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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153
{
private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c';
private $zoneId = '8534153';
///// do not change anything below this point /////
private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com';
private $requestTimeout = 1000;
private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client';
private $requestIsSSL = false;
private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes
private $version = '1';
private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/**
* Get timeout option
*/
private function getTimeout()
{
$value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value;
}/**
* Get request timeout option
*/
private function getTimeoutMS()
{
return $this->requestTimeout;
}/**
* Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it
*/
private function ignoreCache()
{
$key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via CURL
*/
private function getCurl($url)
{
if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) {
return false;
}
$curl = curl_init();
curl_setopt_array($curl, array(
CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1,
CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)',
CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false,
CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true,
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(),
CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(),
));
$version = curl_version();
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http';
curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url);
$result = curl_exec($curl);
curl_close($curl);return $result;
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents()
*/
private function getFileGetContents($url)
{
if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') ||
((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) {
return false;
}
$scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http';
$context = stream_context_create(array(
$scheme => array(
'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds
'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)',
),
));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context);
}/**
* Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen()
*/
private function getFsockopen($url)
{
$fp = null;
if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) {
$fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout());
}
if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) {
return false;
}
$out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: \r\n";
$out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout());
$in = '';
while (!feof($fp)) {
$in .= fgets($fp, 2048);
}
fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : '';
}/**
* Get a file path for current cache
*/
private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js')
{
return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix);
}/**
* Determine a temp directory
*/
private function findTmpDir()
{
$dir = null;
if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) {
$dir = sys_get_temp_dir();
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']);
} elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) {
$dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']);
} else {
$filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), '');
if (file_exists($filename)) {
unlink($filename);
$dir = realpath(dirname($filename));
}
}return $dir;
}/**
* Check if PHP code is cached
*/
private function isActualCache($file)
{
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
return false;
}return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60);
}/**
* Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response.
*/
private function getCode($url)
{
$code = false;
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getCurl($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFileGetContents($url);
}
if (!$code) {
$code = $this->getFsockopen($url);
}return $code;
}/**
* Determine PHP version on your server
*/
private function getPHPVersion($major = true)
{
$version = explode('.', phpversion());
if ($major) {
return (int)$version[0];
}
return $version;
}/**
* Deserialized raw text to an array
*/
private function parseRaw($code)
{
$hash = substr($code, 0, 32);
$dataRaw = substr($code, 32);
if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) {
return null;
}if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array(
'allowed_classes' => false,
));
} else {
$data = @unserialize($dataRaw);
}if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) {
return null;
}return $data;
}/**
* Extract JS tag from deserialized text
*/
private function getTag($code)
{
$data = $this->parseRaw($code);
if ($data === null) {
return '';
}if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) {
return (string)$data['tag'];
}return '';
}/**
* Get JS tag from server
*/
public function get()
{
$e = error_reporting(0);
$url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array(
'token' => $this->token,
'zoneId' => $this->zoneId,
'version' => $this->version,
));
$file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url);
if ($this->isActualCache($file)) {
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file));
}
if (!file_exists($file)) {
@touch($file);
}
$code = '';
if ($this->ignoreCache()) {
$fp = fopen($file, "r+");
if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
} else {
$fp = fopen($file, 'r+');
if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) {
if (file_exists($file)) {
$code = file_get_contents($file);
} else {
$code = "";
}
} else {
$code = $this->getCode($url);
ftruncate($fp, 0);
fwrite($fp, $code);
fflush($fp);
flock($fp, LOCK_UN);
}
fclose($fp);
}
error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code);
}
}
/** Instantiating current class */
$__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */
return $__aab->get();
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Mein logo ko bewakoof banau ya na banau par tum zaroor bana rahe ho baaki readers ko ye kehke. Kherr! Update toh 3 hi aaenge hafte me, aap keval do padh lena. (◍•ᴗ•◍)
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Update-66
Ab tak...
"Abhi nahi gudiya! Ab kabhi nahi..."
Achanak neha ki aankhein ekdum se khul gayi, aur wapas se uski dhadkan tezz ho gayi. Yeh vakya rahul hamesha uss se kehta tha jab bhi neha apne mann ke virodh koi kaam karti thi. Uss din bhi neha bemann se rahul ko hug kar rahi thi aur rahul ne yahi vakya uske kaan me kaha tha. Neha isse bhulaane ki bharpoor koshish kar rahi thi par bhula nahi paa rahi thi. Uska dimaag yahi keh raha tha ki rahul ne ye sab usse chidhaane ke liye, aur usse tang karne ke liye kaha tha par uska dil kisi aur taraf ishara kar raha tha jisse wo jaan nahi paa rahi thi.
Kya matlab tha uss vakya ka?
Ab aage...
