wah! kya ek lovely kahaani likha aapne yaar! ekdom jackass aur bahut bahut mast story!Update - 20
Last me aapne padha ki kaise golu ne yusuf ke abbu ko sahar se baahar bheja aur uske ghar me ruk gaya......
Aur fir waha raat me yusuf ki ammi ko randi ki tarah choda....jo yusuf ne bhi dekha....aur maze bhi liye.....
Par agle din jab golu ne yusuf ko apne cabin me bulaya....tab yusuf ki gaand fat gai.....kyoki golu ye sach jaan chuka tha ki yusuf hi wo insaan tha....jo golu ko call kar ke nasreen ko chodne ki baat bol raha tha.......
Ab Aage................
YUSUF KI JUWAANI...............
Golu sir ki baat sun kar mere to hath-paav hi foolne lage the....mujhe us waqt kuch bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha...ki main kya karu.....
Main janta tha ki golu sir ki sab pata lag chuka hai....ki main hi wo call karne wala saksh tha...jo apni hi ammi ko golu sir se chudwana chahta tha......
Main to us waqt golu sir se najre tak nhi mila pa raha tha.....aur mera dil ye soch kar jooro se dhadak raha tha...ki ab golu sir mere sath kya karege.......
Golu- ab bol....ye sab kyo kiya tha.....
Main- kkkk....kuch nhi sir ji...galti se....
Golu- chup....sach-sach bol....kya tu sach me chahta hai ki maine teri ammi ko chodu....bol....
Golu sir se jab khullam-khulla bol hi diya tha....to main kya karta....meri to pahle hi gaand choke maar chuki thi....
Par main janta tha....ki abhi mere paas bas ek yahi mouka hai....ki haa bol du....taki mere dil ki muraaad puri hoti rahe.....matlab jo ab tak chhip kar ho raha tha....wo golu sir ki madad se itminaan se kar saku....
Golu- jaldi bol....tu chahta hai ki main teri ammi ko apni rakhel bana kar rakhu....
Main(gardan hila kar)- hmm...
Golu- par uske liye tujhe meri baat bhi manni hogi....
Main(hairani se)- kya....kounsi baat...
Golu- jyada kuch nhi....wo teri ammi ke sath teri fufi aur teri behan ko bhi apni rakhel banauga....theek....
Main- hmm...jaisa aap chahe......(man me)- wo to aap pahle hi bana chuke hai.....mujhe kya paresaani......
Golu- hmm....waise ek baat bata.....tu aisa chahta kyo hai.....matlab.....tujhe kya maza aata hai....tu kya sochta hai.....thoda samjhayga.....
Main- wo main....sir ji....pata nhi....par mujhe ye soch kar hi ek mazedaar ahsaas hota hai.....ki aap meri ammi ke uper chad kar unki.....wo aap....samjh rahe hai na....
Golu- uski chudaai karta hu...yahi na....
Main- hmm......
Golu- hmm...samjha......par teri ammi.....wo manegi kya......
Main(man me)- rakhel bana to liya sabko....fir bhi masoom ban rahe hai....
Golu- bata....wo maanegi...aur teri fufi aur behan.....wo bhi.....
Main- ab ye to aapko karna hai.....aap mana loge....mujhe yakeen hai....
Golu(muskura kar)- hmm....par tere baap ka kya.....use khabar lag gai to.....fir kya....
Main- wo....kaise lagegi....wo to dusre sahar me hai.....
Golu- fir bhi.....maan le...kabhi tere baap ko khabar lag gai....to tu kiska sath dega....tere baap ka...ya mera.....
Main(man me)- aisa kabhi ho hi nhi sakta...ki aapko mere abbu pakad sake.....
Golu- bol....
Main- aapka....aapka sir.....bas meri ammi ko sambhaal lena.....
Golu- hmm.....ab tu ja....raat ko milte hai tere ghar me.....fir karte hai kuch....
Main- hmm...sir ji...ek gujaris hai.....
Golu- ha bol.....
Main- wo....aap jab meri ammi ke sath kare....to kya mujhe dekhne dege.....
