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Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai: Agle din main huya ready colge ke liye ab main apne josh mein tha jise mere dost bhi dekh rahe the sale jaise bhi the dil ke ache the
Navi... To aaj kuch kre ga tu jo itna sajj dahjj raha hai koi panga mat kr lena bhai
Vijay.... To hum darte hai kyaa tu chl.kabir main tere sath hoon ager aaj kisi ne tujhe kuch bola ta gaand maronga uski
Main... Aaj to entry marni hai mere bhai
Hum chle colge ki traff
Jab main colge gate ke pass phoucha to mujhe mil gai sheenu or priya or unke sath unki chamchi
Sheenu... Eder aa be
Priya... Hasne lagi kal wali bezzti bhool gaye kyaa.
Main hun ke pass geya or sida kiss ki sheenu ko lip lock.
Yeh sab dekh kar sab harain the ki yeh kyaa ek junior.ladke trusty ki ladki ko choom raha tha woh bhi poore colge ke sahmne
.
Navi.... Salaaaaa
Vijay....bsdk ke ekle ekle kiss kr raha haii mujhe bhi krni hain chodd sale ose
Main or sheenu dono mast kiss kr rahe the
Priya ne jab mujhe dhakka diya to mujhe hosh aya ..
Main ... Kyaaa mastt kiss thi kyaa hont hai appke bhut rass hai inme peena ka man kr rhaa hai jara or pila do
Tabhi.
Sheenu ne mujhe thappad marna chaha lekin maine hath rok liya
Priya.... Kabir yeh tune acha nhi kiya .
Sheenu..kutte ki aullad tum log bhikhari kahin ke muh utha kar aa jate hoo yaahaan sale tune mujhe hath lagya mujhe kiss ki
Aaj tu nhi bache ga ager mard ka bacha hai to yahi ruk abhi tujhe teri aukaat dikha ti hoon
Yeh sab hungama dekh kar sab student aa chuke the
Ab navi aor Vijay bhi dar rahe the.
Priya ... Abb bhi time hai maffi mang lo
Main... Lund muh mein lela mera ek baar fir maang loonga ..
Sheenu ... Ne kisi ko call ki or meri tarf aker ..
Ajj tu apne jinda hone par pachtayenge
Main... Hum ne tu kiss kr lai ab mar bhi jaon to gam nhi
Sheenu... Bas ruk to shi kutte .
Itna bol kar woh chli gai gussw mein
Navi .. bhai galt km krdiya tune .
Vijay.... Chl bhai side mein ho jate hai varna tera bhut bura haal hone wala hai
Navi... Mujhe lagta hai aaj tera colge mein akhri din hai..
Main...kuch nhi hoga mere bandro.mera lund ka baal tak nhi koi ukhaad sakta..
Aaj jo kand huya woh sare colge mein fail geya sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the
Main bas apni sher jaise chaal se chlte huye gaya canteen mein..
Sath mein navi or vijay
Main... Kuchh peela de sakiyaaa bhut pyaas lagi hai.
Vijay.... Lund ko muh lgaa mujhe double maza aye ga tere aor sheenu ke lip ka aor sath mein teri pyaas bhii bhujj jayegi
Navi .... Main lekar ata hoon kuch yeh sala hai faticher
Hum abhi conteen mein bethe hi the ke colge mein bhut sari gaddi enter hui
Jis mein gunde type ke lakde bhar aye or hath mein hathyaar liye
Woh log mere bare mein phoosh te huye sidha canteen mein aa gaye
Jise navi or vijay ne dekh liya tha
Navi.... Kabir bhagg jaa yaahan se warana mara jayega.
Vijay .... Kabir cho hostel chlte hai
Mainn...ghabrao mat.. mera lund tak nhi hila sakte yeh log
Navi.. Pagal mat ban dekh to shi kitne hai
[ Jab meine canteen ke gatw ki traff dekha to woh log 30 ke ass pass the
Woh log mere pass ayw or bole .
Gunda... Kabir tum hi ho kyaa
Main. .. kyu ristha krwana hai kya apni behn ka
Mera yeh sab bolne se navi vijay satg mein canteen mein jitne bhi students the sab hairan the
Gunda... Aaj tu bach ke nhi nikle ga aaj teri mout pakki hai
.
