Nevil singh
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Sabki lagi padi hai.Update - 102
Ab tak...
Preeti : shit...that witch...
Neha : kya kaha?? Richa didi bhai ki wife hone waali hai. Mind you language. Mere saamne toh bhul ke bhi aisa nahi kehna...
Preeti bas apne nichle honth ko daant me dabae bas apna krodh shaant karne lagti hai.
Anshu : mein dekh ke aati hu kon hai neeche.
Anshu daudti hui neeche jaati hai aur jese hi gate kholti toh saamne logo ko dekh hairaan ho jaati hai.
Ab aage...
Saamne khade logo ko dekh anshu thoda chakit ho gayi kyuki saamne khade log aur koi nahi balki tanisha aur taniya hi thi.
Anshu : aap dono??
Taniya : haa! Toh ye hai chapadganju ka ghar? Waqai! Kehna padega mera chapadganju kitna aage aa chuka hai. I'm happy for him. Arre! Andar nahi bulaogi anshu?
Anshu (mann me) : oh no! Taniya dii yaha kyu aa gayi? Sabhi log andar hai! Last time taniya dii ko mere aur vanshu dii ka bhai ke saath relationship ka jab pata chala tha toh bhai ko thappad jadd diya tha taniya dii ne. She was hurt. Ab toh sabhi ladkiya maujood hai yaha. Taniya dii ko definitely aaj pata lag hi jaega yaha sab kuch... I don't know mein kese unhe handle karungi... God! Please help me! Bhai! Mein poori koshish karungi aap ko save karne ki...
Anshu : ahaha...aaiye na andar please!
Tanisha : rahul kaha hai anshu? Aur baaki sab? Maa ji kaha hai?
Anshu (mann me) : oh no! Tanisha didi ne chachi ko maa ji keh ke bula diya ,wo bhi taniya didi ke saamne...ab kya hoga? Huh? Taniya didi ne kuch nahi kaha...!?
Taniya saamne khadi bas muskura kar anshu ko hi dekh rahi thi. Anshu idhar poori confused khadi hui thi. Uske hisaab se toh taniya ko ab tak gussa aa jaana chaahiye tha. Par taniya toh ekdum shaant thi. Aisa kese?
Anshu : taniya didi...aap...!?
Taniya : bataati hu baba! Dekho mein boht thak gayi hu isliye short me bataati hu. Tumhaari vanshu dii ka call aaya tha mujhe aur unhone bataya ki boht important baat karni hai unhe mujhse aur tanisha jii se. Isliye unhone hum dono ko hi apne ghar par bulaaya tha gwalior waale. So, I was confused ki aisi kya baat ho gayi jo vanshu dii ko itni urgently karni hai...
Tanisha : haa! Mujhe bhi vanshu ka call aaya tha. Kherr! Mein toh wait karne ke liye taiyaar thi par taniya seedhe mere ghar aa gayi. Meri uss se baat hui. Hum sabhi rahul ko pyaar karte hai, aise me yadi uss se related koi important baat hai toh hum wait kese kar sakte hai bhala? Aur taniya mujhe leke yaha aa gayi. Mujhe rahul ka ghar ka address pata hi tha... So...
Anshu (mann me) : ohhhh! Toh ab aaya meri samajh me. Taniya didi aur tanisha didi matlab... They are on good terms with each other. Ye toh mere liye accha hai. But I don't know ki baakiyo ko dekh ke kese react karengi taniya didi. Wo khushi wagarah ko kahi jhaapad hi na jadd de. Khushi akeli nahi hai, monica dii, preeti, richa dii... Ye chaaro log bhi bhai se pyaar karte hai aur taniya didi ko nahi pata hai ye. Richa didi ke baare me bhale jaanti ho taniya didi par baaki sab ke baare me... Bhai ko 4 jhaapad padenge lagta hai... Oh no! So sorry bhai! Mere se jitna hoga mein karungi aapko bachaane ke liye... but I can't promise. Kyuki taniya didi se mujhe bhi darr lagta hai...
