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NACHN LGGI TE GHUND KAHDA
Oder dujje passe raja phone krda jaggu nu
Raja: kidda jaggu ki haal aa?
Jaggu raje di awaz sunn ke naal hi sidha ho ke beh janda
Jaggu: hanji 22 ji vdiya aa main tusi dsso
Raja: asi v vdiya aa bahutt bss ikk kamm c tere toh
Jaggu: hukam kro 22 ji ki gal ho gyi?
Raja: oh naa ajj mantri sahab aye c apni kothi shehar
Jaggu: hanji ?
Raja: hanji ki fer jaggu apne mummy nu lae aa ehdar mantri sahab milna chahunde aa
Pichyo jidda bhri mehfil ch haasa shuttda ohda di awaz aundi jaggu nu te oh ron haaka jeha ho janda
Jaggu: par 22 ji main kidda?…..
Raja: kidda kudda mainu nhi pta hun jaggu, bullet tenu lae k ditta hoya aa ohnu chlaa ke lae aa, teri maa nu phone kr e ditta aa asi ohne ready ho jana adhe k ghnte nu
Naal e jaggu nu bathroom da shower challan di awaz aundi k ohdi maa nahaun gyi aa
Jaggu: theek aa 22 ji
Dhilli jehi awaz ch keh ke uthda te tyaar hon lgda
Oder raje di kothi ch bethe c raja purana mla te 2 gumnen ohde
Asal ch eh c harveer singh urf heera umar 40 saal te lunn 8.5 inch da gora chitta
pichli election ch ilaake ch mla di election jittya c, peo da naam bahut c puraane time te , te hun valli election ch haare c taaza taaza te sarkar toh v bahar c, jithe peo da naam lok bhalayi de kamma krke bnya c putt nu lokki bss teewibaaz te sharaabi hon krke e jaande c, ilaake di sab toh sohni toh sohni rann fsa ke chodna bss ehda shaunk c te aksar hi ehe raje di kothi aunda janda c , ikk to ikk top di gasti chodvaun de bdle raja apne sare puthe sidhe kamm kdhvaunda c ehde kollo.
Jithe lakha te ohda peo heere de peo di izzat krde c te ohnu salaah den te oh gall v sunnda c, ehe heera c jerha v 4 chillarh yaa fuddi prosda ohdarla hi ho janda, te ajjkal raje ne apne vass ch kitta c ehnu eh soch k koi agli election ch chairmanni yaa block di pradhangi mil jau.
Huni baithe dove jne peg naal peg khdkaunde c
Heera: rajeyaa teri gasti ne kdo auna bc mann machlya pya aa jma
Raja: thand rkhi mantri saahab augi tusi bss aah peg chkko
Dove jne peg laa rahe c,
Raja: ohda vaise mantri saahab election aun valli aa ki sochya fer block di chon da?
Heera thoda thoda saroor ch hunda
Heera modhe te hath rkh ke: rajeya j ehda de leg piece khvaunga fer te tenu main ki kaha? Par j ehda de (phone cho raj di photo kdh da)
leg piece khvaunga fer te saddi party vallo tu hi kharha hou
Raja heere naal glass khdkaunda te hassda k ehne nu bahar doorbell vjjdi
Raja uthn lgda k heera ohnu modhe toh frh bithaunda te khrh janda 6’4” lamma poora tohar valla bnda c heera kharh ke darwaze cho dekhda agge raj te jaggu khde hunde aa,
Heere de v 4 k peg lgge c suroor ch c raj nu dekh machhar janda te kol aa ke khich ke jaffi paunda te bund te hath fer ke andar tor laenda
Jaggu khda besharm jeha hoya ehdar ohder jhaakda k andro raje nu ture aunde nu dekhda
Raja ture jnde jaggu nu rokda
Raja: ohh kharh jaa jaggu ethe e rahi, asi bd ch chandigarh nu nikalna c tu lae jyi mummy nu etho hi
Jaggu: par 22 ji?
Raja: yaar fer ohi galla, tu ander behna beh jaa thoda k time lggna aa par saari raat nhi tu rukk ke udeek krlaa
Jaggu aukha jeha haan ch sir hilaunda
Ohder heere ne raj di baanh frhi ander lae aandi c, raj nu heere de muh cho smell aundi c sharaab di
Raj: hayye mla sahab ajj kite lakk naa hilaa dyo majaajan da
Heera raj di bund da rugg bhar ke poore hawas ch
Heera: majaajan da ajj lakk chdd sara shareer hilauna aa dss peg layengi??
Raj dove hath naal heere nu jaffi paundi: mla sahab tuhadda te ditta zehar v manzur aa jatti nu dvo te sahi
Heera dekhda k salli eh v aggyo garam hi aa salli te daru da peg bnaunda
Ohder bahar motorcycle te betha jaggu kde ehdar dekhda kde ohder ghadi vall dekhda apni te kde gate vall aje msa 2 min hi hoye c
Ander heera peg bna ke dinda raj nu te raj ikko saahe sara peg nakk bnd krke khich jandi
Heera dekhda khada khada te raje vall akh milaa ke hassda
Heera: rajeya eh purja te bahla kaim lbhya tu
Raja v muchhan nu vatt dinda te raj de sir te hath ferda te hassda: MLA saahb eh te meri top di jhotti aa
Raj v hassdi thoda k saroor ohnu v hoya c
Te raja peg bnaun lgda ikk heere da te ikk apna, te peg bnaun lgda
Ohder heera v sofe te beh janda te apna naala khol chitte kurhte pajame nu thalle krke lunn kdh da
Raj naal hi sofe te bethi dekhdi heere de lunn vall
8.5” da motta lamma lunn jma danny d vrga sandh c heere da raj dekhdi reh jandi, kde heere de lunn vall dekhdi kde raje vall
Heera raj di takkni dekhda: salliye ehde vall kyu dekhdi? Ehne nhi bchaun auna tenu
Raja te heera uchi uchi hassan lgde k raj sharmindi jehi hoyi heere de modhe te thappad maardi
Raj: MLA sahab ehe te cheerda jau meri pehla dssde thoda tyaari krke aundi main v
Heera: naa hun ehdi ki tyaari krni tu?
