"Mujhe besharam hi pasand hai... shareef nahi pasand... mere pati jaisa lalu... Aap ki ye besharmi hi toh bha gayi hai mujhe..."
Uska yeh kehna tha ki unke beech ka tanaav bilkul khatam ho gaya, aur dono ab poori tarah ek doosre ke sath is khel ka maza lene lage.
... Mera pati toh bas seedha-saadha bana rehta hai. Mujhe toh aap ki yahi besharmi bha gayi hai... ab jo karna hai karo, par mujhe aise aadha chhod kar mat tadpao!"
Munna ne uski baat sunkar ek gehri aur sarsarati hui saans li, aur uski kamar ko dono hathon se kas ke pakadte hue bola:
Munna: "Main kitni berahmi se chodta hoon tujhe, yeh toh ab tak pata lag hi gaya hoga na rani? Meri is besharmi ka poora swad chakha raha hoon tujhe."
Yeh kehte hue usne bina ruke apni raftar ko banaye rakha, taaki Dipa ke jism ki woh uttejna aur bechaini kam na ho.
Dipa ki aankhon mein ek ajeeb si chamak aur honton par ek besharam muskaan aa gayi.
Dard aur maze ke us nashe mein dhoobkar, usne Munna ki gardan ko apni baahon mein aur bhi kas liya. Haanfte hue aur lambi siskiyan lete hue woh boli:
Dipa: "Haan... aaaaaaahhhh... mujhe yeh aap ki berahmi bohot pasand hai ji...
Munna ne jaise hi Dipa ke mooh se yeh suna, uski aankhon mein ek shaitani chamak aa gayi. Usne thoda ruk kar, Madhu ki taraf ek nazar dekha..
Madhu ki taraf dekhte hue, Munna ne dubara Dipa par apna poora bhaar dala aur uske kaan ke paas aakar halke se uske gaal ko daanton se kaatate hue bola:
Munna: "Tu yeh berahmi sahan kar legi rani? Madhu ko toh aadat hai meri is berahmi ki... uski toh jaan basti hai isme, par tu sahan karegi kya? Tu hai ek ekdum nazuk kali aur main thehra behram insan... Soch le, meri ye raftar teri is tight chut ko poori tarah jhinjhor degi."
Dipa ne jab Madhu ka naam suna aur Munna ki nazar us taraf jaati dekhi, toh uske andar ka nasha aur zyaada bhadak utha.
Madhu ke samne is tarah chudne aur Munna ki berahmi jhelne ka khayal use aur bhi uttejit kar gaya.
Dipa: "Aaahhh... Madhu ko aadat hai toh... mujhe bhi aadat daal do ji... Main is nazuk kali ko aapke hi hawale karti hoon... Tod do ise apni berahmi se... uffffff... par ab ruko mat!"
Munna ne jab Dipa ke mooh se yeh suna, toh usne apni raftar ko thoda dheema kiya, magar apna lund andar tak thons kar rakkha taaki Dipa uski garmi ko mehsus karti rahe.
Usne Madhu ke samne hi Dipa ke chehre ko thoda upar uthaya aur shararat bhari muskaan ke sath pucha:
Munna: "Aadat dalne ke liye kya karna padta hai, pata hai na rani?"
Dipa ke jism mein is waqt uttejna ka tufan utha hua thaa, woh Munna ke lund ki pakad mein poori tarah jhakri hui thhi. Usne haanfte hue aur apni aankhein kholkar Munna ki taraf dekha:
Dipa: "Haan... haan pata hai ji..."
Munna: (Ek chhota sa jhatka maarte hue)
"Kya karna padta hai? Zara apne mooh se bata mujhe..."
Dipa ne thoda siskate hue aur nakhre se apni gaand ko halka sa upar uchkaya aur boli:
Dipa: "Aise hi... aaaaaahhhh... aise hi din-raat mujhe chodna hoga... Aapko ab Madhu ko bhul jana hoga, aur apni is Dipa rani ko din-raat chod-chod kar apna banana hoga... Uffff..."
