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Adultery Ali Uncle ki Wish Mom ne Puri Ki
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(Gadi k ander baat chit - mom ,Ali Uncle aur mera)
Me :- bese uncle aap gadi q nahi chalate?
Uncle:- Nahi gadi chalana nahi aata...per Ghodi chala leta hun....
Mom reaction
Me jan bhujh k anjan bante huye
Me :- sach me uncle??
Uncle:- han beta.
me :- apke pass ghoda kaha hai...?
Uncle:- ghoda nahi beta ghodi..
Me :- han to kaha hai ghodi...
Uncle:- tha beta ..ab nahi hai .... bimari k bakah se chal basi....
Mom ko ye sab bate pata to thi ki kon si ghodi...k baat ho rehi thi per bo bina kuch bole maze le rehi thi. Wo dekhna chahti thi k Uncle aur me kiss hadd tak baat karte hain.
Me :- ohhh...to ab koi ghodi nahi aap k pass ....
Uncle:- hai ek ...per bo abtak ready nahi hai...
ready kar raha hun....jaldi chadunga v...
Mom es baat pe bahat sharma jati hai.usko pata hai ghodi kon hai aur uncle kese chadhaenge..
Me :- waah .. uncle...mujhe v dekhna hai ap kese ghodi chaddte ho....
Mom :- chup ho ja beta.....ky karega dekh k...
Me :- Sikhunga ..me v bada ho k ghodi chadhunga.....
Mom :- han han. Chad lena....bada to ho jaa...
Mom :- Ali ji...ap v shant rahi hai thoda...
Uncle:- Hum baat v na kare...
Mom :- kariye per es tarh ki mat kariye..
Uncle:- kis tarh ki?
Mom :- ye ghodi bagera...
Uncle:- usme ky galat hai ...chadta hun to chadta hun
Mom :- ap ko samjhana bekar hai..
Me,:- aap etne hattke katte ho....ky khate ho...
Uncle:- me roz doodh Peeta hun....
Me :- acha...gay ka ya bhens ka..
Uncle:- Gay ka Jarsy gay..ka..
Me :- mom ..hamare ghar k kon sa doodh ata hai ...
Mom :- packet bala...
Me :- kis ka...gay ka ya bhens ka...
Mom :- mujhe kese pata hoga.... company ko puch lena...
Me :- yese kese ...ap ko pata hona chaiye....
Mom :- nahi pata mere baap baks de.mujhe...
Uncle aur me hansne lage. Q ki hum mom ko chidate the.
Uncle:- Sab se acha to maa ka doodh....mene Bachpan me Piya hai.....
Me :- acha..
Me :- mom apne muje doodh pilaya hai ki nhi.....
Mom :- nahi....
Me :- ese kese nahi pilayi apne...pilana chaiye naa.....
Mom :- tere Dad se puch....mujhe mat puch....
Me :- bo to aap ko pilana tha...naa...
Mom :- tere dad mana karenge to me ky karun.....
Me :- Q mana kiya....Dad ne....
Mom :- are mujhe kese pata hoga ...
Me :- lo...ek to bachpan mujhe dibba doodh pilaya aur ab bhadak rehe ho...mere uper...
Mom :- bhadak kaha rahi hun...nhi pilaya to nahi pilaya......
Me :- acha uncle...me ab maa ka doodh peene se hoga....
Mom :- are ...
Uncle:- Han...Q nahi hoga....tera mom se puch .. pilayegi ki nahi ...
Mom es baat pe sharma jati hai.
Mom :- ek topic band kar diya to dusra suru kari diya ap logo ne....
Uncle:- nahi pilayegi beta...tujhe ..kisi aur ko pilate honge....
Mom kisi ko nazar nahi mila pa rehi thi silent se gadi drive kar rehi thi.
Me :- mom...ye to galat hai... mera hissa kis aur ko pilati ho....
Mom :- ky ..bol raha hai .beta .. Uncle tujhe galat jankari de rehe hain...mat sun...
Uncle:- mene ky galat bola ...
Uncle:- beta tera hissa tere dad pee jate hain....
Mom ka reaction kuch is tarh thi
Mom :- please Ali ji..band kije ye topic... please .
Me :- ye to na insf hai ....ky mom....ese q karte ho...
Mom :- are buddhu...tujhe bebakoof bana rehe hai uncle .
Uncle:- nahi ....beta..Kasam khane ko bol tera mom ko..avi pata chal jaayenga...
Me :- kasam khao mom...
Mom :- pagal hai ky..choti si baat k liye kasam kon khata hai
Me :- to sach batao na ...
Mom :- tu bada ho gaya hai beta....ab doodh nahi nikalta....pehele nikalta tha...
Me :- to dad q peete hai.vir..agar doodh nikalta nahi hai to...
Mom :- mujhe nahi pata...ye sab...ho gaya ab ye topic change karo...
Me :- mujhe jabab chaiye...
(Ye sab uncle sunke maze le rehe the)
Mom :- ky sunna hai tujhe ..
Me :- Agar doodh ati nahi to Dad ko Q pilate ho...aur Ky pilate ho..
Mom :- tu avi chota hai..
..bada hone se tujhe sab apne ap pata chal jayega..ab shanti se beth....
Mom :- ap bolo ge ya me dad ko phone kar k punchu...?
Mom :- Arree...pagal..hai ky
Me :- To batao....
Mom :- bo sab chod...abhi doodh nahi ata beta warna me pilati tujhe...
Me :- Pakka...
Mom:- yesss
Uncle:- Lagta nahi hai....mujhe ...Q ki tera mom ka bahat bade bade doodh hain...pakka doodh hoga wahan...
Mom Reaction
Mom :- Chup rahiye Ali ji...marwange aap
Me :- Esa hai ky Uncle...?
Uncle:- Han..
Mom :- Nahi beta...jhut hai ye..
Me :- Ap ek teacher ho k jhut bol rehe ho... Uncle bade hai bo q jhut bolenge...?
Mom:- Tujhe meri bato ka Biswas nahi hai.. Uncle k bato ka varosa hai ..?
Me :- aap ko kese bharosa karun? Apne to mujhe Bachpan me doodh v nahi pilayi...sab maa ka doodh peete hain..bas mene nahi Piya.
Mom :- esa nahi hai...aaj kal k mommy apne bacho ko Dabba bala pilate hai..mene v wahi Kiya..kitna mehnga ata hai bo dabba pata hai tujhe...
Me :- Mehenga ho ya sasta...maa ki doodh best hota hai .mene padha k ek jagah...
Mom :- acha ye bata....nahi pilaya aur Abhi doodh v nahi ata to ky karun me...
Me :- Nahi aata naa....
Uncle:- mera baat maan ...Tu khud check karle beta..
Me :- hmm.ye mast Idea hai...
Mom:- han..thik hai..karwadungi..kabhi..
