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mera ye sara drama nimi ko sunane k liye hi tha jo mujhe kuch der tak kha jane wali nazron se dekhti rahi aur phir bina kuch bole moun pher gai toh main bhi osi k pass ja betha aur ahista se bola
main... toh kion mujhe aise ghor rahi hai
nimi... is liye ghor rahi hoon tumhain k jub raat raat bhar jago ge aur subah din chadhe sona naseeb ho ga toh sar dard toh ho ga hi pata nai kis kis se raat ko gupien ladata hai
main... yar nimi kasam se main toh raat pata hi nai chala aur jaldi so gya tha phir bhi ankh kion nai khuli samjh nai a rahi
nimi... oooo hlo ye main tumhari yar kab se ho gai bhala
main... ooohhhh sorry nimi jee main samjha k app ne mujhe apna b,f matlb best friend maan liya hai tabhi toh itni jali kati suna rahi ho
nimi... moun dho rakho apna samjhe
main... acha jee janaba jee jo hukam sarkar ka weise ye ajj app dono ne khana kion nai bnaya hai ajj
nimi... man nai tha is liye kion tum ko koi msala hai
main... naa jee meri itni jurat
nimi... kabhi jurat karna bhi mat
is se pahle k main koi aur baat karta appi bhi hall room mai hi a gai aur humain betha dekh k boli shaqi dekho toh kitni der lagni hai khana lane mai delivery boy ko
main... delivery boy ki locatiion cheak karta howa bola ) 10 mint
appi... nimi aisa karo bartan nikal k yahin le aoo
appi ki baat sun k nimi jhat pat kitchen ki taraf bhagi kion k os ki favriot biryani jo a rahi thi aur jaldi se bartan nikal k le aii jis k kuch der baad hi main bhi ghar se nikla kion k order pouhanch chuka tha
order racive kar k main bhi ghar a gya aur hum 3no ne mil k khana khaya jis k baad appi toh lagi bartan dhone aur nimi appi ka hath batane mai lag gai toh mai apne room mai chala gya kion k shiza k kafi whatsapp masege aye howe the jin ko maine abhi tak jaan bujh k nazar andaz kiya howa tha room mai ja k maine shiza ko masege kiya
main... hlo g
shiza... 5 mint baad ) oohhh janab ko dikh gya humara masege
main... yar nimi kareeb thi is liye reply nai de raha tha
shiza... chalo koi na weise mubarik ho
main... kis baat ki
shiza... behan chod jo ban gye ho
main... phir toh der se hi sahi lakin mubarik toh tumhare liye bhi banti hai
shiza... kis baat ki
main... are yar mujhe toh bus itna hi pata tha k hum dono cazn,s hain lakin appi ne btaya k tum czn k ilawa meri chachi bhi ban chuki ho
shiza.... badi kanjri hai teri behan zara baat ko pet mai nai rakh sakti thi
main... kion mujhe batane se kon sa pahad toot pada
shiza... na batati toh kon sa pahad toot padta
main... acha chalo ye btao k kab ka plan hai
shiza... jub man ho a jao
main... are woh nai
shiza... phir
main... apne budhe yaron k sath group chudai ka
shiza... kion tujhe bhi un se gaand marwani hai gando behan chod
main... woh toh tera bhai bhi hai gando ose sath le jana
shiza... lagta hai hum se galati ho gai jo tujhe sath mila liya
main... ab agar galati ho gai hai toh sath hi rakhna alag mat karna meri jaan
shiza... hhuunnmmmm lagta hai kuch sochna pade ga
main... achi trha socho meri jaan lakin acha hi sochna galat socho gi toh galat hi ho ga is baat ko yaad rakhna
is k baad shiza ne koi masege nai kiya toh mai samjh gya k woh ab appi ki gaand mai ungli kare gi weise bhi maine shiza se ye sab jaan bujh k kaha tha kion k main nai chahta tha k shiza uper hand rahe isi liye os k dimagh se kaeede jhadna zaroori tha so maine jhad diye the ab dekhna tha k shiza kya karti hai
