Update.13
Nana ji ne apna mobile nikala or call laga diye
nana ji! Hello commissioner sahab kaise hai........
commissioner!mai thik hai hu afroj ji kaise yaad kiya hame....
nana ji! Kya batau commissioner sahab mera Nati kal se gayab hai kuchh pta nahi chal raha hai bahut dundha magar kuchh khabar nahi mila uska........
commissioner! Kyaaaa par aap aaj bata rahe hai koi nahi tension mat lijiye mai abhi inform krta hu sabko ,aap apne Nati ka photo send kijiye.....
nana ji! Ji thik hai send kar raha hu, jara jaldi pta lagaiye mere Nati ka yaha sab bahut prisan hai......
commissioner! Aap fikar mat kijiye aapka Nati mil jayega bas uska pura bio data send kijiye......
nana ji ! Ok bahut sukriya aapka.....
or nana ji call cut karke mera bio data commissioner ko send kar diye fir sablog kuchh der baith kar baat kiye uske baad buaa ammi or Sonam aapi sabke liye nasta lagai fir sabne mil kar nasta Kiya aise subah se dophar ho gyi fir sabne khana bhi khaya uske baad nana ji or dada ji shadi ke liye hall booked karne chale gye yaha buaa ke ghar par sablog Sonam aapi ke liye jo saman ammi or nani le kar aayi thi wo dekhne lage ammi Sonam aapi ke liye lahenga le kar aayi thi jo shadi ke din unko pahnna tha, apna lahenga dekh kar Sonam aapi bahut khus hui.
sonam! Mami thank you bahut khubsurat lahenga hai......
ammi! isme thank you ki kyaa baat hai or bahut kuchh hai tere liye par wo baad me dikhaungi......
sonam! Mami abhi kyo nahi please dikha do na nahi to mera khana nahi pachega.......
ammi! Are thora Sabar rakh raat ko dikha dungi......
sonam! Thik hai mami aap bolti hu to ruk jati hu........
idhar Nani or dadi aapas me baat kar rahi thi
Nani! Samdhan ji aap chinta mat kijiye Ayan mil jayega, naaz ke papa baat kiye hai aaj nahi to kal hamara beta mil jayega.....
dadi! Allah kare aisa hi ho samdhan ji jaldi se mera Ayan wapas aa jaye mera to kaleja fata jaa raha hai uske baare me soch kar......
nani! Yahi haal to mera bhi hai kitne din ho gye hai apne nawase se mile.....
aise hi kuchh der dono batein karti rahi idhar buaa papa ke sath baith kar shadi ki taiyari ke baare me discuss kar rahi thi,
buaa! Aapko kya lagta hai sab thik se ho jayega na.....
papa! Tum chinta mat karo sab thik thak hoga abbu hai na......
buaa! Aapse ek baat puchhu....
papa! Haa puchho.....
buaa! Ye Ayan aakhir ghar chhod kar kyo gya.......
papa! Sayad usse meri baat ka bura lag gya hoga, pta nahi.....
buaa! Mujhe nahi lagta hai ki usse aapka baat ka bura laga hai aap jante hai ki wo aapse kitna pyar karta hai.....
papa! Haa mujhe pata hai, mujhe bhi uski bahut fikar ho rahi hai.....
buaa! Tension mat kijiye mujhe lagta hai ki wo yaha Sonam ki shadi me jrur aayga aisa mera dil kah raha hai.......
papa! Kash aisa hi ho.....
fir aise hi sham ho gyi nana ji or dada ji bhi aa gye the uske baad sab log chai piye fir sab log baith kar aapas me discuss karne lage ki kal kya kya karna hai dada ji chahte the ki shadi badi dhum dham se ho, iss bich nana ji commissioner se bhi baat kiye mere baare me pta laga ya nahi par commissioner ko kuchh pta nahi laga agar mai gao me ya apne Sahar me hota to sayad wo log pta laga lete, par fir bhi commissioner ne bola ki wo CCTV camera check karwa raha hai jise hi kuchh pta chalta hai to wo turant khabar dega,
idhar ham log mere gao utar chuke the train apne time par pahucha di thi, ham waha se buaa ke ghar ke liye bus pakad ke nikal gye, karib 2 ghante baad bus hame buaa ke ghar ke pass bus stop par utar diya, mujhe bahut dar bhi lag raha tha ki agar kisi ko mujhpe saq ho gya to sab gadbad ho jayega,
mai! irfan yaar mujhe dar lag raha hai agar ye getup nikal gya to sab gadbad ho jayegi.......
irfan! Tu bekar me dar raha hai kuchh gadbad nahi hoga tu tension mat le.....
mai! Lekin yaar koi to hona chahiye na hame jaane wala jo hamari madad kare taki koi problem na ho......