Munna ne yeh sunkar ek zordaar dhakka maara aur haste hue bola:
Munna: "Din-raat chodne ke liye... tujhe yahi pada rehna hoga meri chaarpai par. Rehh payegi?"
Dipa ne bina kisi jhijhak ke, Madhu ki taraf dekhte hue aur thoda uttejit hokar jawab diya:
Dipa: "Padi rahungi na... phir woh kya itni badi baat hai kya? Aap bas karne wale bano..."
Munna ne uski kamar par apni pakad aur mazboot ki aur sawal daga:
Munna: "Tu din-raat yahi padi rahegi, toh tere us shareef pati aur bacche ka kya hoga re rani?"
Dipa ne maze ke nashe mein apni gardan ko peeche ki taraf modte hue jhat se kaha:
Dipa: "Woh sab main dekh lungi... aap unka mat socho... Aap bas apni is berahmi se meri is tight chut ko apna gulaam bana lo... aaahhhh... lo aur jhatke!"
Tab munna 2 3 jor se jhatke marne lagata hai..
Uffff... mere us lalu pati ne toh kabhi mujhe is tarah aurat hone ka ehsaas hi nahi dilaya... Aap aise hi berahmi se karte raho... tadpao mat aur... uuuuummmmm!"
Dipa ke mooh se yeh khuli chhoot aur apni berahmi ki tareef sunte hi Munna ke andar ka josh poori tarah se beqaaboo ho gaya. Ab use rukne ki koi wajah nahi bachi thi.
Munna: "Toh ab jhel is besharam ki berahmi ko rani!"
Usne Dipa ki dono taango ko uthakar apne kandho par rakh liya, jisse uski gaand thodi aur upar uth gayi aur rasta poori tarah khul gaya.
Phir Munna ne bina kisi rukawat ke, ek ke baad ek, behad seedhe, gehre aur zordaar jhatke maarne shuru kar diye.
Har jhatke ke sath Munna ka poora wazan Dipa ke jism par padta, aur uski chikhti hui aawazein kamre ki khamoshi ko cheer deti.
Ab kamre mein sirf unke jismon ke zor-zor se takrane ki aawaz aur Dipa ki unchi hoti siskariyon ki goonj baaki thhi. Dipa ka badan dard se toot zaroor raha tha, par is berahmi mein milne wala maza uske har pore-pore ko jhingjhor raha thaa.
Munna ne jab Dipa ka yeh josh aur deewanapan dekha, toh uski aawaz mein ek aur gehri shararat utar aayi.
Usne Dipa ki kamar ko thoda aur upar uthaya, taaki uska lund uski chut ki gehrai ko aur achhe se naap sake, aur phir haste hue bola:
Munna: "Agar tere ko aise hi din-raat chodunga na rani, toh tu mere bacche ki maa bhi ban sakti hai... Phir kya karegi?"
Dipa ne bina kisi darr ya jhijhak ke, turant haanfte hue jawab diya:
Dipa: "Haan... ban jaungi na phir... usme kya hai... aaahhh..."
Munna ne uski aankhon mein dekha, jahan ab darr ka naam-o-nishan nahi thaa, bas ek nasha thaa. Usne ek aur gehra dhakka maarte hue pucha:
Munna: "Tujhe darr nahi lagta kya? Mere bacche ki maa bani toh samaj kya kahega?"
Dipa ke chehre par is waqt ek nakhreli aur besharam si smile aa gayi. Usne Munna ke gale mein apni bahein aur kas li aur muskurate hue boli:
Dipa: "Aapne hi toh kaha tha na ji... ki married lady ko chodne mein koi risk nahi hota... Agar main aapke bacche ki maa bhi ban gayi, toh kya hua? Poora bill mere us shareef pati par phaad sakte hain... Kisi ko kaano-kaan khabar nahi hogi... Uffff... ab aap baatein mat karo, bas zor-zor se jhatke maaro!"