Me :- nahi Aaj check karao...ky pata baad me mujhe aap dant k bhaga doge....
Mom :- bola na karwadungi....
Me :- nahi..aaj karwao...bo v Uncle k samne....bad me mujhe aap pakka dant toge
Mom :- Are yaar...kaha fas gaya me...
Uncle:- (mom k pass kaan me ) Karwalo ..naa...mene to tumahri doodh dekh chuka hun...
Mom :- (Dhirese) Dhire Boliye...
Mom :- Thik hai ..kar lenge Aaj..okk
Uncle:- Clearly bolo...ky karna hai kese karna hai....baad me jhik jhik nahi chaiye...Q beta..
Me :- yesss
Mom :- Aree.....
Me :- bol do na...mom
Uncle:- han..yaar..kon ye hum teeno k alwah jo tumhe sharm aayegi...
Mom :- vir v...
Uncle:- mene kaha na...bolo....
Mom :- Ok...aaj tujhe beta me apne doodh pilaungi aur check kar Lena k mera doodh aati hai ya nahi....bo v tere Uncle k samne.....agar nahi aati hogi to me jeeta aur tum dono hare...okkk
Uncle:-Waahah...ye hui na baat...
Me :- yessss......
Mom reaction
Mom :- apdono ne to mujhe akela kar dete ho...
Me :- hamare baat man jao...aur hamare team me aa jao...
Mom :-sab me han to karti hun...per tu Q Uncle ka side leta hai hamesha ...ye bata jara.
Me :- Q ki aap ghar me mujhe dant te ho.. uncle k samne dant nahi pate ho... isliye me hamesha Uncle k side leta hun..
Mom :- Jitna bata ta hai Utna to mene Kabhi dant ta nahi tujhe..Q be bajah ilzaam laga raha hai...
Me :- hihi... mommy log bacho ko dant te nahi...ye kon manega mom
Mom:- Koi baat nahi...mera v time aayega...
Mom :- acha Ali ji..yehi na...ye Theatre naa...
Uncle:- han yehi... basement parking hai..waha park karlenge Gadi...chelo...
Mom :- Ji
Vir mom ne gadi basement k tarf ghumaya aur niche park kar k lift se hum 3 rd floor pahanch gaye.Samne Theatre tha aur usme Jungle Book Animation Movie laga tha.aur side me Ek Icecream Parlour tha.hum pehele parlour me ghuse aur wahan pe pade chair pe beth gaye.bese jada log wah pe the nahi Q ki barish ka mousam tha .
Waiter:-Sir ky Chaiye aako ?
Uncle:- Ek large Size Chocobar Icecream aur 2 Cup Vanilla Icecream le ana..
Waiter ji Sir bol k nikal gaya aur 1 min k ander Ander Icecream le aya aur table pe rakh diya.
Tab Uncle Phone laga rehe the kisi ko
Uncle:- Hello Akram..
Akram:- Han Bhai jaan...pahanch gaye aap log?
Uncle:- Han .. ticket ho gaya??
Akram:- Han han Ready hai .ap kaha pe ho...
Uncle:- Pass k Icecream Parlour pe
Akram :- Ji ..me pahanch raha hun Bhai jaan..
Vir Uncle ne pHone kata aur mom k Chocobar Icecream pakda diya aur mejhe ek Cup bala aur khud v ek cup Utha k khane lage
Uncle:- Nandini...ye size thik hai ya aur bada mangau??
Mom ::- ji nahi.. sukriya.
Me :- Chaiye to bolo mom... Uncle bada denge..
Me jan bujh kar Bada k baad Icecream ka naam nahi liya .
Mom :- Chup chap Icecream kha..bada Uncle ka side le raha hai...
(Vir Uncle me hans ne lage)
Tab ek banda hamre pass ata hai.
Akram :- Assalamualaikum Bhai jaan
Uncle:- Aliyakum as salam
Akram bas mom k dekh k salaam kaha
Mom ne is k badle me Namste kaha
Aur 3 ticket Uncle ko thama diye.
Uncle:- Ky khayega bata...
Akram:- Nahi bhaijaan..bese v thoda jukham hai nahi khaunga thand chiz..aap khaiye...
Uncle:- Okkk...thik vir..
Akram :- Thik hai bhai jaan...kuch chaiye to batana..me la dunga..
Uncle:- Sukriya...
Vir Bo Akram chala gaya wahan se .tab tak me aur Uncle Icecream khatam kar chuke the per mom ka avi v tha.
Uncle:- Khatam karo...jaldi Nandini...
Mom :- Kha to rehi hun ...mene kaha tha aap se bada laaiye?
Uncle:-( Hans k) Jaldi jadi Chuso...pura muh k ander tak lo..
Mom :- Jitna jayega na..ander. ..muh aur bada kese karun....
Uncle:- Make Practice perfect...
Mom :- Practice makes perfect..hota hai..
Uncle:-( hans k) han to karo...Angerji teacher...
Mom :- Ji me biology padhata hun... English nahi...
Mom v jaan bujh kar aaram se Icecream kha rehi thi aur ye pal Uncle mom ko dekh rehe the aur chidate the.
Mom Icecream khate huye
Mom :- ji ..aur mangao..bada. ???..ese late karungi...
Uncle:- Han han..Aram se khao...chota to me tumhe kabhi dunga nahi...bada hi dunga...jab v dunga...
Es baat me mom bahat sharma gayi.Q ki usko Pata hai k Uncle kis chiz k bare me bada bata rehe hain.
Vir thodi der baad
Mom :- Ok Chaliye aur nahi khana..ho gaya ab..
Uncle:- Pura chuslo...
Mom :- Nahi Chus sakti ab.... Sorry Sorry ..nahi kha sakti aur..
Uncle:- (hans k). Ice cream Chusa jata hai...khaya nahi jata....
Mom :- Han han..wahi...ab late nahi ho raha hai..
Vir hum teeno hall k ander Enter kiye .Vvip section me bahat badi badi Seat thi bahat Comfortable v.hamare sivvay koi aur nahi tha waha pe.pehel me betha vir mom vir Uncle. Ab movie chalu huyi aur andhra hogaya bas screen k light se thoda bahar dekha ja sakta tha.
Ab Uncle ne mom k kadhe pe hat rakh k apne taraf thoda khinch liya.mom kuch boli nahi thodi der film chalne k baad mene jan bujh kar nind me sone k acting karne laga taki Mom aur Uncle Enjoy kar sake.
Thodi der baad Uncle ne Mom k Gori pet jo ek dam Nangi thi waha pe dhire dhire hat lene chalane lage
Vir Uncle ne mom k waist chain thi waha hat fehrane lage
Ab Uncle ne mom k navel pass chimta kata to mom ek dam se siskari lene lagi
Vir mom ne Uncle k hat waha se hata diya.
Vir apne saree thik kiya aur navel dhank diya.