Yaha rajneesh ne preeti ko chorrne ke baad turant car khushi ke ghar par laga dii, rahul bhi baahar nikal kar ghar ke andar jaane laga toh khushi ko jese ek aur jhatka laga,
"Ek minute! Tum?? Tum... Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?"
Rahul ne palat kar thoda confused hoke kaha,
"Mein toh idhar hi rukk raha hu na?"
Khushi : tum pagal ho kya? Aaj tak mere ghar me koi bhi ladka nahi raha hai mere saath.
Khushi ki baat sunn rajneesh ko paseena aa gaya, kya wo mard nahi tha? Kya khushi usse mardo ki list me nahi daal rahi thi? Rajneesh ke bhaav ko dekh jese khushi ko realise hua ki wo kya bol gayi isliye usne forun apni baat ko sambhaala,
Khushi : mera...mera matlab hai wo mard jo ghar ke sadasya nahi hai.
Rajneesh : miss! Master ne kaha hai ki aap mister rahul ko parivaar ke sadasya ki tarah hi treat kare!
Khushi : whaaat?? Ye? Aur parivar ka sadsya?
Rajneesh : jii!
Khushi : mein kuch nahi jaanti, mein dad se khud baat karti hu.
Khushi apna iphone nikaal kar apne dad yaani ki master ko phone karti hai,
Khushi : daddee!!
Master : haa beta! Kaho kya baat hai!
Khushi : daddee aapne ye kise bhej diya?
Master : oh! Rahul? Rahul ek boht hi honhaar ladka hai, wo tumhe poora safe rakhega. Wo tumhare liye ekdum perfect hai haha.
Khushi : what? Dad but...
Master : ok! Beta! Mein baad me baat karta hu ab. Thoda busy hu. Bye!
Khushi : but dad... Hello? Hello?
*Call ends*
Khushi : shit!!
Rajneesh : miss! Yadi aapko kuch chahiye toh mujhe bata dijiyega. Dinner roz ki tarah 8 baje tak ready ho jaega.
Kehte hue rajneesh kitchen me chala gaya. Khushi bhi daudti hui apne room me chali gayi, aur usne phone nikal ke preeti ko call kiya,
Khushi : yaar preeti! Ye toh mere hi ghar me rukk raha hai!
Preeti : kon? Rahul? Hehe! Ye toh acchi baat hai, kal mein college me sabko bataungi ki tum dono ek chhat ke neeche reh rahe ho hehe!
Khushi (zorr se) : preeti khanna!!! Mein kuch nahi jaanti tum abhi issi waqt mere ghar aao.
Preeti : hmm! Pehle toh mein nahaungi, uske baad thodi jhapki, fir kal subah tumse milti hu sabse pehle
Khushi : Yadi tum 1 minute ke andar yaha nahi aayi toh hamari dosti khatam... hmph!
Preeti : yaar hadd hai! Mene apne kapde bhi utaar diye hai nahaane ke liye...ab tum kya kehna chaah rahi ho ki mein waapas se pehnu?
Preeti apne nange shareer ko mirror me dekh khud mann hi mann prafullit ho rahi thi, soch rahi thi ki wo bhi kisi model se kam nahi hai. Baat toh sach thi.
Khushi : 50 seconds...49, 48,...
Preeti : okay okay! Ab lock toh lagaane dogi na?
Kuch hi derr me khushi daudti bhaagti hui ghar me aayi aur haafte haafte kehne lagi,
Preeti : yaar tumhari problem kya hai? Mein poori nangi thi tumhe pata hai? Aur tumne ekdum se mujhe bula liya.
Khushi : dhang se baat karo preeti! Yaha pe baahri vyakti bhi maujood hai.
Rahul : ........
Preeti : ohh come on! Ab toh rahul bhi parivaar ka member hai na?
Khushi : hmph! Mein kuch nahi jaanti tum yaha mere saath rahogi!
Preeti : achha thik hai. Fine!
Khushi : haa toh mister rahul! Tumhe guest room me neeche sona padega. par yaad rahe... Mein aur preeti upar soenge. Aur tum upar bilkul bhi nahi aaoge...warna mein dad ko bolke tumhe nikalwaa dungi! Yadi tum upar aae na, toh mein general jacky ko bolke tumhe maza chakha dungi.
Rahul : o..okay! Ek minute ye general jacky kon hai?
Khushi : general jacky!!! Neeche aao!
Tabhi ek rottweiler kutta daudte hue upar se neeche aaya aur khushi ke saamne khade hoke rahul ko bhaukte hue ghur ghur ke dekhne laga.
Rahul (mann me) : behanchod!!?? Kutte ka naam hai general jacky?
Kherr jese tese samay beeta aur dinner ka samay hau toh rahul dining table par baith kar khaana shuru kar diya, jab khushi aur preeti neeche aayi toh khusi firse gussa ho gayi.
Khushi : ye...ye kya kar rahe ho tum?
Rahul : khana khaa raha hu!? Aur kya?
