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ThanksFataka aur faddu update!
jabardast aur jackass kahaani!
ekdom makaal ka writings!
Dashing update! Outstanding and classic writings!Mai adarsh bhaiya ko sofe per bitaya aur Pani ka bottle lene ke liye kitchen mai jaane laga ..per mai jaise hi kitchen mai ghusa to dekha ammi kitchen mai ak tarf khadi hoker apni saanso ko durust kar rahi thi aur apne dono haatho se apne dono chuchi ko daba kar dekh Rahi thi ki sahi salamat hai ki nahi unki chuchi..
Mai - ammi adarsh bhaijaan ke liye pine ke liye paani chahiye..
Meri awaz ko sunkar ammi hadbadi jayi aur apni chuchi ke uper se haath ko hatakar meri tarf ghum kar boli ..
Ammi - ha ha le jaa fridge mai rakah hua hai ...
Mai fridge khola aur thanda Pani ka bottle liya aur jaane laga per mai jaate waqt ammi se bola ..
Mai - ammi hall saaf kar ke tyaar ho Jana Hume market bhi chalna hai kapda kharidne ..
Ammi - ha yaad hai mujhe tu aur adarsh khana kha lo uske bad chalenge..jab tak mai hall saaf kar lungi..
Mai - thik hai ammi ...
Ammi - ruk kaha bhag rha hai khana to le kar jaa ..
Mai khana le kar hall mai ajaya ..
Mai - adarsh bhaiya pahle khana khalo uske baad chalenge kapda kharidne ..
Fir mai aur adarsh bhaiya lunch kiye aur uper jaane Lage to mai kas kar ammi se bola ..
Mai - ammi hum log uper hai jab aap tyaar ho jao to awaz laga dena ..
Ammi - thik hai ..
Fir mai aur adarsh bhaiya uper apne apne room mai jaye tyaar hone market Jane ke liye thodi der baad niche se ammi ki awaz aayi ...
Ammi - shahrukh tyaar ho jaya hai market jaane ke liye..
Mai - ha ammi mai tyaar ho jaya hu aap tyaar ho jayi ho..
Ammi - ha ab jaldi chalo ..
Mai adarsh bhaiya ke room mai jaya aur unke saath niche hall Mai aajaye.. jab mai aur adarsh bhaiya hall mai pahuche to maine dekha ki ammi Black burqa pahne chair per baithe thi ...
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Jab ammi ke Nazar mere aur adarsh bhaiya per padi to Maine dekha ki Ammi adarsh bhaiya ko dekh kar apni nigah sharam se niche karli ...
Mai - ammi chale ..
Mere bolne per Ammi apna sir uper ki aur boli per ab wo adarsh bhaiya ko nahi dekh rahi thi .. .
Ammi - ha chalo ..
Adarsh bhaiya bullet nikale aur pahle mai jaker unke pichhe baith jya aur mere pichhe ammi aur hum chal diye market shopping karne ..
Jab hum log market pahuch jaye to hum sab ak aache kapde ke dukaan ke pass pahuche aur ander ghus jaye ..adarsh bhaiya aur ammi aage chal rahe the aur mai un dono ke pichhe chal Raha tha ..tabhi achanak mera chapal ka fita nikal jata hai chalte waqt to mai usi ko lagane laga jab mai apne chappal ka fita laga liya to mai ammi ke pass jaane laga ..mujhe ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ak ladies kapde ke counter ke pass dikhe to mai jaane laga ammi ke pass per jaise hi mai counter ke ander ghusne hi wala tha to mujhe ak ladies ne rok diya aur boli..
Ladies - aap ander nahi jaa sakte ..
Mai - q meri ammi ander hai mujhe unke pass jaana hai ..
Ladies - per sir ander sirf couples allowed hai.. aap apni mummy aur papa ka bahar baith kar intezaar kigiye..
Mai to ladies ke muh se yeh baat sunkar hairaan ho jaya kaise wo adarsh aur ammi ko couples bol rahe hai ...per tabhi achanak ammi ki Nazar mere per padi to woh mere pass ayi mujhe boli..
Ammi - bahar kya kar raha hai ander aa ..
Ladies - sorry madam ander sirf husband wife allowed..per tension mat ligiye hum aapke beta ko ander ac mai bitha denge jab Tak aap shopping na kar leti ...
Ammi to yeh sunker hi shocked thi kaise wo ladies ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ko husband wife samajh rahi thi..per mujhe ammi ka chehre ka expression nahi dekh paya jab wo ladies ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ko couple bol Rahi thi q ki ammi apne chehre per naqab ka Patti laga Hui thi iss wagah se mai unka chehre ka expression nahi dekh paa Raha tha ..tabhi ak ladies worker aayi aur Ammi ke haath ko pakad kar ander le jaane lagi ..mai yaha sochne per majboor ho jaya ki ammi kuch q nhai boli ki wo adarsh bhaiya ki wife nahi mujhe to gussa bahut aaya akhir mai kar bhi kya sakta tha mai bagal Wale room mai jaaker baith jaya aur ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ka intezaar karne laga....bahut der baad ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ander se shopping kar ke bahar loute ..tab mere Nazar ammi per jayi to maine dekha ki ammi ke chehre ka naqab hat chuka tha ..per ak minutes ammi itne Sharma q Rahi hai adarsh bhaiya se aur jab mai adarsh bhaiya ke taraf dekha to adarsh bhaiya ammi ke pichhe khade ho kar Ammi ki gaand ko dekh rahe the aur unke chehre per ak harami pan ki muskan thi ..mai soch raha tha ki ander kay hua hoga Jo ammi ke gaal itne gulabi ho rahe hai aur wo adarsh bhaiya ko dekh kar itna Sharma q Rahi hai ..