Vir mere tarf dekha to me ankh band kar ke sone ki acting karne laga .
Mom :- Aryan..Aryan...
Mene koi jabab nahi diya to
Uncle:- So gaya ky?
Mom :- sayd..
Uncle:- Sone do usse ...
Bol k mom ko apne tarf khinch diya.
Mom :- Taki aap uska mom ki maze lut sako.
Uncle:- Jab uska mom etni sexy hai to koi Q chodega...
Mom Reaction
Uncle ab mom k lips ko pakda aur Gaal pe kiss de diya.ab Uncle ne mom k saree ko blouse se hata diya aur apne haat se mom k bade bade doodh ko Ache se daba diya .mom ki to sikari nikal gayi ek dam se gayi.
Mom :- Ap mujhe pagal bana denge Ali ji...
Uncle:- Ban jao..per mujhe mat roko
Ab Uncle ne mom k blouse k saree huk khole lage ab mom ki blouse latak rehi thi aur uski bra dikh rehi thi.ab Uncle ne Mom k bra ko bina khule Uper utha diya aur boobs ho nangi kar diya.abhi Uncle k samne mom k bade bade doodh Ek dam nangi thi.
Uncle bina der kiye Mom k lips pe kiss karte karte Doodh ko dono hato se dabane lage.
Thodi der ese enjoy karne lage vir bo apna sar niche kar ke mom k boobs pe kiss karne lage.
Mom v ye sab bahat enjoy kar rehi thi .vir achank Interval Aagya ab light jalne lagi to mom hadbada k turant saree ko apne uper dhank diya .Q ki bo uper se blouse v khula tha aur bra v khula tha.Us ke pass koi aur rasta v to nahi tha.bo bas chadar Uthne ki tarah saree ko uth liya
Ab Uncle ne utha aur mom ko kaha
Uncle:- Tumhe bathroom jana hai...
Mom :- nahi..
Uncle:- Kuch le aaun..tumhari liye...
Mom :- Popcorn khaungi...
Uncle ok keh kar wah se nikal gaye.ab mom mere tarf dekha aur mujhe utha ne laga
Mom :- beta...beta...
Me :- Han ..mom...
Mom :- So Gaya tha ky?
Me :: pata nahi chala mom kab nind lag gaya.
Mom :- ky fyda hua etni ache hall pe aake ...paisa barbad..
(Me maan me hi :- Pesa barbad.???..tum logo ne theater ko Oyo room bana k mast romance kar rehe the vir v paisa barbad ho gaya??)
Me:- pata nahi chala kab so Gaya..bese kesa hai movies??
Mom :- mast hai...acha Quality Animation v hai...mujhe laga tu dekh raha hai aur enjoy kar raha hai.per tu to so Gaya tha.
(Me maan me hi :- Oh.. ho...boobs chusbane se fursat thi jo tumne movie dekha.pagal samjh rehe ho mujhe...)
Me :- esa ky mom...miss kar diya ye sab me..to..
Mom :- han...wohi to...
Me :- Uncle kaha gaye..
Mom :- Popcorn lene...
Tab Uncle enter karte hai hat me 2 midium size ka bucket popcorn leke .Ek bucket popcorn mujhe diya aur dusra bala mom ko diya .
Mom :- Jante hain...Ali ji..Aryan movie dekha nahi kuch ..v .. Gaya tha..
Uncle:: Acha...mujhe laga movie enjoy kar raha hai...
(Me maan me hi:- han kiya na...per jungle book nahi Mangal book...ap loge k Romance)
Me :- Abhi pakka...dekhunga....ab nahi sounga Uncle...
Uncle:: Han han..Dekho..acha lagega tumhe.
Mom :- Apne ne apne liye nahi laye... popcorn
Uncle:- Tum log khao...
Mom :- aap mere se lije naa....
Uncle:- Ok vir yahan se le lunga...vir..
Ab Light band hua aur remain Show chalu hua.mom k pass popcorn tha waha se Uncle utha utha k khane lage .ab mom ne Uncle ko Popcorn bucket pakda diya taki bo apna khula doodh ko bra aur blouse k ander set kar sake .vir Apna blouse bra ko sahi kiya huk bagera lagaya aur pehele k tarh ho gayi.per ab Popcorn Uncle k godh me tha aur mom waha se popcorn utha k khane lagi.kuch der ese hi chalta raha achanak Uncle ne apna pant k zip ko dhire dhire khola aur apna bada bala lund bahar nikal diya.
Ye baat mom ko pata chal gayi bo uncle ko dekh k kuch es tarh ka reaction diya.
Mom Reaction
Mom Uncle ko dhire se kaha
Mom :- Ky kar rehe hai ..ander kar lije .
Uncle:- Hmm..ruko..
Ab Uncle ne popcorn k dibba k piche se ek hole kar diya aur apna lund ghusa diya. popcorn k bicho bich Uncle ka lund khada Uncle k bade lund ko Topa halki si dikh raha tha Q ki Popcorn k bucket Ka height jitna lund tha.
Mom ab wahan se Popcorn nahi uthayi to Uncle ne Ek popcorn utha k mom k muh me de diya.mom jhijak rehi thi lund bala popcorn khane k liye per Uncle ne muh me de diya to bo thoda hichk k kha gayi per dubara nahi uthaya waha se.Mom k liye ye ek awkward situation thi Q ki kabhi v mom me mera Dad ka v lund apne muh me nahi liya per Uncle lund se sane huye popcorn khila rehe the.
Dubara v Uncle ne khud utha k mom k muh me de diya . Uncle ko mom mana v nahi kar sakti to bechari ne kha li. Ab lund bala popcorn muh me ja chuka hai to vir bo ky kar sakti thi ab bo b waha se utha k khane lagi.Lund es tarh tha jab v mom wahan se popcorn uthayegi Pakka Lund ko hat touch hoga hi hoga . Kese jese popcorn khali hone laga Lund jada touch hone lagi mom k haat me. Ab thodi popcorn bacha tha mom movie dekh te dekhte wahan se popcorn utha rehi thi uska muh movie dekne me tha per Isbaar uncle bo popcorn utha k niche gira diye ye baat mom ko pata nahi thi aur jese hi apna hat dabba me ghusaya aur popcorn dhund ne lagi per popcorn to tha nahi bas lund tha isliye mom ko hat sidha lund ko touch hua
Mom reaction
Ab Uncle ne Bo bullet ko fad diya aur mom k hat me lund pakda diya .Lund etna bada gol tha k mom k haat me v pura nahi aarahi thi.
Mom ko v ye naya experience thi to bo v haat wahan se nahi hataya aur bada muslim lund touch ka maza lene laga
Vir Uncle ne apne lund ko hilane k liye mom ko ishara kiya aur mom ne v wahi kiya .Uncle k lund ko bina nazar kare mom halka halka hila k movie dekh rehi thi.