Golu(muskura kar)- tujhe dekhna bhi hai....
Main- hmm.....plz.....
Golu- dekh lena...abhi use patane to do.....tu nikal ab....mujhe kuch kaam hai....
Main- ji sir.....
Aur fir main cabin se nikal aaya.....kyoki main samjh chuka tha...ki koi to hai...jo table ki aad me baitha hua golu sir ka lund choos raha hai....
Aut wo aur koi nhi balki meri ammi hi thi....kyoki jab main bapis aane ko hua tha....to mujhe kuch kapde dikhe the....jo meri ammi ki kurti hi lag rahi thi....
To jaise hi main cabin se nikla.....waise hi jaldi se ghoom kar us cabin ke pichhe side ke chhajje par pahuch gaya......jaha kaanch ki khidki se main cabin ke bheetar ka najara dekh sakta tha......
Aur jaise hi maine bheetar dekha....to saamne ka najara mere liye bada jana-pahchana hi tha.......
Mere saamne golu sir ekdam nange apni chair par baithe the......aur meri ammi bhi puri tarah se nangi ho kar golu sir ki god me baithi hui thi......
Maine dekha ki golu sir aur ammi aapas kuch baaten karte huye muskyra rahe the....par wo baaten main sun nhi sakta tha.....lekin unke chehre dekh kar main ye jaroor samjh chuka tha....ki wo dono hi khush the.....
Aur jaha tak mera khyaal tha....wo us waqt mere baare me hi baat kare hoge....saayad golu sir ye bata rahe hoge...ki ab yusuf unki mutthi me hai...aur unke hisaab se hi chalega....isliye ghabrane ki koi baat hi nhi.....
Aur meri ammi bhi ye jaan kar khush ho rahi hogi...ki unke bete ko is baat se koi paresaani nhi...ki wo golu sir se chude.....
Kyoki main ye jaan chuka tha...ki jab main golu sir se baat kar raha tha...tab meri ammi hi unka lund choos rahi thi.....
Isliye meri saari baate meri ammi bhi sun chuki hogi....aur unhe ye sun kar bada sukoon mila hoga...ki unka beta khud hi aoni ammi ko sir ji ki rakhel banana chahta hai.....
Khair.....apne man me andaje lagate huye main kuch der tak meri ammi aur golu sir ka kaamuk program dekhta raha......aur fir bapis apni jagah pahuch gaya....
Asal me mujhe pata hi tha....ki waha ammi ki chudaai hi hogi.....jo ki main ghar par bhi dekh sakta tha....aur ab to bekhouff ho kar dekhne wala tha.....
Bas isliye maine socha ki thoda kaam kar lu....taki manager bhi gussa na kar sake.....
Khair.....meri ammi sir ji se kab tak chudi...ye to mujhe pata nhi chala....par jab main kaam khatm kar ke ghar pahucha...to meri ammi mujhe ghar par hi mili....
Aur aaj jab ammi ne mujhe dekha...to unke chehre par ek ajeeb si khyshi thi....saayad wo ye jaan kar khush thi...ki ab is ghar me wo bekhouff ho kar kabhi bhi chud sakti hai....aur wahi baat meri fufi aur behan par bhi laagu hoti hai.....
Khair....waqt gujra....raat hui......par meri fufi aur behan ka abhi tak koi ata-pata nhi tha.......jisse main thoda paresaan bhi tha.....
Main- ammi.....fufi aur baji kaha hai....aai nhi ab tak.....
Ammi- are....main batana hi bhool gai....wo teri fufi apni saheli ke ghar uske gaon gai hai....aur teri baji ko bhi sath le gai....to kal shaam tak hi aaygi.....
Main- hmm...aur golu sir.....wo nhi aaye aaj....
Ammi- wo bas aane wale hai.....unhi ke liye to aaj chiken biryani bana rahi hu....
Main- hmm.....
Ammi- accha....tu 10 minute baad gas band kar dena....tab tak main thoda naha lu.....
Main- is waqt.....