Dipa ke mooh se yeh chalaki aur besharmi bhari baat sunkar Munna ka dimaag chakkar kha gaya. Usne socha bhi nahi tha ki ek bacche ki maa aur ek shareef ghar ki bahu is hadd tak uske rang mein rang jaegi.
Munna: "Wah re rani! Tu toh bade bade khiladiyon ko peeche chhod gayi. Apne pati ko hi lallu banakar mera baccha uske naam karne ka plan pehle se hi bana liya?"
Dipa: "Aaahhh... yeh sab aapki hi toh sikhayi hui baatein hain ji... Ab jab dil aur jaan aapko de di hai, toh darr kis baat ka? Meri is jaan ko ab poori tarah apna bana lo... ufffff!"
Munna ke andar ka mardangi ka ghamand ab aasman chune laga thaa. Usne Dipa ki patli kamar ko dono hathon se is tarah jakda jaise koi shikari apne shikar ko dabochna hai.
Usne apni raftar ko dugna kar diya, aur poori taakat se lagatar, gehre aur jordaar dhakke maarne shuru kar diye.
Phat... phat... phat...
Kamre mein dono ke jismon ke takrane ki aawaz aur tez ho gayi. Har ek jhatke ke sath Dipa ka jism bed par upar ki taraf khisak jata, par Munna use dubara khinchkar apne neeche daba leta.
Aab dipa ka badan akadane laga
Aahhhhh hhaaaa mummmyyy....mere raja ....mai aa rahi hu
Karte hui deepa jhadne lagi par munna ruka nahi
Dipa ka jo dard thaa, woh ab poori tarah se maze ke samandar mein doob chuka thaa. Uske mooh se nikalne wali siskariyan ab kisi raani ki jeet jaisi lag rahi thhin.
Dipa: "Aaaaaaahhhh... Munna... haan... aise hi... marr gayi ji... uuuuummmmm... aaj toh poora nichod lo mujhe... aaaaah!"
Munna ne uske dono pairon ko aur phailate hue kaha,
"Toh dekh phir, aaj tere is chut par aisa thappa lagaunga ki tu zindagi bhar is besharam Munna ko yaad rakhegi!"
Laga do thappa .. mere raja
Tab munna ne speed bada di .. Munna ne jaise hi apna josh badhaya, usne bina ruke poori taakat se jhatke maarne shuru kar diye. Uske is lagatar aur tez hove dhakko ki wajah se poori charpai hilne lagi aur uski lakdi aur rassi se karkar... karkar ki zordaar aawaz poore kamre mein goonjne lagi.
Dipa ne jab charpai ko is tarah hilte aur aawaz karte suna, toh use laga ki shayad yeh unka bojh nahi sambhal payegi. Usne haanfte hue, apni kamar ko thoda dheela chhodte hue dabe mooh kaha:
Dipa: "Uffff... dheere se kariye ji... nahi toh aapki yeh charpai hi toot jayegi..."
Munna ne uski is fikar par ek zor ka thahaka lagaya aur bina apni raftar kam kiye, ek aur gehra aur sabse solid dhakka maarte hue bola:
Munna: "Tootne de is charpai ko rani! Yeh charpai kya tere is mast jism se badhkar hai kya? Aaj tere is maze ke aage agar yeh charpai toot bhi gayi, toh naya bistar bichha denge, par aaj main rukne wala nahi hoon!"
Munna ka yeh tevar dekh kar Dipa ka bacha-kucha darr bhi gayab ho gaya, aur woh un aawazon ki parwah kiye bina un jhatkon ko jhelne ke liye taiyaar ho gayi.
Dipa ne jab Munna ka yeh tevar dekha, toh usne rote-siskate hue bhi ek nakhreli muskaan ke saath kaha:
Dipa: "Achha ji..."
Munna: (Dhakke maarte hue)
"Waise agar yeh toot bhi gayi, toh tu nayi charpai laakar degi na?"
