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Behtareen shaandaar update bhai: Jab main colge main phoucha to dekha gate par bheed lagi hoi thi
Meine socha jaror koi na koi baat hogi chlo dekh te hain
Wohan par dekha ek mast audi car khadi thi students uske pass jaker car ke sath pic le rahe the
Main ... Sale bhechoo or koi kam nhi hai inke paas bas social site par hi sara din nange hokrr jism dikha te rahte hai
Main unko gali deta huya bada class ki aur jahan mere dost bethe the
Jab main class mein enter huya to
Vijay... Ayo maharaj ayo khul gai jaag apki humko to lga ta aaj mahraj sabhaa mein nhi ayenge
Navi.... Kyube sale itni late kyu gaand mein ungli kar rhaa tha kya..
Main .. lund khadda hoker bhut akad dikha raaha tha sale ko pel diye maine aab akad nhi dikhaye ga
Vijay.... Sale sidhe sihde bol na muth maar kar aya hoon
Navi ... Ssale ek din kamjoor padh jayega tab dekhna teri biwi kisi or ki hogi
Main .. sale lund mein dam bhut hai abhi 4 5 ko chood donga
Abhi hum baat kar rahe the ek mam class mein aye
Yeh wohi mam thi jo us din mujhe bachya tha
Mam... Student shant ho jao aaj hum study ke bare mein baat krenge ke tum kya kya padheya jayega
Vijay... Yr yeh teacher chuttiye kyu hote hai
Navi.... Sale yeh to ese baat kr rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi kya padhna hai humhe.
Main .. abe izzat se baat kro mam se yeh mam ne mujhe regging se bacheya tha bhool gaye ke
Navi.. sale tum izzat doo main ta lund par nhi likhta mam ko
Vijay .. main to muth maronga mam ke naam pe
Main... Mam main jor se chaleya jis se mam mujhe dkehne lagi
Mam.. kya huyaa kuch phooshna hai kyaa
Main... Mere dost keh rahe hai....main itna vol kar apne dost ko dekhne laga
Jab unki traf dekha to vijay or navi ka face ese ho geya tha jaise ttatte unke muh mein a gaye hoo
Saas lene mein dikkat aa rhai ho
Vijay to niche se mere pair pakad raha tha
Navi... Bhai pls maaf krde pls bhai aaj se tere sare kapde main dho donga pls bhai
Vijay . Bhai main tere liye roz khaana lekrr aayonga room mein pls bhai
Mainn .... Aaj se tum dono ko mujhe gaand bhi deni hogi
.
Vijay...hatt be tu mam ko hi btaa de
Navi .. sale.tu kya main kudh btaa deta hoon gaand nhi marwani tere ko
Navi... Main yeh kehna chahta hai ki app ese bol rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi humne kya padhna hai
Mam.. gusse se meri traff dekh kar kya yeh sach bol rha hai
.
Main... Are nhi mam main yeh kehna chahta tha ki app jo bta rahi hai app board par likh taki hum sab note kr sake aor age chalker humein koi dikkt na ho
Mam... Yeah good idea
Or tum bahr jao class ke tumhe to sab mallom hai na fir.classs mein kyaa kr rahe ho niklo bahr
Navi .. gusse se meri traff dekh te huye sale tu bahr mil tujhe btata hoon
Mein.. dil pe mat le gand mein lela
Itna bol kr main or vijay hasne lge
Navi chla class ke bahr
e: Jab hum class lga rahe the or navi class ke bahr ati jati ladkiyon ko taad raha tha sale ke maze the
Ab roni ki bari hamari thhi kyuki bahr navi new new ladki ko taad raha tha ek ab hum bhi insaan hai jealousy to hoti hai
Main... Mam.mujhe.peat dard ho rha hai main washroom chla jaon
Mam...haa chle jao
Vijay... Mam.main eske sath chla.jao kahi yeh gir na jaye
Mam... Mujhe or fir vijay ki traf dekhne lagi fir boli jao.
Hum aye bahr ..