Ammi- haa...thoda pasina sa lag raha hai.....tu dekh.....aur haa.....sir ji aa jaaye na....to chai pila dena.....aati hu.....
Ye bol kar ammi bathroom me ghus gai....aur main bhi samjh gaya....ki ammi jaroor raat ki chudaai ke liye taiyaari kar rahi hogi...kyoki sir ji ko apurat ka chikna badan hi pasand aata hai.....ek bhi baal hua...to wo gussa ho jate hai....
Aur abhi meri ammi saayad apne badan ko chikna karne hi gai thi...taki raat bhar sir ji ko acchi tarah se khush kar sake....
Khair...ammi ki chudaai hona to pakka tha hi....par mere zehan me ab tak meri fufi aur baji ki baat nhi aa rahi thi...ki aakhir wo dono gai kaha hai....
Ye baat to pakki thi ki wo golu sir ke jaam se hi gai hai....jo maine suna bhi tha....par gai kaha hai...aur kya kaam karne gai hai....iska jawaab mujhe ab tak nhi mila tha......
Thodi der baad golu sir bhi humare ghar aa gaye....aur seedha ammi ke kamre me ja kar aaraam karne lage......
Ye dekh kar to meri samjh me aa hi chuka tha...ki golu sir ko ab kisi ki parwaah nhi....wo is ghar ke maalik ban kar rahne wale hai......
Khair.....golu sir ke aate hi main unke liye chai bana kar le gaya....aur waha ja kar maine jo dekha....use dekh kar main thoda sa hairaan hua....
Kamre ke bheetar golu sir sirf underwere pahne huye bistar par tike huye the aur apne mobile par kuch kar rahe the......
Golu sir ko kareeb-kareeb nanga dekh kar main isliye hairan tha...kyoki mujhe laga tha....ki kam se kam ammi ko dikhane ke liye to golu sir mere saamne thoda had me rahege........
Par ye dekh kar mujhe yakeen ho chala tha.....ki ab golu sir ko kisi ki kuch nhi padi...aur saayad ye baat ammi bhi janti thi....
Khair....jab maine golu sir ko chai di...to unhone mujhe wahi rukne ka bol diya.....
Golu- wo pent dekh raha hai....usme se purse nikaal aur 1 bottle scotch le aa.....aur apne liye bhi kuch le lena....
Main- ji sir.....
Aur jaise hi maine purse nikala....waise hi ammi bhi bathroom se bapis aa gai....wo bhi sirf ek towel me.....
Aur jaise hi unhone golu sir ko kamre me dekha.....to aise ghabra kar baahar chali gai...jaise ki pahli dafa unke saamne aise aai ho....
Golu- oh no....lagta hai teri ammi sharma gai.....
Main- unhe pata nhi tha na...ki aap aa gaye hai.......
Golu- hmm....tu ja....main dekh leta hu.....
Main- ji....
Aur jaise hi main kamre se baahar aaya....waise hi ammi ne mujhe isaare se kichen me bula liya......
Ammi- bata nhi sakta tha ki sir ji aa gaye......
Main- kaise batata....abhi to aaye hai....aur aap ghabra kyo rahi hai....wo to ab yahi rahne wale hai.....to ho gaya jo hona tha.....
Ammi- accha....tujhe bura nhi laga...ki teri ammi unke saamne sirf ek touliye me aa gai.....
Main- are....nhi.....usme kya hua.....wo anjane me hua na.....aur wo gair thode hi hai.....humare liye to ab apne hi hai na....
Ammi- hmm.....theek hai.....main aage se dhyaan rakhoogi.....
Main- hmm....main aata hu.....
Ammi- ab tu kaha ja raha hai.....
Main- wo sir ji ne kuch saamaan magwaya hai.....le kar aata hu......
Ammi- hmm....sambhal kar lana.....
Aur fir main baazaar nikal gaya.....aur raste bhar yahi sochta raha....ki is waqt meri ammi aur golu sir kya kar rahe hoge......
Ab ye to main janta hi tha...ki ammi raat bhar chudne hi wali hai....to maine bapis aane me koi jaldi nhi ki....kyoki mujhe jo maza lena tha....wo raat ko milne hi wala tha.......
