Raja dekhda k eh salli bhabhi jehi kerhi bthayi firda c paala
Raja kothi pahunch ke dekhda k sab kuch khilrya pya c lobby ch lgge sofa ehdar ohder hoye pye c oh sara kuch dobara set krda te call launda
Raja: hello kidda madam ji ki haal aa?
Aggyo: hello, haanji who is talking?
Raja: madam ji jehda sangh ch lae k baithi c os din?
Aggyo: excuse me?
Raja: oh salliye raja bolda aa jehde chuppe laye c tu os din
Sunanda: dekho mister, eh koi tarika nhi aa kise lady naal gal krn da, next time i get a call from this number main police nu complaint likhvaungi SAMJHE??
Te call disconnect krdi gusse ch te number block krdi
Raja ikk sec lyi te darda v ki pta kerhi balaa aa salli shehran jehi kite bund e naa prha dve raje di ehni pahunch nhi c par aase passe de pinda ch chaudhar maaran nu sigi thodi k oh soch ke call launda
Raja: hello bhenchodaaaa
Vinay baitha kise maa peo nu fuddu bnaunda hunda laara laa ke baahar da
Vinay: hello hello range nhi aundi
Raja: j phone kattya naa teri bund paarh dau main
Vinay kann nu phone laa k bahar vall nu turda
Vinay: 22 ji ki hoya tusi call kitta?
Raja: sallya bhabhi ne mera phone e katt taa
Vinay: 22 ji eh theek nhi aa tusi sadde naal krde pye
Raja: sallya dekh tenu v pta aa ohnu khush vdiya rkh laena aa main aiven baahar muh maaru agli mere naal setting jehi kra de bhora
Vinay: 22 ji jehnu tusi setting kehnde pye aa ehe blackmail aa
Raja: lae yaar tu gall ki kitti, blackmail nhi tu v mera yaar aa naa
Vinay jhijhakda hoya: hanji?
Raja: dekh bhabhi lgdi aa mainu thodi k shokeen type di,haina?
Vinay: hanji?
Raja: dekh bhabhi de sare shonk poore kra dau main tu bss gall kra ohdi mere naal
Vinay: 22 jintuhadda dimag theek aa? Meri wife aa oho ehe batamizi jehi bahli naa kro j tuhadde link aa mere v haige aaa
Raja: naa yaar dekh pyar naal suljha laende aa gal tenu sharminda thodi krna main bhabhi moohre, ohnu jma naa pta lggn dau main k tenu pta aa
Vinay: eh kiwe?
Raja: dekh main set krunga bhabhi nu te sare shonk poore kru ohde, designer kapde shoes jewellary sab
Vinay: han te eh bc main nhi de skda tenu lgda?
Raja: bhenchoda j main pind de loki le k aa gya naa , tu gharwali chdd tere v kapde lath jaane aa fer, bhlaayi ese ch aa k mainu kr laen de jo main krda
Vinay chup rehnda
Raja: dekh teri chuppu nu main haan e smjhunga hun
Te phone katt ke naal e transfer bhejda vinay nu 20k da
Message chdd da ikk
Raja: eh te ikk nazraana c apni deal da thoda k, tu gussa na mnayi ehda e aapa sab khush aa theek aa?
Vinay message seen krke chdd dinda te dovara apne office ch varh janda
Dujje passe paala hune hune japji nu laah ke niklya e c ohna de ghar de muhryo te call aundi
Paala: hanji 22 ji, hukam koi?
Raaja: salla hukam da, hukam te avda chla ke nikal gya tu
Paala: main smjhya nhi 22 ji?
Raja: tu hune kerhi bhabhi vja ke niklya kothi cho?
Paala darr jnda kyunki ohnu lgda c k raja aiven dushmani kdhn de chkkr ch sari game naa khrab kr de ohdi
Paala: hnji 22 ji hehehe oh te chlda e rehnda apna tuhanu pta e aa
Raja: gaddi morh ke lae aa vaapis bhabhi nu ajj madam ayi nhi jerhi bulayi c main, salli bdi kaim lgdi c uchi lammi jhotti jehi jerhi bhajayi firda c
Paala: 22 ji tusi smjhya kro, eh shareef tabbar cho aa ehne eda deni nhi aa thoda time do fer dvaunga zaroor
Raja: sallya fuddu naa bna jyi kite nalle yaar ajj sariya e bhajj gyia tu e dva de kise di,
Paala: 22 ji, oho mandy di dva dva?