Main.... Mujhe marne ke liye tujhe dobara janam lena hoga bawli gaand
Hamari baat krte sme sheenu bhi aa gai thi jo mujhe dekh muskra rahi thi
Shayad use lg raha tha ki aaj main nhi bachonga
Meine bhi uski traf dekh kar aakh maar di
Gunda... Apne sathiyon se maro be sale ko
Main.... Abe ruk or meri baat sun
Gunda... Mujhe dekhne lga aor apne sathiyon ko rukna ka ishara kiya
Main .. tum chahe kitne bhi log kyu na a jayo marne lekin tum mujhe nhi maar sakte kyuki tum yahan se bacher nhi jao
Gunda.... Hahaha sale hume marne wala anhi tak koi paida nhi huya
Main..... Tu aaj dekh le jo paida huya jara apne pishe mud kar dekh
Jab gunde ne pishe mud kar dekha to pishe ROCKY bhai khadda tha or sath mein hostel ke sabhi lounde
Jise dekh ek baar to gunde ki bhi gaand fatt gai
Gunda meri traf dekhne lga main bas smile ki
Gunda rocky se
Gunda.... Rockyy bhai apna koi massla nhi hai es ladke ne malkin ke sath batmeezi ki hai
Rocky....masla koo bhi ho yeh hostel ka hai or hostel ka rule hai koi bhi bahr kq admi hamare hostel wale ladke ko nhi maar sakta
Rule 2 colge ke bahr ka koi bhi colge mein maar peet krne nhi aa sakta samja
[ Gunda... Rocky bhai hume apse koi dikkt nhi hai na hi apke rule se lekin aaj yeh ladka to pela hi jayega
.
Rocky... Tu main bhi dekho tum kaise pelte ho
.
Gunda rocky ki baat sunker chup ho geya or meri traf dekhne lga maine usko smile di or kha bhagg ja warna chlne layak nhi rahe ga
Gunda gusse mein apne admiyon ko lekrr nikl geya
Mein chla sheenu ke pass
Main.... Hum yahan padhne ate hai koi ladai jhagda krnr nhi
Lekin tum jaise log hum jaisekon kuch samjh te hi nhi
Hum bas tumhare liye ek kide jaise hain
Kyaa mil jata hai yoon.hume preshaan krke akhir kyaa
Priya tum to mere hi gaon ki yahan aker itni badal gai ke tumhe insaniyat naam.ki koi cheez bachi hi nhi...
Maloom hai main yahan padhne aya tha na tumhara sath koi panga lene mujje to khhushi thi ke mere gaon ki ladki hai ager mujhe koi problem hogi tum se madad mang loonga lekin tum to.. chodd ab tujhe kyaa kehna jaise sangat waisi rangat ... Main sheenu se tum zara gor se dekh sab ke pas dil.hota jismein dard hota jo tum.logo.ko dard deti ho na ek din tujhe is dard ka hisab dena hoga..
Maine tumhare sath jo kiya uske liye sorry mujha gussa tya kyuki tumne mere abbimaan mere gourav par chot mari mujhe nanga krke so maine apna badla le liya
Main un dono ko bolkar chla geya rocky bhai ke pas sukkriya .bolne ke liya
Main.... Thanks bhai app nhi hote to mujhe bot pelte woh log
Rocky... Bahr ke admiyeon se to bach geya colge ke logo se kaise bacho ge
Main... Main kuch smajha nhi bhai
Rocky jaldi smajh jao ge jao apni padhai par dhiyaan do or zara smbaal
Kar
Abbi tumhara bura wakt suru ho chuka hai kyuki abhi wohh.colge ane wala hai .
Main.. konn
Abbi hum baat kr rahe the ki bell hoi.hum.class.mein chle gaye
Colge off hone ke bad raat ko hostel mein betha soch rha tha ki rocky.ne.kis.ki.bat ki hai kon ane wala
Main abhi soch tha ki tabhi...
Behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhaiNavi... Sale tune yeh sab kaise kiya matlb tujhe maloom tha ki sheenu trusty ki ladki hai or tune usko kiss kiya
Vijay .. sale ne akle.akle.kiss ki bhenchoo mujhe bhi.krni thi
Main... Jab mere ko maar padh ti tab bolna tha ki main v kiss kronga
Vijya .... Sale padhi to nhi na
Navi... Meri traf dekh te huye.. tune yeh sab plan kiya tha hna tujhe maloom tha yeh sab hoga.. tabhi tune pehle din hi ate hostel.ke rule.jaan liye the or aaj tune unko use kiya tune rocky ka bhi use kiya
Main.... Everything is fair love nd war
Navi .. bot master planning ki tune lekin yeh bta tune yeh sab kiya kaise.
Main... Jab tum dono apni gaand uthaa kar so rahe the tab main subha. Utha or mess mein jaker dekha to ek apna senior betha tha uska phoosha bhai ager hamare hostel ke Lounde ko bahr ke admi.marne aye to kyaa hoga
Senior... Rocky esa nhi krne dega
Main... Ager glti apne hostel wale ki hoi to .
Senior.. tab bhi rocky kuch nhi krne dega .
Hum baat kar hi rahe the tab tak rocky aa chuka tha
Main wohan se nikl liya
Navi .. ek mint matlb tune yeh sab subha se plan.kiya or mujhe batya tak nhi
Vijay... Bsdk lund hai sala yeh dust prani hamare asool ke khilaaf geya hai sena pati sir kalam krdo iska
Itna bol kar salon ne mujhe marna start kr diya
Navi ne meri dono hath pakad liye or vijay ne gand pe marna start kr diya
Abhi mujhe pel.hi rahe the ki ek banda hamare room mein enter huya
Yeh banda ek tarha ka khaberi hai isko sab khabr rehti aa
Isko main mail bolte hai kyuki yeh sab baat edrr ki os traf or us traf ki is traf
[ Mail... Tune jo kand kiya hai na sab hostel mein baat fail gai hai or tujhe rocky bhai bula rahe hai
Main... Chlo chlte hain
Hum teeno chl.diye rocky ke room mein wohan per dekha to poori mehfil lagi hui thi kaffi log bethe te jo maybe uske room mate the
Rocky. ... Kabir naam hai na tumhara
Main .ji
Rocky apne dosto ko tum sab bahr jao mujhe ekle main baat krni hai iske sath
Sab bahr chle gaye the
Rocky.mujhse
Chl ab batna suru krde kyu kiya esa
Main... Bhai kyaa bol rahe ho tum mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa raha
Rocky... Mujhe maloom hai yeh sab tune sirf canteen mein hoi bezzzti ki vjaa se itna hungama nhi kiya tune jaror koi or baat hai. Or mujhe woh baat janani hai
Main .. smile krne lga .
Rocky... Maine bhut sama guzara hai logo ke bheech mein sab jaanta hoon
Main....kaffi intelligent ho app mujhe lga nhi tha app honge itne
Rocky.. tujhe dekh te hi samajh geya tha tum mein koi baat hai
Chl ab btaa kaise plan kiya tune yeh sab tujhe kaise maloom tha ki main canteen mein bachane aa jaonga
Main... App soch bol rhae hai yeh sab canteen wale lafde mein koi lena dena nhi hai iske pishe ki waja abhi nhi batonaga lekin ek din jaror bataa donha
Rahi baat planning ki to main jab phle din colge tha to gate pe meri regging ho rahi thi tab maine dekha ki
[ Colge mein kuch jeep ghuss rahi thi jinke hath mein hockey thi matlb saaf tha ki yeh log colge mein kisi ko peetne aye the
Uske kuch der baad hi app dikhe mujhe jo un logo ko bahr ki traf bhgaa raha tha
Main samjj geya ager koi bhi colge mein bahr ka admi enter hota hai to apke pass sabse phle khabber jati hai isiliye socha chlo yeh badiya hai mujhe unse darne ki jarort nhi hai