Par jab main bapis ghar me aaya....to mujhe na hi ammi dikhi aur na hi golu sir.......
Main- aakhir gaye kaha hai dono.....
Aur fir main bari-bari ghar me har jagah ammi ko dekhne laga.....par wo kahi nhi dikhi.....aur na hi golu sir....
To fir main bathroom ke paas pahucha....aur waha se mujhe kuch aawaaj aai.....jise sun kar main samjh gaya ki ammi bathroom me hi hai....
Par ab sawaal tha ki golu sir kaha hai.....kya wo kahi gaye hai...ya fir ammi ke sath hi bathroom me hai....
Bas yahi shaq door karne ke liye main baramde ki pichhe gaya aur bathroom ki deewaal me bane ek chhed me se dekhne laga.....
Asal me wo chhed maine hi banaya tha....aur kabhi-kabhi apni ammi, baji aur fufi ko nahate huye dekh bhi leta tha.....
Khair....jab maine us chhed par aankh lagai....to mujhe golu sir bhi dikh gaye....matlab unka gatheela badan.....aur tagda lund....
Golu sir nange ho kar seedhe khade huye the....aur meri ammi bhi nangi hi thi....aur golu sir ki peeth se chipki hui khadi thi.....
Meri ammi golu sir ke pichhe khadi hui ek hath se sir ke seene ko ragad rahi thi...aur dusre hath se sir ka tagda lund sahla rahi thi........
Ammi- aah....ye to fool gaya hai......
Golu- pichhle 25 minute se hila rahi hai.......foolega nhi to kya hoga......
Ammi- to ab....khali kar du.....
Golu(muskura kar)- khali bhi hoga.....pahle thoda maza ho jaaye......
Aur fir golu sir ne ammi ko apni baahon me liya aur unke honth choosne lage.....aur ammi unka tagda lund joor se hilane lagi.......
Golu- uuuummmmhhh.....aah....aaj to tu biba dar ke maza legi na....ab to tere bete ka bhi intzaam kar diya.....
Ammi- hmm...waise mujhe pata nhi tha ki yusuf aisa hoga.....wo khud ki ammi ko chudwana chahra hai....mujhe to bada gussa aaya tha......
Golu- gussa mat kar.....ulta pyaar kar use......are...aisa beta sabko nhi milta....jo apni ammi ko lund ka sukh dila sake.....
Ammi- hmm.....par use batana mat...ki main sab janti hu.....
Golu- uski jaroorat hi nhi....tu bas maza le.....aah...chal....ab khali kar.....
Ammi- souk se....uummhh...
Aur ammi ne golu sir ko kiss kiya aur turant ghutno par baith kar lund choosne lagi........
Aur meri ammi ne lund ko tab tak choosa....jab tak ki wo jhadne ko taiyaar nhi hua.....
Aur jaise hi golu sir jhadne lage....to meri ammi ne lund ka sara pani apne halak me utaar liya......
Golu- aah....chal.....baki raat me.....
Ammi- aah....aap jaiye.....kahi yusuf na aa gaya ho.....mere paas to yaha towel bhi nhi hai ab.....
Golu- to fir aise hi chal.....
Ammi- kya...nangi....par yusuf...aaahh....wo dekhega to....
Ammi bol hi rahi thi ki golu sir ne ammi ko apni majboot baajuo me utha liya aur bathroom se nikalne lage.....
Golu- dekh lega to sahi hai na.....rahi-sahi sharm bhi khatm.....
Ammi- aap bhi na.....
Golu- ab rakhel banaya hai....to har tarah se banana hoga na.....chal....
Aur fir golu sir bathroom se nikal kar kamre ki taraf chal pade....to main bhi ghar ke pichhe se nikal gaya....aur thodi der baad ghar me aaya.....taki ammi aur golu sir ko kapde pahanne ka mouka mil sake........
Aur fir jab main aaya....tab tak wo dono kapde pahan bhi chuke the.....par sirf naam ke liye.....