Karib 20 min hilane k baad ab mom jor jor se Uncle k lund k skin ko jor jor se uper niche karne lage tab Uncle ka sara White malai mom k haat se ho kar lund pe behne laga.
Ab mom ne dhire se ek haat se uski vanity bag se ek tissue paper nikali aur aur apna hat pochne lagi .vir mom ne mujhe v ek tissue diya aur kaha khane k baad poch lena baat.air udhar Uncle ko v ek tissue de diya.per Uncle smartly mom ko ishara kiya k bo ye sab saaf kare.mom ne mere taraf dekha tab me baat poch Raha tha .ab mom me busy hu ye soch kar tissue se uncle k lund poch diya .Mom ne vir se bag se sanitizer nikal k sab ko diya .sab logo ne apna hat sanitizer se saaf kiya aur movie dekhne lage.10 min k baad movie khatam ho gaya aur hum sab bahar ane lage.
Uncle:- Kesa tha movie aryan...acha laga tujhe?
Me :- Han Uncle..mast..per pura dekh nahi paya...
Uncle:- Hmm
Me :- aur aap ko Uncle??
Uncle:- (Thoda muskura k) Kaas yese movie roz dekhne ko milta ...maza aagya..
Mene mom k reaction dekha to mom bahat jada sharma k apna muh niche kar liya.
Uncle:- Q Nandini...sahi kaha na mene..
Mom :- Ji...
Vir hum basement gaye aur gadi nikal k wapas road pe aaye .
Mom :- abhi kaha Jana hai malik...??
Uncle:- Abhi Resturant chalo Driver
Mom :- Ji saab..
(Aur hum sab hansne lage)
Uncle:- Movie aur thoda lamba chalta to maza ata ...hai na Nandini...
Mom :- Nahi .ji...enta thik hai ...
Uncle:- matlab acha nahi laga tumhe...
Mom :- Nahi...acha laga...
Uncle:- Sab kuch...???
Mom :- Han ji...
Uncle:- aur Popcorn???
Mom :- pehele acha laga baad me thoda smell tha..
(Me maan me hi :- Lund se chipka hua Popcorn khaoge to smell to ayegi na)
Me :- Mujhe to acha laga mom..mujhe koi smell to nahi aaraha tha...
Uncle:- baad me to ache flavour tha. Han naa.. Aaryan??
Me :- Han.. Uncle..pata nai mom ko Q achi nahi lagi.
Mom :- mene kab kaha achi nahi lagi... sayad ye flavour mujhe acha na laga ho....thoda ajib si lagi.
Uncle:- Thoda hat dukh Raha hai..
(Me Maan me hi :- Lund hilaoge to haat to dukhega hi)
Uncle:- Q
Me :- Q
Mom :- Adat nahi hai na ...gadi chalane ki jada der.
(Me maan me hi :- Gadi chalane ki aadat nahi hai ya Lund hilane ki)
Me :- Ohh....
Uncle:: Acha...aadat dalna chaiye tumhe...
Me:-han mom...
Mom :- dhire dhire dal raha hun aadat...
Uncle:- mujhe naa aaj bahat acha laga....ek dam fresh feel kar raha hun....
(Me maan me :- Han han..Q nahi Uncle...mera mom to ap k pani nikal diya..Q nahi fresh feel karoge)
Mom :- hame v acha laga ..per ap ko kuch jada hi acha laga hoga ..Q ali ji...han ki naa...
Uncle:- Sach me tumhare sath time spend karna bahat acha lagta hai...
Mom :- Lo ab barish v hone laga..
Uncle:- Resturant k pass v aagye hain.
Mom :: han .. Right Turn k baad Restaurant aa jayega.
Vir hum wahi restaurant pahanch gaye jaha pehele ja chuke the. Wo jo waiter tha hame dekh te hin pehchan gaya aur hame Dim light bale jagh pe le gaya aur bitha diya.
Mom :- Ky lenge ali ji...
Uncle:- Tumhe jo acha lage bo mangao..hum sab khaa lenge...
Mom :- Sure naa...
Uncle:- Yess...dear ..
Vir mom ne khana Order Kiya aur hum loge ne kahan kha k Mocktail peeya .Ab bill Uncle ne diya .aur hum sab nikal k gadi me aagaye.
Uncle:- Bahat barish ho raha hai naa..
Me :- han...ap ko ky tension aaj to aap hamare ghar rukenge naa.
Mom :- Rukna Jaruri hai ky???
Me :- Sayad Aap Uncle ko close dost nahi mante?
Mom :- Nahi esa..nahi...
Me :- to fir..?
Mom :- Are ..Unka koi kaam v ho sakta hai...puch to le unko...
Uncle:- mera koi kaam nahi hai....Vanji ko msg kar diya hai appi ko bata degi aur dukan band karke staff log kab ka nikal gaye hain..
Mom :- Achha...aur Appi ko ky bol k msg kiya aapne?
Uncle:- aaj raat dost k yahan rukunga...kal subah aa jaunga...
Mom :- Kon sa dost...ye sab appi ji ne nahi puchenge aapko....
Uncle:- Nahi....Me aksar doston k sath bahar rehta hun...
Mom :- Ohh...vir thik hai..
Uncle:- Tumhe koi problem ho to batao..
Mom :- Me agar mana karun to...
Me :- Me unko bula k leke jaunga...
Uncle:- hahaha... Very good beta..
Mom :- Tera kon sa ghar hai...jo apne ghar bulayega?
Me :- apka v kon sa ghar hai....bo to dad ka hai...
Mom :- Are.. badtamiz...
Me :- sach to ye hai...
(Vir hum sab hansne lage...)
Me :- bese v mujhe aap doodh pilaoge na aaj..
Mom reaction
Mom :- Chupp
Me :- ky chup...jo bola hai karo...khud bolte ho vir mukar jate ho...ky uncle aap kuch boliye...
(Uncle k liye to ye mokke se kam nahi)
Uncle:- ye to galat hai Nandini....baad me mukar nahi sakti tum..karna padega....check kara do bechare ko...
Mom :-(hans k) Aap v naa..Ali ji... badmash ho gaye hain....
Uncle:- Esme ky badmashi... tumhe to khud bola ...Doodh pila k check karwangi..
Mom :- Ok ..ok..karwadugi check...
Uncle:- mere samne....hann...bhulna nahi...
Mom :- han..ji...jeet na to mujhe hai...
Uncle:- Bo baad k baat hai ..check karao pehele....
Me :- han..mom
Mom :- Chelo..ky kar sakti hun me...aplog to peche hi pad gaye ho....
(Uncle aur me dono hansne lage)
Mom ::Badi hansi aa raha hai...dono ko...
Me :- Hansna helath k liye acha hai...
Uncle:- Aur doodh v..
Mom reaction
(Hum sab hasne lage)
Ab hum ghar pahunch gaye...gadi park karke hum lift se Uper tak aa gaye aur ghar me enter kar liye.