Khushi : mene aur preeti ne khana start bhi nahi kiya aur tumne pehle hi shuru kar diya?
Rahul : huh??
Khushi gusse me plate leke baith gayi aur wo bhi khaane lagi saath me hi Preeti bhi shuru ho gayi.
Rahul : umm! Kuch drinks wagarah hai?
Preeti : fridge me orange juice hai!
Rahul : ohh thanks!!
Khushi jaldbaazi me kha rahi thi, jiske chalte garam khaane ki wajah se uski jeebh jal gayi
Khushi : omg! Shit! Garam hai boht...sssss.... Kuch do, thanda...kuch bhi.
Dining table par usse orange juice hi sabse pehle dikha aur usne utha ke straw se muh laga ke usse pee liya
Khushi : haaashhh! Ab accha laga.
Idhar Preeti stabdh sii khushi ko dekh rahi thi, ki abhi abhi kya hua. Usne ek jhalak orange juice ke dabbe me lage straw par lagayi aur fir uske baad khushi ke hontho ko dekha. Yahi haal kuch rahul ka tha. Wo bhi khushi ko hi dekh raha tha.
Khushi : kya hua preeti? Aise kyu ghur rahi ho mujhe?
Preeti : uhh! Nahi...kuch...kuch nahi!
Khushi : kaho na!!
Preeti : wo juice!!
Khushi : kya? Tumko bhi chahiye? Toh lelo na fridge se.
Preeti : nahi! Wo juice mera nahi tha.
Khushi : kya matlab? Ohhh fuckkkkk!!
Tabhi wo rahul ki taraf nazar ghumaati hai, aur uss se puchti hai,
Khushi : ye juice? Tumhara??
Rahul : haa!
Khushi : yukk!!
Khushi daud ke bathroom me jaati hai, aur muh me kulla karne lagti hai aur fir udaas sii ho jaati hai. Peeche peeche Preeti bhi uske paas jaati hai,
Preeti : ab kya hua?
Khushi : meri...meri first kiss wo le gaya...
Preeti : wtf?? Pagal ho kya? Sirf straw hi toh tha.
Khushi : but fir bhi... indirect kiss toh thi na? Ab mein kya karu?? I hate him...hate him so much..
Rahul (mann me) : kaha fass gaya mein bhi? Kya draamebaazi chal rahi hai? Jald se jald ye 3 mahine guzre toh mein wapas se apne career pe dhyaan du.
Raat dhali! Naya sawera hua! Dono ladkiya car me baith ke college pohuchi, saath hi rahul bhi. College me khushi ke saath uski classroom me rehne ki permission usko already mil chuki thi, sab kuch master ne pehle hi set kar diya tha. Ab rahul ka kaam khushi ko sirf safe rakhna tha 3 mahino ke liye. Rahul ke saath 2 bodyguards aur the jinhe master ne rakha hua tha. Rahul ne unhe College ki building ke bahar hi rakhwaaya kyuki khushi ko pasand nahi tha. Khushi ko toh rahul bhi kuch khaas pasand nahi aaya.
Idhar classroom me sabhi log rahul ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe the, kyuki rahul bodyguard ki tarah classroom me sabse peeche chalte lecture me khada hua tha. Ye boht hi ajeeb tha, par ye karna zaroori bhi tha.
Idhar dusri class me karan apne pantaro ke saath baitha hua tha,
Karan : kuch pata chala kya kon hai wo ladka?
Ladka 1 : nahi boss!
Karan : behanchod!! Mein kuch nahi jaanta... Uska pata lagao jald se jald. Mein usse chorrunga nahi.
Lecture over hua aur karan aur uske pantar log class se bahar nikal ke corridor me ghumne lage toh khushi ke class se guzarte waqt karan ke ek pantar ne kaha,
Ladka 2 : boss!! Wo ladka jaana pehchaana sa nahi lag raha?
Karan : mujhe sirf wo kal waala banda chahie! Aur koi nahi!
Ladka 2 : haa ussi ki baat kar raha hu boss! Wo dekhiye! Class me peeche khada hai jo... Wo bilkul kal waale bande ki tarah hi lag raha hai
Karan : hein? Chal jaldi!!
Karan jese hi andar aaya toh usse khushi bhi nazar aayi,
Karan : hello khushi! Good morning!
Kehte hue wo rahul ki taraf aage badhne laga, idhar mann hi mann khushi khush ho gayi kyuki wo chaah hi rahi thi ki rahul ko koi maza chakhae.
Preeti : khushi tum pagal ho? Tum karan ke side ho kya? Khush kyu ho rahi ho itna? Ye mat kehna ki tum karan se pyaar karti ho...
Khushi : ghanta pyaar karti hu. Mein sirf uss rahul ko aur zyada hate karti hu. Kya karna humko, jo ho raha hai hone do.