To doston agale update mai janenge ander kya hua ..
chamatkar,stunning aur ekdom faddu updateMai adarsh bhaiya ko sofe per bitaya aur Pani ka bottle lene ke liye kitchen mai jaane laga ..per mai jaise hi kitchen mai ghusa to dekha ammi kitchen mai ak tarf khadi hoker apni saanso ko durust kar rahi thi aur apne dono haatho se apne dono chuchi ko daba kar dekh Rahi thi ki sahi salamat hai ki nahi unki chuchi..
Mai - ammi adarsh bhaijaan ke liye pine ke liye paani chahiye..
Meri awaz ko sunkar ammi hadbadi jayi aur apni chuchi ke uper se haath ko hatakar meri tarf ghum kar boli ..
Ammi - ha ha le jaa fridge mai rakah hua hai ...
Mai fridge khola aur thanda Pani ka bottle liya aur jaane laga per mai jaate waqt ammi se bola ..
Mai - ammi hall saaf kar ke tyaar ho Jana Hume market bhi chalna hai kapda kharidne ..
Ammi - ha yaad hai mujhe tu aur adarsh khana kha lo uske bad chalenge..jab tak mai hall saaf kar lungi..
Mai - thik hai ammi ...
Ammi - ruk kaha bhag rha hai khana to le kar jaa ..
Mai khana le kar hall mai ajaya ..
Mai - adarsh bhaiya pahle khana khalo uske baad chalenge kapda kharidne ..
Fir mai aur adarsh bhaiya lunch kiye aur uper jaane Lage to mai kas kar ammi se bola ..
Mai - ammi hum log uper hai jab aap tyaar ho jao to awaz laga dena ..
Ammi - thik hai ..
Fir mai aur adarsh bhaiya uper apne apne room mai jaye tyaar hone market Jane ke liye thodi der baad niche se ammi ki awaz aayi ...
Ammi - shahrukh tyaar ho jaya hai market jaane ke liye..
Mai - ha ammi mai tyaar ho jaya hu aap tyaar ho jayi ho..
Ammi - ha ab jaldi chalo ..
Mai adarsh bhaiya ke room mai jaya aur unke saath niche hall Mai aajaye.. jab mai aur adarsh bhaiya hall mai pahuche to maine dekha ki ammi Black burqa pahne chair per baithe thi ...
google with picture search
Jab ammi ke Nazar mere aur adarsh bhaiya per padi to Maine dekha ki Ammi adarsh bhaiya ko dekh kar apni nigah sharam se niche karli ...
Mai - ammi chale ..
Mere bolne per Ammi apna sir uper ki aur boli per ab wo adarsh bhaiya ko nahi dekh rahi thi .. .
Ammi - ha chalo ..
Adarsh bhaiya bullet nikale aur pahle mai jaker unke pichhe baith jya aur mere pichhe ammi aur hum chal diye market shopping karne ..
Jab hum log market pahuch jaye to hum sab ak aache kapde ke dukaan ke pass pahuche aur ander ghus jaye ..adarsh bhaiya aur ammi aage chal rahe the aur mai un dono ke pichhe chal Raha tha ..tabhi achanak mera chapal ka fita nikal jata hai chalte waqt to mai usi ko lagane laga jab mai apne chappal ka fita laga liya to mai ammi ke pass jaane laga ..mujhe ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ak ladies kapde ke counter ke pass dikhe to mai jaane laga ammi ke pass per jaise hi mai counter ke ander ghusne hi wala tha to mujhe ak ladies ne rok diya aur boli..
Ladies - aap ander nahi jaa sakte ..
Mai - q meri ammi ander hai mujhe unke pass jaana hai ..
Ladies - per sir ander sirf couples allowed hai.. aap apni mummy aur papa ka bahar baith kar intezaar kigiye..
Mai to ladies ke muh se yeh baat sunkar hairaan ho jaya kaise wo adarsh aur ammi ko couples bol rahe hai ...per tabhi achanak ammi ki Nazar mere per padi to woh mere pass ayi mujhe boli..
Ammi - bahar kya kar raha hai ander aa ..
Ladies - sorry madam ander sirf husband wife allowed..per tension mat ligiye hum aapke beta ko ander ac mai bitha denge jab Tak aap shopping na kar leti ...
Ammi to yeh sunker hi shocked thi kaise wo ladies ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ko husband wife samajh rahi thi..per mujhe ammi ka chehre ka expression nahi dekh paya jab wo ladies ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ko couple bol Rahi thi q ki ammi apne chehre per naqab ka Patti laga Hui thi iss wagah se mai unka chehre ka expression nahi dekh paa Raha tha ..tabhi ak ladies worker aayi aur Ammi ke haath ko pakad kar ander le jaane lagi ..mai yaha sochne per majboor ho jaya ki ammi kuch q nhai boli ki wo adarsh bhaiya ki wife nahi mujhe to gussa bahut aaya akhir mai kar bhi kya sakta tha mai bagal Wale room mai jaaker baith jaya aur ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ka intezaar karne laga....bahut der baad ammi aur adarsh bhaiya ander se shopping kar ke bahar loute ..tab mere Nazar ammi per jayi to maine dekha ki ammi ke chehre ka naqab hat chuka tha ..per ak minutes ammi itne Sharma q Rahi hai adarsh bhaiya se aur jab mai adarsh bhaiya ke taraf dekha to adarsh bhaiya ammi ke pichhe khade ho kar Ammi ki gaand ko dekh rahe the aur unke chehre per ak harami pan ki muskan thi ..mai soch raha tha ki ander kay hua hoga Jo ammi ke gaal itne gulabi ho rahe hai aur wo adarsh bhaiya ko dekh kar itna Sharma q Rahi hai ..
To doston agale update mai janenge ander kya hua ..