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Nimmo nu ode gharwale age samne kise kolo kra ya nimmo udro phn te gharwale nal te nal dindi.

 

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DUNIYADAARI

Ohder eh sab chalda c tan ehdar nimmo phone kholdi te msg dekhdi photoa da ose unknown number toh
Ajj 11:30 vje nehar valli motor kol aa jyo , nhi te tuhanu pta hi aa.


Nimmo khiji hundi jma harry diya ehna harkta krke, harry v harami te c chahe par sara din apni maa te chachi begaanya kollo chud di dekh apni mardaangi kite te dikhauna chahunda c te eho jehiya harkta krda pya c , nalle ohnu apni hi chachi lgdi v ptola c jma
Nimmo msg dekh ke naal hi room ch jandi harry de ch, te dekhdi oh haini ethe , poori gusse naal laal peeli hoyi oh harry de room cho nikaldi te othe turdi hoyi japji dekhdi nimmo nu tnsn ch


Japji: ki hoya nikkiye? Sab theek aa?
Nimmo: hanji didi sab theek aa kuch nhi hoya
Japji Nimmo di baanh frh ke apne kamre ch lae jandi
Japji: hun dss ki hoya? Tenu kise ne kuch keha?
Nimmo: neewi pyi naa ch sir hilaundi
Japji: nikkiye darr naa sach sach dss ki hoya?
Nimmo japji naal lipat ke ron lgdi
Japji jaffi paa ke chupp kraundi nimmo nu te haunsla dindi chal dss v hun
Nimmo chupp krke phone dikhaundi apni jethani nu jithe ohnu msg aye hunde harry de dujje phone toh
Japji: hayyee nikkiye eh kaun aa haram da? Jerha tenu blackmail krda pya
Nimmo utte dekhdi sad ho ke
Japji: dss v hun kyu sangna?
Nimmo: harry
Japji dekhdi te hass paendi
Japji: kamliye ehde ch ron di ki gal hahahhaa ohnu te main smjha dindi aa hatt jauga
Nimmo: par didi ohde kol photoa aa meriya
Japji: te fer ki hoya ? Mere kol kite vdh aa ohde te, nalle oh maarhku jehe ne ki krna
Nimmo: (neewi paundi)
Japji: kitta ehne kuch?
Nimmo : ( chupp rehndi)
Japji: sach dss hun
Nimmo: ehne mere naal dhakke naal muh ch kitta apna
Japji diya akhan gusse ch laal hundiya
Japji: ehnu main dekhdi kutte nu
Te uthan lgdi nimmo khichdi nhi didi tusi nhi
Japji de dimag diya suiyan ghummdiya , te oh haunsla dindi nimmo nu
Japji: tu bss tnsn free ho jaa nikkiye, tere es kanjar bhateeje nu soot krdi main
Nimmo: oh kiwe?
Japji: (sir plosdi nimmo da) tu ehnu keh han aungi 11:30 vje, te tu jaa , bss othe apne yaar nu bulaa lyi
Nimmo: kyu?
Japji: bss tu bula lyi,te tnsn free ho jaa baaki sab meri tnsn
Nimmo hanjhu poonjdi han ch sir hilaundi
Japji: choondi vdh di modhe te nimmo de: chal nikkiye eh te dss raata kehdiya rangeen krdi firdi c ?
Nimmo hassdi te modhe te thappad maardi japji de
Nimmo: bss kro didi tusi v naa
Japji: bss kr nhi, pehl dss kehna da munda aa jerha saddi nikki de nazare lyi janda?
Nimmo: didi photoa ch dekh lo naa
Te phone dikhaundi nimmo ,
Pics te videos scroll krn kgdi, pehli hi pic ch nimmo lunn te charhi c, gori chitti nimmo bss hanere ch kalle lunn te charhi


c, ohda motta kalla lunn lishkda c tan japji v hairaan hundi te bol paendi apne aap hi
Japji: hayyee nikkiye ehna motta?
Nimmo neewi paa ke hass dindi
Japji photo scroll krdi te dekhdi dobara te video dekhdi


Japji: ohda vaise shareer shaantwa aa jma hi loha lgda pya
Nimmo: hanji didi
Agle scene ch nimmo kandh naal lggi hoyi dekhdi jaffi paye khde munde de kalle kalle hath nimmo di gori body te firde dekhdi japji


Japji: hayye nii tu te ghtto ghatt gora lbhdi thoda k, eh te jma kalla aa
Neeru: lae didi rang naal ki frk paenda?
End te ghodi bni nimmo da lakk frh ghasse maarde munde da face dikhda japji nu te oh pause krke zoom krdi
Japji muh te hath rkhdi


Japji: hayyee hayye nikkiye eh te chotu nhi?
Nimmo sangdi hoyi neewi paa ke haan ch sir hilaa ke smile krdi
Japji nimmo vall dekhdi te hairaan hundi,
Japji: jeho jehi kokko oho jehe bache hahaha
Nimmo nu sang lgdi thodi par bura v lgda
Nimmo: nahi didi chnga aa vchaara bahut khyal krda mera oho
Japji sir te hath ferdi nimmo de
Japji: dekh nikkiye, jerhi tere pattan ch aa naa, yaa te tu ehnu vass ch kr laa nhi te ehne tenu vass ch kr laena aa
Nimmo: mtlb?
Japji: j te ehnu vart ke zindagi jeeungi te raj krungi, j nhi te ehne tenu vartna te kite eh apni budhrhi vangu budhi umre bhaiya kollo thappad khandi firna tu
Nimmo serious Ho jandi thoda k
Japji: gall kaurhi aa menu pta, par nazare lae tu koi chkkr nhi, ohda dekh ke ehda hi lgda k agla nazare dinda tenu, par naal dimag v layi apna, theek aa?
Nimmo nu gall thodi k theek lgdi te haan ch sir hilaundi

Oder dujje passe agli sver jithe jaggu te gharo nikal gya c time naal hi japji nu chukkan te paala harry neeru vall gua c, raavi vchaari dhidd thalle pillow rkh dopehar tkk sutti pyi c, te ohdi vchari maa sari sver ragad ragad ke khoon naal librhya sofa saaf krn lggi c,
Sver toh hi raj nu gussa poora chrhya pya c k oh thaan thaan jaa ke fuddi mra mra ke apna jaloos kdhva ke apne putt te dhee lyi paise ekathe krdi aa te putt tan c hi nalayak, te utto ohdi dhee raavi jehnu k apni maa raj utte sharam aundi c k oh gasti aa , aap paale nu adhi raat ghare bula ke seal turhva baithi,


Raj ehna kanjr nyanya da koi lekha nhi)
Akhan cho paani nikalda c vchari raj de
Raj : ( bhla j lbhna c te koi chajj da lbhi koi vdiya khaandan cho, eh ki lya ke majbi mathe maarya aa oh v kerha)
Raj gusse ch jandi raavi de kamre vall, hun tkk jaggu v nikal chukkya c kothi vall, te raj dekhdi raavi aje v nhi uthi c, te jaa ke darwaza kholdi te dekhdi raavi dhidd frh k ikathi jehi ho ke bethi c rondi pyi c pillow frh ke,apni mummy nu door kol dekh oh akhan poonjhdi te neewi paa laendi
Raj vchari da sara gussa taras ch bdl janda, apni dhee nu dukh ch dekh ke maa da dil te pighal e janda aa akhir,
Raj saah jeha lae ke raavi de kol aa k ohdi back sehlaundi
Raavi (rondi hoyi): sorry mumma, mainu nhi c pta k ehda houga
Raj: koi nhi putt
Raavi (hor zor di ron lgdi): mainu lggya c k oh change insaan aa, ohna ne raat mere naal dhakka v kittaa , mainu jhooth bolya ohna ne
Raj, jehnu k ehda de bndya da bahut tajurba c, raavi de vaalan ch hath fer ke ohdiya akhan ch akhan paundi
Raj: dekh dheeye hun jo v hona ho gya, appan bdl nhi skde , tenu ohde bare pta lgg gya ehi bahut aa
Raavi: mumma tusi gusse nhi aa?
Raj: naa putt, koi naa fer ki aa, jawani ch ehda diya cheeza ho hi jandiya aa
Raavi apni maa toh dardi pyi c sara time k oh gaalan kdh ke zaleel krugi ohnu, te ohne kuch keha nhi te oh v hairaan ho gyi, te ghutt ke jaffi paundi raj nu
Raavi: sorryyy mummyyyy
Raj: koi naa putt, bss tu es kutte nu chdd de , eh kanjar ghare vaarhn valla nhi aa
Raavi de dil ch aje v paale lyi jagah c par oh apni maa samne nhi c bolna chahundi
Raavi: haan mummy,
Raj vaalan te hath ferdi pyar naal
Raj: jerha dilo pyar krda hunda naa, ehda khoono khoon krke bhjj nhi janda hunda smjhi?
Raavi neewi paa ke apne mathe te hath maardi te ron lgdi, raj ohdi pith sehlaundi
Raj: dekh kudiye, menu pta tu mere kamm nu yaa mere bahar jaan nu chnga nhi smjhdi, par ehnsab majburi ch krdi main tu v jaandi aa
Raavi han ch sir hilaundi
Raj: hun me ehna sab kitta, koi maze nu te nhi, tere te jaggu lyi kitta main
Raavi dobara akhan poonjhdi han ch sir hilaundi
Raj: hun ehna kuch krke v j sir kheh pvauni eho jehe kollo te menu e zehar de de tu
Te ron lgdi raj v, raavi apni maa nu chupp kraundi te
Raavi: mummy, me nhi jandi ehna kol, ehe gande aa, ehna ne galt kitta , tusi naa rovo
Raj: j gyi vaapas ede kol te mera marri da muh dekhengi tu
Raavi chupp kr jandi
Raj: kise majbi naal tenu torn nallo main zehar e khaa lau
Te raavi chupp kraundi raj nu
Dove maa dhee eda e bethiya rehndiya thoda time, vchari raavi te paale ne koi reham nhi c kitta , vchaari langda k v nhi c tur paa rahi, ohdi maa ohnu sahara dindi te challdi c oho