Rocky...hahah sala mera hi rule mujhe hi use kr liye tune or mujhe mallom nahi hai waah kyaa baat bhut tejassvi lounda hai tu
Kmaal.ki planning ki tune lekin ek baat bhool rhaa hai mujhe yeh sab phle se hi maloom tha
Jab maine tujhe subha apne dost se baat krte dekha to samjh geya tha ki tu kya krne wala hai
Sach phoosho to mujhe bhi maza aya
Main yeh bhi jaanta hoon tuu kya planing kr rhaa tha lekin ek baat kehna chahta hoon tum mere chotte bhai jaise ho jara sambhaal kr
Hamne or thodi der baat ki fir hum bahr aa gaye jahan par mere dost darwaje ko kaan lga kar sun rahe the
Main yeh sab dekh kar hass diya or unko leker chl diya apne room ke ander
Navi. ... Kyaa baat ki tune sale itna der kyu krdi kahi sorry magne ke chakker mein gand to nhi marwa aya re
Vijay.... abe mujhe bhi lag rhaa hai isne gaand di hogi tabhi to bahr aker kaise hass rhaa tha
Main... Lund muh mein lelo fer btata hoon tumko
Kuch der baat krne ke bad main soch mein padh geya ki kaise Rocky.ko.mere bare mein maloom pda jabki yahan par kiski.ko bhi nhi maloom tha bas yehi sab soch te huye main so geya
Subha jab utha to dekha meri mandli teyaar ho rahi thi salon ne mere hi kapde pehl rakhe the
Main... Bsdk ke .woh maine pehnane the uataar sale utaar
Navi.... Kya be bhakhari jaise mang raha hai uthaa hai nhi maagna suru kr diya.. vijay isko 10 rs de bhikhari kahi ka
Vijay.. tum hamare darbar mein aye hoon hum tum ko sone se nwaj denge lekin usse pehle tumko gand deni hogi humko
Main... Ruk teri bsdk jab tak main unke pass jata sale bhag gaye the main reh gwya tha ekla
Main utha or teyar hone lga
Lekin jab colge phuncha to dekha ki....
superbb update bro: Agle din main huya ready colge ke liye ab main apne josh mein tha jise mere dost bhi dekh rahe the sale jaise bhi the dil ke ache the
Navi... To aaj kuch kre ga tu jo itna sajj dahjj raha hai koi panga mat kr lena bhai
Vijay.... To hum darte hai kyaa tu chl.kabir main tere sath hoon ager aaj kisi ne tujhe kuch bola ta gaand maronga uski
Main... Aaj to entry marni hai mere bhai
Hum chle colge ki traff
Jab main colge gate ke pass phoucha to mujhe mil gai sheenu or priya or unke sath unki chamchi
Sheenu... Eder aa be
Priya... Hasne lagi kal wali bezzti bhool gaye kyaa.
Main hun ke pass geya or sida kiss ki sheenu ko lip lock.
Yeh sab dekh kar sab harain the ki yeh kyaa ek junior.ladke trusty ki ladki ko choom raha tha woh bhi poore colge ke sahmne
.
Navi.... Salaaaaa
Vijay....bsdk ke ekle ekle kiss kr raha haii mujhe bhi krni hain chodd sale ose
Main or sheenu dono mast kiss kr rahe the
Priya ne jab mujhe dhakka diya to mujhe hosh aya ..
Main ... Kyaaa mastt kiss thi kyaa hont hai appke bhut rass hai inme peena ka man kr rhaa hai jara or pila do
Tabhi.
Sheenu ne mujhe thappad marna chaha lekin maine hath rok liya
Priya.... Kabir yeh tune acha nhi kiya .
Sheenu..kutte ki aullad tum log bhikhari kahin ke muh utha kar aa jate hoo yaahaan sale tune mujhe hath lagya mujhe kiss ki
Aaj tu nhi bache ga ager mard ka bacha hai to yahi ruk abhi tujhe teri aukaat dikha ti hoon
Yeh sab hungama dekh kar sab student aa chuke the
Ab navi aor Vijay bhi dar rahe the.
Priya ... Abb bhi time hai maffi mang lo
Main... Lund muh mein lela mera ek baar fir maang loonga ..