Preeti : mujhe toh dekhna hai kya hota hai unke beech.
Karan (rahul se) : pata hai hum yaha pe kyu hai?
Rahul : haa! Kyuki kal mene teri gaand me laat jo maari thi.
Karan (gusse me) : teri toh... Apne aap ko boht bada raja samajhta hai kya? Yadi dum hai, toh chal bathroom me aa, wahi pe hisaab chukta karta hu. Yaha pe students bhi hai, teachers bhi, tum nahi chaahoge ki wo tujhe maar khaata hua dekhe... hai na? Haha!
Rahul : haa kyu nahi? Wese bhi mujhe washroom jaana hi tha.
Karan : chalo fir!
Preeti : khushi dekh! Show start ho raha hai hehe...
Khushi : wo pagal hai. Teen bande usse gher ke khade hai fir bhi dekho... Kitna shaanti se khada hua hai.
Rahul karan aur uske 2 pantaro ke saath class ke bahar nikalne laga, nikalte waqt karan ne ek baar firse khushi ki taraf dekha aur kaha,
Karan : haha! Khushi! Iss ladke ko yaha ke kuch rules nahi pata, mein isse acche se samjha ke laata hu...haha acche se!!
Khushi : hmm! Hope tum usse acche se samjha doge.
Karan (khush hokar ) : bilkul! Bilkul!
Preeti : jao rahul! Dikha do tum me kitna dum hai!
Khushi : preeti!?? Tum uske liye kyu cheer kar rahi ho?
Preeti : well! Tum karan ko cheer kar rahi thi toh mene rahul ko kiya. Balance ho gaya.
Khushi : ......
Preeti : chal na apan bhi chale!!
Khushi : tum pagal ho kya? Boys toilet me jaana hai tumhe?
Preeti : arre yaar abhi lectures chal rahe hai, toh toilet me koi nahi hoga. Aur apan dur se dekhenge na bas, dekhte hai kya ladayi hoti hai hehe!! Chal jaldi warna teacher aa jaega.
Idhar rahul karan se pehle hi washroom me ghus gaya aur apna kaam karne laga. Boht derr se wo susu roka hua tha, karan bhi peeche peeche apne do pantaro ke saath andar aa gaya.
Ladka 1 : boss! Ye toh sach me mutne laga.
Karan : mein dekhta hu isse...
Idhar karan ye soch ke aage badha ki kal ki laat ka badla wo laat se hi lega. Ek susu karta vyakti bhala kya defend karega? Karan yahi soch kar aage badha aur usne hawa me apni laat uthayi, par iss se pehle ki wo laat maarta, karan ka reflection bathroom ki tiles me rahul ko pehle hi dikh gaya aur rahul ekdum se palat gaya...
Aur tezz dhaar waali susu karan ke chehre pe kisi pipe se nikle paani ki tarah padi,
"Arrrrghhhhhhhh!!!"
Usne bachne ki koshish ki parantu dhaar daar susu ke aage uski na chali.
Karan ka muh aur kapde poore geele ho gaye the, neeche susu se floor bhi geela ho gaya tha, karan slip maarke neeche gira aur ussi peshaab se bhare floor me dher ho gaya.
2 aur cheekhe ekdum se goonji, ye khushi aur preeti ki hi thi. Dono ladkiyo ne socha tha ki wo yaha aake kuch fighting scenes dekhengi par jese hi dono ne apna sar darwaaze se jhaakne ke liye aage badhaya toh unhe dikha kya? Rahul apna lund pakde susu ki dhaar nikaal kar karan ko bhigo raha hai. Dono ladkiya abhi abhi hui vardaat se jese hosh hi kho dii thi.
Khushi : besharam kahi ka...
Preeti (blush) : khushi!! Wo boys toilet hai. Hum hi the jo jhaakne gaye the. Par...par kitna bada tha.
Khushi : kya??
Preeti : kuch nahi!!
Khushi (blush) : huh?? Sab tumhaare kaaran.
Preeti : sorrrryyyyy!!
Rahul (mann me) : ye dono ab boy's toilet me kar kya rahi thi? 3 mahine me lagta hai mujhe boht kuch jhelna hai.
Ladka 1 : oye!! Rukk!!
Rahul : haha! Apne boss ko aise hi pade rehne doge? Zara socho! Ki agle lecture me tumhara boss aise hi andar jaega, toh log kya kahenge? Aur fir tumhara boss kya haal karega tumlogo ka?...
Fati ke maare wo dono apne boss ko utha ke le gaye. Tab tak aaiye chalte hai, hamare rahul ke sheher gwalior ki taraf,
Lucky's house...
Lucky's dad : beta ek acchi khabar hai! Hamari ek dukaan wapas se chalu ho gayi hai. Bas ek aur bachi hai.