Raja: haan chal ohnu e chdd jaa salli gastod jehi nu salla lunn akkdya pya jma
Paala: hanji 22 ji bhejda main ruko ohnu
Paala mandy nu phone krke minnta paa ke mnaunda k thanda kr aa raje nu, mandy mna krdi par mann jandi end te asal ch gastiya nu bahut zaleel krda c raja tan krke ghatt jaana chahundiya c ede adde te .
Ohder jdo sara japji neeru te paale da kaand challda c dopehre jehe baithi nimmo ghare ikalli poori garam baithi c.
Vaar vaar chotu da sabbal jinna lunn ohdiya akhan muhre aunda pya c.
Eh sab sochdi sochdi oh dekhdi k ohdi sass amaro gharo roti bann ke haveli jaan lggi c.
short poems about nature
Oh smjh gyi k ramu nu thanda krn chali aa
Nimmo hor nhi kuch te free di chudayi dekhn e tur paendi amaro ramu di adhe k ghnte nu jd pahunchdi te ose kamre ch dekhdi
Amaro cowgirl ch nimmo vll nu pith krke chud di pyi c zor zor naal .
Amaro di bund te hath rkh ramu poora lunn ander bahar krda pya, gori chitti amaro di bund utte ramu de kalle kalle hath lishkde pye c sara kamra dova diya siskiya naal goonjhda pya c
Nimmo baharli taaki cho ander dekhdi pyi c te ehni k garam hoyi k ohne aavdi salwar da naala dhilla kr fuddi te hath ragadna shuru krta
Nimmo : hayyeee mummy ji kinni kismat valle aa, roz thukkan aunde eda sssss
Ohder ander ramu amaro nu ghuman nu kehnda te amaro reverse cowgirl ch tappan lgdi lunn te , thapo thapp thapp zor di ghasse vjjde pye c te amaro ghum k lunn te beh jaandi dobara ramu kise raje vang sir thalle hath deke lamma pya c te vich vich amaro di motti bund te chaped dharda pya c
Ramu: aghhhh sardarniii teri dheeli choot maar maarvkr thkk gya main toh
Amaro: ve tu time de menu bhora ,ehni cheti kiwe mann ju
Ramu: sasuri, 2 saal hoye tere inn jhiothe vaadon ke, abb dilwa mujhe bss neeru ki, varna teri sabse choti bahu pel dunga main
Eh sunn nimmo de paera thallyo zameen nikaldi
Amaro gusse ch ruk ke
Amaro: ve kuttya tenu keha aa naa k vdhi naal kr laa jo krna aje nikki aa nimmo
Ramu: nikki vgerah kuch nhi raand hai poori aaj subhaa hi suneeta ko jb pel raha thaa dekhe jaa rahi thi humre lund ko
Amaro: hainn?? Nhi nhi ehda nhi ho skda
Ramu: arre jaaneman hua hai yeh
Amaro ehne nu baari ch dekhdi nimmo akhan bnd kri hilldi pyi c, te amaro v darr jaandi teuttar ke ramu de lunn nu muh ch lae k sangh ch maal shutaundi
Ramu: arre vaahh kya lund choosti tuuu ufff
Amaro: tera main hall kra dau bss nikki nu kuch nhi krna tu theek aa?
Ramu: pant paunda hassda, agar voh khud humre lund par ayegi toh main kuch nhi kr skta lekin main khud kuch nhi krunga theek hai
Dove jne kapde set krdevte nimmo v nikaldi
Ehne nu ghare neeru te harry aa jande te appo apne room ch chle jande cgup krke te japji v aundi thode tym nu
Japji dekhdi k dove maa putt ikk dujje toh door door c te oh v minna minna hassdi apne kamre ch chali jandi
Paala ohder mandy di gal kra ke ohnu chudwa ke vaapas chddn lyi gaddi ch bithaunda aa , mandy de chittad raje ne thode k khol te c maar maar ghasse
Mandy: ve es kanjer kol kyu bhejda hunda mainu?
Paala: salliye paise kinne ditte ehne?
Mandy: paise te de ditte sahi ehne par zaleel bahut krda dekh mere muh te nishaan aa aje v , bhla muh te kon thappd maarda
Paala man ch hassda
Mandy: vese, ajj tu nhi c krna kuch?
Paala: parre ho jaa gastiye, 3 vaar shutt gya mera sver da
Mandy: hayye haayye tu kerhi lbh lyi mere toh ilaava? Modhe te thappad maardi kehndi
Paala: lbhi nhi, lbhiya aa deraani jethaani aa , tere toh pehla ohi c ethe aiya
Mandy: ve tu japji neeru di gal krda?
Paala: haan bc tenu kiwe pta?