Sheenu ... Ne kisi ko call ki or meri tarf aker ..
Ajj tu apne jinda hone par pachtayenge
Main... Hum ne tu kiss kr lai ab mar bhi jaon to gam nhi
Sheenu... Bas ruk to shi kutte .
Itna bol kar woh chli gai gussw mein
Navi .. bhai galt km krdiya tune .
Vijay.... Chl bhai side mein ho jate hai varna tera bhut bura haal hone wala hai
Navi... Mujhe lagta hai aaj tera colge mein akhri din hai..
Main...kuch nhi hoga mere bandro.mera lund ka baal tak nhi koi ukhaad sakta..
Aaj jo kand huya woh sare colge mein fail geya sab mujhe hi dekh rahe the
Main bas apni sher jaise chaal se chlte huye gaya canteen mein..
Sath mein navi or vijay
Main... Kuchh peela de sakiyaaa bhut pyaas lagi hai.
Vijay.... Lund ko muh lgaa mujhe double maza aye ga tere aor sheenu ke lip ka aor sath mein teri pyaas bhii bhujj jayegi
Navi .... Main lekar ata hoon kuch yeh sala hai faticher
Hum abhi conteen mein bethe hi the ke colge mein bhut sari gaddi enter hui
Jis mein gunde type ke lakde bhar aye or hath mein hathyaar liye
Woh log mere bare mein phoosh te huye sidha canteen mein aa gaye
Jise navi or vijay ne dekh liya tha
Navi.... Kabir bhagg jaa yaahan se warana mara jayega.
Vijay .... Kabir cho hostel chlte hai
Mainn...ghabrao mat.. mera lund tak nhi hila sakte yeh log
Navi.. Pagal mat ban dekh to shi kitne hai
[ Jab meine canteen ke gatw ki traff dekha to woh log 30 ke ass pass the
Woh log mere pass ayw or bole .
Gunda... Kabir tum hi ho kyaa
Main. .. kyu ristha krwana hai kya apni behn ka
Mera yeh sab bolne se navi vijay satg mein canteen mein jitne bhi students the sab hairan the
Gunda... Aaj tu bach ke nhi nikle ga aaj teri mout pakki hai
.
Main.... Mujhe marne ke liye tujhe dobara janam lena hoga bawli gaand
Hamari baat krte sme sheenu bhi aa gai thi jo mujhe dekh muskra rahi thi
Shayad use lg raha tha ki aaj main nhi bachonga
Meine bhi uski traf dekh kar aakh maar di
Gunda... Apne sathiyon se maro be sale ko
Main.... Abe ruk or meri baat sun
Gunda... Mujhe dekhne lga aor apne sathiyon ko rukna ka ishara kiya
Main .. tum chahe kitne bhi log kyu na a jayo marne lekin tum mujhe nhi maar sakte kyuki tum yahan se bacher nhi jao
Gunda.... Hahaha sale hume marne wala anhi tak koi paida nhi huya
Main..... Tu aaj dekh le jo paida huya jara apne pishe mud kar dekh
Jab gunde ne pishe mud kar dekha to pishe ROCKY bhai khadda tha or sath mein hostel ke sabhi lounde
Jise dekh ek baar to gunde ki bhi gaand fatt gai
Gunda meri traf dekhne lga main bas smile ki
Gunda rocky se
Gunda.... Rockyy bhai apna koi massla nhi hai es ladke ne malkin ke sath batmeezi ki hai
Rocky....masla koo bhi ho yeh hostel ka hai or hostel ka rule hai koi bhi bahr kq admi hamare hostel wale ladke ko nhi maar sakta
Rule 2 colge ke bahr ka koi bhi colge mein maar peet krne nhi aa sakta samja
[ Gunda... Rocky bhai hume apse koi dikkt nhi hai na hi apke rule se lekin aaj yeh ladka to pela hi jayega
.
Rocky... Tu main bhi dekho tum kaise pelte ho
.