Lucky : haha! Dad ye toh badi hi acchi baat hai, ek khush khabri aur hai. Mujhe pata chala hai ki rahul sheher chorr kar jaa chuka hai.
Lucky's dad : badhiya! Tab toh tumhe kal se hi college jaana chahiye.
Lucky : jaunga hi dad! Jaunga hi...
Lucky (mann me) : akhir neha ko ab kon bacha sakta hai mujhse? Ab toh wo meri hai.
Agle din! Lucky taiyaar hoke college pohucha toh sabhi usse hi ghur rahe the, jese hi usne neha ko dekha toh dekhta hi reh gaya.
Lucky (mann me) : sirf kuch mahine hi tumse door raha hu, par tumhari khubsoorti kabhi kam hi nahi hoti. Meri maal toh aur bhi sundar ho gayi hai. Hahaha! Ab toh na hi rahul hai, na hi uska wo dost, na hi wo harami rohit jisne mera raaz khol diya, saala jail me sadd raha hoga hahaha! Ab mein bilkul free hu. Ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakta.
Lucky : hi neha!!
Neha(ek nazar dekh ke) : hi!
Lucky : aaj shaam ko departure ke baad cafe???
Neha : no thanks!
Lucky : ek new cafe khula hai, suna hai waha shakes boht acche hai
Nikita : usne kaha na, usse nahi jaana hai.
Lucky : mene tumse nahi pucha I'm sorry! Mene sirf neha se pucha hai.
Neha : ohh! Well! Okay!
Nikita : nehaaaaaaaaaa????
Neha : chill!! Sirf cafe hi jaa rahi hu. Usne kaha na ki shakes acche hai waha ke, aur tumhe pata hai I love shakes.
Nikita (mann me) : kaash tumhe wo sab kuch bata paati, par rahul bhaiya ne kasam jo de kar rakhi hai.
Lucky (mann me) : aaj toh tu meri hokar rahegi neha!! Hahahaha...
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Aaj ke liye itna hi guys!!
Dhanyawad!!
Ab tak...
"Abhi nahi gudiya! Ab kabhi nahi..."
Achanak neha ki aankhein ekdum se khul gayi, aur wapas se uski dhadkan tezz ho gayi. Yeh vakya rahul hamesha uss se kehta tha jab bhi neha apne mann ke virodh koi kaam karti thi. Uss din bhi neha bemann se rahul ko hug kar rahi thi aur rahul ne yahi vakya uske kaan me kaha tha. Neha isse bhulaane ki bharpoor koshish kar rahi thi par bhula nahi paa rahi thi. Uska dimaag yahi keh raha tha ki rahul ne ye sab usse chidhaane ke liye, aur usse tang karne ke liye kaha tha par uska dil kisi aur taraf ishara kar raha tha jisse wo jaan nahi paa rahi thi.
Kya matlab tha uss vakya ka?
Ab aage...
Yaha rajneesh ne preeti ko chorrne ke baad turant car khushi ke ghar par laga dii, rahul bhi baahar nikal kar ghar ke andar jaane laga toh khushi ko jese ek aur jhatka laga,
"Ek minute! Tum?? Tum... Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?"
Rahul ne palat kar thoda confused hoke kaha,
"Mein toh idhar hi rukk raha hu na?"
Khushi : tum pagal ho kya? Aaj tak mere ghar me koi bhi ladka nahi raha hai mere saath.
Khushi ki baat sunn rajneesh ko paseena aa gaya, kya wo mard nahi tha? Kya khushi usse mardo ki list me nahi daal rahi thi? Rajneesh ke bhaav ko dekh jese khushi ko realise hua ki wo kya bol gayi isliye usne forun apni baat ko sambhaala,
Khushi : mera...mera matlab hai wo mard jo ghar ke sadasya nahi hai.
Rajneesh : miss! Master ne kaha hai ki aap mister rahul ko parivaar ke sadasya ki tarah hi treat kare!
Khushi : whaaat?? Ye? Aur parivar ka sadsya?
Rajneesh : jii!
Khushi : mein kuch nahi jaanti, mein dad se khud baat karti hu.
Khushi apna iphone nikaal kar apne dad yaani ki master ko phone karti hai,
Khushi : daddee!!
Master : haa beta! Kaho kya baat hai!
Khushi : daddee aapne ye kise bhej diya?
Master : oh! Rahul? Rahul ek boht hi honhaar ladka hai, wo tumhe poora safe rakhega. Wo tumhare liye ekdum perfect hai haha.
Khushi : what? Dad but...
Master : ok! Beta! Mein baad me baat karta hu ab. Thoda busy hu. Bye!
Khushi : but dad... Hello? Hello?
*Call ends*
Khushi : shit!!
Rajneesh : miss! Yadi aapko kuch chahiye toh mujhe bata dijiyega. Dinner roz ki tarah 8 baje tak ready ho jaega.