Mandy: ve haramdya kammo ne dssya kehndi k paala veera japji didi nu lae k gya c gaddi ch
Paala: ikk oh gasti bhenchodi
Mandy: dss ve kidda mnaiya?
Paala sari story dssda ikk ikk krke , jo k dssde dssde paale nu fer toh kaam charhda te phone kdh number milaun lgda
Mandy: ve tu kite neeru bhabhi nu te nhi laun lgga ?
Paala: haan ohnu e laun lggya
Mandy: ve shadaiya tenu main dssdi aa, phone frh ke kattdi te neeru da number block krdi, te sara idea dindi
Paala sab sunn ke hairaan hunda,
Paala: salliye bahut kutti chiz aa tu bc hahaha
Shaam da time c ajj nimmo jaan lggi c haveli te amaro v naal e chal paendi te kuch v akh matakka nhi hon dindi.
Amaro ajj toh zyda nazar rkhn lgg gyi c nimmo te kyunki ohnu pta c k ramu yaa chotu cho kise de hath aa gyi ikk vaar te ohde tabbar da beej nhi paena ohdi nooh de .
Neeru v dopehre sau k hun jehe thoda theek hoyi c bund chahe aje v dukhdi c poori neeru di par fuddi ch khaaj aundi c, phone dekhdi vaar vaar k koi msg call augi paale di haal chaal puchn nu par har vaar koi v message naa phone dekh ke niraash hundi
Jd neeru akk ke call laundi paale nu paale da number out of service aunda , 2-3 vaar toh bd oh smjh jaandi k paale ne block maarya ohnu. Neeru eh soch k bahut sad hundi te sari shaam sochdi end te akk ke raat de 10 vje apne putt de kamre ch jaandi
Neeru: harry putt, kidda aa tu?
Harry: hanji mummy main theek aa tusi theek aa dvayi lga lyi?
Neeru: haan putt, dvayi te lgaa lyi aa main tere toh ikk kamm c bss
Harry: dsso hun ki kamm aa?
(Thoda k khij ke kehnda)
Neeru: oh naa , paale da number nhi c lgda mere phone toh
Harry: Mummy? Hun main apne phone toh kra?
(Khij ke)
Neeru: (sharminda ho ke) ve kr de putt hun main ki kra
Harry: mummy eh sab kitta ki tusi vaise?
Neeru: mainu maaf krde par pyo tere krke aa eh sab
Harry: oh kyu?
Neeru: pyo tera bahar aa ethe aunda nhi, hun meriya v te koi zaroorata aa naa?
Harry: par mummy os majbi kol e jana c tusi?
Neeru: ehda naa keh paagal j japji ne sunn lya naa ohne fer toh kann bhar dene ohna de
Harry: mummy pind ch j raulla pya main kehnu muh dikhaunga?
Neeru: te jerha tere pyo da raulla aa pind ch? Oho? Sare vehrhe diya jnaaniya ohne thokkiya aa , ikk toh main kra lya te main luchi ho gyi?
Harry: chup rehnda
Neeru: bol hun
Harry: paala zaleel krda mainu bahutt neewa dikhaunda mainu oho
Neeru: te fer ki hoya? Meri har zaroorat poori krde ne oho, te main ohna di har poori krungi j zyda tenu dukh aa naa tn dekh laa main v dss dau ehna nu ehi hall krnge tera
Harry nu hatha paera di pae jandi
Harry: nhi nhi mummy ehna nu naa dssyo please
Neeru: chal gal kra tu bss
Harry paale nu phone launda, ring poori vjjdi te phone bnd ho janda
Neeru: chkkya nhi ehna ne?
Harry naa ch sir hilaunda
Neeru dobara lvondi oh fer naa chukkda, neeru sad ho jandi
Harry khush c kyunki oh hor zaleel nhi c hona chahunda
Neeru: ikk vaar lgaa de please main gll krni bss ehna naal
Harry: nhi chkkna es majbi ne phone te tusi v izzat rkho thodi huh
Eh gal kehnda e c k call chkkrda paala
Paala: haan bondua ki bimari aa?
Harry: ohh sssassri kaal bhaaji
Paala:putt darya kyu pya aa bhenchod bhaunk ki bimaarinaa tenu?
