Agli sver hundi japji v thoda theek feel krdi hundi fuddi ch dard ghattya c te ajj uthdi te chaa gerah bnaun Igdi jd k neeru v uth k japji di help krn
Igdi, dove deraaniya jethaaniya ikk dujje vall dekh smile krdiya
Neeru japji nu modha maar ke
Neeru: kyu fer japji hoya theek dard? Hehehe
Japji: didi mera dard te theek ho gya aa tuhaddi khaaj kidda???
Dove jniya hassan Igdiya haulli haulli
Neeru: kutti kise thaan dii hehee, apni e khaaj hatayi bss tu Japji: didi thonu v te main keha c aa jao tusi hi darr gye Neeru: naa ve ehe kamm nhi krdi main, tere veerji nu ki muh dikhau
main?
Japji: didi tu ohna nu royi jandi aa, agle nazare laende pye aa ohder Neeru thoda k serious ho ke neewi paundi kyunki lakhe de bahar kudiya di fuddi paarhan valli gal mashoor c te kaafi vaar neeru de rokan te v naa oh rukya c
Japji: ohh ho didi mera oh mtlb nhi c tusi hun gusse naa ho jyo aiven nalle ehe gal kerha lukki aa?
Neeru: pta nhi ki dikhda ohna nu v
Japji: dekh didi taahi main kehndi aa k chdd khehrha ohna da j aglya nu nhi parwah teri tusi kyu kronge parwah ohna di?
Neeru: par main ehda di nhi aa
Japji: thadde ch ghaat kahdi aa bhla? Nile jerha lunn dha hon di gal oho hawa krde aa didi, ohna nallo v kal vdhe kollo thukki c main Neeru modhe te mukka maardi japji de Neeru: chupp kr jaa paagal sunn naa Ive tenu koi
Japji: didi jo sach aa oho sach aa hun main ki kra, mere valle nu j paiseya naal pyar aa te rahe huh
Neeru: paagal ehda naa soch budhrhi te tere kollo bache di aas rkhi firdi aa aje v
Japji hath maardi hass ke: naa ji nada hahaha bacha te houga par es bnde da nhi krdi main hahaaha
Neeru: chupp paagal mummy ne sunn lya naa khall laah deni ehna ne nalle teri nalle meri
Japji: dekho didi tusi dabb dabb ke reh lya ehna thalle bahut main nhi dabbdi hun avde munde nu te bula nhi skde ehe otho te mainu mattan dauge huh
Neeru: pyaar naal faslaundi, dekh japji ikk gal kahi kal mummy ne mainu jo shyd tere sunnan valli hove
Te neeru japji nu saare vaake di gal dssdi
Japji sunndi te hairaan hundi
Japji: hayyee didi sachi dssooo?
Neeru : haan kamliye, nalle kal e mummy dopehre latta chkki pye c ramu agge, te mainu v paun. Nu firde c
Japji: hayyee main mar jva kerhe tabbar ch vyah taa baabal ne Neeru: hor ki sare pwaarhi ehna de te mummy de aa bss Japji: te nimmo nu pta kuch?
Neeru: naa naa budhrhi bss paagal hoyi pyi k tinno noohan toh munda chahida mainu
Japji: naa kite kiddi ehe maharani aa budhi huh
Neeru: dekh japji tenu dssna mera farz c par ehe gal smjh laa k ikk vaar nyana kdh taa tu lattan cho fer te es budhi ne khulli chutt de deni aa
Japji sunni jaandi dhyan naal
Neeru: bss ehe kehndi c k beej mundeya da hi hove mummy dya daa Japji: tu v dekh lyi didi hun nyana te hou par jerha baap aa naa mainu v bhi pta Iggn dena main kerha aa
Neeru mathe te hath maardi : tu v naa ikk hehehe
Japji: budhi kamli nhi aa vaise, oh sirf apne yaar da soot laun nu firdi aa hor kuch nhi
Neeru: haan ohi mummy te tan msa 15 min bd hi hath khda kraa te ohne
Japji: didi tenu ehe bahut Igda aje tenu nhi pta ki meri haalat kitti c jaggu te ohde yaar ne
Neeru: kon c hor?