Oder nimmo mauka dekh haveli jandi te dekhdi k ramu khada patthe kutarda pya c,
Ramu nimmo nu dekh lalchaa janda ikalli nu te kol aa janda machine bnd krke
Ramu: arre kaa haal baa tumra sardarni?
Ramu patthya ch poora librhya ohi ohda hi khada c te ohnu dekh ke hi nimmo nu ganda lgda te neewi payi akhdi
Nimmo: sat sri akal uncle , mai


n te vdiya aa tusi dsso
Ramu utto thalle dekhda nimmo nu te lunn masalda te dand kdh da hassda thoda
Ramu: arre hum bhi badhiya hai ekdum , tu yaha kaahe ayi ho?
Nimmo: kuch nhi uncle , bss ohda e gerha maar aava main sochya haveli
Ramu assa passa dekh ke
Ramu: aaj saasu maa nhi ayi toh tujhe bhej diya jaaneman?
Nimmo: hayye hayye ki kahi jande tusi? Tuhanu koi sang sharm haini bhora?
Ramu thoda k kol aunda nimmo de te hawas ch kehnda poora
Ramu: arre sang sharam hoti toh tumri saas ko pelte thodi?
Nimmo: pelte? Ki kahi jaan dye o tuhi?
Ramu nimmo di baanh frhda
Ramu: dekh sardarni, main bhi jaanta hu tujhe chotu chod taa hai, humse chudegi toh aur maza doonga sasuri raani bna ke rkhunga tujhe ek baar maan toh sahii ufff
Nimmo nu khij chrhdi dekh ke ramu nu te baanh chhudaun di koshish krdi par ramu vrge bhaiye di pakad agge vchari ki krdi utto ramu v jidda koi shikaari apne shikaar naal khed da hunda ove e lggya c te dekhna chahunda c nimmo nu zor laundi nu
Ramu: laga le zor jaaneman, bihari ki pakad hai yeh, hahaha
Te nimmo nu kandh naal launda
Nimmo: HAYYYEEE MUMMYYYYYY
Ehne nu awaz aundi
RUKK RAMUUU
ramu te nimmo ghum ke dekhde , amaro khdi hundi


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Amaro: chdd ehnu ramuu
Ramu: arre vaah sardarni, mujhe lga aaj toh maan hi gyi shayad sardarni chalo,
Te pakad dhilli krda , nimmo bhajj di te akhan cho hanju poonjhdi poonjhdi amaro nu akha dikha ke ghar nu tur paendi
Amaro: ramu , eh theek nhi aa, ohne jd naa kitti te naa da mtlb naa aa
Ramu: arre kutiya lund pe rkhte hum aisi naa, ek baar lund lgaaya choot ko sasuri paani chhod degi aisi randi hahahaa
Amaro: CHUPP, BILKULL CHUPP KRJAA TU HUNN, ikko gal kahi c main k dhakka nhi krna , te tu otho v nhi hattya
Ramu amaro de es attitude toh ikk second lyi te darr janda te chup chaap khad janda, te amaro nu ghar nu turi jandi nu dekhda
Nimmo hanju poonjhdi galli cho ghar nu chali jandi,
Oh ehdar oder dekh k msg te likh harry diya sariya kartootan chotu nu dssdi, chotu gusse ch laal peela hoya kehnda k ajj ohde kol jaan da plan bnaa, te othe e niberha kru main
Nimmo darr jandi es gall toh hi, k khaure chotu ne ki krna harry nu? Te ramu di gall naa dssdi chotu nu

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KANOONI KARVAYI

Eh gal ohdo di , jdo raj di fuddi maar ke heera raje nu lae k chandigarh nikal gya c.
Raja: 22 ji, tusi bhora taras te krde ehde te, vchari nu kuttan di ki lorh c?
Heera gusse ch dekhda kyunki raje nu ikk raaz nhi c pta jo heere nu lgda c k raj nu pta aa
Heera: tu apne kamm naal kamm rkh bc, gasti aa oh salli, agli vaar muh te 2 tukkre hor sitt davange sab sahi ho jau
Raja: 22 ji oh gal nhi aa naa, eh khaas maal aa mera thoda k
Heera: sallya ehnu kite gharwali te nhi bnauna tu?
Raja: oh naa naa 22 ji, eh kamm krwa dindi ehda de j kite kahiye naa nhi krdi
Heera: chal koi naa tu dss hor koi maal hai eho jeha kaim jeha?
Raja phone vall dekhda ohde te whatsapp kholda jehde ch sunanda da msg box kholda sare message seen hunde raje de


Raja: 22 ji hai te sahi aje, par oh maal aje tyaar nhi aa
Heera: mtlb ?
Raja fer sunanda naal hundi sari galbaat dssda heere nu heera dhyan naal sunnda
Heera: lae rajeya tu v fuddu e gall krti, menu dssda, tera hall te kra dau main, par dekh varhna ehde main aa pehla eh yakin dva de bss
Raja: 22 yaar tu e vaarh lyi pehla hall te dss
Te heera sari gall smjhaunda te raja hanji 22 ki keh k han ch han milaunda
Raja: 22 ji eh te gall bn hi gyi fer apni
Heera muchhan nu vatt dinda hassda,
Heera: tu mere naal aa bc, eho jehal leg piece de darshan j krau tu main koi naa thodi kru
Raja: 22 ji tusi dsso ehde bdle ki cchahida tuhanu?
Heera jhijhakda thoda k par fer end te
Heera: dekh yaar raje swaad ajj bahut aya jma sirre laa ti gall ehe raj bhabhi valli te tu, par j agle program ch kuch vkhra manga te kra dau tu?
Raja: dsso 22 ji? Hukam kro hun te bss
Heera: yaar agle ch main chahunda ohda munda jerha oh v hove kamre ch
Raja dekhda hairaani naal
Raja: 22 ji tuhanu mundya di bund maarni pasand aa?
Heera hassda uchi
Heera : hahahaha oye sallya, bund nhi maarni ohdi, ohdiya akhan samne ohdi maa chodni aa salle di bss
Raja: 22 ji ? Eh ki chaska hoya?
Heera: oye tu chaska kerha aa kidda aa ohdi maar bund, tu dss krva dau ehe?
Raja ikk sec sochda
Raja: 22 ji ho te jau, par shyd maa paise vdh mange
Heera modhe te hath rkhda,
Heera: mere hunde hoye paise di parwah naa kri sajjna bss agli vaar ehi program rkhi bc swaad laena aa bss
Te naal e dove hassde te heera call launda ikk
Heera: hello kiwe o laala ji??
Vinay (sunanda da gharwala): hello? Eh adhi raat nu kom gall krda pya?
Heera: oye laaleyaa, heera bolda aa , number check kr bhenchod
Vinay: ohh hoo, sorry sorry mantri sahab, ki gal hoyi koi hukam?
Heera: dekh 22 laala, gall eh aa, teri sanu aundi pyi aa complaint bahut
Vinay: 22 ji complaint kahdi main kerha kuch galt krda
Heera: laala ji eh fuddu tusi ohna pendu nyanya de maapeya nu bnao, sanu nhi, gall eh aa k complaint ayi aa , te agge te me roki hoyi c gall, par hun mainu nhi lgda mainu rokan di lorh aa
Vinay: 22 ji, 22 ji meri gall te suno tusi.
Heera: ekdum chupp kr jo laala ji, tuhanu option den lggya main hune
Vinay da saah sukk janda
Heera: option pehla tusi kr do dukaan bnd, te jehna de lye aa paise oh v morho
Vinay: mathe te hath marda kambda kambda : mantri sahab te dujja?
Heera: dujja te ehi aa k fer kanooni karvayi bndi jerhi hai, oho hougi
Vinay: mantri sahab ehda naa kro tusi mera ghar baar v aa
Heera: yaar laala sir naa khaa bc, mera kamm c tenu dssna tu nhi sunnana teri mrzi chnga fer
Te phone disconnect kr da
Vinay: hello hello 22 ji??
Vinay paseeno paseeni hoya beth janda k eh ki musibat aan pyi kde mathe te hath maarda kde kuch, end te oh uth k peg maar ke saun di koshish krda