Raj purse kdh di te vicho condom kholdi
Raj: ehe size nhi auna tuhadde , jinna k motta tusi chkki firde aa thonu te kalleya valla nirodh lggna aa
Raja: lae sohniye, MLA saahab bina nirodh toh kr lauge?
Raj: naa baba naa main nhi rokdi kuch hor krn nu, par j mere ander jauga kuch te nirodh paa ke hi jau ehda nhi krdi main
Raja: mantri sahab tusi apne driver nu bhej do fer lae aauga
Heera: oh ho rajeya ehda de kamm da nhi dssda hunda ohnu main, afla bhabhi teri nu sabb gallan dssda fer ghare kalesh bc
Raj
hh ho hun?
Raja khada hunda te baanh toh frh raj nu heere de goddeya ch bithaunda
Raja: ohh ho diye lgdiye ajj j laen aye aa ehe te le k hi jauge tu naa khair mna bahli hahaha
Heera: hahaha, chal raje tu kr koi jugaad, te raj de sir te hath fer ke hassda te ishaara krda chussan da
Raj holi holi muh khol choope maaran lgdi heere de hauli hauli
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Heera ikk hath ch peg fdi dujje hath ch raj de vaalan ch hath ferda, raj jo k sigi hi handdi hoyi gasti thukk thukk ke choope maaran lggi c hauli haulli speed bnaundi pyi c
Raj: SLURRP SLURRRP SSLURRRPPP , maantri sahabb aahhh eh kiddaaa lgdaaa?
Heera akhan utte nu kr swaad ch sir te hath ferda
Heera: hayyyeee saliyeeee kya choopeee laundii tuuu ufffff
Raj: slurrrp slurrppp slurrpppo agghhhh
Utte toppe te jeebh ferdi te thalle tatteya nu dove hatha naal plosdii raj heere diya akhan ch akhan paundi choope maardi c
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Ehdar jithe raj heere nu jannat di sair kraundi c ohder raja bahar janda gate vall te bethe jaggu nu dekh k awaz launda
Raja: oyye jaggu ehdar aa,
Jaggu: hanji 22g ki hoya?
Raja: aah agle chowk ch medical di dukaan aa otho condom lyayi
Jaggu gusse ch dekhda raje vall
Raja: jaggu menu akha dkhaunga tu hun?
Jaggu neewi jehi paa laenda
Raja modhe te hath rkhda
Raja: me ehe tenu zaleel krn nu thodi krda pya jaggu, gall nu smjh
Jaggu: par 22 ji eh hor ki aa fer?tuhade kol kerha eh sab houga nhi?
Raja: dekh tenu v pta jd ehda da program hove te gasti, mtlb teri mummy ne lyauna hunda ehe sab
Jaggu chupp rehnda
Raja: hun mantri sahab da motta bahla aa, nirodh paat jana c j paunde oh apne lunn te
Jaggu diya akha ch paani jeha aunda apni lachaari te par raja modhe te hath ferda
Raja: dekh bugge, main mannda tere lyi eh sunnana thoda aukha aa, par j ajj mantri sahab khush ho gye, block diya elections ch mainu ticket milni aa, tenu v youth da pardhaan bnva dau main
Jaggu eh gall sunn saah jeha lae k dukaan te janda otho condom da kehnda te agge baitha bnda hassda
Store worker: 22 ji jerha size lae k jaa rahe ho tusi, painkiller v lae hi jao naal bd ch madam kollo turya naa jaave hor
Jaggu kacha jeha ho nirodh jebh ch paa ke bullet di kick maar ke pahunchda kothi vaapis
Ohder ander raj zor zor di sangh tkk laendi pyi c heere da lunn
Heera kde peg da sip laenda kde sir te hath ferda
Raj: GLURRKK GLURKK GLURKKKK GLURKKKK AGGHHH Hayyyeee heereyaaaaa
Heera: uffffff bccc kyaa gasti aa tuuuu
Raj: GLURKRK GLURKKK GLURKRKKK Gastii naa kaho jaan kahoooo ummmm
Heera: hayyyeee jaanemannnn ufffff
Te poora sir te zor paunda raj de khich ke, raj jerhi msa adha hi lae paa rahi c heere de zor krke dhur tkk lae laendi lunn,
Heera raj da nakk apne lunn de vaalan naal lva ke hi hattda
Raja peg bnaunda hunda side te khada k ehne nu jaggu de paera di awaz sunndi tinna nu , raj nu eh nhi c pta k jaggu aa, par raja te heera dove dekhde jaggu vall te jaggu v kamre da darwaza kholda te dekhda ohdi maa goddeya bhaar baithi heere da lunn poora sangh ch lae k bethi c te heera poore zor naal dhur tkk dhkk ke baitha c
Raja: aa gya jaggu? Mantri sahab yaa apni mummy nu fda de
Heera sir te bhaar payi raj de hairaani naal sunnda
Heera: sallya ehe teri maa aa??
Jaggu namoshi jehi ch han ch sir hilaunda
Te heera ehe sunn naal e maal shutaun lgda, dove hathan naal sir frh ke,
Maal diya dhaaran sidha raj de sangh ch nikaldiya, pakad thodi dhilli krda heera tan raj v dhakka maar ke parre hundi heere di pakad cho, par lunn muh cho bahar kdh di kdh di de heere de maal diya 2-3 pichkaariya muh te vjjdiya
Raj gusse ch raje vall dekhdi jerha hassda pya c besharma vangu te heera te adha k besudh hoya sofe te betha c maze ch, rah uth ke jaggu de hath cho nirodh frh di gusse ch te daantdi
Raj: jaa hun bahar jaa
Heera tichar krda: sohniye ehnu v dekh laen de apni maa chud di
Jaggu nu gussa chrhda te naal e raja vich aan ke rokda
Raja: jaa jaggu bahar jaa bc mainu hi awaz maar laenda sallya
Raj gusse ch apne vallan nu set krdi dekhdi jaggu vall ture jande nu te raje nu
Raj: veerji tuhanu keha c naa k jaggu nu ngi lyauna c, te utto tusi hi ajj ehda kr taa
Raja: sorry bhabhiye, ehda nhi c chahunda main
Heera raj di baanh frhda
Heera: jaaneman, fer ki hoya, putt tere nu party ch koi role de dau gussa kahnu krdi tu?