Navi .. . Hatt be raste mein mat aa bhut achi line de rahi hai ladki
Maine dekha ki jab hum class ke bahr aye to navi bahr ek ladki ko smile de rhaa tha tabhi beech mein vijay apni kaali gaand lekr aa geya jis se navi gusse mein usko hatane laga
Mainn.... Sale dekh la dekh la tu jo bhi ladki patayega usko chodonga main hi
Navi .. gand mein bomb daal kar uper se plaster kr doonga sale ager dobara meri ladki ke bare mei kuj socha to
Nqvi ki dhamki jaberdast thi maine plan cencal kr diya
Fir hum nikle canteen ki aor
Humko mili wohan pat sheenu or priya jo apne group ke sath bethi thi
Main navi or vijay ne apna ek table dekha or side mein beth gaye
Asel me main koi Hungama nhi chahta tha kyuki mujhe maloom tha pehle ho bhot bda kaand ho geya tha
Jab hum table par bethe to sheenu ne mujhe dekh liya
Or meri traff ane lgi
Vijay.. sale sheenu aa rahi edr tune aaj kuch kiya kyaa
Navi... Abe kal.maza nhi aya hoga aaj dobara kiss krne aa rahi hai...
Main...chup be .
Sheenu mere pass aaker
Kabir . Ek gaon ka rehne wala ghar bhi thik thaak hai.muskil se paise ate hai ghr mein colge mein scholarship per admission mila hai
I am ryt mr kabir
Main.... Ryt
Sheenu ... Tune socha hai kabhi ki tune kis ke sath panga liya hai
Chl main tujhe chord doongi mqin aaj se jo tune kiya usko bhool jati hoon lekin ek baat kehna chahaongi
Ab bach kar rehna ho sakta hai jo tune mere saath kiya hai kiski ko acha na laga hoo
Main...tumharw sath mera krne ka man nhi tha lekin tum itni sunder ho ki bas dil behk geya
Khass wo pal dobara aa jayen
Sheenu.... Jis din tumhari yeh wish poori hogi us din tumahra akhri din hoga
Main... Mujhe lag raha hai mujhe marne ke liye pehle bhi koii try kr chuka hai
Sheenu....hahahha har baar rocky nhi ayega or har baar mere bhi admi nhi honge ho sakta hai koi mujhse bhi powerful ho jo tune kabhi socha bhi na ho
Any way all the best your future
Itna bol kar jane lgi ki tabhi priya a gai
Priya... Kabir all the best ho sakta hai.ki tum dobara kabbi all the best na sun sako kyuki ab tumhara baap aa raha hai
Main...ek kiss de do na kasam se main life time ke liye behera ho jaonga kabhi kuch nhi sunoga
Priya ... Kuttta jaldi hi mare ga tuu ruk ja bas chl sheenu
: Main... Sala yr kon ane wala hai jo bhi ata hai dhamki dekr chla jata hai
Navi ... Maloom nhi yr apne mail ko pta hoga usko phoosh te hai chlo
Fir hum chl diye hostel ki or
Age dekh te hai kyaa hota hai
Jakash update dost: Jab main colge main phoucha to dekha gate par bheed lagi hoi thi
Meine socha jaror koi na koi baat hogi chlo dekh te hain
Wohan par dekha ek mast audi car khadi thi students uske pass jaker car ke sath pic le rahe the
Main ... Sale bhechoo or koi kam nhi hai inke paas bas social site par hi sara din nange hokrr jism dikha te rahte hai
Main unko gali deta huya bada class ki aur jahan mere dost bethe the
Jab main class mein enter huya to
Vijay... Ayo maharaj ayo khul gai jaag apki humko to lga ta aaj mahraj sabhaa mein nhi ayenge
Navi.... Kyube sale itni late kyu gaand mein ungli kar rhaa tha kya..
Main .. lund khadda hoker bhut akad dikha raaha tha sale ko pel diye maine aab akad nhi dikhaye ga
Vijay.... Sale sidhe sihde bol na muth maar kar aya hoon
Navi ... Ssale ek din kamjoor padh jayega tab dekhna teri biwi kisi or ki hogi
Main .. sale lund mein dam bhut hai abhi 4 5 ko chood donga
Abhi hum baat kar rahe the ek mam class mein aye
Yeh wohi mam thi jo us din mujhe bachya tha
Mam... Student shant ho jao aaj hum study ke bare mein baat krenge ke tum kya kya padheya jayega
Vijay... Yr yeh teacher chuttiye kyu hote hai
Navi.... Sale yeh to ese baat kr rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi kya padhna hai humhe.