Gunda rocky ki baat sunker chup ho geya or meri traf dekhne lga maine usko smile di or kha bhagg ja warna chlne layak nhi rahe ga
Gunda gusse mein apne admiyon ko lekrr nikl geya
Mein chla sheenu ke pass
Main.... Hum yahan padhne ate hai koi ladai jhagda krnr nhi
Lekin tum jaise log hum jaisekon kuch samjh te hi nhi
Hum bas tumhare liye ek kide jaise hain
Kyaa mil jata hai yoon.hume preshaan krke akhir kyaa
Priya tum to mere hi gaon ki yahan aker itni badal gai ke tumhe insaniyat naam.ki koi cheez bachi hi nhi...
Maloom hai main yahan padhne aya tha na tumhara sath koi panga lene mujje to khhushi thi ke mere gaon ki ladki hai ager mujhe koi problem hogi tum se madad mang loonga lekin tum to.. chodd ab tujhe kyaa kehna jaise sangat waisi rangat ... Main sheenu se tum zara gor se dekh sab ke pas dil.hota jismein dard hota jo tum.logo.ko dard deti ho na ek din tujhe is dard ka hisab dena hoga..
Maine tumhare sath jo kiya uske liye sorry mujha gussa tya kyuki tumne mere abbimaan mere gourav par chot mari mujhe nanga krke so maine apna badla le liya
Main un dono ko bolkar chla geya rocky bhai ke pas sukkriya .bolne ke liya
Main.... Thanks bhai app nhi hote to mujhe bot pelte woh log
Rocky... Bahr ke admiyeon se to bach geya colge ke logo se kaise bacho ge
Main... Main kuch smajha nhi bhai
Rocky jaldi smajh jao ge jao apni padhai par dhiyaan do or zara smbaal
Kar
Abbi tumhara bura wakt suru ho chuka hai kyuki abhi wohh.colge ane wala hai .
Main.. konn
Abbi hum baat kr rahe the ki bell hoi.hum.class.mein chle gaye
Colge off hone ke bad raat ko hostel mein betha soch rha tha ki rocky.ne.kis.ki.bat ki hai kon ane wala
Main abhi soch tha ki tabhi...
superbb update broNavi... Sale tune yeh sab kaise kiya matlb tujhe maloom tha ki sheenu trusty ki ladki hai or tune usko kiss kiya
Vijay .. sale ne akle.akle.kiss ki bhenchoo mujhe bhi.krni thi
Main... Jab mere ko maar padh ti tab bolna tha ki main v kiss kronga
Vijya .... Sale padhi to nhi na
Navi... Meri traf dekh te huye.. tune yeh sab plan kiya tha hna tujhe maloom tha yeh sab hoga.. tabhi tune pehle din hi ate hostel.ke rule.jaan liye the or aaj tune unko use kiya tune rocky ka bhi use kiya
Main.... Everything is fair love nd war
Navi .. bot master planning ki tune lekin yeh bta tune yeh sab kiya kaise.
Main... Jab tum dono apni gaand uthaa kar so rahe the tab main subha. Utha or mess mein jaker dekha to ek apna senior betha tha uska phoosha bhai ager hamare hostel ke Lounde ko bahr ke admi.marne aye to kyaa hoga
Senior... Rocky esa nhi krne dega
Main... Ager glti apne hostel wale ki hoi to .
Senior.. tab bhi rocky kuch nhi krne dega .
Hum baat kar hi rahe the tab tak rocky aa chuka tha
Main wohan se nikl liya
Navi .. ek mint matlb tune yeh sab subha se plan.kiya or mujhe batya tak nhi
Vijay... Bsdk lund hai sala yeh dust prani hamare asool ke khilaaf geya hai sena pati sir kalam krdo iska
Itna bol kar salon ne mujhe marna start kr diya
Navi ne meri dono hath pakad liye or vijay ne gand pe marna start kr diya
Abhi mujhe pel.hi rahe the ki ek banda hamare room mein enter huya
Yeh banda ek tarha ka khaberi hai isko sab khabr rehti aa
Isko main mail bolte hai kyuki yeh sab baat edrr ki os traf or us traf ki is traf
[ Mail... Tune jo kand kiya hai na sab hostel mein baat fail gai hai or tujhe rocky bhai bula rahe hai
Main... Chlo chlte hain
Hum teeno chl.diye rocky ke room mein wohan per dekha to poori mehfil lagi hui thi kaffi log bethe te jo maybe uske room mate the
Rocky. ... Kabir naam hai na tumhara
Main .ji
Rocky apne dosto ko tum sab bahr jao mujhe ekle main baat krni hai iske sath
Sab bahr chle gaye the
Rocky.mujhse
Chl ab batna suru krde kyu kiya esa
Main... Bhai kyaa bol rahe ho tum mujhe kuch samjh nhi aa raha
Rocky... Mujhe maloom hai yeh sab tune sirf canteen mein hoi bezzzti ki vjaa se itna hungama nhi kiya tune jaror koi or baat hai. Or mujhe woh baat janani hai
Main .. smile krne lga .