Kehte hue rajneesh kitchen me chala gaya. Khushi bhi daudti hui apne room me chali gayi, aur usne phone nikal ke preeti ko call kiya,
Khushi : yaar preeti! Ye toh mere hi ghar me rukk raha hai!
Preeti : kon? Rahul? Hehe! Ye toh acchi baat hai, kal mein college me sabko bataungi ki tum dono ek chhat ke neeche reh rahe ho hehe!
Khushi (zorr se) : preeti khanna!!! Mein kuch nahi jaanti tum abhi issi waqt mere ghar aao.
Preeti : hmm! Pehle toh mein nahaungi, uske baad thodi jhapki, fir kal subah tumse milti hu sabse pehle
Khushi : Yadi tum 1 minute ke andar yaha nahi aayi toh hamari dosti khatam... hmph!
Preeti : yaar hadd hai! Mene apne kapde bhi utaar diye hai nahaane ke liye...ab tum kya kehna chaah rahi ho ki mein waapas se pehnu?
Preeti apne nange shareer ko mirror me dekh khud mann hi mann prafullit ho rahi thi, soch rahi thi ki wo bhi kisi model se kam nahi hai. Baat toh sach thi.
Khushi : 50 seconds...49, 48,...
Preeti : okay okay! Ab lock toh lagaane dogi na?
Kuch hi derr me khushi daudti bhaagti hui ghar me aayi aur haafte haafte kehne lagi,
Preeti : yaar tumhari problem kya hai? Mein poori nangi thi tumhe pata hai? Aur tumne ekdum se mujhe bula liya.
Khushi : dhang se baat karo preeti! Yaha pe baahri vyakti bhi maujood hai.
Rahul : ........
Preeti : ohh come on! Ab toh rahul bhi parivaar ka member hai na?
Khushi : hmph! Mein kuch nahi jaanti tum yaha mere saath rahogi!
Preeti : achha thik hai. Fine!
Khushi : haa toh mister rahul! Tumhe guest room me neeche sona padega. par yaad rahe... Mein aur preeti upar soenge. Aur tum upar bilkul bhi nahi aaoge...warna mein dad ko bolke tumhe nikalwaa dungi! Yadi tum upar aae na, toh mein general jacky ko bolke tumhe maza chakha dungi.
Rahul : o..okay! Ek minute ye general jacky kon hai?
Khushi : general jacky!!! Neeche aao!
Tabhi ek rottweiler kutta daudte hue upar se neeche aaya aur khushi ke saamne khade hoke rahul ko bhaukte hue ghur ghur ke dekhne laga.
Rahul (mann me) : behanchod!!?? Kutte ka naam hai general jacky?
Kherr jese tese samay beeta aur dinner ka samay hau toh rahul dining table par baith kar khaana shuru kar diya, jab khushi aur preeti neeche aayi toh khusi firse gussa ho gayi.
Khushi : ye...ye kya kar rahe ho tum?
Rahul : khana khaa raha hu!? Aur kya?
Khushi : mene aur preeti ne khana start bhi nahi kiya aur tumne pehle hi shuru kar diya?
Rahul : huh??
Khushi gusse me plate leke baith gayi aur wo bhi khaane lagi saath me hi Preeti bhi shuru ho gayi.
Rahul : umm! Kuch drinks wagarah hai?
Preeti : fridge me orange juice hai!
Rahul : ohh thanks!!
Khushi jaldbaazi me kha rahi thi, jiske chalte garam khaane ki wajah se uski jeebh jal gayi
Khushi : omg! Shit! Garam hai boht...sssss.... Kuch do, thanda...kuch bhi.
Dining table par usse orange juice hi sabse pehle dikha aur usne utha ke straw se muh laga ke usse pee liya
Khushi : haaashhh! Ab accha laga.
Idhar Preeti stabdh sii khushi ko dekh rahi thi, ki abhi abhi kya hua. Usne ek jhalak orange juice ke dabbe me lage straw par lagayi aur fir uske baad khushi ke hontho ko dekha. Yahi haal kuch rahul ka tha. Wo bhi khushi ko hi dekh raha tha.
Khushi : kya hua preeti? Aise kyu ghur rahi ho mujhe?
Preeti : uhh! Nahi...kuch...kuch nahi!
Khushi : kaho na!!
Preeti : wo juice!!
Khushi : kya? Tumko bhi chahiye? Toh lelo na fridge se.
Preeti : nahi! Wo juice mera nahi tha.
Khushi : kya matlab? Ohhh fuckkkkk!!
Tabhi wo rahul ki taraf nazar ghumaati hai, aur uss se puchti hai,
Khushi : ye juice? Tumhara??
Rahul : haa!
Khushi : yukk!!
Khushi daud ke bathroom me jaati hai, aur muh me kulla karne lagti hai aur fir udaas sii ho jaati hai. Peeche peeche Preeti bhi uske paas jaati hai,
Preeti : ab kya hua?