Anshu : ohh! Toh ye baat hai! Ghar me aapka swaagat hai taniya dii aur tanisha dii. Baithiye na please!
Anshu dono ke haath se bag leti hai aur side me rakh deti hai.
Tanisha : maa ji kahi dikhayi nahi de rahi anshu? Sab theek toh hai na?
Anshu : huh?? Jii.. wo... Wo andar hai. Shayad araam kar rahi hai. Mein unhe bula ke laati hu.
Tanisha : arre nahi anshu! Yadi araam kar rahi hai toh unhe karne do. Disturb mat karo.
Taniya : haa! Wese bhi... Ab hum yaha kuch din rukne hi waale hai toh thodi derr baad araam se mil lenge bua se. Unhe rest karne do
Anshu (mann me) : ohh no! Ye situation toh bigadti hi jaa rahi hai. Tanisha didi ki toh mujhe koi chinta nahi hai kyuki she's so gentle. Wo harr sach ko accept kar lengi par taniya dii... Oh! No... Mere rongte khade ho rahe hai ab. Kya kahu ab???
Taniya : wese... Ye chapadganju kaha hai? Kahi dikhayi nahi de raha?
Tanisha (chintit) : haa! Anshu! Sab theek toh hai na? Rahul ko kuch hua toh nahi hai na?
Anshu : uhmm... Nahi tanisha dii... Sab theek hai.
Taniya : toh fir batao na... Kaha hai wo chapadganju?
Anshu (mann me) : kya kahu ab?? Kuch sujh hi nahi raha hai...
Taniya : kaho na...
Anshu : jii...wo...
"Arreee...!!?? Tanisha??? Taniya???"
Tabhi sabhi ke kaano me ek awaaz padti hai, sabhi dekhte hai toh paate hai ki nisha apne kamre se nikal kar seedha unki hi taraf aa rahi hai.
"Buaaa!!!"
"Maa jii",
Dono tanisha aur taniya uthkar nisha se gale milti hai
Nisha : tum dono yaha? Aise achaanak? Sab theek toh hai na?
Taniya : haa bua! Sab theek hai! Aap theek hai ki nahi?
Nisha : arre mujhe kya hua hai? Mein toh ekdum mast hu
Taniya : haha! Neha kaha hai wese?
Nisha : upar hogi apne kamre me... Tum chali jao na upar...
Anshu : umm wo... Mil lenge sabhi ek dusre se
Pehle kuch khaa pee toh lijiye, fresh toh ho lijiye...
Taniya : ummm...well...okay!
Taniya apne bag se kuch samaan nikaal ke neeche ke hi floor ke washroom me chali jaati hai aur nisha tanisha ko sofa par baitha ke uske bagal se baith ke baatein karne lagti hai
Nisha : kesi hai meri bacchi?? Kitne dino baad darshan ho rahe hai meri hone waali bahu ke...
Tanisha (sharmaate hue) : maa jii! Sab theek hai! Aapki yaad aa rahi thi mujhe waha
Nisha (chedte hue) : haa?? Meri yaad aa rahi thi ya rahul ki yaad ki? Haa? Bol na?
Tanisha : ohh maa jii! Aap bhi na... Mujhe sabhi ki yaad aa rahi thi.
Nisha : chalo! Accha hai! Ab tu aa gayi hai toh mein bhi tujhse kuch baatein kar sakti hu
Anshu (mann me) : arre... Mein toh bhool hi gayi thi ki vanshu dii ne inhe yaha kyu bulaaya hai. Inhe toh pata hi nahi hai ki bhai ke saath new zealand me kya hua tha. Aur issi ke liye vanshu dii ne inhe bulaaya tha par dono yaha par hi aa gayi...
Abhi dono nisha aur tanisha baat kar hi rahi thi ki itne me poori ki poori ladkiyo ki toli upar se neeche aa gayi, jinko dekh ke tanisha thodi hairaan reh gayi,
Neha : tanisha didi...
Tanisha : hi neha! Kaisi ho?
Neha aake tanisha ke gale lagti hai,
Vanshu : didi!!! I missed you so much!!!