Raj: hain? Sachi?
Heera: haan pr ajj te pehli vaar aa apni, thoda k time kdh pehla mere naal fer krde aa eh v hall,
Raj diya akhan ch chamak aa jandi ehe sunn ke te jaffi paa ke kiss krn lgdi te heera muh piche krda te ishara krda nachan nu
Raja naal e tv te bagge safri de gaane vjaa dinda
Heera: jaaneman nach ke dikhaa hun thoda k thumkaa laa ke sara maal kdh ke lunn cho hun ehe lunn sutta pya aa ehnu khada kr dovara
Raj nakhre naal khadi hundi te sir te chunni lae ke nachan lgdi hauli hauli,
Hillde lakk te kde raja choondi vdh dve kde heera, tinno jne thode thode saroor ch swaad laende maze lae rahe c k heera daru di bottle khol ke raj de sir te paa dinda
Raj nu chahe chudvaun ch te paise laen ch maza aunda pya c par ajj ehda kise orchestra valli vangu pehli vaar nachdi pyi c
Raj nu ajib lgda c thoda par oh nachi jaa rahi c , heera ehne nu bed da gadda thalle suttda zameen te , te jebh cho paise kdh da 1000-1000 rupaiye di ikk gaddi te nachdi hoyi raj de sir te note vaaran lgda ikk ikk krke, raj hairaan hoyi zor zor di thumke laundi, raja chunni khichda raj di te parre sutt dinda, te heera pichyo jaffi paa ke raj di salwar da naala kholda ikko jhatke, raj bina kise rok tok de nachi jandi, heere de naala khullan di der hi c k salwar paera ch jaa diggdi, raja thallyo paera cho salwar kdh pare suttda te heera kamiz da palla chukk kann ch
Heera: gastiye nachan hi lgg gyi te ghundd kahda?
Raj v sangdi sangdi bahan utte krdi te heera bahan cho kamiz kdh parre krda,
Gulaabi kachhi te bra payi khdi raj ajj jma lisa ann vrgi lgdi c
Heera ehna kaim shareer dekh control naa kr punda te piche khda raj di bra kholln lgda k khulldi naa te ikko jhtke ch bra torh ke baaki kapdeya de dher te jaa suttda
Raj: hayyee mantri sahab eh ki kri jande tusi?
Heera: ajj roki naa gastiye, nhi teri khair nhi
Raj: hayye main kahnu rokna thonu
Heera thalle paira ch nottan de dher te raj nu back te lamma paa ke aap lattan khol ke utte aunda ,
Raj lattan kholli lammi pyi c, raja kol aa k konneya toh frh kachi laah ke paera cho poori nangi kr laenda te heera apna motta sandh raj di fuddi de bulla te ferda te hassda
Heera: dss gastiye paava tere?
Raj dekhdi lunn vall: naa naa mantri sahab ehda nhi, te side te pye condom de dabbe cho condom kdh toppe te chaarhdi t
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e hassdi: hun aun do majaajn diya cheeka kdha doo bsss
Raj toppe te thoda k thikk laundi apna te malldi, heera daru naal dakkya poora bhaar paa ke ghassa maarda raj de zor naal,
picture uploading websites
raj de saah ch saah naa rallda te aukhi ho ke heere di chaati te hath rkh rokn di koshish krdi te heera v hawas ch anna hoya baanh sir de side te krke poore zor naal ghassa launda ikk, raj chahe handi hoyi rann c vann suvanne laen valli par heere de lunn agge ohdi ikk naa chaldi te passe maardi ehdar ohder
hundi aggyo heera v hassda
Heera: kyu majaajne? Ehne joggi hi c?
Raj diya akhan cho paani aunda
Raj: hayyee zalma haulli kr laa haraamdyaaa
Heera eh sunn ke kann te chaped maarda zor di gusse ch
Heera: HARAAM DA KEHNU KEHAAA GASTIYEEE??
Raja raj vall dekhda heere vall v
Raja: 22 ji?
Heera: chup kr bhenvhod es gasti nu puchda main? Kehnu keha salliye gastiyeee???
Raj diya akhan cho paani aun lgda
Raj: sorry mainu naaf krdooo
Heera: SORRY DI LGDI TENU MAIN DSSDA HUN
CHATAAKKK CHATAAAK CHATAAAK
bilkul zaalima vangu zor zor di 3-4 thappad jarh da raj de, raj da muh laal ho janda thappad khaa ke thoda k bulla cho v khoon aun lgda te ghasse maarda zor zor di
Raja thoda k rokn di koshish krda : 22 ji ehne os dhang naal nhi c keha jaan do tusi
Raj adhi k behosh hoyi vchaari thappad khaa khaa ke
Heere da v ehne nu gussa thanda hunda thoda tn oho v ghase launda launda e peg khichda raje de hath cho frh ke
Te utte aa ke raj de bulla ch bull paa ke rail bannan lgda
Raja: 22ji gasti aa ehe, ehe te ehda diya galla krdiya rehndiya tusi swaad lao ehne v os tareeke naal nhi c keha
Thoda k heera v smjhda k ohne galt krta thoda raj naal, raj de utte uthda te hanjhu poonjhda ghasse naarda maarda: sohniyee eh lafaz naa vrti agge toh kde , jaaneman bnau tenu avdi main par eh akhar soch ke bss theek aa?