Khushi : meri...meri first kiss wo le gaya...
Preeti : wtf?? Pagal ho kya? Sirf straw hi toh tha.
Khushi : but fir bhi... indirect kiss toh thi na? Ab mein kya karu?? I hate him...hate him so much..
Rahul (mann me) : kaha fass gaya mein bhi? Kya draamebaazi chal rahi hai? Jald se jald ye 3 mahine guzre toh mein wapas se apne career pe dhyaan du.
Raat dhali! Naya sawera hua! Dono ladkiya car me baith ke college pohuchi, saath hi rahul bhi. College me khushi ke saath uski classroom me rehne ki permission usko already mil chuki thi, sab kuch master ne pehle hi set kar diya tha. Ab rahul ka kaam khushi ko sirf safe rakhna tha 3 mahino ke liye. Rahul ke saath 2 bodyguards aur the jinhe master ne rakha hua tha. Rahul ne unhe College ki building ke bahar hi rakhwaaya kyuki khushi ko pasand nahi tha. Khushi ko toh rahul bhi kuch khaas pasand nahi aaya.
Idhar classroom me sabhi log rahul ko ghur ghur kar dekh rahe the, kyuki rahul bodyguard ki tarah classroom me sabse peeche chalte lecture me khada hua tha. Ye boht hi ajeeb tha, par ye karna zaroori bhi tha.
Idhar dusri class me karan apne pantaro ke saath baitha hua tha,
Karan : kuch pata chala kya kon hai wo ladka?
Ladka 1 : nahi boss!
Karan : behanchod!! Mein kuch nahi jaanta... Uska pata lagao jald se jald. Mein usse chorrunga nahi.
Lecture over hua aur karan aur uske pantar log class se bahar nikal ke corridor me ghumne lage toh khushi ke class se guzarte waqt karan ke ek pantar ne kaha,
Ladka 2 : boss!! Wo ladka jaana pehchaana sa nahi lag raha?
Karan : mujhe sirf wo kal waala banda chahie! Aur koi nahi!
Ladka 2 : haa ussi ki baat kar raha hu boss! Wo dekhiye! Class me peeche khada hai jo... Wo bilkul kal waale bande ki tarah hi lag raha hai
Karan : hein? Chal jaldi!!
Karan jese hi andar aaya toh usse khushi bhi nazar aayi,
Karan : hello khushi! Good morning!
Kehte hue wo rahul ki taraf aage badhne laga, idhar mann hi mann khushi khush ho gayi kyuki wo chaah hi rahi thi ki rahul ko koi maza chakhae.
Preeti : khushi tum pagal ho? Tum karan ke side ho kya? Khush kyu ho rahi ho itna? Ye mat kehna ki tum karan se pyaar karti ho...
Khushi : ghanta pyaar karti hu. Mein sirf uss rahul ko aur zyada hate karti hu. Kya karna humko, jo ho raha hai hone do.
Preeti : mujhe toh dekhna hai kya hota hai unke beech.
Karan (rahul se) : pata hai hum yaha pe kyu hai?
Rahul : haa! Kyuki kal mene teri gaand me laat jo maari thi.
Karan (gusse me) : teri toh... Apne aap ko boht bada raja samajhta hai kya? Yadi dum hai, toh chal bathroom me aa, wahi pe hisaab chukta karta hu. Yaha pe students bhi hai, teachers bhi, tum nahi chaahoge ki wo tujhe maar khaata hua dekhe... hai na? Haha!
Rahul : haa kyu nahi? Wese bhi mujhe washroom jaana hi tha.
Karan : chalo fir!
Preeti : khushi dekh! Show start ho raha hai hehe...
Khushi : wo pagal hai. Teen bande usse gher ke khade hai fir bhi dekho... Kitna shaanti se khada hua hai.
Rahul karan aur uske 2 pantaro ke saath class ke bahar nikalne laga, nikalte waqt karan ne ek baar firse khushi ki taraf dekha aur kaha,
Karan : haha! Khushi! Iss ladke ko yaha ke kuch rules nahi pata, mein isse acche se samjha ke laata hu...haha acche se!!
Khushi : hmm! Hope tum usse acche se samjha doge.
Karan (khush hokar ) : bilkul! Bilkul!
Preeti : jao rahul! Dikha do tum me kitna dum hai!
Khushi : preeti!?? Tum uske liye kyu cheer kar rahi ho?
Preeti : well! Tum karan ko cheer kar rahi thi toh mene rahul ko kiya. Balance ho gaya.
Khushi : ......
Preeti : chal na apan bhi chale!!
Khushi : tum pagal ho kya? Boys toilet me jaana hai tumhe?