Japji: pta nhi didi koi paala paala krke c bnda Neeru: hainn? Oho?? Oh te vehrhe cho aa
Japji: le didi fer ki hoya, eda di tass kise sardar ne nhi bhanni meri jerha oh bhann gya hayyee hun ajj raat da tu bahanaa naa layi Neeru: yaarr pagal jhi main soch ke dssdi tenu
Japji eh sunn naal e msg krdi apni gharwale nu k kdo auna etc te naal e dujje passe jaggu nu msg krdi
Jaggu v bss reply krda sidha
Japji lamba chaurha sorry da msg likhdi te jaggu aggyo:
Jaggu: kinne vje auna ajj? japji 11:30
jaggu: ikalli k naal dujji ne v auna? japji: mnaungi par pakka nhi
jaggu: j auna hoya dova nu lae k ayi threk aa? japji: naal oh dujje v houge kal valle? jaggu: dekhda aa
Ohder america ch raat hoyi hundi aa te lakha sofe te betha latta khol k agge paera ch reet bethi hundi choope maardi
Reet jakkdi jakkdi choope maardi c samg ke, vchari da ajj msa chauthi vaar C,
Lakha vaal putt da reet de te gusse ch
Lakha: benchodiyee tenu choope nhi maarne aunde?
Reet de akhan cho paani aun Igda te koshish krni Igdi hor Reet: AAHHHH MERE VAAL CHDD00000 AGGHHHH
Lakha: salli vaal chddo di, dhang naa laa choope Te sir te chaped maarda ikk halki jehi
Reet vchaari dove hatha naal lunn hilaundi holaundi toppa muh ch laendi
Lakhe da phone vjjda
Lakha: haan mata ki haal aaa??
Sir de piche hath rkh oho phone sunnan Igda
Dujje passe
Amaro: kidda putt ki haal aa?
Lakha: bss mata nazare aa poore
Naal hassda te reet jo k lachaar hoyi pyi akhan churaundi choope maardi pyi c kise ghulaam vangu ohnu dekh
Lakha: nazare hi nazare aa poore ehdar tee ufff
Amaro jaan jandi k ki chalda pya aa
Amaro: putt kinni vaar keha tenu bss jo v krna dhyan naal krr
Lakha: oh haan bebe sir naa khaa bahla hun lae laen de nazare mainu
Amaro: putt zaroori gal aa sunnani
Lakha: Ahhhhh ehda e kr bc uffff
Reet paeran bhaar baithi akhan cho paani kdh di holi holi choope maardi pyi c te kismat nu kosdi c k kis kanjar diya galla ch aa ke america aa gyi oho
Amaro: putt hun sunn gal, tenu pind auna paena aa cheti hi Lakha: oh jaa yaar mata swaad naa khraab kr aiven main kyu auna pind bhla?
Amaro: auna paena aa bss, jo galti tere ikk bhra ne kitti aa main nhi chahundi dujja bhai v ohi galti kre
Lakha: bibi main kinni vaar keha k japji ne hath nhi auna mere naa hi ohne gal sunnani aa meri
Amaro: naa ve putt, oho te kanjri ghodi hath aun valli hai hi nhi, tutt paena vchola randi da saak dva gya utto tera bhai v kerha pind aya naa ehnu laen aya
Lakha: bibi aiven kamliya naa maar oh vassn valli c hi nhi
Amaro: ve putt tere valli v te vsayi aa tu, tera frk aa thoda ehna dova nallo
Lakha muchhan nu vatt chaarhda: fer bibi frk v aa naa
Lakha poora macchrya hoya reet de sir te hath rkh sir te bhaar paunda toppe vall te toppa sangh ch fsa ke sangh ch ghassa maarda ikk te hassda hoya
Lakha: dss fer bibi ki gal aa ? Khull ke das hun
Amaro: hona ki a putt, deepe valli hai te vchaari chngi aa par ki kre oh v deepe kollo nhi khush hundi
Lakha: lae bibi ohnu keh kruga hi ehni ghaint Ibh k ditti c shareeke cho neeru de,
Amaro: ve ki kra putt, deepa oh bhaiya rani de kuchh cho niklu taan hi aa
Lakha reet da sir frh ghasse maarda zor zor di Reet: GLURKK GLURRK GLURKK GLURRKKK
LAKHA: ahhhh, te ki chaundi tu mere toh? Gal kra ohde naal?
Amaro: naa putt batheri vaar smjha lya, nalle mere lyi te sare tusi tinno ikko jehe aa menu te kukh hari honi chahidi aa nooh di bss Lakha ehe sunn kann te lunn dove kharhe krda te ikko hi sec ch akhan bnd krd te ohnu paeran bhaar hun reet di jagah nimmo dikhan Igdi Amaro: ve ki hoya putt?
Lakha: aghhhh kuch nhi bibiiii
Te sir frh berehami naal ghasse maaran Igda muh de te pichlaariya suttan Igda sangh ch Lakha: aahhhhhhh
Reet, hath chdda ke muh pare krke khangan Igdi: aahghh kkkhhh thooooo
Te thukkan Igdi sara maal muh cho
Amaro: ve putt smhgya naa ki kehna chahundi main?