Rocky... Maine bhut sama guzara hai logo ke bheech mein sab jaanta hoon
Main....kaffi intelligent ho app mujhe lga nhi tha app honge itne
Rocky.. tujhe dekh te hi samajh geya tha tum mein koi baat hai
Chl ab btaa kaise plan kiya tune yeh sab tujhe kaise maloom tha ki main canteen mein bachane aa jaonga
Main... App soch bol rhae hai yeh sab canteen wale lafde mein koi lena dena nhi hai iske pishe ki waja abhi nhi batonaga lekin ek din jaror bataa donha
Rahi baat planning ki to main jab phle din colge tha to gate pe meri regging ho rahi thi tab maine dekha ki
[ Colge mein kuch jeep ghuss rahi thi jinke hath mein hockey thi matlb saaf tha ki yeh log colge mein kisi ko peetne aye the
Uske kuch der baad hi app dikhe mujhe jo un logo ko bahr ki traf bhgaa raha tha
Main samjj geya ager koi bhi colge mein bahr ka admi enter hota hai to apke pass sabse phle khabber jati hai isiliye socha chlo yeh badiya hai mujhe unse darne ki jarort nhi hai
Rocky...hahah sala mera hi rule mujhe hi use kr liye tune or mujhe mallom nahi hai waah kyaa baat bhut tejassvi lounda hai tu
Kmaal.ki planning ki tune lekin ek baat bhool rhaa hai mujhe yeh sab phle se hi maloom tha
Jab maine tujhe subha apne dost se baat krte dekha to samjh geya tha ki tu kya krne wala hai
Sach phoosho to mujhe bhi maza aya
Main yeh bhi jaanta hoon tuu kya planing kr rhaa tha lekin ek baat kehna chahta hoon tum mere chotte bhai jaise ho jara sambhaal kr
Hamne or thodi der baat ki fir hum bahr aa gaye jahan par mere dost darwaje ko kaan lga kar sun rahe the
Main yeh sab dekh kar hass diya or unko leker chl diya apne room ke ander
Navi. ... Kyaa baat ki tune sale itna der kyu krdi kahi sorry magne ke chakker mein gand to nhi marwa aya re
Vijay.... abe mujhe bhi lag rhaa hai isne gaand di hogi tabhi to bahr aker kaise hass rhaa tha
Main... Lund muh mein lelo fer btata hoon tumko
Kuch der baat krne ke bad main soch mein padh geya ki kaise Rocky.ko.mere bare mein maloom pda jabki yahan par kiski.ko bhi nhi maloom tha bas yehi sab soch te huye main so geya
Subha jab utha to dekha meri mandli teyaar ho rahi thi salon ne mere hi kapde pehl rakhe the
Main... Bsdk ke .woh maine pehnane the uataar sale utaar
Navi.... Kya be bhakhari jaise mang raha hai uthaa hai nhi maagna suru kr diya.. vijay isko 10 rs de bhikhari kahi ka
Vijay.. tum hamare darbar mein aye hoon hum tum ko sone se nwaj denge lekin usse pehle tumko gand deni hogi humko
Main... Ruk teri bsdk jab tak main unke pass jata sale bhag gaye the main reh gwya tha ekla
Main utha or teyar hone lga
Lekin jab colge phuncha to dekha ki....