(Gadi k ander baat chit - mom ,Ali Uncle aur mera)
Me :- bese uncle aap gadi q nahi chalate?
Uncle:- Nahi gadi chalana nahi aata...per Ghodi chala leta hun....
Mom reaction
Me jan bhujh k anjan bante huye
Me :- sach me uncle??
Uncle:- han beta.
me :- apke pass ghoda kaha hai...?
Uncle:- ghoda nahi beta ghodi..
Me :- han to kaha hai ghodi...
Uncle:- tha beta ..ab nahi hai .... bimari k bakah se chal basi....
Mom ko ye sab bate pata to thi ki kon si ghodi...k baat ho rehi thi per bo bina kuch bole maze le rehi thi. Wo dekhna chahti thi k Uncle aur me kiss hadd tak baat karte hain.
Me :- ohhh...to ab koi ghodi nahi aap k pass ....
Uncle:- hai ek ...per bo abtak ready nahi hai...
ready kar raha hun....jaldi chadunga v...
Mom es baat pe bahat sharma jati hai.usko pata hai ghodi kon hai aur uncle kese chadhaenge..
Me :- waah .. uncle...mujhe v dekhna hai ap kese ghodi chaddte ho....
Mom :- chup ho ja beta.....ky karega dekh k...
Me :- Sikhunga ..me v bada ho k ghodi chadhunga.....
Mom :- han han. Chad lena....bada to ho jaa...
Mom :- Ali ji...ap v shant rahi hai thoda...
Uncle:- Hum baat v na kare...
Mom :- kariye per es tarh ki mat kariye..
Uncle:- kis tarh ki?
Mom :- ye ghodi bagera...
Uncle:- usme ky galat hai ...chadta hun to chadta hun
Mom :- ap ko samjhana bekar hai..
Me,:- aap etne hattke katte ho....ky khate ho...
Uncle:- me roz doodh Peeta hun....
Me :- acha...gay ka ya bhens ka..
Uncle:- Gay ka Jarsy gay..ka..
Me :- mom ..hamare ghar k kon sa doodh ata hai ...
Mom :- packet bala...
Me :- kis ka...gay ka ya bhens ka...
Mom :- mujhe kese pata hoga.... company ko puch lena...
Me :- yese kese ...ap ko pata hona chaiye....
Mom :- nahi pata mere baap baks de.mujhe...
Uncle aur me hansne lage. Q ki hum mom ko chidate the.
Uncle:- Sab se acha to maa ka doodh....mene Bachpan me Piya hai.....
Me :- acha..
Me :- mom apne muje doodh pilaya hai ki nhi.....
Mom :- nahi....
Me :- ese kese nahi pilayi apne...pilana chaiye naa.....
Mom :- tere Dad se puch....mujhe mat puch....
Me :- bo to aap ko pilana tha...naa...
Mom :- tere dad mana karenge to me ky karun.....
Me :- Q mana kiya....Dad ne....
Mom :- are mujhe kese pata hoga ...
Me :- lo...ek to bachpan mujhe dibba doodh pilaya aur ab bhadak rehe ho...mere uper...
Mom :- bhadak kaha rahi hun...nhi pilaya to nahi pilaya......
Me :- acha uncle...me ab maa ka doodh peene se hoga....
Mom :- are ...
Uncle:- Han...Q nahi hoga....tera mom se puch .. pilayegi ki nahi ...
Mom es baat pe sharma jati hai.
Mom :- ek topic band kar diya to dusra suru kari diya ap logo ne....
Uncle:- nahi pilayegi beta...tujhe ..kisi aur ko pilate honge....
Mom kisi ko nazar nahi mila pa rehi thi silent se gadi drive kar rehi thi.
Me :- mom...ye to galat hai... mera hissa kis aur ko pilati ho....
Mom :- ky ..bol raha hai .beta .. Uncle tujhe galat jankari de rehe hain...mat sun...
Uncle:- mene ky galat bola ...
Uncle:- beta tera hissa tere dad pee jate hain....
Mom ka reaction kuch is tarh thi
Mom :- please Ali ji..band kije ye topic... please .
Me :- ye to na insf hai ....ky mom....ese q karte ho...
Mom :- are buddhu...tujhe bebakoof bana rehe hai uncle .
Uncle:- nahi ....beta..Kasam khane ko bol tera mom ko..avi pata chal jaayenga...
Me :- kasam khao mom...
Mom :- pagal hai ky..choti si baat k liye kasam kon khata hai
Me :- to sach batao na ...
Mom :- tu bada ho gaya hai beta....ab doodh nahi nikalta....pehele nikalta tha...
Me :- to dad q peete hai.vir..agar doodh nikalta nahi hai to...
Mom :- mujhe nahi pata...ye sab...ho gaya ab ye topic change karo...
Me :- mujhe jabab chaiye...
(Ye sab uncle sunke maze le rehe the)
Mom :- ky sunna hai tujhe ..
Me :- Agar doodh ati nahi to Dad ko Q pilate ho...aur Ky pilate ho..
Mom :- tu avi chota hai..
..bada hone se tujhe sab apne ap pata chal jayega..ab shanti se beth....
Mom :- ap bolo ge ya me dad ko phone kar k punchu...?
Mom :- Arree...pagal..hai ky
Me :- To batao....
Mom :- bo sab chod...abhi doodh nahi ata beta warna me pilati tujhe...
Me :- Pakka...
Mom:- yesss
Uncle:- Lagta nahi hai....mujhe ...Q ki tera mom ka bahat bade bade doodh hain...pakka doodh hoga wahan...
Mom Reaction
Mom :- Chup rahiye Ali ji...marwange aap
Me :- Esa hai ky Uncle...?
Uncle:- Han..
Mom :- Nahi beta...jhut hai ye..
Me :- Ap ek teacher ho k jhut bol rehe ho... Uncle bade hai bo q jhut bolenge...?
Mom:- Tujhe meri bato ka Biswas nahi hai.. Uncle k bato ka varosa hai ..?
Me :- aap ko kese bharosa karun? Apne to mujhe Bachpan me doodh v nahi pilayi...sab maa ka doodh peete hain..bas mene nahi Piya.
Mom :- esa nahi hai...aaj kal k mommy apne bacho ko Dabba bala pilate hai..mene v wahi Kiya..kitna mehnga ata hai bo dabba pata hai tujhe...
Me :- Mehenga ho ya sasta...maa ki doodh best hota hai .mene padha k ek jagah...
Mom :- acha ye bata....nahi pilaya aur Abhi doodh v nahi ata to ky karun me...
Me :- Nahi aata naa....
Uncle:- mera baat maan ...Tu khud check karle beta..
Me :- hmm.ye mast Idea hai...
Mom:- han..thik hai..karwadungi..kabhi..
Me :- nahi Aaj check karao...ky pata baad me mujhe aap dant k bhaga doge....