Dipa: (Halke se jhatka khakar) "Main bhala kyun laakar doon?"
Munna: "Kyunki teri wajah se tooti hai!"
Dipa ne apni gardan ko jhatakte hue aur Munna ke seene par apne haath jamate hue nakhre se kaha:
Dipa: "Yeh achha hai... aap mere saath maze bhi karo aur blame mere pe hi daalo!"
Munna: (Haste hue aur apni raftar badhate hue)
"Nahi daalta rani blame tujh par... Par tu laakar degi na, ya mujhe is toote hue par hi sona padega?"
Munna ki is baat par Dipa ke andar ka nasha aur zyaada chadh gaya. Usne Munna ke gaal ko chuma aur poori tarah uske jism se chipak kar boli:
Dipa: "Nayi charpai kya... aap kaho toh aapke liye toh poora naya palang mangwa dungi mere raja! Bas aap is besharami aur berahmi se mujhe chodte raho ji... aaaaaahhhhh!"
Dipa ke mooh se 'mere raja' sunte hi Munna ka josh saatvein aasman par pahunch gaya, aur charpai ki karkar... karkar ke beech unke jismon ki takraahat aur tez ho gayi.
Dipa ke jism mein ek zordaar saans atakti hui mehsus hui. Uska poora badan ek anokhi sarsarahat se kaampne laga aur usne Munna ke seene ko apni baahon mein kas kar pakad liya.
Charpai ki karkar... karkar aawaz ke beech uski siskariyan aur tez ho gayi.
Dipa: "Aaaaaahhhh... Munna... main... main phirse... uuuuuuuummmmm... marr gayi ji... main phirse jhadne lagi!"
Dipa ke jism ki us tight pakad aur uski kaampati hui jaanghon ke ehsaas ne Munna ke sabr ka baandh bhi tod diya. Uske jism mein bhi aakhri uttejna ka ek tufan utha.
Munna: "Haan rani... aagayi meri bhi aakhri ghadhi... aaaaahhh... le ab mera bhi..."
Munna ne bina rukte hue do-teen behad gehre aur aakhri jhatke maare aur apna poora wazan Dipa par daal diya.
Dono ke jism ek saath behad tez jhunjhuni ke saath kaamp uthe. Dipa ki chut ke andar aur Munna ke jism mein ek saath garmi ka behav hone laga.
Jaise hi Munna jhada woh poore bojh ke sath Dipa ke oopar hi haanfte hue gir pada. Uske bhari aur mardana sharir ka bhar aate hi Dipa ke mooh se ek halki si aah nikal gayi:
Ahhhh... ufff ji, kitna weight hai aapka! Aise hi oopar pade rahoge kya?"
Munna ne uski taraf dekh kar ek shaitani muskaan di aur uske kaan ke paas apna mooh laakar bola:
"Chudte waqt toh nahi laga mera weight? Tab toh badi zor-zor se uchhal rahi thhi!"
Dipa ne sharmaate hue aur halka sa muskuraate hue jawab diya:
"Tab samajh nahi aata ji...
ab aata hai.
Haa ji, ab mere uppar se thoda hatoge bhi ya nahi ji ?"
Munna ne muskuraate hue use apne baazuon mein kheencha aur uske bagal mein hi charpai par ludhak gaya. Dono ek doosre se sat kar let gaye. Kamre mein ab sirf unki tez saanson ki aawaz aur dono ke jismon ki garmi baaki thhi, aur charpai ki woh aawaz aakhirkar poori tarah shaant ho chuki thhi.
Dipa ne thandi saans bhari aur apna sar Munna ke chaude seene par rakh diya. Dono ke jism paseene se lathpath the, aur kamre ki khamoshi mein sirf unki saanson ki raftaar dheemi hone ki aawaz aa rahi thhi.
Dipa ka dimaag abhi bhi us bhare hue ehsaas mein gum thaa, par jism ka dard aur thakan ab dheere-dheere apna asar dikha rahe the.