Lakha: haan mummy
Amaro: bss fer aa jaa hun tere vangu main nhi chaundi k ehde nyane te ghatto ghatt apne vrge Iggn nhi te ki pta kehde te chal jaane aa
Lakha: hayyyeeee nimmooooo uffff
Amaro: ve bss kr tutt paena hun ehda v naa kri k deepe naal tera vair pae jye bss
Lakha: bss kr budhiye, tu te bahla gall e naa kr hun
Te phone katt dinda
Asal ch lakhe nu aje v amaro naal gussa c ramu da kyunki chahe amaro te ramu ikk dujje di sex di poorti lyi c chahe te ramu v harek oho zimmevari nibhaun di koshish krda c jo ikk baap di hundi, lakhe ne kde v ramu nu apna baap nhi c mannya chahe amaro ne bahut koshish kitti c lakhe nu smjhaun di , jehde krke
Jehde krke amaro te lakha apas ch khulle e c, te amaro rokdi nhi c lakhe nu fuddi maarno kise di v, chahe pind ch lakha jaaneya janda c bass fuddi paarhn nu hi, par amaro naa kuch kehndi
Amaro ehe keh phone katt di te sochdi kite galti te nhi kr bethi lakhe nu dss kr nimmo baare par ghare potte di laalsa agge ohne eh risk laen da sochya,
Ohder reet parran bhaar bethi khangdi pyi c te sara maal suttdi pyi c baahar akhan cho athru pehla vangu e ayi jande c kismat nu rondi c
Lakha ne sir te hath fer ke
Lakha: dekh kudiye mainu pta avdi kismat nu rondi pyi tu te mainu koi ghatiya insaan smjhdi pyi aa
Reet: akhan poonjhdi sir haan ch hilaundi
Lakha hassda hoya: sir te halki jehi chaped maarda
Lakha: gall sunn, tu dil naa haulla kr aiven, hafta k hi aa main ethe fer challya main india, te shehar de dujje passe tuhadde dova lyi store dekhya aa main ikk oho tusi dove chalaiyo te vicho hissa rkh lyi mere te mere bhai da
Reet hairaan hundi: sachi?
Lakha: te salliye green card v dva daunga hun rona bnd kr bhenchodiye
Reet hairan hundi te ikk dam hanju poonjh ke smile krdi te jaffi paundi
Lakha: main salliye ehna v marha nhi jinna sochdi tu, bss hun ikk gal aa par jd v aaava main te ose store ch counter de thalle beh k choope maarne aa theek aa??
Reet: haan ch sir hilaundi confuse hoyi
Lakha: te fuddi jd dil kruga maarunga main
Reet dovara ron haaki hundi
Lakha: chal hun salliye ho koddi bc,
Te fuddi maar ke reet di maal fuddi ch shutaa ke sau jaanda ose bed te hi reet naaal jaffi paa ke te reet nangi e jaffi paa ke sau jaandi te lakha phone te ticketa dekhn Igda india diya
Pind hun tym c shaam da
Neeru verhe ch bethi saag vdh di c, japji nu langrha ke turinjaandi nu awaz laundi
Neeru: japji, ehdar aayi
Japji neeru vall vekh hassdi te smjh jaandi ki gal krni didi ne
Neeru assa passa dekh ke haulli jehe
Neeru: ajj jaana raati tu?
Japji: naa didi main kyu jaana? (Aiven maze laendi)
Neeru: ve tu sach sach dss jaana k nhi?
Japji: dekhdi aa didi, gal te nhi hoyi meri koi gallnkra main?
Neeru: ve tu j jaana huni puch k rkh naa raat nu kinne janya nu davayi deni hundi main
Japji: didi, dekh nyani nhi aa main naa hi tu nyani aa, dss j dil krda tera
V
Neeru akhan churaundi: naa naa japji, main nhi ehe kamm krne
Japji: dekh laa didi pehla te ikalla jaggu aunda c ajj te shyd paala v aa
Jye
Neeru: ve kamliye ohde toh e te Nhi chahundi main, Japji tokkdi: didi pause kr kr ke ohda jerha dekhdi c vaar vaar sb jaandi aa main kamli nhi aa,
Neeru: naa ji naa vehre cho nhi kise de thalle paendi jatti
Japji: didi jd ghottne vrga hove naa agle da koi frk nhi paenda chahe agla sardar hove vehrhe cho jaa bhaiya e kyu naa hove , satt laun di akal honi chahidi bss
Neeru: parr japji....