Raj hauke bhardi bhardi bss han ch sir hilaundi te ghasse sehndi , te heera v hun mood khrab hoye te ehda hi shutaa dinda cheti te kapde chukk ke punda hauli hauli te jebh cho notta di ikk hor gaddi chukk k raj de side te suttda te dive raja te heera bahar khdi gaddi ch beh ke chandigarh nu nikal jande,
Ohna de bahar jaan te hauli hauli jaggu v ander aunda, dekhda ohdi maa notta ch ghiri nangi hi note ginndi pyi c, muh cho niklda khoon, te sare shareer te pye nishaan te muh v khoon naal librhya te chappeda de nishaan dekhda maa ohdi kise bazaru randi vangu bethi c nangi hi , side te nigaah maarda te dekhda mantri de maal naal bharya oh nirodh jerha ohne lyaanda c aap hi
Jaggu de phone di vibration naal ohda dhyan hattda te dekhda k raje da phone aa
Jaggu kmbde hatha naal phone chkkda
Jaggu: hello 22 ji?
Raja: oh yaar ikk kamm kr dyi janda janda
Jaggu: ki?
Raja: oh nirodh mantri sahab shayad gadhe te hi sutt gye aa, thoda k oho sutt dyi te kamra saaf kr dyi janda janda
Jaggu: par 22 ji?
Raja: yaar hun zidd naa kri mantri sahab di gharwali ne location dekhi mantri sahab di kothi ch tan krke oh j aa gyi te saaf hona chahida
Picheyo jaggu nu heere de hassn di awaz aundi
Heera: bda bhenchod aa putt kollo safayi kraunda pya hahahaa
Raja: kr dyi hun
Te naal e phone kattda raja
Jaggu khada kde nirodh vall dekhda kde maa vall, sari body te nishaan pye vchaari de
Jaggu hauli jehe apni maa de khillre hoye kapdya kol pye heere de maal naal bhare condom nu chukkda te bathroom ch jaa k flush kr dinda
Jdo nu oh vaapas aunda oh dekhda ohdi maa ne salwar paa lyi c te bra di hook laun di koshish krdi c
Raj ikk second lyi jaggu vall dekhdi par fer rukk jandi te keh e dindi
Raj: putt aa dekhi pichyo lgdi nhi pyi bra
Jaggu gusse ch dekhda
Jaggu: MUMMYYY??
Raj: hun j nachn e lggi te ghundd kahda huh, dekh menu dikhda nhi pya
Jaggu: (dekhda ) tutti hoyi aa
Raj ohhh theek aa ,
Te dove jne rall ke sare kamre nu set krke baharo jindra maar bullet te beh k ghar nu tur pende
Jaggu naa chahunde hoye v adh k ch hi bol paenda
Jaggu: mummy hun ajj main lae aaya tuhanu ethe, agge toh nhi krna main ehe
Raj: putt , mera kerha dil krda aa tenu ehda bulaa k maa da jigra aa, ki krdi main v othe situation hi ehda di bni
Jaggu: mummy hun tusi v ehe kamm chddo main nhi kra skda eh sab hor tuhadde toh, nikki da te mera agge vyah krna aa loki ki kehnge?
Raj: motorcycle rok hune
Jaggu ikk dum break launda te raj thalle uttardi te jaggu de muh te chaped maardi te kann patt ke gusse ch dekhdi
Raj: tenu ki lgda, main ethe koi maze laen aundi aa?
Jaggu neewi payi khda hunda
Raj: aah bullet aa tera phone ehde paise koi hawa cho nhi aunde , jaa tah ghar di jimmewari chukk laa, kal hi chdd dau ehe sara kuch
Jaggu chupp rehnda
Raj gusse ch
Raj: kde tere nakhre nhi maan, kde nikki de , mummy mainu suit le do, mummy menu phone lae do, 1.5 killa zameen da chdd ke gya peo tera ohde cho ehe bullet niklne c bhla?
Jaggu: bss mummy yaar sorry
Raj: naa tusi dova ne menu gasti smjhya aa khare mainu koi swaad aunda aa ehde cho
Jaggu: mummy mera oh mtlb nhi c
Raj: dekh jaggu j tan tu nhi chukk skda jimmevari te chdd de eh kehna, nalle aggge tera te nikki da viah krna aa, ohde kyi 4 chhillarh jorhne nhi bhla?
Jaggu: haan mummy main smjh gya
Raj kol aundi te vaalan ch hath ferdi: dekh jaggu eh ijjat vgerah ne roti nhi deni putt, smaaj ne tere peo de marn te do dakkre nhi torh ke ditte teri maa nu, ajj jo kuch v haiga ghare meri ehde budaulat aa , (mummeya te thappd maardi kehndi)
Raj: te nalle eh foki ijjat da dkhaava naa kr, eh ijjat teri loka de lunna te tapdi firdi aa
Jaggu: mummyyy…
Raj: ki mummy? Jhooth aa ehe? Foki ijat nu rona te royi jaa tu, ajj raje bhaaji ne jehde naal milvaaya bahut kamm da bnda c, mantri sahab c agle 1.5lakh de gye ehne k da hi, besharam ho ke kamm kdhvauna te kdhvaa lae ehna kollo
Jaggu: mtlb?
Raj : dekh putt tenu jhooth nhi kehndi sab sach aa, agla ajj mainu kehnda c k condom apne putt toh pva mere ,
Jaggu: hainn??
Raj: haan kehnda c , main mna krta, te sochya ohdo k kde nhi milna ehnu , par fer ehne aa notta di gaddi chkk ke maari mere vall , hun tu aap dss, ikk kamre ch jo v hunda othe e reh jaana aa agle nu appa khush krange te agla hor dau paise
Jaggu: mtlb??
Raj: mtlb ehi k ajj ehne ehda keha, agli vaar kahu k extra laggange, tu paa k chal jayi, eh besharm bnega te ohni cheti main v es kamm cho bahar nikklungi
Jaggu: mtlb main agli vaar ehde condom paava? Mummy??
Raj: dekh putt 2 second di gal aa, agle ne ehde hi 50 hazaar vdh de dene aa
Jaggu: hain?
Raj: haan pehla gall kra ke rkhungi naa
Jaggu: yaar par main nhi chahunda
Raj: apni maa nu ajj chudvaun lae k gya tu, nirodh v lya ke ditte, hun hor bn jaa thoda k besharam ki frk aa
Jaggu aukhi jehi haan krke dovara maa nu bitha ke ghar nu torda bullet
Oder dujje passe raja phone krda jaggu nu
Raja: kidda jaggu ki haal aa?