Harry: oh kuch nhi bss, gall krni c ikk
Paala: te bol v laa hun putt
Asal ch paala jaanda c k phone neeru hi krondi honi aa kyunki es k tym tkk dard sara lath jana c neeru da te khurk v hon lgg jaani c te number block krke gall v nhi ho pauni c neeru de phone toh
Neeru v baithi utsukta naal sab sunnan di koshish krdi pyi c k paala kidda treat krda pya c harry nu jma ehda jiwe harry ohda e putt hve
Neeru harry nu phone loudspeaker te laun nu kehnda
Harry: oh naa mummy ne tuhadde naal gall krni c
Paala poore gusse ch cheekan lgg janda
Paala:OSS HARAAMDI GASTOD NE MERE NAAL KAHDI GALL KRNI BHENCHODI NEE,
Harry: bhaaji aiven gusse naa hovo tusi pleasee
Paala: FUDDI YON DYAA, GUSSA NAA KIDDA HOVE TERA PEO, bhen di lodi nu lgda c k mainu fuddiya di kami aa hahahahaa
Harry: nhi bhaaji eho jehi nhi koi gal
Paala: kyu nhi aa gal bhenchoda?
Harry dekhda ohdi mummy lagge baithi poori tnsn ch akhan cho hanju kdh di c harry kollo v naa dekhya jaanda
Harry: nhi bhaaji ehda naa kahoo mummy nu tuhaddi lorh aa
Paala: oyee bonduaa teri maa vrgiya 100 vjaiya main, jattiya jerhiya vdhiya smjhdiya apne aap nu tatteya naal bann ke rkhi diya eho jehiya gastiya hahaha
Neeru de akhan cho rona niklda k ohde munde samne paala ohnu zaleel krda pya c
Harry: nhi 22 ji mummy ehda de nhi aa
Paala: bondua maa teri gasti aa mere lyi theek aa? Vehrhe di gasti jinni aukaat aa ohdi mere lyi
Harry: nhi bhaaji ehda naa kaho
Paala: sallya eho jhiya 100 gastiya aa meriya jdo vaari aaugi teri maa di ohdo bula lau ehnu main
Harry: te fer 22ji number kyu block kitta tusi? Dobara call krn lyi te lorh peni e aa naa??
Paala: putt jd lorh pau ohde dalle nu call kru naa main
Harry: mummy da kon dalla aa ?
Paala: teri maa da dalla tu hi tn aa hahaha
Harry: 22 ji ewe naa kaho please
Paala: te hor tenu ki kaha??
Harry: pta nhi
Paala: dekh ikk shart te gall kru teri maa naal main dobara
Harry: ki?
Paala: j ajj toh tu mainu avda bapu mann lve
Harry nu bahut bura lgda te oh chupp kr janda
Neeru ehne time toh chupp krke baithi c ikk dum boldi
Neeru: te j ehe kahuga tuhanu tusi vaapis gall krunge mere naal?
Paala: hahaahaha maa putt dove ekatge baithe aa? Gastiye number block e rehnde hunde gastiya de jdo tkk lorh naa pve dovara
Neeru modha maardi harry nu
Neeru: dekh putt, jinna chir tere daddy bahar ne, tu ehna nu hi daddy mann laa naa, main ehna de bina nhi reh skdi please
Harry: mummy eh ki keh rahe tusi?
Paala: gasti kuch galt nhi kehndi pyi putt
Harry: 22 ji eh te naa kahao please main eh sab mannya aa
Paala: FUDDI YON DYAA, teri maa minnta krdi aa sharam nhi aundi tenu
Harry: main nhio mummyyy
Te neeru harry de muh te chaped maardi
Neeru: tere peo de naa hon tkk main ehna de kol hi hona aa, ehi mere pati aa theek aa, te tere ehe papa lgge smjhya?
Harry kann mallda apna
Harry: theek aa mummy,
Paala: bhenchoda mummy teri meri gharwali nhi nalle, gasti aa snjhyaa?
Harry: theek aa papa
Neeru smile krdi
Paala sunn ke hairaan reh jnda k ajj ohne oh krta c jo oh supne ch v nhi c soch skda
Paala: chal fer putt hun dss gasti kdo lyaunga?
Neeru: tusi jdo hukam kro main aa jaungi
Paala: gastiye tenu nhi tere bondu putt nu puchya main theek aa tu chup reh gasti
Neeru chupp ho jandi jidda kise teacher di daant pyi hundi
Harry: jdo tusi kaho paapa (papa kehn lgge ohnu ghin aundi apni maa te)
Paala: hahaaha theek aa gandu chal hun bnaunde kde plan , nalle eh sab japji nu main dssna aa ohde naal pyar naal pesh auna aa oh gasti tere utte aa aje, tenu mehnat krke ohde utte auna pena aa theek aa??
Neeru: hanji theek aa
eh salla paala kerhi bhabhi chkki firda bc ehnu puchda main)