Vanshu bhi daudte hue aake tanisha ke gale lag jaati hai. Tanisha uske liye ek badi behan ki tarah ho gayi thi ab. Uske jazbaat, uski bhavnaaye, uske dil ki harr baat jese tanisha samajh jaati thi aur isliye vanshu tanisha se kaafi jud chuki thi. Tanisha bhi vanshu ko apni choti behan ki tarah hi treat karti thi.
Tanisha : ye baaki sab...?
Vanshu : ummm wo... Didi! Yahi baat karne ke liye aapko mene apne ghar bulaaya tha aur kuch aur bhi baat hai. Aap baithiye na!
Tanisha ko baithaate hue vanshu uske bagal se baith jaati hai. Uski samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki wo kese shuru kare.
Tanisha : ek minute taniya ko bhi aa jaane do washroom se, fir bataana vanshu.
Vanshu : kyaaaa? Taniya bhi aayi hai??
Tanisha : haa kyu??
Ye baat sunte hi vanshu forun uth jaati hai aur turant anshu ko dekhne lagti hai,
Vanshu : choti! Tu bataegi inko wo baat
Anshu : k.. kyaaa? Par dii!
Vanshu : choti! Mujhse nahi hoga! Ab tujhe hi sambhaalna hai sab!
Vanshu itna bol nisha ke bagal me baith jaati hai,
Tanisha : arre par baat kya hai?? Koi kuch bataega bhi ya nahi?
Preeti : khushi?? Ye kon hai??
Khushi : mujhe kese pata hoga preeti?
Preeti : ye itni sundar kyu hai??
Khushi : what the...?? Wo sundar hai toh hai preeti... Kesi baatein kar rahi ho?
Preeti : mujhe...mujhe bas khatra mehsoos hua isliye mein tumhe warn kar rahi hu
Khushi : kesa khatra?
Preeti : I don't know. Maybe it's because of her...
"Washroom bhi kya mast hai bada sa..." Tabhi ekdum se taniya aate hue kuch naye chehre dekh wahi rukk jaati hai.
Vanshu (mann me) : oh no...
Anshu (mann me) : I think... Mujhe pehle taniya didi ko sabka sach bata dena chahiye. Uske baad yadi wo gussa hui toh bhai ko goli lagne ki baat bata dungi. Maybe she will feel sorry for him then. Yes! Yahi sahi plan hai!
Nahi nahi... Kahi jese hi mene sach bataaya aur wo ekdum control ke baahar ho gayi toh kya hoga? Mujhe pehle bhai ki new Zealand waali baat hi bataani chahiye, iss se unke mann me bhai ke liye daya jaag jaegi aur fir sachhayi bhi bata dungi... Haa! Yahi sahi hai! God! Himmat dena mujhe...
Taniya : aap sab??
Anshu : umm taniya dii! Mein sabhi ko aapse baad me milwaungi. Pehle aap yaha aake baithiye
Taniya : ok!!
Taniya aake tanisha ke bagal se baith jaati hai. Nisha bhi tanisha ke bagal se baithi hui thi aur vanshu nisha ke bagal se.
Unke saamne anshu baith jaati hai aur uske bagal se neha. Baaki sabhi ladkiya apni apni jagah lete hue baith jaati hai,
Anshu : wo baat ya hai ki... Kaha se shuru karu??
Tanisha : isme itna sochne waali kya baat hai anshu? Jo bhi baat hai, khulkar bata do
Anshu : hmmm! Darasal do baatein hai! Mein pehli baat bataati hu pehle
Taniya : hmm...
Anshu : baat ye hai ki... Jab neha ko sacchaayi ka pata chala tha tab aap sab bhi jaanti hai ki wo kitna toot gayi thi. Bechaari ke dil par boht bhaari asar hua tha. Tabhi se hi Nehu ko bhai ki boht yaad sataa rahi thi aur wo bhai se milne ke liye kuch bhi karne taiyaar thi.
Tanisha : hmmm! Mujhe yaad hai!