Oder dujje passe amaro jdo khij ke payi ramu nu, ramu v chupp jeha kr janda te apna samaan chkk darda darda haveli toh motor te rkh laenda, ohnu darr pae gya c khaure amaro deepe nu keh ke hi naa kuch krva dve,
Amaro hauli hauli ghar nu turi aundi tan , nimmo nu vehrhe ch darri nu dekhdi te kol jandi
Amaro: kudiye menu maaf kri
Nimmo neewi payi apni sass vall naa dekhdi
Amaro: putt ramu ne jo v kitta oh meri galti c, bss tu eh gall deepe nu naa dssi
Nimmo akha ch paani bhari amaro vall dekhdi
Nimmo: te mummy main intezaar kis chiz da kra?
Amaro neewi pyi khad jandi ohnu gall naa aundi koi
Nimmo: main ehna nu nhi dssdi, par didi nu mainu dssna paena aa mummy
Te nimmo ehna keh ke tur paendi te neeru de kamre ch jaa k rondi rondi sari gal neeru nu dssdi
Neeru da paara ikkdum vdh janda par japji ohdi baanh frhdi,
Japji: didi, tusi thand rkho, ehda ikko hi hall aa hun bss gusse naal nhi dimag naal challyo
Te japji neeru akhan hi akhan ch ikk dujje nu haan kehndiya

Te deepa ehne nu tractor lae k motor toh aunda chotu nu mud guard te bithayi , chotu vall dekh ohnu v alag e suroor charhi janda c, ohnu galla galla ch pta te c hi k chotu ne fuddi maarni aa nimmo di, par 100% yakin nhi c ohnu,
Mud guard te bethe chotu nu kuch ajib nhi c lgda bss oh vaar vaar deepe vall ajj thoda akkad ke dekhda c jiwe akhan akhan ch kehnda hove k teri jnaani main paarh ti aa
Deepa tractor sidha thekke kol krke rokda te paise dinda chotu nu
Deepa: jaa ikk te bottle lae aa apni marzi di
Chotu hairaan hoya deepe vall dekhda
Chotu: humre liye bhi?
Deepa: han bc smjh nhi ayi sallya?
Chotu: theek hai sardar ji
Deepa chotu nu tractor toh uttarde velle ohde chaadre ch dekhda, ohda sutta lunn jd naa dikhda tan bda disappoint jeha hunda , chotu ohder ehe dekh ke thoda k hairaan c
Chotu daru di bottle lyaunda te tapp ke tractor te beh janda
Vaapasi te deepa tractor ghar vall di paa lenda te andro nimmo nu awaz maarda glassiya te bhujiya ikk lafaafe ch paa ke den nu, chotu sara time tractor te betha dekhda rehnda, deepa v seat te hi betha hunda,
Nimmo thoda k gusse ch hundi aa ramu valli gall te par chotu te deepe dova nu dekh oh v thoda khush hundi te kol aundi tractor de jholla hath ch frhi


Nimmo: ve chotu ehna da khyal rkhi kite zyda naa pee laen ehe
Chotu akh jehi maarda lukk ke deepe kollo te hassda modhe te hath rkh apne sardar de
Chotu: arre sardarni aise kaahe darr rahi ho, hum hai naa abhi
Deepa jaan gya c hun tkk k akh matakka poora chal reha aa dova da oh v swaad laenda
Deepa: nalle dhaaran kdh laiya aje k nhi?
Nimmo: nhi ji, aje te shaam nhi hoyi naa tan rukk k aungi
Deepa tractor di self maarda , te nimmo akh milaundi dova naal,
Deepa jithe hassda hunda ohder chotu maze ch baitha akh maar dinda nimmo nu deepe de samne e,
Dove jne tractor te bethe hauli hauli haveli nu jande hunde
Chotu: vaise sardar ji, sardarni ji bde achhe hain
Deepa chahunda te c hi k chotu khull jve ohde naal, par ehni chheti hou eh nhi c sochya ohne
Deepaignore jeha krda) haan haan theek aa , chal gate khol
Te chotu shalaang maar ke mudguard toh uttar ke gate kholda, sham da vella c, te deepe ne dipper on kitte c tractor de,
Jidda e chotu ne gate kholya te ghumya tractor di light ch chotu da adha k akkdya lunn dekhda deepa, ohdiya akhan addiya reh janda


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Deepa bhenchod salla kidda chukki firda )
Te naal e lunn maslda apna pta nhi kyu par chotu da lunn te apni gharwali nimmo nu soch ke ohde v lunn ch harkat hundi
Chotu glassiya layaunda te manje de naal fatti rkh ke bethn lgda te deepa chotu di baanh frhda
Deepa: thalle kyu behna ? Naal e beh jaa hun apna vanddya kuch
Chotu darr jeha janda ohnu smjh nhi c aundi k kite ohnu daru pilaa k jaano maaran da iraada te nhi chukki firda c deepa,
Chotu chup jeha ho k beh janda
Dove jne daru peen lgde bhujiya v naal naal,
Chotu ne kde angreji peeti nhi c ohnu chrhni kithe c desi peen valle nu par angrezi jiwe pta aa thonu k shuru ch nhi hauli hauli chrhdi aa
Dove jne peg te peg layi jande c
Chotu nu thoda k suroor hon kgda jd k deepa te tight c poora hun tkk
Chotu apne sardar de patt te hath rkh ke
Chotu: vaise sardar ji aap bahut kismat valle ho
Deepa: hainn? Oh kidda?
Chotu: arre aap ko sardarni ji jaisa biwi mila bahut khush kismat ho aap toh
Deepa muchan taarhda hassda
Deepa: kyu hun dss asi maarhe aa bc?
Chotu: arre humra voh mtlb nhi thaa hum toh keh rahe the sardarni ji bahut achhe hain
Deepa : achhi te hai oh bahutt hahaha
Chotu: sab kuch hai unke paas subhaav bhi itna achha sundar bhi
Deepa ikk sec lyi dekhda chotu vall te akhan mildiya dova diya deepa smile krda , chotu ehne ch e smjh janda k deepa kuch chahunda aa par oh fer jakk janda
Deepa v chotu de patt te thappda jeha maar ke hassda
Deepa: vaise chngi te suneeta v batheri aa
Chotu ehni gal sunnda k naal hi oh chup jeha krda te gussa chrhda ohnu
Chotu: arre raand hai kutiya, humra mazaak matt udao sardar ji
Deepa lunn te hath ferda talli hoya khull e janda poora
Deepa: naa sallya raand naal vyah kyunkraya fer?
Chotu: arre hum thodi krvaye, humre tau ne kravaya
Deepa: tau tera te aap charhda aa suneeta te sallya
Chotu: arre yeh kaa kehnrahe?
Deepa: lae tenu te jidda pta e nhi bc
Chotu gusse ch laal peela hunda ramu te betha betha k deepa phone khol ke suneeta di pics khol da, ohde ch suneeta nu koddi krke ramu ghasse maarda c