Jaggu raje di awaz sunn ke naal hi sidha ho ke beh janda
Jaggu: hanji 22 ji vdiya aa main tusi dsso
Raja: asi v vdiya aa bahutt bss ikk kamm c tere toh
Jaggu: hukam kro 22 ji ki gal ho gyi?
Raja: oh naa ajj mantri sahab aye c apni kothi shehar
Jaggu: hanji ?
Raja: hanji ki fer jaggu apne mummy nu lae aa ehdar mantri sahab milna chahunde aa
Pichyo jidda bhri mehfil ch haasa shuttda ohda di awaz aundi jaggu nu te oh ron haaka jeha ho janda
Jaggu: par 22 ji main kidda?…..
Raja: kidda kudda mainu nhi pta hun jaggu, bullet tenu lae k ditta hoya aa ohnu chlaa ke lae aa, teri maa nu phone kr e ditta aa asi ohne ready ho jana adhe k ghnte nu
Naal e jaggu nu bathroom da shower challan di awaz aundi k ohdi maa nahaun gyi aa
Jaggu: theek aa 22 ji
Dhilli jehi awaz ch keh ke uthda te tyaar hon lgda
Oder raje di kothi ch bethe c raja purana mla te 2 gumnen ohde
Asal ch eh c harveer singh urf heera umar 40 saal te lunn 8.5 inch da gora chitta
pichli election ch ilaake ch mla di election jittya c, peo da naam bahut c puraane time te , te hun valli election ch haare c taaza taaza te sarkar toh v bahar c, jithe peo da naam lok bhalayi de kamma krke bnya c putt nu lokki bss teewibaaz te sharaabi hon krke e jaande c, ilaake di sab toh sohni toh sohni rann fsa ke chodna bss ehda shaunk c te aksar hi ehe raje di kothi aunda janda c , ikk to ikk top di gasti chodvaun de bdle raja apne sare puthe sidhe kamm kdhvaunda c ehde kollo.
Jithe lakha te ohda peo heere de peo di izzat krde c te ohnu salaah den te oh gall v sunnda c, ehe heera c jerha v 4 chillarh yaa fuddi prosda ohdarla hi ho janda, te ajjkal raje ne apne vass ch kitta c ehnu eh soch k koi agli election ch chairmanni yaa block di pradhangi mil jau.
Huni baithe dove jne peg naal peg khdkaunde c
Heera: rajeyaa teri gasti ne kdo auna bc mann machlya pya aa jma
Raja: thand rkhi mantri saahab augi tusi bss aah peg chkko
Dove jne peg laa rahe c,
Raja: ohda vaise mantri saahab election aun valli aa ki sochya fer block di chon da?
Heera thoda thoda saroor ch hunda
Heera modhe te hath rkh ke: rajeya j ehda de leg piece khvaunga fer te tenu main ki kaha? Par j ehda de (phone cho raj di photo kdh da)
leg piece khvaunga fer te saddi party vallo tu hi kharha hou
Raja heere naal glass khdkaunda te hassda k ehne nu bahar doorbell vjjdi
Raja uthn lgda k heera ohnu modhe toh frh bithaunda te khrh janda 6’4” lamma poora tohar valla bnda c heera kharh ke darwaze cho dekhda agge raj te jaggu khde hunde aa,
Heere de v 4 k peg lgge c suroor ch c raj nu dekh machhar janda te kol aa ke khich ke jaffi paunda te bund te hath fer ke andar tor laenda
Jaggu khda besharm jeha hoya ehdar ohder jhaakda k andro raje nu ture aunde nu dekhda
Raja ture jnde jaggu nu rokda
Raja: ohh kharh jaa jaggu ethe e rahi, asi bd ch chandigarh nu nikalna c tu lae jyi mummy nu etho hi
Jaggu: par 22 ji?
Raja: yaar fer ohi galla, tu ander behna beh jaa thoda k time lggna aa par saari raat nhi tu rukk ke udeek krlaa
Jaggu aukha jeha haan ch sir hilaunda
Ohder heere ne raj di baanh frhi ander lae aandi c, raj nu heere de muh cho smell aundi c sharaab di
Raj: hayye mla sahab ajj kite lakk naa hilaa dyo majaajan da
Heera raj di bund da rugg bhar ke poore hawas ch
Heera: majaajan da ajj lakk chdd sara shareer hilauna aa dss peg layengi??
Raj dove hath naal heere nu jaffi paundi: mla sahab tuhadda te ditta zehar v manzur aa jatti nu dvo te sahi
Heera dekhda k salli eh v aggyo garam hi aa salli te daru da peg bnaunda
Ohder bahar motorcycle te betha jaggu kde ehdar dekhda kde ohder ghadi vall dekhda apni te kde gate vall aje msa 2 min hi hoye c
Ander heera peg bna ke dinda raj nu te raj ikko saahe sara peg nakk bnd krke khich jandi
Heera dekhda khada khada te raje vall akh milaa ke hassda
Heera: rajeya eh purja te bahla kaim lbhya tu
Raja v muchhan nu vatt dinda te raj de sir te hath ferda te hassda: MLA saahb eh te meri top di jhotti aa
Raj v hassdi thoda k saroor ohnu v hoya c
Te raja peg bnaun lgda ikk heere da te ikk apna, te peg bnaun lgda
Ohder heera v sofe te beh janda te apna naala khol chitte kurhte pajame nu thalle krke lunn kdh da
Raj naal hi sofe te bethi dekhdi heere de lunn vall
8.5” da motta lamma lunn jma danny d vrga sandh c heere da raj dekhdi reh jandi, kde heere de lunn vall dekhdi kde raje vall
Heera raj di takkni dekhda: salliye ehde vall kyu dekhdi? Ehne nhi bchaun auna tenu
Raja te heera uchi uchi hassan lgde k raj sharmindi jehi hoyi heere de modhe te thappad maardi
Raj: MLA sahab ehe te cheerda jau meri pehla dssde thoda tyaari krke aundi main v
Heera: naa hun ehdi ki tyaari krni tu?