Main .. abe izzat se baat kro mam se yeh mam ne mujhe regging se bacheya tha bhool gaye ke
Navi.. sale tum izzat doo main ta lund par nhi likhta mam ko
Vijay .. main to muth maronga mam ke naam pe
Main... Mam main jor se chaleya jis se mam mujhe dkehne lagi
Mam.. kya huyaa kuch phooshna hai kyaa
Main... Mere dost keh rahe hai....main itna vol kar apne dost ko dekhne laga
Jab unki traf dekha to vijay or navi ka face ese ho geya tha jaise ttatte unke muh mein a gaye hoo
Saas lene mein dikkat aa rhai ho
Vijay to niche se mere pair pakad raha tha
Navi... Bhai pls maaf krde pls bhai aaj se tere sare kapde main dho donga pls bhai
Vijay . Bhai main tere liye roz khaana lekrr aayonga room mein pls bhai
Mainn .... Aaj se tum dono ko mujhe gaand bhi deni hogi
.
Vijay...hatt be tu mam ko hi btaa de
Navi .. sale.tu kya main kudh btaa deta hoon gaand nhi marwani tere ko
Navi... Main yeh kehna chahta hai ki app ese bol rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi humne kya padhna hai
Mam.. gusse se meri traff dekh kar kya yeh sach bol rha hai
.
Main... Are nhi mam main yeh kehna chahta tha ki app jo bta rahi hai app board par likh taki hum sab note kr sake aor age chalker humein koi dikkt na ho
Mam... Yeah good idea
Or tum bahr jao class ke tumhe to sab mallom hai na fir.classs mein kyaa kr rahe ho niklo bahr
Navi .. gusse se meri traff dekh te huye sale tu bahr mil tujhe btata hoon
Mein.. dil pe mat le gand mein lela
Itna bol kr main or vijay hasne lge
Navi chla class ke bahr
e: Jab hum class lga rahe the or navi class ke bahr ati jati ladkiyon ko taad raha tha sale ke maze the
Ab roni ki bari hamari thhi kyuki bahr navi new new ladki ko taad raha tha ek ab hum bhi insaan hai jealousy to hoti hai
Main... Mam.mujhe.peat dard ho rha hai main washroom chla jaon
Mam...haa chle jao
Vijay... Mam.main eske sath chla.jao kahi yeh gir na jaye
Mam... Mujhe or fir vijay ki traf dekhne lagi fir boli jao.
Hum aye bahr ..
Navi .. . Hatt be raste mein mat aa bhut achi line de rahi hai ladki
Maine dekha ki jab hum class ke bahr aye to navi bahr ek ladki ko smile de rhaa tha tabhi beech mein vijay apni kaali gaand lekr aa geya jis se navi gusse mein usko hatane laga
Mainn.... Sale dekh la dekh la tu jo bhi ladki patayega usko chodonga main hi
Navi .. gand mein bomb daal kar uper se plaster kr doonga sale ager dobara meri ladki ke bare mei kuj socha to
Nqvi ki dhamki jaberdast thi maine plan cencal kr diya
Fir hum nikle canteen ki aor
Humko mili wohan pat sheenu or priya jo apne group ke sath bethi thi
Main navi or vijay ne apna ek table dekha or side mein beth gaye
Asel me main koi Hungama nhi chahta tha kyuki mujhe maloom tha pehle ho bhot bda kaand ho geya tha
Jab hum table par bethe to sheenu ne mujhe dekh liya
Or meri traff ane lgi
Vijay.. sale sheenu aa rahi edr tune aaj kuch kiya kyaa
Navi... Abe kal.maza nhi aya hoga aaj dobara kiss krne aa rahi hai...
Main...chup be .