Mom :- bola na karwadungi....
Me :- nahi..aaj karwao...bo v Uncle k samne....bad me mujhe aap pakka dant toge
Mom :- Are yaar...kaha fas gaya me...
Uncle:- (mom k pass kaan me ) Karwalo ..naa...mene to tumahri doodh dekh chuka hun...
Mom :- (Dhirese) Dhire Boliye...
Mom :- Thik hai ..kar lenge Aaj..okk
Uncle:- Clearly bolo...ky karna hai kese karna hai....baad me jhik jhik nahi chaiye...Q beta..
Me :- yesss
Mom :- Aree.....
Me :- bol do na...mom
Uncle:- han..yaar..kon ye hum teeno k alwah jo tumhe sharm aayegi...
Mom :- vir v...
Uncle:- mene kaha na...bolo....
Mom :- Ok...aaj tujhe beta me apne doodh pilaungi aur check kar Lena k mera doodh aati hai ya nahi....bo v tere Uncle k samne.....agar nahi aati hogi to me jeeta aur tum dono hare...okkk
Uncle:-Waahah...ye hui na baat...
Me :- yessss......
Mom reaction
Mom :- apdono ne to mujhe akela kar dete ho...
Me :- hamare baat man jao...aur hamare team me aa jao...
Mom :-sab me han to karti hun...per tu Q Uncle ka side leta hai hamesha ...ye bata jara.
Me :- Q ki aap ghar me mujhe dant te ho.. uncle k samne dant nahi pate ho... isliye me hamesha Uncle k side leta hun..
Mom :- Jitna bata ta hai Utna to mene Kabhi dant ta nahi tujhe..Q be bajah ilzaam laga raha hai...
Me :- hihi... mommy log bacho ko dant te nahi...ye kon manega mom
Mom:- Koi baat nahi...mera v time aayega...
Mom :- acha Ali ji..yehi na...ye Theatre naa...
Uncle:- han yehi... basement parking hai..waha park karlenge Gadi...chelo...
Mom :- Ji
Vir mom ne gadi basement k tarf ghumaya aur niche park kar k lift se hum 3 rd floor pahanch gaye.Samne Theatre tha aur usme Jungle Book Animation Movie laga tha.aur side me Ek Icecream Parlour tha.hum pehele parlour me ghuse aur wahan pe pade chair pe beth gaye.bese jada log wah pe the nahi Q ki barish ka mousam tha .
Waiter:-Sir ky Chaiye aako ?
Uncle:- Ek large Size Chocobar Icecream aur 2 Cup Vanilla Icecream le ana..
Waiter ji Sir bol k nikal gaya aur 1 min k ander Ander Icecream le aya aur table pe rakh diya.
Tab Uncle Phone laga rehe the kisi ko
Uncle:- Hello Akram..
Akram:- Han Bhai jaan...pahanch gaye aap log?
Uncle:- Han .. ticket ho gaya??
Akram:- Han han Ready hai .ap kaha pe ho...
Uncle:- Pass k Icecream Parlour pe
Akram :- Ji ..me pahanch raha hun Bhai jaan..
Vir Uncle ne pHone kata aur mom k Chocobar Icecream pakda diya aur mejhe ek Cup bala aur khud v ek cup Utha k khane lage
Uncle:- Nandini...ye size thik hai ya aur bada mangau??
Mom ::- ji nahi.. sukriya.
Me :- Chaiye to bolo mom... Uncle bada denge..
Me jan bujh kar Bada k baad Icecream ka naam nahi liya .
Mom :- Chup chap Icecream kha..bada Uncle ka side le raha hai...
(Vir Uncle me hans ne lage)
Tab ek banda hamre pass ata hai.
Akram :- Assalamualaikum Bhai jaan
Uncle:- Aliyakum as salam
Akram bas mom k dekh k salaam kaha
Mom ne is k badle me Namste kaha
Aur 3 ticket Uncle ko thama diye.
Uncle:- Ky khayega bata...
Akram:- Nahi bhaijaan..bese v thoda jukham hai nahi khaunga thand chiz..aap khaiye...
Uncle:- Okkk...thik vir..
Akram :- Thik hai bhai jaan...kuch chaiye to batana..me la dunga..
Uncle:- Sukriya...
Vir Bo Akram chala gaya wahan se .tab tak me aur Uncle Icecream khatam kar chuke the per mom ka avi v tha.
Uncle:- Khatam karo...jaldi Nandini...
Mom :- Kha to rehi hun ...mene kaha tha aap se bada laaiye?
Uncle:-( Hans k) Jaldi jadi Chuso...pura muh k ander tak lo..
Mom :- Jitna jayega na..ander. ..muh aur bada kese karun....
Uncle:- Make Practice perfect...
Mom :- Practice makes perfect..hota hai..
Uncle:-( hans k) han to karo...Angerji teacher...
Mom :- Ji me biology padhata hun... English nahi...
Mom v jaan bujh kar aaram se Icecream kha rehi thi aur ye pal Uncle mom ko dekh rehe the aur chidate the.
Mom Icecream khate huye
Mom :- ji ..aur mangao..bada. ???..ese late karungi...
Uncle:- Han han..Aram se khao...chota to me tumhe kabhi dunga nahi...bada hi dunga...jab v dunga...
Es baat me mom bahat sharma gayi.Q ki usko Pata hai k Uncle kis chiz k bare me bada bata rehe hain.
Vir thodi der baad
Mom :- Ok Chaliye aur nahi khana..ho gaya ab..
Uncle:- Pura chuslo...
Mom :- Nahi Chus sakti ab.... Sorry Sorry ..nahi kha sakti aur..
Uncle:- (hans k). Ice cream Chusa jata hai...khaya nahi jata....
Mom :- Han han..wahi...ab late nahi ho raha hai..
Vir hum teeno hall k ander Enter kiye .Vvip section me bahat badi badi Seat thi bahat Comfortable v.hamare sivvay koi aur nahi tha waha pe.pehel me betha vir mom vir Uncle. Ab movie chalu huyi aur andhra hogaya bas screen k light se thoda bahar dekha ja sakta tha.
Ab Uncle ne mom k kadhe pe hat rakh k apne taraf thoda khinch liya.mom kuch boli nahi thodi der film chalne k baad mene jan bujh kar nind me sone k acting karne laga taki Mom aur Uncle Enjoy kar sake.
Thodi der baad Uncle ne Mom k Gori pet jo ek dam Nangi thi waha pe dhire dhire hat lene chalane lage
Vir Uncle ne mom k waist chain thi waha hat fehrane lage
Ab Uncle ne mom k navel pass chimta kata to mom ek dam se siskari lene lagi
Vir mom ne Uncle k hat waha se hata diya.
Vir apne saree thik kiya aur navel dhank diya.
Vir mere tarf dekha to me ankh band kar ke sone ki acting karne laga .