Japji hath frhdi neeru da: didi agle ne jd dhunni tkk laya naa sab bhull nana tu
Neeru hath te thappad maardi hassdi te ishaara krdi amaro da, amaro vehre ch turi aundi c dujje passyo te dove janiya hassdiya hassdiya chupp kr jandiya
Ghnte k nu 7 k vje nu
Jaggu paala kathe e baithe ahaate toh desi di bottlw laende pye c
Paala side te khrha thoda k galla maarda hunda
Paala: ohh ho sohniye...... dss daunga naa....... Pehla appa te miliye naa ......lae eda kinho challya........tu darrdi kyu aa........ chal paari te de de hun...... ohh hoo
Pichyo jaggu : ki yaar 22, kise bachi nu paarhn nu firda Igda, hahahaha Paala: naa sallya bachi nhi aa, haigi unar di vdhi e aa 19 k di aa vchaari seal bnd aa hath nhi aundi pyi haraamdi laare layi jandi Jaggu: 22 tusi v kde minnata payian kise diya?
Paala: sallya cheez e eho jhi aa, gori chitti patli jehi kach vrgi aa jma
Jaggu: 22 yaar jd manni dvaunga?
Paala: chal theek aa 22, ehe hai nakhrya valli par, ehne motor te nhi deni mainu, kamra kra daunga shehar hotel yaa kothi koi?
Jaggu: lae 22 koi chkkr e nhi kra dau bc par pehli vaar nhi te ikk do vaar baad dvauni aa fer
Paala: chal zubaan rahi dvaunga main pakka
Jaggu da phone kharhkda
Japji: main eho dssna ck ajj shaam nu tuhadde kol auna aa
Jaggu: hayye sohniye teri udeek e krda c main taan (lunn masida
kehnda)
Japji: theek aa fer milde ose jagah te
Jaggu kollo phone frhda paala
Paala: kiwe aa sohniyee?
Paale di awaz sunn japji nu gussa aunda
Japji: dekh paaleya tu batamizi nhi krni koi pehla vaangu
Paala: ohh ho saaliye batamizi ch e te tere jehi nu maza aunda
Japji: thoda k sang k: batamizi mere naal te chala lyi tu hun didi te naa
chalaayi bahli
Paala: ki? Ohne v auna?
Japji: haan ajj te mna ke lyaungi ohnu v, reham naa kryo tusi bss ode te
Paala: hayyyee eh hoyi naa meri jaan valli gall Japji: haan haan theek aa hun jaan ho gyi main? Pehla muho gaal e nikldi c
Paala: ohh ho jaaneman tu mera fayda kr main tera kru sangdi kyu aa
Japji: theek aa theek aa aungi main hun phone rkho bss ehe dss do k meri jethaani ch ki gal aa jerhi mere ch nhi?
Paala: hun salliye sb kuch thodi dss dena tenu
Japji: j dssunge tan lae aaungi nhi te fer nhi auna main v
Paala: chal theek aa salliye sunn, teri jerhi ehe aa neeru, sadde raje 22 ne thokkan di bahut koshish kitti c par kde hath nhi c ayi kyunki hai ehe pakki rann, ikk din roti faun jaandi dekhi main khooh kolle baanh toh frh khichi jdo te khich ke kamaad ch lae gya, aje kapde lagune shuru krke fuddi gilli kitti e c bhora k ehda munda jerha chota c ohdo aje thoda k, kamaad vall aaya ball laen te sanu dekh kharh gya, eh jerhi manni
mnaayi c ehe v hath khrhe krke bhajj gyi te menu v bhajjna pya
Os din jerha kharhe lunn te sotta vjjya ajj v chubhda aa mainu
Japji: te fer?
Paala: fer ki, ikk vaar dobara menu milli khooh te jaandi main baanho frh k mnaun Iggya, naal de ghar di gwandan satti aundi dikhinehne mere mooh te chaped maarti, ajj v thappad yaad aa mainu ehe
Japji: lae fer tu thoda araam naal kri tan v, didi ehne chor toh nhi chudi theek aa?
Paala: haan haan araam naal e paarhu bhosdi ehdi tu thand rkh pehla te
tenu tapaunw jhottiyenlunn te
Japji: sunn k sangdi: bss v kro ehda diya galla
Te keh k phone kattdi te roti bnaundi neeru nu dekhdi vellna maardi di bund hilldi japji pichyo aa ke ghasse maaran Igdi pichyo jaffi paa ke te
hassdi
Neeru trabhak jaandi: hayye haayyee kuttiye dara e ditta c tuu uff hooo
Japji: bn gyi gal didi ajj raat nu pattan nu tel laa k rkhi
Neeru diya gallan laal ho jandiya: hayye hayyye kingallan krdi mainu te darr e Igginjanda
Japji: ohh honkuch nhi hunda didi mqza e auga