Sheenu mere pass aaker
Kabir . Ek gaon ka rehne wala ghar bhi thik thaak hai.muskil se paise ate hai ghr mein colge mein scholarship per admission mila hai
I am ryt mr kabir
Main.... Ryt
Sheenu ... Tune socha hai kabhi ki tune kis ke sath panga liya hai
Chl main tujhe chord doongi mqin aaj se jo tune kiya usko bhool jati hoon lekin ek baat kehna chahaongi
Ab bach kar rehna ho sakta hai jo tune mere saath kiya hai kiski ko acha na laga hoo
Main...tumharw sath mera krne ka man nhi tha lekin tum itni sunder ho ki bas dil behk geya
Khass wo pal dobara aa jayen
Sheenu.... Jis din tumhari yeh wish poori hogi us din tumahra akhri din hoga
Main... Mujhe lag raha hai mujhe marne ke liye pehle bhi koii try kr chuka hai
Sheenu....hahahha har baar rocky nhi ayega or har baar mere bhi admi nhi honge ho sakta hai koi mujhse bhi powerful ho jo tune kabhi socha bhi na ho
Any way all the best your future
Itna bol kar jane lgi ki tabhi priya a gai
Priya... Kabir all the best ho sakta hai.ki tum dobara kabbi all the best na sun sako kyuki ab tumhara baap aa raha hai
Main...ek kiss de do na kasam se main life time ke liye behera ho jaonga kabhi kuch nhi sunoga
Priya ... Kuttta jaldi hi mare ga tuu ruk ja bas chl sheenu
: Main... Sala yr kon ane wala hai jo bhi ata hai dhamki dekr chla jata hai
Navi ... Maloom nhi yr apne mail ko pta hoga usko phoosh te hai chlo
Fir hum chl diye hostel ki or
Age dekh te hai kyaa hota hai
dono groups ke bich ladayi, behes baazi sab ho gayi.. mamla rafa dafa kar dena chahiye... lekin ye priya aur sheenu to Jaise aise uske piche pari hai ki jab jaan nikal jaaye dusmani nahi bhoolne wale...: Jab main colge main phoucha to dekha gate par bheed lagi hoi thi
Meine socha jaror koi na koi baat hogi chlo dekh te hain
Wohan par dekha ek mast audi car khadi thi students uske pass jaker car ke sath pic le rahe the
Main ... Sale bhechoo or koi kam nhi hai inke paas bas social site par hi sara din nange hokrr jism dikha te rahte hai
Main unko gali deta huya bada class ki aur jahan mere dost bethe the
Jab main class mein enter huya to
Vijay... Ayo maharaj ayo khul gai jaag apki humko to lga ta aaj mahraj sabhaa mein nhi ayenge
Navi.... Kyube sale itni late kyu gaand mein ungli kar rhaa tha kya..
Main .. lund khadda hoker bhut akad dikha raaha tha sale ko pel diye maine aab akad nhi dikhaye ga
Vijay.... Sale sidhe sihde bol na muth maar kar aya hoon
Navi ... Ssale ek din kamjoor padh jayega tab dekhna teri biwi kisi or ki hogi
Main .. sale lund mein dam bhut hai abhi 4 5 ko chood donga
Abhi hum baat kar rahe the ek mam class mein aye
Yeh wohi mam thi jo us din mujhe bachya tha
Mam... Student shant ho jao aaj hum study ke bare mein baat krenge ke tum kya kya padheya jayega
Vijay... Yr yeh teacher chuttiye kyu hote hai
Navi.... Sale yeh to ese baat kr rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi kya padhna hai humhe.
Main .. abe izzat se baat kro mam se yeh mam ne mujhe regging se bacheya tha bhool gaye ke
Navi.. sale tum izzat doo main ta lund par nhi likhta mam ko
Vijay .. main to muth maronga mam ke naam pe
Main... Mam main jor se chaleya jis se mam mujhe dkehne lagi
Mam.. kya huyaa kuch phooshna hai kyaa
Main... Mere dost keh rahe hai....main itna vol kar apne dost ko dekhne laga
Jab unki traf dekha to vijay or navi ka face ese ho geya tha jaise ttatte unke muh mein a gaye hoo
Saas lene mein dikkat aa rhai ho
Vijay to niche se mere pair pakad raha tha
Navi... Bhai pls maaf krde pls bhai aaj se tere sare kapde main dho donga pls bhai
Vijay . Bhai main tere liye roz khaana lekrr aayonga room mein pls bhai
Mainn .... Aaj se tum dono ko mujhe gaand bhi deni hogi
.
Vijay...hatt be tu mam ko hi btaa de
Navi .. sale.tu kya main kudh btaa deta hoon gaand nhi marwani tere ko
Navi... Main yeh kehna chahta hai ki app ese bol rahi hai jaise humko mallom nhi humne kya padhna hai
Mam.. gusse se meri traff dekh kar kya yeh sach bol rha hai
.