Anshu : toh nehu ne ye decide kiya tha ki wo bhai se milne mumbai jaegi
Taniya : okay! Fir??
Anshu : uske saath mein mumbai aa gayi, par yaha aake hume pata chala ki bhai new Zealand me hai. Ye baat richa didi ne hume batayi.
Richa ka naam sunte hi taniya ki bauhe sikud gayi aur mutthi kass gayi,
Taniya : richa?? Richa toh gwalior me rehti hai na??
Anshu (ghabraate hue) : actually... Unki job jab lagi thi, toh bhai ke successful hone ke baad jab bhai ki khudki company khuli toh bhai ne unhe apne paas bula liya.
Taniya : ye kya keh rahi ho? Aisa bolo ki usne richa ko apni company me naukri ke liye bula liya. Apne paas bula liya se kya matlab hai tumhara? It sounds disgusting...
Anshu (ghabraate hue) : ummm... Haa!
Tanisha : fir??
Anshu : toh nehu se aur zyaada ruka nahi gaya aur usne new Zealand jaane ka faisla le liya. Uske saath richa didi aur mein bhi gayi thi. Par waha jaa ke jese hi hume wo khabar mili toh...
Tanisha : kya khabar??
Anshu : bhai... Bhai ko bullet lagi thi kandhe me aur wo hospital me admit tha.
Uske itna kehte hi dono tanisha aur taniya apni jagah se khadi ho jaati hai,
"Whaaattttt???"
Tanisha (ghabraate hue) : g..goli?? Rahul kaha hai?? Wo theek toh hai na??
Taniya (panics) : kya hua usse?? Kaha hai wo? Kuch kehti kyu nahi?
Anshu : aap dono please shaant ho jaiye! Bhai ab theek hai! Unka zakhm bhi ab almost jaa chuka hai! He's fine! Wo thoda... Kaam se gaye hue hai abhi!
Tanisha (raahat me) : hey bhagwaan!!! Shuqr hai!! Itni badi baat ho gayi aur kisi ne kuch bataaya hi nahi???
Taniya : wahi toh... Kya mein paraayi hu kya bua?? Itni badi baat aapne mujhse chhupaayi?
Nisha : beta! Uss waqt toh mujhe keval mere betu ki chinta thi aur mujhe bhi baad me hi pata chala tha... Isliye baaki cheezo par dhyaan hi nahi gaya.
Anshu : darasal! Bhai chaahte the aap sabhi ko bataana par... Unhone kaha ki khamakha aapko taqleef hoegi aur aap dono waha aane ke liye zidd karogi... Wo chaahte the ki Mumbai laut jaane ke baad aap sabhi ko bataaye...
Tanisha : par isme taqleef ki kya baat anshu? Hum toh uski hi hai na? Yadi hum chinta nahi karenge toh kon karega? Aap sab... Kese? Kese itni badi baat chhupa sakte ho??
Taniya : sahi kaha! Hum bhi uss se pyaar karte hai! Uski chinta hume bhi lagi rehti hai...
Taniya aisa kehne ke baad ek nazar nisha par daalti hai. Uska ye kehna ek declaration se kam nahi tha. Usne aisa keh ke ye ghoshna kar dii thi ki taniya rahul se pyaar karti hai aur ye baat koi nahi jhutla sakta ki dono hi ek dusre ke cousin hai. Matlab saaf tha ki wo peeche nahi hatne waali, par taniya ko taajub tab hua jab nisha ne ye sunn ne ke baad bhi koi reaction nahi diya. Kese deti bhala? Ab usse aadat jo ho gayi thi. Vanshu aur anshu bhi toh cousin hi hai par rahul ne unhe patak patak ke choda hai, ye baat nisha bhali bhaati jaanti hai, aur cousin ki baat kya? Khud nisha uski maa uske saath sambhog karti hai, fir ye toh choti cheez hai.
