahiye tha
priya but bani 8 ko dekhti rahi
8..aap bus humein maaf kar dijiye
priya darte hue..maine aapko maaf kiya
aur phir Priya wahan se darte hue chali gayi
3..lauda maaf kari
aise kaamo ki maafi nahi milti hai
tabhi 8 ki najar sonam pe padi
sonam ki aankho mein aansu the
sonam..mujhe aapse yeh ummid nahi thi
usne mere sath itna galat kiya
aur aap usse maafi maang rahe hain
yeh bolke sonam chali jaati reh gayi
main school aagaya
aur phir ghar
meera se thodi baat
phir agle din school
aise hi ek mahine beet gaye
meera mujhe leke ab confused ho gayi thi
kabhi main usse baat nahi karta
aur kabhi itna baat Karta
ki woh yakeen nahi kar paati
ek mahine se maine khoon nahi kiya tha
lekin ab mera dil kar raha tha
nana ji bhi ek mahine se ghar nahi aaye the
us din se sonam ne mujhse baat nahi ki
achcha hua
aur waise bhi uska aur mera kuchh hone waala nahi tha
cmama ghar aagaye the
lekin unke tevar ab bhi wohi the
main sone ki tayyari kar raha tha
aur tabhi cmami mere room mein aagayi
cmami..baabu
main..jee
cmami..main tumhare mama se divorce nahi le sakti
tumhare nana lene nahi denge
aur na ab main tumhare mama ke paas reh sakti hoon
woh kabhi nahi sudhar sakte
aaj bhi unhone mujhe maara
mujhpe hath uthaya
mujhe gaaliya di
woh chup hoke mujhe dekhne lagi
aur phirse unhone bolna shuru kiya
cmami..main yeh sab tumhein sirf is liye bata rahi hoon
kyunki main chahti hoon
ki tum mujhe galat na samjho
us din jab tum behosh hue the
tab main samajh gayi
ki tum mere zakhmo ko dekhke behosh hue ho
main samajh gayi ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho
bahut jyada
aur isi liye tumhare liye mere dil mein ek alag jagah ban gayi
pata hi nahi chala ki kab tumse pyar ho gaya
sasur jee aayenge
toh main unhein sab bata dungi
aur yahi kahungi
ki main unki bahu banke rahungi
lekin us zaleel ke sath nahi rahungi
agar woh maante hain toh theek hai
agar nahi toh main apni jaan de dungi
uske baad tumhein Rahul ka dhyan rakhna hoga
bhabhi dikhati nahi hain
lekin kabhi kabhi unhein mujhse jalan hoti hai
ki unhein sirf beti hui
aur mujhe beta
main..aisa kuchh nahi hoga
aur maan lijiye agar nana jee maan gaye aapki baat
cmami..agar woh maan jaate hain
tab main is ghar mein rahungi
Rahul ki maa
aur tumhari biwi banke....