main... toh kion mujhe aise ghor rahi hai
nimi... is liye ghor rahi hoon tumhain k jub raat raat bhar jago ge aur subah din chadhe sona naseeb ho ga toh sar dard toh ho ga hi pata nai kis kis se raat ko gupien ladata hai
main... yar nimi kasam se main toh raat pata hi nai chala aur jaldi so gya tha phir bhi ankh kion nai khuli samjh nai a rahi
nimi... oooo hlo ye main tumhari yar kab se ho gai bhala
main... ooohhhh sorry nimi jee main samjha k app ne mujhe apna b,f matlb best friend maan liya hai tabhi toh itni jali kati suna rahi ho
nimi... moun dho rakho apna samjhe
main... acha jee janaba jee jo hukam sarkar ka weise ye ajj app dono ne khana kion nai bnaya hai ajj
nimi... man nai tha is liye kion tum ko koi msala hai
main... naa jee meri itni jurat
nimi... kabhi jurat karna bhi mat
is se pahle k main koi aur baat karta appi bhi hall room mai hi a gai aur humain betha dekh k boli shaqi dekho toh kitni der lagni hai khana lane mai delivery boy ko
main... delivery boy ki locatiion cheak karta howa bola ) 10 mint
appi... nimi aisa karo bartan nikal k yahin le aoo
appi ki baat sun k nimi jhat pat kitchen ki taraf bhagi kion k os ki favriot biryani jo a rahi thi aur jaldi se bartan nikal k le aii jis k kuch der baad hi main bhi ghar se nikla kion k order pouhanch chuka tha
order racive kar k main bhi ghar a gya aur hum 3no ne mil k khana khaya jis k baad appi toh lagi bartan dhone aur nimi appi ka hath batane mai lag gai toh mai apne room mai chala gya kion k shiza k kafi whatsapp masege aye howe the jin ko maine abhi tak jaan bujh k nazar andaz kiya howa tha room mai ja k maine shiza ko masege kiya
main... hlo g
shiza... 5 mint baad ) oohhh janab ko dikh gya humara masege
main... yar nimi kareeb thi is liye reply nai de raha tha
shiza... chalo koi na weise mubarik ho
main... kis baat ki
shiza... behan chod jo ban gye ho
main... phir toh der se hi sahi lakin mubarik toh tumhare liye bhi banti hai
shiza... kis baat ki
main... are yar mujhe toh bus itna hi pata tha k hum dono cazn,s hain lakin appi ne btaya k tum czn k ilawa meri chachi bhi ban chuki ho
shiza.... badi kanjri hai teri behan zara baat ko pet mai nai rakh sakti thi
main... kion mujhe batane se kon sa pahad toot pada
shiza... na batati toh kon sa pahad toot padta
main... acha chalo ye btao k kab ka plan hai
shiza... jub man ho a jao
main... are woh nai
shiza... phir
main... apne budhe yaron k sath group chudai ka
shiza... kion tujhe bhi un se gaand marwani hai gando behan chod
main... woh toh tera bhai bhi hai gando ose sath le jana
shiza... lagta hai hum se galati ho gai jo tujhe sath mila liya
main... ab agar galati ho gai hai toh sath hi rakhna alag mat karna meri jaan
shiza... hhuunnmmmm lagta hai kuch sochna pade ga
main... achi trha socho meri jaan lakin acha hi sochna galat socho gi toh galat hi ho ga is baat ko yaad rakhna
is k baad shiza ne koi masege nai kiya toh mai samjh gya k woh ab appi ki gaand mai ungli kare gi weise bhi maine shiza se ye sab jaan bujh k kaha tha kion k main nai chahta tha k shiza uper hand rahe isi liye os k dimagh se kaeede jhadna zaroori tha so maine jhad diye the ab dekhna tha k shiza kya karti hai