Preeti : I knew it! Dekha?? Dekha tumne... Dekha na khushi... Mene kaha tha na... Lo ab... Kar lo pyaar... Mene kaha tha na uss din ki aunty ko patao pehle... Tumne meri ek nahi suni, dekha ab... Aur do aa gayi... Aur dono... Dono kisi sundari se kam nahi hai. Ye taniya toh... She... I must say... She's damn hot. Haa! Par Mere liye toh tu hi sabse beautiful hai!
Khushi : ab mujhe bhi lag raha hai preeti... Ki kaash mene tumhaari sunn lii hoti!
Preeti : ohhh! Don't worry now! Mein hu yaha par! I will help you! Bas jesa mein kahu wesa karna and then rahul tumhara...
Taniya : accha theek hai! Fir?? Yahi baat bataani hai kya??
Anshu : nahi! Aur bhi hai...
Taniya : wo sab theek hai par pehle ye batao ki chapdganju ko goli lagi kese?? Kis haraam khor ki itni himmat ho gayi usse chot pohchaane kii??
Nisha : taniyaaa....
Taniya : sorry bua! Zabaan fisal jaati hai meri kabhi kabhi... Akhir rahul se itna pyaar jo karti hu.
Nisha uski baat pe aah bharti hai aur sabke liye andar chai banaane ke liye chali jaati hai. "Aaj lagta hai drama lamba khichne waala hai", usne mann me socha.
Anshu : bhai ko goli D'Souza ne maari thi. D'Souza waha jo monica dii khadi hai unke mom and dad ka hatyaara tha.
Anshu ne ungli se ishaara karte hue monica ko sabki nazro me laaya aur monica ka poora sach unko bata diya, yaha tak ki ye bhi ki... Monica aur rahul bhi ek dusre se pyaar karte hai.
Taniya : kya kaha?? Rahul aur ye monica...
Anshu : monica didi hai woh taniya dii! Wo humse umr me badi hai!
Taniya (gusse se) : tumhaare kehne par tum rahul ko new Zealand lekar gayi thi.
Monica : yes! Because I love him... Mein uss se kuch bhi chhupaana nahi chaahti thi.
Taniya bade hi gusse me chal ke monica ke paas aati hai aur uski shirt ki collor apne haatho me le leti hai,
Taniya (gusse me) : love him? Or do you want to kill him?? How dare you!??
Uski gusse se bhari badi badi aankhein dekh vanshu boht darr jaati hai aur usse pichli waali baat yaad aane lagti hai.
Vanshu : choti!! Choti kuch kar...
Anshu : I'm trying dii...
Monica : I love him! Uske liye mein kuch bhi kar sakti hu...
Taniya : itna pyaar hai toh kyu leke gayi usse maut ke muh me haa??
Iss prashn pe monica ki zubaan band ho jaati hai aur uske honth kaapne lagte hai. Kya jawaab deti woh? Ye kehti ki rahul jab uske saath new zealand gaya tha toh usse boht accha feel hua tha ki koi uske saath dene waala hai aise samay par bhi?? Kya ye kehti?? Ye baat toh poori swaarth se bhari dikhti sabhi ko. Par sacchayi toh yahi thi ki monica ko boht hi zyaada accha laga tha, uske dil me rahul ke liye alag hi sthaan ban gaya tha.
Taniya : ab chupp kyu ho!? Haa?? Bolti band ho gayi?? Kaha gaya ab pyaar?? Huh??
Kehte kehte uski aankhein namm ho jaati hai.
Honth kaapne lagte hai, aur daant ko meeste hue wo monica ki collor jhatke se chorr deti hai.
"Aur ye dono kaun hai??" Taniya khushi aur preeti par nazar daalte hue puchti hai.
Uski gusse se bhari aankhein dekhte hi khushi aur preeti ekdum wahi jamm jaati hai. Preeti darr ke maare khushi ki hatheli thaam leti hai.
Anshu (hadbadaate hue) : wo...wo... Inke baare me mujhe bhi zyaada kuch nahi pata par... Itna zaroor hai ki... Ye dono bhi bhai se pyaar karti hai.