Raj purse kdh di te vicho condom kholdi
Raj: ehe size nhi auna tuhadde , jinna k motta tusi chkki firde aa thonu te kalleya valla nirodh lggna aa
Raja: lae sohniye, MLA saahab bina nirodh toh kr lauge?
Raj: naa baba naa main nhi rokdi kuch hor krn nu, par j mere ander jauga kuch te nirodh paa ke hi jau ehda nhi krdi main
Raja: mantri sahab tusi apne driver nu bhej do fer lae aauga
Heera: oh ho rajeya ehda de kamm da nhi dssda hunda ohnu main, afla bhabhi teri nu sabb gallan dssda fer ghare kalesh bc
Raj
hh ho hun?Raja khada hunda te baanh toh frh raj nu heere de goddeya ch bithaunda
Raja: ohh ho diye lgdiye ajj j laen aye aa ehe te le k hi jauge tu naa khair mna bahli hahaha
Heera: hahaha, chal raje tu kr koi jugaad, te raj de sir te hath fer ke hassda te ishaara krda chussan da
Raj holi holi muh khol choope maaran lgdi heere de hauli hauli
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Heera ikk hath ch peg fdi dujje hath ch raj de vaalan ch hath ferda, raj jo k sigi hi handdi hoyi gasti thukk thukk ke choope maaran lggi c hauli haulli speed bnaundi pyi c
Raj: SLURRP SLURRRP SSLURRRPPP , maantri sahabb aahhh eh kiddaaa lgdaaa?
Heera akhan utte nu kr swaad ch sir te hath ferda
Heera: hayyyeee saliyeeee kya choopeee laundii tuuu ufffff
Raj: slurrrp slurrppp slurrpppo agghhhh
Utte toppe te jeebh ferdi te thalle tatteya nu dove hatha naal plosdii raj heere diya akhan ch akhan paundi choope maardi c
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Ehdar jithe raj heere nu jannat di sair kraundi c ohder raja bahar janda gate vall te bethe jaggu nu dekh k awaz launda
Raja: oyye jaggu ehdar aa,
Jaggu: hanji 22g ki hoya?
Raja: aah agle chowk ch medical di dukaan aa otho condom lyayi
Jaggu gusse ch dekhda raje vall
Raja: jaggu menu akha dkhaunga tu hun?
Jaggu neewi jehi paa laenda
Raja modhe te hath rkhda
Raja: me ehe tenu zaleel krn nu thodi krda pya jaggu, gall nu smjh
Jaggu: par 22 ji eh hor ki aa fer?tuhade kol kerha eh sab houga nhi?
Raja: dekh tenu v pta jd ehda da program hove te gasti, mtlb teri mummy ne lyauna hunda ehe sab
Jaggu chupp rehnda
Raja: hun mantri sahab da motta bahla aa, nirodh paat jana c j paunde oh apne lunn te
Jaggu diya akha ch paani jeha aunda apni lachaari te par raja modhe te hath ferda
Raja: dekh bugge, main mannda tere lyi eh sunnana thoda aukha aa, par j ajj mantri sahab khush ho gye, block diya elections ch mainu ticket milni aa, tenu v youth da pardhaan bnva dau main
Jaggu eh gall sunn saah jeha lae k dukaan te janda otho condom da kehnda te agge baitha bnda hassda
Store worker: 22 ji jerha size lae k jaa rahe ho tusi, painkiller v lae hi jao naal bd ch madam kollo turya naa jaave hor
Jaggu kacha jeha ho nirodh jebh ch paa ke bullet di kick maar ke pahunchda kothi vaapis
Ohder ander raj zor zor di sangh tkk laendi pyi c heere da lunn
Heera kde peg da sip laenda kde sir te hath ferda
Raj: GLURRKK GLURKK GLURKKKK GLURKKKK AGGHHH Hayyyeee heereyaaaaa
Heera: uffffff bccc kyaa gasti aa tuuuu
Raj: GLURKRK GLURKKK GLURKRKKK Gastii naa kaho jaan kahoooo ummmm
Heera: hayyyeee jaanemannnn ufffff
Te poora sir te zor paunda raj de khich ke, raj jerhi msa adha hi lae paa rahi c heere de zor krke dhur tkk lae laendi lunn,
Heera raj da nakk apne lunn de vaalan naal lva ke hi hattda
Raja peg bnaunda hunda side te khada k ehne nu jaggu de paera di awaz sunndi tinna nu , raj nu eh nhi c pta k jaggu aa, par raja te heera dove dekhde jaggu vall te jaggu v kamre da darwaza kholda te dekhda ohdi maa goddeya bhaar baithi heere da lunn poora sangh ch lae k bethi c te heera poore zor naal dhur tkk dhkk ke baitha c
Raja: aa gya jaggu? Mantri sahab yaa apni mummy nu fda de
Heera sir te bhaar payi raj de hairaani naal sunnda
Heera: sallya ehe teri maa aa??
Jaggu namoshi jehi ch han ch sir hilaunda
Te heera ehe sunn naal e maal shutaun lgda, dove hathan naal sir frh ke,
Maal diya dhaaran sidha raj de sangh ch nikaldiya, pakad thodi dhilli krda heera tan raj v dhakka maar ke parre hundi heere di pakad cho, par lunn muh cho bahar kdh di kdh di de heere de maal diya 2-3 pichkaariya muh te vjjdiya
Raj gusse ch raje vall dekhdi jerha hassda pya c besharma vangu te heera te adha k besudh hoya sofe te betha c maze ch, rah uth ke jaggu de hath cho nirodh frh di gusse ch te daantdi
Raj: jaa hun bahar jaa
Heera tichar krda: sohniye ehnu v dekh laen de apni maa chud di
Jaggu nu gussa chrhda te naal e raja vich aan ke rokda
Raja: jaa jaggu bahar jaa bc mainu hi awaz maar laenda sallya
Raj gusse ch apne vallan nu set krdi dekhdi jaggu vall ture jande nu te raje nu
Raj: veerji tuhanu keha c naa k jaggu nu ngi lyauna c, te utto tusi hi ajj ehda kr taa
Raja: sorry bhabhiye, ehda nhi c chahunda main
Heera raj di baanh frhda
Heera: jaaneman, fer ki hoya, putt tere nu party ch koi role de dau gussa kahnu krdi tu?