Main... Are nhi mam main yeh kehna chahta tha ki app jo bta rahi hai app board par likh taki hum sab note kr sake aor age chalker humein koi dikkt na ho
Mam... Yeah good idea
Or tum bahr jao class ke tumhe to sab mallom hai na fir.classs mein kyaa kr rahe ho niklo bahr
Navi .. gusse se meri traff dekh te huye sale tu bahr mil tujhe btata hoon
Mein.. dil pe mat le gand mein lela
Itna bol kr main or vijay hasne lge
Navi chla class ke bahr
e: Jab hum class lga rahe the or navi class ke bahr ati jati ladkiyon ko taad raha tha sale ke maze the
Ab roni ki bari hamari thhi kyuki bahr navi new new ladki ko taad raha tha ek ab hum bhi insaan hai jealousy to hoti hai
Main... Mam.mujhe.peat dard ho rha hai main washroom chla jaon
Mam...haa chle jao
Vijay... Mam.main eske sath chla.jao kahi yeh gir na jaye
Mam... Mujhe or fir vijay ki traf dekhne lagi fir boli jao.
Hum aye bahr ..
Navi .. . Hatt be raste mein mat aa bhut achi line de rahi hai ladki
Maine dekha ki jab hum class ke bahr aye to navi bahr ek ladki ko smile de rhaa tha tabhi beech mein vijay apni kaali gaand lekr aa geya jis se navi gusse mein usko hatane laga
Mainn.... Sale dekh la dekh la tu jo bhi ladki patayega usko chodonga main hi
Navi .. gand mein bomb daal kar uper se plaster kr doonga sale ager dobara meri ladki ke bare mei kuj socha to
Nqvi ki dhamki jaberdast thi maine plan cencal kr diya
Fir hum nikle canteen ki aor
Humko mili wohan pat sheenu or priya jo apne group ke sath bethi thi
Main navi or vijay ne apna ek table dekha or side mein beth gaye
Asel me main koi Hungama nhi chahta tha kyuki mujhe maloom tha pehle ho bhot bda kaand ho geya tha
Jab hum table par bethe to sheenu ne mujhe dekh liya
Or meri traff ane lgi
Vijay.. sale sheenu aa rahi edr tune aaj kuch kiya kyaa
Navi... Abe kal.maza nhi aya hoga aaj dobara kiss krne aa rahi hai...
Main...chup be .
Sheenu mere pass aaker
Kabir . Ek gaon ka rehne wala ghar bhi thik thaak hai.muskil se paise ate hai ghr mein colge mein scholarship per admission mila hai
I am ryt mr kabir
Main.... Ryt
Sheenu ... Tune socha hai kabhi ki tune kis ke sath panga liya hai
Chl main tujhe chord doongi mqin aaj se jo tune kiya usko bhool jati hoon lekin ek baat kehna chahaongi
Ab bach kar rehna ho sakta hai jo tune mere saath kiya hai kiski ko acha na laga hoo
Main...tumharw sath mera krne ka man nhi tha lekin tum itni sunder ho ki bas dil behk geya
Khass wo pal dobara aa jayen
Sheenu.... Jis din tumhari yeh wish poori hogi us din tumahra akhri din hoga
Main... Mujhe lag raha hai mujhe marne ke liye pehle bhi koii try kr chuka hai
Sheenu....hahahha har baar rocky nhi ayega or har baar mere bhi admi nhi honge ho sakta hai koi mujhse bhi powerful ho jo tune kabhi socha bhi na ho
Any way all the best your future
Itna bol kar jane lgi ki tabhi priya a gai
Priya... Kabir all the best ho sakta hai.ki tum dobara kabbi all the best na sun sako kyuki ab tumhara baap aa raha hai
Main...ek kiss de do na kasam se main life time ke liye behera ho jaonga kabhi kuch nhi sunoga
Priya ... Kuttta jaldi hi mare ga tuu ruk ja bas chl sheenu
: Main... Sala yr kon ane wala hai jo bhi ata hai dhamki dekr chla jata hai
Navi ... Maloom nhi yr apne mail ko pta hoga usko phoosh te hai chlo
Fir hum chl diye hostel ki or
Age dekh te hai kyaa hota hai