Munna ne uske bheege hue baalon mein apni ungliyan pheroote hue, behad dheemi aur geheri aawaz mein pucha:
"Toh dipa rani ... ab batao, kaafi thandak mil gayi ya abhi bhi dimaag mein koi garmi baaki hai?"
Dipa ne apni aankhein band karke uske seene par halki si chutki kaati aur apna mooh aur gehra chhupaate hue boli:
"Suno na ji ... ab dubara mujhe kabhi is tarah mat karna . Aap ne toh meri jaan hi nikal di thhi aaj... mujhe toh laga main aaj bachengi hi nahi."
Munna ne ek halki si hansi ke sath uski chin pakad kar uske chehre ko oopar uthaya. Uske chehre par ab bhi wahi jeet ka guroor thaa:
"Arre rani, tum to meri jaan ho ..mai kaise tumare jaan lunga .. aurjaan nikalne ke liye thodi na yeh sab kiya thaa... yeh toh bas tumhein tumhari aukaat aur tumhare besharam dil ka sach dikhane ke liye thaa."
Dipa ne kuch nahi kaha, bas uski aankhon mein dekhti rahi. Dipa ko achhe se pata thaa ki uske aur Munna ke beech ki yeh seema ab Humesha ke liye toot chuki thhi, aur ab se uski zindagi bilkul badalne wali thhi.
Dipa ne ek gehri saans li aur Munna ke seene par se apna sar utha kar halki aawaz mein boli:
Muje pyas lagi hai...
Munna ne hilne tak ki zahmat nahi ki. Usne bina mudhe, kamre ke kone mein rakhe mitti ke matke ki taraf sirf ungli se ishara kiya aur behad befikr lahje mein bola:
Utho aur piyo, wahan paani hai."
Dipa wahi charpai par padi-padi chand palon ke liye sunn reh gayi. Yeh wahi watchman thaa jo kal tak uske aage-pichhe 'Memsaab yeh karoon?', 'Memsaab woh karoon?' karte hue ji-huzoori karta thaa. Uska har ek aadesh sar-aankhon par rakhna Munna ki aadat thhi.
Lekin aaj, apna kaam khatam hote hi, uska andaaz ekdam badal chuka thaa—ab woh malkin se nahi, balki ek haq jatane wale mard ki tarah aadesh de raha thaa.
Dipa ke andar ek ajeeb sa toofan utha. Ek taraf toh uske mardana roop ke aage uska guroor dher ho chuka thaa, par doosri taraf ek aisi aurat ka swabhimaan thaa jo abhi tak memsaab hi hhi. Uski bhavnaon mein gussa, hairani aur ek ajeeb sa nasha sab aapas mein ulajh gaye the. Usse samajh nahi aa raha thaa ki woh Munna ke is badle hue roop par gussa kare ya uske is naye roop ke aage poori tarah jhuk jaye.
Usne apne jism par bikhre kapdon ko sambhala, charpai se pair neeche utare aur Munna ki taraf ek gehri, teekhi nazar se dekha. Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si shaitani aur nakhre bhari muskaan aa gayi. Woh uthte hue Munna ke kaan ke paas jhuki aur tanz kaste hue boli:
Aaha... kaam hote hi memsaab se seedha naukar bana diya? Bada jaldi apna asli rang dikha diya ji... Par yaad rakhna, paani toh main khud pi lungi, lekin agli baar jab pyas tumhein lagegi na, toh yeh malkin bhi itni aasani se nahi pighlegyi!
Munna ne jab Dipa ke mooh se yeh tanz aur nakhre bhara dialogue suna, toh uske chehre par ek behad thandi aur aatmanirbhar muskaan aa gayi. Woh wahi charpai par leeta raha, apna ek haath sar ke neeche rakha aur Dipa ko oopar se neeche tak dekhte hue ek gehri saans li.