Mom :- Aryan..Aryan...
Mene koi jabab nahi diya to
Uncle:- So gaya ky?
Mom :- sayd..
Uncle:- Sone do usse ...
Bol k mom ko apne tarf khinch diya.
Mom :- Taki aap uska mom ki maze lut sako.
Uncle:- Jab uska mom etni sexy hai to koi Q chodega...
Mom Reaction
Uncle ab mom k lips ko pakda aur Gaal pe kiss de diya.ab Uncle ne mom k saree ko blouse se hata diya aur apne haat se mom k bade bade doodh ko Ache se daba diya .mom ki to sikari nikal gayi ek dam se gayi.
Mom :- Ap mujhe pagal bana denge Ali ji...
Uncle:- Ban jao..per mujhe mat roko
Ab Uncle ne mom k blouse k saree huk khole lage ab mom ki blouse latak rehi thi aur uski bra dikh rehi thi.ab Uncle ne Mom k bra ko bina khule Uper utha diya aur boobs ho nangi kar diya.abhi Uncle k samne mom k bade bade doodh Ek dam nangi thi.
Uncle bina der kiye Mom k lips pe kiss karte karte Doodh ko dono hato se dabane lage.
Thodi der ese enjoy karne lage vir bo apna sar niche kar ke mom k boobs pe kiss karne lage.
Mom v ye sab bahat enjoy kar rehi thi .vir achank Interval Aagya ab light jalne lagi to mom hadbada k turant saree ko apne uper dhank diya .Q ki bo uper se blouse v khula tha aur bra v khula tha.Us ke pass koi aur rasta v to nahi tha.bo bas chadar Uthne ki tarah saree ko uth liya
Ab Uncle ne utha aur mom ko kaha
Uncle:- Tumhe bathroom jana hai...
Mom :- nahi..
Uncle:- Kuch le aaun..tumhari liye...
Mom :- Popcorn khaungi...
Uncle ok keh kar wah se nikal gaye.ab mom mere tarf dekha aur mujhe utha ne laga
Mom :- beta...beta...
Me :- Han ..mom...
Mom :- So Gaya tha ky?
Me :: pata nahi chala mom kab nind lag gaya.
Mom :- ky fyda hua etni ache hall pe aake ...paisa barbad..
(Me maan me hi :- Pesa barbad.???..tum logo ne theater ko Oyo room bana k mast romance kar rehe the vir v paisa barbad ho gaya??)
Me:- pata nahi chala kab so Gaya..bese kesa hai movies??
Mom :- mast hai...acha Quality Animation v hai...mujhe laga tu dekh raha hai aur enjoy kar raha hai.per tu to so Gaya tha.
(Me maan me hi :- Oh.. ho...boobs chusbane se fursat thi jo tumne movie dekha.pagal samjh rehe ho mujhe...)
Me :- esa ky mom...miss kar diya ye sab me..to..
Mom :- han...wohi to...
Me :- Uncle kaha gaye..
Mom :- Popcorn lene...
Tab Uncle enter karte hai hat me 2 midium size ka bucket popcorn leke .Ek bucket popcorn mujhe diya aur dusra bala mom ko diya .
Mom :- Jante hain...Ali ji..Aryan movie dekha nahi kuch ..v .. Gaya tha..
Uncle:: Acha...mujhe laga movie enjoy kar raha hai...
(Me maan me hi:- han kiya na...per jungle book nahi Mangal book...ap loge k Romance)
Me :- Abhi pakka...dekhunga....ab nahi sounga Uncle...
Uncle:: Han han..Dekho..acha lagega tumhe.
Mom :- Apne ne apne liye nahi laye... popcorn
Uncle:- Tum log khao...
Mom :- aap mere se lije naa....
Uncle:- Ok vir yahan se le lunga...vir..
Ab Light band hua aur remain Show chalu hua.mom k pass popcorn tha waha se Uncle utha utha k khane lage .ab mom ne Uncle ko Popcorn bucket pakda diya taki bo apna khula doodh ko bra aur blouse k ander set kar sake .vir Apna blouse bra ko sahi kiya huk bagera lagaya aur pehele k tarh ho gayi.per ab Popcorn Uncle k godh me tha aur mom waha se popcorn utha k khane lagi.kuch der ese hi chalta raha achanak Uncle ne apna pant k zip ko dhire dhire khola aur apna bada bala lund bahar nikal diya.
Ye baat mom ko pata chal gayi bo uncle ko dekh k kuch es tarh ka reaction diya.
Mom Reaction
Mom Uncle ko dhire se kaha
Mom :- Ky kar rehe hai ..ander kar lije .
Uncle:- Hmm..ruko..
Ab Uncle ne popcorn k dibba k piche se ek hole kar diya aur apna lund ghusa diya. popcorn k bicho bich Uncle ka lund khada Uncle k bade lund ko Topa halki si dikh raha tha Q ki Popcorn k bucket Ka height jitna lund tha.
Mom ab wahan se Popcorn nahi uthayi to Uncle ne Ek popcorn utha k mom k muh me de diya.mom jhijak rehi thi lund bala popcorn khane k liye per Uncle ne muh me de diya to bo thoda hichk k kha gayi per dubara nahi uthaya waha se.Mom k liye ye ek awkward situation thi Q ki kabhi v mom me mera Dad ka v lund apne muh me nahi liya per Uncle lund se sane huye popcorn khila rehe the.
Dubara v Uncle ne khud utha k mom k muh me de diya . Uncle ko mom mana v nahi kar sakti to bechari ne kha li. Ab lund bala popcorn muh me ja chuka hai to vir bo ky kar sakti thi ab bo b waha se utha k khane lagi.Lund es tarh tha jab v mom wahan se popcorn uthayegi Pakka Lund ko hat touch hoga hi hoga . Kese jese popcorn khali hone laga Lund jada touch hone lagi mom k haat me. Ab thodi popcorn bacha tha mom movie dekh te dekhte wahan se popcorn utha rehi thi uska muh movie dekne me tha per Isbaar uncle bo popcorn utha k niche gira diye ye baat mom ko pata nahi thi aur jese hi apna hat dabba me ghusaya aur popcorn dhund ne lagi per popcorn to tha nahi bas lund tha isliye mom ko hat sidha lund ko touch hua
Mom reaction
Ab Uncle ne Bo bullet ko fad diya aur mom k hat me lund pakda diya .Lund etna bada gol tha k mom k haat me v pura nahi aarahi thi.
Mom ko v ye naya experience thi to bo v haat wahan se nahi hataya aur bada muslim lund touch ka maza lene laga
Vir Uncle ne apne lund ko hilane k liye mom ko ishara kiya aur mom ne v wahi kiya .Uncle k lund ko bina nazar kare mom halka halka hila k movie dekh rehi thi.