Chotu khij janda
Chotu: iss tau ko toh nhi chorh taa abb main bc
Deepa: oh thand rkh bc, tu suneeta nu e kyu nhi chdd dinda?
Chotu: arre chhorhna hai kutiya ko , bss kisi chiz ka intezaar kr rahe mauke ka
Deepa hairaan hunda: vaise hai te tu kutti chiz aa poori
Chotu: vaise aap ne bhi toh galat kiya suneeta kr saath
Deepa akkad ch: oh sallya fer ki hoya? Ehe kamm te jatta te bhaiya raniya ch chalde e rehnde aa
Pith thappad ke chupp jeha kraunda bolda
Chotu: bhehanchod, humri biwi pel kr abb aise bol rahe k kuch hua hi nhi
Deepa: naa hun sallya j aap agli aundi pyi den te main naa thodi krni c
Chotu: toh agar bura naa mano, nimmo sardarni aa jaye ese toh kya main pel du bc?
Deepe de sunn ke kann khrh jnde, ikk passe te sochda k ki kaha ehnu hun , te naal hi
Deepa: ki keha? Sunya nhi mainu
Chotu di v bund paati hundi keh ke, oh chupp kr janda
Chotu: bss kuch nhi sardar ji, hum toh nimmo sardarni kaa hi keh rahe the k kitni sundar hai voh
Te lunn maslda te akha e akha ch deepe vall dekh ke hassda
Deepa thoda k suroor ch hunda hun
Deepa modhe te hath rkhda chotu de
Deepa: aje te tnu pta nhi kinni ghaint aa , poori gori aa nimmo
Chotu: arre vahi toh soch rahe the hum bhi
Deepa hassda: sallya tu eh sab sochda aa meri vohti bare?
Chotu v dekhda k deepa suroor ch aa te hass ke keha ohne
Chotu: arre aap ne toh peli hai humri, hum toh khaali sapna hi dekh rahe the
Deepa: dekhi jaa sallya tere hath thodi auni haha
Chotu: vese sardar ji humre haath ayi agar sasura rond kr rkh dunga aisi kamsin kali uff, te lunn zor di masalda
Ehne nu nimmo hauli jehe gate khol haveli ch varh jandi
Nimmo nu ander ayi nu dekh dove jne utte muh krde
Nimmo: ve daffi jaande tusi aje tkk? Chotu tenu keha c sardar nu peen naa dvi zyda
Deepa: sohniye ajj te tu avde hatha cho pilaa mainu brrrraaahhh
Chotu nimmo vall dekhda te akh maarda
Nimmo sang ke neewi paundi
Deepa chotu di sharaarat dekh chukkya c te chup ho jnda
Deepa: dss fer sohniye, dhaaran kdhaun ayi aa?
Nimmo fer chotu vall dekhdi
Nimmo: hanji
Chotu: arre sardar ji, yeh khud bhi majh cho leti hai
Nimmo akhan kdh di chotu nu
Deepa: aho sach tu sikhdi c ehde kollo hun tkk te aagyia hou
Nimmo akhan kdh di chotu nu
Nimmo: nhi ji aje kithe
Chotu: arre bss aise hi sharmaa rahi hai yeh, inhe sab aata hai
Deepa: chal fer ajj tu hi kdh dhaaran
Nimmo : nhi nhi..
Deepa: sohniye sang naa kuch nhi hunda kr de hun
Nimmo neewi paa ke balti kdh majh vall jandi, paani da shitta maar dhaaran kdhn lgdi te majh kde edar jandi kde odar, nimmo v darr jandi , par end te beh ke dhaaran hauli hauli kdhn lgdi ,
Deepa te chotu dove manje te bethe nimmo nu gaur naal dekhde, nimmo di pith ehna vall c,
Deepa: achha fer skhaa hi ditta tu majh chona sardarni apni nu
Chotu lunn maslda hunda
Chotu: haan sardar ji, khoob sikhaa diye abb toh
Ehne nu majh tappan lgdi ikk dum hi, khaure majh nu lggya k chotu ramu nhi eh te koi hor hi aa, chotu bhajj ke agge hunda te thalle beh janda te Nimmo de piche beh ke thannan te hath rkh da nimmo de dova passya toh hath paa ke , deepa manjje te baitha eh sab dekh reha c
Chotu: arre sardarni lgta abb bhi majh nhi mil rahi tohre se
Nimmo hassdi thoda piche nu dekh ke te chotu nu tokkdi jeha thoda k
Nimmo hauli jehe) ve kuttya piche deepa dekhda pya aa
Chotu: arre sardarni chup chap bethi reh aaj nhi kuch kehne valla sardar
Te chotu apne agge baithi nimmo de lunn ghasaun lgda hauli hauli, deepe nu baithe nu sirf chotu di hi pith dikhdi hundi te ohnu poora nhi dikhda hunda par imagine oh ehi krda hunda k chotu nimmo de lunn de ghasse maarda pya
Nimmo: kuttya tu mainu jaano mrvauna piche hatt jaaa ufff
Chotu : salli chup chap baithi reh,
Te agge ho ke ghutt ke mumme frh laenda nimmo de te neck te kiss krn lgda
Nimmo: aahhh ahhhhh ehhh kinkri jandaa ahhhh
Chotu: sardarni agar kahegi toh aaj isi ke samne pel dunga tujhe
Nimmo: nhi chotu aahhhh ehh nhiii ahhh ajjee nhiii ahhhh
Deepa pichyo baitha dekhi janda te lunn masli janda hauli haauli
Chotu hauli hauli utto di ghasse maarda maarda neck kiss krda nimmo de


, te achanak agge aa ke hath paunda te salwar de vich hath paa ke fuddi nu hath paunda


Nimmo: aaahhhhh chddd menuuuu uffffffff
Eh halki jehi cheek sundi deepe nu , te dhyan naaal dekhda k chotu de hath thanna te nhi, ohdi vohti de thanna te pye hoye aa
Deepa: chotu?
Chotu nimmo dove ghabra jaande awaz sunn ke deepe di, te chotu hadbadj ch hath kdh ke salwar cho uth khad da , te piche murh ke dekhda deepe vall, jd k nimmo hauli hauli chunni set jehi krdite dhaaran kdhn lgdi dobara, chotu hauli hauli turya deepe vall aunda,
Chotu da kalla lunn ohdi dhotti vicho hi jhoolda dikhda deepe nu, deepe diya nazra pooria lunn te jammiya reh jandiya , thoda k muh v khulla reh janda ohda, pehla jithe chotu darya c hun chotu apne sardar nu ohde lunn vall ghoorde dekh, poori tarah normal ho gya c
Te kol aa ke sidha manjje te beh janda.
Ehne nu nimmo uthdi te dove jne dekhde k nimmo di kamiz jma bund ch vrhi hundi aa ander tkk,
Chotu betha lunn maslda hunda
Chotu: sardar jinlgta hai sardarni ki machine kapda bahut kheechti hai
Deepa chupp jeha ho janda te lunn maslda dekh ke, baalti chukki nimmo ghar nu tur paendi .
Deepa hun suroor ch v c te tharak ch v poora , chotu v .
Chotu: vaise sardar ji, bura toh nhi maane aap?
Deepa: bura kyu mannana main?
Chotu: arre sardarni ko pakad ke sikhata hoon majh chona main roz
Deepa: ehde ch bura mannan valli ki gal aa?
Chotu: arre sardar ji fir aap ka theek hai, humre toh udhar aisa kre koi toh maar peet ho jaati
Deepa: maar peet valli gall thodi tu dhaaran kdhniya e sikhaunda
Chotu: arre sardar ji kabhi idhar udhar haath bhi lagg jaata naa toh usi ke liye
Deepa: tu sallya nimrat de idhar udhar hath launda aa?
Lunn maslda keh ke
Chotu: arre nhi sardar ji, bss kbhi kbhi ho hi jaata hai, aaj ka hi dekh lo, sardarni 2 baar peeche girne valli thi toh humne girne se bachayi aapki biwi
Deepa: mtlb?
Chotu: arre mtlb k aage nhi ho kr beth ti sardarni, toh hum sahara de dete khud se, tabhi toh unki gaand mein itna andar tkk kamiz ghussa thaa
Deepa akhan paarh ke dekhda
Chotu: arre sardar ji kuch galat thodi kiye hum haina?
Deepa neewi paunda
Chotu: abhi aapki biwi hai, thoda saa humra lund lagg bhi gya unki gaand se kaunsa woh bhaag jayegi meri randi biwi ki tarah
Deepa thahaaka laa ke hassda
Deepa: hahahahaha, tere valli te rehn e de kiddi vdhi gasti aa salli ufff
Chotu: haan vahi toh, aapki biwi ko toh agar main pel bhi du, soyegi toh aap hi ke paas jaa kar voh
Deepa: haan ?
Chotu: arre aap toh sochne hi lagg gye hahaha
Deepa: nhi nhi oh gal nhi aa, menu pta aa nimmo ehda di nhi aa
Chotu: arre sardar aap bhi naa bde bhole ho, aurat ke pyass ko jaante nhi lgta
Deepa: mtlb?
Chotu: mtlb yahi k agar ghar par paani nhi mil raha toh aurat bahar jaane mein sochti nhi hai
Deepa thoda k gussa dikhaunda chotu nu
Chotu: arre agar aap chod rahe sardarni ko, toh fir kaahe darr rahe ho
Deepa: haan?
Chotu: vaise ek baat btau?
Deepa: ki?
Chotu: aapko maine lund apne ko ghoorte kaafi baar dekha hai, dekhna chahoge?
Deepa: ki bakwas kri jana tu?
(Deepe nu charhi hoyi c poori par fer v oh nhi c mannana chahunda chotu agge)
Chotu: arre sardar ji, aap aisa kro naa, apni bhi lulli dikha do, main apna dikha daunga
Deepa: nhi nhi bc bss kr hun mainu ghar chdd aa bc
Chotu dekhda edar oder te dhoti kholda apni
Ohda 9” da motta kalla lunn jhoolda hoya bahar aunda