Raj: hain? Sachi?
Heera: haan pr ajj te pehli vaar aa apni, thoda k time kdh pehla mere naal fer krde aa eh v hall,
Raj diya akhan ch chamak aa jandi ehe sunn ke te jaffi paa ke kiss krn lgdi te heera muh piche krda te ishara krda nachan nu
Raja naal e tv te bagge safri de gaane vjaa dinda
Heera: jaaneman nach ke dikhaa hun thoda k thumkaa laa ke sara maal kdh ke lunn cho hun ehe lunn sutta pya aa ehnu khada kr dovara
Raj nakhre naal khadi hundi te sir te chunni lae ke nachan lgdi hauli hauli,
Hillde lakk te kde raja choondi vdh dve kde heera, tinno jne thode thode saroor ch swaad laende maze lae rahe c k heera daru di bottle khol ke raj de sir te paa dinda
Raj nu chahe chudvaun ch te paise laen ch maza aunda pya c par ajj ehda kise orchestra valli vangu pehli vaar nachdi pyi c
Raj nu ajib lgda c thoda par oh nachi jaa rahi c , heera ehne nu bed da gadda thalle suttda zameen te , te jebh cho paise kdh da 1000-1000 rupaiye di ikk gaddi te nachdi hoyi raj de sir te note vaaran lgda ikk ikk krke, raj hairaan hoyi zor zor di thumke laundi, raja chunni khichda raj di te parre sutt dinda, te heera pichyo jaffi paa ke raj di salwar da naala kholda ikko jhatke, raj bina kise rok tok de nachi jandi, heere de naala khullan di der hi c k salwar paera ch jaa diggdi, raja thallyo paera cho salwar kdh pare suttda te heera kamiz da palla chukk kann ch
Heera: gastiye nachan hi lgg gyi te ghundd kahda?
Raj v sangdi sangdi bahan utte krdi te heera bahan cho kamiz kdh parre krda,
Gulaabi kachhi te bra payi khdi raj ajj jma lisa ann vrgi lgdi c
Heera ehna kaim shareer dekh control naa kr punda te piche khda raj di bra kholln lgda k khulldi naa te ikko jhtke ch bra torh ke baaki kapdeya de dher te jaa suttda
Raj: hayyee mantri sahab eh ki kri jande tusi?
Heera: ajj roki naa gastiye, nhi teri khair nhi
Raj: hayye main kahnu rokna thonu
Heera thalle paira ch nottan de dher te raj nu back te lamma paa ke aap lattan khol ke utte aunda ,
Raj lattan kholli lammi pyi c, raja kol aa k konneya toh frh kachi laah ke paera cho poori nangi kr laenda te heera apna motta sandh raj di fuddi de bulla te ferda te hassda
Heera: dss gastiye paava tere?
Raj dekhdi lunn vall: naa naa mantri sahab ehda nhi, te side te pye condom de dabbe cho condom kdh toppe te chaarhdi t
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e hassdi: hun aun do majaajn diya cheeka kdha doo bsss
Raj toppe te thoda k thikk laundi apna te malldi, heera daru naal dakkya poora bhaar paa ke ghassa maarda raj de zor naal,
picture uploading websites
raj de saah ch saah naa rallda te aukhi ho ke heere di chaati te hath rkh rokn di koshish krdi te heera v hawas ch anna hoya baanh sir de side te krke poore zor naal ghassa launda ikk, raj chahe handi hoyi rann c vann suvanne laen valli par heere de lunn agge ohdi ikk naa chaldi te passe maardi ehdar ohder
hundi aggyo heera v hassda
Heera: kyu majaajne? Ehne joggi hi c?
Raj diya akhan cho paani aunda
Raj: hayyee zalma haulli kr laa haraamdyaaa
Heera eh sunn ke kann te chaped maarda zor di gusse ch
Heera: HARAAM DA KEHNU KEHAAA GASTIYEEE??
Raja raj vall dekhda heere vall v
Raja: 22 ji?
Heera: chup kr bhenvhod es gasti nu puchda main? Kehnu keha salliye gastiyeee???
Raj diya akhan cho paani aun lgda
Raj: sorry mainu naaf krdooo
Heera: SORRY DI LGDI TENU MAIN DSSDA HUN
CHATAAKKK CHATAAAK CHATAAAK
bilkul zaalima vangu zor zor di 3-4 thappad jarh da raj de, raj da muh laal ho janda thappad khaa ke thoda k bulla cho v khoon aun lgda te ghasse maarda zor zor di
Raja thoda k rokn di koshish krda : 22 ji ehne os dhang naal nhi c keha jaan do tusi
Raj adhi k behosh hoyi vchaari thappad khaa khaa ke
Heere da v ehne nu gussa thanda hunda thoda tn oho v ghase launda launda e peg khichda raje de hath cho frh ke
Te utte aa ke raj de bulla ch bull paa ke rail bannan lgda
Raja: 22ji gasti aa ehe, ehe te ehda diya galla krdiya rehndiya tusi swaad lao ehne v os tareeke naal nhi c keha
Thoda k heera v smjhda k ohne galt krta thoda raj naal, raj de utte uthda te hanjhu poonjhda ghasse naarda maarda: sohniyee eh lafaz naa vrti agge toh kde , jaaneman bnau tenu avdi main par eh akhar soch ke bss theek aa?