Usne bilkul befikr aur robdaar aawaz mein jawab diya:
Arre malkin... pyas jab lagti hai na, toh kuen ke paas pyaasa khud hi aata hai, kuan chalkar pyaase ke paas nahi jata. Aur rahi baat pighalne ki... toh aaj jitna pighli ho na, uske baad toh yeh bhool hi jaao ki tum ab kabhi pehle jaisi rehh paogi."
Munna ki baat sunkar Dipa pehle toh thodi hairan hui, phir uske chehre par ek aisi muskaan aa gayi jismein thoda gussa aur behad gehra nasha mila hua thaa. Usne apne bikhre baalon ko peechhe jhatka aur matke ki taraf badhte hue palat kar jawaab diya:
Achha ji? Bada guroor hai apni is besharmi par! Kuan paas nahi jata, par yeh mat bhoolo Munna... agar yeh kuan apna paani dena band kar de na, toh pyaasa tadap-tadap kar mar jayega. Main pighli zaroor hoon, par itni bhi kamzor nahi ki tumhare is badle hue roop se dar jaungi!
Uske is nakhre aur teekhe andaaz par Munna ke chehre ki muskaan aur gehri ho gayi. Usne charpai par thoda aaram se let'te hue aur roabdaar aawaz mein agla jawaab diya:
"Zaida malkin mat bano ab... jaao, pehle paani piyo aur thoda sa mere liye bhi le aao. Aakhir abhi toh khel ki sirf shuruat hui hai, aage mehnat aur bhi baaki hai."
Dipa ne matke se paani piya aur ek gilaas mein paani bhar kar Munna ki liye ek glass pani matke se liya . Uske chehre par ab shaitani nakhron ki jagah ek achanak aayi chinta aur fikar dikh rahi thhi.
Usne gilaas Munna ke haath mein pakdaya aur apne bikhre hue kapdon ko jaldi-jaldi sambhalte hue, thodi ghabraahat bhari aawaz mein boli:
"Koi mehnat baaki nahi hai... mujhe ab jaana hai. Mera bachha oopar hai... woh neend se uth gaya hoga. Mai use sula ke aayi thhi...
Woh aaine ke saamne khade ho kar apne baalon ko theek karne lagi. Uska dil abhi bhi tezi se dhadak raha thaa—ek taraf Munna ke sath hue is haadse ka khumaar thaa, toh doosri taraf ek maa ka darr ki kahin uska bachha uth kar use dhoondhne na lag jaye.
Usne Munna ki taraf ek akhiri nazar dekhi aur darwaze ki taraf badhne lagi, jaise us chhote se kamre ki garmi se nikal kar waapas apni aam zindagi mein lautna chahti ho.
Dipa darwaze ki taraf badh hi rahi thhi ki tabhi Munna ki roabdaar aawaz uske kaanon mein padi:
"Ek glass aur paani de na..."
Munna ne bilkul befikr aur haq jatate hue ek baar phir use aadesh diya thaa. Dipa ke kadam wahi ruk gaye. Uske andar ek ajeeb sa toofan uth khada hua. Kal tak jo watchman uske ek ishare par ji-huzoori karta thaa, aaj woh us par apna poora haq jatakar kaam karwa raha thaa.
Dipa ko uske is roab par thoda gussa bhi aaya, par dil ke kisi kone mein us mardana haq par ek ajeeb sa nasha bhi mehsoos hua.
memsaab wala atitude aur ek mard ke aage jhukti aurat—dono bhavnaayein uske andar ulajh rahi thi.
Tabhi munna kahta hai
"Tere woh buddhi maid hogi na tere bachhe ke saath..."
Woh hai... par woh mummy ko yaad karta hai na.
Lekin Munna ke aadesh ko woh tal nahi payi. Woh waapas matke ke paas gayi, ek gilaas mein paani bhara aur use Munna ko dene ke liye uske paas aayi.
Jaise hi Dipa ne gilaas uski taraf badhaya, Munna ne paani lene ke bajaye ek jhatke mein Dipa ka naazuk haath pakad liya..