Deepa ikk takk dekhan lgda muh add ke
Deepa: oye bhenchod , ehna vdha?
Chotu apne sardar di pith thappad da
Chotu: sardar ji, bihari ka lund hai koi choti moti baat thodi, abb aapka toh isse bhi bda hoga
Deepa: haan haan
Te neewi paa laenda,
Chotu jaanda c par oh jaan ke
Chotu: arre aap apna bhi dikhao abb
Deepa: oh nhi nhi
Chotu uth ke khad da te dhakke naal pajama khichda deepe da, talli te hoya hi hunda aa
Jidda e pajama khichda, deepe da average jeha lunn hulaare maarda bahar aa janda
Jithe lunn average size c ohda, hun dhakke naal khichn krke darrya hunda deepa , oho beth janda naal hi
Dove jne dekhde lunn vall te deepa neewi paa laenda,
Chotu naal beh janda te hassn lgda
Chotu: hahaha arre hum toh soch kr bathe the aap koi missile le kar bathe ho, yeh toh sasura bijli bomb hai
Deepa neewi paa laenda
Deepa chotu de lunn vall e dekhda pya c vich vich ohda neewi payi baitha c
Chotu: sardar ji humre bihar mein koi chota lund valla ho agar voh bde lund valle ka hilaata hai, mujhe lga main aaj apka hilaunga
Deepa neewi payi betha hunda k chotu deepe de hath te hath rkh khichda thoda k , te hath sidha apne lunn te lae k aunda
Deepa ikk suroor ch c, dujja beizzat c
Deepa neewi payi hath lunn te rkhda te chotu hauli hauli lunn hilaun lgda aap hi apne hath naal
Chotu: aahhhh sardar jii ufff
Te naal e deepe de hath cho lunn kdh hath khol ke thukkda ohde hath te,
Chotu: abb hila isse sardar uffff
Te deepa chup chap lunn hilaun lgda , es vaar deepe de hath utte chotu da hath v naa hunda
Chotu maze ch baitha dekhda deepe vall te kehnda
Chotu: vaise sardar tumse kaunsa chudti hogi nimmo? Humein de de, tu suneeta randi rkh le uffff
Deepa chupp rehnda
Chotu: sardarni ko pel dunga poora apni randiii ki tarahhh ufffff
Chotu : thoda tez hilaa ganduuuu ufffff
Chotu: sardarni ko agar main chodunga toh tere samne chodunga kabhi sasuri itni kamsin hai sardarniii bhenchod uffff, btaa chudvayega ? Ufffff
Deepa dekhda k lunn hor fullsn lgg gya aa ,
Deepa: haan chudvaunga mere samne hi aahhhh,
Deepe da v lunn akkad gya c te oh v shuttan valla ho gya c
Chotu: sasuri ko mere lund pe bithayega kya?
Deepa: aahhhh haaann chotuuu ufffff
Te dove jneya da maal shuttn lgda, jithe deepe da maal hath ch hi reh janda, chotu da maal 6 foot agge jaa ke diggda poori speed naal
Chotu: aahhhhh sardar jii kya maza diya tune uffff
Te naal e deepe de sir te hath fer da shabaashi jehi dinda
Deepa neewi pyi baitha hunda
Chotu : sardar ji darro matt, yeh hum dono ki baat hai kisi ko nhi btaunga
Deepa: thank you chotu
Te kapde paa ke nikaln lgda te jidda e piche murh ke dekhda, othe nimmo tutti kandh ohle ho ke khadi c , hath nimmo da ohdi salwar de vich c , dova diya akhan aapas ch ralldiya te dove jne smile dinde ikk dujje nu, te naal e nazra fer laende

 

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KANOONI KARVAYI

Eh gal ohdo di , jdo raj di fuddi maar ke heera raje nu lae k chandigarh nikal gya c.
Raja: 22 ji, tusi bhora taras te krde ehde te, vchari nu kuttan di ki lorh c?
Heera gusse ch dekhda kyunki raje nu ikk raaz nhi c pta jo heere nu lgda c k raj nu pta aa
Heera: tu apne kamm naal kamm rkh bc, gasti aa oh salli, agli vaar muh te 2 tukkre hor sitt davange sab sahi ho jau
Raja: 22 ji oh gal nhi aa naa, eh khaas maal aa mera thoda k
Heera: sallya ehnu kite gharwali te nhi bnauna tu?
Raja: oh naa naa 22 ji, eh kamm krwa dindi ehda de j kite kahiye naa nhi krdi
Heera: chal koi naa tu dss hor koi maal hai eho jeha kaim jeha?
Raja phone vall dekhda ohde te whatsapp kholda jehde ch sunanda da msg box kholda sare message seen hunde raje de


Raja: 22 ji hai te sahi aje, par oh maal aje tyaar nhi aa
Heera: mtlb ?
Raja fer sunanda naal hundi sari galbaat dssda heere nu heera dhyan naal sunnda
Heera: lae rajeya tu v fuddu e gall krti, menu dssda, tera hall te kra dau main, par dekh varhna ehde main aa pehla eh yakin dva de bss
Raja: 22 yaar tu e vaarh lyi pehla hall te dss
Te heera sari gall smjhaunda te raja hanji 22 ki keh k han ch han milaunda
Raja: 22 ji eh te gall bn hi gyi fer apni
Heera muchhan nu vatt dinda hassda,
Heera: tu mere naal aa bc, eho jehal leg piece de darshan j krau tu main koi naa thodi kru
Raja: 22 ji tusi dsso ehde bdle ki cchahida tuhanu?
Heera jhijhakda thoda k par fer end te
Heera: dekh yaar raje swaad ajj bahut aya jma sirre laa ti gall ehe raj bhabhi valli te tu, par j agle program ch kuch vkhra manga te kra dau tu?
Raja: dsso 22 ji? Hukam kro hun te bss
Heera: yaar agle ch main chahunda ohda munda jerha oh v hove kamre ch
Raja dekhda hairaani naal
Raja: 22 ji tuhanu mundya di bund maarni pasand aa?
Heera hassda uchi
Heera : hahahaha oye sallya, bund nhi maarni ohdi, ohdiya akhan samne ohdi maa chodni aa salle di bss
Raja: 22 ji ? Eh ki chaska hoya?
Heera: oye tu chaska kerha aa kidda aa ohdi maar bund, tu dss krva dau ehe?
Raja ikk sec sochda
Raja: 22 ji ho te jau, par shyd maa paise vdh mange
Heera modhe te hath rkhda,
Heera: mere hunde hoye paise di parwah naa kri sajjna bss agli vaar ehi program rkhi bc swaad laena aa bss
Te naal e dove hassde te heera call launda ikk
Heera: hello kiwe o laala ji??
Vinay (sunanda da gharwala): hello? Eh adhi raat nu kom gall krda pya?
Heera: oye laaleyaa, heera bolda aa , number check kr bhenchod
Vinay: ohh hoo, sorry sorry mantri sahab, ki gal hoyi koi hukam?
Heera: dekh 22 laala, gall eh aa, teri sanu aundi pyi aa complaint bahut
Vinay: 22 ji complaint kahdi main kerha kuch galt krda
Heera: laala ji eh fuddu tusi ohna pendu nyanya de maapeya nu bnao, sanu nhi, gall eh aa k complaint ayi aa , te agge te me roki hoyi c gall, par hun mainu nhi lgda mainu rokan di lorh aa
Vinay: 22 ji, 22 ji meri gall te suno tusi.
Heera: ekdum chupp kr jo laala ji, tuhanu option den lggya main hune
Vinay da saah sukk janda
Heera: option pehla tusi kr do dukaan bnd, te jehna de lye aa paise oh v morho
Vinay: mathe te hath marda kambda kambda : mantri sahab te dujja?
Heera: dujja te ehi aa k fer kanooni karvayi bndi jerhi hai, oho hougi
Vinay: mantri sahab ehda naa kro tusi mera ghar baar v aa
Heera: yaar laala sir naa khaa bc, mera kamm c tenu dssna tu nhi sunnana teri mrzi chnga fer
Te phone disconnect kr da
Vinay: hello hello 22 ji??
Vinay paseeno paseeni hoya beth janda k eh ki musibat aan pyi kde mathe te hath maarda kde kuch, end te oh uth k peg maar ke saun di koshish krda