irfan! Haa baat tera sahi hai magar Aisa kaun hai agar tu kisi ko ye bataya ki tu hi Ayan hai to wo kisi ko naa bta ke tera sath de......
mai! Hai naa ek Banda mera bhai guddu wo mera madad jarur karega....
irfan! Or wo aisa kyo karega.....
mai! Kyoki mai uska ek aisa secret janta hu jiske chalte wo kisi ko kuchh nahi btayega......
irfan! Achha wo thik hai par tu aisa kya janta hai uske baare me......
mai! Wo ye ki uska chakkar mere ghar me kaam karne wali se hai ek din maine usse chodte huye dekha tha apne garage me......
irfan! Oh tab to wo pakka kisi ko kuchh nahi btayega....
mai! Ha thik hai usse mai abhi call karke bulata hu......
Fir mai guddu ko call karta hu
Mai! hello tu guddu bol raha hai na....
guddu! Haa kaun bol raha hai.....
mai! Jo bhi bol raha hu par mujhe pta hai ki tu apne ghar ki kaam wali ko chodta hai........
ye sunn kar guddu ko to jaise jhatka laga fir bhi apne aap ko sambhalte huye
guddu! Kya bak Raha hai be tu janta nahi hai mujhe tu hai kaun.......
mai! Tujhe to mai achhi tarah se janta hu agar mujhe Janna hai to tu jaha aaya hua hai waha ke paas Wale bus stand par aaja.....
guddu! Thik hai tu wahi ruk mai abhi aata hu, bhag mat jana.....
mai! Abe tu tension mat le mai yaha bhagne ke liye nahi aaya hu, tu jaldi aa.......
guddu turat mera call cut Kiya or dada ji ko bola ki thodi der me aata hai kuchh kaam hai or wo car liya or waha se chal diya, idhar mai or irfan dono hass rahe the
Irfan! Abe yaar uski to gand fatt gya bahut dar gya hai.....
mai! Haa yaar par mujhe achha nahi laga usse iss tarah bolne me par kya karu ye jaruri tha.......
irfan! Wo chhod udhar dekh koi aa raha hai......
mai! Are chal tu mere samne aa ja mai tere piche chhip jata hu usse apne paas aane de......
irfan! Sale wo hath to nahi uthayega na.....
mai! Pta nahi ho skta hai.....
Tabhi guddu hamare paas aa gya or aate irfan ka collar pakad liya or bola
guddu! Sale tu hai naa jo mujhe blackmail kar raha tha fhone par bta kisliye bulaya hai warna Tera gand yahi faad dunga.......
tabhi mai uske samne aa kar bola
mai! Bhai Bhai sant ho ja fhone par ye nahi tha maine tujhe call kiya tha.....
jab guddu mujhe dekha to chauk gya or sidha mujhe huge kar liya
guddu! Ayan tu bhai kaha chala gya tha sab kitna prisan hai, mera majak tujhe itna bura laga bhai ki tu ghar chhod kar chala gya........
mai! Nahi mere bhai tera baat ka koi bura nahi lga tu aisa mat soch, mera jana jaruri tha.......
mujhse alag hote huye guddu bola
guddu! Lekin aisa kya jaruri tha jo tu achanak chala gya kam se kam mujhe to bta deta Bhai........
mai! Sab bataunga par abhi mera baat sunn mujhe tera help chahiye karega......
guddu! Tu bol kar to dekh tere liye kuchh bhi karunga......
to maine guddu ko apna sara plan bta diya
guddu! Par tu aisa kyo karna chahta hai, tu chal mere sath sab tujhe hi dhund rahe hai tere Nana to police me bhi complain kar diya hai.....
mai! Kyaa nana ji aa gye hai par koi baat nahi Lekin tujhe jab tak mai nahi bolunga tab tak tujhe kisi ko nahi batana hoga ki mai Ayan hu......
guddu! Thik hai ab chal.....
mai! Pahle mujhe getup change karne de fir chalte hai......
to maine anjum aunty ka diya hua bag khola to usme dadhi or ek muchh tha or gal par lagane ke liye ek masa bhi to guddu or irfan dono mil kar mera getup change kar diya or jab mai car ke sheese me apna chehra dekha to mai khud ko bhi nahi pahchan saka
guddu! Bhai tu to bilkul pahchan me nahi aa raha hai......
irfan! Haa yaar koi to kya tere ghar wale bhi nahi pahchan sakte hai.....
mai! Aisa hai to fir chal or haa guddu tujhe yaad hai na mera naam kya bolna hai.....
guddu! Haa bhai yaad hai tera naam sahil hai or tu Ayan ka dost hai.....
mai! Very good ab chal......
to mai or irfan guddu ke sath car me baith kar waha se nikal gye