Jaha golu ji ne bapis se sirf underwere pahan li thi....wahi meri ammi ek nighty pahne huye thi...jisme unke maasal baju aur bhari hui jaaghe saaf tour par dikh rahi thi.....sath hi sath us nighty ka gala bhi thoda gahra tha...jis wajah se ammi ke bade-bade doodh bhi thoda sa dikh rahe the......
Halaki jab main ammi ke saamne pahucha to wo thoda ajeeb sa mahsoos kar rahi thi....saayad unhe mere saamne nighty pahan kar aane ki shatm bhi thi.....
Ammi- wo....sir ji laaye hai.....bole ki abhi pahno....wo raat me hi pahante hai na ise....
Main- ha ammi....ise nighty bolte hai....aur isme sharmane ki kya baat....sab pahante hai....matlab bahut si aourten....to buraai kya hai.....
Ammi- buraai to nhi...par tujhe sahi nhi lagi na....
Main- kisne bola....mujhe to pasand hai....aap ghar me yahi pahna karo....ye aaraam degi aapko....
Ammi- hmm....chal...tu khana kha le....
Main- aur sir ji....sath me khate hai na.....
Ammi- are nhi....unhe to waqt lagega...tu kha kar so ja....subah jana bhi hota hai tujhe.......
Main- par sir ji akele khayge....ye theek lagega.....
Ammi- are nhi...main hu na.....main khila dugi...tu kha le....aur so ja jaldi....
Main- hmm....
Main janta tha ki ammi mujhe kyo sulana chahti hai....par unhe kya pata tha...ki ab mujhe tab tak need hi nhi aati...jab tak main ammi ki damdaar chudaai na dekh lu....
Khair....maine khana khaya aur apne kamre me aa gaya....aur wahi meri ammi golu ji ke paas pahuch gai...
Aur fir golu ji ne pahle shraab aur kabaab ja maza liya....aur fir meri ammi ke sabbab ka jee bhar kar maza loota....jise dekh kar maine bhi apni nunni khoob bahaai.......
Us raat kareeb-kareeb raat bhar golu sir ne meri ammi ko acchi tarah se choda tha......
Aur unki chudai ki awaazon se mera pura ghar goonj raha tha....kyoki aaj meri ammi kuch jyada hi maze se chudwa rahi thi.....wo na hi cheekhne me kami kar rahi thi...aur na hi aahen bharne me........
Sath hi sath ammi ke gadraaye badan par golu sir ka sakht badan jo thapake maar raha tha....unki aawaaj to mere lund ko uchhal hi deti thi.......
Us raat chudaai ka aisa mahoul jama tha.....ki jab ammi ki chudaai dekhne ke baad main bistar par aaya na......tab bhi mere kaano me ammi ki aanhe aur sir ji ki mardana gurrahate goonj rahi thi.........
Is wajah se mujhe bamuskil need aai....par jab aai to aisi aai...ki main need ki gahraai me kho gaya.......
Fir agli subah jab maine jaag kar ghadi dekhi.....to meri jhakki khul gai.....kyoki us waqt subah ke 9 baj rahe the..........aur mujhe 9:30 par factory jana hota hai......
Isliye main jaldi se bathroom me bhaga aur jaldi-jaldi taiyaar ho kar baramde me aa gaya........
Par waha mujhe ammi najar nhi aai....jo ki waha honi chahiye thi....matlab ki wo roj hi jaldi jaag jati thi....chudne ke baad bhi wo itni der tak kabhi nhi soi thi....
Khair....jab mujhe ammi nhi dikhi to main golu sir ke kamre ki taraf gaya...aur jaise hi gate ko hath lagaya....to khush ho gaya...kyoki gate khula hua tha........
Aur fir jaise hi maine bheetar jhaank kar dekha.....to saamne ka najara dekh kar mera dil khush ho gaya.......
Mere saamne bister par meri ammi aur golu sir pure nange pade huye the....aur dono hi gahri neend mein doobe huye the.........