Oder dujje passe amaro jdo khij ke payi ramu nu, ramu v chupp jeha kr janda te apna samaan chkk darda darda haveli toh motor te rkh laenda, ohnu darr pae gya c khaure amaro deepe nu keh ke hi naa kuch krva dve,
Amaro hauli hauli ghar nu turi aundi tan , nimmo nu vehrhe ch darri nu dekhdi te kol jandi
Amaro: kudiye menu maaf kri
Nimmo neewi payi apni sass vall naa dekhdi
Amaro: putt ramu ne jo v kitta oh meri galti c, bss tu eh gall deepe nu naa dssi
Nimmo akha ch paani bhari amaro vall dekhdi
Nimmo: te mummy main intezaar kis chiz da kra?
Amaro neewi pyi khad jandi ohnu gall naa aundi koi
Nimmo: main ehna nu nhi dssdi, par didi nu mainu dssna paena aa mummy
Te nimmo ehna keh ke tur paendi te neeru de kamre ch jaa k rondi rondi sari gal neeru nu dssdi
Neeru da paara ikkdum vdh janda par japji ohdi baanh frhdi,
Japji: didi, tusi thand rkho, ehda ikko hi hall aa hun bss gusse naal nhi dimag naal challyo
Te japji neeru akhan hi akhan ch ikk dujje nu haan kehndiya

Te deepa ehne nu tractor lae k motor toh aunda chotu nu mud guard te bithayi , chotu vall dekh ohnu v alag e suroor charhi janda c, ohnu galla galla ch pta te c hi k chotu ne fuddi maarni aa nimmo di, par 100% yakin nhi c ohnu,
Mud guard te bethe chotu nu kuch ajib nhi c lgda bss oh vaar vaar deepe vall ajj thoda akkad ke dekhda c jiwe akhan akhan ch kehnda hove k teri jnaani main paarh ti aa
Deepa tractor sidha thekke kol krke rokda te paise dinda chotu nu
Deepa: jaa ikk te bottle lae aa apni marzi di
Chotu hairaan hoya deepe vall dekhda
Chotu: humre liye bhi?
Deepa: han bc smjh nhi ayi sallya?
Chotu: theek hai sardar ji
Deepa chotu nu tractor toh uttarde velle ohde chaadre ch dekhda, ohda sutta lunn jd naa dikhda tan bda disappoint jeha hunda , chotu ohder ehe dekh ke thoda k hairaan c
Chotu daru di bottle lyaunda te tapp ke tractor te beh janda
Vaapasi te deepa tractor ghar vall di paa lenda te andro nimmo nu awaz maarda glassiya te bhujiya ikk lafaafe ch paa ke den nu, chotu sara time tractor te betha dekhda rehnda, deepa v seat te hi betha hunda,
Nimmo thoda k gusse ch hundi aa ramu valli gall te par chotu te deepe dova nu dekh oh v thoda khush hundi te kol aundi tractor de jholla hath ch frhi


Nimmo: ve chotu ehna da khyal rkhi kite zyda naa pee laen ehe
Chotu akh jehi maarda lukk ke deepe kollo te hassda modhe te hath rkh apne sardar de
Chotu: arre sardarni aise kaahe darr rahi ho, hum hai naa abhi
Deepa jaan gya c hun tkk k akh matakka poora chal reha aa dova da oh v swaad laenda
Deepa: nalle dhaaran kdh laiya aje k nhi?
Nimmo: nhi ji, aje te shaam nhi hoyi naa tan rukk k aungi
Deepa tractor di self maarda , te nimmo akh milaundi dova naal,
Deepa jithe hassda hunda ohder chotu maze ch baitha akh maar dinda nimmo nu deepe de samne e,
Dove jne tractor te bethe hauli hauli haveli nu jande hunde
Chotu: vaise sardar ji, sardarni ji bde achhe hain
Deepa chahunda te c hi k chotu khull jve ohde naal, par ehni chheti hou eh nhi c sochya ohne
Deepaignore jeha krda) haan haan theek aa , chal gate khol
Te chotu shalaang maar ke mudguard toh uttar ke gate kholda, sham da vella c, te deepe ne dipper on kitte c tractor de,
Jidda e chotu ne gate kholya te ghumya tractor di light ch chotu da adha k akkdya lunn dekhda deepa, ohdiya akhan addiya reh janda


michael koulianos
Deepa bhenchod salla kidda chukki firda )
Te naal e lunn maslda apna pta nhi kyu par chotu da lunn te apni gharwali nimmo nu soch ke ohde v lunn ch harkat hundi
Chotu glassiya layaunda te manje de naal fatti rkh ke bethn lgda te deepa chotu di baanh frhda
Deepa: thalle kyu behna ? Naal e beh jaa hun apna vanddya kuch
Chotu darr jeha janda ohnu smjh nhi c aundi k kite ohnu daru pilaa k jaano maaran da iraada te nhi chukki firda c deepa,
Chotu chup jeha ho k beh janda
Dove jne daru peen lgde bhujiya v naal naal,
Chotu ne kde angreji peeti nhi c ohnu chrhni kithe c desi peen valle nu par angrezi jiwe pta aa thonu k shuru ch nhi hauli hauli chrhdi aa
Dove jne peg te peg layi jande c
Chotu nu thoda k suroor hon kgda jd k deepa te tight c poora hun tkk
Chotu apne sardar de patt te hath rkh ke
Chotu: vaise sardar ji aap bahut kismat valle ho
Deepa: hainn? Oh kidda?
Chotu: arre aap ko sardarni ji jaisa biwi mila bahut khush kismat ho aap toh
Deepa muchan taarhda hassda
Deepa: kyu hun dss asi maarhe aa bc?
Chotu: arre humra voh mtlb nhi thaa hum toh keh rahe the sardarni ji bahut achhe hain
Deepa : achhi te hai oh bahutt hahaha
Chotu: sab kuch hai unke paas subhaav bhi itna achha sundar bhi
Deepa ikk sec lyi dekhda chotu vall te akhan mildiya dova diya deepa smile krda , chotu ehne ch e smjh janda k deepa kuch chahunda aa par oh fer jakk janda
Deepa v chotu de patt te thappda jeha maar ke hassda
Deepa: vaise chngi te suneeta v batheri aa
Chotu ehni gal sunnda k naal hi oh chup jeha krda te gussa chrhda ohnu
Chotu: arre raand hai kutiya, humra mazaak matt udao sardar ji
Deepa lunn te hath ferda talli hoya khull e janda poora
Deepa: naa sallya raand naal vyah kyunkraya fer?
Chotu: arre hum thodi krvaye, humre tau ne kravaya
Deepa: tau tera te aap charhda aa suneeta te sallya
Chotu: arre yeh kaa kehnrahe?
Deepa: lae tenu te jidda pta e nhi bc
Chotu gusse ch laal peela hunda ramu te betha betha k deepa phone khol ke suneeta di pics khol da, ohde ch suneeta nu koddi krke ramu ghasse maarda c