Karib 20 min hilane k baad ab mom jor jor se Uncle k lund k skin ko jor jor se uper niche karne lage tab Uncle ka sara White malai mom k haat se ho kar lund pe behne laga.
Ab mom ne dhire se ek haat se uski vanity bag se ek tissue paper nikali aur aur apna hat pochne lagi .vir mom ne mujhe v ek tissue diya aur kaha khane k baad poch lena baat.air udhar Uncle ko v ek tissue de diya.per Uncle smartly mom ko ishara kiya k bo ye sab saaf kare.mom ne mere taraf dekha tab me baat poch Raha tha .ab mom me busy hu ye soch kar tissue se uncle k lund poch diya .Mom ne vir se bag se sanitizer nikal k sab ko diya .sab logo ne apna hat sanitizer se saaf kiya aur movie dekhne lage.10 min k baad movie khatam ho gaya aur hum sab bahar ane lage.
Uncle:- Kesa tha movie aryan...acha laga tujhe?
Me :- Han Uncle..mast..per pura dekh nahi paya...
Uncle:- Hmm
Me :- aur aap ko Uncle??
Uncle:- (Thoda muskura k) Kaas yese movie roz dekhne ko milta ...maza aagya..
Mene mom k reaction dekha to mom bahat jada sharma k apna muh niche kar liya.
Uncle:- Q Nandini...sahi kaha na mene..
Mom :- Ji...
Vir hum basement gaye aur gadi nikal k wapas road pe aaye .
Mom :- abhi kaha Jana hai malik...??
Uncle:- Abhi Resturant chalo Driver
Mom :- Ji saab..
(Aur hum sab hansne lage)
Uncle:- Movie aur thoda lamba chalta to maza ata ...hai na Nandini...
Mom :- Nahi .ji...enta thik hai ...
Uncle:- matlab acha nahi laga tumhe...
Mom :- Nahi...acha laga...
Uncle:- Sab kuch...???
Mom :- Han ji...
Uncle:- aur Popcorn???
Mom :- pehele acha laga baad me thoda smell tha..
(Me maan me hi :- Lund se chipka hua Popcorn khaoge to smell to ayegi na)
Me :- Mujhe to acha laga mom..mujhe koi smell to nahi aaraha tha...
Uncle:- baad me to ache flavour tha. Han naa.. Aaryan??
Me :- Han.. Uncle..pata nai mom ko Q achi nahi lagi.
Mom :- mene kab kaha achi nahi lagi... sayad ye flavour mujhe acha na laga ho....thoda ajib si lagi.
Uncle:- Thoda hat dukh Raha hai..
(Me Maan me hi :- Lund hilaoge to haat to dukhega hi)
Uncle:- Q
Me :- Q
Mom :- Adat nahi hai na ...gadi chalane ki jada der.
(Me maan me hi :- Gadi chalane ki aadat nahi hai ya Lund hilane ki)
Me :- Ohh....
Uncle:: Acha...aadat dalna chaiye tumhe...
Me:-han mom...
Mom :- dhire dhire dal raha hun aadat...
Uncle:- mujhe naa aaj bahat acha laga....ek dam fresh feel kar raha hun....
(Me maan me :- Han han..Q nahi Uncle...mera mom to ap k pani nikal diya..Q nahi fresh feel karoge)
Mom :- hame v acha laga ..per ap ko kuch jada hi acha laga hoga ..Q ali ji...han ki naa...
Uncle:- Sach me tumhare sath time spend karna bahat acha lagta hai...
Mom :- Lo ab barish v hone laga..
Uncle:- Resturant k pass v aagye hain.
Mom :: han .. Right Turn k baad Restaurant aa jayega.
Vir hum wahi restaurant pahanch gaye jaha pehele ja chuke the. Wo jo waiter tha hame dekh te hin pehchan gaya aur hame Dim light bale jagh pe le gaya aur bitha diya.
Mom :- Ky lenge ali ji...
Uncle:- Tumhe jo acha lage bo mangao..hum sab khaa lenge...
Mom :- Sure naa...
Uncle:- Yess...dear ..
Vir mom ne khana Order Kiya aur hum loge ne kahan kha k Mocktail peeya .Ab bill Uncle ne diya .aur hum sab nikal k gadi me aagaye.
Uncle:- Bahat barish ho raha hai naa..
Me :- han...ap ko ky tension aaj to aap hamare ghar rukenge naa.
Mom :- Rukna Jaruri hai ky???
Me :- Sayad Aap Uncle ko close dost nahi mante?
Mom :- Nahi esa..nahi...
Me :- to fir..?
Mom :- Are ..Unka koi kaam v ho sakta hai...puch to le unko...
Uncle:- mera koi kaam nahi hai....Vanji ko msg kar diya hai appi ko bata degi aur dukan band karke staff log kab ka nikal gaye hain..
Mom :- Achha...aur Appi ko ky bol k msg kiya aapne?
Uncle:- aaj raat dost k yahan rukunga...kal subah aa jaunga...
Mom :- Kon sa dost...ye sab appi ji ne nahi puchenge aapko....
Uncle:- Nahi....Me aksar doston k sath bahar rehta hun...
Mom :- Ohh...vir thik hai..
Uncle:- Tumhe koi problem ho to batao..
Mom :- Me agar mana karun to...
Me :- Me unko bula k leke jaunga...
Uncle:- hahaha... Very good beta..
Mom :- Tera kon sa ghar hai...jo apne ghar bulayega?
Me :- apka v kon sa ghar hai....bo to dad ka hai...
Mom :- Are.. badtamiz...
Me :- sach to ye hai...
(Vir hum sab hansne lage...)
Me :- bese v mujhe aap doodh pilaoge na aaj..
Mom reaction
Mom :- Chupp
Me :- ky chup...jo bola hai karo...khud bolte ho vir mukar jate ho...ky uncle aap kuch boliye...
(Uncle k liye to ye mokke se kam nahi)
Uncle:- ye to galat hai Nandini....baad me mukar nahi sakti tum..karna padega....check kara do bechare ko...
Mom :-(hans k) Aap v naa..Ali ji... badmash ho gaye hain....
Uncle:- Esme ky badmashi... tumhe to khud bola ...Doodh pila k check karwangi..
Mom :- Ok ..ok..karwadugi check...
Uncle:- mere samne....hann...bhulna nahi...
Mom :- han..ji...jeet na to mujhe hai...
Uncle:- Bo baad k baat hai ..check karao pehele....
Me :- han..mom
Mom :- Chelo..ky kar sakti hun me...aplog to peche hi pad gaye ho....
(Uncle aur me dono hansne lage)
Mom ::Badi hansi aa raha hai...dono ko...
Me :- Hansna helath k liye acha hai...
Uncle:- Aur doodh v..
Mom reaction
(Hum sab hasne lage)
Ab hum ghar pahunch gaye...gadi park karke hum lift se Uper tak aa gaye aur ghar me enter kar liye.
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