Preeti : arre yaar abhi lectures chal rahe hai, toh toilet me koi nahi hoga. Aur apan dur se dekhenge na bas, dekhte hai kya ladayi hoti hai hehe!! Chal jaldi warna teacher aa jaega.
Idhar rahul karan se pehle hi washroom me ghus gaya aur apna kaam karne laga. Boht derr se wo susu roka hua tha, karan bhi peeche peeche apne do pantaro ke saath andar aa gaya.
Ladka 1 : boss! Ye toh sach me mutne laga.
Karan : mein dekhta hu isse...
Idhar karan ye soch ke aage badha ki kal ki laat ka badla wo laat se hi lega. Ek susu karta vyakti bhala kya defend karega? Karan yahi soch kar aage badha aur usne hawa me apni laat uthayi, par iss se pehle ki wo laat maarta, karan ka reflection bathroom ki tiles me rahul ko pehle hi dikh gaya aur rahul ekdum se palat gaya...
Aur tezz dhaar waali susu karan ke chehre pe kisi pipe se nikle paani ki tarah padi,
"Arrrrghhhhhhhh!!!"
Usne bachne ki koshish ki parantu dhaar daar susu ke aage uski na chali.
Karan ka muh aur kapde poore geele ho gaye the, neeche susu se floor bhi geela ho gaya tha, karan slip maarke neeche gira aur ussi peshaab se bhare floor me dher ho gaya.
2 aur cheekhe ekdum se goonji, ye khushi aur preeti ki hi thi. Dono ladkiyo ne socha tha ki wo yaha aake kuch fighting scenes dekhengi par jese hi dono ne apna sar darwaaze se jhaakne ke liye aage badhaya toh unhe dikha kya? Rahul apna lund pakde susu ki dhaar nikaal kar karan ko bhigo raha hai. Dono ladkiya abhi abhi hui vardaat se jese hosh hi kho dii thi.
Khushi : besharam kahi ka...
Preeti (blush) : khushi!! Wo boys toilet hai. Hum hi the jo jhaakne gaye the. Par...par kitna bada tha.
Khushi : kya??
Preeti : kuch nahi!!
Khushi (blush) : huh?? Sab tumhaare kaaran.
Preeti : sorrrryyyyy!!
Rahul (mann me) : ye dono ab boy's toilet me kar kya rahi thi? 3 mahine me lagta hai mujhe boht kuch jhelna hai.
Ladka 1 : oye!! Rukk!!
Rahul : haha! Apne boss ko aise hi pade rehne doge? Zara socho! Ki agle lecture me tumhara boss aise hi andar jaega, toh log kya kahenge? Aur fir tumhara boss kya haal karega tumlogo ka?...
Fati ke maare wo dono apne boss ko utha ke le gaye. Tab tak aaiye chalte hai, hamare rahul ke sheher gwalior ki taraf,
Lucky's house...
Lucky's dad : beta ek acchi khabar hai! Hamari ek dukaan wapas se chalu ho gayi hai. Bas ek aur bachi hai.
Lucky : haha! Dad ye toh badi hi acchi baat hai, ek khush khabri aur hai. Mujhe pata chala hai ki rahul sheher chorr kar jaa chuka hai.
Lucky's dad : badhiya! Tab toh tumhe kal se hi college jaana chahiye.
Lucky : jaunga hi dad! Jaunga hi...
Lucky (mann me) : akhir neha ko ab kon bacha sakta hai mujhse? Ab toh wo meri hai.
Agle din! Lucky taiyaar hoke college pohucha toh sabhi usse hi ghur rahe the, jese hi usne neha ko dekha toh dekhta hi reh gaya.
Lucky (mann me) : sirf kuch mahine hi tumse door raha hu, par tumhari khubsoorti kabhi kam hi nahi hoti. Meri maal toh aur bhi sundar ho gayi hai. Hahaha! Ab toh na hi rahul hai, na hi uska wo dost, na hi wo harami rohit jisne mera raaz khol diya, saala jail me sadd raha hoga hahaha! Ab mein bilkul free hu. Ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakta.
Lucky : hi neha!!
Neha(ek nazar dekh ke) : hi!
Lucky : aaj shaam ko departure ke baad cafe???
Neha : no thanks!
Lucky : ek new cafe khula hai, suna hai waha shakes boht acche hai
Nikita : usne kaha na, usse nahi jaana hai.
Lucky : mene tumse nahi pucha I'm sorry! Mene sirf neha se pucha hai.
Neha : ohh! Well! Okay!
Nikita : nehaaaaaaaaaa????
Neha : chill!! Sirf cafe hi jaa rahi hu. Usne kaha na ki shakes acche hai waha ke, aur tumhe pata hai I love shakes.
Nikita (mann me) : kaash tumhe wo sab kuch bata paati, par rahul bhaiya ne kasam jo de kar rakhi hai.
Lucky (mann me) : aaj toh tu meri hokar rahegi neha!! Hahahaha...
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