Chotu khij janda
Chotu: iss tau ko toh nhi chorh taa abb main bc
Deepa: oh thand rkh bc, tu suneeta nu e kyu nhi chdd dinda?
Chotu: arre chhorhna hai kutiya ko , bss kisi chiz ka intezaar kr rahe mauke ka
Deepa hairaan hunda: vaise hai te tu kutti chiz aa poori
Chotu: vaise aap ne bhi toh galat kiya suneeta kr saath
Deepa akkad ch: oh sallya fer ki hoya? Ehe kamm te jatta te bhaiya raniya ch chalde e rehnde aa
Pith thappad ke chupp jeha kraunda bolda
Chotu: bhehanchod, humri biwi pel kr abb aise bol rahe k kuch hua hi nhi
Deepa: naa hun sallya j aap agli aundi pyi den te main naa thodi krni c
Chotu: toh agar bura naa mano, nimmo sardarni aa jaye ese toh kya main pel du bc?
Deepe de sunn ke kann khrh jnde, ikk passe te sochda k ki kaha ehnu hun , te naal hi
Deepa: ki keha? Sunya nhi mainu
Chotu di v bund paati hundi keh ke, oh chupp kr janda
Chotu: bss kuch nhi sardar ji, hum toh nimmo sardarni kaa hi keh rahe the k kitni sundar hai voh
Te lunn maslda te akha e akha ch deepe vall dekh ke hassda
Deepa thoda k suroor ch hunda hun
Deepa modhe te hath rkhda chotu de
Deepa: aje te tnu pta nhi kinni ghaint aa , poori gori aa nimmo
Chotu: arre vahi toh soch rahe the hum bhi
Deepa hassda: sallya tu eh sab sochda aa meri vohti bare?
Chotu v dekhda k deepa suroor ch aa te hass ke keha ohne
Chotu: arre aap ne toh peli hai humri, hum toh khaali sapna hi dekh rahe the
Deepa: dekhi jaa sallya tere hath thodi auni haha
Chotu: vese sardar ji humre haath ayi agar sasura rond kr rkh dunga aisi kamsin kali uff, te lunn zor di masalda
Ehne nu nimmo hauli jehe gate khol haveli ch varh jandi
Nimmo nu ander ayi nu dekh dove jne utte muh krde
Nimmo: ve daffi jaande tusi aje tkk? Chotu tenu keha c sardar nu peen naa dvi zyda
Deepa: sohniye ajj te tu avde hatha cho pilaa mainu brrrraaahhh
Chotu nimmo vall dekhda te akh maarda
Nimmo sang ke neewi paundi
Deepa chotu di sharaarat dekh chukkya c te chup ho jnda
Deepa: dss fer sohniye, dhaaran kdhaun ayi aa?
Nimmo fer chotu vall dekhdi
Nimmo: hanji
Chotu: arre sardar ji, yeh khud bhi majh cho leti hai
Nimmo akhan kdh di chotu nu
Deepa: aho sach tu sikhdi c ehde kollo hun tkk te aagyia hou
Nimmo akhan kdh di chotu nu
Nimmo: nhi ji aje kithe
Chotu: arre bss aise hi sharmaa rahi hai yeh, inhe sab aata hai
Deepa: chal fer ajj tu hi kdh dhaaran
Nimmo : nhi nhi..
Deepa: sohniye sang naa kuch nhi hunda kr de hun
Nimmo neewi paa ke balti kdh majh vall jandi, paani da shitta maar dhaaran kdhn lgdi te majh kde edar jandi kde odar, nimmo v darr jandi , par end te beh ke dhaaran hauli hauli kdhn lgdi ,
Deepa te chotu dove manje te bethe nimmo nu gaur naal dekhde, nimmo di pith ehna vall c,
Deepa: achha fer skhaa hi ditta tu majh chona sardarni apni nu
Chotu lunn maslda hunda
Chotu: haan sardar ji, khoob sikhaa diye abb toh
Ehne nu majh tappan lgdi ikk dum hi, khaure majh nu lggya k chotu ramu nhi eh te koi hor hi aa, chotu bhajj ke agge hunda te thalle beh janda te Nimmo de piche beh ke thannan te hath rkh da nimmo de dova passya toh hath paa ke , deepa manjje te baitha eh sab dekh reha c
Chotu: arre sardarni lgta abb bhi majh nhi mil rahi tohre se
Nimmo hassdi thoda piche nu dekh ke te chotu nu tokkdi jeha thoda k
Nimmo hauli jehe) ve kuttya piche deepa dekhda pya aa
Chotu: arre sardarni chup chap bethi reh aaj nhi kuch kehne valla sardar
Te chotu apne agge baithi nimmo de lunn ghasaun lgda hauli hauli, deepe nu baithe nu sirf chotu di hi pith dikhdi hundi te ohnu poora nhi dikhda hunda par imagine oh ehi krda hunda k chotu nimmo de lunn de ghasse maarda pya
Nimmo: kuttya tu mainu jaano mrvauna piche hatt jaaa ufff
Chotu : salli chup chap baithi reh,
Te agge ho ke ghutt ke mumme frh laenda nimmo de te neck te kiss krn lgda
Nimmo: aahhh ahhhhh ehhh kinkri jandaa ahhhh
Chotu: sardarni agar kahegi toh aaj isi ke samne pel dunga tujhe
Nimmo: nhi chotu aahhhh ehh nhiii ahhh ajjee nhiii ahhhh
Deepa pichyo baitha dekhi janda te lunn masli janda hauli haauli
Chotu hauli hauli utto di ghasse maarda maarda neck kiss krda nimmo de


, te achanak agge aa ke hath paunda te salwar de vich hath paa ke fuddi nu hath paunda


Nimmo: aaahhhhh chddd menuuuu uffffffff
Eh halki jehi cheek sundi deepe nu , te dhyan naaal dekhda k chotu de hath thanna te nhi, ohdi vohti de thanna te pye hoye aa
Deepa: chotu?
Chotu nimmo dove ghabra jaande awaz sunn ke deepe di, te chotu hadbadj ch hath kdh ke salwar cho uth khad da , te piche murh ke dekhda deepe vall, jd k nimmo hauli hauli chunni set jehi krdite dhaaran kdhn lgdi dobara, chotu hauli hauli turya deepe vall aunda,
Chotu da kalla lunn ohdi dhotti vicho hi jhoolda dikhda deepe nu, deepe diya nazra pooria lunn te jammiya reh jandiya , thoda k muh v khulla reh janda ohda, pehla jithe chotu darya c hun chotu apne sardar nu ohde lunn vall ghoorde dekh, poori tarah normal ho gya c
Te kol aa ke sidha manjje te beh janda.
Ehne nu nimmo uthdi te dove jne dekhde k nimmo di kamiz jma bund ch vrhi hundi aa ander tkk,
Chotu betha lunn maslda hunda
Chotu: sardar jinlgta hai sardarni ki machine kapda bahut kheechti hai
Deepa chupp jeha ho janda te lunn maslda dekh ke, baalti chukki nimmo ghar nu tur paendi .
Deepa hun suroor ch v c te tharak ch v poora , chotu v .
Chotu: vaise sardar ji, bura toh nhi maane aap?
Deepa: bura kyu mannana main?
Chotu: arre sardarni ko pakad ke sikhata hoon majh chona main roz
Deepa: ehde ch bura mannan valli ki gal aa?
Chotu: arre sardar ji fir aap ka theek hai, humre toh udhar aisa kre koi toh maar peet ho jaati
Deepa: maar peet valli gall thodi tu dhaaran kdhniya e sikhaunda
Chotu: arre sardar ji kabhi idhar udhar haath bhi lagg jaata naa toh usi ke liye
Deepa: tu sallya nimrat de idhar udhar hath launda aa?
Lunn maslda keh ke
Chotu: arre nhi sardar ji, bss kbhi kbhi ho hi jaata hai, aaj ka hi dekh lo, sardarni 2 baar peeche girne valli thi toh humne girne se bachayi aapki biwi
Deepa: mtlb?
Chotu: arre mtlb k aage nhi ho kr beth ti sardarni, toh hum sahara de dete khud se, tabhi toh unki gaand mein itna andar tkk kamiz ghussa thaa
Deepa akhan paarh ke dekhda
Chotu: arre sardar ji kuch galat thodi kiye hum haina?
Deepa neewi paunda
Chotu: abhi aapki biwi hai, thoda saa humra lund lagg bhi gya unki gaand se kaunsa woh bhaag jayegi meri randi biwi ki tarah
Deepa thahaaka laa ke hassda
Deepa: hahahahaha, tere valli te rehn e de kiddi vdhi gasti aa salli ufff
Chotu: haan vahi toh, aapki biwi ko toh agar main pel bhi du, soyegi toh aap hi ke paas jaa kar voh
Deepa: haan ?
Chotu: arre aap toh sochne hi lagg gye hahaha
Deepa: nhi nhi oh gal nhi aa, menu pta aa nimmo ehda di nhi aa
Chotu: arre sardar aap bhi naa bde bhole ho, aurat ke pyass ko jaante nhi lgta
Deepa: mtlb?
Chotu: mtlb yahi k agar ghar par paani nhi mil raha toh aurat bahar jaane mein sochti nhi hai
Deepa thoda k gussa dikhaunda chotu nu
Chotu: arre agar aap chod rahe sardarni ko, toh fir kaahe darr rahe ho
Deepa: haan?
Chotu: vaise ek baat btau?
Deepa: ki?
Chotu: aapko maine lund apne ko ghoorte kaafi baar dekha hai, dekhna chahoge?
Deepa: ki bakwas kri jana tu?
(Deepe nu charhi hoyi c poori par fer v oh nhi c mannana chahunda chotu agge)
Chotu: arre sardar ji, aap aisa kro naa, apni bhi lulli dikha do, main apna dikha daunga
Deepa: nhi nhi bc bss kr hun mainu ghar chdd aa bc
Chotu dekhda edar oder te dhoti kholda apni
Ohda 9” da motta kalla lunn jhoolda hoya bahar aunda