Raj hauke bhardi bhardi bss han ch sir hilaundi te ghasse sehndi , te heera v hun mood khrab hoye te ehda hi shutaa dinda cheti te kapde chukk ke punda hauli hauli te jebh cho notta di ikk hor gaddi chukk k raj de side te suttda te dive raja te heera bahar khdi gaddi ch beh ke chandigarh nu nikal jande,
Ohna de bahar jaan te hauli hauli jaggu v ander aunda, dekhda ohdi maa notta ch ghiri nangi hi note ginndi pyi c, muh cho niklda khoon, te sare shareer te pye nishaan te muh v khoon naal librhya te chappeda de nishaan dekhda maa ohdi kise bazaru randi vangu bethi c nangi hi , side te nigaah maarda te dekhda mantri de maal naal bharya oh nirodh jerha ohne lyaanda c aap hi
Jaggu de phone di vibration naal ohda dhyan hattda te dekhda k raje da phone aa
Jaggu kmbde hatha naal phone chkkda
Jaggu: hello 22 ji?
Raja: oh yaar ikk kamm kr dyi janda janda
Jaggu: ki?
Raja: oh nirodh mantri sahab shayad gadhe te hi sutt gye aa, thoda k oho sutt dyi te kamra saaf kr dyi janda janda
Jaggu: par 22 ji?
Raja: yaar hun zidd naa kri mantri sahab di gharwali ne location dekhi mantri sahab di kothi ch tan krke oh j aa gyi te saaf hona chahida
Picheyo jaggu nu heere de hassn di awaz aundi
Heera: bda bhenchod aa putt kollo safayi kraunda pya hahahaa
Raja: kr dyi hun
Te naal e phone kattda raja
Jaggu khada kde nirodh vall dekhda kde maa vall, sari body te nishaan pye vchaari de
Jaggu hauli jehe apni maa de khillre hoye kapdya kol pye heere de maal naal bhare condom nu chukkda te bathroom ch jaa k flush kr dinda
Jdo nu oh vaapas aunda oh dekhda ohdi maa ne salwar paa lyi c te bra di hook laun di koshish krdi c
Raj ikk second lyi jaggu vall dekhdi par fer rukk jandi te keh e dindi
Raj: putt aa dekhi pichyo lgdi nhi pyi bra
Jaggu gusse ch dekhda
Jaggu: MUMMYYY??
Raj: hun j nachn e lggi te ghundd kahda huh, dekh menu dikhda nhi pya
Jaggu: (dekhda ) tutti hoyi aa
Raj ohhh theek aa ,
Te dove jne rall ke sare kamre nu set krke baharo jindra maar bullet te beh k ghar nu tur pende
Jaggu naa chahunde hoye v adh k ch hi bol paenda
Jaggu: mummy hun ajj main lae aaya tuhanu ethe, agge toh nhi krna main ehe
Raj: putt , mera kerha dil krda aa tenu ehda bulaa k maa da jigra aa, ki krdi main v othe situation hi ehda di bni
Jaggu: mummy hun tusi v ehe kamm chddo main nhi kra skda eh sab hor tuhadde toh, nikki da te mera agge vyah krna aa loki ki kehnge?
Raj: motorcycle rok hune
Jaggu ikk dum break launda te raj thalle uttardi te jaggu de muh te chaped maardi te kann patt ke gusse ch dekhdi
Raj: tenu ki lgda, main ethe koi maze laen aundi aa?
Jaggu neewi payi khda hunda
Raj: aah bullet aa tera phone ehde paise koi hawa cho nhi aunde , jaa tah ghar di jimmewari chukk laa, kal hi chdd dau ehe sara kuch
Jaggu chupp rehnda
Raj gusse ch
Raj: kde tere nakhre nhi maan, kde nikki de , mummy mainu suit le do, mummy menu phone lae do, 1.5 killa zameen da chdd ke gya peo tera ohde cho ehe bullet niklne c bhla?
Jaggu: bss mummy yaar sorry
Raj: naa tusi dova ne menu gasti smjhya aa khare mainu koi swaad aunda aa ehde cho
Jaggu: mummy mera oh mtlb nhi c
Raj: dekh jaggu j tan tu nhi chukk skda jimmevari te chdd de eh kehna, nalle aggge tera te nikki da viah krna aa, ohde kyi 4 chhillarh jorhne nhi bhla?
Jaggu: haan mummy main smjh gya
Raj kol aundi te vaalan ch hath ferdi: dekh jaggu eh ijjat vgerah ne roti nhi deni putt, smaaj ne tere peo de marn te do dakkre nhi torh ke ditte teri maa nu, ajj jo kuch v haiga ghare meri ehde budaulat aa , (mummeya te thappd maardi kehndi)
Raj: te nalle eh foki ijjat da dkhaava naa kr, eh ijjat teri loka de lunna te tapdi firdi aa
Jaggu: mummyyy…
Raj: ki mummy? Jhooth aa ehe? Foki ijat nu rona te royi jaa tu, ajj raje bhaaji ne jehde naal milvaaya bahut kamm da bnda c, mantri sahab c agle 1.5lakh de gye ehne k da hi, besharam ho ke kamm kdhvauna te kdhvaa lae ehna kollo
Jaggu: mtlb?
Raj : dekh putt tenu jhooth nhi kehndi sab sach aa, agla ajj mainu kehnda c k condom apne putt toh pva mere ,
Jaggu: hainn??
Raj: haan kehnda c , main mna krta, te sochya ohdo k kde nhi milna ehnu , par fer ehne aa notta di gaddi chkk ke maari mere vall , hun tu aap dss, ikk kamre ch jo v hunda othe e reh jaana aa agle nu appa khush krange te agla hor dau paise
Jaggu: mtlb??
Raj: mtlb ehi k ajj ehne ehda keha, agli vaar kahu k extra laggange, tu paa k chal jayi, eh besharm bnega te ohni cheti main v es kamm cho bahar nikklungi
Jaggu: mtlb main agli vaar ehde condom paava? Mummy??
Raj: dekh putt 2 second di gal aa, agle ne ehde hi 50 hazaar vdh de dene aa
Jaggu: hain?
Raj: haan pehla gall kra ke rkhungi naa
Jaggu: yaar par main nhi chahunda
Raj: apni maa nu ajj chudvaun lae k gya tu, nirodh v lya ke ditte, hun hor bn jaa thoda k besharam ki frk aa
Jaggu aukhi jehi haan krke dovara maa nu bitha ke ghar nu torda bullet
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