Ye sunte hi jese taniya ka paara poora chadh jaata hai. Tanisha saara sach hazam karne me jaha muh khole sab kuch dekhe jaa rahi thi wahi taniya apne reaction se hi sabko darra ke rakhe hue thi.
Neha : taniya dii is hurt. I know that feeling. Mein bhi hurt hui thi jab mujhe pata chala tha...
Taniya aage badhte hue khushi ke paas aati hai,
Taniya : kya rishta hai tumhara rahul ke saath?
Khushi : I... I...
Taniya (chilaate hue) : bolo...
Uski tezz awaaz sunte hi khushi bechaari poori hil jaati hai aur kaapne lagti hai. Preeti khud darrte hue khushi ko apne peeche karne ki koshish karne lagti hai.
Taniya : mein kuch puch rahi hu. Yadi koi rishta nahi hai toh yaha hamaare ghar me kya kar rahi ho tum yaha?
Preeti : Khushi... Khushi rahul se pyaar karti hai...
Taniya (chillate hue) : aur tum???
Preeti : I... I also... No... I don't...
Khushi : preeti bhi uss se pyaar karti hai. We both love him.
Taniya : ohhh!! And please can you tell me why? Koi reason toh hoga? Aisa toh hoga nahi na ki ek jhalak dekhte hi tum uske pyaar me pad gayi??
Khushi himmat karte hue usse saari baatein jab bataati hi toh taniya ka paara aur bhi chadha jaata hai aur uski aankho se pata nahi kyu par aasu behne lagte hai...
Taniya (rote hue) : everyone... Everyone... Everyone used him... You don't know anything about his feelings. Sab kuch uske upar thop diya jaata hai aur wo usse apni zimmedaari samajh ke nibhaata rehta hai... I hate this... Hate this...
Aur rote hue wo daudte hue nisha ke kamre me chali jaati hai aur andar se darwaaza band kar leti hai.
Nisha jese hi thoda boht shorgul sunte hue ek tray me chai lekar baahar aati hai toh dekhti hai ki sabhi uske kamre ke baahar ikhataa hue hai,
Nisha : kya hua?
Neha : mom! Taniya didi naraaz ho gayi hai. Aur wo aapke room me rote hue chali gayi hai aur door khol hi nahi rahi hai.
Nisha : par kyu?? Aisa kya ho gaya?
Anshu : wo chachi!! Taniya didi hurt ho gayi hai! Bhai ke itne chaahne waale hai. Unhe dukh hua hai.
Nisha : hmm! Mujhe pata tha aisa kuch na kuch hoega hi... Usse kuch derr ke liye akela chorr do baccho!!
Neha : whattt?? Mom?? Aapko iss baat se koi aapatti nahi hai?? I mean... Taniya didi bhai ki cousin hai aur uske baad bhi wo bhai se...
Nisha : haa toh? Anshu aur vanshu bhi toh cousin hi hai na?? Kya ye dono pyaar nahi karti betu se?
Neha (surprised) : what?? Iska matlab aap jaanti ho???
Nisha : haa toh...
Neha (mann me) : fir toh mom mere aur bhai ke baare me bhi...
Nisha chai ki tray table par rakhti hai aur neha ko muskuraate hue dekhti hai,
Nisha : haa!! Mujhe wo bhi pata hai...
Nisha itna keh ke waha se jaane lagti hai par jaate jaate sbahi ko taniya ko thodi derr ke liye akela chorrne ke kiye keh deti hai. Idhar neha stabdh sii khadi hoke nisha ki baat ka matlab samajhne ka prayaas kar rahi thi.
Neha (mann me) : she actually knows. Uske baad bhi... Unhone koi virodh nahi kiya... Iska matlab mein aur bhai... Shaadi...!? Omg!!
Abhi sab taniya ko akela chorr ke bujhe hue mann se table par rakhi chai utha ke waha drawing room me baithe hi the ki baahar se horn ki awaaz aayi aur rahul aur richa car se utarte hue ghar me andar ki or aane lagte hai.
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Aaj ke liye itba hi guys!
Dhanyawad!!
Khubsurat update hai mitr.