Deepa ikk takk dekhan lgda muh add ke
Deepa: oye bhenchod , ehna vdha?
Chotu apne sardar di pith thappad da
Chotu: sardar ji, bihari ka lund hai koi choti moti baat thodi, abb aapka toh isse bhi bda hoga
Deepa: haan haan
Te neewi paa laenda,
Chotu jaanda c par oh jaan ke
Chotu: arre aap apna bhi dikhao abb
Deepa: oh nhi nhi
Chotu uth ke khad da te dhakke naal pajama khichda deepe da, talli te hoya hi hunda aa
Jidda e pajama khichda, deepe da average jeha lunn hulaare maarda bahar aa janda
Jithe lunn average size c ohda, hun dhakke naal khichn krke darrya hunda deepa , oho beth janda naal hi
Dove jne dekhde lunn vall te deepa neewi paa laenda,
Chotu naal beh janda te hassn lgda
Chotu: hahaha arre hum toh soch kr bathe the aap koi missile le kar bathe ho, yeh toh sasura bijli bomb hai
Deepa neewi paa laenda
Deepa chotu de lunn vall e dekhda pya c vich vich ohda neewi payi baitha c
Chotu: sardar ji humre bihar mein koi chota lund valla ho agar voh bde lund valle ka hilaata hai, mujhe lga main aaj apka hilaunga
Deepa neewi payi betha hunda k chotu deepe de hath te hath rkh khichda thoda k , te hath sidha apne lunn te lae k aunda
Deepa ikk suroor ch c, dujja beizzat c
Deepa neewi payi hath lunn te rkhda te chotu hauli hauli lunn hilaun lgda aap hi apne hath naal
Chotu: aahhhh sardar jii ufff
Te naal e deepe de hath cho lunn kdh hath khol ke thukkda ohde hath te,
Chotu: abb hila isse sardar uffff
Te deepa chup chap lunn hilaun lgda , es vaar deepe de hath utte chotu da hath v naa hunda
Chotu maze ch baitha dekhda deepe vall te kehnda
Chotu: vaise sardar tumse kaunsa chudti hogi nimmo? Humein de de, tu suneeta randi rkh le uffff
Deepa chupp rehnda
Chotu: sardarni ko pel dunga poora apni randiii ki tarahhh ufffff
Chotu : thoda tez hilaa ganduuuu ufffff
Chotu: sardarni ko agar main chodunga toh tere samne chodunga kabhi sasuri itni kamsin hai sardarniii bhenchod uffff, btaa chudvayega ? Ufffff
Deepa dekhda k lunn hor fullsn lgg gya aa ,
Deepa: haan chudvaunga mere samne hi aahhhh,
Deepe da v lunn akkad gya c te oh v shuttan valla ho gya c
Chotu: sasuri ko mere lund pe bithayega kya?
Deepa: aahhhh haaann chotuuu ufffff
Te dove jneya da maal shuttn lgda, jithe deepe da maal hath ch hi reh janda, chotu da maal 6 foot agge jaa ke diggda poori speed naal
Chotu: aahhhhh sardar jii kya maza diya tune uffff
Te naal e deepe de sir te hath fer da shabaashi jehi dinda
Deepa neewi pyi baitha hunda
Chotu : sardar ji darro matt, yeh hum dono ki baat hai kisi ko nhi btaunga
Deepa: thank you chotu
Te kapde paa ke nikaln lgda te jidda e piche murh ke dekhda, othe nimmo tutti kandh ohle ho ke khadi c , hath nimmo da ohdi salwar de vich c , dova diya akhan aapas ch ralldiya te dove jne smile dinde ikk dujje nu, te naal e nazra fer laende

Too hot

 

[Gillsaab13]

Bht vdia update

22 nimmo te deepu da scene bht vdia hunda ho ske ta eh scene pkka roheyo jdo deepu n nimmo chotu diyn glln krn sex krde time

Bki bht vdia update

 

[Deept]

Osm

 

[Hina010]

Climax Wadiya c , nimmo apne ghar wale wal dekh ke chotu da lun fardi oh v att hona c Seen.

 

[happy_thoda]

GIDDARH KUTT


Dove pati patni ikk dujje toh nazra lukonde, hauli hauli raat da sara kamm kaar niberh ke saun di tyari krde, jidda hi ghare akhri light bnd hundi, nimmo deepe nu tutt ke pae jandi, naal hi deepa v chkk k nimmo nu bed te sutt laenda, dove jne ikk dujje nu kiss krde zor dii

Nimmo: ummmmm

Deepa: aahhh ummmmm, ajj te sare raaz kholde salliyeeeee uffff

Nimmo deepe de bullan te ungal rkhdi

Nimmo: izzat naal bol, tuhaddi ikalle di rann nhi aa jatti

Deepa: hayyyeeee meri jaannnn ufff shrm tah nhi ohndi c luk luk dekh di c mnu othe
Te nimmo v aggo madhosh hundi kehndi a mai tah dekh di c kite thu hi na koda kr le dekhea c ohna da mar k rakh dinda tnu
Deepaa mumma chus da kehnda asha fr tu ki kr lehndi othe bcha lehndi
Nimmo apne mumme te ghut d



i kehndi a hor mai ap pdva lehndi muhre ho ke oh lun te sirf mra hak a


Te naal e lattan khol ke nimmo di pajami laah ke side te suttda

Nimmo: ahhhhh ehna gussaaa?

Deepa: dss fer dhakkya c ohne fudde naal??

Nimmo: ahhhhh naal laya c tusi v te dekhya e c

Eh sunn deepe da patthar vangu sakht honjanda lunn te oh underwear thalle krke nimmo di fuddi naal launda lunn, nimmo diya v akhan bnd hundiya fuddi te lunn feel krdi

Nimmo: aahhhh dhakk v doo hunn
Deepa .ki dhaka jaan
Nimmoo. Apni luli hahah


Deepa bina thukk laye dhakkda



Nimmo: hayyee haulli kr looo uffff sukki e ragad tiii

Deepa: salliye jdo ohde thalle jandi oh gilla kr ke paunda?

Nimmo: hayyeee, nahi jii ohda te dekh ke e meri gilli ho jandi aa

Deepa: hayyyeeeee ahhgg

Te lunn de ghasse maaran lgda, dove jne poore maze ch ikk dujje nu jaffi payi lagge c

Nimmo: hayyee tuhadda te sahi size aa, oh te mainu paarh e dinda aiven ahh

Deepa: hayyee ahhhhh

Nimmo: tuhaddi ehe nunnu jehi pasand aa mainu bahutt

Deepa akhan bnd krda maze ch

Nimmo: shukr aa tusi pehla kr lya, ohna baad te feel e nhi c hona mainu hahaha

(Nimmo jaan ke uksaundi c kyunki oh v feel krdi c k deepa swaad laenda)

Deepa da lunn tight hon lgdaa te oh ghutt ke nimmo nu jaffi punda te khich khich ke ghasse laun lgda

Nimmo: aahhgg hayyyeee ehna gussaa aahhhhhh

Deepa: chupp gastiyeeeee ahhhhhhhhh
Te deepa us de bulla ch bull pohn lgda a
Te nimmo sharat jahi krdi muh pre nu krdi kehndi a
Na lips kiss nhi
Deepa kehnda kyooo saliye muth hi mari ohdi chupe thodi a mai
Nimmo kehndi tusi tah nhi mai tah chupea a ohda mra muh gnda
Te deepa ohdi akha ch akha pah k bull chus da a


Te nimmo fr kehndi a muh ch shutea v ohne
Te apna kina sara thuk bhar k apne jihb te lohndi a jime kise da maal hove


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Te deepa pura sex ch ahna deep kiss krda a jime maal exchange krde hoon

Te dove ikk dujje de bulla ch bull paunde te deepa fuddi ch maal shutaun lgda , nimmo nu v lamme lamme saah laendi paseeno paseeni hoyi nu orgasm hunda.

Dove eda e pye rehnde , 2 k min saah laende lamme lamme
Nimmo kehndi a sheti kro apna km pura mai v thandi hon jna tu tah ho gya
Deepa aggo kehnda saliyee ho tah gya
Te nimmo fuddi bal ishara krdi kehndi a hun eda gndi leh k jayuuu ohna kolo
Te deepa v bina kise swal toh fuddi te bull rakh da te maal nl libdi fuddi chat k saaf krda a



Deepa nimmo vall dekh ke smile dinda, nimmo v hassdi.

Nimmo uth ke kapde paundi te nahaun chali jandi, jd k deepa ehda e dher hoya betha saah laenda, ehne nu 10 k min bd, nimmo aundi andro suit kdh ke laal rang da paa k sheeshe agge baithi vaal vahun lgdi hauli hauli

Deepa: hayyee nimmo tu sachi miln challi?

Nimmo jeebh te dandi vdh di smile krdi neewi paa ke

Deepe da lunn khda ho janda ikko jhatke ch nimmo nu dekh

Deepa: haayyeee menu dssi aa ke ki hoya

Te naal e lunn hilon lgda,

Nimmo vaal vaah ke puche krdi vaal te nakhre naal lakk matkaundi kol aundi deepe de te do ungliya naal lunn frhdi te smile krdi,

Nimmo: tusi ehnu hila hila kamla naa kr lyo hun

Te 2 k vaar e hilaundi lunn msa, sidha lunn fuware vangu pichkariya maarda shuttda te maal sara deepe de dhidd te jaa diggda , nimmo hassdi hassdi ghro nikaldi , te naal hi ohde phone te msg aunda

Harry: me motor te aa, 30 min ch j naa aye , te photoa sariya pind de group ch paugiya

Nimmo gusse ch dekhdi te smile krdi

Nimmo: aa gyi main bss please kise nu naa bhejyo pics

Harry: ok