Golu sir ka lund is waqt murjhaya hua dikh raha tha....fir bhi itna bada tha....jitna mera khada hone par bhi nhi ho sakta tha.......
Meeri ammi sir ji ke chaude sakht seene par apna sar rakhe huye tasalli se so rahi thi.........jaise ki unhe ab kisi ki koi fikr hi na ho......
Ammi ka ek hath sir ji ke lund ke kareeb tha.......aur dusra sir ji ke gale ki taraf.....wahi sir ji ka ek hath ammi ki peeth ke neeche tha....to dusra hath ammi ke doodh ke kareeb tha........
Main(man me)- kitna mazedaar najara tha raat ka....meri ammi kal raat taviyat se chudi thi....saayad kal ki raat wo pahli dafa befikr ho kar maza le rahi thi.......
Muje yakeen hai ki kal raat jo damdaar chudai hui thi.....uske baad ye dono itni jaldi to nhi uthne waale...kya pata mere sone ke baad fir se chudaai hui ho.....ho bhi sakta hai.....chalo....sone deta hu...main chalta hu kaam par.....
Ye soch kar maine gate ko dheere se band kiya aur ghar se factory ki taraf chal pada.....
Par abhi bhi mere zehan me meri ammi hi bhari hui thi......matlab....jaise main abhi-abhi unko dekh kar aaya tha.......
Aaj maine apni ammi ke chehre par ek alag sa sukun dekha tha.......jo isse pahle kabhi nahi dekha tha.......
Mujhe aisa lag raha tha....jaise ki ab ja kar meri ammi ko unki manmutabik khusi mili ho......jin khushiyo ki meri ammi ko sakht zarurat thi........
Main(man me)- chalo accha hai.....kam se kam meri ammi khush to hai.......aur sahi bhi hai....golu sir hum sabka khyaal rakhte hai....to badle me thida maza to milna hi chahiye....jo meri ammi unhe barabar de rahi hai....fir baji aur fufi bhi to hai....wo bhi to maza deti hai......
Khair.....us din ke baad mere ghar ka mahoul puri tarah se badal chuka tha.....ammi, baji aur fufi ke rahan-sahan ka tarika bhi....unke kapde bhi badal chuke the....
Wo sab kafi morden kapde pahanne lagi thi...jinme unka jishm bhi dikhta tha....matlab thoda bahut.....
Aur golu sir to har raat humare ghar me gujarte the.....ammi ko to chodte hi the...sath hi sath baji aur fufi ko bhi chodte the....kabhi-kabhi to din me bhi ruke rahte the...aur kisi na kisi ko chodte rahte the.....
Is douraan meri baji aur fufi jai dafa raat ko baahar bhi ruki thi....wo saayad golu ji ke kaam se jati thi...jiske baare me mujhe koi khabar nhi thi...ki wo karti kya hai.....
Aise hi kareeb 2 mahine nikal chuke the.....is beech maine apni ammi, baji aur fufi ki kai dafa chudaai dekhi aur khoob maze udaaye.....
Par is douraan mujhe ek buri khabar bhi mili.....wo thi afjal ke abbu ki mout ki khabar....jinka car accident me intkal ho gaya tha......
Us haadse ke baad main bhi apne dost ke gum me gumgeen tha.......jisse ubarne me mujhe thoda waqt bhi laga.....par ammi ki chudaai dekhte-dekhte mera gum lund ke pani ke sath nikal hi gaya.....
Par fir ek din wo bhi aaya....jisne mujhe buri tarah se hila diya.....kyoki golu sir ne mere saamne ek ajeeb si maag rakh di....
Unhone saaf-saaf bola....ki ya to unki baat maanu....warna wo mere abbu ko mera call wala sach bata dege...jiska unke paas saboot bhi tha.....
Golu sir ki baat sun kar meri haalat khraab ho chuki thi...kyoki mere liye ek taraf kuan tha.....to dusri taraf khaai.....
Golu sir ki maag se mera jeene ka najariyan hi badalne wala tha.....aur uske sath hi koi tha....jo meri jindagi ko fir se ek mod dene aane wala tha.......
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